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Paying $70 for a game that interrupts your gameplay with an ad for the deluxe edition that says “Long Live Piracy” is truly a AAAA experience … People in the replies are telling me the ad only appears in the free trial of the game. Thanks for the fact check, and long live piracy.
@@placeholdername3521 Consumerism. People %100 prefers to buy and "try" a shit game they already know its shit, before not wasting money because they NEED to waste that money. Now low income people are fucked because AAA companies know they can sell shit for gold. Haven't bought a game in 20 years. Long live the piracy as they say.
"Its a full game" and "Purchase the Legendary Edition to unlock the full game" happened within 2 minutes of each other. Peak Ubisoft Authentic Experience.
Labeling this game as AAAA reminds me of a crooked car salesman. This is up there with the best PR disasters in gaming history along with EA's response to Star Wars Battlefront and Sean Murray overselling No Man's Sky.
A self-proclaimed “Quadruple-A” game couldn’t even be bothered to properly animate a guy cutting down a tree. Ocarina of Time on the N64 had more nuanced tree-cutting animations…
Do what you want, cause a pirate is free, You are a pirate! Yar har fiddle di deee Being a pirate is really badass! Hang the black flag at the end of the mast! You are a pirate!
Having an ad for the premium edition inside the game you already paid more than full price and having LONG LIVE TO PIRACY on the ad is f'ing hillarious!
While I wouldn't find that shocking, that's not the case here. They were playing during the beta period just before release which you could play for free up to a certain point, hence the ad.
Quote was orginially made by Junk Spankrrow (oddly similar to Jack from Pirates of the Caribbean), and it was more along the lines of: "Don't steal from fellow pirates, Ubisoft has already taken care of that."
A mid-game, full screen, POP UP AD is the most wild take on "next level gaming" I've seen since playing mini clips in 2003. "Having fun? Please insert $20 to access this island." Good LORD.
I mean, are you really gonna make me play devil's advocate for this dumpster fire? The free open beta which the ad was a part of is something very few games have these days, and is the reason I knew to stay away from this game based on my own experience with it. I'd take a one-time, full-page ad any day of the week if more AAA games had free trials like this one did.
Gaming just isn't like it used to be in the late 90's and early 2000's, there was passion and beta testers inside their buildings to review content and give their take on what makes a great game. It's unfortunate that we do this stupid early access nonsense now.
After thinking about it, I feel like they were trying to emulate real world ship-building and the fact only wood from really specific trees would be suitable for building those kind of ships. Most of the trees on that island wouldn’t really work. However, the execution of that fact in terms of gameplay mechanics is just awful
@@NA-tu7nt if 'realism' ends up making a game mechanic that is boring and sucks, it shouldn't be there. It's a video game it's meant to be fun first and foremost.
No melee combat, no boarding enemy ships, no exploring remote islands for buried treasure, and your boat has 'stamina'. Literally the opposite of the pirate fantasy.
To be fair (doing the Devil's advocate here), Dark Souls has "bleeding" mechanics for undead characters and even skeletons, but no one complains about that...
5:04 That water is acid, note how his boat disintegrates instead of sinking. Amazing how resilient coral was in the old days. Even more impressive that his boat had enough stamina to push across solid coral that's only 3 ft below the surface!
If the captain ran out of stamina by handling the boat that I understand because hydraulics wasn't a thing back then but the entire boat??? That's just wild.
@@khmerghost Its not even the captain thats handling the boat its the Helmsman.... I can asure you however that keeping an sailboat at full speed is super exhausting for the entire crew even in modern days so this stamina thing aint as stupid as you all might think.
You have to put the sail away to recover a boat's stamina. When you're so committed to templating game design and copy+pasting mechanics that you're putting things into your game that make no sense. I'm half-surprised they don't have the boats doing parkour to climb a tower so you can reveal more of the map.
@@conangod00 Good point, but even with that train of thought that would only make sense if the boat’s movement was purely (or mostly) oars. My anger is directed at Ubisoft here, there really is no way to look at it in a way that makes sense. Even then, who would want stamina based SHIP MOVEMENT in a PIRATE GAME.
@@conangod00 It only takes 2 people to steer a ship that's catching wind: helmsman and lookout. Ship crews did not just tuck sail because everybody got tired. You needed to make use of as much wind as you could on open sea. Visibility issues presenting navigation complications and rough waters/storms are when you tuck sail. When the crew at large is having supper and sleeping you might tuck sail as well, again depending on things like visibility issues and other outside factors.
Hey guys, hear me out. There exists a battery called the AAAA battery, which is smaller and has various downsides in comparison to the AAA battery. There's probably a resemblance.
