Wickedcracker Thieving family is the worst because its stuff stolen by the people youre suppost to trust the most, im glad they got what was coming to them
>it was then i realised i had it on my wrist because i don't trust any of them. >mfw i just screamed about a watch still on my fucking wrist. >mfw i just burned all their presents. >mfw grandpa is still cool about everything.
I honestly 100% would have loaded, chambered, and pointed. If everyone doesn't gtfo i'm going to start indiscriminately shooting. Gtfo out of my home, this moment forward, you're all unwelcome intruders. I really hate thieves, and i hate people with no respect for others.
The grinch was justified he wanted peace and quiet and everybody in the village was driving cars made out of instruments and being loud as heck and being annoying
I have a cousin who’s life just crashed and burned as soon as she got out of high school. She stayed at my aunts and eventually tried to kick her out of her own house by suing her and attempting to evict her. Lovely family.
I'm being 100% Serious. The deception of the family is 100% accurate to a family I knew when I was living a cheap Inn. I thought this about 4 Minutes in and started comparing from there and it fit perfectly. Granted this is only for the aunts, kids and grandma. But considering the kids age I could only assume that if they where the same family I saw them a few years later. Also "butt fuck nowhere" is a PERFECT match.
I like the tard stories, but I would like to see some variation. Just use less of them, don't remove them entirely (Even if it's every 5th read that's better than not at all).
HBO made a TV series out of it, but it's so unfaithful because they decided making as many episodes as possible is more important than telling the story.
Honestly I know that feeling of god awful family who barely cares about eachother besides their hedonistic desires. Nice to hear a story where a little vengeance is played out.
@@thescout5759 that's not relevant. The Anon, if this is true, must have gotten some good genes on his Y chromosome, OP is right. The aunts, which likely share a lot of his X genes are shit people, but the dad and granddad seem like good people, so it is likely that Anon gets it from them.
@@yeetmaster-eb1xq After I saw your name and profile pic, I was expecting your comment to say something like: You thought the protagonist of Stalker was Marked One. *But it was me, Strelok!*
Creepswork - I love the Tard stories and I love the other ones too. Keep doing the Tard stories, but do them as part of a cycle with the others. I'd hate to see you get fed up with doing them altogether. You do good work and the stories usually make me laugh, which is the main reason I subscribed (thanks for those laughs, by the way) Keep up the good work and Happy New Year !
Wait, this is either set in Florida or Australia... both implausible because he talks about the outback, which is in Aus, but Australian gun laws are extremely strict (except in North West Territories which are less strict but still strict) and I doubt that anyone who has a gun would use it so liberally. Also it's summa here mate so it wouldn't be cold
Wow I'm not going to lie though, Anon's the life story about his family sounds like ass but it's relatable. I had an aunt that literally would steal everything from Bank codes, to a photograph, hell I even heard one time that she actually was able to steal almost $150 from my mom by convincing that some cheap jewelry that she was wearing was real. I'm not going to lie though, there's a point in life where family really does suck and the only true people out there that you should consider family are people that make you happy and who actually love and respect you. I sometimes wonder if the concept of family nowadays actually is just another term for "get a lot of free s*** during Christmas"
My dude here needs to remember, his house, his rules. You never violate the space that is one's man cave. It is a place for peace, relaxation, enjoyment, and sometimes the occasional sex and make out session
That was the most amazing story I've ever heard I am in awe, I am just amazed. Perfect tone, perfect spoken word, gosh that brings me back to when I was 16, really shit family reunion. But again fuckin great
Sometimes I think my family is annoying but this story just made me appreciate my family a whole lot more, one of my uncles who is a great guy experienced what happened to the uncle in the story and gets treated like shit by his ex wife even though he never did anything. This goes out to the person who told this story, I hope you have a great Christmas this season and I hope you never have to deal with your shitty family ever again. I sincerely hope you get to spend time with your family from Melbourne and enjoy a nice, relaxing, Christmas family gathering during 2018. Sincerely, a humble youtube commenter
>finally found that one sniper everyone was talking about I resonate with this on every fucking level. I know EXACTLY what anon is talking about. It's almost as if that sniper experienced that Christmas with anon. I will cherish it forever.
