These Arrows = Instant Archery Ban!

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  • @robin98464
    @robin98464 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2406

    They better bring this whole quarantine to an end soon before Joerg builds something really world ending in his garage just out of pure boredom

    • @nevill1947
      @nevill1947 3 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      Here are some nuclear warheads that you can launch with your adder. HAHAHA - joerg

    • @coryman125
      @coryman125 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Joerg has made things to shoot syringes before- maybe he can help with, uh, "distribution" of the vaccine? ;)

    • @debarjandatta2170
      @debarjandatta2170 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@coryman125 especially for the antivaxers

    • @S71xx
      @S71xx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      One day he'll build a slingshot capable of launching the earth into the sun.

    • @T4K3SH
      @T4K3SH 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      and this is what i came up with😂😂

  • @brechtstroobant9879
    @brechtstroobant9879 3 ปีที่แล้ว +860

    This guys has the most heartwarming evil laughter I ever heard

    • @rey_nemaattori
      @rey_nemaattori 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I suppose it depends which side of these bows you are 😅

    • @nunyabizness199
      @nunyabizness199 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      They truely need to make him a bad guy in a James Bond movie...😁

    • @mikdahn1119
      @mikdahn1119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Absolute, i love it 😂

    • @danielporter7662
      @danielporter7662 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He reminds me of nicoli from mw just a little

    • @parrotshootist3004
      @parrotshootist3004 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Voltaire It's so easy when you're evil...

  • @mdsign001
    @mdsign001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +873

    That's got to be the most casual "by the way, I'm filming a 10 part tv show" I've ever seen in my life ... Congratulations!

    • @DatBoiOrly
      @DatBoiOrly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Its gonna be amazing to see him on TV

    • @misterjder1.831
      @misterjder1.831 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      If there is a channel for that it's DMAX 😆

    • @danjones732
      @danjones732 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DatBoiOrly l

    • @ihateyou1379
      @ihateyou1379 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@misterjder1.831 no Disney channel obviously

    • @enderslayer2024
      @enderslayer2024 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Probably cuz there is no real reason to make it a big deal... He's still gonna be the same guy... Just on a tv show.

  • @rickershomesteadahobbyfarm3291
    @rickershomesteadahobbyfarm3291 3 ปีที่แล้ว +695

    “These should be illegal”
    Proceeds to make them.
    I love this channel

    • @duddude321
      @duddude321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      "These should be illegal,"
      *Loads one*
      "But they aren't, I checked, now let me show you their features."

    • @personman8734
      @personman8734 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Let me show you how a crossbow bolt can violate the Geneva convention

    • @wernerruf7761
      @wernerruf7761 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@personman8734 The Geneva Convention is not the problem, it has no jurisdiction in fighting scum who want to steal our key less go car or even a single penny.
      The problem, at least in Europe and especially in Germany, lies in the other legislation that puts the protection of the perpetrator above the protection of the physical integrity and property of the victim, and in the case where they can defend themselves, they still have to put up with nonsensical questions about the proportionality of their reaction.
      Apart from that, in countries with a reasonable attitude towards perpetrators who trespass on property and launch an assault, why use a crossbow and steel bolts with a hardened surface and tip, as well as a soft core, instead of a "dessert eagle"?
      The "Dessert Eagle" and its magnum bullets leaves a huge mess in the house, which you have to clean up afterwards and even damages good old German stone walls. Don't forget a trained shooter always works with a double shot when under attack. Magnum bullets are not cheap and recovering the cost of them from an attacker or his heirs may require quite a bit of effort.
      The steel bolt is different, either push it through or cut it out and reuse it.

    • @personman8734
      @personman8734 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@wernerruf7761 r/wooosh dude I was making a joke not a commentary on the faults in the policies of the European Union. Do you just need to talk to someone god damn.

    • @Nagasakevideo
      @Nagasakevideo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Probably because he can trust himself with them but he doesn't trust other people

  • @_EllieLOL_
    @_EllieLOL_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +987

    He’s like the styropyro of archery
    “This thing is dangerous. But we can always make it more dangerous - here’s how!”

    • @MKnife
      @MKnife 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      If those two guys combined forces, we'd probably see something like Chewbacca's laser shooting crossbow, but for real.

