This is what will probably be my last Amy Schumer joke stealing video. Here are all of the examples together in 1 video (4 videos worth). th-cam.com/video/4eDxjxVl8S0/w-d-xo.html
i hope you spent the time to do this just for the money because this was weak shit that only convinces all the internet dwellers that already hate Amy Schumer.
I like how Amy defends herself by saying she couldn't have stolen Wendy's bit because she couldn't have watched it in the 90's. Apparently Amy couldn't have seen the bit at any point during the two decades that have followed. There's no access to anything taped back during the 90's apparently.
@@kay-collins My joke is my own. Women like Amy Schumer steal jokes, not me. I also refrain from constant complaining about the opposite sex treating me badly.
Yeha I was just thinking that. She is ruining the jokes . She just says it straight up.with no anything and that's supposed to be funny.. she sucks. Jesus
@@eggmanslimz it's because amy Schumer is not a comedian. Shes a figurehead. She has groups of writers to write her jokes for her. And the very little original jokes she does have are not funny at all.
Taber McFarlin dude that Patrice joke is from urban dictionary & how can she defend herself, when her order of saying the words & their meaning & the words she picked from UB all matched exactly with Patrice’s jokes
HODB it’s a weird way to phrase it, but they’re not wrong. Artists accidentally “steal” things a lot, especially musicians. There’s that one clip of dead mau5 accidentally recreating darude sandstorm
Cameron Domes yeah. Their is a difference between sampling, being inspired and blatantly copying one another. And to be fair electronic or edm music have more cases of “accidental copying” than instrumental music.
she REALLY just stole from john mulaney, one of the most followed comics ever (one of), where all of his fanbase memorized his jokes and content. she really tried that
Well, not full "sets." A set is the entire act as performed on stage. Not every joke they have, but every joke they told in a given performance. So, if a comic is on stage for an hour, that whole hour is a set.
@@antagonist8629 yes, thats what i think 2, i think writers for her steal the jokes or smb. in partical on her closest "team" and she probably has not stolen the jokes but someone from her team did maybe, just all speculations
Tbh most comedians have ghost writers that write a large portion of their jokes. The difference between most ghost writers and amy shumers ghost writers is that hers steal from others
She talks like how I do when I get overwhelmed and have anxiety (I have ADD) which is strange because she makes it so forced and I can tell it’s fake. Yknow if this was twitter, I could probably get away with calling her ableist for that
I love that Kathleen Maddigan went for a drink of water mid-bit and realized she was about to mess up her timing so she just delivered the line with water still in her mouth lol. A true professional.
Morgan Woolford word it’s one thing where like even if you change it a little bit where only the comedians notice but she dong ish where everybody notice
Oh, she ruined the delivery absolutely. It's so fucking traaaaash. MadTV bit and her show. The way MadTV paused to not say black, vs the way Amy glossed over it
its because she has to go through the effort of changing the joke to avoid saying its stolen and it always becomes wordy and worn out. It's literally pathetic to watch. You'd have a much easier time just writing jokes that aren't stolen and even if they're half as funny it'd still be better than all the garbage she puts out straight fucking up
She literally did this on the Ellen Show. She told an old Ellen popcorn bit and used the same hand to mouth movement as Ellen. She asked ellen if she eats popcorn like that and Ellen said "I do it exactly like that" Ellen uploaded a video of it on youtube, titled "The unbelievably funny Amy Schumer"
Mocityspirit Right? All of her excuses are like “oh yeah I ADORE her, super super talented, actually a personal best friend of mine...never watched any of her stand up and have never heard the joke in question til I wrote it” ok if you’re gonna lie maybe you need to steal a more convincing story from someone who lies better than you.
@@brandongipson6710 -- The fact that you have no idea that offence is the preferred spelling in British, Canadian and Australian English is absolutely hilarious. :-)
Those are the jokes that I say she can't lie her way out of. I'll give her a pass on the John Mulaney blacking out while drunk one because that wasn't super original. I've had similar conversations with friends and I've only seen one John Mulaney stand up routine and that joke wasn't told. But the rest of the "coincidences" here are just like you wrote. Powerball number odds.
But she "never 'seen'' Patrice do that bit" goddamn if she wasn't so dumb she would just admit that someone stole it for her, it's so fucking obvious and it's Patrice basically speaking his mind and being hilarious and this dumb bitch can't even tell it right. Was trying to channel Patrice there RIP the 🐐
I mean that’s possible, many comedians don’t watch other comedians work. And I am not saying that she definitely didn’t but this is just not a good argument.
@@MCShvabo i actually think a lot of comedians do. You always hear about how they admire others work and they probably like a good comedy show as anybody else, especially when they know the comedian.
David Nielsen I know that a lot of comedians do, but a lot of don’t as well from what they say. I listen to Joe Rohan’s podcast, and quite a few comics said they don’t watch other comics.
The poltergeist one was funny because the way the guy said it like he was one of the boys talking about what he did last, she said jt like it was a thesis statement or something
I have the same problem except only with explaining things that happened to me sometimes. I butcher the hell out of it. I don't know how the hell someone like that became a comedian. I mean I can still be funny it's just not when relating experiences.
Adding on to two - her ghost writers stole it and she was either to stupid or ignorant to know these jokes were already done . Either way she sucks lol
She basically plagiarizes jokes like a high schooler plagiarizes a book report. Finds what she wants to steal and changes a couple things slightly to make it seem original.
@@jif4639 facts. If her career was a high school essay it would have triggered anti-plagiarism software and she'd have instantly failed. Yet somehow she gets plausible deniability on this? Sure, maybe on 1 or 2 jokes, but like 50?
Amy is a well-connected “comedian” for whatever reason, and it just appears she has writers who like to find jokes that have worked in the underground scenes so they can replicate them with a twist for guaranteed laughs. They hope no one sees, and for the most part they might be right. Her audience probably doesn’t watch good stand up from back in the day. It’s fucked up, and I don’t know why the industry is behind her. They treat her like some superstar comic who they really want to succeed. It’s so weird. She’s not funny.
I agree with this. I think she genuinely doesn’t know much about comedy. Most comedians watch other comedians. If tried to get bill burr to do a stolen joke he’d probably know because he’s followed the scene for decades.
Go deeper, why is nobody the first? Many of the jokes shown here are extremely common. Most of them I heard in high school from other high schoolers before all these specials came out. As an example, the Patrice skit about different 'sex pranks' takes content that's been on urban dictionary for more than 20 years. The bug difference between Patrice and Amy there being that she just used the same names you'd find on UD, while Patrice tried to rename them. Except for some very specific stories that actually came from a person's life, you can look at a joke from anyone and if you go back far enough you realize it's nothing new. When people say comedians are stealing jokes, to me it sounds the same as saying magicians steal tricks. Like, duh, we've been doing the same shit for hundreds of years.
Amy: *getting nervous because people are figuring out she's not funny so in an attempt to flee she throws a coffee mug on the ground, it shatters* "SCATTER!!"
@@willbrust9725 I know you were making a joke but clearly mine went over your head and you choose to attack me for something you misinterpreted. I'm not going to punch down and stoop to childish name-calling instead I'm going to explain in case anyone else didn't understand. My joke was that just because you change a few words does not make the joke original and it still counts as plagiarism. The comment, tho it was not a play on Mulaneys brilliant style of comedy, was written with a sarcastic tone and was ment to be a joke. Another note is that I didn't copy and paste my reply either, unlike Amy's content, mine was original. I used "we changed a few words so it's not plagiarism" as a set up for my joke to take the shot at Amy for her blunt plagiarism, maybe I didn't make it clear enough and that fault lies with me but my comment was clearly not meant to be taken seriously. I had thought that the Emojis would help get that point across but obviously it did not. I hope all stay safe and healthy during these trying times and if anyone has read this far, thank you for reading! The edit was typo errors that were corrected.
Comedians accidentally tell jokes that are similar to someone else's every once in a while; it happens. But when it's the same comedian who's done it more than twice, you start asking questions.
I think comedians hear jokes and then a few months later they say the joke thinking that they thought of the joke. It happens a lot. But when it happens as much as it happens with amy schumer she needs to realize that’s what is happening. And if she’s profiting off that material that she subconsciously stole basically that is copyright infringement.
@J. Professional she's awful. She steals jokes that are already crap, and her original material makes me want to carve my ear drums out with a butter knife.
What do you mean? It is not hate is a statement that is backed up with videos up there, to give her the benefit of the doubt maybe she just came with the same idea, people do that all the time, but if you really think you are right just prove it with facts and if you are not then just accept it. Personally I dont really care if she "plagiarized" the material, I just want to give people out there a method for a good debate and not to take statements to heart because when people just use feeling to hold their ground or just feel ofended by others opinion and dont want to talk thing through nothing can be done
The evidence is incontrovertible. Amy Schumer is a time traveler who keeps having her material stolen before she can travel back to the future to present it... Poorly.
Sorry but John Mulaney is the only one awkward enough and naturally funny enough to pull off his own jokes. He has mastered the art of randomness and delivery. Anyone else tries to do them and they sound half assed.
@@TheMystique29 So where do you draw the line? Are all the joke she says she never heard an Hommage? come on guy. The amount of times in this video alone on how much she loves other female comedians who paved the way for her.... Oh right but she never saw any of their act.... Get real.
No one who is accused of taking something they actually didn’t steal says in a calm smug voice “ I could never do such a thing.” The mere accusation would send a normal person, honest person into a rage.
@@b00g3rs21 In his 2009 album John Mulaney is heard saying that your body goes “all Eye of the Tiger” In her 2011 comedy album, Schumer describes blacking out and then starts humming “The Final Countdown”, a song very similar in spirit and perception as Eye of the Tiger I know this because I listen to this huge standup playlist on Spotify all day at work and heard both jokes in one day
Yeah no kidding. There’s always gonna be comedians who have the same general idea, and I’ve heard bits that reminded me of other comedians, but god damn, this shits almost word for word. Fuck Amy Schumer
And incredibly, it always takes her a little longer to think the same thing. Even more so, that it seems to be just long enough that people may have forgotten about it and the shows are no longer re-ran/bought so much anymore.
nijohn12 right like I could maybe believe the underwear thing was a coincidence (if it were an isolated incident) but the Maury povitch thing and the mad tv sketch even if they aren’t word for word the premise is way too specific
"i never saw Tammy Pescatelli in her 2006 comedy special with brown, long hair and the long purple dress in Michigan, in the Waterfall theatre on 146 St. James Ave. on September 19th at 6 pm..."
