The reason people in India were mad about the tiger being killed is because - 1. Hunting is 100% illegal in India. 2. It was a tigress, and she was pregnant. The government had immediate plans in place to capture her and transfer it to the zoo, so that the cubs could be raised. But a richfuck (not under threat from the tigress) went out of the way privately, and shot the tigress illegally. Its significant because tigers have low populations in India, and the reason of conflicts is high human populations, and not the other way around.
@@corynn.l5146 India isnt a wasteland lmao, most Countries, if not ALL place a ban on Hunting certain wildlife. Some Countries completely ban Trophy hunting. What country are you even from ahahaha
@@invertedcrayon he never called it a wasteland? A lot of countries that aren’t a “wasteland” have people that hunt for food. Why do you automatically assume he’s calling India a shitehole because he’s asking if people can hunt for food?
When that tiger chasing the motorcycle in India video came up on my FB feed, I literally told my wife...”7days or less and this is on Joe Rogan. Guarantee it.” KNEW IT
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I ain't going anywhere near a pissed off gorilla. He's just gonna pulverize you to your death. Tigers have the decency to slash your jugular first rightaway instead of spending 20 minutes fracturing every bone in your torso
Gorillas would lash out at you and indiscriminately smash their arms up and down. Tigers are much more likely to play with their food. They don’t care about killing you if they’re hungry. They’ll eat you as you’re losing consciousness. A slow death.
@@Illusive__FX Humans would be an easy prey for tigers. Tigers when they are on hunting mode will definitely kill you in a matter of secs but an angry tiger that don't like your presence will kill you in a violent way. They could bite your head/stomach, strike your head with their paws.. There is a video of guy who gets killed in a zoo by a tiger in India. You will see how easily that thing can carry us by the neck.
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You are stupid if you think that. The thing what differentiate a tiger from other predators is that they don't just kill for food, they kill cause they feel like it. There has been multiple cases in sundarbans of a single tiger killing whole group of fishermen. Tigers are killers.
I think no man could choke out a stallion. Way too strong. Even if you have a chuck norris death grip. The stallion would literally jerk about 2 feet before the grip is lost.
From my limited understanding, a tiger is looking to just go for a vital area like the neck and end you quickly and easily. They're typically not going to rip you to pieces and beat you with your own limbs like a gorilla probably would. I would take a tiger over a bear in a heart beat too.
Honestly the Gorilla’s takedown defense isn’t as strong as the tigers but gorillas are known for their Jiu-Jitsu. Being said, I could probably get that gorilla in an armbar
Be careful. Asian families make more than w hite families on average and are killed by cops less than other races which are the lefts primary measurements of "Privilege". Sjws/black community will soon target Asians and start spewing constant hate at them like they do with w hites. Last Saturday I came across 7 anti-white viral posts within only 10 minutes of being on twitter. The effects of liberals constantly influencing people to be obsessed with our differences/skin color is manifesting toxicity that will hurt us all.
I was chased by a wolf in Chitral in Pakistan. I had an old ass bike, and at one point the wolf was gaining on me. Luckily it gave up, and because my bike was old and in bad condition, it gave up 10 min later because I pushed it too hard. Lucky I tell you.
Everything they talk about, gets tons of views on the actual videos... hence giving them some $. I'd bitch too. Sucks though. A small inconvenience for good entertainment.
The Bengal tiger in India are currently bigger than Siberian tigers as all big tigers have been taken out by trophy hunters. The largest tiger recently officially recorded in India weighed 800 smth pounds.
This is completely fake news. Bengal tigers are not bigger than Siberian tigers in any capacity. It’s Indians getting butthurt that their subspecies of tigers are not the biggest and the strongest so they spew this nonsense. Siberian tigers are bigger because they live in freezing temperatures most of the year.
I'll have to go with Tiger. Rips my throat open with one swing and then snaps my neck with one bite, basically decapitating me in under a minute. Gorilla is probably gonna pull me by my leg, throw me around, do some flips, scream, eat its own poop and try to feed it to me, then get offended if i refuse and the leg pulling begins all over again. Nah. I'll take the tiger.
Tigers are pure badass. They live alone unlike Lions, and apparently in the coliseum days 2000 years ago in Rome tigers beat Lions in fights 90 percent of the time.