Mosin nagant which was one of the main bolt-action rifles for the Russians from late WW1 all the way up to around the Cold War. It is cheap to get (for a rifle) and it is notorios for how rugged it is.
This doesn't even have to be real. If you grew up poor or had poor trash as family, this is relatable AF. And even if he didn't do what he said he did, we've all had those thoughts and desires in our head
Have you noticed that this story is basically ripped off from Tolkien ? .A cozy home ( Bag End ) , cool semi adoptive cousin ( Frodo ) , shit head and thieving family ( Sackville-Baggins ) and a celebration in which he gets done with them .
Thieves are the absolute worst. I have a cousin who likes to steal. One Christmas, my grandpa's spare change (coins equalling up to around $30) went missing; my cousin was particularly jangly. The next Christmas, my aunt had $20 missing. Everyone knew my cousin had taken it. They started acting like they were looking for it like she had dropped it, hoping he would act like he found it. He just sat there and looked all smug. My aunt got in contact with his mother and she did nothing. He hasn't been invited to a Christmas since then, which is DAMN GOOD.
Never been so happy to hear about an aunt and grandma get traumatized
same
I'm going to assume you either
A. Had an abusive aunt and grandma
or
/B/ (lol). Just thought they were annoying
Wickedcracker Thieving family is the worst because its stuff stolen by the people youre suppost to trust the most, im glad they got what was coming to them
Honestly I hoped for worse.
Buffsuki
I was waiting for him to realize that he had the rolex on his wrist
Jawny Gash I would have cried laughing.
ikr I was waiting to have a cringe fest
>it was then i realised i had it on my wrist because i don't trust any of them.
>mfw i just screamed about a watch still on my fucking wrist.
>mfw i just burned all their presents.
>mfw grandpa is still cool about everything.
top kek
no1important Still deserved it
Anon:"This is where I keep my guns"
Family: "we should bring the *_WHOLE_* family down here!"
aunt: anon why are you loading your rifle right now ?
anon: to demonstrate the power of the rifle, on you
Makes sense to me
I honestly 100% would have loaded, chambered, and pointed. If everyone doesn't gtfo i'm going to start indiscriminately shooting. Gtfo out of my home, this moment forward, you're all unwelcome intruders. I really hate thieves, and i hate people with no respect for others.
Aunt: you should tell me the password to your guns!!+11
He let out his inner Batman on his family.
Justice is served
If his aunt gave him anymore shit he would have the same number of relatives as Batman
Where are they
888th like
990 here
The Grinch but 100% justified.
The Grinch but armed
The grinch was justified he wanted peace and quiet and everybody in the village was driving cars made out of instruments and being loud as heck and being annoying
@@justrandomboi4187 soooo... he was just a real life grinch then?
Also in the live action version the Who’s were assholes to him as a child so it was justified completely.
I would 100% be his friend (I would still be terrified though)
Gramps’s old man smile makes me get the feels just thinking about it.
Inversiol D it made me smile and get nice feels
I would like but its 69
8/10, would of been higher if he decked the Grandma
TheEmeraldBlonde or shot em
Reminds me of the song, never hit your gradma with a shovel
No, if Grandma got ran over by a reindeer it would have been perfect.
+Boblob Chippymig I would have been pissed off if that was the ending.
5/7 would have been higher if you could do grammar
My dad had a relative like that. Tried to steal the house from my dad's mom. Really makes you wonder why murder is illegal.
Murder is illegal ONLY if you get caught. So works thy world, me chum.
Murder is perfectly level as long as you have enough Freedom™(money).
