Ironically, as a child, when Amy Schumer said she wanted to be a comedian all her friends laughed at her. Now that she's a comedian, nobody laughs at her! Even more ironically, I stole this joke!
"I don't owe you an explanation for sh*t" I want an explanation that if you're so good at comedy and have been doing it for 20 years, why have I never heard about you until this moment. And this clip is 5 years old at the time of me typing this.
@Melissa Sanchez he might be a coke head n i don't doubt that but no way he's high on it still here joe wouldn't be letting him do bumps on the podcast lol imagine
😂 I'm guessing you've seen it, but there's an old video floating around of Joe throwing a spinning back kick in a competition and he sends the dude flying backwards into the air. Worth looking up if you haven't seen it
It would be frickin hilarious if Joe said nothing, got up and sent the fella through the wall. Especially if he did it immediately after the guy said he could jump through the wall 'cause he was so amped. Heh, heh. Woulda been fantastic.
It's a shame to see Kurt like this. You can tell he was pretty heavy into the pills at this point. Dude is pretty funny, has written jokes for a lot of big name comedians (Chris Rock etc) and he's on the Kyle Dunnigan show and Jimmy Dore.
yeah, that was my takeaway. "me thinks the gentleman protests too much" but also people on social media are rude, so I get that, but he's on Joe Rogan and has a chance to silence his critics with a salient point but doesn't. and i don't buy this parallel thinking crap. joe let Amy off because she wasn't sitting in the back of the comedy store like Ned did. she had a team, like this guy, who thought they could get away with it. or couldn't Google search to check if anyone else had done it before. like he said, who watched madTV? besides the writers of IAS? a lot of people apparently.
I do and I call him Dad. He gets PISSED when you say simple things like "saying 'there are alot of Americans in America' is confusing." He *NEVER* wants his kids to correct him which is such a piece of shit characteristic to have if you ask me. What kind of dumb ignorant shit is that? Literrally for anything he doesn't let me correct him guys. If this sounds like a call for help, it is. According to him "Americans" only apply to blue eyes and blonde hair and I'm too stupid to understand(My dad is from fucking El Salvador). Oh and he's a legit flat earther too. He tells me NASA is the devil and there's a giant ice wall and I'm brainwashed yadda yadda. I wish I was joking on my Mama. A part of me believes he can lie to me because I had a serious brain injury 2 years ago and with my weed smoking habits im sure my dad thinks I'm retarded. One year after my brain trauma one afternoon, I asked him why he threw away my parking ticket. I left it on top if his drawer. He starts yelling "Wheres the evidence? Wheres the proof?" Right away, no concern no nothing just straight defensive, loud speaking demeanor like this fool, Rogan's guest (I almost forgot hes the reason im typing all this). He tried to convince me that: I crushed my own ticket (the last day it was due before it doubles the price), I threw it away, I forgot I threw away the ticket. and I searched half an hour for it with no recollection of what I've done with the ticket that morning. Guess what? My father cleaned the apartment during the day when I went out for lunch. My dad is known by my brothers and I to go through our personal drawers (invasion of privacy)whenever he wants, unannounced. We are two young men in our early 20s mind you being treated like this I still dont forgive him for that. We argued for 2 hours which ended up him saying he wants me to leave because I dont respect him and he doesn't care if I live in the streets. So yeah it's not fun. Alot of mind games. It pisses me off more that he knows I have brain trauma and still tried to manipulate me. (Edit) This story's dragging but it's kind of therapeutic so I'll continue I appreciate anyone reading this far. I love my family but that day I lost a little bit of my humanity. My brothers, younger and older both took my dads side, can you believe it? They really think I have schitzo or something. I still cant believe it, I'm the one who knows the earth isn't flat for christ's sake! That shit drove me crazy, I felt like I was being pranked. I mean these two (my father and older brother) didn't even remember my damn 21st birthday. All I could think about was my dead friend, cuz he'd understand me being that hes NOT autistic. I love my family, as frustrated as I can seem I know they take care of me. That day i was such in shock that they really bought my dads half-assed story of how I crushed my own ticket threw it and then forgot. I left it on my dads drawer, I'm not fucking crazy. The ticket was due on that day there is no way in hell im that gone from reality to like totally dismiss it like that. II know my dad, hes thrown away my books, my shoes, my portable charger for some expensive earbuds that are now useless, vape pens. All of which he tells me that it was my fault for not taking better care of them. Just thinking about makes me feel unpleasant I really want to be better than my father. I'l only say this, he's a hard worker and I am lazy.. but I never went through his stuff. Talk about fucking Stockholm syndrome. Even caught the man going through my personal love letter from my high school sweetheart I kept and I immediately threw it away, cuz I dont need to think about my dad jerking off to that shit (it was very personal). He says I should throw away all my memorabilia cuz it takes up to much room but it's all in my drawer. I stopped trying to understand him, knowing my dad he'd probably already jerked off thinking about that letter. The creep even insisted I kept it after i took it back.