Tigers back then were also much more stronger and also outnumbered todays tigers by a lot. There’s a politician who bought 45 tigers and brought them to the coliseum to fight and another politician did the same but he brought 45 Lions. At the end of the month after all the fighting 24 tigers survived while only 4 lions were left. The tigers who survived made it through their injuries and the ones who didn’t make it were due to the lions giving them a hard wound that’s very hard to heal from. Still 70 percent of the time tigers won
@@49nishant28 your mentality isn't gonna help you when a bigger cat whose claws are longer and who are more 1v1 type predeator pounds on you who is a smaler and has short claws and who is more of a group hunter
A recent attack on two bikers in the Indian state of Uttarakhand, a tiger came and took the second one, local authorities only retrieved his hands the next day. Do some videos on Jim Corbett- He was the legend, I repeat Legend.
Tiger lost traction over the pavement. Without that ablitilty to grab to the grab and push of with every stride he couldn't run NEARLY as fast. Wild stuff
The most comprehensive study of deaths due to tiger attacks estimates that at least 373,000 people died due to tiger attacks between 1800 and 2009, the majority of these attacks occurring in South and Southeast Asia.[1] Over the last five centuries, an estimated 1 million people have been eaten by tigers.[2] In Southeast Asia, attacks gradually declined after peaking in the nineteenth century, but attacks in South Asia have remained high, particularly in the Sundarbans.[1] Fuck...I how NO idea it was like that. Shit gets real in India...
India has sooo many people and so little forest left though. If they kill all tigers that come close to humans, there won't be tigers left in India at all. And it's kind of sad because tigers are going extinct all over asia. :(
@@Avatinfernus but in India the program for protection of these majestic creatures is pretty good and that shows in the rising number of tigers that are here today. Also people don't go around killing tigers here. Their habitat is well conserved
My uncle is the type of guy who asks random questions like this all the time. His stance on this, was that a (lion, rather) would go for the neck quickly and then eat you. A gorilla however, would beat you until you weren't putting up any kind of resistance and then would use you as a toy or some sort of experiment. He said not only would you be beat within an inch of your life, you would have a gorilla finger in every orifice in your body. Because y'know us primates are inquisitive.
Usually tigers will only attack if your looking away as they don’t want to risk it as in the wild they can’t hunt injured but when the tigers figure out that we’re easier prey they’ll start hunting humans especially if the tigers are injured.
Sometimes I turn to Joe Rogan for insight, clarity, multiple points of view, fantastical inquisitive conversation... sometimes I click because of this...
@@lavarballscousin9391 I know it’s been like a year but i thinks it’s because if you have more fat/muscle/body mass you create more body heat and warmth which is preferable to survive in colder climates
@@lavarballscousin9391 No you didnt get you answer... its more related to size/surface area and heat radiation... basically larger the animal less the heat radiated(lost in this case) compared to smaller animal... siberian tigers(From Siberia or Korean peninsula) are a bit bigger than Bengal tiger(India,Nepal,Bangladesh) coz they lose heat less than the ones on these humid temperate climate.. same with the inuit look at them they are heavier than ones living at the equator
The tiger seems like the best way to go. It's a natural predator that knows through experience how to take down prey. The ordeal would be over fairly quickly. Gorillas on the other hand are mostly peaceful herbivores. I'd expect it to beat something a deterrent so in the scenario you'd be left bloody and bruised.
"you'd be left bloody and bruised" i think you meant to say "I'd expect it to beat something a deterrent so in the scenario you'd be completely 100% dead
Tiger, I'd say rear naked choke because of how they are built they have range of movement limitations if you can hold on long and tight enough it's gunna have a harder time shaking you off. The gorilla however has the same range of movement as us with the added factor of being many times stronger and a fair amount bigger and heavier so I don't think there is any type of move that would give you a fighting chance. I mean the thing is strong enough to rip your arm clean off your body so I don't think there is any way you would be able to keep it in a hold or a lock long enough for it to cause damage before the thing just pulled you off it and one arm throws you at a tree or some shit 😅
I think you would have to abandon jujitsu all together and use its own aggressiveness against it. Wait till the 🐅 lunges at you then surprise it with a Dragon punch slicing its chest wide open destroying internal organs.
