ASMR Voice: The Pick-Up Line [M4F] [Big Brother's Best Friend] [Awkward/Nerdy]
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 21 พ.ค. 2017
- Why is she calling ME of all people?
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Written by Sabrina Sapphire
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Hamilton humming at intro.
later on he says "satisfied?"
...I will never be satisfied.
JNN VILVESTRE Ayyyyyyy I spotted a wild Hamilton fan
JNN VILVESTRE YASSS
I too am hamiltrash
JNN VILVESTRE wait I didn’t realize thAT WAS YOU’LL BE BACK IN THE BEGINNING I KNEW IT WAS FAMILIAR OML
He will never be satisfied
"It wasn't a cult symbol It was a triforce sticker!" I'm dead. Omg I'm dead. So good. Cute as hell though.
LOL the cult of zelda.
Elena Wickstrom Praise the SH-AH and G-AH and (other link noises)
YES!!
.
THE SHEIKYAH HAVE INVADED THE NON VIRTUAL WORLD.
did you just sister zone us?
joed cairney Your profile pic is the definition of perfect.
Pistachio & Emma thanks xD
joed cairney I think he did😑😭😭😭
joed cairney omg he did!
joed cairney I actually read this after he said I’m like a lil sis to him
"So the phone rings right before the kiss and that's how my brother signed his death warrant. They still haven't found him."
Lmao but like he was asking for a death wish ÙMÚ😤
**SCREECHES**
YOU'LL BE BACK
SOON YOU'LL SEE
YOU'LL REMEMBER YOU BELONG TO ME
AHHH
HAMILFAMMMMMMMMM!!!!
AYEEEE
YEET!
HEKK YEAAAAAA
YOU’LL BE BACK TIME WILL TELL YOU’LL REMEMBER THAT I SERVED YOU WELL OCEANS RISE EMPIRES FALLLLLLL WE HAVE SEEN EACHOTHER THROUGH IT ALLLLLL!!!!
AND WHEN PUSH COMES TO SHOVE I WILL SEND A FULLY ARMED BATTALION TO REMIND U OF MY LOVE DADADADADADADAYADADADAYADADADADADAYAAAAA
I’m such Hamilton trash I know the full song lol
"Holy hell it's your brother" when I heard that I die😂😂
😂that part came on while I was reading this
plot twist: my brother has no friends😂
MadelineWinchester XD
MadelineWinchester oh shit...
High-key SAAAAAAME!
Plot twist: I have no brother
All my brother's friends are around 8 years older then me so i guess this senario would not work for me
And i will never for the love of god let my brother drive me anywhere
He is pretty bad at getting out of parking spaces
Also i'm an introvert so i never go to parties ;^;
Cardlin, do you have a bandaid? Cause I scrapped my knee falling for you.
And Hamilton!!!!
Holy Trash me, who scrapped my knees yesterday to the point I need big bandages: hahahahhaha (don't take this the wrong way lol)
"That wasn't a cult symbol, it's a Triforce sticker!" 😂😂😂
"What do you mean, 'why?' "
omg hes singing Hamilton at the start yeeess😂😂
ik it killed me king gorge is amazingf lol
lost boy SAME
lost boy SAMEEEE
lost boy YESSSS
lost boy I DIDNT NOTICE
He picked her up in a pick-up truck... and she called him. Get it? Really loved this one. BIg thanks to the author, Sabrina Sapphire!
you made a metal gear solid reference, proves you are a huge dork and it adorable and i am also a dork for even figuring out that reference
Gamerarts At first I thought "What do you mean Metal Gear reference? I didn't hear a reference" I went on to play it again and was like "Ohhhhhhhhh, that's what they meant, very clever!" 😂
Sneaky Geek Freak I'm dork for knowing that reference and I haven't played the metal gear solid games
Kanoe Polido. I second that! Great audio!
CardlinAudio please make a part 2!!!!
Overprotective big brother is adorkable
*cracks iPad*
YOU'LL BE BACK
Pan With A Plan Number one: I love your profile pic. (Aayyy Army!) Number two: You're also a hamilfam. Number Three: I love you lol
Pan With A Plan
you can’t escape the hamiLTON fanDOM
Pan With A Plan OMG. SOMEOME NOTICED
Hamsters for life...
THE HAMILTON FANDOM PERFECT!
*sees Cardlin has a new vid*
yES
*has nerdy in the title*
YES
*opens on Cardlin humming King George*
YESSSS
Liger Tily DA DA DA DA DAAAA DA DA DA DA DYYA DA DA DA DA DAYA DA
Liger Tily yas
Liger Tily MY REACTION
Dadaaddadddddadadadadaddadadddsjsjsnwjwddkhwkw
Literally the fA tTeSt moOD
Cardlin: * gives me the phone *
Me: hi onii chan
Big brother: * hangs up *
Me: now where is Cardlin
Yeah that's something i'd do
*slams fist on the table*
MAKE A PART 2!