This game was so disappointing that I went all the way back to 2007 to find a better version. Pirates of the Caribbean Online, graphics are out dated for sure but it’s still got a very active online community as it was re launched in 2021 after being taken down for a number of years. Still regularly updated and a lot of fun
Yarr harr fiddley fee being a pirate is all right with me! Pass the fair-trade non-alcoholic rum and pop open a keg 'o root beer me hearties! We're celebrating a successful raid with vegan wraps! Yarrr...
Yeah who is their marketing guy? Trump? “Listen folks, this is a big game, very big game. I walked in, I said, ‘wow, what a big and complete game this is.’ It’s very big, many people are saying it’s the most complete game they’ve ever seen. The first AAAA game, let me tell you. Sleepy joe is making AAA games but we’re bringing AAAA games back, we’re making them so complete and big.”
Interrupting your $70 game with an in-game ad with the text "The premium edition gives you access to the full game" over the words "Long Live Piracy!" makes me think that this is actually a complex social satire masquerading as a real game.
>"""historical""" game >make nothing about it historical at the risk of losing tiktok zoomer attention or offending bugman sensibilities Many such cases, especially from Ubisoft.
@@snoookie456 And people keep telling them: if buying isn't owning a game then piracy isn't stealing. I have to give them props though: it takes some balls to claim a typical crappy ubisoft game is AAAA. The sad part is they still found enough idiots to swallow that BS.
@gusty9053 The amount they put into these games don't get made back anymore with their sales. They'll still sell a couple hundred thousand but this is a live service. Needs servers,updates,patches,and new cosmetics and within a month barely a thousand people playing means all that you do for the game will be worthless
I streamed AC: Black Flag under the guise of Skull and Bones like a true pirate, and got more viewers than active Skull and Bones players. Moose is moving up in the world.
If there's one thing I know pirates for is the fact that they always play fair, are always nice to people and never engage in activities under the influence of substances
@@BierBart12 Having played it fairly extensively, a "pirate game" is one of the last things I'd call SPAZ, honestly. Its themes, structure and overall feel are pretty far removed from a proper pirate game, most of its pirate elements come directly from its space-sim heritage.
You could save 55 bucks by just buying AC Black Flag and have a better experience, just without friends... The sailing looks identical and that game is 7 years old.
I really don’t get what’s so hard to understand about people rowing the boat getting tired. Still not buying this game because it looks half baked and uninspired like any other new game by soulless huge corporations, but saying “wtf da boat has a staminaA?” Reeeeally makes you sound stupid.
It’s a pirate game, we shouldn’t be rowing skiffs mate. The sails outa do the trick fine. It doesn’t make sense to regain stamina by lifting sail, that’s bass akward. You outta regain stamina by relying on the sail.
A lot of money did go into making the game. The development cycle was simply hell and they kept having to replace team members and would go years without having a clear idea for the game. So a lot of money was indeed wasted on developing this game.
I'm glad they included the stamina mechanics to allow your sailing ship to catch his breath after a long run. The little details is what makes all the difference.
@@raedjoobeur3864 s'like the crew go "CAP'N! The sails! The sails are going t' tear if we keep pushing her this hard, cap'n!" and then the player captain sighs before going all "Fiiiiiine, stow them for a bit and rethread the holes ye scallywags."
whoever is responsible for a random pop up screen that interrupts the game to ask you to give them more money where the default selection is to open the store should be in prison
I played that trial they offered and I had almost the exact same thing happen on the same mission. I actually got the planks they you're getting the wood to make, but those don't count. But when I was coming back, I had three players basically blockading the entrance to the starter area. They'd pull out in front of you so you'd hit them and accidentally flag yourself pvp (at least, I think that's what they were doing, I don't know if you can freely pvp or not) but none of them had those tracking missiles that took out Dunkey, so I actually made it back so I could stop playing.
"My boat ran out of stamina" is the most Ubisoft thing I've ever heard
Premium ship skin for $20, reduce stamina consumption by 8%!!!
It's just The Ubisoft Game, but your avatar is a boat.
The sails are tiiiiired.
sid meier pirates is better
Did you think they were driving off gas or something?
Paying $70 for a game that interrupts your gameplay with an ad for the deluxe edition that says “Long Live Piracy” is truly a AAAA experience
…
People in the replies are telling me the ad only appears in the free trial of the game. Thanks for the fact check, and long live piracy.
makes me wonder why ubisoft isn't bankrupt yet.
@@placeholdername3521cause people keep buying their micro transactions
it’s a free trial
@@placeholdername3521 Consumerism. People %100 prefers to buy and "try" a shit game they already know its shit, before not wasting money because they NEED to waste that money.