    • @_EllieLOL_
      @_EllieLOL_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      MKnife hacksmith industries made Han’s blaster

    • @thatguybrody4819
      @thatguybrody4819 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      i worked with styropyro to make a thermite arrow and a lethal red dot attachment.
      _LET ME SHOW YOU THEIR FEATURES!_

    • @JohnSmith-oh9ux
      @JohnSmith-oh9ux 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I would love to see Joerg and Anthony colab :)

    • @njones420
      @njones420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Styropyro does some great builds, but his hammy presentation makes them painful to watch.

  • @ianhale4466
    @ianhale4466 3 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    Your always welcome to my backyard here in Texas, where even if it's illegal, there's noone around to call the police

    • @jeschinstad
      @jeschinstad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Yes, that's a tempting invitation; «it's not legal to play with explosives here, but I do and now there's nobody left to complain about it.». :)

    • @personman8734
      @personman8734 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      They can’t call war crime if all the witnesses are dying from the mustard gas.

    • @noahholderman5725
      @noahholderman5725 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I’m sure he’s made them and just can’t say he’s made them on youtube

    • @cndl_lght
      @cndl_lght 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I wish to like your comment but alas you are at 69. Maybe that might change but it is my civic duty to keep the magical meme number alive. Enjoy your 69 likes boss man. You earned it.

    • @Tahmanakki
      @Tahmanakki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@cndl_lght noob

  • @swirekster
    @swirekster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1272

    'this one is the most evil one'
    '...i made it myself >:)'

    • @hexerey
      @hexerey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      }:)

    • @MrVkull
      @MrVkull 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Let me show you its features

    • @burnerjack01
      @burnerjack01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I cannot imagine a better, more natural "007 Supervillain". And that laugh! Perfect!

    • @vapormissile
      @vapormissile 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "ha. ha. ha."

    • @burnerjack01
      @burnerjack01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @SAMUIL BABETTO Can't ya just picture him saying something like "...no Mr. Bond, I expect you to die. And this is why. Let me show you it's features..." Should be in the show's intro.

  • @juaquinfuentesjara7352
    @juaquinfuentesjara7352 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    This is what I would call the "geneva suggestion" arrows/bolts

  • @timboslice3090
    @timboslice3090 3 ปีที่แล้ว +777

    I'm just here to hear Joerg laugh.

    • @winstonchurchill6506
      @winstonchurchill6506 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The laugh of the week...cheers from uk....

    • @WineScrounger
      @WineScrounger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ha ha ha 😎

    • @wagecuckwojak2394
      @wagecuckwojak2394 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Its such a dominant laugh😂

    • @bringemyoungpbuh4123
      @bringemyoungpbuh4123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Joerg 3000 - ha ha ha.

    • @ironmike4843
      @ironmike4843 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm just here to hear him show me their features hahahahaha (laughs in Jorge)

  • @Schranzoslavek
    @Schranzoslavek 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    Amazon: You can buy this vial to capture the essence of your beloved one to always carry with you!
    Jörg: Hi, yea, let me just weaponize it real quick.

  • @nicolassanmartin7469
    @nicolassanmartin7469 3 ปีที่แล้ว +508

    "Those are made to shatter inside the body of the animal... or enemy"
    Mom i'm scared

    • @mattburns7182
      @mattburns7182 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Let's go get you some milk and cookies 😉🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😉...dark humor

    • @crabboboi1938
      @crabboboi1938 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      simple dont be an enemy

    • @adrian4276
      @adrian4276 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      u forgot the "HA HAA", hehehe

    • @user-qq1xg6qn7i
      @user-qq1xg6qn7i 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *put bird shot and gunpowder or black powder in the hollow tube of the primer-tipped arrow ;-)*

    • @Dplusithicus
      @Dplusithicus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Imagine filling them with NitroGlycerine

  • @theonlypd
    @theonlypd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    *Shoots you with vial bolt* "It's just harmless blue water..." *Laughs in JoergSprave*

  • @osu45d
    @osu45d 3 ปีที่แล้ว +624

    I feel like watching this video could land me on a no fly list...

    • @teekotrain6845
      @teekotrain6845 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😁👍😍🏹

    • @josiahhenson4550
      @josiahhenson4550 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You're a communist right? If you are then you are ok

    • @michaelpettersson4919
      @michaelpettersson4919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I do not have any incentive flying anywhere anyway so I do not care...

    • @kenetickups6146
      @kenetickups6146 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@josiahhenson4550 ok infowars

    • @r3dp9
      @r3dp9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Pretty soon, people really will get put on no fly lists over watching youtube videos. It's the next logical step in the escalation of sensor ships.

