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Amy Schumer's "Parallel Thinking" Compilation (John Mulaney, Patrice O'Neal, Jenny Slate and more)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 27 ก.ค. 2024
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Compilation of the jokes Amy Schumer has been accused of stealing.
Featuring material from John Mulaney, Patrice O'Neal, Jenny Slate, and more.
It is also worth noting that Amy opened for Tammy and the others. i.imgur.com/eRRbGx9.png
This is what will probably be my last Amy Schumer joke stealing video.
Here are all of the examples together in 1 video (4 videos worth).
th-cam.com/video/4eDxjxVl8S0/w-d-xo.html
I'm glad somebody did this.
Brandon Farley (MischiefMaker37) It wasn't your last.
i hope you spent the time to do this just for the money because this was weak shit that only convinces all the internet dwellers that already hate Amy Schumer.
half the video is her show which was written by writers and the stand-up bits were not similar enough
justfetus she is still not funny and they had really similar premises
It’s not even like she’s making them better, she’s copying them, and her delivery is soooooo bad.
bro she legit only changed 1 word😂🤷🏽♂️
MessyKelpfish 1000th like
Hey you can copy off my homework but change a few things so it doesnt seem sus:
O.J Simpson’s Partner in crime We won though, didn’t we? 🤔
O.J Simpson’s Partner in crime Superbowl 50 lmao
Not only does she steal jokes, she manages to ruin the delivery and make them totally unfunny. It’s like an evil superpower.
Yeha I was just thinking that. She is ruining the jokes . She just says it straight up.with no anything and that's supposed to be funny.. she sucks. Jesus
Ahahahahahahahhaah
@@eggmanslimz it's because amy Schumer is not a comedian. Shes a figurehead. She has groups of writers to write her jokes for her. And the very little original jokes she does have are not funny at all.
I think she improved the first one. But for the others you're right
Basically
I'm really just impressed with Amy's ability to not only steal jokes, but absolutely butcher them in the process
She is completely unfunny
Yeah, she's pretty butch.
You stole this joke from a guy who made the same one two years ago
@@kay-collins My joke is my own. Women like Amy Schumer steal jokes, not me. I also refrain from constant complaining about the opposite sex treating me badly.
@@devildoll9929 who are you?
She doesn't just steal jokes, like one liners or common set ups... She steals entire premises! She steals full SETS.
Well, not full "sets." A set is the entire act as performed on stage. Not every joke they have, but every joke they told in a given performance. So, if a comic is on stage for an hour, that whole hour is a set.
It just sounds like Amy Schumer is that one friend that heard a funny joke, forgot how to say it, and then said what they remembered.
Lmao that's me xD its always super embarrassing
James Swift “i wanna get high-on-potenuse”
R6S_God haha anyone who doesn’t get this reference is uncultured
Im that guy usually but at least I don't call my self comedian because of it nor do I claim the jokes as my own
I'm ashamed cause I'm that friend, but at least I'll admit the joke isn't mine.
It's convenient that she "loves" every comedian she's accused of stealing from, but she's also literally never once seen any of their bits. 🤔
Ah shit son
Yeah that's uh...
I n t e r e s t i n g
I like how Amy defends herself by saying she couldn't have stolen Wendy's bit because she couldn't have watched it in the 90's. Apparently Amy couldn't have seen the bit at any point during the two decades that have followed. There's no access to anything taped back during the 90's apparently.
@@slayermill8621 I know right?! I didn't even see the bit just now in this video. I swear I didn't see it.
She has seen their bits. That's how she found a good joke to steal.
Has she convinced anyone with her parallel thinking argument?
Short answer: she hasn't
Long answer: she has not
This comment is way funnier than Amy.
@@NidotheKing Not a hard feat, tbh.
I love this, so much
Some of them I think are probably coincidences but your joke was funnier than anything she said.
LMAO!
I love that Kathleen Maddigan went for a drink of water mid-bit and realized she was about to mess up her timing so she just delivered the line with water still in her mouth lol. A true professional.
She does that intentionally and has throughout her career. It's odd but it's her.
@@uns33n -- Yup, you nailed it. It's her schtick.
Steals other people’s jokes, changes the wording and timings and makes them 100 times less funny
Stan Harding-Hill exactly.
The wording isn’t even different in some hahaha
@@user-yr7sy6ev9v hahahahehehohohohahehohahahe
Maybe her writers stole it?
“I have to come up with so much material “ like every other comedian doesn’t?
She's that one person who hears a joke, tells it to all her friends, then accidentally tells it to the friend she heard it from.
Me accidentally posting memes to the same Discord servers I stole them from
She literally did this on the Ellen Show. She told an old Ellen popcorn bit and used the same hand to mouth movement as Ellen. She asked ellen if she eats popcorn like that and Ellen said "I do it exactly like that" Ellen uploaded a video of it on youtube, titled "The unbelievably funny Amy Schumer"
Like you?
Pretty spot on.
Yep I have a friends like that lol
Amy’s humour is as existent as the polygraph she said she would take
LMAOOOOOOO
What's truly impressive about this is she manages to deliver every single joke worse than the original comedians did.
Worse? The originals were fine. She just made them bad, not _worse._
how do you not understand what "worse" means
There is two possibilities. One: Amy Schumer stole these jokes. Two: Amy Schumer's ghost writers stole these jokes.
She admits to the 2nd one in the "Slap Chef" interview. She says something along the lines as "I didn't even write..." but she stops herself.
Or hear me out, they all are in on it cause any definitely isn't innocent in this.
So she's basically Ricegum
Adding on to two - her ghost writers stole it and she was either to stupid or ignorant to know these jokes were already done . Either way she sucks lol
Snow Bunny Prince wow she totally does that. She’s a joke
People quote John Mulaney like it is a religion. She really thought she could get away with that?
Ikr!!
