The desperation to keep us alive with the alergy test had me laughing out loud. This is probably one of the best ASMR vids I've seen, and I've seen A LOT.
We are an eldritch horror from beyond human imagination, a creature made from chaos so foul, the human mind cannot even begin to understand. All that is wrong is right.
I love it when the doctors are SO determined to get the patient better even though it’s obvious that it’s hopeless 😂. (I know that’s how you would hope that is how it is but it’s amusing to watch it from this POV)
I love how the Pediatrician really just seemed to be in disbelief at first and not horrified or shocked like most of the others. Love the thought that every other person who we saw was in the room watching the anesthesiologist
Timestamps 0:01 neurologist 2:34 eye doctor 4:43 allergist 7:13 the star of the show Dr. Lean 9:49 pediatrician 12:06 dermatologist 15:02 ear, nose, and throat doctor 17:22 physical therapist 19:34 cardiologist 21:54 anthropologist or how ever you spell it 24:30 bag head
What are we supposed to be exactly? The fact we fail every test is surprising and it has me concerned about what we are supposed to be because I don’t think we are human.
I have a theory that we are a nuclear reactor going through nuclear fission and decaying an outer shell made to be organic while unfit to house a nuclear reactor
This is incredible and so quoteable lmao we don't get to see your comedy very often and I love it. I'd love to see another everything goes wrong in the future cuz it's tingly and has me in stitches
Off Camera Physiologist: "Hello? SCP Foundation? We got a tough one." Allergist, bouncing backwards and forwards on the ground: "I should've killed them when I had the chance!" Dentist, sitting completely still while a single tear runs down his face: "No one can kill them. They don't floss."
I just wanted to say that I appreciate your content so much, especially the everything is wrong ones. I was havin a bit of a nervous breakdown and I decided to try and watch this to calm down. it worked perfectly and I wanted to thank you for that :)
as someone with tachycardia (abnormally fast heartrate; doctor thinks it's caused by anxiety and stressed,) the cardiologist one was pretty similar with just the initial shock lmao
@@whispersoft apologies! just noticed this! but i did look it up and it does seem like it may help during tachycardia episodes :o thank you for suggesting it !!!
There’s something that is constantly amusing about someone walking in all confident only for them to leave terrified and riddled with trauma due to my existence
@@imselfaware419 some people enjoy watching the video, and find it more satisfying to watch them, though they get distracted by the comments and arnt able to focus on going to sleep or watching the video
theory: we are clayface, we are absolutely deformed at all times, the chemicals that the allergy doctor used made our skin bubble due to chemical reactions between our clay and it, and we are really strong...what more needs to be said?
i love this whole video, but i want to give special notice to that bit at 3:10 with the colored rulers. when it comes to "everything is wrong" videos, i think it's a wayyyy better idea for the sake of immersion for the viewer that what they're seeing is the actually wrong version, and for the ASMRtist to explain how it's actually supposed to look. it really makes you feel like something is in fact going wrong, whereas a lot of other videos would just have the ruler actually be the color shown on screen and either make up a random color as the viewer's in-video response (which breaks the immersion because it probably wasn't the color your brain just had to fake-guess, or if it was, you still get pulled out because 'woooaaaaaah i managed to guess it'), or they just have to go "no, it isn't that color" without being specific, which is just not very satisfying. anyways, our vision being incorrect is just a really cool detail i always appreciate when i come back to this video
The allergic reaction things seems right for me lmao pretty much anything like creams, water YES water, sprays ect I have an allergic reaction to not major one and YES I can drinks water, YES I do have showers it's just I can only have 2-3 a week and have to use a prescribed gel, 1 brand of shampoo/conditioner and only in 1 scent also after I had a shower I have to use 3 types of creams to try help the reaction not be too bad. It's only on my skin and if water is on it more then 30mins it becomes itchy af, red and then swelling/puffiness which ain't fun. Soo yeah the testing things for allergies and trinna get it off if it ain't my prescribed creams/gells/oils then imma highly like have a reaction. Oh and even my own tears hurt liek hell my eyes start slightly watering it burns then if it touches my skin within 2 or so mins it starts to itch lol It used to be worse when I was younger but I still get it pretty bad lol even clothes we can only use 1 type washing things for my clothes cuz any others I have a reaction to fun life. Anathisia I also need more then "normal" cuz for some reason it don't work for me lol for 1 filling done in my tooth I needed 5 injection of numbing and it finally worked it runs in my family, my bros the same and my mam woke up multiple types when she had operations Edit was spealling corrections (I'm dyslexic)