Yeah I know! I love how she also uses the excuse of like "I only got into her later work, and I was like 8 when that special came out, so there's no way of me having even seen that special" and it's like literally on the internet just available to view at any time
I don't like Amy Schumer, but I'm sure all the sexist assholes missed the fact that most of the jokes she stole were from other women. There are so many stupid guys on here blabbering off about how "women aren't funny", yada fuckin' yada. Fuck 'em.
Same. I mean, some people are going to a bit to crazy but god she is sooooo God damn awful. And some of the jokes she stole were great told from the original comedian and she completely destroys the joke
Me too. I was thinking, "ok it's fine if someone isn't funny and many of those stolen jokes are actually 'parallel thinking'" and then I saw the first video and then it was just incredibly the same. There is no defending her. It's almost the same. The order of events in sketches or jokes aren't even changed.
Yup, totally. Just like Carlos Mencina stealing from Bill Cosby, the copycat doesn't know the back story to the joke, doesn't know the incarnations of it that happened before the special was filmed. As such they can't get into the right place to make it sound natural. The timing is off, the reaction is off, the tone is off. It's always shocking that they think they'll get away with it.
@@LizRealGirlBeauty Don't say "copycat". It's speciesist. It comes from "cat" being used to insult women, which is insulting to cats as they're used as an insult. Only animals of human-level intelligence are capable of evil. Evil requires the full knowledge and understanding of what you're doing, and the choice made with full free will to do so. Not meeting any of those requirements means you can't be evil. You wouldn't put the same level of responsibility on human children and mentally disabled people, and you obviously shouldn't put it on animals of an entirely different species without human-level intelligence. Level of intelligence doesn't make one animal more special than another. It's a trait you have, no different to running fast or jumping high. Evolution has no will. It's not trying to make other animals more human-like. Humans aren't some end-goal of evolution. Snakes aren't less evolved than humans because they have no limbs. It's not a disadvantage for snakes to have no limbs, it's an advantage for them, that's why they specifically evolved to be like that. Evolution isn't like climbing the rungs of a ladder, going from one species and class to the next in a set pattern. You evolve relative to your needs in order to reproduce. All life is equally evolved. "A slug is as evolved as us. A slug got it right." - Ricky Gervais Higher intelligence doesn't make you inherently better at all, and saying that totally disregards how stupid and evil humans are. It's nonsensical. That's anthropocentrism. You're projecting human traits and desires onto other life. You can't do that. They're not human, they're not supposed to have human-level intelligence. That's not something they desire or are working on. Humans aren't some standard-bearer for life, against which all other living things are compared. The second an alien race arrives that's more intelligent than we are, you will move the goalposts for what it means to be more special. You say it not because it's true, but because it currently benefits you. Other animals aren't toys, or tools, or ornaments, or accessories. Leave other animals alone. They shouldn't be dressed up and posed for your amusement, or used however else you please. Having things put on them is uncomfortable, annoying, and they get in their way. They should only wear clothes if it's for their benefit, such as to keep them warm or dry. Good doesn't excuse evil. Humans have a serious lack of empathy when it comes to other animals. They're not mindless machines. Their emotions aren't muted. Human ego is disgusting. Humans always act like humans are right by definition. They're not. Humans' desire for food and pleasure isn't justification of evil. Don't kidnap, enslave, exploit, rape, torture, and murder other animals. Non-human animals' torture and murder isn't less important than your pleasure and health. Other animals aren't wrong for trying to escape enslavement or defend themselves. It's not a case of "humans and animals". There's no distinction. Humans are animals. Humans are nature. Having human-level intelligence doesn't somehow stop you being an animal. That makes no sense whatsoever. It's specifically because you're an animal that you can have human-level intelligence. It is a trait of animals because an animal has it: humans. Everything humans do is by definition animalistic, because humans are animals. And being an animal isn't an insult. It's awesome, and it's what lets you be you. "Animal abuse" and "animal rights" include humans. Humans aren’t oh so special that they get their own distinction, whilst every other animal gets lumped in together. Humans are animals, and other animals should be treated with the same kindness, respect, and love that humans should be. Don't generalise birds as "bird". You wouldn't generalise mammals as "mammal", and shouldn't generalise birds. It's a symptom of humans always viewing humans as individuals, but other animals as a collective, as their species, or class, or kingdom. Other animals are as much individuals as humans are. Human ego is disgusting. Gellert Grindelwald said a lot of evil things, but he said at least one thing that was right: "The disapproval of cowards is praise to the brave." I don't say that to brag, but to show the fact that you will be unpopular when you oppose an accepted evil, and that's a good thing. The same logic used hundreds of years ago to justify the enslavement of black people and subjugation of women is used to justify speciesism: "It's the natural order of things", "it's just the way it is", "it works fine, stop causing problems." Speciesists support the status quo because it benefits them, it makes their life easy. They're repulsive. The staunch opposition of speciesism is only seen as extreme because of how deep most people are in their prejudice. But it isn't. It's no more extreme than saying black people should be equal to white people when in the 1700s; that is to say, society thinks it is, but they're wrong. A few animals, like cats, dogs, rabbits, and rats, were specifically bred over hundreds, even thousands of years to live with humans. Other animals weren't. What they are is kidnapped, and locked in tiny cages and tanks for human amusement. They're not pet animals, they're slaves. Breeding is evil. Animals are forced to have sex, which is rape. Females are treated like conveyor belts, pumping out child after child, all of whom are kept from their fathers and kidnapped from their parents, causing massive distress, fear, panic, and confusion. When no longer profitable, they're murdered or abandoned like a broken tool no longer of any use. And because of that, animals in shelters are left to squander, living out the rest of their lives in a tiny cage and devoid of freedom and the love of a family; that is, if they're not murdered. And it is murder, not euthanasia. Euthanasia is done for your benefit, but their lives are taken because looking after them is seen as a burden. Imagine the outrage if humans who weren't being adopted were killed. It's no different for other animals. You're not feeding or walking someone unless you put the food straight into their mouth, or move their legs. When a waiter's brought you your food, you don't say they fed you. They brought you your food, they served you, you fed yourself. When you've been for a walk with a human, you don't say they walked you. You went for a walk together, you walked yourself. It's the same for other animals. Humans always try to make it seem as if other animals are absolutely incapable of doing even the most basic actions on their own, and humans are oh so kind and merciful for helping them. Humans should always accompany cats outside, just as they do with dogs. Cats deserve to be able to go outside, same as anyone, they're not objects to leave locked up indoors for their entire lives, but it's incredibly dangerous for them, and they shouldn't be allowed to ravage ecosystems. Put a harness and lead on them and go with them. Cats and dogs should have harnesses, not leads. Unless they don't like harnesses and are accustomed to collars, harnesses are better as they aren't around their neck and spread the applied force over a larger, stronger area. Don't say "in the doghouse" like it's some bad place to be, that's ok for dogs, but not humans. That's disgusting. Doghouses shouldn't even exist. Other animals aren't toys that you put away when you're done with them. Dogs belong in a normal house, with their families. Species is irrelevant to family. You can't own a living thing. They're not consumer goods to be bought and sold. They're not property. They're above monetary value. They're not toys for your amusement, or tools for you to use as you please. There'd be outrage if humans were treated like property. It's no different for other animals. That's speciesism. Humans are desperate to not call other animals their friends and family. We're not their owners, we're family. Pet isn't an insult. That's horrible. A pet is an animal of another species, in your family, that you care for. They're your children, siblings, nieces, nephews, and cousins, not some ornament to have around for novelty, to only pay attention to when you're bored. Species is irrelevant to family. Other animals don't have "vets". They have doctors and health and medical care, just like humans. There'd be outrage if humans had different doctors and terms depending on their race. It's no different for species. Humans aren't oh so special and unique that they have doctors, whilst every other animal gets lumped in together as having "vets", no matter how similar to humans or dissimilar from each other they are. Humans aren't some absolutely unique species that can't possibly be compared with other animals, whilst all other animals, from 10cm-long frogs, which are amphibians, to chimpanzees that are 98.6% genetically identical to humans can be. That's incredibly speciesist. Animals killed in shelters that are "euthanised" for not being adopted aren't actually euthanised, they're murdered. Euthanasia is done for your benefit. But it's not done for their benefit. It's done because they're viewed as a toy not one wants, so they're disposed of. They're already suffering by not having a loving home and family, and they're victimised for suffering that by being killed. Imagine the outrage if humans who weren't being adopted were killed. 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Swimming with dolphins isn't fun. It's extremely stressful for them, and leads to them catching diseases. Beasts (animals that can't understand, create, and follow laws in human society) are slaves and viewed as tools for profit, nothing else. Non-human animals being scared isn't funny or cute, it's horrible. Humans can understand it afterwards, that's why it's funny. Other animals can't. They're only scared, and upset, and confused. That's exploiting your power over them. How could you ever want to actively cause them fear? That's evil. Anthropomorphising other animals is evil. It's saying other animals aren't good enough as they are so need to be more human-like, and ignoring how other animals actually feel, potentially leaving them to suffer whilst you revel in their stress, and fear, and confusion. Hagrid didn't support using dragons in the Triwizard Tournament. That's horrific abuse. They were kidnapped, sent across the world, trapped in tiny cages they could barely move in, stabbed and hit with spells, and made to feel threatened and attacked whilst chained up in an arena surrounded by screaming humans. They were kidnapped, enslaved, exploited, and tortured, and yet humans vilify them and act like they're the victims because the dragons were angry, threatened, distressed, confused, and defending themselves. Humans act like they're always right by definition, and all other animals should know that and submit to them. Humans weren't the victims, the dragons were the victims. Non-human apes, monkeys, and horses used on cards aren't smiling because they're happy. They do a "fear grimace", smiling in submission. They're not happy, they're abused. Wild animals should only live in captivity if they can't survive in the wild or are in hospital, and their enclosures shouldn't be limited by space for humans to look at them. 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Horses aren't machines to be ridden and controlled for your entertainment. www.bitesizevegan.org/bite-size-vegan-nuggets/is-horse-riding-cruel-is-it-vegan/ www.animalaid.org.uk/the-issues/our-campaigns/horse-racing/ Dogs and wolves don't have a strict hierarchy with an alpha. Treating them like they do is cruel and confusing. davemech.org/wolf-news-and-information/ io9.gizmodo.com/why-everything-you-know-about-wolf-packs-is-wrong-502754629 Canada and Trudeau let seals have their skulls smashed to bits with clubs. m.th-cam.com/video/XCYf9q9t9bo/w-d-xo.html www.hsi.org/assets/pdfs/myths_and_facts_seal_hunt.pdf www.thedodo.com/canada-seal-hunt-2333758471.html Cats shouldn't have dry food. They have a high chance of developing kidney issues as they age, and increasing the strain on their kidneys throughout their lives by giving them dry food exacerbates the issue. www.thedodo.com/dodowell/wet-vs-dry-cat-food www.noahsarkvet.com/is-dry-food-bad-for-cats
James Sappington it’s so funny you think a professional would know even a little bit about the other, funnier, more successful people in the same business
Exactly, some jokes in here are a little generic so I could believe a couple were coincidences. When you have all this evidence of her taking really specific jokes though, it’s quite obvious lol.