Now low income people are fucked because AAA companies know they can sell shit for gold. Haven't bought a game in 20 years. Long live the piracy as they say.
I hate Ubisoft like no other, but that's the free trial and probably either before playing or after playing
"Its a full game" and "Purchase the Legendary Edition to unlock the full game" happened within 2 minutes of each other. Peak Ubisoft Authentic Experience.
Tbf it doesn't say that the basic edition doesn't give access to the full game.
You can play a trial version for 8 hours for free. That's why it asks you to purchase the full game.
it looks and plays like a cartoon. enough said.
To unlock the full game plus exclusive bonus content you must purchase the Ultimate Legendary Edition Tier 1.
@@cagneybillingsley2165Even mobile warship games are more fun than those lame ass shit.
"AAAA" is the sheer horror sound people utter when they play the game.
Labeling this game as AAAA reminds me of a crooked car salesman. This is up there with the best PR disasters in gaming history along with EA's response to Star Wars Battlefront and Sean Murray overselling No Man's Sky.
It's a quadruple HAHAHA game.
I read that as " Aaaaaahhhhhhh ! "
“A pirate must play nice” sounds like something a pirate would say sarcastically before doing something unspeakably cruel
"The Boo Box"
Making someone walk the plank*
I was thinking the same, LOL.
Pretty much on point... The point of my sword m8...
"A pirate must pay for our licensed products" - Ubisoft
"My boat has stamina?" Truly one of the most AAAA moments of all time.
Don’t you hate it when your sails get too tired of being blown by the wind and need to take a breather
AAAARGH
genshin moment
Wut?
It really makes you feel like the ship is an actual character.
They made a game about pirates that isn't even worth pirating.
XD thats a good one
4:54 The "tree harvesting" looks like its from some bad mobile game
All of Ubisoft looks like it's from some bad mobile game
A self-proclaimed “Quadruple-A” game couldn’t even be bothered to properly animate a guy cutting down a tree. Ocarina of Time on the N64 had more nuanced tree-cutting animations…
the tree harvesting looks like it jumped out of a pirate’s ass
@@Truegnek That phrase actually makes more sense here than any of the times Dunkey used it in the actual video.
@@marcforrester7738 not all ubi games i am die hard fan of ac and far cry
The fourth A stands for Arrrghhhh I’m a pirate, that’s why it feels so good to be in the game
Do what you want, cause a pirate is free, You are a pirate! Yar har
fiddle di deee
Being a pirate is really badass!
Hang the black flag at the end of the mast!
You are a pirate!
That is such awesome sauce
It's actually a scream, like "Aaaah" because pirates are fuck*ng scary 😢
Arrgh
It goes Arrghsaneo style, for sure.
Having an ad for the premium edition inside the game you already paid more than full price and having LONG LIVE TO PIRACY on the ad is f'ing hillarious!
They were probably just on the eight hour free trial lol
lol
Truly a Ubisoft thing to do
Is this permission?
While I wouldn't find that shocking, that's not the case here. They were playing during the beta period just before release which you could play for free up to a certain point, hence the ad.
"LONG LIVE PIRACY!" is probably the funniest accidental PSA I've seen in a hot minute
They literally roasted themselves despite the recent talks about Ubisoft comforting players for not owning the game. 😂
All this is against pirates core beliefs lmaooo
Interesting take
Silence, verified nobody
@@ErenTheWarcriminal same
Against media pirates maybe, but do a little research on the structure and respect actual pirates followed
Let’s Read commenting on a dunkey video? This is the crossover I needed!
This feels like a mobile game I'd watch an ad for to get an extra life.
I would name a few mobile games that deserve the 59.99$ price tag more than this garbage lol.
@@valley6824 Nikke
@@valley6824 For real, got any recommendations?
I agree 3 years ago
When mobile game ads have high-level movie production budget but the games themselves were from the gameboy era
It was tough being a pirate back in the days because their boats would constantly run out of stamina.
now when your car runs out of stamina you feed them dinosaur juice
Also, you had to be nice, play fair, and play safe, which really didn't lend to pirating very well.
I mean who needs wind when you got stamina.
Maybe they were trying to make a soulsborne ship game after looking at success of elden ring
Have they tried to cheer it on?
1:01 “A good pirate never takes other people’s property!” - Jake, the pirate, Disney channel
Quote was orginially made by Junk Spankrrow (oddly similar to Jack from Pirates of the Caribbean), and it was more along the lines of: "Don't steal from fellow pirates, Ubisoft has already taken care of that."
I love how the best selling point for this game is that it's complete
Which honestly is kinda debatable.