I swear tigers are so fast if he swiped that back tire. He would have been on them before they even finished crashing. Joe is right in that situation there is literally nothing either guys could do. Like what would you do lol you go in for a tag team on him. If you both rushed the tiger would literally just pick one of them, grab his neck - thrash him to death in seconds. And then the other guy is punching the tiger. It would be horrific. Tiger would just snatch him and thrash his neck, you’d die instantly.
@@MichaTheLight I don’t have kids but if I did I’d hope they’d be badass enough to understand their dad wanted to go out that way...and they should try to top me someday.
I'm indian and I love the fact we protect tigers. We dont want anything to happen there population number and they have gone up a third. Well done India. Other countries take note it's not just the humans world.
@@treyjetson5320 8 billion people and 3 thousand tigers? Coupled with the fact that humans kill other humans, innocent animals including tigers and destroy forests where tigers actually live....? Yeah. It's a No-brainer...
We've virtually wiped out their population you clearly don't understand the repercussions. So they kill a few people what do you expect they are tigers. Are we not the stupid ones for knowing this and yet yet still happens not so often. Hippos are the biggest man killers in the world it's irrelevant to what what that even matters no one is killing hippos. TIGERS ARE KILLED FOR THERE FUR ETC WAKE UP!
Lmao. Really though, I feel like a gorilla would squeeze and throw me around until he finally decides to kill me. A tiger will go straight for the kill
Male tigers in India (Bengal tigers) can get as heavy as 320 kg and and reach a head and body length of 130 inches. They are bigger especially in northern parts of India and in Nepal.
This video has the most Joe Rogany title.
Aliens
Joe “what animal would you rather be mauled by” Rogan
Doesn't say whether being killed by a gorilla or tiger is the greatest way of being killed of all time
Papa Kim that dmt shit is overblown. He talks about wild life 100 times more
Love your comment
Tony Ferguson the type of guy to expose his neck to a tiger just to land the perfect spinning elbow.
@joshua lye no shit
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Underrated ass comment
Wooooooooooooooooooooo - Tony Fergusom
Only 'Tony ferguson is the type of guy to...' comment that ever made me laugh, MVP bruv
The reason people in India were mad about the tiger being killed is because -
1. Hunting is 100% illegal in India.
2. It was a tigress, and she was pregnant. The government had immediate plans in place to capture her and transfer it to the zoo, so that the cubs could be raised. But a richfuck (not under threat from the tigress) went out of the way privately, and shot the tigress illegally. Its significant because tigers have low populations in India, and the reason of conflicts is high human populations, and not the other way around.
facts
Wait, nobody is allowed to hunt in india? Like hunt for anything like food?
@@corynn.l5146 India isnt a wasteland lmao, most Countries, if not ALL place a ban on Hunting certain wildlife. Some Countries completely ban Trophy hunting.
What country are you even from ahahaha
@@invertedcrayon he never called it a wasteland? A lot of countries that aren’t a “wasteland” have people that hunt for food. Why do you automatically assume he’s calling India a shitehole because he’s asking if people can hunt for food?
@@pollen1253 What first world countries have people hunting specifically for food. Go on
This is a Joe Rogan conversation in its truest form
indeed, 2:40
But seriously this is like one of the coolest topics to talk about if u ask me
@@dataicey6204 u r right daca
Straight stoner shit
No Togers in Africa
Although there is a Liger-a cross bred Lion and Tiger
When that tiger chasing the motorcycle in India video came up on my FB feed, I literally told my wife...”7days or less and this is on Joe Rogan. Guarantee it.” KNEW IT
Free Dom sure you did
@@loveridgelads 😐
Literally every comment ever: Me and my WIFE are literally dying of laughter after I showed my WIFE your video. My WIFE loved it, so my WIFE started laughing and I laughed too. My WIFE is next to me right now while I'm typing this comment and my WIFE is so excited.
You do not have a wife, be honest
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I ain't going anywhere near a pissed off gorilla. He's just gonna pulverize you to your death. Tigers have the decency to slash your jugular first rightaway instead of spending 20 minutes fracturing every bone in your torso
Gorillas would lash out at you and indiscriminately smash their arms up and down. Tigers are much more likely to play with their food. They don’t care about killing you if they’re hungry. They’ll eat you as you’re losing consciousness. A slow death.