Unus annus, comrade
Not funny!!
it's me... i'm people
@@JonathanSH NOT FUNNAY
-John Mulaney 😔✊
You are cultured
And that’s the longest I’ve ever listened or plan to listen to Amy Schumer.
Her denials are actually funnier than any of her sketches. 🤡
Sometimes comedians steal jokes on accident, I get that. At this point there's no way this was what happened.
Taber McFarlin dude that Patrice joke is from urban dictionary & how can she defend herself, when her order of saying the words & their meaning & the words she picked from UB all matched exactly with Patrice’s jokes
“Steals on accident”
HODB it’s a weird way to phrase it, but they’re not wrong. Artists accidentally “steal” things a lot, especially musicians. There’s that one clip of dead mau5 accidentally recreating darude sandstorm
Cameron Domes yeah. Their is a difference between sampling, being inspired and blatantly copying one another. And to be fair electronic or edm music have more cases of “accidental copying” than instrumental music.
And this is only part 1
Too bad you can't steal timing or good delivery
Alex Crowe amen
SOMEONE GET THIS MAN A SPECIAL ON NETFLIX
OHHHHHH!
They are just giving out netflix specials to anyone nowadays so go ahead and knock yourself out lmao
Exactly
Conan’s joke about the American dream was just an offhand improvisation and it was still funnier then anything this woman has ever said
“Same punchline as mine” when speaking of somebody doing it years and years before her lol
At least no one will ever be accused of trying to steal her jokes.
Avaline Riley fr tho 😂
Her what
The kinky skink her vagina references
@@andrewjones6342 RIGHT?!?!?! Just not funny...at all.
shes gotta have her own right? like one gotta be funny because being a stand up is notoriously hard to do . i dont see how you get in without talent
If the jokes were similar, I’d give her a careful pass. But some of the scenes are literally just shot by shot remakes yet somehow less funny
And the huge number. Like one or two is a coincidence but this many??? Hell no
Morgan Woolford word it’s one thing where like even if you change it a little bit where only the comedians notice but she dong ish where everybody notice
You think she writes that though?
Oh, she ruined the delivery absolutely. It's so fucking traaaaash.
MadTV bit and her show. The way MadTV paused to not say black, vs the way Amy glossed over it
its because she has to go through the effort of changing the joke to avoid saying its stolen and it always becomes wordy and worn out. It's literally pathetic to watch. You'd have a much easier time just writing jokes that aren't stolen and even if they're half as funny it'd still be better than all the garbage she puts out straight fucking up
No one who is accused of taking something they actually didn’t steal says in a calm smug voice “ I could never do such a thing.” The mere accusation would send a normal person, honest person into a rage.
Everyone takes inspiration from another thing at some point in their life, but the fact she even said she doesn’t even take any inspiration is crazy.
She's like a little kid who repeats a joke they heard without understanding what made the joke funny.
Yes! I hate her more for ruining every one of those jokes than for stealing them.
The poltergeist one was funny because the way the guy said it like he was one of the boys talking about what he did last, she said jt like it was a thesis statement or something
I have the same problem except only with explaining things that happened to me sometimes. I butcher the hell out of it. I don't know how the hell someone like that became a comedian.
I mean I can still be funny it's just not when relating experiences.
This is like the perfect analogy
Alot of the times she steals from smaller comics. It's like when the popular kid steals a joke from the quiet kid that nobody heard
It’s a shame she built this reputation for female comedians being bad while also stealing jokes from good female comedians like Kathleen
Right? That was really scummy. Kathleen is an awesome comedian.
Holy shit never thought I'd see you here
@@casper_the_nerd8203 Dumb thing to say.
@@falconater68 why?
This isn't For Honor
Her saying she never seen any of those jokes is her admitting she has writers
Amy is a well-connected “comedian” for whatever reason, and it just appears she has writers who like to find jokes that have worked in the underground scenes so they can replicate them with a twist for guaranteed laughs. They hope no one sees, and for the most part they might be right. Her audience probably doesn’t watch good stand up from back in the day. It’s fucked up, and I don’t know why the industry is behind her. They treat her like some superstar comic who they really want to succeed. It’s so weird. She’s not funny.
Money money money, must be funny
Cause her uncle chuck shumer is a senator
I agree with this. I think she genuinely doesn’t know much about comedy. Most comedians watch other comedians. If tried to get bill burr to do a stolen joke he’d probably know because he’s followed the scene for decades.
It doesn't matter if she's funny. It matters if she sells. It doesn't matter how bad a film maker Zack Snyder is. It matters that they make money.
I always felt the same about Jimmy Fallon, Phoebe Waller Bridge, James Cordon, and Lena Dunham. Hollywood keeps insisting that we like these people.
I hate how she talks.
“I’m...? Being? Accused? Of stealing? JoKeS?????”
That's the voice of someone who doesn't have a good arguement.
"uH- well- you see- uh-"
She talks like how I do when I get overwhelmed and have anxiety (I have ADD) which is strange because she makes it so forced and I can tell it’s fake. Yknow if this was twitter, I could probably get away with calling her ableist for that
I'm sO rElaTabLE
Usually people who are lying, talk in questions.
The whole time Amy is just like “I’ve never heard of this comedian in my life, but I LOVE them”
Right? She must be the only comedian who doesn't watch other comedians.
Boy it really is the same thing every time. "omg, I've never heard x do y bit before!!!!"
“I didn’t know ____ made that joke already” is the most toddler-esque excuse I’ve ever heard
I love how she uses the word "accused" when she means "discovered", "revealed" or maybe "proven".
Evidence?
Amy Schumer is the only person in the world who could copy the honor student’s homework, word for word, and still flunk the assignment.
Yes because that's plagiarism
@J. Professional *She is shit. FTFY
@J. Professional she's awful. She steals jokes that are already crap, and her original material makes me want to carve my ear drums out with a butter knife.
@J. Professional the best joke of hers is her career. She flat out steals jokes
What do you mean? It is not hate is a statement that is backed up with videos up there, to give her the benefit of the doubt maybe she just came with the same idea, people do that all the time, but if you really think you are right just prove it with facts and if you are not then just accept it.