Not only that but they’re so specific that there’s no way it was coincidence. I could absolutely see the clerk asking who helped you joke being coincidental, having thought about that scenario myself without seeing either of the skits shown, but the magician in bed and the everyone’s had cum on them joke and the different ways to mess with a woman while fucking her etc were too on the mark not to have been stolen.
Because she doesn't understand the jokes or what makes them work. She thinks if the concept is the same, then so is the humour, but that's simply not the case. Some jokes are worded specific ways because that's what makes it funny. Changing the wording destroys the joke.
I saw Amy Schumer in nyc in the comedy cellar before she "blew up" more like "industry plant"...her jokes were as stale then as they are now...she was flung into stardom by media before they listened to her work...they herd a woman's name then started to say she was the best(aka buzzfeed bullshit)...so when you blow soo much smoke into a comedians ass they don't develop...that was pre ten years as a "comedian like person"...she was pushed into stardom before she could actually figure out a voice so her jokes will never surpass an open mic performance
her performances are not worth a penny in my eyes and if she stopped doing comedy I wouldn't care....if you ever meet her ask her if after she became famous if she ever helped bert? bc they would trust her to look after the home when they were out touring...has she helped any other comedian?....she is as shallow as water on flat glass...no depth or soul...just money and privilege....you also made a beer commercial filled with lies
Shes the reason the 'Rating' system on Netflix was deleted. Literally. Netfkix was so butthurt they paid this fraud all that money and a heaping load of 1 and 2 star trashed reviews were all they got for their $$ 😂😂 hahahaha. She should make comedy for children like literally her (fake) style and corny ass jokes everytime i see this garbage i say 'Kids would love this' Adults.. not so much
Yeah, that's what's amazing, is that the HARD part is coming up with the ideas. If you have the idea handed to you or you pluck it away from someone unfairly, you have the advantage of honing it and shaping it and making it work for you. Carlos Mencia is an example. He is a joke-stealing piece of shit for sure, but his delivery is great and he often improves on the old joke. The fact that Amy Schumer stole these jokes and somehow made them ALL WORSE is astonishing.
Schumer, along with the rest of Hollywood, are EXACTLY like their corrupt anti-American political terrorizing epitome of EVIL DemonRat party! They all live by their disgusting policies of Projection, Deflection, Hypocrisy, Double Standards & Blatant Lies!!!
@The Fourth Horde While there may be niche uses for polygraphs, they lack credibility in general- hence why they are inadmissible in court proceedings. For all intents & purposes, they’re worthless.
@@estevang.4693 th-cam.com/video/WKBuHM93Ozc/w-d-xo.html. It's not that great of an example tbh. Both jokes were bad, and if it wasn't Infamous Copycat Amy Schumer, it would probably pass as coincidence. The whole interview is cringy as fuck, watch at your own risk.
I don’t think she actually steals jokes. I think she doesn’t write any jokes and the people who do steal jokes. A cluster fuck of lazy untalented brats.
Yeah, the popcorn joke did not seem like plagiarism. The Tammy Pascatelli joke seemed coincidental too. It was petty and desperate of Tammy to bring it up. But the writers for Inside Amy Shumer were shameless. And a lot of Schumer's standup material seemed much more identical to other comics.
@@joshuakempe3016 dayum lol. I never really watched her stuff anyway so I thought it was mostly much ado about nothing, but I was wrong...I was so wrong lol 😄 she's a straight stealer this one
Like I said before it's extremely common with creative people. We do this by accident and think we created it ourselves. Nobody wants to actually do this. It's terrifying and we always ask others if the joke we made or whatever we wrote has been done before. Nobody does this on purpose. Btw if the shaming creep who makes these videos did this to every other comedian they would find the same thing. It's extremely common.
@@ellie-tk4jy i understand, and honestly, i doubt she is being intentionally malicious, but some of them are almost verbatim. The only real possibility i see for her not having intentionally plagiarizing at least one of the jokes is if it was subconscious reuse of a joke she'd forgotten she'd seen. We all forget about something we heard and reremember it as what we think is an idea, so maybe it's that. But there is just so many that it's a little strange. It would be one thing if it were subject matters or nonspecific structures, but some are ridiculously similar.
I understand sometimes people accidentally rethink of ideas they may have seen and forgotten or they may just come up with something similar, but to have delivery that similar, exact same jokes, that many times, yeah she is stealing them jokes. (Ps I am agreeing eith you)
I actually think it strengthened the premise by making the fact that the customer couldn't come up with the name even more "her fault." Stealing the bit straight down to even including the president joke is just plain lazy though. There are a million other classically established comedic examples of "what a black person would say or do" than favorite president.
and also the joke works better because when the woman looks around all the other workers are white, so it all makes sense The Amy Schumer bit doesn't even work because 2 out of the 3 workers shown were black?? Like?? did she not understand the joke when she was stealing it?
it's because her delivery sounds like someone explaining a joke they heard to a bunch of strangers... because her delivery essentially is her explaining a joke she heard to a bunch of strangers.
I worked for Comedy Central Presents in 2009 as a PA before anyone really knew who she was. It was her TV debut. I was assigned to her one night as assistant and one of her first requests to me was to see if they could turn down the hall / dressing room monitors ( speakers in the ceiling like school announcement that pipe in whats going on stage ) .. she wanted it turned down because she's like... " if I just start to hear other comedians, my delivery will sound like them"... something like that but that was her reasoning was that she will automatically or through osmosis start to deliver differently... True story... Should have told the evidence earlier.
Its not just the number of examples, its the fact that the jokes are all identical. Many of these jokes have multiple premises. If she just took one premise and left the other by the wayside then you could almost argue parallel thinking, but c'mon nobody thinks of a bit with the exact same premises that many times. I like Jim Norton, but shame on him for letting her use his platform as a place to justify herself to the comedy world. That makes him an enabler of a talentless hack. I hate to play the sexism card, but if she were a man, then she would've been written off by her peers at the 1st signs of controversy.
Slim Marcus I saw a podcast? with Joe Rogan and Hannibal Burress where they didn't hold her accountable. They all went so hard against Carlos Mencia and Dane Cook but this fugly fuck boy Becky gets a pass 😡
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This is what will probably be my last Amy Schumer joke stealing video.
Here are all of the examples together in 1 video (4 videos worth).
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I'm glad somebody did this.
Brandon Farley (MischiefMaker37) It wasn't your last.
i hope you spent the time to do this just for the money because this was weak shit that only convinces all the internet dwellers that already hate Amy Schumer.
half the video is her show which was written by writers and the stand-up bits were not similar enough
justfetus she is still not funny and they had really similar premises
It’s not even like she’s making them better, she’s copying them, and her delivery is soooooo bad.
bro she legit only changed 1 word😂🤷🏽♂️
MessyKelpfish 1000th like
Hey you can copy off my homework but change a few things so it doesnt seem sus:
O.J Simpson’s Partner in crime We won though, didn’t we? 🤔
O.J Simpson’s Partner in crime Superbowl 50 lmao
It's convenient that she "loves" every comedian she's accused of stealing from, but she's also literally never once seen any of their bits. 🤔
Ah shit son
Yeah that's uh...
I n t e r e s t i n g
I like how Amy defends herself by saying she couldn't have stolen Wendy's bit because she couldn't have watched it in the 90's. Apparently Amy couldn't have seen the bit at any point during the two decades that have followed. There's no access to anything taped back during the 90's apparently.
@@slayermill8621 I know right?! I didn't even see the bit just now in this video. I swear I didn't see it.
She has seen their bits. That's how she found a good joke to steal.
At least no one will ever be accused of trying to steal her jokes.
Avaline Riley fr tho 😂
Her what
The kinky skink her vagina references
@@andrewjones6342 RIGHT?!?!?! Just not funny...at all.
shes gotta have her own right? like one gotta be funny because being a stand up is notoriously hard to do . i dont see how you get in without talent
I'm really just impressed with Amy's ability to not only steal jokes, but absolutely butcher them in the process
She is completely unfunny
Yeah, she's pretty butch.
You stole this joke from a guy who made the same one two years ago
@@kay-collins My joke is my own. Women like Amy Schumer steal jokes, not me. I also refrain from constant complaining about the opposite sex treating me badly.
@@devildoll9929 who are you?
Not only does she steal jokes, she manages to ruin the delivery and make them totally unfunny. It’s like an evil superpower.
Yeha I was just thinking that. She is ruining the jokes . She just says it straight up.with no anything and that's supposed to be funny.. she sucks. Jesus
Ahahahahahahahhaah
@@eggmanslimz it's because amy Schumer is not a comedian. Shes a figurehead. She has groups of writers to write her jokes for her. And the very little original jokes she does have are not funny at all.
I think she improved the first one. But for the others you're right
Basically
People quote John Mulaney like it is a religion. She really thought she could get away with that?
Ikr!!
Unus annus, comrade
Not funny!!
it's me... i'm people
@@JonathanSH NOT FUNNAY
-John Mulaney 😔✊
You are cultured
Sometimes comedians steal jokes on accident, I get that. At this point there's no way this was what happened.
Taber McFarlin dude that Patrice joke is from urban dictionary & how can she defend herself, when her order of saying the words & their meaning & the words she picked from UB all matched exactly with Patrice’s jokes
“Steals on accident”
HODB it’s a weird way to phrase it, but they’re not wrong. Artists accidentally “steal” things a lot, especially musicians. There’s that one clip of dead mau5 accidentally recreating darude sandstorm
Cameron Domes yeah. Their is a difference between sampling, being inspired and blatantly copying one another. And to be fair electronic or edm music have more cases of “accidental copying” than instrumental music.
And this is only part 1
Has she convinced anyone with her parallel thinking argument?
Short answer: she hasn't
Long answer: she has not
This comment is way funnier than Amy.