And then they suggest buying premium edition which actually gives you full game
The fact that Ubisoft said Long Live Piracy is legendary 😂
Mister X!
How did you not have a name/handle, lol
The game isn't even worth the hard drive space, even when cracked
And it’s just a comment bot
Bot
"My boat has stamina?!" And with that ive heard all of the review i need to hear
Maybe it's the crew that's tired? Idk game looks like trash
@@Tbone272the crew got tired from looking at a sail? mind you, they werent rowing
@@katieee4915the wind god ran out of breath and he needs to take a sabbatical
@@katieee4915yeah, exactly. It’s extra tiring when you have to maneuver the boat with your mind.
Ubisoft squish-brain logic.
A mid-game, full screen, POP UP AD is the most wild take on "next level gaming" I've seen since playing mini clips in 2003.
"Having fun? Please insert $20 to access this island."
Good LORD.
mobile gaming really is a parasite
I mean, are you really gonna make me play devil's advocate for this dumpster fire? The free open beta which the ad was a part of is something very few games have these days, and is the reason I knew to stay away from this game based on my own experience with it.
I'd take a one-time, full-page ad any day of the week if more AAA games had free trials like this one did.
Gaming just isn't like it used to be in the late 90's and early 2000's, there was passion and beta testers inside their buildings to review content and give their take on what makes a great game. It's unfortunate that we do this stupid early access nonsense now.
I am immediately reminded of the subscription block while playing Toontown Online when I was a kid.
Remember when people made JOKES 10 years ago about EA having popup ads of needing to buy access to basic content?
"Please buy the Premium Edition.
Long live Piracy!"
The fact that you can't just cut a tree, you need to find a tree cutting point on the island is so AAAA
It's quality-of-life after all, this way you don't get confused on which trees to cut!
After thinking about it, I feel like they were trying to emulate real world ship-building and the fact only wood from really specific trees would be suitable for building those kind of ships. Most of the trees on that island wouldn’t really work. However, the execution of that fact in terms of gameplay mechanics is just awful
hey, you never know what'll be in the tree! what if there's like, a bomb inside one? at least the trees at the designated cutting point are 100% safe
but, you are specfilly looking for a certain wood though. lol
@@NA-tu7nt if 'realism' ends up making a game mechanic that is boring and sucks, it shouldn't be there. It's a video game it's meant to be fun first and foremost.
No melee combat, no boarding enemy ships, no exploring remote islands for buried treasure, and your boat has 'stamina'. Literally the opposite of the pirate fantasy.
Why would anyone play this when they could just play Black Flag?
You can find buried treasure
At least it sends a message of how One Piece's sea combat should be orchestrated
@@stacyturner3607 On foot, with actual control of your character and not a QTE cutscene?
Yeah this is just boat combat game number 5763
4:00 What responsible pirates, only taking what wouldnt damage the ecosystem. Truly a AAAA game
Every title that Ubisoft Naboo puts their hands on is just a gem
Can't hold a gem to Ubisoft Mos Isley's games tho. Now those are mastahpieces
"My boat ran out of stamina" is all you need to hear to never wanna touch this game.
For real 😂
ikr but probably there will be a mod to remove this non sense
@@yassinehaniit's a live service game won't be mods just paystore
I mean it would make sense if the ship moved with rowers (is this the right word?)
To be fair (doing the Devil's advocate here), Dark Souls has "bleeding" mechanics for undead characters and even skeletons, but no one complains about that...
THE PIRATE CODE
1. No stealing
2. No killing
3. Play nice
R*aping and pillaging? I hope you asked nicely first?
And remember, sharing is caring
Remember to bring your consent protection don’t forget about that
@@planescaped Consent and borrowing
"The code is more like guidelines than actual rule."
5:04 That water is acid, note how his boat disintegrates instead of sinking.
Amazing how resilient coral was in the old days.
Even more impressive that his boat had enough stamina to push across solid coral that's only 3 ft below the surface!
*PIRATE CODE:*
1. Don't be a pirate
-2. Have fun-
The whole "boat ran out of stamina" bit has the same energy as "thats right, your knife requires ammo"
If the captain ran out of stamina by handling the boat that I understand because hydraulics wasn't a thing back then but the entire boat??? That's just wild.
Nono y'all don't understand, this is the same universe as Pixar's Cars. That's why the boats have stamina
Fire Emblem (pre-Fates version): ... imma pretend I didn't see that!
Ah yes, relatable to Destiny 2 players.
@@khmerghost Its not even the captain thats handling the boat its the Helmsman....
I can asure you however that keeping an sailboat at full speed is super exhausting for the entire crew even in modern days so this stamina thing aint as stupid as you all might think.