Personally I dont really care if she "plagiarized" the material, I just want to give people out there a method for a good debate and not to take statements to heart because when people just use feeling to hold their ground or just feel ofended by others opinion and dont want to talk thing through nothing can be done
It still blows my mind she denies stealing jokes when she told a joke to Ellen Degeneres that she stole from her.
Nosferatu Zodd no way. Link?
th-cam.com/video/WKBuHM93Ozc/w-d-xo.html
That was car crash TV.
simple. she doesn't know it. someone write jokes for her
@@IantoddusSardus then shes lying about writing her jokes
Its totally possible for two people to come up with the same joke, but to have it happen dozens of times is more than just a coincidence.
Amy Schumer is parallel thinking with about half the comedy industry rn
she REALLY just stole from john mulaney, one of the most followed comics ever (one of), where all of his fanbase memorized his jokes and content. she really tried that
@Oh, that guy. tall, asian, proud woman.
@@closedupshop4172 Tall, proud asian american that is no better than a Nazi
Amber Gui with the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair
Amber Gui not to mention a ghost
@@hermitcluck wearing an xxl night shirt
Amy Schumer : I've never heard of comedians infact I invented comedy
Socxpop u mean invented?
@@shartercam thanks for letting me know
@@shartercam she said invented.. ..
Fiona Rae it was edited
@@shartercam oh
The Audacity Of Her To Think Someone Would Find Even Half This Much To Be Coincidence
It's crazy how in every project she's done there's a stolen bit in it. And yet it's parallel thinking 🤣😂🤣
amy Schumer: and all these people asked me if I stole these jokes,
*and I said 'no' you know, like a liar.*
Shøna Callanan you know like a lie...
*F O R D R U G S*
Lmfao I read that in his voice
Underrated comment right here!
Shøna Callanan You know, like a C R I M E
YES
She either has to admit she stole jokes, or she admits she has other people who write her jokes and they steal the jokes.
a guy from nz I think she even said that she came up with an idea and someone else wrote the script on it. I think it was for slap chef or something
Listen at 4:13 she cuts herself off right before she reveals too much
@@antagonist8629 yes, thats what i think 2, i think writers for her steal the jokes or smb. in partical on her closest "team" and she probably has not stolen the jokes but someone from her team did maybe, just all speculations
I remember Jeselnik saying he wrote for her and was thoroughly confused. Because he's...like...a good comedian.
Tbh most comedians have ghost writers that write a large portion of their jokes. The difference between most ghost writers and amy shumers ghost writers is that hers steal from others
Her: it’s the same punchline
Everyone: No, it’s the entire joke and then the punchline too
"I did not steal a joke, it's not true, it's bullshit, I did not steal a joke, I did not...oh hi Mark"-Amy Schumer.
Someone should go like " I heard this one before " while she's on stage
Lol start roasting her until she challenges you to do better. Then go tell her "own set" better than her since her deliver is ass
Like back to the future "hey ive seen this before"
Who cares every one knows this her career has been dead ever since they canceled her show
if her comedy shows had this in it then it would be funny.
She'll just kick you out and play rich white victim because "Muh VAG1NA"
Amy Schumer might be the first “comedian” to be familiar with no other comedian’s work.
Lol exactly
that’s what i was gonna say. you don’t get into an industry without having extensive knowledge about the Greats of that industry
Mocityspirit Right? All of her excuses are like “oh yeah I ADORE her, super super talented, actually a personal best friend of mine...never watched any of her stand up and have never heard the joke in question til I wrote it” ok if you’re gonna lie maybe you need to steal a more convincing story from someone who lies better than you.
Did she invent Fishsticks joke?
Carlos mencia
you would think that after watching so many comedians she would know how to deliver a joke
She truly is amazing by stealing a funny jokes and making them insufferable.
It's like I'm hearing the same joke twice but the Shumer ones are always delivered in a dull and unconvincing manner
It's like hearing the same joke but without the punch line
@J. Professional tf
Because there is no passion in the joke
@J. Professional the best at stealing jokes
Bro I’ve seen this kid J. Professional on so many comments defending amy schumer like wtf
The Patrice bit it’s two jokes in one. So she just happens to tell the same two jokes in the same order. That’s powerball number odds
Michael Byers it’s the frequency that she tells extremely similar jokes that is far outside of any odds.
To be fair I heard Patrice’s second joke when I was a kid. Don’t know where it actually originated.
Yeah all sex jokes aren't really original.
Those are the jokes that I say she can't lie her way out of. I'll give her a pass on the John Mulaney blacking out while drunk one because that wasn't super original. I've had similar conversations with friends and I've only seen one John Mulaney stand up routine and that joke wasn't told. But the rest of the "coincidences" here are just like you wrote. Powerball number odds.
But she "never 'seen'' Patrice do that bit" goddamn if she wasn't so dumb she would just admit that someone stole it for her, it's so fucking obvious and it's Patrice basically speaking his mind and being hilarious and this dumb bitch can't even tell it right. Was trying to channel Patrice there RIP the 🐐
it's hilarious that she went on a podcast to defend like 5 separate instances lol
I swear, it seems like any time I’ve found one of Amy’s jokes actually funny is when they weren’t written by her💀
Amy: "And I said 'I didn't steal any of my jokes.' You know, like a liar."
Amy: *getting nervous because people are figuring out she's not funny so in an attempt to flee she throws a coffee mug on the ground, it shatters* "SCATTER!!"
Is this a John Mulaney reference?