@@RetroTaylor94 Not a hard feat, tbh.
I love this, so much
Some of them I think are probably coincidences but your joke was funnier than anything she said.
LMAO!
It just sounds like Amy Schumer is that one friend that heard a funny joke, forgot how to say it, and then said what they remembered.
Lmao that's me xD its always super embarrassing
James Swift “i wanna get high-on-potenuse”
R6S_God haha anyone who doesn’t get this reference is uncultured
Im that guy usually but at least I don't call my self comedian because of it nor do I claim the jokes as my own
I'm ashamed cause I'm that friend, but at least I'll admit the joke isn't mine.
Steals other people’s jokes, changes the wording and timings and makes them 100 times less funny
Stan Harding-Hill exactly.
The wording isn’t even different in some hahaha
@@user-yr7sy6ev9v hahahahehehohohohahehohahahe
Maybe her writers stole it?
“I have to come up with so much material “ like every other comedian doesn’t?
she REALLY just stole from john mulaney, one of the most followed comics ever (one of), where all of his fanbase memorized his jokes and content. she really tried that
@Oh, that guy. tall, asian, proud woman.
@@closedupshop4172 Tall, proud asian american that is no better than a Nazi
Amber Gui with the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair
Amber Gui not to mention a ghost
@@hermitcluck wearing an xxl night shirt
She doesn't just steal jokes, like one liners or common set ups... She steals entire premises! She steals full SETS.
Well, not full "sets." A set is the entire act as performed on stage. Not every joke they have, but every joke they told in a given performance. So, if a comic is on stage for an hour, that whole hour is a set.
She either has to admit she stole jokes, or she admits she has other people who write her jokes and they steal the jokes.
a guy from nz I think she even said that she came up with an idea and someone else wrote the script on it. I think it was for slap chef or something
Listen at 4:13 she cuts herself off right before she reveals too much
@@antagonist8629 yes, thats what i think 2, i think writers for her steal the jokes or smb. in partical on her closest "team" and she probably has not stolen the jokes but someone from her team did maybe, just all speculations
I remember Jeselnik saying he wrote for her and was thoroughly confused. Because he's...like...a good comedian.
Tbh most comedians have ghost writers that write a large portion of their jokes. The difference between most ghost writers and amy shumers ghost writers is that hers steal from others
How dare she steal jokes from John mulaney? HE IS A PROUD ASIAN- AMERICAN WOMAN GODAMMIT
Niiice reference
He is a Tiger Mom!
WITH FEMININE HIPS
And he has street smarts
@@larachocolat2182 Lmao
I hate how she talks.
“I’m...? Being? Accused? Of stealing? JoKeS?????”
That's the voice of someone who doesn't have a good arguement.
"uH- well- you see- uh-"
She talks like how I do when I get overwhelmed and have anxiety (I have ADD) which is strange because she makes it so forced and I can tell it’s fake. Yknow if this was twitter, I could probably get away with calling her ableist for that
I'm sO rElaTabLE
Usually people who are lying, talk in questions.
I love that Kathleen Maddigan went for a drink of water mid-bit and realized she was about to mess up her timing so she just delivered the line with water still in her mouth lol. A true professional.
She does that intentionally and has throughout her career. It's odd but it's her.
@@uns33n -- Yup, you nailed it. It's her schtick.
Too bad you can't steal timing or good delivery
Alex Crowe amen
SOMEONE GET THIS MAN A SPECIAL ON NETFLIX
OHHHHHH!
They are just giving out netflix specials to anyone nowadays so go ahead and knock yourself out lmao
Exactly
The whole time Amy is just like “I’ve never heard of this comedian in my life, but I LOVE them”
Right? She must be the only comedian who doesn't watch other comedians.
Boy it really is the same thing every time. "omg, I've never heard x do y bit before!!!!"
It still blows my mind she denies stealing jokes when she told a joke to Ellen Degeneres that she stole from her.
Nosferatu Zodd no way. Link?
th-cam.com/video/WKBuHM93Ozc/w-d-xo.html
That was car crash TV.
simple. she doesn't know it. someone write jokes for her
@@IantoddusSardus then shes lying about writing her jokes
What's truly impressive about this is she manages to deliver every single joke worse than the original comedians did.
Worse? The originals were fine. She just made them bad, not _worse._
how do you not understand what "worse" means
If the jokes were similar, I’d give her a careful pass. But some of the scenes are literally just shot by shot remakes yet somehow less funny
And the huge number. Like one or two is a coincidence but this many??? Hell no
Morgan Woolford word it’s one thing where like even if you change it a little bit where only the comedians notice but she dong ish where everybody notice
You think she writes that though?
Oh, she ruined the delivery absolutely. It's so fucking traaaaash.
MadTV bit and her show. The way MadTV paused to not say black, vs the way Amy glossed over it
its because she has to go through the effort of changing the joke to avoid saying its stolen and it always becomes wordy and worn out. It's literally pathetic to watch. You'd have a much easier time just writing jokes that aren't stolen and even if they're half as funny it'd still be better than all the garbage she puts out straight fucking up
She's that one person who hears a joke, tells it to all her friends, then accidentally tells it to the friend she heard it from.
Me accidentally posting memes to the same Discord servers I stole them from
She literally did this on the Ellen Show. She told an old Ellen popcorn bit and used the same hand to mouth movement as Ellen. She asked ellen if she eats popcorn like that and Ellen said "I do it exactly like that" Ellen uploaded a video of it on youtube, titled "The unbelievably funny Amy Schumer"
Like you?
Pretty spot on.
Yep I have a friends like that lol
Amy Schumer might be the first “comedian” to be familiar with no other comedian’s work.
Lol exactly
that’s what i was gonna say. you don’t get into an industry without having extensive knowledge about the Greats of that industry
Mocityspirit Right? All of her excuses are like “oh yeah I ADORE her, super super talented, actually a personal best friend of mine...never watched any of her stand up and have never heard the joke in question til I wrote it” ok if you’re gonna lie maybe you need to steal a more convincing story from someone who lies better than you.
Did she invent Fishsticks joke?
Carlos mencia
Amy’s humour is as existent as the polygraph she said she would take
LMAOOOOOOO
The fact that she still has a career is a criminal offence.
Does she?
Political connections.
As the niece of Chuck Schumer, she's untouchable
@@savioblanc -- Yes, and the usual Hollywood nepotism got her to where she is, along with her total obedience to every SJW/leftist/feminist agenda.
The fact that you can't even spell offense correctly or that your android phone didn't autocorrect you is CRIMINAL😂
@@brandongipson6710 -- The fact that you have no idea that offence is the preferred spelling in British, Canadian and Australian English is absolutely hilarious. :-)
The Patrice bit it’s two jokes in one. So she just happens to tell the same two jokes in the same order. That’s powerball number odds
Michael Byers it’s the frequency that she tells extremely similar jokes that is far outside of any odds.
To be fair I heard Patrice’s second joke when I was a kid. Don’t know where it actually originated.
Yeah all sex jokes aren't really original.
Those are the jokes that I say she can't lie her way out of. I'll give her a pass on the John Mulaney blacking out while drunk one because that wasn't super original. I've had similar conversations with friends and I've only seen one John Mulaney stand up routine and that joke wasn't told. But the rest of the "coincidences" here are just like you wrote. Powerball number odds.
But she "never 'seen'' Patrice do that bit" goddamn if she wasn't so dumb she would just admit that someone stole it for her, it's so fucking obvious and it's Patrice basically speaking his mind and being hilarious and this dumb bitch can't even tell it right. Was trying to channel Patrice there RIP the 🐐
She loves every comedian and know them personaly but never seen their work hmmmmm
lmao genius
I mean that’s possible, many comedians don’t watch other comedians work. And I am not saying that she definitely didn’t but this is just not a good argument.
@@MCShvabo i actually think a lot of comedians do. You always hear about how they admire others work and they probably like a good comedy show as anybody else, especially when they know the comedian.
David Nielsen I know that a lot of comedians do, but a lot of don’t as well from what they say. I listen to Joe Rohan’s podcast, and quite a few comics said they don’t watch other comics.
MCShvabo How does she know that they’re good comedians and love their work without ever having seen them?
Her denials are actually funnier than any of her sketches. 🤡
She's like a little kid who repeats a joke they heard without understanding what made the joke funny.
Yes! I hate her more for ruining every one of those jokes than for stealing them.
The poltergeist one was funny because the way the guy said it like he was one of the boys talking about what he did last, she said jt like it was a thesis statement or something
I have the same problem except only with explaining things that happened to me sometimes. I butcher the hell out of it. I don't know how the hell someone like that became a comedian.
I mean I can still be funny it's just not when relating experiences.
This is like the perfect analogy
Alot of the times she steals from smaller comics. It's like when the popular kid steals a joke from the quiet kid that nobody heard
There is two possibilities. One: Amy Schumer stole these jokes. Two: Amy Schumer's ghost writers stole these jokes.
She admits to the 2nd one in the "Slap Chef" interview. She says something along the lines as "I didn't even write..." but she stops herself.
Or hear me out, they all are in on it cause any definitely isn't innocent in this.
So she's basically Ricegum
Adding on to two - her ghost writers stole it and she was either to stupid or ignorant to know these jokes were already done . Either way she sucks lol
Snow Bunny Prince wow she totally does that. She’s a joke
Stealing from John Mulaney is a capital offense....
Nu
It's a hate crime
@@seanisgone5413 no sean
@@joem13yearsago73 why.
You shall never still from john
@@seanisgone5413 ok sean smith
And that’s the longest I’ve ever listened or plan to listen to Amy Schumer.
She basically plagiarizes jokes like a high schooler plagiarizes a book report. Finds what she wants to steal and changes a couple things slightly to make it seem original.
@@jif4639 facts. If her career was a high school essay it would have triggered anti-plagiarism software and she'd have instantly failed. Yet somehow she gets plausible deniability on this? Sure, maybe on 1 or 2 jokes, but like 50?
That’s called a Carlos Mencia lol
Pat Stallsmith it’s definitely not what was just described
amy Schumer: and all these people asked me if I stole these jokes,
*and I said 'no' you know, like a liar.*
Shøna Callanan you know like a lie...
*F O R D R U G S*
Lmfao I read that in his voice
Underrated comment right here!
Shøna Callanan You know, like a C R I M E
YES
For a “comedian” she hasn’t really watched a whole lot of comedians has she. Every person “I’ve never seen them before”
Wait a minute. Maybe she doesn’t steal jokes, and she’s never seen comedy before, and that’s why she’s so f*cking god awful at it
"I've never seen them before, but I love them
They are all great comics...look up Patrice o'neal and john mulaney
knockout comment.