@Towkio nah Google the conditions it's called Aquagenic urticaria it's a very real thing and my reactions are very mild compared to some but it's true and real mate
So I decided it would be fun to try and assume what medical conditions we have, based on this utmost chaotic video. Disclaimer, I am not a medical professional, I have zero qualifications, I just have an unholy amount of hours on Wikipedia. Neurology section: - Honestly, I have no idea what could be happening here. My guess is some type of nerve degenerative illness, or potentially some really bad paralipsis (we wouldn't be able to follow the fingers because we also have horrible vision). Eye doctor section: - Nerve damage or paralipsis again (?) - some kind of cone monochromatism - The blurriest vision ever, possibly just REALLY nearsighted, possibly tunnel vision??? Maybe just blindness. Allergist section: - A whole bunch of common allergies that are usually tested for (eggs, nuts, shellfish, etc) - Either some obscure chemical allergies OR a severe allergy to rubber, and it's just the guy's gloves that are triggering some of the latter reactions. Dentist section (Dr. Lean!!): - some bad Hyperdontia (?) Based on the sounds being made and, the comment regarding the mouth not looking like a mouth. - Some absolutely disgusting plaque buildup, possibly enough to make the mould come out like that. - Definitely some other stuff going on there. Pediatric section: - Either a malfunctioning scale or just very high bone density. - Probably a malfunctioning thermometer, and probably just very incompetent measuring. - "Are you not a human?" Dermatology section: - more Melanoma than skin (he literally said it.) - some incredibly rare condition, given that this man hasn't seen whatever it is in 30 years of work + study and residency. There's a million things it could be, but feel free to throw your guesses in here. - "Hell no." - More chemical allergies. ENT section: - Some type of ear infection, possibly some awful earwax buildup, maybe parasites? - "Say AAAA... Grubhel..." - Teeth problems - Nose infection, possibly parasites again. Physical therapy section: - Immediately contradicts everything I said in the Neurology section. - I don't know anymore. Cardiologist section: - "Yeah, this place a little shook up." - Abnormal heartbeat. Not going to analyze the attempt at gaging the BPM. - Some sort of blood pressure abnormality. Anesthesiologist section: - Dilated pupils, no clue what that means - Anesthetic resistance? I give up. - "He's out everybody... What's that, you're awake?" - Medical-grade grocery bag.
@@laiasilver4665 Ye but the sentences he had said and jokes he has done were all the same as GibiASMR. Im not saying he was copying the video idea I said he was copying the script.
I love how each test starts with a 'Hi , welcome ' positive attitude but it ends with pity, anger, worries. It's an amazing video overall.
The panic of the alergy test and the deep concern of the dentist had me dying, absolutly incredible!
fr
Truly a Ryan Reynolds moment
“Ok open your mouth please-“
“Ok close your mouth please”
💀
🤨
Lmao
that had me dead bro💀
im crying-
Bros name was Dr lean
The desperation to keep us alive with the alergy test had me laughing out loud. This is probably one of the best ASMR vids I've seen, and I've seen A LOT.
He acts it so well i do like his rendition, though I do personally I like gibi asmr version better, .
The "Can you see me? O-o *quietly* can you see anything?" had me dying bro
His dedication to the parts is what makes this ASMR gold
Lol
He seriously looked like he was about to cry 🤣
the break in his voice when saying "are you allergic to the ointment?" was SO FUNNY
Giving off major Ryan Reynolds vibes
Apparently it's gibi vibes
Not the allergy doc panicking 🤣🤣🤣
Lo
Its the same as gibis "are you allergic to the prep pad?" And "are you allergic to this marker?" As well as the entire video idea and triggers
I cannot fathom what manner of nightmare creature we must be to terrify all of these doctors
Nikocado Avocado.