@@julioso011 yes
@@willbrust9725 You got it wrong! We changed a few words so that makes it original content. Look at Amy! She made a career from it! 😂😂
@@willbrust9725 I know you were making a joke but clearly mine went over your head and you choose to attack me for something you misinterpreted. I'm not going to punch down and stoop to childish name-calling instead I'm going to explain in case anyone else didn't understand. My joke was that just because you change a few words does not make the joke original and it still counts as plagiarism. The comment, tho it was not a play on Mulaneys brilliant style of comedy, was written with a sarcastic tone and was ment to be a joke. Another note is that I didn't copy and paste my reply either, unlike Amy's content, mine was original. I used "we changed a few words so it's not plagiarism" as a set up for my joke to take the shot at Amy for her blunt plagiarism, maybe I didn't make it clear enough and that fault lies with me but my comment was clearly not meant to be taken seriously. I had thought that the Emojis would help get that point across but obviously it did not.
I hope all stay safe and healthy during these trying times and if anyone has read this far, thank you for reading!
The edit was typo errors that were corrected.
She basically plagiarizes jokes like a high schooler plagiarizes a book report. Finds what she wants to steal and changes a couple things slightly to make it seem original.
@@jif4639 facts. If her career was a high school essay it would have triggered anti-plagiarism software and she'd have instantly failed. Yet somehow she gets plausible deniability on this? Sure, maybe on 1 or 2 jokes, but like 50?
That’s called a Carlos Mencia lol
Pat Stallsmith it’s definitely not what was just described
"I never saw Patrice do that bit"...proceeds to do the same jokes, in the same order, and not even an extra one to seem like she just ripped off a website
Der defense usually boils down to. "I definitely never saw her 2004 special on the 19th of June at 4:32 am because the ozempic commercial lasted too long where she said [insert joke with one synonym changed] on my red couch which had been torn up from being 10 years old alone in my apartment with my one cat"
If she took a polygraph and failed, would that convince you that she had stolen people’s jokes?
@@obediahpolkinghorniii564 no, its impossible to convince people of things that they already believe
@@hioman She passed. She didn’t steal jokes.
@@obediahpolkinghorniii564 psychopaths are usually immune to polygraph due to not thinking of lies as lying
@@obediahpolkinghorniii564 she thinks she's funny
How dare she steal jokes from John mulaney? HE IS A PROUD ASIAN- AMERICAN WOMAN GODAMMIT
Niiice reference
He is a Tiger Mom!
WITH FEMININE HIPS
And he has street smarts
@@larachocolat2182 Lmao
She loves every comedian and know them personaly but never seen their work hmmmmm
lmao genius
I mean that’s possible, many comedians don’t watch other comedians work. And I am not saying that she definitely didn’t but this is just not a good argument.
@@MCShvabo i actually think a lot of comedians do. You always hear about how they admire others work and they probably like a good comedy show as anybody else, especially when they know the comedian.
David Nielsen I know that a lot of comedians do, but a lot of don’t as well from what they say. I listen to Joe Rohan’s podcast, and quite a few comics said they don’t watch other comics.
MCShvabo How does she know that they’re good comedians and love their work without ever having seen them?
As many have said, you can steal the words but you can't steal the timing, charasma and improvisational skills. She's a hack who only made it through a privileged upbringing
She's definitely watching patrice O'Neil and portrayed it as stuff she just learned over life lol
The “F” in Amy Schumer means funny
ItzYaBoy LC you subscribe to shit channels
Edit: that wasn’t cool for me to say
@@terrible6348 stop liking your own comment
Whitesiberianhusky .d your very self conscious arent you?
@@terrible6348 you're*
Whitesiberianhusky .d it took me the whole day to wonder what to reply to such a burn. Oh my I don’t think I could ever come back from that again
Stealing from John Mulaney is a capital offense....
Nu
It's a hate crime
@@seanisgone5413 no sean
@@joem13yearsago73 why.
You shall never still from john
@@seanisgone5413 ok sean smith
We need a holiday to celebrate this amazing comedian. One who managed to break through the glass ceiling and excel at her job while respecting other professionals work. So everyone join me on Amy Schumer's birthday, where you can walk into any store, gas station, etc. And take whatever you want without asking. If anyone tries to stop you just tell them you're parallel thinking. Good luck everybody.
Love it. You are funny
I find it hard to believe she didn't at least subconsciously steal these jokes.
The fact that she still has a career is a criminal offence.
Does she?
Political connections.
As the niece of Chuck Schumer, she's untouchable
@@savioblanc -- Yes, and the usual Hollywood nepotism got her to where she is, along with her total obedience to every SJW/leftist/feminist agenda.
The fact that you can't even spell offense correctly or that your android phone didn't autocorrect you is CRIMINAL😂
@@brandongipson6710 -- The fact that you have no idea that offence is the preferred spelling in British, Canadian and Australian English is absolutely hilarious. :-)
They laughed at her for wanting to be a comedian.
Look who's laughing now.
no one
BTW I didn't steal this joke; it's just parallel thinking.
Stealing this
Im totally parallel thinking this shit
Jesus, the fact that you butchered the joke is a great reference, I love it
fionnbharr harkin is
Well played
Variations of the “sleep gym” were also gags seen on Betty Boop. Having a device to workout your body as you “do nothing” has been a popular concept since the introduction of television. Such equipment has existed, but since it provided zero resistance, the devices were ineffective when it came to building muscles or burning calories.
I think there are a lot of clear examples where she did steal jokes. But we could probably find these gags from earlier comedians if we go back even farther.
Now that the Internet makes it a lot easier to compile all these examples, all those comedians should get a class action together against that cow.
Comedians accidentally tell jokes that are similar to someone else's every once in a while; it happens. But when it's the same comedian who's done it more than twice, you start asking questions.
And when you do it this many times, that’s no coincidence.
There you go
@Tyler that Patrice comedian...
@Tyler that patrice comedian might be one of the greatest comedians if all times
I think comedians hear jokes and then a few months later they say the joke thinking that they thought of the joke. It happens a lot. But when it happens as much as it happens with amy schumer she needs to realize that’s what is happening. And if she’s profiting off that material that she subconsciously stole basically that is copyright infringement.