  • @sebkent6691
    @sebkent6691 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    "This one is a primer for muzzleloader... you can fill the arrow with well I'll leave that to your imagination and will explode on contact!" hahahahahahaha
    Mr Sprave best Bond villain ever

    • @iansmith4557
      @iansmith4557 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @seb kent The problem is the primer is aimed back at you, so if you fill it as you imagine, you've just become the target.

  • @JennyEverywhere
    @JennyEverywhere 3 ปีที่แล้ว +440

    Ya gotta put garlic juice, silver nitrate, and ferric chloride in those vials to make "triple kill" bolts for vampires, weres, or fairie creatures. (Lol)

    • @ulrichkalber9039
      @ulrichkalber9039 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      you could use silver and iron scraps, and wood splinters in blessed water

    • @dongeonmaster8547
      @dongeonmaster8547 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Love it. LOL. Great idea.

    • @aluminiumknight4038
      @aluminiumknight4038 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I wonder how would that work against a human because I'm not worried about vampires lol

    • @HvV8446
      @HvV8446 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@aluminiumknight4038 add in a pinch of iodine as well, immediate “care” for the receiving end and it hurts like the fire of hell in an open wound

    • @Santisima_Trinidad
      @Santisima_Trinidad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@aluminiumknight4038 silver nitrate I believe is toxic, not sure as to what a lethal or even noticable does is though, metal poisoning tends to be require a fairly high mass. Ferric chloride I'd assume is also toxic, although again I don't know about dosages. And, of course, don't forget that it is still a a crossbow bolts, with a glass tip some some localized shredding will occur.
      Overall, i doubt it would be more effective against humans than a basic broadhead, but it would certainly not be pleasant. Doesn't help that poison is generally a weapon for people who are either very confident in there running away abilities, or just or satisfied if the person who killed them dies as well.

  • @michaelbedford8017
    @michaelbedford8017 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    They should call him 'The Count'
    ''One bolt Ha ha, Two bolts Ha ha ha!''

  • @evanwilliams8908
    @evanwilliams8908 3 ปีที่แล้ว +491

    I can just imagine Joerg laughing evilly while he invented this stuff.

    • @Avocado-yw4xb
      @Avocado-yw4xb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I can already imagine

    • @PeteHemdem
      @PeteHemdem 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ha ha ha!

    • @jadethemarksmanwolf7020
      @jadethemarksmanwolf7020 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ironically enough i think its more in a way of trying to figure out things that some people may do. and then do them safely (and or show off why not to do such a thing)

    • @ReekieRoo2
      @ReekieRoo2 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I would like but... 420...

    • @WetAdek
      @WetAdek 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ReekieRoo2 someone ruined it :(

  • @enochroot9438
    @enochroot9438 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    The real reason Joerg is coming to England is he's been recruited as the new Q by MI6...

    • @angeluscorpius
      @angeluscorpius 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I hope the TV show is about a Medieval MI6, and Joerg is recruited to start Department Q...

  • @thefabulouskitten7204
    @thefabulouskitten7204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    Seeing Joerg dance around Germany's weapon laws is a very amusing thing to watch.

    • @tristanperciful6609
      @tristanperciful6609 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He would make a great guntuber if it weren't for the fact that they weren't illegal

    • @lukasgude3071
      @lukasgude3071 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The weapon laws in germany are dump i am not even allowed to carry something like a airsoft in public

    • @Brent-jj6qi
      @Brent-jj6qi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I really want to see him get a workshop in the US, maybe even get a gun dealer license there so he could make full auto guns

    • @BaritoneMonkey
      @BaritoneMonkey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Brent-jj6qi Asking as someone who was into airsoft before COVID put a halt on that - where in the world is it a good idea to carry an airsoft gun in public? Legit question lol

    • @Brent-jj6qi
      @Brent-jj6qi 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BaritoneMonkey if you can find a no permit open carry US state, nobody will ask if you’re carrying a real gun, so you can get away with an airsoft one

  • @nekoill
    @nekoill 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    This combination of an evil laughter with general wholesomeness is just outstanding, I love you so much

  • @ismlamaroof6438
    @ismlamaroof6438 3 ปีที่แล้ว +393

    Germany: You can't have guns.
    Jeorg: I'll make a crossbow gun.