We are an eldritch horror from beyond human imagination, a creature made from chaos so foul, the human mind cannot even begin to understand. All that is wrong is right.
"this is my son, he has every disease"
@@sudenkieppi I was gonna say an alien, but this is better
@@sudenkieppi your mother:
the dentist, crying, _”oh god what is that? WHAT IS THAT?”_
I love it when the doctors are SO determined to get the patient better even though it’s obvious that it’s hopeless 😂. (I know that’s how you would hope that is how it is but it’s amusing to watch it from this POV)
i mean thats their job
No not hopeless, we're all A1 Fit For Active Service
@whispersoft I would not let that slide
Lmfao 😂
@@susanmargaretwills6432nah m8 I got *bone spurs*
I love how the Pediatrician really just seemed to be in disbelief at first and not horrified or shocked like most of the others. Love the thought that every other person who we saw was in the room watching the anesthesiologist
Timestamps
0:01 neurologist
2:34 eye doctor
4:43 allergist
7:13 the star of the show Dr. Lean
9:49 pediatrician
12:06 dermatologist
15:02 ear, nose, and throat doctor
17:22 physical therapist
19:34 cardiologist
21:54 anthropologist or how ever you spell it
24:30 bag head
Thank you
7:13 is lean not dentist smh
@@chandlerridden5007 oh my badd
Ok I changed it for you
Dr lean 🥶🥶🥶
Thank you !
...you are the first TH-camr I've ever seen that links their WATTPAD account as a social media
i just checked and omg i didnt expect that, though it somehow makes sense??????
lol hes a published author😅
Is that a salad fingers pfp
What's that, never heard of it (not sarcasm, genuine question)
@@h4ven01de4 fanfic site
You and Gibi def have the best versions of this
he did the exact same title she did
@@eli.or.somthing bro literally copied the whole video💀💀💀
@@CookedCammy he really did 💀
@@CookedCammy what else can he call it? plus what if he ran out of ideas?
@@kylebuschfanroadto he literally 1:1 ripped gibis video off and didnt credit anything idiot
dude, this guy deserves WAYYYYYYY MUCH MORE THAN HE HAS NOW, This is like, in the top 5 of asmr channels.
Yes completly agree
Despite this being basically the exact same video Gibi did 2 months prior?
@@TheCompleteMental i mean, almost all of the asmr channels make videos, with exams going terrible.
@@someguy940 yes but not half word for word copies
Still like the lines and delivery, though
@@TheCompleteMental well still, its nice to have a different taste, his expressions are different and so are some of the props. but i dont know.
Absolutely love the sheer disgust and panic in the characters, got a good a good laugh 😂 Subbed
‘ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO THE OINTMENT?’
When I say I absolutely cracked up 😆😂
Couldn’t be that funny
I love the panic when you said are you allergic to the spray bottle lmfao
the eye doctor is secretly colour blind to all colours except orange
Or maybe it's a perspective ,we see like that
And his skin tone, and his hair.
Every doctor: 😄😁🙂😉😗😌🤨
After their turn:😰😢😧🤢😠😥😤
True
indeed
you need to do a full video of tapping the screen with the sharp and soft side of the pen, superrrr tingly
YEEESSSS
as a color blind person, i got very scared at around 3:10
Ong
Same
@@AmChase he said Color blind
@@AmChaser u… r u serious or
@Spiritual09 bro are you in 1st grade or like
What are we supposed to be exactly? The fact we fail every test is surprising and it has me concerned about what we are supposed to be because I don’t think we are human.
I have a theory that we are a nuclear reactor going through nuclear fission and decaying an outer shell made to be organic while unfit to house a nuclear reactor
I like to think we are aliens that is unfit for all the man-made stuff so we got horribly out of shape + earths sun is way more bright then ours
I like to imagine I’m some kind of trickster spirit having a laff
This whole video had me giggling while trying to not pass out so I could watch the whole thing 😂
Usually the “omg everything is wrong” RP’s give me anxiety but I liked this.