So, just to be clear, this guy just said, "the hack bits that anyone could think of?" and then proceeded to say that he knows they weren't "stolen" because he thought of them. Hmm. Shocker.
- Unknown person: "i know better" - Everyone: "but there's evidence of the same exact joke said by a comic only to be repeated by Amy a few years later" - Unknown person: "I WAS IN THE ROOM!!"
"I've been doing X for Y years!" So have Bill Cosby, Harvey Weinstein and many more. That's a) not an argument whatsoever because experience does not equal expertise. B) it doesn't make you know someones intentions, otherwise you'd be a psychic. And C) you could be a serial Killer as far as I know. Adding to the factual stuff: You're impossible to listen to for a few minutes and not absolutely hate everything about the way you present yourself.
He's actually really well known amongst comics. He knows a lot of the comics you have heard of, he just doesn't have any of the big Netflix specials. He has worked as a writer for some big names, because he's a good comedian/joke writer, but yeah he's a total asshole.
You're not that unintelligent are you? im gonna assume you're not a complete mongoloid. he was a writer on the show, big guy. why would he not defend himself here ? im not even saying he's right or wrong but you're a dope if you dont actually understand why hes defending the show. hes not defending Amy, listener of the year. hes defending the writing.
@W There is more that one complication of her "parallel thinking," which is what calls joke stealing. Here's a short one to get you started... about 10 jokes and set ups CLEARLY stolen and of course her making excuses. th-cam.com/video/Qv0eWN8v_tg/w-d-xo.html
He just seems like the kind of guy that writes for Amy Schumer. The nobody watches mad tv line is just idiotic. Mad tv’s Stuart character is funnier than her.
I think there's a huge misunderstanding here. I think Kurt is arguing about some TV sketch show that Amy did, and Joe is talking about her stand-up. When he's yelling "I was in the room" it sounds like he meant the writers room of the TV show
Joe as a fan who respects you and watched you since the fear factor days, PLEASE for the love of God NEVER bring this guy back on your show. Love you bro!
He's aiming the aggression at some non existent person because he's afraid to aim it where he wants to, at joe. He knows how joe feels about material thieves, and they stole bits multiple times.
I was Literally about to type a comment saying the same (Or Adderall/Amphetamine Salts. Or Meth) as someone with plenty of drug experience, he has that distinct look of someone who's nearing the end of a 2-3 day stimulant binge (Pale, the massively dilated "Great White Shark" eyes, dehydrated, the disjointed high octane banter and constant interrupting.) I'd venture to say he's nearing that phase where if he pushed his binge another day he'd be on the verge of amphetamine psychosis (Or cocaine, but good coke is hard to come by unless you're well connected, been trending that way since the 80's cocaine craze and the days when Pablo Escobar 'ruled the world'.)
This guy was pleasant to listen to. Great points, great insight. Even his voice alone is soothing. No wonder why he is such a big shot comic who I've totally heard of.
Well said! Kurt... Metzger? Such a balanced act, in 3:30 he was very, um, "clear". I will follow him in the future, like, follow his movements. From a far. For avoidance purposes.
0:36 *“Woah, you’re fighting with someone who’s not even here.”* Solid point - It’s so true how many people get worked up over people or scenarios that they hypothesize but don’t necessarily encounter.
i don't think it was hypothesized... i think he actually had the arguments, and in remembering them, it was re-surfacing his feelings that were invoked from said arguments... I think Joe was just taking it as the guy was conflating those arguments with whatever his (joe) points were... which joe had a valid objection to... the guy may or may not have been doing that... so Joe may be right in his perception... anyway, the point is i don't think these were hypothetical arguments. The guy even said where he was having the arguments.
@tassie dirt bikes No doubt lol, but execution and context are everything. When Bill Burr does it he’s usually being facetious or intentionally outrageous while driving the conversation/rant towards a larger social commentary. Kurt here is getting hysterical, which is making him come across as too defensive or over emotionally charged.
Nobody in the room watches mad tv? Its impressive how they stole those sketches basically shot for shot then. Funny how mad tv never had the problem of accidentally stealing sketches shot for shot from other sketch shows, but amy schumers show wasn't able to do that with a whole team of writers that apparently have never even seen mad tv
Yet CNN and all the left media hates him for self medicating. Seriously not a republican but everyone knows the left has terrible media. And they just hate joe for some reason. Probably because he does martial arts, likes fighting and does drugs. All things everyone in the political and media world hates
who gives af if you were in the room? if you saw it 10 years earlier and opened for some of these comedians that she stole from. doesnt mean shit if she blatantly stole it in the writing room.