Sorry but John Mulaney is the only one awkward enough and naturally funny enough to pull off his own jokes. He has mastered the art of randomness and delivery. Anyone else tries to do them and they sound half assed.
James Acaster is pretty good at that, its mainly his deadpan delivery gets him his laughs, but hes pretty good at randomness as well
John mulaneys delivery and attitude is what makes the jokes funny it’s not just the jokes themselves
Nathan Hayes I said his delivery was a big part in my comment....
He's pretty good but you people overrate him somewhat. He's not _that_ unique. He's heavily influenced by older comics like Gene Wilder.
Queen Of Thine Bitchery facts
The slap chef one is like taking a nice good ol hotdog and pouring a gallon of Walmart brand nacho cheese on it
There are two possible scenarios here. 1. Amy Schumer stole all those jokes
2. All those comics have time machines, saw Amy’s act, then went back in time and did them first.
My fave one is when she recites an Ellen joke to Ellen
She wants to get caught.
I think that was more like a Hommage to ellen. Not to defend her joke stealing but I think that particular situation was on purpose.
Link pls?
@@TheMystique29 So where do you draw the line? Are all the joke she says she never heard an Hommage? come on guy. The amount of times in this video alone on how much she loves other female comedians who paved the way for her.... Oh right but she never saw any of their act.... Get real.
LOL OMG i need to find that clip
"I have no idea this exact comedian told this EXACT joke on this EXACT special on this EXACT date and time because I don't ever watch them but I LOVE them"
The most annoying part of her stealing jokes is that she does it so poorly, the awkward pauses, the bad delivery, down to the over expressiveness. I swear that it feels like stealing jokes is still too much work for her. I feel sorry for her tbh
Me before: Why does everyone hate this Amy woman? She can't be that bad.
Me now: Oh my god.
That was exactly what I was thinking
Same. I mean, some people are going to a bit to crazy but god she is sooooo God damn awful. And some of the jokes she stole were great told from the original comedian and she completely destroys the joke
Me too. I was thinking, "ok it's fine if someone isn't funny and many of those stolen jokes are actually 'parallel thinking'" and then I saw the first video and then it was just incredibly the same. There is no defending her. It's almost the same. The order of events in sketches or jokes aren't even changed.
Mood
my thoughts exactly 😂😂😂
For a “comedian” she hasn’t really watched a whole lot of comedians has she. Every person “I’ve never seen them before”
Wait a minute. Maybe she doesn’t steal jokes, and she’s never seen comedy before, and that’s why she’s so f*cking god awful at it
"I've never seen them before, but I love them
They are all great comics...look up Patrice o'neal and john mulaney
knockout comment.
While they’re a “good comedian” at the same time
It’s impressive to have a million dollar career with nothing original. The extent of joke theft is mind blowing
Amy Schumer should call her next special, “What’s the Internet and I have Dimentia” or just call it “I’m blonde and Oblivious”(is “ I’m Tonya Harding” too on the nose or way the fuck off) because those are the only titles that make sense. Some of the jokes seem like everyone has thought of it like the magician sex thing (making a baby appear would have been a little more fitting for the Chris Angel look-a-like that looks desperate). Other than the select few it seems like some were just the same ones with slightly different words and the rest were 75% similar.
Same jokes but she always manages to be less funny. Shumer just has the worst delivery of every joke
Jasmine Velasquez Mencia was worse ... he butchered everything he stole
Jasmine Velasquez some of the jokes weren't even funny enough to steal. They were kinda disgusting.
Jasmine Velasquez I wondered if it was deliberate to mask the plagiarism, like a high school student "trying to phrase it differently".
Jasmine Velasquez that's why I hate it
Amy steals jokes:
Her delivery: *I'm bout to end this girls whole career*
How can it end it when she never had one to begin with?
TopHatBottomBoots This. This comment is it.
I wish it had.
I might need to parallel think your comment. Do you mind?
Worst delivery. It’s really obvious how bad it is when compared to the comedians she stole from.
In Joke Theft the actual CRIME is committed when the Thief DESTROYS the Joke with bad Delivery or additional Antics either trying to hide the Theft or attempt to make it their "own".
It's wild to go on a show and be like ' I definitely' or 'they warned me, but the joke got laughs, and I wrote it' MISS PIGGY
If it's just parallel thinking, why is she always the second to do it, and not the first?
She’s younger? Maybe? I still hate her
Because nobody wants to steal jokes from someone who's not funny
IceyGuy oop there it is
@@we1417 but they wouldn't be "stealing" jokes from her, if it's parallel thinking...
Go deeper, why is nobody the first?
Many of the jokes shown here are extremely common. Most of them I heard in high school from other high schoolers before all these specials came out.
As an example, the Patrice skit about different 'sex pranks' takes content that's been on urban dictionary for more than 20 years. The bug difference between Patrice and Amy there being that she just used the same names you'd find on UD, while Patrice tried to rename them.
Except for some very specific stories that actually came from a person's life, you can look at a joke from anyone and if you go back far enough you realize it's nothing new.
When people say comedians are stealing jokes, to me it sounds the same as saying magicians steal tricks. Like, duh, we've been doing the same shit for hundreds of years.
the F in Amy Schumer stands for funny
yes. I stole this joke, since that’s what we’re doing here
This is way funnier than
You turned an unoriginal comment original lol. Already one upped the schumer
If only i could double thumbs up this
@@BazelFlock I got you bro 👍
she steals jokes while simultaneously killing them!
She also keeps saying "They're great comedians, I love them." Yet "Ive never seen their shows."
I don’t think this woman realizes what delivery is
You could give her the funniest joke in the world and she would still fuck it up
She stole a joke from John Mulaney? That is a crime
It’s punishable by death
You mean new low
@@Chugargonfan Why not both?
