[TAS] Super Captain Falcon 64 - "1 Star BLJLess" in
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 20 ก.ย. 2024
- Became subject to a social experiment where I made the title clickbait about TH-cam abandoning me. It worked for a little bit.
Reuploaded with a watermark because TH-cam suddenly decided that it wasn't suitable for advertisers, alongside the fact that people kept on stealing this without giving credit on sites like Twitter.
Original description:
Captain Falcon decided that Backwards Long Jumps are too cliche, so he decides to mess Bowser up without them.
This is a hack of Super Mario 64 that replaces Mario with Captain Falcon, while also adjusting several of his attributes (Higher running speed, faster falling speed, a Falcon Kick that immediately puts him at 120 speed, and a Falcon Punch that can destroy almost any object in the game, including Star Doors and Bowser).
As BLJs aren't used in this category, the primary method of building up speed is through the Hyper Speed Wall Kick technique, which abuses the fact that aerial acceleration and speed has no upper bound. By repeatedly staying in the air through frame perfect wall kicks, I can slowly build up enough speed to skip past the Endless Stairs. Yes, I tried Falcon Punching it. No, it didn't work, because the trigger is based on a floor, not an object.
Credit to Pasta Power for making this hack, and Snark for his inputs in the Dire Dire Docks star up to jumping on Bowser's Sub (Which desynced due to Falcon's higher gravity). The lag at the end of the star could easily be improved, but I don't want to bother with it now.
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This is now my most viewed video on the channel, hitting the one million mark.
That's astonishingly crazy.
Nintendo probably flagged it
W
love this vid you got a sub
Yep
You deserve it bro! Your TASes are always such a joy to watch!
"From a game design perspective, what exactly were you thinking when you decided to make falcon kick instantly launch you forward at a literally uncontrollable speed, and make falcon punch a long-range charge that instantly destroys anything, including the game's progress barriers and the final boss?"
“We weren’t.”
But anything else, and it wouldn't be badass enough to bear the name "Falcon."
HYES
GWOOOOAH!!! HYES! SHOW ME YA MOVES!
He was thinking: "Falc!!!"
Thank you TH-cam recommended.
ok
Ok
The algorithm is working 😄
Yeah
CRISPY!!!!!
This further shows that every copy of Mario 64 is personalized
WHEN WILL EVERYONE STOP WITH oh noes sm64 perwsownalized
Really stop
@@Maxwellcoolguy no
Nofoodman no. You are a personalized copy of sm64
You want fun ?
Maybe the personalized copies of mario 64 were the Friends we made along the way
"Press A to Falcon" is one of the most intimidating phrases in video game history
Press X to doubt
Press F to pay respects
And now press A to falcon
Press [Crow] to Crow
the credits be like
"look at all of these places captain falcon never went to"
I'm dead
Naw, thats the levels that are coming In the 2nd game.. I heard It's coming In 3062!
Guess he went there afterwards
Cpt.Falcon: **Mocks Mario at Smash Bros**
Mario: Hey, my job isn't as easy as it looks, I'd like to see YOU try to do it
Cpt.Falcon:
Mario: Fuck off
😂👌🏼
He's only 7 seconds faster though
Not even speed demon mario can conpair
ask you receive mario you crap-sandwhich!!!!!!
he destroy doors with a punch, but need a key to open others...magnific
Different hubs for the keyed ones. He’d be punching a way to nowhere.
moidh the other doors were made entirely of wood which is weak to fire while the others had metal as a large part of it which have a high melting point.
In the game key doors lead you to another scenario soooooooo i think you get it
Professionals have STANDARDS
the key doors act as seperate loading zones, opening the doors is what sends you through them, removing the doors would remove the loading zone
Is this the F-Zero game fans wanted? No
Is this the F-Zero game fans needed? Yes
Is this the F-Zero game fans deserved: YES
You know what we need? GTA but with Capt Falcon as the main character for the Switch
YES!
This is better than no games
*Starts playing on a new save file*
Mother: "Come down son, dinner's ready!"
"Be there in five minutes mom!"
(Five seconds later)
Mom: dinners ready.