I have a cousin who’s life just crashed and burned as soon as she got out of high school. She stayed at my aunts and eventually tried to kick her out of her own house by suing her and attempting to evict her. Lovely family.
I'm being 100% Serious. The deception of the family is 100% accurate to a family I knew when I was living a cheap Inn. I thought this about 4 Minutes in and started comparing from there and it fit perfectly. Granted this is only for the aunts, kids and grandma. But considering the kids age I could only assume that if they where the same family I saw them a few years later.
Also "butt fuck nowhere" is a PERFECT match.
Where did you meet them?
Story?
He represented himself *LIKE A GODDAMN MAN*
Punishment by Glorious Nugget
Tendies
@mawthecringelord stfu normie
Someone get Nugget from Kindergarten in here!
Baby Gulag 101
going to be breaking away from tard related stories for a bit.
nice change of pace.
also i dont have to do my tard voice as much.
Punished Creepswork This channel needs to break away from the tard meta.
I like the tard stories, but I would like to see some variation. Just use less of them, don't remove them entirely (Even if it's every 5th read that's better than not at all).
MOREEEEEE TARDSSSS
Punished Creepswork i want more tendies papi
Punished Creepswork I'd love to see more shit like hackman or them types of stories
You can't ruin Christmas for thieving goblinoids. They tore apart and devoured their fill of cheer many years ago. This was JUSTICE.
This is why you never tell your family where you live.
I desperately hope half of that actually happened.
It's Australia, I don't doubt that most of that happened.
Sergeant Methcake
Nah, this has to be Florida.
this guy is definitly from wyoming the aunts are from florida
K
@@boogaloobarrel2677 Wyoming doesn't exist.
ITS MAH FAVORITE CHRISTIAN UTUBER
no fucking cussing in this Christian comment section
damn right!
Vaneritt
heck
WHAT IS IT!?
This needs to be made into a movie
Enigma Random for sure hopefully they fix the audio issues the music is way too loud It broke my ears and I can't hear it.
Enigma Random but audio to luod
HBO made a TV series out of it, but it's so unfaithful because they decided making as many episodes as possible is more important than telling the story.
TheBeetle no, I’m talking full on feature length film
TheBeetle they made shriek into I think four movies? The original story is around 15 pages with like 16 words a page
plot twist:
his aunties didnt have the rolex and anon acted like an idiot
Plot Twist: He had the Rolex on his wrist the whole time.
Plot twist: his rolex is in reality a dragon dildo.
King Eric XV plot twist: his nugget was a shitty chinese knockoff
Honestly I know that feeling of god awful family who barely cares about eachother besides their hedonistic desires. Nice to hear a story where a little vengeance is played out.
One of the worst feelings
The fact that this guy sounds wealthy despite that genetic stock means he owes a lot to his dad and grandpa
Lmfao okay buddy
... you do realize the guy reading this did not actually write this right?
@@thescout5759 that's not relevant. The Anon, if this is true, must have gotten some good genes on his Y chromosome, OP is right. The aunts, which likely share a lot of his X genes are shit people, but the dad and granddad seem like good people, so it is likely that Anon gets it from them.
@@thescout5759 I think he was referring to Anon/OP, not the narrator....
AHHH! This is one of my favorite greentexts.
STALKER blyat,never thought i would hear it again
When I hear somebody is playing STALKER, "Cheeki Breeki?"
"cheeki breeki."
KONO DIO DA daily iv danke
@@yeetmaster-eb1xq After I saw your name and profile pic, I was expecting your comment to say something like:
You thought the protagonist of Stalker was Marked One.
*But it was me, Strelok!*
WHERES MY ROLEX
*" W H E R E ' S M Y R O L E X , B I T C H ? "*
Fucking Batman want s His watch back
WHERE IS SHE?!
