SimpleFlips: Ligma Paranoia - A Complete Compilation
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- Take a step into the mind of a young and naive SimpleFlips, as he tries to navigate through life after Ligma first dropped. His defenses were weak, tensions were high, and his paranoia was through the roof. The constant onslaught of ligma jokes proved to be too much for Simple to handle, and he quickly dissented into madness.
This documentary/compilation covers every single time Simple thought he was getting ligma joked on, when in reality the only threat was himself. Hopefully, you find this video quality ;)
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You tell a man a ligma, he’ll fear it for a day. You teach a man to ligma, he’ll fear it for life.
Wisdom for this life, and the next
Man a fish to give, teach for life the fish
@@rwrunning1813 truuuuue
@@rwrunning1813 Spittin
@@rwrunning1813 No way
I think the best part of this is that he comes up with actual ligmas from nothing.
Exactly, all of these words are now ligma to me because how many times I heard them over and over while editing. I have become broken! 😃
@@hopefullyquality Hopefully Qua-let these balls in your mouth arc
I won't lie though I see where he's coming from with beef stroganoff
@@volcanolotus64she strogan me off til i beef
@@maximyllion [VERY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]
This is the same man who talked to a friend for hours about a fake game called "Good Time Dragon", just hoping that that the 3rd person there would ask what they're talking about.
There was a YT video I think from Mario Maker (with friends) with it. Can't remember what one.
He unintentionally comes up with better ligmas than chat ever could just from his paranoia
He uses his paranoia to his advantage, it made him an expert.
He's been training in the Easin Hills under the tutoring of Candice and her signature Pokemon, Slugma and Gulpin, to understand the deep recesses of Ligma and the stigma around it.
@Metraton Ex I think Rhydon is in her pokemon team as well
He also trained under the tutelage of the popular Smash Ultimate Assist Trophy character, Sukapon.
@@mettatonex7221ligma and stigma... Actual bars
I just love how he refers to it as 'the day ligma dropped' lmao
its like a natural disaster or the day aliens invaded lmfao
Hi twitter 😎
@@hopefullyquality o7
@@hongkongatronDay 0: Ligma Contagion
first ligpact
this man literally cannot even go about his day without seeing a regular ass sign that says open bar and going 'oh shit they're gonna hit me with the open barry b benson's ass' and just running into traffic to get away.
I can hear him say this in his voice and it's SO funny
Made me cackle like a madman, thanks
this is the funniest shit imaginable bless you
Stages of simpleflips ligma:
1. ligma shield
2.denial
3.denial
4.denial.
5. denial
SimpleFlips was once asked if he likes Rammstein and wondered if it was German ligma. Now "Rammst ein Schwanz in den Hintern" is one of my go-tos. Thank you, SimpleFlips.
As someone who's in uni for German, I will be stealing this a lot, thank you.
god tier comment
I never considered the possibilities of ligma in other languages. You could even construct a ligma in sign language.
You know it's a good one when you don't need to speak the language to know what it means
I think about “EverHood of my balls in your mouth” sometimes. Simple made that up out of nothing but fear, and it’s still one of the best ligma jokes I’ve ever heard.
I can't get over "Sea of Thieves balls can fit in your mouth".
I know it doesn't really count as paranoia but I am still sad the "what the fuck is a sandwich" moment wasn't in here
its in one my other compilations, but i forget which one :( a classic
@@hopefullyquality sand which one
@@LowProfile0247 😳😳😳
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@@LowProfile0247YOU
"juicy" turning into "jusee me rolling they hating" got me
can't wait for the opposite of these highlights where simple gets someone with a ligma
THOSE ARE SO RARE lol simple did very well on the battlefield
One time I was talking about the Champions from Breath of the Wild and I said "Mipha" and my best friend forgot who that was so she said "who the fuck is Mipha?" And IMMEDIATELY regretted it because she thought I was gonna say "Miphackin balls"
I'm stealing this
What this video made me realize is that I knew "Ligma Shield" became a thing, but didn't realize that he was developing a phobia of Ligmas.
Let's call this _"Ligmaphobia"_ where the punchline is itself. Similar to the fear of long words.
I like it 😎
What's Ligmaphobia?
@@Tiftid no one tell him
@@Tiftid I dunno. What's a Ligmaphobia with you?
sounds like a phasmaphobia rom hack
I was looking for a Ligma simpleflips comp for YEARS! Thank you for your service.
Rumor has it this was originally Chapter 1 of a 3 part tale...
@@hopefullyquality u need successful ligmad against him and successful blocks
We also need him ligmaing people
@@Whoopingcoughalig and the dragons game story lol
You see the next level play would be to include a few clips which ARE ligma jokes, then make fake definitions for them, so that when Simple sees this video he'll think they are real things and then say them on stream and get absolutely ligmad
evil, i like it :)
its heartbreaking to watch a man lose his mind overnight
Cool homestuck pfp
@@moosesues8887 preposterous
@@souptrick yes. Hell yes. Hell. Fucking. Yes.
Showing the Sonic & Knuckles cover art on the SNK mention sure was a ligma if I ever saw one.