Emma Jean
**slams table**
*28*
*STAB-*
*Ok ill go home*
Lmfao
Yaaaaaaasssss. PLEASE MAKE A PART 2!
YESSSSSSSS
YEEESSSS
When I was younger I had the BIGGEST crush on my older cousins best friend. I used to go out of my way to get him to notice me. I feel bad now because I'd even torment his girlfriend when she'd come over with him. 😂 Great video Cardlin!
Father Colossal YET ANOTHER BLESSED WITH 30 LIKES FROM THE GODDESS OF THE LIKE BUTTON.
WHEN U HAVE OLDER BROTHERS WHO ARE TWENTY FREAKING YEARS OLDER THAN U
SO IF U DATED THEM
U'D BE DATING AN ALMOST 40 YR OLD GJFKJFDHSKLASKJFSDIJHFDSSJK
Well im 16 and my brothers 20 so its still kinda weird 😅 right? Xd
I have a younger brother who is 8 years younger then me and a unborn baby boy who would be 17 years younger then me...YES IM THE OLDEST AND IT SUCKS!
When you have 2 older brothers one 7 years older and the other is 4 years older and you have a younger brother 3 years younger
same I actually have 2 brothers and 1 sister but they are like all 20 to 30 years older than me and we aren´t that close because I don´t see them that often (like maybe 5 to 6 times a year or sth)
OMG HAMILTON YOU'LL BE BACK DKSBKANSBD
Lu Romero I SCREAM
Lu Romero *WHEEZES*
*_YESS SKSKSKSKSKSK_*
When you're 24 and he calls you underage. Well shit... my imagination was broken.
Xoshi Sang XD
For drinking lmao... at least I hope😅
first off, Hamilton in the beginning.
Second of all:
*hears the metal gear solid ringtone*
Me: Snake! Snaaaaake!!!
Also Legend of Zelda, I'm in heaven
Fred's Ascot ur user legit made me laugh until I cried
SAAAAAMMMMMEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Yep
WHEN YOU FORGOT IT WAS MONDAY
Me!!!!!!!!!!!
Doot Howell OH MY GOD SAME
Doot Howell luckily we have cardlinaudio posting on mondays 😂
Doot Howell your pfp matches the comment so well
Doot Howell
I have found you again
When his ring tone is from metal gear solid and he has a tri-force sticker!!!! PERFECTION!!!! 😍😍😍
"That wasn't an occult symbol. It's a triforce sticker." I'M DEAD
*hears him humming, gets up quickly, and puts blanket around neck*
YOU'LL BE BACK! SOON YOU'LL SEE! YOU'LL REMEMBER YOU BELONG TO ME!
Hears somebody humming/singing Hamilton. I freak out and start singing like a whale . LOL
One time in a park someone was jogging and singing Helpless but didn't finish the line so I no joke yelled the rest of the line to them and they gave me a thumbs up 😂😂
Rachel C Lol MEEEEE
Rachel C this cracked me up so much
Maggie Rivera same girl. Like I was holly shit it's Hamilton
Maggie Rivera I did the same thing
0:03 - 0:16 - i understood that reference Cardlin! :D
GallifreyanOtaku what the song called?
you'll be back
Hold on....
that tune sounds familiar.......
Hmmmmm.....
ALEXZANDER HAMILTON!!!!!
Snack Queen *AHEM* TROOPS ARE WAITING IN THE WINGS FOR YOU WILL THEY KNOW WHAT YOU’VE OVERCAME WILL THEY KNOW YOU REWROTE THE GAMEEE THE WORLD WILL NEVER BE THE SAMEE OOOOOOHHHHHHH SHIP IS IN THE HARBOR NOW SEE IF YOU CAN SPOT HIM (just you wait) ANOTHER IMRGRAINT COMING UP FROM THE BOTTOM (just you wait) WE FOUGHT WITH HIM, ME I TRUSTED HIM, ME I LOVED HIM AND ME (dadadada) IM THE DAMN FOUL THAT SHOT HIM!
THERES A MILLION THINGS I HAVENT DONE BUT JUST YOU WAAAAAAAIIITTTTTT WHATS YOUR NAME MAN!!!
ALEXANDER HAMILTON!
@@pancake_enby9456 YOU FORGOT 'ME? I DIED FOR HIM' YOU ARE NO LONGER HAMILTRASH >:0
Okay when the brother called it really did scare me a little!😂😂
"That's not a cult sticker, that's a triforce!" me too
Desi Strife 69
“Thow shall not liketh your comrades kids sister”
Me: “yep lol 😂”
I was searching for this lolll
Cardlin? Cardlin!?