“Tigers have the decency to slash your jugular first”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣you definitely need a slot on the show 🤣
@@dmagz0121 adrenaline would help with that
@@jacktheripper5661 True. i’d be dead before then. i’ll take the gorilla anyway, cause i couldn’t live with being killed by a pussy 🐈
@@Illusive__FX Humans would be an easy prey for tigers. Tigers when they are on hunting mode will definitely kill you in a matter of secs but an angry tiger that don't like your presence will kill you in a violent way. They could bite your head/stomach, strike your head with their paws.. There is a video of guy who gets killed in a zoo by a tiger in India. You will see how easily that thing can carry us by the neck.
"Would you rather do DMT with a gorilla with a tiger"?
😂😂😂😂😂
Lol what if that's all people an animals need to communicate
I choose Mike Tython
One Too lmfao
Oh i'd take the gorilla all day!!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Theory: Joe has eaten so many elks that he's started to think like one. It's like his body has absorbed some of the elks' fears and personality, along with the nutrients.
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I want whatever this guy is on
Because he's afraid of tigers??
elk not elks, it already purloral
@@EazyDuz18 wrong it can be a double plural if there are different types of species in that same area so yes elks can work
Joe straight said "if you have any shit in your body it's gonna come out"
So unnecessary yet but it was funny asf
"400 pounds and runs twice the speed of Usain Bolt".
Bolt can run about 28 mph a tiger 35 to 40 mph.
@Adam Adams right. Still not twice as fast. But I hear ya.
When he said that, I started to clench. That's one scary fucking thought.
tupac shakur were talkin about tigers tho...
@@dandillinger23 He meant they can catch any human on earth
This was fun for 2 years.
Eric K gay
Nigga what 😂?
Donalda Trompas stfu bet you’re real fun to be around
Karl Tanner Ask your mom, I ate that roasts beef like it was taco Tuesday nigga
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“that scares the shit out of me”
Joe: “It should” 💀
"What could you do if the tiger knocks the bike over"
You dont have to outrun the tiger, you have to outrun your friend 😂
"Friend"..
@@Kub44682 thank you!
You are stupid if you think that. The thing what differentiate a tiger from other predators is that they don't just kill for food, they kill cause they feel like it. There has been multiple cases in sundarbans of a single tiger killing whole group of fishermen. Tigers are killers.
@@atlasknox7514 it was a joke, but thanks for the info. I'll be sure to remember that tigers are dangerous next time I'm being chased
@@octaviovazquez543 ❤️
Hannibal Buress is looking fit.
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hey dats wacist
😆😆😆 That's who I thought it was when I saw the thumbnail but didn't read the title first.
Lmao!!!! All black people do look alike
No lol he just looks like Hannibal 😆🙄
Joe “they’re so fast” rogan
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Classic opener
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Broseph Stalin probably just the elite level martial artists could do it, not any
@Broseph Stalin His neck is just too big. You could get any leverage. It's like a tree trunk.
@Broseph Stalin sure. there's probably a guy out there who can choke a stallion
I think no man could choke out a stallion. Way too strong. Even if you have a chuck norris death grip. The stallion would literally jerk about 2 feet before the grip is lost.
@Broseph Stalin nah not possible. Their neck is too big, couldn't even get a proper grip.
From my limited understanding, a tiger is looking to just go for a vital area like the neck and end you quickly and easily. They're typically not going to rip you to pieces and beat you with your own limbs like a gorilla probably would.
I would take a tiger over a bear in a heart beat too.
"The Tigers in this part of India have never experienced DMT so they're very irritable" - Joe Rogan
Lmfao
Honestly the Gorilla’s takedown defense isn’t as strong as the tigers but gorillas are known for their Jiu-Jitsu.
Being said, I could probably get that gorilla in an armbar
Zach Nguyen fuck no not even a chance
@@terrence5341 Yeah cause he was serious
Be careful. Asian families make more than w hite families on average and are killed by cops less than other races which are the lefts primary measurements of "Privilege". Sjws/black community will soon target Asians and start spewing constant hate at them like they do with w hites. Last Saturday I came across 7 anti-white viral posts within only 10 minutes of being on twitter. The effects of liberals constantly influencing people to be obsessed with our differences/skin color is manifesting toxicity that will hurt us all.
@@DaddynHay why post that on this comment?