While they’re a “good comedian” at the same time
Amy is a well-connected “comedian” for whatever reason, and it just appears she has writers who like to find jokes that have worked in the underground scenes so they can replicate them with a twist for guaranteed laughs. They hope no one sees, and for the most part they might be right. Her audience probably doesn’t watch good stand up from back in the day. It’s fucked up, and I don’t know why the industry is behind her. They treat her like some superstar comic who they really want to succeed. It’s so weird. She’s not funny.
Money money money, must be funny
Cause her uncle chuck shumer is a senator
I agree with this. I think she genuinely doesn’t know much about comedy. Most comedians watch other comedians. If tried to get bill burr to do a stolen joke he’d probably know because he’s followed the scene for decades.
It doesn't matter if she's funny. It matters if she sells. It doesn't matter how bad a film maker Zack Snyder is. It matters that they make money.
I always felt the same about Jimmy Fallon, Phoebe Waller Bridge, James Cordon, and Lena Dunham. Hollywood keeps insisting that we like these people.
Amy Schumer : I've never heard of comedians infact I invented comedy
Socxpop u mean invented?
@@shartercam thanks for letting me know
@@shartercam she said invented.. ..
Fiona Rae it was edited
@@shartercam oh
If it's just parallel thinking, why is she always the second to do it, and not the first?
She’s younger? Maybe? I still hate her
Because nobody wants to steal jokes from someone who's not funny
IceyGuy oop there it is
@@we1417 but they wouldn't be "stealing" jokes from her, if it's parallel thinking...
Go deeper, why is nobody the first?
Many of the jokes shown here are extremely common. Most of them I heard in high school from other high schoolers before all these specials came out.
As an example, the Patrice skit about different 'sex pranks' takes content that's been on urban dictionary for more than 20 years. The bug difference between Patrice and Amy there being that she just used the same names you'd find on UD, while Patrice tried to rename them.
Except for some very specific stories that actually came from a person's life, you can look at a joke from anyone and if you go back far enough you realize it's nothing new.
When people say comedians are stealing jokes, to me it sounds the same as saying magicians steal tricks. Like, duh, we've been doing the same shit for hundreds of years.
It’s a shame she built this reputation for female comedians being bad while also stealing jokes from good female comedians like Kathleen
Right? That was really scummy. Kathleen is an awesome comedian.
Holy shit never thought I'd see you here
@@casper_the_nerd8203 Dumb thing to say.
@@falconater68 why?
This isn't For Honor
Conan’s joke about the American dream was just an offhand improvisation and it was still funnier then anything this woman has ever said
Amy: "And I said 'I didn't steal any of my jokes.' You know, like a liar."
Amy: *getting nervous because people are figuring out she's not funny so in an attempt to flee she throws a coffee mug on the ground, it shatters* "SCATTER!!"
Is this a John Mulaney reference?
@@julioso011 yes
@@willbrust9725 You got it wrong! We changed a few words so that makes it original content. Look at Amy! She made a career from it! 😂😂
@@willbrust9725 I know you were making a joke but clearly mine went over your head and you choose to attack me for something you misinterpreted. I'm not going to punch down and stoop to childish name-calling instead I'm going to explain in case anyone else didn't understand. My joke was that just because you change a few words does not make the joke original and it still counts as plagiarism. The comment, tho it was not a play on Mulaneys brilliant style of comedy, was written with a sarcastic tone and was ment to be a joke. Another note is that I didn't copy and paste my reply either, unlike Amy's content, mine was original. I used "we changed a few words so it's not plagiarism" as a set up for my joke to take the shot at Amy for her blunt plagiarism, maybe I didn't make it clear enough and that fault lies with me but my comment was clearly not meant to be taken seriously. I had thought that the Emojis would help get that point across but obviously it did not.
I hope all stay safe and healthy during these trying times and if anyone has read this far, thank you for reading!
The edit was typo errors that were corrected.
Comedians accidentally tell jokes that are similar to someone else's every once in a while; it happens. But when it's the same comedian who's done it more than twice, you start asking questions.
And when you do it this many times, that’s no coincidence.
There you go
@Tyler that Patrice comedian...
@Tyler that patrice comedian might be one of the greatest comedians if all times
I think comedians hear jokes and then a few months later they say the joke thinking that they thought of the joke. It happens a lot. But when it happens as much as it happens with amy schumer she needs to realize that’s what is happening. And if she’s profiting off that material that she subconsciously stole basically that is copyright infringement.
Amy Schumer is the only person in the world who could copy the honor student’s homework, word for word, and still flunk the assignment.
Yes because that's plagiarism
@J. Professional *She is shit. FTFY
@J. Professional she's awful. She steals jokes that are already crap, and her original material makes me want to carve my ear drums out with a butter knife.
@J. Professional the best joke of hers is her career. She flat out steals jokes
What do you mean? It is not hate is a statement that is backed up with videos up there, to give her the benefit of the doubt maybe she just came with the same idea, people do that all the time, but if you really think you are right just prove it with facts and if you are not then just accept it.
Personally I dont really care if she "plagiarized" the material, I just want to give people out there a method for a good debate and not to take statements to heart because when people just use feeling to hold their ground or just feel ofended by others opinion and dont want to talk thing through nothing can be done
Everyone takes inspiration from another thing at some point in their life, but the fact she even said she doesn’t even take any inspiration is crazy.
The “F” in Amy Schumer means funny
ItzYaBoy LC you subscribe to shit channels
Edit: that wasn’t cool for me to say
@@terrible6348 stop liking your own comment
Whitesiberianhusky .d your very self conscious arent you?
@@terrible6348 you're*
Whitesiberianhusky .d it took me the whole day to wonder what to reply to such a burn. Oh my I don’t think I could ever come back from that again
The evidence is incontrovertible.
Amy Schumer is a time traveler who keeps having her material stolen before she can travel back to the future to present it... Poorly.
Miguel del Mazo funnier than amy Schumer’s whole career
Good one mate.
She is telling the truth. She didn't "see" them perform the jokes. Her eyes were too busy watching the note pad she used to copy them.
Heath Kitchen 😂😂😂
Funnier than anything Schumer ever said
lol
Ha!
For a second, u had me lol
Her saying she never seen any of those jokes is her admitting she has writers
Sorry but John Mulaney is the only one awkward enough and naturally funny enough to pull off his own jokes. He has mastered the art of randomness and delivery. Anyone else tries to do them and they sound half assed.
James Acaster is pretty good at that, its mainly his deadpan delivery gets him his laughs, but hes pretty good at randomness as well
John mulaneys delivery and attitude is what makes the jokes funny it’s not just the jokes themselves
Nathan Hayes I said his delivery was a big part in my comment....
He's pretty good but you people overrate him somewhat. He's not _that_ unique. He's heavily influenced by older comics like Gene Wilder.
Queen Of Thine Bitchery facts
HOW CAN YOU COPY A JOKE AND STILL MAKE IT WORSE
It takes a high level of being an untalented hack to make that happen.
@@leanhoven I mean, not all of them. Just a select few, including Amy Schumer.
@@kayleyisdisturbing8990 was that racist of me lol
My fave one is when she recites an Ellen joke to Ellen
She wants to get caught.
I think that was more like a Hommage to ellen. Not to defend her joke stealing but I think that particular situation was on purpose.
Link pls?
@@TheMystique29 So where do you draw the line? Are all the joke she says she never heard an Hommage? come on guy. The amount of times in this video alone on how much she loves other female comedians who paved the way for her.... Oh right but she never saw any of their act.... Get real.
LOL OMG i need to find that clip
No one who is accused of taking something they actually didn’t steal says in a calm smug voice “ I could never do such a thing.” The mere accusation would send a normal person, honest person into a rage.
She stole a joke from John Mulaney? That is a crime
It’s punishable by death
You mean new low
@@Chugargonfan Why not both?
Yeah, she doesn't have the ápice that john has and that is what makes john even funier
@@b00g3rs21 In his 2009 album John Mulaney is heard saying that your body goes “all Eye of the Tiger”
In her 2011 comedy album, Schumer describes blacking out and then starts humming “The Final Countdown”, a song very similar in spirit and perception as Eye of the Tiger
I know this because I listen to this huge standup playlist on Spotify all day at work and heard both jokes in one day
I can understand when two people come up with the same joke. But when there's literally >20 minutes of it?
Word for word is kinda hard to do but i can tooootally see comedians having the same subject or idead but word for word...
You should have seen the people trying to defend her... it was unbearable to watch
Yeah no kidding. There’s always gonna be comedians who have the same general idea, and I’ve heard bits that reminded me of other comedians, but god damn, this shits almost word for word. Fuck Amy Schumer
And incredibly, it always takes her a little longer to think the same thing.
Even more so, that it seems to be just long enough that people may have forgotten about it and the shows are no longer re-ran/bought so much anymore.
nijohn12 right like I could maybe believe the underwear thing was a coincidence (if it were an isolated incident) but the Maury povitch thing and the mad tv sketch even if they aren’t word for word the premise is way too specific
"Kathleens a great comedian, I've never seen any of her shows."
Run that by me again?
Maybe what she meant was "Kathleen is a great comedian, which is why I took her jokes"
“i’ve never seen any of her *specials* “ *
“Same punchline as mine” when speaking of somebody doing it years and years before her lol
Huh. Funny how many “coincidences” she’s had.
Yeah, 3 or 4 times is excusable but this many is ridiculous
But don’t you know she’s just sooo careful, the information just doesn’t reach her 🤷🏻♀️
Apophenia lol
That’s the only FUNNY thing about her
@@vibraniumghost7822 and yet, she passed a polygraph. Good propagandists make TH-cam videos, eh? Go figure.
"i never saw Tammy Pescatelli in her 2006 comedy special with brown, long hair and the long purple dress in Michigan, in the Waterfall theatre on 146 St. James Ave. on September 19th at 6 pm..."
Yeah I know! I love how she also uses the excuse of like "I only got into her later work, and I was like 8 when that special came out, so there's no way of me having even seen that special" and it's like literally on the internet just available to view at any time
@@HyenaFox yeah, there isn't an an expiration date on these where you just... can't watch them.
I was about to comment on that, but I see you put it so perfectly!
Yep, she never saw Tammy Pescatelli or Kathleen Madigan's acts. Amy only opened for them during a tour, but she never saw their acts.