CAAAAARDLIIIIIIINNNN!!!!!
Eyyy, first to recognize it! ^_^
@CardlinAudio Thanks a bunch! And, uh, since I've got you here, can I ask a question? I'll be quick, I promise.
I don't know if deadlines or hard deadlines were made clear in that video you made about the specifics of fan made scripts. Would you say the limit is two weeks from the posted video (like the one you posted on the 17th). Or is it one week? Thanks for hearing me out and please reply soon!
No deadline ^_^ Write it whenever. I won't do the same topic twice, though~
Oh shit. Did you get anything for the last Yandere script yet? The new neighbor one?
Edit: You know what, never mind. I'll just get to work.
I knew it was from metal gear solid! XD
Cardlin AND Hamilton????? Oml
Mary Seeber THIS IS THE BEST MIX OF PEOPLE EVER!!
"u were always like a little sister to me!"
*OOF* that was a knife to my heart
HES SINGING HAMILTON!!! OH MY HEART! ❤
Alexa-Jade o
I fucking love hearing you swear, you sound so surprised about yourself swearing it makes me giggle so much
i wanna fucking die ( your username relates to me rn )
Your right leg is Thanksgiving and your left leg is Christmas. Can I visit between the holidays?
Also: SABRINA SAPPHIRE, PART TWO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE. THIS IS THE BEST. MUCH LOVE TO YOU BOTH💙💙💙
DEADPOOL
Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers. ;)
Extreme Otaku this is why I am living for
Extreme Otaku are you copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.
Are you wearing Spanx? Because I'd love to spank that ass!
Are you my appendix? Because I don't know much about you, but this funny feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
Is your name Gillette? Because you look like the best a man can get.
uh no.sorry I think I might need a part 2.
Yes. Definitely! Absolutely!!!
that black one pleaseeeee
Death Angel I may be wrong,but is that a gravity falls reference?
that black one
....
Maybe
Okay Dipper, calm down.
"I guess you don't want to be my little sister anymore"
no no no I didn't say that ☺️ nope not from me
Hamilton in the start :)
Best friends with my brother? My condolences XP
Also, gotta say... I'm almost disappointed in the lack of cute, cheesy pickup lines.
He picked her up in a pick-up truck... she called him... get it? =]
I get it, but that doesn't mean I can't be almost disappointed :P
But eh, I can't be disappointed. It's still too cute.
+KᗩᗯᗩII ᑭOTᗩTO that font! what is that sorcery??
I WISH something like this had happened a year ago when I still had a crush on MY brother's nerdy best friend! Although, I think my brother would have had a similar reaction.... ;) Amazing work, Cardlin, once again!
“Your like a little sister to me”
Me: “OUCH that hurt”
WAS THAT YOU'LL BE BACK FROM THE HAMILTON MUSICAL?! 😂😂 That's my favorite musical
cardy: *_talks to me brother on the phone_*
me sitting next to him in the car: *_dying of laughter_*
6:21 is the phone call
SAMMMEEEE
There's nothing like expecting an asmr video yet getting a LOUD ass commercial. *slow claps* Thanks TH-cam. Love you too. Needed the busted ears....... *dead* T^T
Here's a quick reminder that these two things exist ^_^
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“ HOLY HELL ITS YOUR BROTHER”
Me: “party pooper”
"You're like... a little sister to me" *LE GASP*
I don't know how many times I have called someone saying I was sick to get out of a place I didn't want to be. This video is really cute though, the awkward guys are so adorable!!! Great job Cardlin!!
Carista Davis Markiplier!! lol sorry I had to
+Musical Raven it's cool
Him: You're sick?
Me: Yeah, sick of my friends drunk asses!
omg this script is amazing.. could this be a series !!!!!
I'd love for a sequel to this, he's just amazing. I can appreciate a guy that protects me AND knows Hamilton.
I melted omg perfection. I would date this dude.
FOR YOUR LOVE, FOR YOUR PRAIIIIIIIISE. HAMILTON YESS
#Hamilton
I heard I was like "HOLY SHIT IT'S HAMILTON! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! :DDDDDDDDDD"
He was singing Hamilton XD
YOU ARE A BLESSING TO THIS WORLD CARDY
twenty øne crybaby poppy seeds BLESSED WITH 20 LIKE FROM THE GODDESS OF THE LIKE BUTTON.
Autumn Crockett pardon me, are you saying im asking for likes bc clearly i wasnt???
