ABB Robots Katana Fight

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  • @bobfrediii2131
    @bobfrediii2131 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4478

    The video cuts when when they put the swords back, that’s because th entire room suddenly split in half

  • @jacobtasker1370
    @jacobtasker1370 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9340

    You deny your weapon it's purpose. It yearns to bathe in the hydraulic fluid of its enemies, but you hold it back.

    • @brentholman168
      @brentholman168 8 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      Rather, be as the fluid, & have one's brother write the #Code

    • @PurpleElixer
      @PurpleElixer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      Now you're just being nasty :D

    • @wwspd7105
      @wwspd7105 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      What?do you wanna kill someone?or just wash the weapon with blood?

    • @GDrakoTurnover
      @GDrakoTurnover 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      +hillbert 10 .

    • @AVPfan360pro
      @AVPfan360pro 7 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      Nice metal gear rising refrence ;)

  • @jimmybaldino5026
    @jimmybaldino5026 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7113

    I was halfway expecting them to to just crazy at full speed

    • @lillomourn2238
      @lillomourn2238 3 ปีที่แล้ว +504

      That would have been way cooler

    • @mrfreetime5177
      @mrfreetime5177 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      WHY DO I HEAR BOSS MUSIC

    • @OfficialMakiPlays
      @OfficialMakiPlays 3 ปีที่แล้ว +261

      your wish has been granted
      the robot are already at full speed

    • @sassafrassanid5718
      @sassafrassanid5718 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      That would’ve probably broken the swords

    • @tranminhhieu9492
      @tranminhhieu9492 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      They would if the robots are programmed to do so. But that's not how you actually fight using a katana.

  • @Subflower19
    @Subflower19 3 ปีที่แล้ว +658

    Bet you the guy who got to code these moves had some fun. Imagine your boss being like " okay make them fight with swords "

    • @Razorcarl
      @Razorcarl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah

    • @jurisembergs9245
      @jurisembergs9245 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      With a little support of AI you will turn Caterpillar Zeppelin into automatic basement digger. There was one video on youtube, robotic arm finds previse location in the universe repeatedly, that technology is awesome, no bluetooth closed space beacons or other inaccurate, pure math. Cat Zeppelin receive all daya by mathematical reference points, like robotic arm

  • @deviousN
    @deviousN 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1225

    "You are a slave to the binary code!"
    "And you bring dishonor to your batch with your defective logic!"

    • @tyronehendricks509
      @tyronehendricks509 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Honestly underrated

    • @kylestanley7843
      @kylestanley7843 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      That first line is... actually fucking brilliant.

    • @ofieinc.5362
      @ofieinc.5362 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hahaha the robots argument that you made is hilarious... I can totally picture it as bleach characters XD... Lol

    • @gendai_ronindgr
      @gendai_ronindgr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Is this a ghost of tsushima reference?

    • @Helman114
      @Helman114 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Imagine if the first machine to become a fully sapient AI decides that "I SHOULD BE THE ONLY ONE OF MY KIND! ALL OTHER AI MUST DIE OR BE ENSLAVED TO MY WILL!"- I mean, that'd be very 'human' of it.

  • @av3stube480
    @av3stube480 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2256

    The most impressive part of this video for me is when they held the tips of the katanas perfectly facing one another and moved the swords. Like damn, the degree of precision and control these robots have is unreal.

    • @refraggedbean
      @refraggedbean 3 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      Well theyre industrial manufacturing robots at the core of their design, so they need that level of precision

    • @badreddinekasmi8919
      @badreddinekasmi8919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      @@refraggedbean I think part of the impressive factor is that we're not used to seeing manufacturing robots handle tools like these.

    • @PayNoTaxes0GetNoVote
      @PayNoTaxes0GetNoVote 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      This was 7 years or more ago. Imagine what they have now.

    • @user-vx1wt4hb5l
      @user-vx1wt4hb5l 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      some similar robots in "AUTOMATICA - Robots Vs. Music - Nigel Stanford", some of it is CGI but apparently the robots can actually move that fast

    • @omniyambot9876
      @omniyambot9876 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      They use stepper fuckin motors and I don't know if they use feedbacks but that isn't impressive anymore. The impressive part here is fuckin math.