I don't like Amy Schumer, but I'm sure all the sexist assholes missed the fact that most of the jokes she stole were from other women.
There are so many stupid guys on here blabbering off about how "women aren't funny", yada fuckin' yada. Fuck 'em.
Me before: Why does everyone hate this Amy woman? She can't be that bad.
Me now: Oh my god.
That was exactly what I was thinking
Same. I mean, some people are going to a bit to crazy but god she is sooooo God damn awful. And some of the jokes she stole were great told from the original comedian and she completely destroys the joke
Me too. I was thinking, "ok it's fine if someone isn't funny and many of those stolen jokes are actually 'parallel thinking'" and then I saw the first video and then it was just incredibly the same. There is no defending her. It's almost the same. The order of events in sketches or jokes aren't even changed.
Mood
my thoughts exactly 😂😂😂
I love how she uses the word "accused" when she means "discovered", "revealed" or maybe "proven".
Evidence?
Ok but seriously even if Amy didn't steal the "pay for sex" joke, she just didn't deliver it right. Wendy's version is waaay funnier and more natural.
its like the joke question, whats the most important part of comedy Timing
Because Amy's is not natural, it's stolen
Yup, totally. Just like Carlos Mencina stealing from Bill Cosby, the copycat doesn't know the back story to the joke, doesn't know the incarnations of it that happened before the special was filmed. As such they can't get into the right place to make it sound natural. The timing is off, the reaction is off, the tone is off. It's always shocking that they think they'll get away with it.
@@LizRealGirlBeauty Don't say "copycat". It's speciesist. It comes from "cat" being used to insult women, which is insulting to cats as they're used as an insult.
Only animals of human-level intelligence are capable of evil. Evil requires the full knowledge and understanding of what you're doing, and the choice made with full free will to do so. Not meeting any of those requirements means you can't be evil. You wouldn't put the same level of responsibility on human children and mentally disabled people, and you obviously shouldn't put it on animals of an entirely different species without human-level intelligence.
Level of intelligence doesn't make one animal more special than another. It's a trait you have, no different to running fast or jumping high. Evolution has no will. It's not trying to make other animals more human-like. Humans aren't some end-goal of evolution. Snakes aren't less evolved than humans because they have no limbs. It's not a disadvantage for snakes to have no limbs, it's an advantage for them, that's why they specifically evolved to be like that. Evolution isn't like climbing the rungs of a ladder, going from one species and class to the next in a set pattern. You evolve relative to your needs in order to reproduce. All life is equally evolved.
"A slug is as evolved as us. A slug got it right." - Ricky Gervais
Higher intelligence doesn't make you inherently better at all, and saying that totally disregards how stupid and evil humans are. It's nonsensical. That's anthropocentrism. You're projecting human traits and desires onto other life. You can't do that. They're not human, they're not supposed to have human-level intelligence. That's not something they desire or are working on. Humans aren't some standard-bearer for life, against which all other living things are compared. The second an alien race arrives that's more intelligent than we are, you will move the goalposts for what it means to be more special. You say it not because it's true, but because it currently benefits you.
Other animals aren't toys, or tools, or ornaments, or accessories. Leave other animals alone. They shouldn't be dressed up and posed for your amusement, or used however else you please. Having things put on them is uncomfortable, annoying, and they get in their way. They should only wear clothes if it's for their benefit, such as to keep them warm or dry.
Good doesn't excuse evil. Humans have a serious lack of empathy when it comes to other animals. They're not mindless machines. Their emotions aren't muted. Human ego is disgusting.
Humans always act like humans are right by definition. They're not. Humans' desire for food and pleasure isn't justification of evil. Don't kidnap, enslave, exploit, rape, torture, and murder other animals. Non-human animals' torture and murder isn't less important than your pleasure and health. Other animals aren't wrong for trying to escape enslavement or defend themselves.
It's not a case of "humans and animals". There's no distinction. Humans are animals. Humans are nature. Having human-level intelligence doesn't somehow stop you being an animal. That makes no sense whatsoever. It's specifically because you're an animal that you can have human-level intelligence. It is a trait of animals because an animal has it: humans.
Everything humans do is by definition animalistic, because humans are animals. And being an animal isn't an insult. It's awesome, and it's what lets you be you.
"Animal abuse" and "animal rights" include humans. Humans aren’t oh so special that they get their own distinction, whilst every other animal gets lumped in together. Humans are animals, and other animals should be treated with the same kindness, respect, and love that humans should be.
Don't generalise birds as "bird". You wouldn't generalise mammals as "mammal", and shouldn't generalise birds. It's a symptom of humans always viewing humans as individuals, but other animals as a collective, as their species, or class, or kingdom. Other animals are as much individuals as humans are. Human ego is disgusting.
Gellert Grindelwald said a lot of evil things, but he said at least one thing that was right: "The disapproval of cowards is praise to the brave."
I don't say that to brag, but to show the fact that you will be unpopular when you oppose an accepted evil, and that's a good thing.
The same logic used hundreds of years ago to justify the enslavement of black people and subjugation of women is used to justify speciesism: "It's the natural order of things", "it's just the way it is", "it works fine, stop causing problems." Speciesists support the status quo because it benefits them, it makes their life easy. They're repulsive. The staunch opposition of speciesism is only seen as extreme because of how deep most people are in their prejudice. But it isn't. It's no more extreme than saying black people should be equal to white people when in the 1700s; that is to say, society thinks it is, but they're wrong.
A few animals, like cats, dogs, rabbits, and rats, were specifically bred over hundreds, even thousands of years to live with humans. Other animals weren't. What they are is kidnapped, and locked in tiny cages and tanks for human amusement. They're not pet animals, they're slaves.
Breeding is evil. Animals are forced to have sex, which is rape. Females are treated like conveyor belts, pumping out child after child, all of whom are kept from their fathers and kidnapped from their parents, causing massive distress, fear, panic, and confusion. When no longer profitable, they're murdered or abandoned like a broken tool no longer of any use. And because of that, animals in shelters are left to squander, living out the rest of their lives in a tiny cage and devoid of freedom and the love of a family; that is, if they're not murdered. And it is murder, not euthanasia. Euthanasia is done for your benefit, but their lives are taken because looking after them is seen as a burden. Imagine the outrage if humans who weren't being adopted were killed. It's no different for other animals.
You're not feeding or walking someone unless you put the food straight into their mouth, or move their legs. When a waiter's brought you your food, you don't say they fed you. They brought you your food, they served you, you fed yourself. When you've been for a walk with a human, you don't say they walked you. You went for a walk together, you walked yourself. It's the same for other animals. Humans always try to make it seem as if other animals are absolutely incapable of doing even the most basic actions on their own, and humans are oh so kind and merciful for helping them.
Humans should always accompany cats outside, just as they do with dogs. Cats deserve to be able to go outside, same as anyone, they're not objects to leave locked up indoors for their entire lives, but it's incredibly dangerous for them, and they shouldn't be allowed to ravage ecosystems. Put a harness and lead on them and go with them.
Cats and dogs should have harnesses, not leads. Unless they don't like harnesses and are accustomed to collars, harnesses are better as they aren't around their neck and spread the applied force over a larger, stronger area.
Don't say "in the doghouse" like it's some bad place to be, that's ok for dogs, but not humans. That's disgusting. Doghouses shouldn't even exist. Other animals aren't toys that you put away when you're done with them. Dogs belong in a normal house, with their families. Species is irrelevant to family.
You can't own a living thing. They're not consumer goods to be bought and sold. They're not property. They're above monetary value. They're not toys for your amusement, or tools for you to use as you please. There'd be outrage if humans were treated like property. It's no different for other animals. That's speciesism. Humans are desperate to not call other animals their friends and family. We're not their owners, we're family.
Pet isn't an insult. That's horrible. A pet is an animal of another species, in your family, that you care for. They're your children, siblings, nieces, nephews, and cousins, not some ornament to have around for novelty, to only pay attention to when you're bored. Species is irrelevant to family.
Other animals don't have "vets". They have doctors and health and medical care, just like humans. There'd be outrage if humans had different doctors and terms depending on their race. It's no different for species. Humans aren't oh so special and unique that they have doctors, whilst every other animal gets lumped in together as having "vets", no matter how similar to humans or dissimilar from each other they are. Humans aren't some absolutely unique species that can't possibly be compared with other animals, whilst all other animals, from 10cm-long frogs, which are amphibians, to chimpanzees that are 98.6% genetically identical to humans can be. That's incredibly speciesist.
Animals killed in shelters that are "euthanised" for not being adopted aren't actually euthanised, they're murdered. Euthanasia is done for your benefit. But it's not done for their benefit. It's done because they're viewed as a toy not one wants, so they're disposed of. They're already suffering by not having a loving home and family, and they're victimised for suffering that by being killed. Imagine the outrage if humans who weren't being adopted were killed. It's no different for other animals.
People spend money on war rather than conservation and care. Non-human animals' healthcare should be socialised, like it is for humans. Caring for other animals isn't a chore, it's a duty and privilege.
@@LizRealGirlBeauty
Littering's disgusting. Other animals have to walk on that floor, and right next to your rubbish. They don't want to and shouldn't have to do that. That's selfish. And things like balloons, Chinese lanterns, glitter, sequins, and microbeads don't decompose. They stay in the environment, and end up being swallowed by animals.
Joe Rogan, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Jake Roberts, The Undertaker, Braun Strowman, Shawn Michaels, Brock Lesnar, Goldust, Ted DiBiase Jr., Lacey Evans, and Kayla Braxton are murderers. Fishing and other hunting is murder. Other animals' lives aren't your playthings. Help animals, don't murder them.
Other animals don't belong in the entertainment industry. They're not props to use on a set. Not only is it extremely stressful for them and wild animals are abused until they submit to human will, but how dare you deprive them of their life. Elephants that do tricks and give rides aren't happy. They do it out of fear of what happens if they refuse. Swimming with dolphins isn't fun. It's extremely stressful for them, and leads to them catching diseases. Beasts (animals that can't understand, create, and follow laws in human society) are slaves and viewed as tools for profit, nothing else.
Non-human animals being scared isn't funny or cute, it's horrible. Humans can understand it afterwards, that's why it's funny. Other animals can't. They're only scared, and upset, and confused. That's exploiting your power over them. How could you ever want to actively cause them fear? That's evil.
Anthropomorphising other animals is evil. It's saying other animals aren't good enough as they are so need to be more human-like, and ignoring how other animals actually feel, potentially leaving them to suffer whilst you revel in their stress, and fear, and confusion.