This man will not be able to get through his wedding vows.
"To have and to hold" these balls!
“i do” your mom
The Juno ligma was genius. Can't believe simple plucked that from thin air
So THIS was the reason why simpleflips took a mental health break
The moments are implied, but what this video is missing is a companion piece that shows all the times Simple has *_successfully_* been ligma'd, to finally give context to his paranoia.
Believe it or not, there were few, possibly none that I found. I have another unused 1.5 hours of footage related to ligma, and I gotta give it to Simple, his paranoia paid off.
@@hopefullyquality one of my favorites was in a super mario maker 2 video where Markus somehow made grazin' into Grey's Anatomy.
@@ogredanhibiki I love that one as well hahaha
there was one rom hack that kinda got him with "sea of thieves" nuts can fit in your mouth.
@@ogredanhibiki Garfield Kart racing game. Bést simple moment
I like the idea that he can't get ligma'd as long as he doesn't say the word out loud. It's like a kid hiding their eyes during Hide & Seek thinking they can't be seen if they can't see others.
Odyssey is an actually ingenius ligma set. Odyssey. What odyssey? You odyssey (aught to see) my beautiful nuts!
Trueeee
“juicy me rollin, they hatin “
This man went from being in fear, to being the fear. Truly a magnificent character developement
You laugh but you know that chat would never let Simple forget that he was caught in a ligma.
He is right to fear the ligma.
To be fair ive seen a ligma thats literally just S, and when you say what do you mean S they say SUCK my dingle, like ok dude
After you manage to ligma someone 5 times in a row, you start to fear the power of the ligma knowing full well that you could easily and at any moment be on the other side of a quintuple ligma assault
I have never seen a man so crazily stupidly smart
he's too smart for his own good, he could create a ligma out of any word
even anticonstitutionnally
anticonstitutionnalligma balls
@@CoingamerFLoh
oh my god
I once asked simple what his favorite ice cream flavor was, he put up his ligma shield the second I said it
the irony is I really did wanna know
Do you remember what stream this happened in? tried finding it and no luck :(
@@hopefullyquality it was a super mario 64 run I believe, I think it was in a video a think, he was in big boos haunt and whent " ligma shield activate"
With SimpleFlips on break, it's really nice to have this content and reminds me of how much I miss SimpleFlips.
Also LMAO I donated Blue Hawaii I forgot that it almost ligma'd him.
I keep seeing people in this video showing up and it's awesome 😂💜
I wish to hold this moment with my arms.
It's almost Twilight Zone-esque seeing him fear getting ligma'd at every turn, but hasn't been ligma'd since, it's like a personal hell
there needs to be a penalty for shielding a non-ligma
The paranoia is the penalty
There’s a brand of butter called Plugra that I see at work, and I can’t see it without thinking that Simple would immediately assume it’s a Ligma joke, lol.
I watched this yesterday, and today a brand new ligma dropped he barely survived
Sometimes yeah, I get it. Some phrases sort have that flow. But TH-cam PLAY BUTTON???
Simpleflips just genuinely wants to know the true meaning of ligma and nobody will tell him 😔 this is so sad..
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It's kinda insane how much simple has gaslit himself
You can take a man to Ligma but you cant make him drop his shield
So nice to see Simpleflips content while he is away! Would love to see more of these
Check my playlist for the time being, but I hope to see our king's return one day
Dad came home
The MIDI Halo theme while Simple tries to reverse-engineer the Ligma out of JuZockt_ makes me feel a kind of way
i don't fully remember the context, i think there were a few complicated names
JuZockt these balls
was excited to see simple posting again, but alas father is still absent. it shall sate my hunger nonetheless.
Bet you eating good now
But actually why is this so much of a concern to him for years 😭😭 it's such a Streisand Effect
Juicy me rollin, they hatin has got to be the best ligma ever
Now that Simple’s ligma shield recently broke, I think it is finally time for a sequel
A note about the video description:
You don't "dissent into madness", you "descend into madness".
This whole time, I thought simpleflips was a ligma expert. Now I see it's a mastery of his greatest fear
This video’s existence presents a danger to Simple because it allows ligma artists to reverse engineer his ligma detection systems and use the knowledge to create ligmas that could bypass them. While watching this video, I came up with about 2 or 3 ligmas I’m 99% sure wouldn’t alarm him until it was already too late. Not that I would ever do that, I’m just holding onto them for now for self defense.
This is so well made! I especially love how this shows a few reoccurring ones that span a while apart from each other.
the juicy plugin setups at 9:10 seemed to be actual ligma setups lol his paranoia saved him
I love how after I watched this video, another video was recommended where a SM64 ROM hack SUCCESSFULLY ligma’d Simple not once, but twice in a row. He’s losing his edge
Simple didn’t even know what Denuvo was, really surprised me since he’s a gaming streamer.