Mah family time
*LET IT OUT STALKER!*
Grandma another funeral needs your help- Preston Garvey
shawn burazer let me mark it on your map
God damn I haven't cheerd this hard at a story in a while then again I can relate to the family stealing shit from me
holy shit, I'm literally shacking.
SHEQ
3 years later and I still love how pessimistic he is
Still listening to this classic on 12/29/22 good stuff!
happy new year buddy, hope this year your channel wont get terminated again
i'm going to be using every trick int he anti algorithm book .
I laughed, I cried tears of joy, I cheered. It was a great story. I felt this mans glorious accomplishment myself. Fuck yea
I love how it goes from 0 to 100 then back to 0
You stole my watch, now comes the punishment.
That grandpa sounds like a true bro, I wish I knew someone like him.
This is too relatable. Change the aunts and grandmother to Step Brother Step Sister and Step Mom and its accurate
I was expecting that he ended up killing the aunts about the watch then realizing he was wearing it the whole time
He revealed his power level.
GOD DAMMIT CYNTHIA
Christmas tradition to listen to this over the holidays
"i just wanna go back to my cave and play stalker"
me too buddy.. me too
Creepswork - I love the Tard stories and I love the other ones too. Keep doing the Tard stories, but do them as part of a cycle with the others. I'd hate to see you get fed up with doing them altogether. You do good work and the stories usually make me laugh, which is the main reason I subscribed (thanks for those laughs, by the way) Keep up the good work and Happy New Year !
Music was too loud.
I know I am not the only one that imagined the aunts as Patty and Selma
Naw, I did too.
i'm reminded of a movie quote with this story. " garbage day!"
Wait, this is either set in Florida or Australia... both implausible because he talks about the outback, which is in Aus, but Australian gun laws are extremely strict (except in North West Territories which are less strict but still strict) and I doubt that anyone who has a gun would use it so liberally. Also it's summa here mate so it wouldn't be cold
Also Denny's
The only thing that suggests Australia is the outback reference. Everything else (mom, gasoline, Dennys) suggests it's not Australia.
Wow I'm not going to lie though, Anon's the life story about his family sounds like ass but it's relatable. I had an aunt that literally would steal everything from Bank codes, to a photograph, hell I even heard one time that she actually was able to steal almost $150 from my mom by convincing that some cheap jewelry that she was wearing was real. I'm not going to lie though, there's a point in life where family really does suck and the only true people out there that you should consider family are people that make you happy and who actually love and respect you. I sometimes wonder if the concept of family nowadays actually is just another term for "get a lot of free s*** during Christmas"
My dude here needs to remember, his house, his rules. You never violate the space that is one's man cave. It is a place for peace, relaxation, enjoyment, and sometimes the occasional sex and make out session
That was the most amazing story I've ever heard I am in awe, I am just amazed. Perfect tone, perfect spoken word, gosh that brings me back to when I was 16, really shit family reunion. But again fuckin great
Love these stories so much. Keep up the good work!
THIS IS VERRY SATISFYING
10:51 I thought I got a discord notification
THIS SHOULD BE A CHRISTMAS SPECIAL!!!!!!!!
Oh that one sniper that kills the quest giving npc since he doesn't have the presence of mind to get out to the way
*notices watch that his father gave him on his death bed was missing*
_Doom Slayer mode: activated_
Thanks Honkler Very good
You my good sir are an incredible story teller
You sound like Batman. Subbed.
Boone from new Vegas talking about the legion
Moment i heard "play stalker" i was like what a fucking legend
Sometimes I think my family is annoying but this story just made me appreciate my family a whole lot more, one of my uncles who is a great guy experienced what happened to the uncle in the story and gets treated like shit by his ex wife even though he never did anything. This goes out to the person who told this story, I hope you have a great Christmas this season and I hope you never have to deal with your shitty family ever again. I sincerely hope you get to spend time with your family from Melbourne and enjoy a nice, relaxing, Christmas family gathering during 2018. Sincerely, a humble youtube commenter
This deserves a Hallmark adaptation this Christmas season.