4:30 “Long Live Piracy” is truly an awe inspiring statement
Well, at least Ubisoft was right about one thing.
Hope it becomes the #1 most pirated game
Nah but people would have to want to play it first.
There are layers of tone-deafness with this statement
You know it's even funnier when you realise this game has denuvo installed in it lmaoooooooooo
I have a theory that the devs slipped that in to show their own disapproval for the game lol
Now I want to go play Windwaker and AC:Black Flag
Now that you mention it, Me too.
Re download black-flag after this travesty of a game
You are sailing away after a successfull lumbering operation then suddenly laser guided missle swarm
4:28 “Long live piracy!” at the end of an ad for premium edition… awesome
They've just written what everybody thinks after seeing it
The game is not worth pirating
@@Micchi-LMAO
Like, this shit writes itself
Ironically the game isnt even worth pirating
Nothing makes me want to play a game less than seeing it's an online, multiplayer, live service game made Ubisoft, EA or Blizzard
Wow is good tho
Honestly could've stopped at "live service".
@@borat656no one likes games made by ubisoft or ea, get real
@@terminad53wow was never good. Something tells me you have never tried POE, the original wow game
@164tempo wOw iS gOoD tHo 🙄
@theend1555 don't forget Bethesda 😂
the Ubisoft Code of Conduct in a nutshell;
" Remember: A real pirate never takes someone else's property! "
number one rule of piracy:
never pirate. being a pirate is mean
"I'll be fucking skull and bones before this game downloads 💀".
💀
☠️
🤤
Dont do that D:
It was someones once.
It's actually more immersive that way
You have to put the sail away to recover a boat's stamina. When you're so committed to templating game design and copy+pasting mechanics that you're putting things into your game that make no sense. I'm half-surprised they don't have the boats doing parkour to climb a tower so you can reveal more of the map.
No defending but I think its the stamina of the people (which is not that great either).
Ubisoft only makes one game. This was a pallette swap ten years in the making.
That’s in the premium edition.
@@conangod00 Good point, but even with that train of thought that would only make sense if the boat’s movement was purely (or mostly) oars.
My anger is directed at Ubisoft here, there really is no way to look at it in a way that makes sense.
Even then, who would want stamina based SHIP MOVEMENT in a PIRATE GAME.
@@conangod00 It only takes 2 people to steer a ship that's catching wind: helmsman and lookout. Ship crews did not just tuck sail because everybody got tired. You needed to make use of as much wind as you could on open sea. Visibility issues presenting navigation complications and rough waters/storms are when you tuck sail. When the crew at large is having supper and sleeping you might tuck sail as well, again depending on things like visibility issues and other outside factors.
4:32 The true test of a pirate is being able to play the premium edition for free
"...fully fledged game."
Not even five minutes later: "would you like to buy the pass to the full version of the game?"
0:46 FIRST RULE OF THE PIRATE CODE: NEVER MAKE ANOTHER PIRATE CRY
Hahaha literally 😂
Have you ever seen pirate cry? yeah that's why
SECOND RULE OF THE PIRATE CODE: NEVER STEAL ANOTHER PERSON'S PROPERTY
Make a pirate cry, matey, thats not gonna fly
Make a pirate smile, arr, now ye got style
third rule of the pirate code: 🎶🎸BEWWW BEWW BEWW BEWWW YOU WOULD NEVER STEAL A CAR
Hey guys, hear me out. There exists a battery called the AAAA battery, which is smaller and has various downsides in comparison to the AAA battery. There's probably a resemblance.
Some rando also screamed about it years ago, and I feel that guy right about now
@@lordmarshmal_0643AAAAAAA
It’s more like what Ubisoft said when they saw final product:
- AAAAh, WTF IS THAT?
So for each A we add the quality goes down? 😮
@@Quzgaconsidering this is the modern gaming landscape and big companies pushing out quality games is considered a “anomaly”, yeah, sums it up well.
This game was so disappointing that I went all the way back to 2007 to find a better version. Pirates of the Caribbean Online, graphics are out dated for sure but it’s still got a very active online community as it was re launched in 2021 after being taken down for a number of years. Still regularly updated and a lot of fun
quadruple A :
A terrible design
A terrible progression
A terrible experience
A terrible game entirely
It’s actually called a AAAA game because when Ubisoft saw the pre-sale numbers they went: “AAAA!”
Why are people calling this game an AAAA game? I thought people didn't like it?
Good one
@@TheFunnyDictator oh ur slow....
Nice
@@TheFunnyDictatori didnt know Hitler could write that well in English.
4:59 ah yes, the classic victorian era ship weapon: The The Multi-Lock Burst Missile Launcher.