  • @MisterBurgerBeachball
    @MisterBurgerBeachball 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3054

    We're all worried about the robots gaining sentience and wanting to kill us, but have we ever considered robots gaining sentience and wanting to kill each other?

    • @myingar20
      @myingar20 3 ปีที่แล้ว +305

      or humans growing sentience and killi.... oh wait

    • @JohnSmith-qf1jn
      @JohnSmith-qf1jn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      It won’t happen in your life time. Worry not.

    • @Khajiidaro
      @Khajiidaro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      I mean humans did create robots and we want to make them in our image...

    • @ThirdLawPair
      @ThirdLawPair 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Or gaining sentience only to immediately break free of human conflicts and live amongst themselves in peace.

    • @soravalentin6906
      @soravalentin6906 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Khajiidaro 🤔 Then probably Gods created humans using their image too.

  • @ForFoodHeThought
    @ForFoodHeThought 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11517

    Oh great, samurais will soon be unemployed.

    • @huelikduhimbecile1365
      @huelikduhimbecile1365 8 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      Samurai with ranks have been gone ever since the 1800s. The only thing left from samurai is their weapons, armor, and teachings

    • @rcticfloof
      @rcticfloof 8 ปีที่แล้ว +478

      +Bionic Chiem i think it was a joke

    • @PallavTHEsinha
      @PallavTHEsinha 8 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      samurais are already unemployed.

    • @mysticcuber6449
      @mysticcuber6449 8 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      I'm not sure, but I think the plural of samurai is samurai.

    • @moahammad1mohammad
      @moahammad1mohammad 7 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      A unemployed samurai is actually called a ronin...

  • @Siegdrifa
    @Siegdrifa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +489

    Plot twist : This is not 2 robots doing katana fight, it's one giant robot hidden underground with only his arms sticking out of the floor.

    • @rayamaz1076
      @rayamaz1076 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      🤣i thought about this too

    • @sincereflowers3218
      @sincereflowers3218 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Delete this comment immediately

    • @mainstream2226
      @mainstream2226 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The robot equivalent of a child playing Mortal Kombat using his own 2 hands as the Kombatants.

    • @MrSkme
      @MrSkme 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      not entirely false in a way

    • @alvaromarjalizo5904
      @alvaromarjalizo5904 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mata nui?

  • @rabagorabago3693
    @rabagorabago3693 2 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    Memories broken, the truth goes unspoken
    I've even forgotten my name
    I don't know the season or what is the reason
    I'm standing here holding my blade
    A desolate place (place)
    Without any trace (trace)
    It's only the cold wind I feel
    It's me that I spite as I stand up and fight
    The only thing I know for real
    There will be blood (blood) shed (shed)
    The man in the mirror nods his head
    The only one (one) left (left)
    Will ride upon the dragon's back
    Because the mountains don't give back what they take
    Oh no, there will be blood (blood) shed (shed)
    It's the only thing I've ever known
    Losing my identity
    Wondering, "Have I gone insane?"
    To find the truth in front of me I must climb this mountain range
    Looking downward from this deadly height and never realizing why I fight

    • @sunnydost8371
      @sunnydost8371 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Show me a good time jack

    • @homieboi5352
      @homieboi5352 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ah, now I see! You deny your end effector it’s purpose! It yearns to bathe in the hydraulic fluid of your enemies, but you hold it back!

    • @Kraken906YT
      @Kraken906YT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Like i said kids are cruel jack and im very in touch with my inner child

  • @Raffix394
    @Raffix394 7 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    Just imagine someone died in a working accident and his tomb stone reads "killed by a katana wielding robot".

    • @Konpekikaminari
      @Konpekikaminari 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Put that on mine even if it's false

    • @johnlucas6683
      @johnlucas6683 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sounds like an awesome fight.

    • @sham_0252
      @sham_0252 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ok..after 3 years this comment got some replies...wow

    • @Inspector-gs1qb
      @Inspector-gs1qb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I appear to have created a knife wielding tentacle.. if anyone would like to come turn it off thats fine by me.