Never heard of this guy before and I look forward to never hearing about him again.
Canto III no wonder Luis Gomez wanted to beat his ass
He's a fucking asshole.
He was great on Horace and Pete with Louis CK
He's defensive af! If energy drinks started hurting people this guy would be the poster boy.
He drank TWO Caveman NITROS!
He's waiting for himself to stop speaking, so he can speak.
I'm going to steal that.
Nailed it
Brilliant comment, fucking nailed it.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤙
Holy shit that is it exactly.
He's doing a very good job at convincing me they stole those jokes 🤣
he's going almost as good of a job not shutting the fuck up and not intterupting joe constantly
Same.
He sounds about as convincing as mecea did
When someone makes an argument, then interrupts and talks over the counterpoint, that's a pretty good sign their position is weak.
Ironically, as a child, when Amy Schumer said she wanted to be a comedian all her friends laughed at her. Now that she's a comedian, nobody laughs at her!
Even more ironically, I stole this joke!
and it's way funnier than anything that she's ever said on stage.
Kinda butchered that joke though lol
Cody Gifford it's even more ironic that Amy butchers the jokes she steals too
dman lol
someone doesn't know what irony means
geez, this is the most annoying guest ever.
Peter Sedesse looks and talks like a crackhead
Yeah, hope he never comes back.
Hahaha
Peter Sedesse Hes not coming back, joe did not like him at all in this clip
TheRempsu I hope so. He won't stop talking -.-
He says he's being attacked by SJWs but also defending Amy Schumer? Someone help this full of himself man.
First it was SJWs. Then it was the alt right. Lol pick a boogie man, dude.
Keep this at 69
He needs a rheumatologist to reduce his inflated sense of self
He was a mixed up guy. Now he's fine and doing radio shows with Jimmy Dore. Both have come a long way.
"I dont owe you fuckheads an explanation"
>spends his time explaining anyway
How much blood is in this dude’s cokestream
Cody McGinnis be careful saying funny shit he might steal it
That's hilarious, and probably accurate.
This deserves more likes!😂😂😂
Cody McGinnis ha!
Gold, I like the other persons comment that he may steal it.
LOL "I'm a pro comic, i can tell what is funny or not" - most out of touch statement perhaps ever.
Yeah, like the rest of us chimps don’t know what a joke is😂, a concept that has existed since the beginning of time
Presumably that's what he yells at his audiences when they fail to laugh.
I didn’t realize that the comedian determines what’s funny when they are doing a bit
@@DarrenH001 LMAO probably
He isn't even a known comic, hes bad at the job he's professing authority over
Dude trying to pretend its caffeine when it's very obviously Adderall
"I don't owe you an explanation for sh*t"
I want an explanation that if you're so good at comedy and have been doing it for 20 years, why have I never heard about you until this moment. And this clip is 5 years old at the time of me typing this.
God I can’t believe how fast this guy made me hate him
😂 lmao
Justo Hechim instantly and im Irish ! We don’t give a shit about pretty much anything . The only guest I ever disliked . Joe rocks
He's a great comedian. I'd give him a couple more impressions.
Totally agree
@Melissa Sanchez he might be a coke head n i don't doubt that but no way he's high on it still here joe wouldn't be letting him do bumps on the podcast lol imagine
Rogan is the adult talking to the freshman frat boy who's had too many beers.
*caveman nitros
*Jager bombs
i wanna like that comment but its already at 666
I think you mean too many bumps
Nose beers*
“I’ve been doing comedy for 20 years” sounds like “I’ve been doing radio since I was 18.”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"I've done comedy for 20 years". Yeah, and we've all heard of you, you must be killing it, bro.
Blaming his lack of self control on caffeine is like that one kid pretending to be drunk on one sip of dad’s beer.
No it's not, because he's not pretending to not be able to control his emotions, he's actually like that.
@@beyondbackwater4933 sorry we insulted your boyfriend
@@Johnmam9984 The guy you're replying to is basically saying that Kurt is an impulsive moron, he's not defending him.
@@Johnmam9984 are you actually braindead lol.
Credit to Joe for keeping his cool with him.
cmack003 Joe works out like a maniac and could beat the fuck out of most people, so I bet it takes a lot to get him to lose his cool.
Bro don’t want joe’s leg kicks
Talking over someone doesn't make someone right
He probably gave him death star and a couple bong hits before going on live and wrecked his buzz
This is one of the reasons joe is so popular.