Hagrid didn't support using dragons in the Triwizard Tournament. That's horrific abuse. They were kidnapped, sent across the world, trapped in tiny cages they could barely move in, stabbed and hit with spells, and made to feel threatened and attacked whilst chained up in an arena surrounded by screaming humans. They were kidnapped, enslaved, exploited, and tortured, and yet humans vilify them and act like they're the victims because the dragons were angry, threatened, distressed, confused, and defending themselves. Humans act like they're always right by definition, and all other animals should know that and submit to them. Humans weren't the victims, the dragons were the victims.
Non-human apes, monkeys, and horses used on cards aren't smiling because they're happy. They do a "fear grimace", smiling in submission. They're not happy, they're abused.
Wild animals should only live in captivity if they can't survive in the wild or are in hospital, and their enclosures shouldn't be limited by space for humans to look at them. Humans have the entire planet but won't even give other animals a few extra feet.
Experimenting on non-human animals is evil. How dare you cause such immense suffering and murder. You're birthing them to torture them. They shouldn't be thankful to be alive at all, their life is torturous. What a miserable existence. That constant, unending torture is unimaginable for most people. The only experiments that should happen are on consenting humans. If you can't find a consenting human, the experiment doesn't happen. Knowledge doesn't take priority over life. That's why humans aren't experimented on without their consent, and the same should be true for other animals.
Freedom is what matters in life. You wouldn't trade freedom for comfort and safety, and have no right to force that on other animals.
All animals have the right to not be kidnapped, enslaved, exploited, raped, tortured, and murdered. Other animals' torture and murder isn't less important than your sensory pleasure. Go vegan. Veganism isn't just a diet, it's a lifestyle. This is farming:
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quillette.com/2018/10/20/why-its-time-to-end-factory-farming/
mercyforanimals.org/7-factory-farming-practices-straight-out
lithub.com/inside-the-daily-horrors-of-a-factory-farm/
www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/jan/30/free-range-eggs-con-ethical
theminimalistvegan.com/is-honey-vegan/
thevegancalculator.com/animal-slaughter/
Earthling Ed offers a free ebook which answers 30 excuses non-vegans make in opposition of veganism.
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www.reddit.com/vegan and www.reddit.com/vegancirclejerk also have a lot of information on veganism.
Mountain Dew and other Pepsi products, Oreos, Bournville, and Doritos use unsustainable palm oil causing the extinction of countless species, such as orangutans. 25 orangutans are murdered every day from unsustainable palm oil production.
www.ran.org/issue/palm_oil/
KFC uses cardboard made from trees cut down in the forests of endangered species, such as Indonesian tigers and orangutans.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2150692/KFC-buckets-destroying-Indonesian-rainforest-claims-Greenpeace.html
Leather's evil. Many animals, such as cows, suffer tremendously for leather production. It's not just a by-product of the meat industry.
www.onegreenplanet.org/animalsandnature/leather-is-more-than-a-by-product-of-the-meat-industry/
www.care2.com/causes/the-shocking-truth-about-leather-no-its-not-a-meat-byproduct.html
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2008/aug/27/ethicalfashion.leather
Fur and down are the result of brutal torture and horrific murder.
www.nationalgeographic.com/news/2016/08/wildlife-china-fur-farming-welfare/
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/fur-farms-animal-welfare-cruelty-cannibalism-mink-foxes-coat-jacket-a8647616.html
www.furfreealliance.com/severe-animal-cruelty-polish-fur-farms-revealed/
www.thedodo.com/fur-farms-stop-the-cruelty-1527692086.html
www.onegreenplanet.org/animalsandnature/here-are-the-innocent-faces-of-the-cruel-fur-industry/
www.onegreenplanet.org/news/top-brands-using-fur-from-monster-foxes/
Wool is a product of abuse, just like fur, mohair, and angora wool, not just in the East, but Western nations like America, the UK, and Australia.
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www.bustle.com/articles/148252-7-reasons-wool-is-cruel-unnecessary-just-plain-baaaa-d
www.onegreenplanet.org/animalsandnature/5-alarming-facts-about-the-wool-industry/
vegancuts.com/why-wool-is-not-vegan/
theminimalistvegan.com/is-wool-vegan/
Silk, and so satin, is the product of enslaved, tortured, and murdered silkworms, other insects, and spiders. It's evil.
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Pearls are the product of enslaved, abused oysters, who are murdered when they're no longer profitable.
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Fireworks and other explosions are evil. Many animals, like cats, dogs, and birds, get absolutely terrified by fireworks. Causing such intense, unending fear is unjustifiable.
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Laser pointers aren't good toys on their own for cats and dogs. Cats and dogs have a psychological need to feel their prey under their paws and on their whiskers. Not doing so becomes extremely frustrating and stressful for them. Cats should have treats and toys that the laser is pointed on every so often, but dogs should never play with them. They easily develop a neurosis where they become obsessed with lights and shadows.
dogpsychology101.com/laser-pointer-syndrome-dogs/
Horse riding and racing is evil. Horses aren't machines to be ridden and controlled for your entertainment.
www.bitesizevegan.org/bite-size-vegan-nuggets/is-horse-riding-cruel-is-it-vegan/
www.animalaid.org.uk/the-issues/our-campaigns/horse-racing/
Dogs and wolves don't have a strict hierarchy with an alpha. Treating them like they do is cruel and confusing.
davemech.org/wolf-news-and-information/
io9.gizmodo.com/why-everything-you-know-about-wolf-packs-is-wrong-502754629
Canada and Trudeau let seals have their skulls smashed to bits with clubs.
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www.hsi.org/assets/pdfs/myths_and_facts_seal_hunt.pdf
www.thedodo.com/canada-seal-hunt-2333758471.html
Cats shouldn't have dry food. They have a high chance of developing kidney issues as they age, and increasing the strain on their kidneys throughout their lives by giving them dry food exacerbates the issue.
www.thedodo.com/dodowell/wet-vs-dry-cat-food
www.noahsarkvet.com/is-dry-food-bad-for-cats
I’m laughing at the originals and then cringing at Amy’s version
Same bro, I feel your pain.
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@@camthedestroyer1490 it's like how do you fuck so many really funny lines, maybe that's the comedy in this.
Guys stop writing comments that say she steals jokes. I can’t like them all
Thomas Goodman this comment is extra funny considering u stole this joke
aesteroids thank you I know
@@vyou1 the irony lol
Normie
Cyberslated Stormi
Its totally possible for two people to come up with the same joke, but to have it happen dozens of times is more than just a coincidence.
As a comic herself, she hasn’t watched a lot of comedy specials apparently. Intetesting
James Sappington it’s so funny you think a professional would know even a little bit about the other, funnier, more successful people in the same business
maybe that's why she's such a bad comic
“I’m just so busy with me tv show and movies and Netflix specials and stand up ugh it just sucks how great I am
There is literally no way she doesn’t steal jokes like maybe one or two could be coincidences but in this one video there are over ten examples.
Exactly
Exactly, some jokes in here are a little generic so I could believe a couple were coincidences. When you have all this evidence of her taking really specific jokes though, it’s quite obvious lol.
Not only that but they’re so specific that there’s no way it was coincidence. I could absolutely see the clerk asking who helped you joke being coincidental, having thought about that scenario myself without seeing either of the skits shown, but the magician in bed and the everyone’s had cum on them joke and the different ways to mess with a woman while fucking her etc were too on the mark not to have been stolen.
And this is just one video
And she does it worse
Reminds me of that episode in The Office when Michael hears the updog joke from Jim, and then butchers it completely while trying to repeat it.
Except that was funny because it was on character, Amy just thinks she’s being clever when she deflects the claims.
oh god i just watched that episode
@Brazilian Goddess So by that logic i can't criticize any movie because i haven't made one yet.
I'm learning so much.
@Brazilian Goddess so by that logic I need to know how to make good food to be able to think something doesn’t taste good
What's updog?
Amy Schumer is parallel thinking with about half the comedy industry rn
Amy: “I’ve never seen their special. The one that was filmed on July 17, 1992, in Brooklyn, NY, at the IHOP Theater on 6th St.”
Sure.
Theres a fuckin I H O P T H E A T E R and no one told me about it?
Or is this sarcasm
@@a.nonnymouse7655 I'm pretty sure he means IMAX but I'm not sure
Even if she didn't steal the jokes, everyone else's delivery is sooooo much better
Tim Gehrsitz You can easily see she did. You blind?
@@helpmeget10subsribers35 He's saying even if she didn't steal the jokes, meaning he can see she stole them
@@helpmeget10subsribers35 "even if" bud. first words. that's why you don't think too fast and make assumptions
Sooooooooooo*
Amy Schumer: I love that comedian. I've never seen them before though.
I loved that one show they did that I of course never watched!
Lol
I left the same comment. But i swear it was before i saw yours, i did NOT pull an Amy on you.
I laughed so hard I blew coke out of my nose lol
@@Steveruth1441 we needed to know that.
She truly is amazing by stealing a funny jokes and making them insufferable.
I've heard she steals jokes, but I didn't know to what extent she had stolen them. This is insane.
If you haven't watched part 2, I highly suggest that you do.
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Curtis Lofgren Yeah she literally pulled directly and intently from other places
xodis911 actually mencia still apparently does shows but fuck that fake mexican hack
I think its because Amy atleast seems like a decent person, where as Mencia was a literal piece of shit as a person
She's a complete cunt who publicly shames her own fans if they say or do something she doesn't agree with.
Stealing from John Mulaney should be a crime
Eric LeBow Just a question but why?
Because it’s like stealing candy from a baby! Stealing jokes from a tall child
Emberisk Wilson Ok thnx
Emberisk Wilson hahahahaahha
That’s the one thing he’s sensitive about! That and his feminine hips.
Amy steals jokes:
Her delivery: *I'm bout to end this girls whole career*
How can it end it when she never had one to begin with?
TopHatBottomBoots This. This comment is it.
I wish it had.
I might need to parallel think your comment. Do you mind?
Worst delivery. It’s really obvious how bad it is when compared to the comedians she stole from.
you would think that after watching so many comedians she would know how to deliver a joke
They laughed at her for wanting to be a comedian.
Look who's laughing now.
no one
BTW I didn't steal this joke; it's just parallel thinking.
Stealing this
Im totally parallel thinking this shit
Jesus, the fact that you butchered the joke is a great reference, I love it
fionnbharr harkin is
Well played
She doesn’t just steal jokes, but she rewrites and tells them in the least funny ways.