This was so relaxing but hilarious, i didn’t even want to go to sleep i just wanted to watch it
We need more of these they're always so funny and relaxing
This is incredible and so quoteable lmao we don't get to see your comedy very often and I love it. I'd love to see another everything goes wrong in the future cuz it's tingly and has me in stitches
The quiet "what did it do to my q-tip?" Feels like it's underrated
Off Camera
Physiologist: "Hello? SCP Foundation? We got a tough one."
Allergist, bouncing backwards and forwards on the ground: "I should've killed them when I had the chance!"
Dentist, sitting completely still while a single tear runs down his face: "No one can kill them. They don't floss."
6:13 bro that panic was so perfect
Watching each and every character come in super confident just for them to slowly spiral into madness is hilarious to me.
Me: so what your saying is I’m invincible?
Doctor: oh no even the slightest breeze could-
Me: invincible
I just wanted to say that I appreciate your content so much, especially the everything is wrong ones. I was havin a bit of a nervous breakdown and I decided to try and watch this to calm down. it worked perfectly and I wanted to thank you for that :)
as someone with tachycardia (abnormally fast heartrate; doctor thinks it's caused by anxiety and stressed,) the cardiologist one was pretty similar with just the initial shock lmao
Same. Look up square breathing.
@@whispersoft apologies! just noticed this! but i did look it up and it does seem like it may help during tachycardia episodes :o thank you for suggesting it !!!
You know you did good when you have me feeling bad for being alergic
There’s something that is constantly amusing about someone walking in all confident only for them to leave terrified and riddled with trauma due to my existence
Great video. The physical therapist was probably my favourite since it had me laughing the whole time
This is the best asmr video I've ever seen in my life!! I laughed a lot because the acting is perfect!thanks for that! Hugs from Brazil 😄🇧🇷
The dentist 😭😭😭 the allergy test 😭 everything 😭😭😭 I’m in love. Thank you
For anyone that needs a blank screen:
Have a good sleep!
tysm
Why not just flip your phone over, cover it up, or turn the monitor off if your using a PC...
@@imselfaware419 some people enjoy watching the video, and find it more satisfying to watch them, though they get distracted by the comments and arnt able to focus on going to sleep or watching the video
@@flyingshark4633 what about fullscreen lmao
Thank you so much😭😭
7:13 LEAN💜💜💜
DR LEAN
I LOVE LEAN 💜💜💜💜💜💜
LEAN💜💜💜💜💜
I LOVE LEAN💜💜💜💜🤝
MF Dr. Lean 💯💯💯💯 💜💜💜💜💜
theory: we are clayface, we are absolutely deformed at all times, the chemicals that the allergy doctor used made our skin bubble due to chemical reactions between our clay and it, and we are really strong...what more needs to be said?
I love how to pediatrician went from faulty equipment to GET OUT MY OFFICE ARE YOU EVEN HUNAN
i love this whole video, but i want to give special notice to that bit at 3:10 with the colored rulers. when it comes to "everything is wrong" videos, i think it's a wayyyy better idea for the sake of immersion for the viewer that what they're seeing is the actually wrong version, and for the ASMRtist to explain how it's actually supposed to look. it really makes you feel like something is in fact going wrong, whereas a lot of other videos would just have the ruler actually be the color shown on screen and either make up a random color as the viewer's in-video response (which breaks the immersion because it probably wasn't the color your brain just had to fake-guess, or if it was, you still get pulled out because 'woooaaaaaah i managed to guess it'), or they just have to go "no, it isn't that color" without being specific, which is just not very satisfying. anyways, our vision being incorrect is just a really cool detail i always appreciate when i come back to this video
I like how I went from darkness to the screen fading in to Gibi ASMR
I love how much effort you put into these videos
Thank you
This was creative and funny. Would love to see you and Gibi make a collab together.
Keep up the good work!