Never have I wanted to see how powerful Joe's famous kick is as right here on this clip
😂 I'm guessing you've seen it, but there's an old video floating around of Joe throwing a spinning back kick in a competition and he sends the dude flying backwards into the air. Worth looking up if you haven't seen it
While wearing steal tip boots
It would be frickin hilarious if Joe said nothing, got up and sent the fella through the wall. Especially if he did it immediately after the guy said he could jump through the wall 'cause he was so amped. Heh, heh. Woulda been fantastic.
Ideal place to demonstrate it right across the table
It's a shame to see Kurt like this. You can tell he was pretty heavy into the pills at this point.
Dude is pretty funny, has written jokes for a lot of big name comedians (Chris Rock etc) and he's on the Kyle Dunnigan show and Jimmy Dore.
i dont give a fuck what hes on, fuck this clown.
Now he looks like an idiot not the funny kind
Jimmy Dore and Kurt are lying pandering hacks with huge egos and cowards who run from debates.
Honestly it probably really was all the caffeine too though
Dude is awful on the Jimmy Dore show though. He pretty much single handedly turned me off of Jimmy Dore.
this clip is the perfect example of someone not being able to handle the modern global internet world. i relate to him and empathize
This guy acts a lot like someone caught stealing jokes
Hahaha I thought the same
Joe should have gave him the same shit treatment he gave carlos mencia
He blazes mad trees….ask Syl Skallone
@Logic Hi, Kurt.
@Eli Bishop he didnt steal, he just is unoriginal
I feel like this guy is so triggered because he knows that he steals jokes too 😂😂
Doesn't help that he's an egocentric coke fiend who is having his identity ripped apart by logic and due process.
I believe it's pronounced fig you heretic
@@isaacusher7545 I get confused on that. Is it that dictators love figs or that figs love dics? I guess it can be both.
So a nobody just said Kurt steals jokes? You nobody’s are funny
Did somebody shit themselves? I smell a foul presence in the air...
So it’s not joke theft if the bits are mediocre? Seems legit.
I’m amazed of how many people use their time on JRE, their one chance to make themself known, to make a total fool of themselves
How did he manage to find Amy Schumer’s only fan
Jim83 J He got Batman to track him down.
Lol
He’s probably fuckin her haha
Jim83 J I like Amy
But I think this guy is a dink
I am fan of her. You can see how she handles social issues in the series Inside Amy Schumer.
He’s super defensive because he knows he’s wrong but can’t admit it
He's a typical liberal loser.
lilcantrapman24 he clearly isn’t liberal
@@Bmancan84 always some chad making it political
yeah, that was my takeaway. "me thinks the gentleman protests too much" but also people on social media are rude, so I get that, but he's on Joe Rogan and has a chance to silence his critics with a salient point but doesn't. and i don't buy this parallel thinking crap. joe let Amy off because she wasn't sitting in the back of the comedy store like Ned did. she had a team, like this guy, who thought they could get away with it. or couldn't Google search to check if anyone else had done it before. like he said, who watched madTV? besides the writers of IAS? a lot of people apparently.
TA A nothing he said there would indicate that. Tbf I don’t follow him so idk what he gets up to but he definitely doesn’t seem liberal
Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't he a writer for Amy? Was he the one stealing the jokes is that why he's so defensive? lol
She ripped off jokes word to word it can't be a coincidence & this dude argument is I was there LOL
I've never instantly hated someone until this video.
@American π Metzger will do that to people, his comedy is quite hilarious though
For real. Holy shit...
Lmao yes. Never had someone make me feel like they were being so condescending to me when I’m nowhere involved in the fucking situation 😂
Bro same here i didn’t even know who the fuck Kurt metzger was and instantly hate him
I litteraly want to jump in the video and piss in his fucking mouth
Imagine living with him. Asking if he drank some of your milk.
Evandemocracy this is perhaps the best comment on anything I’ve ever read in my life. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Evandemocracy 😂😂 so funny I just spit out my drink
Yes there is video evidence of me drinking the milk, but its just parallel thinking
I do and I call him Dad. He gets PISSED when you say simple things like "saying 'there are alot of Americans in America' is confusing." He *NEVER* wants his kids to correct him which is such a piece of shit characteristic to have if you ask me. What kind of dumb ignorant shit is that? Literrally for anything he doesn't let me correct him guys. If this sounds like a call for help, it is. According to him "Americans" only apply to blue eyes and blonde hair and I'm too stupid to understand(My dad is from fucking El Salvador). Oh and he's a legit flat earther too. He tells me NASA is the devil and there's a giant ice wall and I'm brainwashed yadda yadda. I wish I was joking on my Mama. A part of me believes he can lie to me because I had a serious brain injury 2 years ago and with my weed smoking habits im sure my dad thinks I'm retarded.