Little did we know that Lockheed-Martin is a 400-year-old company whose weapons date back to the age of sail.
You uh.... you really should look up what the victorian era actually was because it wasn't the age of pirates
@@gitman3486huh
long live raytheon technoligies rarrrrraaahhhh
@@gitman3486 ☝🤓"achhtually"
"Mum can I have Black Flag"
"We have Black Flag at home"
*Black Flag at home*
"Play evil, play dirty, play dangerous"
- Jack Sparrow
Remember men, A true pirate:
-listens to the teacher
-Respect their parents
-eats vegetables
-doesn’t bully
-drinks water regularly
Don't forget they have fun too!!!!
And they always respecc wahman
And USE LOTION ON YOUR FACE NOT JUST YOUR THINGY WHEN YOURE CRANKING IT, UGH
Yarr harr fiddley fee being a pirate is all right with me!
Pass the fair-trade non-alcoholic rum and pop open a keg 'o root beer me hearties! We're celebrating a successful raid with vegan wraps! Yarrr...
And purchases every single predatory software available.
I love how in that interview the guy said it would be a quadruple A game because it's a finished game and a complete game.
Finished from the perspective that they won't do updates no matter how buggy after a while
Hey, whenever you're done working on it, you can call it finished! They're not wrong.
Yeah who is their marketing guy? Trump? “Listen folks, this is a big game, very big game. I walked in, I said, ‘wow, what a big and complete game this is.’ It’s very big, many people are saying it’s the most complete game they’ve ever seen. The first AAAA game, let me tell you. Sleepy joe is making AAA games but we’re bringing AAAA games back, we’re making them so complete and big.”
The bar is on the floor. 😅
Wonder what this makes Baldur's Gate 3. A Quintuple A game?
Interrupting your $70 game with an in-game ad with the text "The premium edition gives you access to the full game" over the words "Long Live Piracy!" makes me think that this is actually a complex social satire masquerading as a real game.
'Long Live Piracy!'
*shows an advertisement for buying more digital content*
AAAA means:
-Play nice
-Trees are already harvested
-Your boat has stamina
Aplay nice
Atrees are already harvested
AYour boat has stamina
Wait, that's just 3!
@@segadoeswhatnintendont you forgot about fourth A! The
Amicrotransactions!
That's the secret A that comes later
@@rexyproductions1661 The letters were micro, thats why you couldnt read them earlyer
You forgot the 4th a
You forgot:
-Homing fucking missiles in a game about pirates.
This game really makes you FEEL like you jumped out of a pirate’s ass.
Lmao
God loves you all
Wild bonsaipop comment found.
Best anime content
Ok, I’m not sure exactly why….but that just struck me so funny 😂
that's where the 4th A comes from
"my boat has stamina?" I didn't realize how absolutely insane that feature was until the dunk just said that lol.
"Come at me, beast." Immediately gets attacked by a flying shark.
The wood cutting animation is straight out of a free mobile games 🤣
Lvl 1 crewmate: ☹️🔪🥔
Lvl 99 pirate king: 👑🤩🏴☠️🦜
lmao
@@April84012
@@April84012*insert voice generated narration*
@@johnpaulalbrecht7305 no only dumb soundeffects , and simsish
Not just the wood, anything you gather is a timing minigame
the fourth A stands for Ass which is the part of a pirate that Fluppy jumps out of
yeah i think it will go play doom again from my Floppy Drive
If this is AAAA gaming then I don't have confidence for the future of the gaming industry.
what did the other 3 A's stand for
“Our game will be so big-the biggest, in fact. And it will be very done.”
The fact that the opening literally is just describing Ubisoft is wild
This is actually the first "Strand" type game, because I'd rather be stranded on a desert island than play it
this comment made me shed tears of laughter. thank you
amazing
Not funny
@@Thjrjrnem3kjen4brnI want to laugh at your jokes
XD
"we have sea of thieves at home"
-Ubisoft
God loves you all
The game is so realistic you have to wait for the trees to grow back in real time to harvest them
Yeah let me wait around 150 years for this redwood tree to grow to full size
Ubisoft: Having fun? Buy ...
Players: Nope. And nope.
"hello i am a pirate, could you please give us your land and valuables? play nice please"
Ubisoft clearly knows of the sacred Pirate Bushido code
" aye, could ye, pretty please, empty thy pantaloons? "
I read this in the most pathetic shipmate voice ever.
give us your stuff and if you insult me i’m gonna get angy 😾
“By signing this ere declaration you agreed to give us up to 5000 doubloons worth of ye booty valid in his majesty’s court”
Don't you hate it when your boat got annihilated by guided missiles 😂
At least I’m not the only one who saw fking missiles. Wtf is this game
Might as well have a laser pointer at this point
Holy shit Somali pirate game
next thing you know, blackbeard is launching a tactical nuke at britain
>"""historical""" game
>make nothing about it historical at the risk of losing tiktok zoomer attention or offending bugman sensibilities
Many such cases, especially from Ubisoft.