More like give me 8 with 55 seconds mom!
aRe yOu dUmB tHiS iS A tAs yOu cAnNoT pLaY lİkE tHiS iRl
Dry Boo2798 OmG yOU dOnt GeT thE jOkE r/wOoOoSh
@@ruzgar2289 boi
3:00 captain falcon shows us his sick beatbox skills
Sounds like he is violently spitting
I think you mean 4:57
@@AlmightyDJKB lol indeed
lemme show you how to scratch it
@@favio_138 y'all gone make me
My dude just vaporized Bowser by just punching him
And did it three times
Edit: Also Peach
Señor Lechuga indeed C.Falcon of already Falcon punch at princess peach so good bye for her 😂👌🏼💯
I was really let down that he didn't falcon punch Peach :(
NKBlazer she was breathing so he knew what to do
Cap Dan 😒 What was that..?
Joey Madrigal 94 if she breathes she a T---
“Press A to Falcon”
Do I even want to know?
Plot twist: she exploded that's show right there he too powerful
Thank you Princess Rosalina from super mario galaxy
I don't even want to know what "Half-A press to Falcon" looks like.
Show me ya moves
You already know, that’s the thing.
I love how he blows up every door, and then carefully puts the key on one door
iirc those doors are basically loading zones, so blowing them up would just get you stuck
@@LilacMonarch don't ever recall a loading screen on n64 games
@@gregoryrodriguez5621 loading areas don't always show screens
@@giovannidotgen if it loads instantly, is it really considered loading 🤔
@@gregoryrodriguez5621 Yes.
“Wall jumps”
“Keeps wall jumping”
“Increased speed”
“Finally reaches destination”
Yeah, screw physics!
He reached his............... Final Destination
Parallel universes
*Parallel universes*
*starts grunting*
Bowser: No! You're supposed to collect ALL THE STARS! You're ruining everythi-
C. Falcon: Falcone... PAWNCH!!
*Bowser explodes*
Bowser: NO THIS ISN'T HOW YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO PLAY THE GAME!
@@sonomni haha Falcon Punch go boom
stickmin paawch
ONE PUNCH FALCON
Lesson learned
If Captain Falcon says show me your moves
Your getting atomized in about 0.07 seconds
Alex Williams you didn’t show him your moves fast enough
That's not even fast enough to process what he said
😂👌🏼
Or he already did and you just haven't noticed it.
Lesson learnt
This was amazing!
Yooo
show me your moves
Not sure why the peach part is misinterpreted. That’s just her leaning animation to kiss since Mario’s model is considerably shorter.
It's because people on the internet are immature.
The mob of people commenting their misinterpretation is what got the initial upload of the video marked as unsuitable for advertisers; I still have to delete dozens of comments in the same fashion now.
@@84updown well its kinda funny but he doesnt get ads to get money so shut up
No, that's 100% BJ
@@thecommenter578 what odes bj stand for?
@@Stefanga44 backwards jump obviously
2:54 is not capt falcon wall jumping he's just kicking the castle forward and backward.
LMAOOO
The move is called wall kick in super mario 64. Makes sense!
He’s just making speed to pass walls
@@Lgame0143 woooosh?
IM CHOKING
Thinking about it again, I have reason to believe it got sent to demonitization hell because all of you kept on commenting about a seemingly inappropriate bit at 5:53 that TH-cam thought was an actually bad thing.
If this gets deemed as unsuitable for advertisers a second time (Or people steal it again while cropping out the watermark), I'm going to re-upload this a second time and place the watermark in the center of the screen.
youtube monetiztion is big dumb sometimes
I don't get it why it's "unsuitable"
Even advertisers like to break policies on YT sometimes
I assure you, that was not my intention. I didnt even think about it. Falcon's just really tall.
Please never stop making these videos
*Special Thanks To*
C Falcon
Captain Falcon
Captain Falcon
_Deja Vu's one hell of an experience, ain't it?_
dannyrom288 😂😂😂 ( Laughing myself) and l’m Continue Laughing so hard myself 🤣🤣🤣 I can’t imagine that like princess peach gone of already 😆👏🏼
Deja vu, i've just been in this place before
@@AGZhark People can say what they want, lol.
C. Falcon (aka Captain F.) is an independent game developer. What do you mean? He coded this game, all by himself. Nintendo even paid to turn the game into Super Mario 64 by slapping Mario onto it! /s
Ft: Captain Falcon
"you want fun? WARIO show yo-...
*"S H O W M E Y O M O V E S"*
"OH MY GOD"
*wario screaming.mp3*
the personalized copy of mario 64 we needed
Sick bruh
EAAAAAAAAAAAUAAUUAAAAAAAA....
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.mp3
I love how they used the Melee model instead of just using the one from the N64
Same
Same
Same
Same
Same
Bowser: No! You're supposed to collect all the Stars! You're ruining every...