    • @MrBurnlan
      @MrBurnlan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Check out Joerg's video on gun laws in germany. He actually legally owns a lot of guns

    • @HingerlAlois
      @HingerlAlois 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      You can have guns (pistols, revolvers, shotguns, semi-automatic rifles etc.), as long as you join a shooting club or become a licensed hunter.
      What you can’t do is carry loaded guns in public.

    • @ReichenbachEsq
      @ReichenbachEsq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HingerlAlois ...yet 😏

    • @seanthiar
      @seanthiar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@HingerlAlois you can do that - if it's your job. And btw - the weapon laws in the UK are more strict than in germany.

    • @HingerlAlois
      @HingerlAlois 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@seanthiar
      Well obviously if it’s your job to have a gun then yes, but that’s pretty much only the case if you guard money transports or work as a bodyguard.
      As a normal civilian you won’t get a Waffenschein for carrying guns in public, only a Waffenbesitzkarte which allows you to use the gun at a shooting range or whilst you’re hunting (if you’re a licensed hunter).

  • @mjgillespie6524
    @mjgillespie6524 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    If Joerg was a hit man... I could see him sayin “Danks and bye bye” followed by a belly laugh. Lol

  • @scottmantooth8785
    @scottmantooth8785 3 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    *prepping for the zombies...smart...very smart*

    • @fishin_da_hood5020
      @fishin_da_hood5020 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You could definitely minecraft some zombies with those arrows

    • @snakeplissken5480
      @snakeplissken5480 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      joerg is the only reason they havent risen yet

    • @brettlatulip67
      @brettlatulip67 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Congratulations on the show! I love your channel!🍻

    • @kanghyunyoo6690
      @kanghyunyoo6690 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      yes

    • @Romin.777
      @Romin.777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Zombies all around..
      People wearing masks outside..

  • @butchjohnson9736
    @butchjohnson9736 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    It's a miracle to me why no one has signed him sooner to become a TV celebrity. So much talent, ingenuity and humor!

    • @WN_Byers
      @WN_Byers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      TV doesnt support freedom

    • @fomori2
      @fomori2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You have to find the right TV network when it comes educational and intelligent content.
      Usually the target audience of most TV shows is people who dont think for themselves and are addicted to drama.

    • @AngryBoozer
      @AngryBoozer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Who even watches TV anymore?

    • @OnlyGrans69
      @OnlyGrans69 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Because nobody watches TV lol. He could maybe get a Netflix show

  • @roran0432
    @roran0432 3 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    Did he just make exploding Arrows?

    • @zumbazumba1
      @zumbazumba1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@TheGoodCrusader Google Krakatoa shaped charge .

    • @scottmichaelharris
      @scottmichaelharris 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      He very carefully did not make an exploding arrow.

    • @Love-ms5gs
      @Love-ms5gs 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It is almost Standard in a good Video Game😂

    • @notoriousgoblin83
      @notoriousgoblin83 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Now he has to make a apg. Arrow propelled grenade

    • @notoriousgoblin83
      @notoriousgoblin83 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Now he has to make a apg. Arrow propelled grenade

  • @realcrazyleon
    @realcrazyleon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "So i guess you can catch the tear or whatever liquid from your partner"
    Yes yes, tears of joy

  • @scottmichaelharris
    @scottmichaelharris 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    Thank goodness Jorge isn’t an evil genius, just dangerous and happy. Don’t ever upset this man.

    • @andrewmartin3671
      @andrewmartin3671 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He literally owns vials for collecting the tears of loved ones!

    • @SoccRMom62
      @SoccRMom62 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@andrewmartin3671 *preferred liquid* from a loved one

    • @Dinofaustivoro
      @Dinofaustivoro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      TH-cam did, and is already regreting

  • @Thomas-oe4io
    @Thomas-oe4io 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    A glass vile means it could hold some incredibly caustic acid. Imagine being hit with an acid arrow, or seeing a heavily armored target and thinking how unfortunate it would be if he had acid eating through his helmet. Not to mention the potential for sabotage.

    • @angeluscorpius
      @angeluscorpius 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Or Bill Gates could fill that tip with the vaccine AND his mind-control chip! :-)

    • @TheBitcoinBoomer
      @TheBitcoinBoomer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Really just rock salt is all one would need, in a deep wound, oh my...

  • @JH-xz4pi
    @JH-xz4pi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    Congrats on the TV Program, Joerg! Cant wait to see it.

    • @joelv7221
      @joelv7221 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fr?