You were singing a song from Hamilton in the beginning. Weren't youuuuuu...? :D
I will KILL YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY TO REMIND YOU OF MY LOVE DA DA DA DA DAAA DA DA DADA DAYYAA DA DADA DA DA DAYAA DAAAAAAA
I've been listening to Hamilton!!!!!! Cardlin you're magical !!!!
turn up its cardibear❤❤❤
Mint Yoongi lol ARMY
I HEARD HAMILTON
I SEE YOU CARDLIN I SEE YOU.
I love when the brother calls him! That is so funny!!!
"You're like a little sister to me."
Me: Ouch.
"apparently he has a date or something"
Me:😂😂 Yeah right MY brother has a date 😂😂😂
Now I hate sudden phone calls 😂😂😂
goood, this reminds me of the huuuuge crush on one of my brother's friends...but none of them actually knew I existed...oh wait, they did...I was his "weird slash stupid little sister" and at that time me and brother we were the biggest enemies, he was at that time one of my biggest bullies :-( I wish he would understand I needed his protection... eh, past is past, forget about it :-D anyway Cardlin, thank you for this one, one of my past fantasies came to life :-D any plans on doing part 2? ;-)
"How are you feeling?"
*DYING*
YOUR VOICE IS SO RELAXING 😭 WHAT DO I DO TO DESERVE THIS PERFECT ASMR😭
HAMILTONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
you'll be BACK
I lost it at the part where the brother calls😂 great audio cardlin!
HAMILTON YES
"Hey would ever you consider going me out with me sometime." Laughed for about four minutes straight.
Right after I watch this I walked around my whole house screaming “you’ll be back”!😬
Cardlin, I had Solid Snake on the phone, he would like you to give him back his codec, or else.
Watch out your boxes :p
HAMILTON
Aww man, I'm not even done listening to this but dang I really like this script..absolutely adorable ~ 🙈
Same
1:30 the Little laugh is ... ahhhh . I am in love 😻
This is so cuteeee >•< would you consider making a sequel?😍
Funny thing I got a teddy bear and named it cardlin
Cardlin: *humming tune*
Me: "hmm, that sounds fami-"
*realizes it's hamilton*
Me: *screams/cries/sings along aggressively*
When Cardlin asked me if I wanna go on a date, I'm like " no shit, we're going married " xD I need help
ＹＯＵ'ＬＬ ＢＥ ＢＡＣＫ
[Verse 1: KING GEORGE]
You say
The price of my love’s not a price that you’re willing to pay
You cry
In your tea which you hurl in the sea when you see me go by
Why so sad?
Remember we made an arrangement when you went away
Now you’re making me mad
Remember, despite our estrangement, I’m your man
You’ll be back, soon you’ll see
You’ll remember you belong to me
You’ll be back, time will tell
You’ll remember that I served you well
Oceans rise, empires fall
We have seen each other through it all
And when push comes to shove
I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love!
[Chorus: KING GEORGE ]
Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da
Da da dat dat da ya da!
Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da
Da da dat dat da…
[Verse 2: KING GEORGE]
You say our love is draining and you can’t go on
You’ll be the one complaining when I am gone...
And no, don’t change the subject
Cuz you’re my favorite subject
My sweet, submissive subject
My loyal, royal subject
Forever and ever and ever and ever and ever…
[Verse 3: KING GEORGE]
You’ll be back like before
I will fight the fight and win the war
For your love, for your praise
And I’ll love you till my dying days
When you’re gone, I’ll go mad
So don’t throw away this thing we had
Cuz when push comes to shove
I will kill your friends and family to remind you of my love
[Chorus: KING GEORGE ]
Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da
Da da dat dat da ya da!
Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da
Da da dat-
Everybody!
[Chorus: FULL ENSEMBLE]
Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da
Da da dat dat da ya da!
Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da da da da
Dat dat da ya da!
😀
"It's a tri force sticker" instantly fell in love tbh
I do love it when he goes all serious, he tries to deepen his voice.... which lasts about 3 seconds
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When the brother called I died...
I heard the codec ringtone from Metal Gear Solid and I almost screamed. You like the games too?
OML THE HAMILTON PART AT THE BEGINNING HELL YES
YOU'LL BE BACK
why can you ask your parents or one of your friends?
They're all dead, theyyyyyy alllllll died in A RAGING FIRE. jokes
"Thou shalt not likeith your comrades kid sister"😂😂😂(sorry if i spelt something wrong)
When ever I hear cardlin swears I don't know if I'm scared or attracted
My mind: oh my goddddd he swears that illeagal
“Your at a party....”
I’m not extroverted enough to even be invited to a party like that.
me: *hears the humming in the beginning*
also me: *sings the rest in my best king george impression*
Wheres the pickup line?!😂
This was the most adorable thing ever!
YOULL BE BACK! SOON YOULL SEE YOULL REMEMBER YOU BELONG TO ME! YASS GO HAMILTON AND GO CARDLIN FOR KNOWING HAMILTON YASSS