Casual Baluga i guess he is spreading the word? 😂i’m a little confused why too
I was chased by a wolf in Chitral in Pakistan. I had an old ass bike, and at one point the wolf was gaining on me. Luckily it gave up, and because my bike was old and in bad condition, it gave up 10 min later because I pushed it too hard. Lucky I tell you.
Lucky you he didn’t call the whole pack! 😅
Remember when Jamie used to show the videos they were talking about? Pepperidge farms remembers
those were the good days
TH-cam censorship is the reason, not Jamie. It's the same reason he doesn't post live any longer.
Everything they talk about, gets tons of views on the actual videos... hence giving them some $. I'd bitch too. Sucks though. A small inconvenience for good entertainment.
What is the pepperidge farm thing?
RLeezyDeezy family guy reference
Bangladesh have "tiger widows". These are women who's husbands have been eaten by a tigers...think about that
@lef ofbadanboojy not that serious, relax
@lef ofbadanboojy i want to put my 1 feet pinus on that 🤪
lef ofbadanboojy lmao right I felt so amazed and awed I honestly don’t know how to go on with my life
Sassy The Sasquatch hahah hahahah seriously
“Look into it”- Edward Bravito
The Bengal tiger in India are currently bigger than Siberian tigers as all big tigers have been taken out by trophy hunters. The largest tiger recently officially recorded in India weighed 800 smth pounds.
This is completely fake news. Bengal tigers are not bigger than Siberian tigers in any capacity. It’s Indians getting butthurt that their subspecies of tigers are not the biggest and the strongest so they spew this nonsense. Siberian tigers are bigger because they live in freezing temperatures most of the year.
That's just one case. Bengals normally don't get that big in the wild, Siberian tigers are considered the largest cat on the planet.
My only problem with this channel is that we can’t see the clips when they put them up
Purely because of copyright reasons I think
@YouMake MeReal - You’ve never had sex.
Lord Bottaro ...well that escalated quickly and in a slightly weird direction...
Jamie pull that shit up.
@@lordbottaro4549 fr bro right😂😂
Hippos kill the most humans. People assume they slow put they faster then usian bolt
Ngl they look slow af tho
Nene yea that's why people get killed they underestimate them and boom
james thomas they aren’t swimming, they’re running on the water bed . Imagine how much faster they are when running on Land
But theyre clumsy af just zigzag a little and that thing cant follow
james thomas what you said was perfect because it gave me the opportunity to emphasis how fast these things are lol
I'll have to go with Tiger. Rips my throat open with one swing and then snaps my neck with one bite, basically decapitating me in under a minute. Gorilla is probably gonna pull me by my leg, throw me around, do some flips, scream, eat its own poop and try to feed it to me, then get offended if i refuse and the leg pulling begins all over again. Nah. I'll take the tiger.
I would rather be killed by a glowing blue being in the DMT dimension.
hell yah 🤣
So, the tiger?
That's how smurfs were born
That's no "being".. it's a freakin demon!
Yea bro fuck both of those animals
Tigers are pure badass. They live alone unlike Lions, and apparently in the coliseum days 2000 years ago in Rome tigers beat Lions in fights 90 percent of the time.
tigers are bigger than lions so that makes sense. They're also apex predators
Lions hunt in packs tigers are on solo dolo shii 24/7
Tigers back then were also much more stronger and also outnumbered todays tigers by a lot. There’s a politician who bought 45 tigers and brought them to the coliseum to fight and another politician did the same but he brought 45 Lions. At the end of the month after all the fighting 24 tigers survived while only 4 lions were left. The tigers who survived made it through their injuries and the ones who didn’t make it were due to the lions giving them a hard wound that’s very hard to heal from. Still 70 percent of the time tigers won
@@49nishant28 your mentality isn't gonna help you when a bigger cat whose claws are longer and who are more 1v1 type predeator pounds on you who is a smaler and has short claws and who is more of a group hunter
@@49nishant28 a tiger killed a lion with a tiger swipe. You clearly know nothing about big cats.
A recent attack on two bikers in the Indian state of Uttarakhand, a tiger came and took the second one, local authorities only retrieved his hands the next day. Do some videos on Jim Corbett- He was the legend, I repeat Legend.