    • @shodnice913
      @shodnice913 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@joelv7221 did you watch the whole video?

    • @JamesBurrTV
      @JamesBurrTV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Joerg, what channel will it be on?

    • @lancewalker429
      @lancewalker429 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What network? Will it be streaming?

    • @shodnice913
      @shodnice913 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lancewalker429 no clue im on american tv so ill sadly probably never see it

  • @7rich79
    @7rich79 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    His neighbourhood is one of the few safe places in a zombie apocalypse :D

    • @rgbok5453
      @rgbok5453 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Imagine running from zombies and encountering a guy with a crossbow and you start to feel hopeless because it's just arrows but then the zombies start melting and exploding.

  • @beelow84
    @beelow84 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    Dont ever do this thing, that im about to show you exactly how to do. Ever!

    • @truedat4368
      @truedat4368 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ha.. Ha.. Ha.

    • @cycl0n362
      @cycl0n362 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't ever do something like that at home! ...
      Only in a save environment ... like my garage i have at home 🤪
      Good thing he took precautions against the exploding bolt ... oh wait he didn't you say ... well nvm 🤔

    • @peterlamont647
      @peterlamont647 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The great part is that stupid people who can't think for themselves will actually listen...so it kinda works.

  • @kerry7932
    @kerry7932 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Legacy media doesn't deserve Joerg's genius. Fortunately he already belongs to the world. Never change.

  • @S71xx
    @S71xx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    Archery Snowflakes:
    "REEEEE me no like, me no want, ban it nooooooowwwwww!"
    JS fans:
    "Hehe bolt go thunk."

    • @AdarBlu
      @AdarBlu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Or 'BOOM' as may be the case for the one with the primer cap.

    • @skylerstevens8887
      @skylerstevens8887 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Or building them ourselves and saying "Thanks and bye bye!"

  • @gblackburn31
    @gblackburn31 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    Breaking in Joerg's house,,last thing heard was the laugh....

    • @jfor0948
      @jfor0948 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      At least it's more inviting than breaking into Jerry Miculek's house and hearing BEEEEEEP. LOL

    • @jerryfick613
      @jerryfick613 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "let me show you it's features!"

    • @cameronbartlett856
      @cameronbartlett856 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A worthy target!

    • @SimoExMachina2
      @SimoExMachina2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "First we will use the poison arrow".

    • @robadc
      @robadc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Welcome to my house... let me show you its features
      Ha ha ha

  • @FDCLDN
    @FDCLDN 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    You working with a pyrotechnics guy who wants to play with gunpowder on his days off sounds like an amazing combination, good luck bro

  • @cotoletta-party6517
    @cotoletta-party6517 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    “To catch the tear or whatever liquid from your partner and put it in your neck”

    • @Thegeordiemonkey
      @Thegeordiemonkey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Or the piss of your enemy after being scared to death.😂

    • @McChes
      @McChes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      “So we’re weaponising it, of course.”

    • @tomf3150
      @tomf3150 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@McChes And no, this isn't a Stroheim reference !

    • @lanthan598
      @lanthan598 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      A n y l i q u i d ?

    • @MrZylix-6
      @MrZylix-6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That could bring a whole new meaning to “cum shot.”

  • @megalinc
    @megalinc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "we're weaponizing them, of course"
    Proceeds to HA HA HA HA

  • @way2sh0rt07grad
    @way2sh0rt07grad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Fill those vials with hydrogen peroxide to make it a "clean" wound 😅

    • @brothermelikyit2554
      @brothermelikyit2554 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      "The medic"

    • @firestorm208
      @firestorm208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Fill them with potassium, so you'll have a beautiful reaction when it contacts water.

    • @badger_ninja8681
      @badger_ninja8681 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@firestorm208 damn man leave it empty save money and cause an air pocket in the bloodstream. Heart attack bolt.

    • @luigivercotti6410
      @luigivercotti6410 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@badger_ninja8681 That won't work unless you hit a major artery though, will it?

    • @Koolkidzao
      @Koolkidzao 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@luigivercotti6410 I know that sarcasm is difficult to detect over text, but he's being sarcastic.

  • @seven-yd3om
    @seven-yd3om 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The most dangerous thing here is the raw pork

  • @karlgrylls2406
    @karlgrylls2406 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    "We will weaponize it of course, hahaha!"