One year after my brain trauma one afternoon, I asked him why he threw away my parking ticket. I left it on top if his drawer. He starts yelling "Wheres the evidence? Wheres the proof?" Right away, no concern no nothing just straight defensive, loud speaking demeanor like this fool, Rogan's guest (I almost forgot hes the reason im typing all this).
He tried to convince me that: I crushed my own ticket (the last day it was due before it doubles the price), I threw it away, I forgot I threw away the ticket. and I searched half an hour for it with no recollection of what I've done with the ticket that morning. Guess what? My father cleaned the apartment during the day when I went out for lunch. My dad is known by my brothers and I to go through our personal drawers (invasion of privacy)whenever he wants, unannounced. We are two young men in our early 20s mind you being treated like this I still dont forgive him for that. We argued for 2 hours which ended up him saying he wants me to leave because I dont respect him and he doesn't care if I live in the streets. So yeah it's not fun. Alot of mind games. It pisses me off more that he knows I have brain trauma and still tried to manipulate me.
(Edit)
This story's dragging but it's kind of therapeutic so I'll continue I appreciate anyone reading this far.
I love my family but that day I lost a little bit of my humanity.
My brothers, younger and older both took my dads side, can you believe it? They really think I have schitzo or something. I still cant believe it, I'm the one who knows the earth isn't flat for christ's sake! That shit drove me crazy, I felt like I was being pranked. I mean these two (my father and older brother) didn't even remember my damn 21st birthday. All I could think about was my dead friend, cuz he'd understand me being that hes NOT autistic. I love my family, as frustrated as I can seem I know they take care of me. That day i was such in shock that they really bought my dads half-assed story of how I crushed my own ticket threw it and then forgot. I left it on my dads drawer, I'm not fucking crazy. The ticket was due on that day there is no way in hell im that gone from reality to like totally dismiss it like that.
II know my dad, hes thrown away my books, my shoes, my portable charger for some expensive earbuds that are now useless, vape pens. All of which he tells me that it was my fault for not taking better care of them. Just thinking about makes me feel unpleasant I really want to be better than my father. I'l only say this, he's a hard worker and I am lazy.. but I never went through his stuff. Talk about fucking Stockholm syndrome. Even caught the man going through my personal love letter from my high school sweetheart I kept and I immediately threw it away, cuz I dont need to think about my dad jerking off to that shit (it was very personal). He says I should throw away all my memorabilia cuz it takes up to much room but it's all in my drawer. I stopped trying to understand him, knowing my dad he'd probably already jerked off thinking about that letter. The creep even insisted I kept it after i took it back.
Him: “First of all I don’t owe you any fucken explanation I’ve been drinking milk all my life”.
"Most of these animals can't believe you're speaking to them". What a great human being....
Defending Amy on not stealing jokes is crazy enough, there’s endless videos of stollen jokes from that women
He’s the smartest person he’s ever met.
This is brilliant 😂😂
🥂
@@MarceloRomero360 what?
@Logic dipshit is one word, you troll. Grammar and spelling are tough when you didn't make it out of the fourth grade.
A legend in his own mind 😎
"Wow you're fighting with somebody who's not even here". 😂
I read that Exactly as he said it 😂😂
@@Bmc661 I did too 🤣🤣
This guys head is so far up his ass it is a never ending circle
@@Bmc661 woah, you ever try dmt?
Just like when he called out Mencia? GTFO
Dude is zooted off of those coffees. Lol😂
So, just to be clear, this guy just said, "the hack bits that anyone could think of?" and then proceeded to say that he knows they weren't "stolen" because he thought of them.
Hmm. Shocker.
He is arguing with the guy who ended carlos mencias career over stealing jokes . LOL
This comment deserves more likes
What happened
@@bobadsf2921 just look it up?
Joe rogan is Hypocrite he defends amy schumer like she doesn’t steal jokes lol
@@bobadsf2921 joe wasnt even defending amy
Joe handles this dude incredibly well
Love you Ross💓♥️❤️
oh he's high, that's why, he was super relaxed. Otherwise he would have told that fuck not to speak over him
Wait.... Ross??
That's like such a weird crossover mindfuck to see my guy Ross over here commenting on a random jre vid. Very cool
Been watching since the baseball/super man videos era. You’re my go to if I need to smile, thank you Ross.
Thanx been waiting for this topic, now I dont have to type about it.
I was thinking man this guy is like a cartoon he's so animated and then he says "I'm gonna run at the wall and leave a Kurt shaped imprint" lmaoo
The old blame the energy drink to cover up the cocaine trick. Very sly.