Tigers are tired of calling customer service and can’t understand a god damn thing.
tlh1981 looooool
Lmaooo
Lmao 😂
Tiger lost traction over the pavement. Without that ablitilty to grab to the grab and push of with every stride he couldn't run NEARLY as fast. Wild stuff
@Chirag Patel not for a tiger dude
@@Noctifern lol it's funny how high that went over his head
“It’s horrific!”
Can’t think of a more ringing endorsement for my next watch.
"I'm giving that place to the Tigers." Hahaha!!
This dude's like a smarter Hannibal Buress.
So true man lmaoooo
But less funny
Somnambulose lmaooo thanks for that. I really thought the thumbnail was him before I saw the name.
Hahaha 100%
Smarter?
"Hypothetically speaking"
Thanks for clearing that up at the outset, Yves
The most comprehensive study of deaths due to tiger attacks estimates that at least 373,000 people died due to tiger attacks between 1800 and 2009, the majority of these attacks occurring in South and Southeast Asia.[1] Over the last five centuries, an estimated 1 million people have been eaten by tigers.[2] In Southeast Asia, attacks gradually declined after peaking in the nineteenth century, but attacks in South Asia have remained high, particularly in the Sundarbans.[1]
Fuck...I how NO idea it was like that. Shit gets real in India...
Lies
India has sooo many people and so little forest left though. If they kill all tigers that come close to humans, there won't be tigers left in India at all. And it's kind of sad because tigers are going extinct all over asia. :(
I thought he was pulling some stats out of his ass, that's wild.
@@Avatinfernus but in India the program for protection of these majestic creatures is pretty good and that shows in the rising number of tigers that are here today. Also people don't go around killing tigers here. Their habitat is well conserved
@@deepakbasavaraju5364 yea cuz they're eating people
My uncle is the type of guy who asks random questions like this all the time.
His stance on this, was that a (lion, rather) would go for the neck quickly and then eat you.
A gorilla however, would beat you until you weren't putting up any kind of resistance and then would use you as a toy or some sort of experiment. He said not only would you be beat within an inch of your life, you would have a gorilla finger in every orifice in your body. Because y'know us primates are inquisitive.
Gals be loving that shit
@@badsanta7356 yo, what the fuck😶
Had this thought too, I'm that type of uncle
Lions eat your balls first
@@badsanta7356 s- santa?
Usually tigers will only attack if your looking away as they don’t want to risk it as in the wild they can’t hunt injured but when the tigers figure out that we’re easier prey they’ll start hunting humans especially if the tigers are injured.
Nowadays I gotta google whatever video they’re watching since we can’t simultaneously watch anymore
yeah it sucks :/
Sometimes I turn to Joe Rogan for insight, clarity, multiple points of view, fantastical inquisitive conversation... sometimes I click because of this...
You start talking about technology to Joe and suddenly you realize that you are talking about animals, trips and chimpanzees😂😂😂 I love Joe🔥
For anyone curious, the trend of animals growing larger in colder climates is known as Bergmann’s Rule.
TRISTIN.BLACK what’s the explanation?
@@lavarballscousin9391 I know it’s been like a year but i thinks it’s because if you have more fat/muscle/body mass you create more body heat and warmth which is preferable to survive in colder climates
@@backwardsbrain2255 finally got my explanation, thanks lmao
@@lavarballscousin9391 No you didnt get you answer... its more related to size/surface area and heat radiation... basically larger the animal less the heat radiated(lost in this case) compared to smaller animal... siberian tigers(From Siberia or Korean peninsula) are a bit bigger than Bengal tiger(India,Nepal,Bangladesh) coz they lose heat less than the ones on these humid temperate climate.. same with the inuit look at them they are heavier than ones living at the equator
@@KTM_Trooper does this goes for humans too? People from Scandinavia are a lot bigger than people from subtropical regions of India, nepal, Sri Lanka.
The tiger seems like the best way to go. It's a natural predator that knows through experience how to take down prey. The ordeal would be over fairly quickly.
Gorillas on the other hand are mostly peaceful herbivores. I'd expect it to beat something a deterrent so in the scenario you'd be left bloody and bruised.