Yeah, she doesn't have the ápice that john has and that is what makes john even funier
@@b00g3rs21 In his 2009 album John Mulaney is heard saying that your body goes “all Eye of the Tiger”
In her 2011 comedy album, Schumer describes blacking out and then starts humming “The Final Countdown”, a song very similar in spirit and perception as Eye of the Tiger
I know this because I listen to this huge standup playlist on Spotify all day at work and heard both jokes in one day
"Kathleens a great comedian, I've never seen any of her shows."
Run that by me again?
Maybe what she meant was "Kathleen is a great comedian, which is why I took her jokes"
“i’ve never seen any of her *specials* “ *
It's funny how people who have multiple claims of "parallel thinking" are never on the receiving end of it.
Like, if it truly is 'parallel', then surely someone else has 'paralleled' your material before, right?
I don’t know if it is because of her timing or delivery or whatever, but when Amy does the joke it seemingly drags on longer than the original comedian’s version of the joke.
She is literally like if comedy came from Wish
Most underrated comment I've ever seen.
I pre-ordered my laugh specifically for her jokes but I think it got lost in transit. It's a shame but I think I'll live without it
That’s good!
Wish actually have some good materials
If comedy came from Wish, she would be the literal representation of it.
Ok but seriously even if Amy didn't steal the "pay for sex" joke, she just didn't deliver it right. Wendy's version is waaay funnier and more natural.
its like the joke question, whats the most important part of comedy Timing
Because Amy's is not natural, it's stolen
Yup, totally. Just like Carlos Mencina stealing from Bill Cosby, the copycat doesn't know the back story to the joke, doesn't know the incarnations of it that happened before the special was filmed. As such they can't get into the right place to make it sound natural. The timing is off, the reaction is off, the tone is off. It's always shocking that they think they'll get away with it.
@@LizRealGirlBeauty Don't say "copycat". It's speciesist. It comes from "cat" being used to insult women, which is insulting to cats as they're used as an insult.
Only animals of human-level intelligence are capable of evil. Evil requires the full knowledge and understanding of what you're doing, and the choice made with full free will to do so. Not meeting any of those requirements means you can't be evil. You wouldn't put the same level of responsibility on human children and mentally disabled people, and you obviously shouldn't put it on animals of an entirely different species without human-level intelligence.
Level of intelligence doesn't make one animal more special than another. It's a trait you have, no different to running fast or jumping high. Evolution has no will. It's not trying to make other animals more human-like. Humans aren't some end-goal of evolution. Snakes aren't less evolved than humans because they have no limbs. It's not a disadvantage for snakes to have no limbs, it's an advantage for them, that's why they specifically evolved to be like that. Evolution isn't like climbing the rungs of a ladder, going from one species and class to the next in a set pattern. You evolve relative to your needs in order to reproduce. All life is equally evolved.
"A slug is as evolved as us. A slug got it right." - Ricky Gervais
Higher intelligence doesn't make you inherently better at all, and saying that totally disregards how stupid and evil humans are. It's nonsensical. That's anthropocentrism. You're projecting human traits and desires onto other life. You can't do that. They're not human, they're not supposed to have human-level intelligence. That's not something they desire or are working on. Humans aren't some standard-bearer for life, against which all other living things are compared. The second an alien race arrives that's more intelligent than we are, you will move the goalposts for what it means to be more special. You say it not because it's true, but because it currently benefits you.
Other animals aren't toys, or tools, or ornaments, or accessories. Leave other animals alone. They shouldn't be dressed up and posed for your amusement, or used however else you please. Having things put on them is uncomfortable, annoying, and they get in their way. They should only wear clothes if it's for their benefit, such as to keep them warm or dry.
Good doesn't excuse evil. Humans have a serious lack of empathy when it comes to other animals. They're not mindless machines. Their emotions aren't muted. Human ego is disgusting.
Humans always act like humans are right by definition. They're not. Humans' desire for food and pleasure isn't justification of evil. Don't kidnap, enslave, exploit, rape, torture, and murder other animals. Non-human animals' torture and murder isn't less important than your pleasure and health. Other animals aren't wrong for trying to escape enslavement or defend themselves.
It's not a case of "humans and animals". There's no distinction. Humans are animals. Humans are nature. Having human-level intelligence doesn't somehow stop you being an animal. That makes no sense whatsoever. It's specifically because you're an animal that you can have human-level intelligence. It is a trait of animals because an animal has it: humans.
Everything humans do is by definition animalistic, because humans are animals. And being an animal isn't an insult. It's awesome, and it's what lets you be you.
"Animal abuse" and "animal rights" include humans. Humans aren’t oh so special that they get their own distinction, whilst every other animal gets lumped in together. Humans are animals, and other animals should be treated with the same kindness, respect, and love that humans should be.
Don't generalise birds as "bird". You wouldn't generalise mammals as "mammal", and shouldn't generalise birds. It's a symptom of humans always viewing humans as individuals, but other animals as a collective, as their species, or class, or kingdom. Other animals are as much individuals as humans are. Human ego is disgusting.
Gellert Grindelwald said a lot of evil things, but he said at least one thing that was right: "The disapproval of cowards is praise to the brave."
I don't say that to brag, but to show the fact that you will be unpopular when you oppose an accepted evil, and that's a good thing.
The same logic used hundreds of years ago to justify the enslavement of black people and subjugation of women is used to justify speciesism: "It's the natural order of things", "it's just the way it is", "it works fine, stop causing problems." Speciesists support the status quo because it benefits them, it makes their life easy. They're repulsive. The staunch opposition of speciesism is only seen as extreme because of how deep most people are in their prejudice. But it isn't. It's no more extreme than saying black people should be equal to white people when in the 1700s; that is to say, society thinks it is, but they're wrong.
A few animals, like cats, dogs, rabbits, and rats, were specifically bred over hundreds, even thousands of years to live with humans. Other animals weren't. What they are is kidnapped, and locked in tiny cages and tanks for human amusement. They're not pet animals, they're slaves.