"Can you see anything?" laughing in tears (4:35)
im absolutely losing my shit at dr lean oh my god bless this man
Dr. Lean wears all purple for a reason🤝😈
I loved this but he really got me with the "you're growing backwards"🤣
First green guy was the only one not afraid of us he was just afraid of what he did 😂
He predicted anxiety being added to inside out 2
As a guy who has naturally pointy grown teeth, the dentist one isnt that far of from my experiences
I like how is voice sounds calm, but also sounds like he is keeping his temper low, in my opinion.
Loved all of this, but the dental putty/mold sounds were especially nice!
Playdoh is tasty my friend
3:48 was sooo tingly, even without headphones 😌
also I love the outfits and energy that each character had!
This is the best acting I've seen in ASMR yet, I've been wheezing through the whole video.
The dentist one really made me chuckle
if you are looking from a third person perspective, this would be the most realistic asmr
I really love this video i come back to it a lot especially if i dont know what to watch i always come back to this one!
The way I wheezed when you said, “There’s no 14.” at the ruler part because I actually said 14 😂
The allergic reaction things seems right for me lmao pretty much anything like creams, water YES water, sprays ect I have an allergic reaction to not major one and YES I can drinks water, YES I do have showers it's just I can only have 2-3 a week and have to use a prescribed gel, 1 brand of shampoo/conditioner and only in 1 scent also after I had a shower I have to use 3 types of creams to try help the reaction not be too bad. It's only on my skin and if water is on it more then 30mins it becomes itchy af, red and then swelling/puffiness which ain't fun. Soo yeah the testing things for allergies and trinna get it off if it ain't my prescribed creams/gells/oils then imma highly like have a reaction. Oh and even my own tears hurt liek hell my eyes start slightly watering it burns then if it touches my skin within 2 or so mins it starts to itch lol It used to be worse when I was younger but I still get it pretty bad lol even clothes we can only use 1 type washing things for my clothes cuz any others I have a reaction to fun life. Anathisia I also need more then "normal" cuz for some reason it don't work for me lol for 1 filling done in my tooth I needed 5 injection of numbing and it finally worked it runs in my family, my bros the same and my mam woke up multiple types when she had operations
Edit was spealling corrections (I'm dyslexic)
If you're read headed you'll need more anesthesia than normal.
Something to do with red heads. They are wired different, yo.
I have atopic dermatitis, this sounds like a living hell.. big ups to you for keeping on
@Towkio nah Google the conditions it's called Aquagenic urticaria it's a very real thing and my reactions are very mild compared to some but it's true and real mate
@@Mr.Quack_Quack I ain't a red head lmao neither r my fam from wut ik of 😅 we just a fucked up family
my guy said hes allergic to water 😂😂
I died laughing at "Get out of my office" wait who am I kidding I was dying laughing through the whole thing 😂😂 This cured my depression, thank you!!
6:50 Allergy Doctor "whats happening to your face, whats wrong with you?!"
Me sitting there with over 30+ Allergys: 😐
Why am I getting more of a Ryan Reynolds vibe here? This is calmingly funny 😌
I was thinking the same thing 😂
He did use to do Deadpool asmr
So I decided it would be fun to try and assume what medical conditions we have, based on this utmost chaotic video.
Disclaimer, I am not a medical professional, I have zero qualifications, I just have an unholy amount of hours on Wikipedia.
Neurology section:
- Honestly, I have no idea what could be happening here. My guess is some type of nerve degenerative illness, or potentially some really bad paralipsis (we wouldn't be able to follow the fingers because we also have horrible vision).
Eye doctor section:
- Nerve damage or paralipsis again (?)
- some kind of cone monochromatism
- The blurriest vision ever, possibly just REALLY nearsighted, possibly tunnel vision??? Maybe just blindness.
Allergist section:
- A whole bunch of common allergies that are usually tested for (eggs, nuts, shellfish, etc)
- Either some obscure chemical allergies OR a severe allergy to rubber, and it's just the guy's gloves that are triggering some of the latter reactions.
Dentist section (Dr. Lean!!):
- some bad Hyperdontia (?) Based on the sounds being made and, the comment regarding the mouth not looking like a mouth.
- Some absolutely disgusting plaque buildup, possibly enough to make the mould come out like that.