Gorillas will rip you apart. If chimps can do it then there is no reason a gorilla can’t
"you'd be left bloody and bruised"
i think you meant to say "I'd expect it to beat something a deterrent so in the scenario you'd be completely 100% dead
You could try kick it in the nuts, either that or be smashed to pieces
I look at this guys face and i keep expecting him to say "this is my REAL voice" like he did on the Eric Andre show. 😂
Wrong black guy buddy
Saw the title and got so excited....
Jean-Paul Badjo lol same 😂
Who remembers when this guy was the best lightweight on the planet
Hypothetical question - What would be the best jujitsu move to put on the tiger/gorilla, to give you a fighting chance?
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Tiger, I'd say rear naked choke because of how they are built they have range of movement limitations if you can hold on long and tight enough it's gunna have a harder time shaking you off.
The gorilla however has the same range of movement as us with the added factor of being many times stronger and a fair amount bigger and heavier so I don't think there is any type of move that would give you a fighting chance.
I mean the thing is strong enough to rip your arm clean off your body so I don't think there is any way you would be able to keep it in a hold or a lock long enough for it to cause damage before the thing just pulled you off it and one arm throws you at a tree or some shit 😅
I think you would have to abandon jujitsu all together and use its own aggressiveness against it. Wait till the 🐅 lunges at you then surprise it with a Dragon punch slicing its chest wide open destroying internal organs.
I thought this was hannibal 😂😂😂
he looks nothing like a mole.
I did too from the thumbnail 😂😅
🤦🏾♀️
Marx Mill hahah same
hannibal the bloke who donates to the cop killing association
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6:09
I swear tigers are so fast if he swiped that back tire. He would have been on them before they even finished crashing.
Joe is right in that situation there is literally nothing either guys could do. Like what would you do lol you go in for a tag team on him. If you both rushed the tiger would literally just pick one of them, grab his neck - thrash him to death in seconds. And then the other guy is punching the tiger. It would be horrific. Tiger would just snatch him and thrash his neck, you’d die instantly.
I never heard a better case for seeking asylum,,,,,,, what made you leave?? A tiger chased me out!! Welcome to America.
This is America. Wed give them guns so they could overthrow the tiger and set in place a compliant government 😂😂😂
@Smith-Mundts Modernization Act (Look into it) fuck, you're totally right!
How many ppl looked up the clip of the tiger chasing the dudes on the bike😂
Martin Lopez yeah the comments 10 months old g
Martin Lopez no worries, have a good day :)
I didn't because ive already seen it. Just like the rest of the world.
4:30 is EXACTLY why people either HATE or LOVE Joe Rogan… I’m on the love side, he’s speaking his mind without fear of backlash like always 💯
Now this is real Joe Rogan content.
FYI: Tigers climb trees and LIKE 2 swim
brandon Perkins they were built to catch any and everything
Nene not everything
Clash Smchitcle haha go to Siberia or an Indian jungle and test that.
@@clashsmchitcle7291 yes everything!
@@clashsmchitcle7291 do you say everything?
When you are Indian and you learn about the Sunderbans from uncle Joe Rogan
You are an Indian descent. You are not real Indian.
being killed by a iiger just looks cooler so I’ll pick that. I want 4K closeup slo-mo footage of my death-by-tiger
So that your kids have memorable last moment of you. Great
@@MichaTheLight I don’t have kids but if I did I’d hope they’d be badass enough to understand their dad wanted to go out that way...and they should try to top me someday.
Depends, sometimes tigers get mad if you put a resistance, they can claw the shit out of your face while biting your throat.
Better to not have video
i promise you you do not want to see a tiger rip a person apart
Joe rogan whispers “there so fasttttt” lmaooo
lol
*they’re
it’s like 10 straight clips i’ve watched that joe has referenced the mountain
Tony Ferguson is the type of guy that Gorillas and Tigers would be most afraid to die by....
Or chuck norris
@@threelionsonourshirt8259 Chuck Norris is making Tony Ferguson comments on TH-cam
Tony Ferguson would beat them by ankle pick
I just came here from the type of guy music video
Pretty sure either animal would I'll him
4:37 Joe's inner tiger king comes out lmao
“I’m Givin Dat Place To The Tigers” Ayoo Facts😭😭
I miss the good old days, when they would actually show the clips they were watching during the podcast on TH-cam :(
Ikr TH-cam got some bullshit ass rules now days
@Martin Lopez chill lol
Carol Baskins ex husband had no choice
Especially after that tuna juice bath.