Precisely
You've obviously never had over half a gram of caffeine in your life
@@bobbytmf7194 more like 8 ball of caffeine
@@bobbytmf7194 oz on mine
Haha his eyes are rolling all over the place, that is not caffeine
He's done comedy for 20 years, never heard of him. Great comic
SnowCYYCling - 😂😂😂
SnowCYYCling he’s a writer
@@Anna92781 0:58 yea a writer...
Well look it up. Ifs fucking hilarious
His standup is actually pretty funny. He comes off terribly in this.
20 years and I've never heard his standup. I'm sure it's great based on this.
Dude was tweaking hard. "I got so much shit going on, i can respond with one hand"
- Unknown person: "i know better"
- Everyone: "but there's evidence of the same exact joke said by a comic only to be repeated by Amy a few years later"
- Unknown person: "I WAS IN THE ROOM!!"
"I've done comedy for 20 years."
I have to admit, that was a pretty good joke. LOL
He wasn't joking he was..... ooooooh
ooff
In front of his bathroom mirror bruh.....performing to millions of imaginary audiences
Gotta love when the Internet takes everything you’ve worked for away from you because they disagree with your opinion.
@@dontworryaboutit5490 relax dude, no one was trying to take your career away. You made an ass of yourself so people are joking about it
This guy is an advert for not taking cocaine
Mike Jones is even asking who this is.
"I've been in comedy 20 years!"
-who?
What he meant was, "I've been a joke for the last 20 years."
This a no body.
"I've been doing X for Y years!"
So have Bill Cosby, Harvey Weinstein and many more. That's a) not an argument whatsoever because experience does not equal expertise. B) it doesn't make you know someones intentions, otherwise you'd be a psychic. And C) you could be a serial Killer as far as I know.
Adding to the factual stuff: You're impossible to listen to for a few minutes and not absolutely hate everything about the way you present yourself.
He's actually really well known amongst comics. He knows a lot of the comics you have heard of, he just doesn't have any of the big Netflix specials. He has worked as a writer for some big names, because he's a good comedian/joke writer, but yeah he's a total asshole.
Same!
Imagine being this passionate about defending Amy Schumer
Hes actually just defending himself because he is a writer for inside amy schumer.
You're not that unintelligent are you? im gonna assume you're not a complete mongoloid. he was a writer on the show, big guy. why would he not defend himself here ? im not even saying he's right or wrong but you're a dope if you dont actually understand why hes defending the show. hes not defending Amy, listener of the year. hes defending the writing.
Like most female comics she's very unfunny.
She’s probably blowing him 😂
Ughhhhh... I just felt a shiver go down my spine... He is a fucking tool.
He’s obviously stolen jokes before to be that passionate about defending someone who has CLEARLY stolen jokes
"I don't give a shit about it, by the way"-after 3 minutes of raging.
There’s a compilation of Amy stealing jokes and it’s HALF AN HOUR long!
Is that it?
@W There is more that one complication of her "parallel thinking," which is what calls joke stealing. Here's a short one to get you started... about 10 jokes and set ups CLEARLY stolen and of course her making excuses. th-cam.com/video/Qv0eWN8v_tg/w-d-xo.html
There are like 7 complications each 30 minutes lol
Interestingly, if you look up the comics’ who’s jokes were supposedly stolen, you find them defending her.
@@Adam-zh4hm hahahha True. the ones that people caught. Im sure her whole act is thievery.
I feel blessed not to have known him for the 20 years he's been doing comedy.
Serious, I felt like I was on meth watching him.
Lmao same
What a pompous asshat
Damn this dude
"I've done comedy on a stage so clearly I am the master of all comedy in every format"
“You’re fighting with someone that’s not even here” 😂 that was a funny ass line
Having a podcast is not easy. Jesus. That guy was a nightmare.
After "20 years of comedy" you'd think Kurt would actually be funny by now.
Kwansu lol he's one of the best comedy writers around
I've only been exposed to him on Louis CK's "Horace and Pete", in which he's great.
@bobby being a funny writer and actually being funny are 2 seperate things. His delivery is shit.
BobbyTMF he really isn’t.
@@bobbytmf7194 yea but as a person hes not funny at all
In case your wondering he wrote for amy shumers show that’s why he cares
Ah, so he's probably one of the thieves.
@@smiley4995 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He just seems like the kind of guy that writes for Amy Schumer. The nobody watches mad tv line is just idiotic. Mad tv’s Stuart character is funnier than her.
I too could hear them say that.
@@Doivid_lol alot of people missed that I saw in the comments before I commented
I was doing mics for a few years and never once was accused of stealing even a premise
You know who doesn't act as defensive as Kurt is acting here?