  • @docschro6847
    @docschro6847 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Looking at the liquid capsule tips,one could do a two part reactive substance to make some interesting things happen on impact. Also if you want to get a little nore high tech with the primer cap bolt tips you could design it so that rather than blowing back in to the shaft and bust the shaft or blast chamber of the shaft, you could make it in to a mini shapre charge and have the blast go more forward towards the tip. All things aside though, the things created in your workshop with mostly every items is astounding and frighteningly awesome.

  • @devilsadvocate1597
    @devilsadvocate1597 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Coming up next week:
    Joerg invents a cross-bow bolt that IS a mini-cross-bow that fires three mini-bolts at 30ºangles on impact! 😲😲😲

  • @xxthecapitalistxx
    @xxthecapitalistxx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "...animal or enemy.."
    Poland shakes in fear

  • @MrBilld75
    @MrBilld75 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Congrats on your T.V. show! You deserve it, you've worked hard entertaining us in many ways over the years Joerg. Have fun!

  • @boardmike82
    @boardmike82 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    There's just something incredibly relaxing about your voice. I feel you could be telling me anything, and I'd accept it

  • @earvinborromeo3649
    @earvinborromeo3649 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    That's why Thor had an awesome hammer, Joerg made it with German engineering!

  • @SpaceMonkeyBoi
    @SpaceMonkeyBoi ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Probably the most evil arrow tip... I made it myself"
    Subbed

  • @markkir193
    @markkir193 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    😃Archery-hollow-charge-Panzerfaust👍😎

    • @Thelothuo
      @Thelothuo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      airzooka upgrade time

    • @Enderbro3300
      @Enderbro3300 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean. Attaching a small shaped charge capable of punching through steel plate armor shouldn't be TOO hard.

    • @Thelothuo
      @Thelothuo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Enderbro3300 but, of course! the only question is how much armor the charge should be able to penetrate

  • @Random_Chiroptera
    @Random_Chiroptera 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Meanest thing you can put in those vials? Draino. The Sodium metal in it would cause the blood to boil inside the victim.

  • @MrSephira123
    @MrSephira123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I want high explosive tips. What do you mean i have to return to my cell ?

  • @tecuentoia
    @tecuentoia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You are my best discover of the whole cuarantine so far xDD i love your personality and the way how much you enjoy what you do!

  • @leesuschrist
    @leesuschrist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Man, I just gotta say, I'm so happy that this channel survived the adpocalypse. I get really excited every time I see a new video is up. Joerg's cheerful demeanor is a much needed distraction from all the scary shit going on in the world right now. Keep it up, man!

  • @patrickteto
    @patrickteto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is one of his most ridiculous experiments. Lucky man he is that the Nock wasn't lodged in his forehead with the primer cap arrow test, before trying to film in England. I can't waite to watch his show with a real T.V. type budget.I hope they realize they created a bigger monster that has quite the destructive imagination !!!

  • @antoinefdu
    @antoinefdu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Hello future KGB agents watching this as part of their training!

  • @DairyFarmerDave
    @DairyFarmerDave 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Made to shatter inside the animal... Or enemie *hahaha*" Said by the nicest sounding man ever but with evil laugh 😂

  • @geonsilberlicht4632
    @geonsilberlicht4632 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "I leave it to your imagination what you can put inside"
    My brain in under one second:
    "Nah, poison is boring - MAGMA ARROWS!"

    • @silverbladeTE
      @silverbladeTE 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ever read the "DANIEL BLACK" series, by William E. Brown? ;)

  • @orbitalslingshot2206
    @orbitalslingshot2206 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    my unused 12ga primers: _pssst..over here!_
    my arrows: _come play with us!_
    my antipsychotics pills: _don't do it!_

  • @grumpyvaultboy
    @grumpyvaultboy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Once I suggested you to create a bodkin with only 3 machined edges. This would decrease the angle of the edge and would make it sharper. I would bet my legs that this would be more penetrative.

    • @littlebigheroman
      @littlebigheroman 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Less cutting surface area=less drag. Smart!

    • @StacheMan26
      @StacheMan26 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Incidentally, and likely the reason you don't see such bodkins, is that it is far harder to sew shut a triangular wound than a square shaped hole in the flesh.