Love these kinda podcasts while I'm sitting on the toilet
Joe "if your an elk you don't wanna be stuck in a valley of wolves" Rogan
"Ten years ago, coach James Larson gave Brian Ortega a choice: 0:18 ."
I love the fact that Joe Rogan have watched all videos that exists of wild animals against humans
This is what I listen to JRE for.
I love these types of discussions.
The way this video starts is the reason why I love this podcast.
The tiger tried to act like he was just crossing the street lol
Right. Other tigers are probably teasing him like you aint slick hold this L
@@LC-xn4dp If that's how Amerians "tease" eachother then you lot are weak lmao
@@westham3831 “Amerians” Jesus go back to school
Once he brings up the sunderbands you know he’s in his bag
lol he got his brain on
It's weird how he was talking about being killed by a tiger because, the next year a man-tiger called chimaev is going to almost kill him in the ring
This is a conversation you had with your best friend at the age of 7.... Still the best kind of conversations
I'm indian and I love the fact we protect tigers. We dont want anything to happen there population number and they have gone up a third. Well done India. Other countries take note it's not just the humans world.
So you just dont mind when they occasionally kill someone I guess.
@@treyjetson5320 8 billion people and 3 thousand tigers? Coupled with the fact that humans kill other humans, innocent animals including tigers and destroy forests where tigers actually live....? Yeah. It's a No-brainer...
We've virtually wiped out their population you clearly don't understand the repercussions. So they kill a few people what do you expect they are tigers. Are we not the stupid ones for knowing this and yet yet still happens not so often.
Hippos are the biggest man killers in the world it's irrelevant to what what that even matters no one is killing hippos. TIGERS ARE KILLED FOR THERE FUR ETC WAKE UP!
@@tajinderjohal4018 Hey im with you save the tigers! Too many people anyways.
@@treyjetson5320 they don't generally kill people because we are not part of there diet
Honestly didn’t think about the tiger slashing the tire on that bike til he said it. That just makes it so much more scary.
Tiger, cats instinctually go for the throat
Wow so these Tigers really are just salty AF!!
Joe's face in the title picture says so much about that conversation
0:48
Joe Rogan: it's horrific
Also Joe Rogan: *proceeds to laugh*
3:00 the reason is that Bengal Tigers(2nd largest) are in extremely large numbers there where as most tigers are small in population
6:20 when you're describing evolution but don't know it yet..
Haha, totally! Dude's epiphany was endearing!
Joe “I think that’s the case” Rogan
John McCormack It’s entirely possible
Sundarbans is like 100miles away from where I live.
This really is the most Joe Rogan video ever.
This is the third video in a row I’ve watched where joe has mentioned the tiger and the guys on the bike
Lmao. Let him have his moment
Haha lol mention the other ones
@@chollochopa one was with bill burr
TH-cam algorithm bro
Also love that Elk was mentioned in the first sentence 😂
4:00 I think it has something to do, also, with the metabolic rate (I think is something that most if not all big red blood animals have)
It’s entirely in the realm of possibility that Boe “DeerHunting” Hogan was entering the Elk DMT realm at 6:08
High elk strangeness..Threw dmt 😑
Tiger. Make that death quick.
Lmao. Really though, I feel like a gorilla would squeeze and throw me around until he finally decides to kill me. A tiger will go straight for the kill
Gorilla will rip ur nuts off
The question is do we die faster from open neck laceration blood loss or repeated blunt force trauma to the 💀?
“Would you rather die by gorilla or tiger?"
Dafuq?? How about NOT dying?? 😆
someone's gotta ask these questions XD
“Of course hypothetically”
...really? I thought he was about to bring out a Tiger.
I didn’t know I wanted to watch this. Thank you Joe Rogan.
Male tigers in India (Bengal tigers) can get as heavy as 320 kg and and reach a head and body length of 130 inches. They are bigger especially in northern parts of India and in Nepal.
kg and inches?
I like how he added "of course hypothetically", didn't want to scare Joe
😂
I would like to see joe talk to someone about lion vs tiger fight or Siberian tiger vs grizzly bear fight. I just love the way he talks about animals
Damn, I just noticed that Joey Diaz poster on the tree in the opening of his videos 0:00