People who don't steal shit.
I don't know what they're talking about, but I 100% believe this guy's guilty of whatever he's being accused of based on this interaction
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Mofo needs a Xanax
thats true and then he tries and blame the drink? yea gulity as fuck.
zerodawn09 those nitros are fierce though lol
If this was a police interrogation they would put him in a holding cell.
Should change the title to:
WEED VS COCAINE
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😂😂😂😂😂😂
Classic example
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Brandon Gomez more like crystal meth lmao
I think there's a huge misunderstanding here. I think Kurt is arguing about some TV sketch show that Amy did, and Joe is talking about her stand-up. When he's yelling "I was in the room" it sounds like he meant the writers room of the TV show
How would he being in the room prove the sketch wasn't stolen? As if the person pitching the idea would tell the that the idea was stolen
Joe as a fan who respects you and watched you since the fear factor days, PLEASE for the love of God NEVER bring this guy back on your show. Love you bro!
Fear factor was ok but i much preferred news radio
Joe also says Amy didn't steal jokes or skits even though there's clear proof she did. He raged against Mencia but God forbid anyone calls out Amy.
mike dutdut I loved that show! 👍🏻
God this guy interrupts Joe so much.
Way too much cave man nitro and coffee that would be my guess. 😄 🍺
Reading this comment before watching the video made the video SOO much funnier.
Good. Joe always interrupts people, about damn time he got some of his own medicine 😂
“I’ve been working in comedy therefore I know what’s funny damnnit!” Ok? Yeah, he seems like a big barrel of laughs. Settle down Ike.
What an asshole..
"I'm not trying to sound arrogant". Proceeds to sound arrogant for 6 minutes
"they're coming to me" dude no one even knew you, they're coming to Schumer lmao
He's aiming the aggression at some non existent person because he's afraid to aim it where he wants to, at joe. He knows how joe feels about material thieves, and they stole bits multiple times.
Very cleverly noticed 🙌🏼
Is that your real name James Royle?
No. Amy stole bits from him and is holding him intellectually hostage.
Never called out Amy.
Every comedian has stolen jokes or has appeared to steal jokes through cryptomesia , or just parallel thinking
Just realized, this guy is such a great comedian. I searched him on Google and his WHOLE career is a joke. Amazing guy, completely normal!
Dude, his white precious album is one of the best stand up hours I've listened to
Shit this comment is funnier than his career
"I don't owe you any explanation"
And we don't owe you our money?
How guilty do you want to appear?
This Guy: Yasssssss!
2 years later and I still don't know who this guy is
Mr. Know Nothing
I know, he is an average imbecile.
3 years later. No idea and will not look for
"Who (is) that/dat ?" - the New Orleans' Saints (NFL) football team fans' slogan/catchphrase; Who is the Clown ? (a pro comedian, okay...)
he’s a professional comedian and pretty funny
"I bet you had some coffee before you came on as well!?"
You spelled Coke wrong Joe.
He said* "coke" wrong lol
They Call Me Gator grammar nazi*
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@@chubbyfug4601 *Nazi
I was Literally about to type a comment saying the same (Or Adderall/Amphetamine Salts. Or Meth) as someone with plenty of drug experience, he has that distinct look of someone who's nearing the end of a 2-3 day stimulant binge (Pale, the massively dilated "Great White Shark" eyes, dehydrated, the disjointed high octane banter and constant interrupting.) I'd venture to say he's nearing that phase where if he pushed his binge another day he'd be on the verge of amphetamine psychosis (Or cocaine, but good coke is hard to come by unless you're well connected, been trending that way since the 80's cocaine craze and the days when Pablo Escobar 'ruled the world'.)
This comedian and Amy Schumer graduated from the same stand-up school.
Now I know what Andy Kaufman would sound like after snorting an 8 ball of coke
This guy was pleasant to listen to. Great points, great insight. Even his voice alone is soothing. No wonder why he is such a big shot comic who I've totally heard of.
😂😂
Had me in the first half, not gonna lie...
That was perfect bro. 😂
Sarcasm is the salt that flavors what I crave in conversation.
Well said! Kurt... Metzger? Such a balanced act, in 3:30 he was very, um, "clear". I will follow him in the future, like, follow his movements. From a far. For avoidance purposes.
"Hey, let's do this interview at the tempo of cocaine"
"One little bump before I go to Joe's, nobody'll know!"