Captain Falcon:SHOW ME YOU'RE MOVES!
your*
Hey I cant steal this now, can you upload one without the watermark?
Dyllon: *N O*
damn u right, gonna do that
Well the princess peach of already 🤣🤪 but now it’s over 😏
@@joeymadrigal9432 man be speaking english 2.0
Playing Cow yea yea yea 😒
2:19 Bowser, Down B right into a Falcon Punch, what a read by Captain Falcon!
The Dean of Lean if that happens in smash it should be Captain Falcon that gets destroyed because Bowser Down B has a superarmor
Amazing punish by Scar, DJ Nintendo's Bowser ain't looking too hot right now
@@yoshiyukiwatanabe110 not if you time it right
Yoshiyuki WATANABE But it’s captain falcon
5:53 Show me your moves!
*E X P L O D E S*
S H O W M E Y O U R M O V E S !
*credits*
**DANCE**
@@sans-kk5tf *SHOW ME YOUR MOVED*
The most canonically accurate representation of Captain Falcon's power level in a game.
so far
This feels like a "Something About" episode from TerminalMontage - in the best way
Moves = showed
Princess = saved
Hotel = Trivago
Falcon = Punch
crng = potd
this guy = confused me
@@buprevengeance6573 n
@@trashycannoey no u
Peach: **Appears**
Dyllon: “Show your moves Show your moves Show your moves Show your Show your Show Show Show Show your moves...”
ModdedMarionette also princess peach is Explosion 💥 and now she’s gone of already 😱
@@joeymadrigal9432 you be speaking english from the future
Press A to falcon
I was laughing so hard on this part
2:54 Captain Falcon performs the Seizure Proceedure
I will now refer to any and all repeated wall kicks as the Seizure Procedure, thank you kind stranger
What ever you do don't look directly at it
Some say it's how he returns to his home planet.
Okay how is this gonna be different
Falcon: *Deletes Bowser*
Peach: WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR YOU *-blows up*
...ok 😄
Too, much FALCON!!
Falcon is too manly to be interacted with.
If Captain Falcon were to visit the mushroom kingdom, this is exactly how he would act and behave. Intensity cranked to 11
4:57 Press "a" to S H O W Y O U R M O V E S.
Really sucks that youtube decided to do it to you like that.
Also good idea adding a watermark, people need to stop stealing your vids without giving credit.
Shit
@The main cause of warps in all of reality I think he's just joking. After all, he does have 777 days left before he's oofed.
@@arigat-s0244 "doctor, how much time do i have of life?" "5." "5 what? Days? Years?" "4...3...2...1..."
I dont get what ppl wanna steal from this anyway
@@uwnbaw Views. Or maybe more likes.
Bowser: Mario i was expecting yo-
Captain Falcon: Falcon Punch!
Bowser: *Dead*
Hey faker
Hey faker
Hey faker
Hey chainbreaker
Bowser: Oh not this mf again
Captain Falcon: FALCON PAWNCH!!
I like the idea of a Captain Falcon platformer beat em up with racing integrated into the game. Exploring different worlds in the same vein as this. That would be wild.
2:13
"NO! You're supposed to collect ALL THE STARS! You're ruining everyth--"
So long gay bowser
@@JRM-be5vk Thank you so much for playing my game
PAW-YEA-HYE-SHO-*other spastic Falcon noises*
Hahaha falcon punch go Brrrrrr
Every copy of Mario 64 has different M O V E S
All moves are personalized
This is some shit ima be telling my grand kids,
“And then he grew wings out of his head, triple jump, and flew away.”
Falcon: * destroys every door in his way *
Also Falcon: * unlocks door carefully *
I love that while running around really fast and punching everything, Captain Falcon slows down to calmly and politely open the key doors.
5:53 he blew her bc this isn't what he ment by "show me ya' moves!".
I lost it when he started making Captain Falcon say “show me ya moves” to the music in the end
"Haha Mario! You've stepped into my lair prepare to d-, wait who the hell are you?
"FALCON PUNCH."
*Bowser fucking explodes*
Captain Falcon is on a very tight schedule and doesnt have time for shenanigans.
0:02 Spanish Subtitles:
muy bien
[Aplausos]
Even TH-cam knows this is a good video
Captain Falcon said Falcon kick
No está contaminado
Exelente...