    • @Robert-qm7yi
      @Robert-qm7yi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@StacheMan26 The reason you don't have see it is because it's hard to forge a triangle, square shapes are dead easy and it wasn't worth the extra effort for the possible performance gains

    • @CaveDDECanem
      @CaveDDECanem 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@StacheMan26 triangular blades are illegal in most places because of that reasoning.
      Started with triangular trench bayonets back in the war i believe

  • @MichaelMacGyver
    @MichaelMacGyver 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Those glass vial tips remind me of the bolts used in the movie "The Wild Geese"

  • @mollago
    @mollago 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    You could put the covid vaccine in that vile for long range vaccination shots.

    • @adamnouiguer3430
      @adamnouiguer3430 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      some broken ribs,glass shards in the wound and a punctured lung seem a fair tradeoff for vaccinating an antivax kid,worst case scenario you just anticipated the inevitable.

  • @liteniteTheOne
    @liteniteTheOne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nobody:
    Joerg: so this is a vial that you would use to catch the tears of your loved one and carry it around
    Also Joerg: so let me show you its features HAHAHA

  • @AFCAWorldBodybuildingArchive
    @AFCAWorldBodybuildingArchive 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Covid vaccine the slingshot channel way 💪

  • @robertmcpherson9032
    @robertmcpherson9032 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Imagine reaching into a quiver full of razor blade fletching though...:)

  • @frugalforge3657
    @frugalforge3657 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    All weapons should be legal: if the government has access to it, I need it.

    • @Rome3625
      @Rome3625 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wanna some nukes?

    • @spookydonkey2195
      @spookydonkey2195 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Attack helicopters are cool, I want one of those. An A10 too, super cool.

    • @burnerjack01
      @burnerjack01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Um,...yeah....no.

    • @techpriestalex8730
      @techpriestalex8730 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@burnerjack01 seems only far

    • @stephan4932
      @stephan4932 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's the reason why it is really a good thing most weapons are illegal

  • @Sparemaniac
    @Sparemaniac 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I feel like I’m watching a Hawkeye origin series...

  • @markoijen8671
    @markoijen8671 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Arrow heads are not so meen or evil. Australian aborigines used to and in some places still likely do. Thrust there stone flint tipped spear tips into decaying maggot fly blowin meat. So even a scratch from that spear in the 1800s before penicillin would kill slowly from infection. So pretty evil spear tips I'd say. But I like yours as well. Very effective no doubt.

  • @doublewhisk
    @doublewhisk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Can't wait to watch your show!

  • @joshuamirabal3617
    @joshuamirabal3617 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love that he just shows you don’t need guns to make extremely deadly stuff.

  • @evilsigh86
    @evilsigh86 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Joerg really reminds me to Hank Scorpio, the very gentle villain of the Simpsons

  • @SirQuacksalotthe1st
    @SirQuacksalotthe1st 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Wouldn't it be more fun to do as seen with the primer then fill the interior of the arrow with black powder then glue the nock in place making it completely explode on impacted

  • @deamonmist
    @deamonmist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I am legitimately so happy for you getting to do some TV. I have watched your channel for a long time, it's exciting to see you succeeding so well.

  • @funwithmadness
    @funwithmadness 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Joerg... Growing up in a rural area here in the states, with crazy friends, we actually did the primer trick with the arrow (though we added some "special magic boom-boom powder"). It works. And, yeah, it is NOT safe at all. You can send shrapnel all over the place, including back at yourself. I don't recommend it. Just something to think about when you try your experiment. :)

  • @matszh
    @matszh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Would the primer work with Plutonium arrows? (Asking for a friend)

  • @mattburns7182
    @mattburns7182 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    TH-cam random selection is how I found this channel.....good stuff. Greetings from the USA 🇺🇸

  • @unsteadyeddy3107
    @unsteadyeddy3107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "You can catch the tear or whatever liquid from your beloved partner - so of course we are weaponizing it."
    LMFAO!

  • @Aikano9
    @Aikano9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So basically fill the vials with gympie gympie plant and irukandji jellyfish. That way you start off with a bang, of unbearable pain combined with the feeling of impending doom, and end it with months of excruciating pain that intensifies when touched, wet or change in temperature.
    even if they don’t die from blood loss, or other arrow related injuries, they will want to forever asleep because of the jellyfish and the plant. Both are of course Australian, if you hadn’t already guessed from the symptoms. They probably won’t die immediately, but they sure as hell will beg for you to end them, at which point you can use the diy bomb arrow.
    Basically getting shot by the suicide arrow V1 can lead to death instantly, or suicide for the many following months of intense mental and physical torture.
    these arrows really are evil.
    Should be banned, along with the Australian jellyfish and plant specializing in making you want to uninstall life.exe
    Do not create this

  • @simphunter6960
    @simphunter6960 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I’m so happy your uploading more love your videos man!!!