Breeding is evil. Animals are forced to have sex, which is rape. Females are treated like conveyor belts, pumping out child after child, all of whom are kept from their fathers and kidnapped from their parents, causing massive distress, fear, panic, and confusion. When no longer profitable, they're murdered or abandoned like a broken tool no longer of any use. And because of that, animals in shelters are left to squander, living out the rest of their lives in a tiny cage and devoid of freedom and the love of a family; that is, if they're not murdered. And it is murder, not euthanasia. Euthanasia is done for your benefit, but their lives are taken because looking after them is seen as a burden. Imagine the outrage if humans who weren't being adopted were killed. It's no different for other animals.
You're not feeding or walking someone unless you put the food straight into their mouth, or move their legs. When a waiter's brought you your food, you don't say they fed you. They brought you your food, they served you, you fed yourself. When you've been for a walk with a human, you don't say they walked you. You went for a walk together, you walked yourself. It's the same for other animals. Humans always try to make it seem as if other animals are absolutely incapable of doing even the most basic actions on their own, and humans are oh so kind and merciful for helping them.
Humans should always accompany cats outside, just as they do with dogs. Cats deserve to be able to go outside, same as anyone, they're not objects to leave locked up indoors for their entire lives, but it's incredibly dangerous for them, and they shouldn't be allowed to ravage ecosystems. Put a harness and lead on them and go with them.
Cats and dogs should have harnesses, not leads. Unless they don't like harnesses and are accustomed to collars, harnesses are better as they aren't around their neck and spread the applied force over a larger, stronger area.
Don't say "in the doghouse" like it's some bad place to be, that's ok for dogs, but not humans. That's disgusting. Doghouses shouldn't even exist. Other animals aren't toys that you put away when you're done with them. Dogs belong in a normal house, with their families. Species is irrelevant to family.
You can't own a living thing. They're not consumer goods to be bought and sold. They're not property. They're above monetary value. They're not toys for your amusement, or tools for you to use as you please. There'd be outrage if humans were treated like property. It's no different for other animals. That's speciesism. Humans are desperate to not call other animals their friends and family. We're not their owners, we're family.
Pet isn't an insult. That's horrible. A pet is an animal of another species, in your family, that you care for. They're your children, siblings, nieces, nephews, and cousins, not some ornament to have around for novelty, to only pay attention to when you're bored. Species is irrelevant to family.
Other animals don't have "vets". They have doctors and health and medical care, just like humans. There'd be outrage if humans had different doctors and terms depending on their race. It's no different for species. Humans aren't oh so special and unique that they have doctors, whilst every other animal gets lumped in together as having "vets", no matter how similar to humans or dissimilar from each other they are. Humans aren't some absolutely unique species that can't possibly be compared with other animals, whilst all other animals, from 10cm-long frogs, which are amphibians, to chimpanzees that are 98.6% genetically identical to humans can be. That's incredibly speciesist.
Animals killed in shelters that are "euthanised" for not being adopted aren't actually euthanised, they're murdered. Euthanasia is done for your benefit. But it's not done for their benefit. It's done because they're viewed as a toy not one wants, so they're disposed of. They're already suffering by not having a loving home and family, and they're victimised for suffering that by being killed. Imagine the outrage if humans who weren't being adopted were killed. It's no different for other animals.
People spend money on war rather than conservation and care. Non-human animals' healthcare should be socialised, like it is for humans. Caring for other animals isn't a chore, it's a duty and privilege.
@@LizRealGirlBeauty
Littering's disgusting. Other animals have to walk on that floor, and right next to your rubbish. They don't want to and shouldn't have to do that. That's selfish. And things like balloons, Chinese lanterns, glitter, sequins, and microbeads don't decompose. They stay in the environment, and end up being swallowed by animals.
Joe Rogan, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Jake Roberts, The Undertaker, Braun Strowman, Shawn Michaels, Brock Lesnar, Goldust, Ted DiBiase Jr., Lacey Evans, and Kayla Braxton are murderers. Fishing and other hunting is murder. Other animals' lives aren't your playthings. Help animals, don't murder them.
Other animals don't belong in the entertainment industry. They're not props to use on a set. Not only is it extremely stressful for them and wild animals are abused until they submit to human will, but how dare you deprive them of their life. Elephants that do tricks and give rides aren't happy. They do it out of fear of what happens if they refuse. Swimming with dolphins isn't fun. It's extremely stressful for them, and leads to them catching diseases. Beasts (animals that can't understand, create, and follow laws in human society) are slaves and viewed as tools for profit, nothing else.
Non-human animals being scared isn't funny or cute, it's horrible. Humans can understand it afterwards, that's why it's funny. Other animals can't. They're only scared, and upset, and confused. That's exploiting your power over them. How could you ever want to actively cause them fear? That's evil.
Anthropomorphising other animals is evil. It's saying other animals aren't good enough as they are so need to be more human-like, and ignoring how other animals actually feel, potentially leaving them to suffer whilst you revel in their stress, and fear, and confusion.
Hagrid didn't support using dragons in the Triwizard Tournament. That's horrific abuse. They were kidnapped, sent across the world, trapped in tiny cages they could barely move in, stabbed and hit with spells, and made to feel threatened and attacked whilst chained up in an arena surrounded by screaming humans. They were kidnapped, enslaved, exploited, and tortured, and yet humans vilify them and act like they're the victims because the dragons were angry, threatened, distressed, confused, and defending themselves. Humans act like they're always right by definition, and all other animals should know that and submit to them. Humans weren't the victims, the dragons were the victims.
Non-human apes, monkeys, and horses used on cards aren't smiling because they're happy. They do a "fear grimace", smiling in submission. They're not happy, they're abused.
Wild animals should only live in captivity if they can't survive in the wild or are in hospital, and their enclosures shouldn't be limited by space for humans to look at them. Humans have the entire planet but won't even give other animals a few extra feet.