>finally found that one sniper everyone was talking about
I resonate with this on every fucking level. I know EXACTLY what anon is talking about. It's almost as if that sniper experienced that Christmas with anon. I will cherish it forever.
Your voice is the embodiment of chilliness and badasness in one sound.
I LOVE YOU
i can't.....there's someone else.
And then he become a Mercenary for builders league United and Reliable Excavation Demolition. Where he became known as The Pyro
4chan stories are gold
man. OPs gotta be really happy to have his grandpa.
🎵YOU'RE A MEAN ONE! MR. ANON!! YOU REALLY GOT REVENGE!!!🎵
It was justified though.
An on I never said it wasn't
This story is so satisfying, you go anon
If this were a movie, i'd watch it daily
A grade narration this episode. 👌🏼
As someone with an asshole family, this is prolly the best christmas story I've ever heard
best part of the story is he went back to playing stalker.
"Mentions STALKER" automatically like
Every time I imagine the aunts I imagine that gross boss from deadrising you know the one at the buffet in the mall
*DAAAARRRRLEEEEENEEEEEEE*
Thanks Creepswork!
I can’t hear the voice you did for the aunts and grandma without laughing. 😂😂😂
Your voice is 100% gold! Keep up the awesome work my man!!!
I swear I could hear Simple Minds - Don't You (forget about me) start playing at the end of this.
Amazing story
Someone explain what a nugget is, al, I got was it is a Russian rifle never heard of it before
google.
Punished Creepswork found it it’s a mosin-nagant, sounds like nugget, bit of a strange slang
Mosin nagant which was one of the main bolt-action rifles for the Russians from late WW1 all the way up to around the Cold War. It is cheap to get (for a rifle) and it is notorios for how rugged it is.
Moist-Nugget is the slang for a Mosin-Nagant.
night owl I thought "nugget" meant a large poop
This doesn't even have to be real. If you grew up poor or had poor trash as family, this is relatable AF. And even if he didn't do what he said he did, we've all had those thoughts and desires in our head
Never stop senpai
1. This hits home real fucking hard and 2. This op is my fucking hero
Cheeki breeki my friend
*_MUh fAmiLY_*
Have you noticed that this story is basically ripped off from Tolkien ? .A cozy home ( Bag End ) , cool semi adoptive cousin ( Frodo ) , shit head and thieving family ( Sackville-Baggins ) and a celebration in which he gets done with them .
This has been reccomended to me for a while, it's so damn good
Absolute chad of an anon
You know it's bad when you need to say gimme a sec before someone leaves
My question is what would they have done with the safe combo anyway?
Sea Doggo how would they get out of the house with the guns?
Steal the guns and pawn em.
You’re story’s make my day keep it up
I wouldn't have stolen that rolex knowing the deathbed story, even as a 40 year old who wants bingo money.
ESPECIALLY FROM
SOMEONE WHO IS
*ARMED*
You're not a thieving scumbag though, I assume.
It's the most beautiful and brutal greentext ever
I hope those good-for-nothing aunts and grandma were never invited back to Anon's house under any circumstance whatsoever. Great story!
Thieves are the absolute worst.
I have a cousin who likes to steal. One Christmas, my grandpa's spare change (coins equalling up to around $30) went missing; my cousin was particularly jangly. The next Christmas, my aunt had $20 missing. Everyone knew my cousin had taken it. They started acting like they were looking for it like she had dropped it, hoping he would act like he found it. He just sat there and looked all smug. My aunt got in contact with his mother and she did nothing. He hasn't been invited to a Christmas since then, which is DAMN GOOD.
wish i had this dudes life. my own house, minifridge, guns, good ass PC with tons of consoles etc etc.
love your tone in this one keep it up
*anon cant find watch*
Aunt: Why do I hear boss music?
This is why I hide ALL my shit when my family comes over for this shit.