TH-cam quits drugs xd
This dude is that much powerful that even the credits’s game go to him
Falcon destroys half the castle and blows through any door trying to stop him, but still has the courtesy, to properly insert keys to unlock doors. Bless up 🙏🏾
I think that was the most maddening 28 seconds of Captain Falcon's life when he was swimming in Dire, Dire, Docks.
its even more frustrating then stomping on a luigi while the invisible ceiling glitch is active
扉の物理破壊はするのに鍵付きの扉はちゃんと開けるの草
5:29 Captain Falcon: Show me your moves!
Peach: **moves neck right and left**
i love how instead of using PowerStars to open doors, or throwing Bowser into his own bombs...
...you can just PAUNCH! everything into oblivion xD
5:51 girls on tinder after you tell them youre 6 foot
The fact that this exists has restored my faith in humanity.
TH-cam algorithms aren’t disappointing me this week.
Doors:exists
Cpt. Falcon:And I took that personally
Bruh how am I meant to plagiarise this video now smh
By playing the game dud1
I loved the text to s-peach
Why did I even bother commenting this again
So Dyllon could re-like the comment again
@@dannyrom288 huh, that makes sense. Now show me ya moves.
0:35 when you thought this would be a simple reskin......you thought wrong.
Cpt Falcon: show me ya moves...
Door with Key Hole: show me ya key...
Cpt Falcon: Yes
Walljumping. A very interesting way to build speed
This one dude that downloaded the video before reupload: *laughs in hell*
クッパ「なんか、思ってたのと違う奴が来たんだが…」
もはやただのスマブラ
コメ欄に日本人がいると何故か安心する
それな
Chi cha chu chinito gustal aloz flito.
I agree
3:00 Approaching ludicrous speed!
"Ludicrous speed? But sir, we've never gone that fast before!"
He went so fast it skipped to plaid
@@UltimateDurp AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I like how peach double took at his junk, then almost when down on him before she got blown herself
4:57 When Captain Falcon started having a “Show me ya moves” stuttering attack I fucken lost it!
When can I get a " Press A to Falcon" sticker?
5:35 TFW the D is nice.
5:52 Too nice, I guess...
Sorry Peach, that area is off limits.
0:38 Wavedashing
No that was melee moonwalking in place
ok but after reading the description i'm incredibly happy that you attempted to falcon punch the stairs
While Mario is busy getting at stars, the captain already saved peach
Punches through every other door
Calmly puts key in door and calmly opens it
Peach exploded
@Ronald Rodriguez no :(
SpringFox And Darknightmare like the same video XD th-cam.com/video/tVTOf8Qshdk/w-d-xo.html
F
@CasualSpeck i will give falcon head
@@N8-Feds Not a gamer moment
5:36 look at spanish subititles
solíamos
Captain Falcon is such a Chad, the normal video game physics mean absolutely nothing to him.
Damn, this Captain Falcon character is insane, he should be in smash.
Nintendo: *We made Super Mario 64 explicitly so that you'd have to collect Power Stars and do things in order to beat the game.*
Captain Falcon: *Unfortunately for you, history will not see it that way!*
I have never laughed my ass off harder during a speedrun. That was magical
4:04
Me - Well I wonder how he going to kill bowser so quickly
Falcon - Falcon punch
Me - oh ok
Peach: "We have to do something special for you."
Falcon: "SHOW ME UR MOVES"
Peach: ight imma head out
this is captain falcon’s best game, it’s amazing he paired up with konami to make this masterpiece
2:55
"So this is the power of Ultra Instinct"
Well, this is the most amazing and, at the same time, ridiculous thing I've ever seen in my life (and belive me, I saw so many things).
It was so funny to listen Princess peach with Google female voice.
This is god damm amazing.
Thanks for *showing us your work*
LMAO thank you so much, I had a very rough day and now I'll feel so much better 💖
When he said FALCAAAWWN PAWNCH!
I felt that
This is the answer to all those "If my character can benchpress a planet, why can't he just break the door?"
He may want to show you moves but... he can speedrun EXACTLY LIKE Mario
Mannn, captain falcon has alot of moves.
A true man of culture, what an hombre.
Sh sh sh sh sh sh SHOW ME YOUR MOVES!5:10
Died laughing as soon as I saw him Falcon Kick and slide like 50 feet
"The floor is lava"
The special ed kid: 3:00
"Bwa ha ha! You've stepped ri-"
SHUT UP I'M BUSY LANDING AERIAL FALCON PUNCHES FOR EDGEGUARDS
"The power of the stars waked up the castle!"
"SHOW ME YA MOVES!!!"
3:20 everyone run! Captain falcon is starting his warm ups!!!
This is all just Captain Falcon letting out all of his pent up frustration from not getting another F-Zero game in so long