I'm glad you finally made a video on this 2018 game
remember in sid meeir pirates you can land IN ANY place of the map,,IN 1987 ....
4:32 "Long Live Piracy!", it says, asking you to buy the Premium Edition of a Ubisoft game you already own
Ubisoft was the pirate this whole time
THIS is what should be the top comment, not a bunch of people literally repeating things he said in the video
you don't own it
they specifically said paying for it isn't owning it lmao
@@snoookie456 And people keep telling them: if buying isn't owning a game then piracy isn't stealing. I have to give them props though: it takes some balls to claim a typical crappy ubisoft game is AAAA. The sad part is they still found enough idiots to swallow that BS.
@gusty9053 The amount they put into these games don't get made back anymore with their sales. They'll still sell a couple hundred thousand but this is a live service. Needs servers,updates,patches,and new cosmetics and within a month barely a thousand people playing means all that you do for the game will be worthless
This game really makes you FEEL like you'd rather be playing Black Flag
Exactly, EXACTLY but I won’t play either 😆
This hit home for me because I finally finished Black Flag a month ago and I wouldn't touch it again if you paid me. Ubisoft is an absolute joke.
I streamed AC: Black Flag under the guise of Skull and Bones like a true pirate, and got more viewers than active Skull and Bones players.
Moose is moving up in the world.
i got black flag this week and blown away how it has out performed a quad A game 11 years ahead of it's time.
@@dylansmith6078it’s absolutely mind blowing
I have been looking foreward to this game since AC IV. thank you for shining light on it dunkey
Watching this and hearing "come at me beast" over and over....
It's insane how Assassin's Creed Black Flag is a more compelling experience than this game and it came out over 10 YEARS AGO
This makes we want to play more black flag
Black flag was rubbish as well
Don't listen to this guy. He probably hasn't played Black flag yet and experienced the awesomeness of being a pirate.
It's not even AAAA
No lie, all I see from this game makes me think, “Didn’t Sea of Thieves do all this years ago?”
>THE DAWN OF CAPITALISM
>throws an ad for the deluxe while you're still playing the game
very smooth ubisoft
guys give up your private property rights we promise we'll also give up ours guys WE PROMISE
i agreed with the "long live piracy"
Additionally, they are wrong. Monarchies are not capitalism.
@@henrymarshall8825 They can be if they have a capitalist system. Trade existed back then, so yes, it was.
the fourth A is for ads
I haven’t even begun the video, but when dunkey starts with reactions to the game you know you in it now
If there's one thing I know pirates for is the fact that they always play fair, are always nice to people and never engage in activities under the influence of substances
This game really makes you feel like it's not even worth pirating it
Cuz it's not lmao. Just go play Black Flag or literally any of the other recent AC games for better seafaring mechanics. AC Odyssey also did it well
This game really makes you feel like quitting piracy for a quiet life in the countryside.
Space Pirates And Zombies is still one of the best pirate games, and it had a tiny budget
@@BierBart12 Having played it fairly extensively, a "pirate game" is one of the last things I'd call SPAZ, honestly. Its themes, structure and overall feel are pretty far removed from a proper pirate game, most of its pirate elements come directly from its space-sim heritage.
Why waste my ssd space for this when there's plenty of other good games
"The premium edition gives you access to the full game"
Funniest thing i ever heard
He's playing the free trial
@@AdamQuigley He was playing the AA- Game. Premium edition is AAA- Game and platinum edition is AAAA- Game...
@@drbob212 Wait until they announce the diamond AAAAA edition.
The worst part is that it's true
I had to replay that moment a few times 😂
Took em 6 delays to deliver this quad A game. Your ship has stamina btw.
You could save 55 bucks by just buying AC Black Flag and have a better experience, just without friends... The sailing looks identical and that game is 7 years old.
"a good pirate never takes someone else's property" 😂
Thanks, jake
"My boat has stamina"
Dunkey - just wait till you unlock the paraglider for your boat, game really opens up.
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Needs to reach the point where his boat can climb sea mounts and scan the surrounding area for POI's.
gave me flashes of the ship from one piece that can glide
@@planescaped I accidentally did the submarine Perk and i cant get past the Iluminati Walrus
that’s right after getting the grappling hook right?