    • @boobgoogler
      @boobgoogler 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @The New NKVD *yr’oue

  • @dreamingflurry2729
    @dreamingflurry2729 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Illegal? Scheißegal :D (no, not really - but German regulations concerning arms are too harsh...look at Austria or Switzerland! Both are countries with as high a living-standard as Germany and they still aren't as restrictive with firearms!)

  • @onestopfabshop3224
    @onestopfabshop3224 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Packing that hollow bolt behind the primer with model rocket engine fuel would be pretty mean. LOL

  • @claytonreed5153
    @claytonreed5153 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This guy's attitude is the best honestly, he's so cheerful I love it hhaha

  • @shandor2522
    @shandor2522 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I appreciate Joerg’s candor, and wonder what’s wrong about the razor vanes; they’re just like rear broadheads, and will make hunting more merciful to the animal.

  • @wp9172
    @wp9172 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    seems like they exploded on hitting Thor’s hammer rather than the bone analogue

  • @roel.vinckens
    @roel.vinckens 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Joerg talking to intruder:
    - Thanks and ...
    (Shoots explosive arrow)
    -BYE BYE! HAHAHAHAHA!
    12:01

  • @blakethesnake6686
    @blakethesnake6686 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Joerg thank you for making videos I love your content and you look great with that beard : )

  • @theinevitableshoelace3815
    @theinevitableshoelace3815 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    year 3 of quarantine:
    Jeorg: "I just created a bolt that could potentially destroy the planet HAHAHA... let me show you it's features!"

  • @DysnomiaATX
    @DysnomiaATX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I'm so excited for your tv show! Can you give any details on what channel/service it will be available on?

  • @Verrisin
    @Verrisin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    someone invents gunpowder: makes bullets that 'explode' inside the barrel (and calls it a gun)
    Joerg: That's interesting, but it could be better! _makes arrows that _*_explode_*_ inside the enemy instead_

  • @kgnsc
    @kgnsc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Good luck with the show, Jörg!

  • @iambumpy
    @iambumpy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    its not evil is it? I thought the intention was that you want the animal to bleed as quickly as possible when you shoot it with an arrow. What you don't want is for an animal to, if not hit in a vital organ, run away and end up suffering for a long time. You would want it to bleed out and die as quickly as possible, no? I don't see this as being nearly as evil or violent as a gun.

  • @keithallardice6139
    @keithallardice6139 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Love it!!!! Keep on doing what you do, Joerg, you're a treasure!

  • @gunnarneumann8321
    @gunnarneumann8321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I understand banning hunting with the explosive bolt (it would be awesome for recreational target practice)banning the poison arrow but the razor bolt would make for a more clean and ethical kill due to additional penitraction.

  • @samuelsiedschlag4425
    @samuelsiedschlag4425 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    😂🤣😈 he is beyond epic, and I love the stuff he comes up with.

  • @greenspiraldragon
    @greenspiraldragon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If the primer arrow is hollow it's not going to shoot something into the target. It is going to shoot something right back at you. Be careful.

  • @BaZzZaa
    @BaZzZaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Wow you’re filming here in the UK
    I hope you enjoy your time here!

    • @kmc7355
      @kmc7355 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I hope he collabs with Todds workshop

  • @mynameisnobody5462
    @mynameisnobody5462 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love your videos , you should build a knife/tazer . On the cutting edge it would alternative razor blade then electric prongs all the way down the blade and battery in the handle . That would be cool

  • @michaelpettersson4919
    @michaelpettersson4919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I could see some movie makers taking inspiration for some action movies.

  • @easy_sneezy
    @easy_sneezy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Can you say, "My cousin is off fighting dragons, and what do I get? Guard duty." It's for an essay, don't worry

  • @Make_Boxing_Great_Again
    @Make_Boxing_Great_Again 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    May the razer fletching damage the crossbow as it comes out? Or is this not really an issue? I think it would be good for hunting small deer!

  • @mukulkumar8681
    @mukulkumar8681 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Came here to hear Joerg laugh, found out that he is going to have a 10 episode show, then I herd his laugh
    damn good way to start my day

  • @dockmasterted
    @dockmasterted 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My friend when you do the firing with black powder you may want to fix a plug in the bolt or arrow to stop the powder from only blowing the knock back in your face.