Imagine doing comedy for 20 years and Noone knowing who you are still 😂
Dudes sittin there swingin around a crack stem in his hand tryna blame it on the nitro drinks 🤣🤣🤣
20 year comic:"I don't even give a shit"
*Very clearly give a shit
*I was looking for this comment haha*
Yea totally
It was a joke, dude. It’s funny. Trust me. I’ve been listening to jokes for 30+ years. I know my shit
This guy is out of his mind. No one is that defensive and absurd who doesn't know he's wrong.
Sounds like a priest defending his religion
@@Original-Phantom edgy lol
@@Original-Phantom As an atheist minority growing up in a christian school/neghborhood Ive only once seen a priest get that defensive
He sounds coked up
But he's a stand up comedian. So just trust him.
"Twitter is the candy crush of words". 😂😂😂😂
This guy is what happens when too much social media, naval gazing and smoking weed break yo mind
Dude pretending he’s freaking out on caffeine cause joe called him out🤣
Lol exactly
Haha, exactly... 👍🏻
Joke thief is so cringe idk if he knows how fake he is.🤦🏻♂️fucking tool
Straight up
i don’t think there’s any caffeine in those lol…
Jesus christ... This is the kinda dude that comes to talk to somebody just to hear himself talk.
I honestly couldn't or didn't understand what he was talking about for the first 4 mins
@@t45tt4tr For sure. Hopefully he's never on the JRE again, lol. What a tool.
Dude is pissed that the jokes he wanted to steal had already stolen. He clearly would made a great DC villain.
This is like me on Adderall, argueeing with someone whos not there lmao
0:36 *“Woah, you’re fighting with someone who’s not even here.”*
Solid point - It’s so true how many people get worked up over people or scenarios that they hypothesize but don’t necessarily encounter.
i don't think it was hypothesized... i think he actually had the arguments, and in remembering them, it was re-surfacing his feelings that were invoked from said arguments...
I think Joe was just taking it as the guy was conflating those arguments with whatever his (joe) points were... which joe had a valid objection to...
the guy may or may not have been doing that... so Joe may be right in his perception...
anyway, the point is i don't think these were hypothetical arguments. The guy even said where he was having the arguments.
live like this every day. trying to find answers but i cant. life is hell, '17.
@tassie dirt bikes No doubt lol, but execution and context are everything. When Bill Burr does it he’s usually being facetious or intentionally outrageous while driving the conversation/rant towards a larger social commentary. Kurt here is getting hysterical, which is making him come across as too defensive or over emotionally charged.
I legit thought he had a Crack pipe in his hand...would completely explain his arguing with someone who isn't there.
Sounds exactly like a joke thief would sound if they were called a joke-thief.
Funniest joke was him saying he’s being doing comedy for 20 years
this dude acting like he's Louis C.K or something when his wikipedia page is like one paragraph
The pure defensiveness of this dude makes me even more convinced that they intended to steal those jokes.
Yep
He’s just bitter and jaded
Nobody in the room watches mad tv? Its impressive how they stole those sketches basically shot for shot then. Funny how mad tv never had the problem of accidentally stealing sketches shot for shot from other sketch shows, but amy schumers show wasn't able to do that with a whole team of writers that apparently have never even seen mad tv
The amount of patience and mental fortitude joe has is amazing
Ya I would have given him the “people’s elbow”
Yet CNN and all the left media hates him for self medicating. Seriously not a republican but everyone knows the left has terrible media. And they just hate joe for some reason. Probably because he does martial arts, likes fighting and does drugs. All things everyone in the political and media world hates
I wonder how this conversation would have went if he didn't know Joe could kick his ass 🤔
I know, I couldn’t even hear this dude over all that calm
Maybe he read buddhist texts.
"I don't give a shit, btw..." Says the guy who won't let anyone finish a sentence while he rages about it.
This is the guy everyone avoids at the bowling alley
I love how much we all don’t like this guy
@Narf I sadly checked the description and know his name now, don't do what I did, save yourself.
What’s his name?
great dude. had a bad moment. take it easy on people
@@hamooon Great dude? Not from what I've seen
@@MonkeyDLuffy60073 what we've seen of people on video snippets isn't the measure of a person's worth. would you agree?
But Amy does steal there’s countless side by side clips all over TH-cam!
Travis Beck No, she didn't! You weren't there in the room!! Trust me!
How dare you insinuate a woman can be a joke theif. SHAME ON YOU!
What about doing Ellen’s joke to her face on her show? Or let me guess that was an “homage” 😂
who gives af if you were in the room? if you saw it 10 years earlier and opened for some of these comedians that she stole from. doesnt mean shit if she blatantly stole it in the writing room.
Craig Hicks "I know better, jerkoff at home!"
"You do Twitter like it's the candy crush of words"
What an acute observation.
Why has TH-cam decided to recommend me so many videos with this angry V-Sauce guy.