- Definitely some other stuff going on there.
Pediatric section:
- Either a malfunctioning scale or just very high bone density.
- Probably a malfunctioning thermometer, and probably just very incompetent measuring.
- "Are you not a human?"
Dermatology section:
- more Melanoma than skin (he literally said it.)
- some incredibly rare condition, given that this man hasn't seen whatever it is in 30 years of work + study and residency. There's a million things it could be, but feel free to throw your guesses in here.
- "Hell no."
- More chemical allergies.
ENT section:
- Some type of ear infection, possibly some awful earwax buildup, maybe parasites?
- "Say AAAA... Grubhel..."
- Teeth problems
- Nose infection, possibly parasites again.
Physical therapy section:
- Immediately contradicts everything I said in the Neurology section.
- I don't know anymore.
Cardiologist section:
- "Yeah, this place a little shook up."
- Abnormal heartbeat. Not going to analyze the attempt at gaging the BPM.
- Some sort of blood pressure abnormality.
Anesthesiologist section:
- Dilated pupils, no clue what that means
- Anesthetic resistance? I give up.
- "He's out everybody... What's that, you're awake?"
- Medical-grade grocery bag.
I like seeing small channels grow, do you know winkeyy Asmr not even a year ago he had this many subs believe me man your gaining traction
_”are you allergic to the _*_oiNTmeNt?!_*_ “_
I like these kinds of ASMR, but this one doesn't make me feel bad, sometimes it makes me laugh, I love this one and just had to let you know
Plot twist: We are one of the soldiers from the Russian Sleep Experiment and this is what the doctors did at the end of that story
DOCTOR LEAN 💜💜💜💜
This man is a great actor/role palyer
"You're alergic to the ointment?!" Made me laugh
two years later, i still come back and laugh at him linking his WATTPAD as a social media.
I'd like to imagine that when the day is over all of the doctors just go to a bar to talk about the interesting patient
I love that dentist part😂😭
BRO "ArE yOu AlLeRgIc To ThE oInTmEnT???!!!" got me dyingggggg
I’m giggling and laughing so much my cheeks hurt and I’m trying to sleep lol
Well done man, best medicine there is haha
Damn you acted almost exactly like my dentist
No I'm not
@@urmother2040 lol
I love how the more this progresses the more fear starts being evident, Also by the end is he just trying to kill us?! I love this video so much
we need a part 2 where everything is somehow correct now (same story line same characters)
POV: you are the unhealthiest person alive
"Orange you glad I didn't say banana"- my gosh I love this man
Bro I love how funny he is trying to judge us so bad😭🫶🏼
this gave me mad tingles and i have no clue why, but ill commend you for it
this is my favorite asmr video I've ever watched
actually loved this, I see all the effort - you must've had to write a script 😅
He copied GibiASMR
@@strxx.x a lot of asmrtists have done this. it’s not copying
@@laiasilver4665 if you watch gibi’s video its basically the same thing just different words.
@@laiasilver4665 Ye but the sentences he had said and jokes he has done were all the same as GibiASMR. Im not saying he was copying the video idea I said he was copying the script.
@@emz_editz8114 exactly
no cap the ruler was the most satisfying sound ever noice job m8
When he said "are those teeth"
I was gonna say "nah it's a whole other living organism"
"can u... see me? can you see anything??"
best phrase in the entire video
The physical therapist was hilarious! Keep up the good work
7:19 it’s giving me Gilderoy Lockhart vibes (from Harry Potter) 😂😂😂
You've got to do more bits like this! It's about the same quality as all your other videos but the comedic value and creativity is way better!
It’s the dentist that had me crying💀
Get this man to 1million he is soo funny
every time i see this video pop up on my feed i giggle a little because the thumbnail is funny to me
The dentist’s role rocks!!!!!
I love your content bro keep up the good work and don’t give up
I was getting the colors "correct" freaked me tf out.
lmao "your growing backwards" had me laughing pretty good
When he said I’m going to pull your head up he practically took my head off
at 13:48 NE1 notice he ref'd "quadrant 5?"