Ending music is "Pirate Cove" from Pac-Man World Rally OST
Really wasnt expecting Blind Wave to be the first thing i saw when watching this😂😂
"my boat has stamina?"
this alone should be a crime
God loves you all
I really don’t get what’s so hard to understand about people rowing the boat getting tired. Still not buying this game because it looks half baked and uninspired like any other new game by soulless huge corporations, but saying “wtf da boat has a staminaA?” Reeeeally makes you sound stupid.
It’s a pirate game, we shouldn’t be rowing skiffs mate. The sails outa do the trick fine. It doesn’t make sense to regain stamina by lifting sail, that’s bass akward. You outta regain stamina by relying on the sail.
@@RepresentWV its a sailboat
@@randumb8056 you beat me to it.
AAAA is the exciting new subcategory of video games where 99% of your million dollar budget goes to marketing and 1% goes to making the game
That's been most games for the past Decade.
As a general rule: The more a game is advertised to you, the worse it's going to be
Actually most of it was spent vacationing from what I remember. Was even gonna be a whole lawsuit about it lol
100-300 million dollar budget, believe me it's not just 1 million
A lot of money did go into making the game. The development cycle was simply hell and they kept having to replace team members and would go years without having a clear idea for the game. So a lot of money was indeed wasted on developing this game.
@erikh5512 very true. ive been in those thoughts but only recently confirmed with a couple of specific releases. (not from aaa companies)
LORD OF THE RINGS WAR IN THE NORTH SHOUT OUT LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
“My boat ran out of stamina.” Is one of the wildest sentences you could say in a pirate game. Is Ubisoft actively trolling gamers at this point?
"A true pirate never steals someone elses property!"
Ah, i see you are a person of culture as well!
"A true pirate buys but never owns"
You WILL pirate
You WILL own everything
and You WILL be happy
correct, since purchasing =\= owning that means pirating =/= stealing
I don’t steal since it’s always been my property, they’re just holding it
I'm glad to see the renaissance of the point and click adventure.
"A good pirate never takes another person's property!"
The Pirates Code: Never use the "hard Arrrrrr"
Aaaaaaaaghhh..... avast ye matey!
What's up my biggers
Wad up my land lubbas.
@@smallestgoober9399 It's current year, you gotta capitalize Lubbas now.
I'm glad they included the stamina mechanics to allow your sailing ship to catch his breath after a long run.
The little details is what makes all the difference.
Lmfao who came up with the idea of a boat having a stamina meter .
Those sails get tired from catching wind, duh
And resource farming. True masterminds.
Cant wait for the battlepass.
@@raedjoobeur3864 s'like the crew go "CAP'N! The sails! The sails are going t' tear if we keep pushing her this hard, cap'n!"
and then the player captain sighs before going all "Fiiiiiine, stow them for a bit and rethread the holes ye scallywags."
Yeah , truly as legendary as removing crossbow from game to fit with the lore
whoever is responsible for a random pop up screen that interrupts the game to ask you to give them more money where the default selection is to open the store should be in prison
Lol. Hes playing the free 8 hour Trial, hence the "purchase the game" add. There are no popups for store stuff or mictrotransactions in the game.
I played that trial they offered and I had almost the exact same thing happen on the same mission. I actually got the planks they you're getting the wood to make, but those don't count. But when I was coming back, I had three players basically blockading the entrance to the starter area. They'd pull out in front of you so you'd hit them and accidentally flag yourself pvp (at least, I think that's what they were doing, I don't know if you can freely pvp or not) but none of them had those tracking missiles that took out Dunkey, so I actually made it back so I could stop playing.
4:33 "Long live piracy!" thats the first thing Ubisoft has said in a decade I agree with
Put of me wonders if a dev intentionally, tongue-in-cheek put that there.
Shit, you'd have to pay ME to play this garbage.
not even worth pirating lmao
God loves you all
@@dizo-jp2td Thank you
5:02 Pirate boats with heat-seeking missiles? Truly a Quadruple-A game of the year!!!
tree-seeking
But "it's just cosmetics!"™
Question is what heat are they seeking? Must be all the excess gas from that pirate on his ship that keeps shitting out other pirates
@@red5standingby419 They're seeking all the chlorophyll coming out of the trees Dunkey just harvested
If you look carefully, the enemy ship just shot ahead of the target
The Blind Wave shoutout is wild
It’s very telling of the rest of the game’s gameplay and QOL decisions when your boat has a stamina bar.
Ubisoft: Don't play if you are sick, tired or high.
Me: That's literally WHY I'm playing videogames!
not ubisoft games tho
What do you do when you're healthy, energetic, and sober?
@@EEBE64 work
@@EEBE64I'm never healthy, energetic or sober so I don't know.
@@EEBE64 You can be all 3? Lies.