Experimenting on non-human animals is evil. How dare you cause such immense suffering and murder. You're birthing them to torture them. They shouldn't be thankful to be alive at all, their life is torturous. What a miserable existence. That constant, unending torture is unimaginable for most people. The only experiments that should happen are on consenting humans. If you can't find a consenting human, the experiment doesn't happen. Knowledge doesn't take priority over life. That's why humans aren't experimented on without their consent, and the same should be true for other animals.
Freedom is what matters in life. You wouldn't trade freedom for comfort and safety, and have no right to force that on other animals.
All animals have the right to not be kidnapped, enslaved, exploited, raped, tortured, and murdered. Other animals' torture and murder isn't less important than your sensory pleasure. Go vegan. Veganism isn't just a diet, it's a lifestyle. This is farming:
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quillette.com/2018/10/20/why-its-time-to-end-factory-farming/
mercyforanimals.org/7-factory-farming-practices-straight-out
lithub.com/inside-the-daily-horrors-of-a-factory-farm/
www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/jan/30/free-range-eggs-con-ethical
theminimalistvegan.com/is-honey-vegan/
thevegancalculator.com/animal-slaughter/
Earthling Ed offers a free ebook which answers 30 excuses non-vegans make in opposition of veganism.
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www.reddit.com/vegan and www.reddit.com/vegancirclejerk also have a lot of information on veganism.
Mountain Dew and other Pepsi products, Oreos, Bournville, and Doritos use unsustainable palm oil causing the extinction of countless species, such as orangutans. 25 orangutans are murdered every day from unsustainable palm oil production.
www.ran.org/issue/palm_oil/
KFC uses cardboard made from trees cut down in the forests of endangered species, such as Indonesian tigers and orangutans.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2150692/KFC-buckets-destroying-Indonesian-rainforest-claims-Greenpeace.html
Leather's evil. Many animals, such as cows, suffer tremendously for leather production. It's not just a by-product of the meat industry.
www.onegreenplanet.org/animalsandnature/leather-is-more-than-a-by-product-of-the-meat-industry/
www.care2.com/causes/the-shocking-truth-about-leather-no-its-not-a-meat-byproduct.html
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2008/aug/27/ethicalfashion.leather
Fur and down are the result of brutal torture and horrific murder.
www.nationalgeographic.com/news/2016/08/wildlife-china-fur-farming-welfare/
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/fur-farms-animal-welfare-cruelty-cannibalism-mink-foxes-coat-jacket-a8647616.html
www.furfreealliance.com/severe-animal-cruelty-polish-fur-farms-revealed/
www.thedodo.com/fur-farms-stop-the-cruelty-1527692086.html
www.onegreenplanet.org/animalsandnature/here-are-the-innocent-faces-of-the-cruel-fur-industry/
www.onegreenplanet.org/news/top-brands-using-fur-from-monster-foxes/
Wool is a product of abuse, just like fur, mohair, and angora wool, not just in the East, but Western nations like America, the UK, and Australia.
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www.bustle.com/articles/148252-7-reasons-wool-is-cruel-unnecessary-just-plain-baaaa-d
www.onegreenplanet.org/animalsandnature/5-alarming-facts-about-the-wool-industry/
vegancuts.com/why-wool-is-not-vegan/
theminimalistvegan.com/is-wool-vegan/
Silk, and so satin, is the product of enslaved, tortured, and murdered silkworms, other insects, and spiders. It's evil.
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Pearls are the product of enslaved, abused oysters, who are murdered when they're no longer profitable.
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Fireworks and other explosions are evil. Many animals, like cats, dogs, and birds, get absolutely terrified by fireworks. Causing such intense, unending fear is unjustifiable.
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Laser pointers aren't good toys on their own for cats and dogs. Cats and dogs have a psychological need to feel their prey under their paws and on their whiskers. Not doing so becomes extremely frustrating and stressful for them. Cats should have treats and toys that the laser is pointed on every so often, but dogs should never play with them. They easily develop a neurosis where they become obsessed with lights and shadows.
dogpsychology101.com/laser-pointer-syndrome-dogs/
Horse riding and racing is evil. Horses aren't machines to be ridden and controlled for your entertainment.
www.bitesizevegan.org/bite-size-vegan-nuggets/is-horse-riding-cruel-is-it-vegan/
www.animalaid.org.uk/the-issues/our-campaigns/horse-racing/
Dogs and wolves don't have a strict hierarchy with an alpha. Treating them like they do is cruel and confusing.
davemech.org/wolf-news-and-information/
io9.gizmodo.com/why-everything-you-know-about-wolf-packs-is-wrong-502754629
Canada and Trudeau let seals have their skulls smashed to bits with clubs.
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Cats shouldn't have dry food. They have a high chance of developing kidney issues as they age, and increasing the strain on their kidneys throughout their lives by giving them dry food exacerbates the issue.
www.thedodo.com/dodowell/wet-vs-dry-cat-food
www.noahsarkvet.com/is-dry-food-bad-for-cats
How she defends herself:
What do you mean I stole _______'s joke, I've never even seen that special!
Would you like her to take a polygraph?
that MadTV skit similarity is wild!
There is no one that can convince me that this is all just 'coincidence'.
Rekken and Yu, I agree. It’s just too much “coincidences”
I believe its all just a stunt from the ghekko
IKR
Yup. You couldn't pay me to watch her shit videos. When will the world realise she isnt funny in the slightest.
Our subconscious mind is mysterious..
*Stop giving Amy Schumer netflix original shows.. she isn’t funny*
don't give her any spotlight at all. if you see "amy schumer" in the title don't click on it. even clicking on a video like this you're giving her more exposure.
Right
The funniest thing about her shows is:
The type of the show itself: Amy Schumer Netflix *ORIGINAL* show
Where half the material is stolen, and the other half is her talking about her being a slut.
Or original
she is funny. Shes fukken hillarious. Just. Not in the way SHE thinks she is. #FeministWailord
Parallel thinking? Is that what they call copying off of others now? Nice! I wish I knew this word as a child. Life would have been so much more easier.
Amy Shumer is the Rosie O'donnell of Comediennes.