This is actually unnerving to watch
sad this doesnt have "LIGMA SHIELD ACTIVATE"
"what the FUCK is a sandwich"
this video was great sustenance amidst this simpleflips drought
Oh shit, his channel name is a ligma;
I don't know how to make ligmas.
beef stroganoff is definitely a ligma
19:49 ...g-guys, I think the shirt is trying to ligma us
My friend Johnathan Sugondese is also deathly afraid of getting ligma'd.
at 18:40 Mark actually is saying "boob squish" referring to the creature now known as Squarshies
When this man passes on all that will say on his gravestone is " That isn't a ligma joke is it?! "
"Don't just be like that, I'm having a moment."
...oh...Kay?
Now we need a compilation of him
getting ligma’d
11:19 Majula oblongata, got his ass
On august 25 I donated to him asking him if he could say happy birthday to a friend of mine. I gave the friend's name, of course, and someone in chat brought up the possibility of it being a ligma, for which the birthday congratulation was delayed for like three minutes it was funny. Love simple
Absolutely amazing video. I didnt even realize how paranoid he was for a while as a bit, but its so funny to see it all put together like this. I only wish there was a conclusion to this epic heros journey, wherein he gets ligmad, learns life is more than ligma, and moves on.
There's a small part of my mind that picks up on Simple asking for a potential ligma explanation but I've never seen it laid out in front of me like this. Honestly brilliant.
This is missing my favorite one of all time, someone subscribed named Philhaus or Philhouse and Simple asked if it was a Ligma and said "Philhouse small my dick is"
He wasn't paranoid of it so it didn't make the cut, Chapter 2?
15:25 That was me btw. I genuinely wanted him to give a shoutout to my pet bird :(
I love seeing all these people see themselves in the vid 🤣💜
13:09 so glad to see cyko gets a shoutout
Mentions SNK ,shows Sonic and Knuckles 🤣
Big into the fact you used Sonic and Knuckles cover art for the one that is about a company that makes fighting games like King of Fighters.
Also I never noticed how purely synchronous it was that he started talking about living in a cave and ligmas in other languages right before he started reading text about how no one was against him.
Yeah the SNK part was a comedic choice, not a mistake haha *gulp*
@@hopefullyquality I posted this comment so you'd have an out. ;) It's cool you're honest, but mistakes can end up being beneficial and make way for more humor and good quality. :) That's what happened here. :P
@@HolyDemonSnap It wouldn't be a Hopefully Quality video with at least one oversight that made it through all the editing :) Thanks for the out
@@hopefullyquality Np. :) Happy Accidents are real and can add to the quality. That is the nature of hope. It's keeping going and twisting mistakes into brilliant shining acts. One second at a time, one step at a time, flowing with the punches, punching back, and reorienting past punches to end up being even better than they seemed at first. You know?
@@HolyDemonSnap apple
The idea that Toad npc is just another one of his friends is so funny
Someone should make a compilation of Simpleflips doing his fake laugh in Mario Maker troll levels when the laugh sound plays
There was a funny moment recently where he was afraid that Nintendo Direct was a ligma joke
Quality editing 👌
Big "Simple finds this video and leaves an inconspicuous comment on it" energy
i love how this video makes it seem like this is all he talks about
Maybe the real ligma were the friends we met along the ligma balls
You are the only man who shares a neuron with chat, and knew we wanted this...
You are the chosen one...
Bless you for your kind words 🙏
bro thank you so much for this video, I genuinely couldnt stop laughing the whole time
💜
Athena Asamiya is my favorite Sonic & Knuckles character.
Either this mans mental fortitude is heavily reinforced or severely broken, and i cant tell which
Definitely damaged. This is a mental scar that you can see.
This makes me upset all these simple words he has to process cause he doesn't want to get ligma.
the ligma meta is so meta that ligma meta sounds like a ligma joke in itself
bro deadass put sonic and knuckles for SNK
I lol'd when you put that SnK meant Sonic and Knuckles
🥲
I love these style of simpleflips related videos, brings me back to when I first discovered his content
oh my god i just thought to look up a video like this today and i see that you made this only a week ago THANK YOU SO MUCH
SimpleFlips... legends say that one day he will transform from ligma-ee to ligma-er
I'm glad this video released on time with no delays or issues :)
SNK
Sonic and Knuckles.
Yeah sounds right.
I KNOW
13:12
Bruh, my man really thought SNK was referring to Sonic & Knuckles
No shade though, loving the video
Wouldn't be a Hopefully Quality video without an easily catch-able mistake xD
There is something deeply unsettling about this.
simpleflips does not want to make this a main channel video in fear of getting ligma'd
Glad this is finally out.
Man there's a clip in one of his videos where simple says "Ligma shield" and the editor puts an actual barrier over him that I just cannot find. And its not the one on Everyday Simpleflips called "LIGMA SHIELD ACTIVATED"
Did you ever find it
this video is like the textbook definition of dramatic irony. it's so devastating watching him be so paranoid and scared. i feel bad for him
This hasn't made it into a video sadly, but I remember asking Simple if he'd played _Super Mario 2D Land_ (the SMW hack), and he thought it might be a ligma, and that's the story of how I jokingly came up with "Super Mario 2D Landing my balls in your mouth".
whats even the point of trying to predict a ligma joke?
that just means you get ligma'd by yourself when there isn't a ligma joke