It’s like when you try to paraphrase but it just makes it worse
Because she doesn't understand the jokes or what makes them work. She thinks if the concept is the same, then so is the humour, but that's simply not the case. Some jokes are worded specific ways because that's what makes it funny. Changing the wording destroys the joke.
I feel bad for the person who had to go through all the Amy Schumer specials to find these clips.
Probably needed some therapy afterwards
like a hero we deserve but certainly didn't needed
Yep, they are the most unspecial specials ever.
Watching the Oscars this year, and holy crap she did not disappoint
that right there was funnier than anything Amy has ever said
The Audacity Of Her To Think Someone Would Find Even Half This Much To Be Coincidence
"Kathleen is a great comedian. I've never seen any of her specials."
I mean, it's still possible to see someone perform at a club. That isn't a special.
I saw Amy Schumer in nyc in the comedy cellar before she "blew up" more like "industry plant"...her jokes were as stale then as they are now...she was flung into stardom by media before they listened to her work...they herd a woman's name then started to say she was the best(aka buzzfeed bullshit)...so when you blow soo much smoke into a comedians ass they don't develop...that was pre ten years as a "comedian like person"...she was pushed into stardom before she could actually figure out a voice so her jokes will never surpass an open mic performance
her performances are not worth a penny in my eyes and if she stopped doing comedy I wouldn't care....if you ever meet her ask her if after she became famous if she ever helped bert? bc they would trust her to look after the home when they were out touring...has she helped any other comedian?....she is as shallow as water on flat glass...no depth or soul...just money and privilege....you also made a beer commercial filled with lies
I believe they were on Last Comic Standing together.
Shes the reason the 'Rating' system on Netflix was deleted. Literally. Netfkix was so butthurt they paid this fraud all that money and a heaping load of 1 and 2 star trashed reviews were all they got for their $$ 😂😂 hahahaha. She should make comedy for children like literally her (fake) style and corny ass jokes everytime i see this garbage i say 'Kids would love this'
Adults.. not so much
She couldn't even make it as funny as the original
Literally NONE OF THEM WERE.
James Corley very true... there is a whole team that goes into making her show.
It's all about the delivery
Yeah, it's just watered down.
Yeah, that's what's amazing, is that the HARD part is coming up with the ideas. If you have the idea handed to you or you pluck it away from someone unfairly, you have the advantage of honing it and shaping it and making it work for you. Carlos Mencia is an example. He is a joke-stealing piece of shit for sure, but his delivery is great and he often improves on the old joke. The fact that Amy Schumer stole these jokes and somehow made them ALL WORSE is astonishing.
She always says “oh I LOVE them, but I’ve never seen their comedy” lmao so which is it
She's a compulsive liar. It's obvious. I've known people like her.
Schumer, along with the rest of Hollywood, are EXACTLY like their corrupt anti-American political terrorizing epitome of EVIL DemonRat party! They all live by their disgusting policies of Projection, Deflection, Hypocrisy, Double Standards & Blatant Lies!!!
@@12bravo57 taking it to a whole other level. This is about a comedian stealing jokes bruh. Not politics. Take that stuff to a Biden video.
@@12bravo57
But aren't the people she's stealing from also Democrats?
@@paulanthonymorrisjr she’s related to chuck schumer
I find it hard to believe she didn't at least subconsciously steal these jokes.
The fact that this is 11 minutes long
I know. Only 11 minutes?
@@rambofan334 there's a part 2 as well lmaooooo
There are 4 parts
After the first 2 minutes, I seen enough. But I was curious on what else she stole.
And from four years ago. I bet it’s be an hr or longer by now
Is she aware that polygraphs are absolutely worthless, or is she banking on other people not being aware that they are?
Dr. Z except they absolutely aren’t worthless if they are done correctly lol they still use them today I’m serious ways.
@@Anna92781 Lie detector tests are deemed unreliable by law.
B Wheeler No they aren’t lol
@The Fourth Horde While there may be niche uses for polygraphs, they lack credibility in general- hence why they are inadmissible in court proceedings. For all intents & purposes, they’re worthless.
@@TheFourthHorde yes they are lol
The worst one has definitely got to be when she stole Ellen’s joke and used it during an interview with her
Hey It's Lily Where’s the video? I can’t find it on TH-cam. Do you mind helping me please :)
@@estevang.4693 th-cam.com/video/WKBuHM93Ozc/w-d-xo.html. It's not that great of an example tbh. Both jokes were bad, and if it wasn't Infamous Copycat Amy Schumer, it would probably pass as coincidence. The whole interview is cringy as fuck, watch at your own risk.
I don’t think she actually steals jokes. I think she doesn’t write any jokes and the people who do steal jokes. A cluster fuck of lazy untalented brats.
That happens when you are gifted ignorance but you are also increadibly stupid.
Yeah, the popcorn joke did not seem like plagiarism. The Tammy Pascatelli joke seemed coincidental too. It was petty and desperate of Tammy to bring it up. But the writers for Inside Amy Shumer were shameless. And a lot of Schumer's standup material seemed much more identical to other comics.
“I didn’t know ____ made that joke already” is the most toddler-esque excuse I’ve ever heard
Her defending herself is the funniest she's ever been
She was actually kind of okay in those roasts she did before she was famous. Her standup material and movies she did are complete garbage of course.
Lmao
its funnier than her entire carrer
i mean i could understand if it’s like “oh it’s similar haha” once or twice. but the fact this is 11 minutes
And there's three other complaitions
@@joshuakempe3016 dayum lol. I never really watched her stuff anyway so I thought it was mostly much ado about nothing, but I was wrong...I was so wrong lol 😄 she's a straight stealer this one
Like I said before it's extremely common with creative people. We do this by accident and think we created it ourselves. Nobody wants to actually do this. It's terrifying and we always ask others if the joke we made or whatever we wrote has been done before. Nobody does this on purpose. Btw if the shaming creep who makes these videos did this to every other comedian they would find the same thing. It's extremely common.
@@ellie-tk4jy i understand, and honestly, i doubt she is being intentionally malicious, but some of them are almost verbatim. The only real possibility i see for her not having intentionally plagiarizing at least one of the jokes is if it was subconscious reuse of a joke she'd forgotten she'd seen. We all forget about something we heard and reremember it as what we think is an idea, so maybe it's that. But there is just so many that it's a little strange. It would be one thing if it were subject matters or nonspecific structures, but some are ridiculously similar.
I understand sometimes people accidentally rethink of ideas they may have seen and forgotten or they may just come up with something similar, but to have delivery that similar, exact same jokes, that many times, yeah she is stealing them jokes. (Ps I am agreeing eith you)
She ruined the first one immediately by having the salesperson say his name.
true. and plus he had glasses and really super short buzzed off hair... like the lady was made to have less distinguishing features..
@@meeknuggets4860 Just an overall disgrace.
And she said Obama instead of Lincoln which was a lot less funny
@@turtlewarcry6321 it is.. but im not sure if Obama was in office when the first skit came out. either way it aged well!
I actually think it strengthened the premise by making the fact that the customer couldn't come up with the name even more "her fault."
Stealing the bit straight down to even including the president joke is just plain lazy though. There are a million other classically established comedic examples of "what a black person would say or do" than favorite president.
It's crazy how in every project she's done there's a stolen bit in it. And yet it's parallel thinking 🤣😂🤣
I just wanna say the joke about Lincoln being the guy's favorite president was SO much better than the Obama one.
Made more sense too
Agreed
No shit, Sherlock
and also the joke works better because when the woman looks around all the other workers are white, so it all makes sense
The Amy Schumer bit doesn't even work because 2 out of the 3 workers shown were black?? Like?? did she not understand the joke when she was stealing it?
@@Orilexify thought the same
There is no one that can convince me that this is all just 'coincidence'.
Rekken and Yu, I agree. It’s just too much “coincidences”
I believe its all just a stunt from the ghekko
IKR
Yup. You couldn't pay me to watch her shit videos. When will the world realise she isnt funny in the slightest.
Our subconscious mind is mysterious..
she steals hilarious jokes and they're still somehow unfunny
Alexis Joyce Her delivery/timing is terrible
Addie Joyce bingo lol
Nah they are terrible Jokes
So true
it's because her delivery sounds like someone explaining a joke they heard to a bunch of strangers... because her delivery essentially is her explaining a joke she heard to a bunch of strangers.
I worked for Comedy Central Presents in 2009 as a PA before anyone really knew who she was. It was her TV debut. I was assigned to her one night as assistant and one of her first requests to me was to see if they could turn down the hall / dressing room monitors ( speakers in the ceiling like school announcement that pipe in whats going on stage ) .. she wanted it turned down because she's like... " if I just start to hear other comedians, my delivery will sound like them"... something like that but that was her reasoning was that she will automatically or through osmosis start to deliver differently... True story... Should have told the evidence earlier.
way too many examples to be coincidence or a mistake.
mrkyle316 uh.. Ya think?
mrkyle316 but wait, there's more
ProtoManiac lolol
Its not just the number of examples, its the fact that the jokes are all identical. Many of these jokes have multiple premises. If she just took one premise and left the other by the wayside then you could almost argue parallel thinking, but c'mon nobody thinks of a bit with the exact same premises that many times.
I like Jim Norton, but shame on him for letting her use his platform as a place to justify herself to the comedy world. That makes him an enabler of a talentless hack. I hate to play the sexism card, but if she were a man, then she would've been written off by her peers at the 1st signs of controversy.
Slim Marcus I saw a podcast? with Joe Rogan and Hannibal Burress where they didn't hold her accountable. They all went so hard against Carlos Mencia and Dane Cook but this fugly fuck boy Becky gets a pass 😡
the F in Amy Schumer stands for funny
yes. I stole this joke, since that’s what we’re doing here
This is way funnier than
You turned an unoriginal comment original lol. Already one upped the schumer
If only i could double thumbs up this
@@BazelFlock I got you bro 👍
she steals jokes while simultaneously killing them!
Wow she actually had the nerve to steal from John Mulaney?
David Zinter who gives a fuck about John Mulaney the real tradegy here is her stealing from the great Patrice smh
No kidding dude. John Mulaney is such a creative writer. I hate it so much. At least try to have good delivery of the joke
@@Menibor1 Me. I give a fuck.
Stealing from Spider-ham was really stupid and desperate. That's her thinking that nobody's going to know who this comedian is in the future, LOL 🕸🐷
Literally! I was wondering like why do people hate her but know I get it.
John mulaney is such a talented comedian. Like seriously woman