  • @BinkieMcFartnuggets
    @BinkieMcFartnuggets 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6015

    Hundreds of years from now, robots are going to look back on this like slave fights.

    • @Peron1-MC
      @Peron1-MC 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      +BinkieMcFartnuggets XD

    • @fahadovich
      @fahadovich 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      hahahahahahahahahaha

    • @jerryorder9084
      @jerryorder9084 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      BinkieMcFartnuggets we already have, slave...you just don't know it!

    • @stivosaurus
      @stivosaurus 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      "Robot" comes from the word "rabotat", meaning to work.

    • @jeffzabriskie9689
      @jeffzabriskie9689 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      #Robotlivesmatter

  • @MikonyaanGurevich
    @MikonyaanGurevich 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1865

    Gotta be honest, Metal Gear Rising 2 looks amazing.

  • @billtree52
    @billtree52 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Now in the next Terminator movie, Arnold goes back to feudal Japan:
    "I need your armor, your horse, and your family sword"

  • @TheNasaDude
    @TheNasaDude 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    First robot draws sword and says "All engineers are king!"
    Second robot draws too and responds " If they breathe, they are NEEEERDS!"
    Dramatic music swells and epic battle begins

  • @genericytprofile852
    @genericytprofile852 3 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    They're a little confused, but they got the spirit!

    • @itscat2.0
      @itscat2.0 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Spirit? Robot? Please don't make me laugh

    • @butterlerpunch
      @butterlerpunch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Is this a adeptus mechanicus reference?

    • @robertstevensii4018
      @robertstevensii4018 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@butterlerpunch we demand TOASTERS

    • @Zack_Zander
      @Zack_Zander 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      0:50 - 1:05 looks pretty good at 2x speed.
      50 second to calibrate and prepare is a bit long.

  • @DrThunder88
    @DrThunder88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1425

    Katana Robot: "What is my purpose?"
    Rick: "You fight with a katana."
    Katana Robot: "Oh my god."
    Rick: "Yeah, it's pretty awesome, pal."

    • @jhonjhon1740
      @jhonjhon1740 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Pass the butter

    • @Praise___YaH
      @Praise___YaH 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Guys, Here is the Original Semitic Text. HERE is The REAL Savior
      YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF”
      From the Ancient Semitic Scroll:
      "Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3)
      Ancient Semitic Direct Translation
      Yad - "Behold The Hand"
      He - "Behold the Breath"
      Vav - "Behold The NAIL"

    • @firewall5189
      @firewall5189 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Praise___YaH hey man thats pretty cool but we just wanna talk about cool samurai robots

    • @Mechanarian
      @Mechanarian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Praise___YaH lmao I read that whole fucking thing and expected it to be super weird, but it’s legit just the same as the story of Christianity but with different names

    • @Praise___YaH
      @Praise___YaH 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Mechanarian
      YaH Who Created “MAN (Adam)” was Who they Crucified for the sins of “MAN”
      YaH arrived to be Crucified via the Tent of Meeting, not childbirth
      How simple is that and no ones virgin daughter is getting pregnant by their “god”
      Nice to meet you brother
      Praise YaH and NONE BUT YaH

  • @Charkel
    @Charkel 7 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    "So how are we going to sell these robots in japan?"
    "Well I have this crazy idea but it might work"

    • @mudsp1ash
      @mudsp1ash 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That will work anywhere not just in Japan

    • @quinadams8088
      @quinadams8088 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Advait Dali true lol who wouldn’t want this in the lobby of their business.

    • @trevorthompson6825
      @trevorthompson6825 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jokes on you, all things considered there's a good chance these robots were developed in Japan or at least by a japanese company. Thank god cultural appropriation wasn't involved, that would just be so terrible.

    • @iscreamsandbitch-_-3774
      @iscreamsandbitch-_-3774 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ABB is a Swiss/ swedish company

  • @mr.voidout4739
    @mr.voidout4739 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    _"self-taught, and not half bad."_

    • @zeatu7949
      @zeatu7949 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      _still... your technique lacks something_

    • @cloakey1036
      @cloakey1036 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      _You deny your weapon it's purpose! It yearns to bathe in the blood of your enemies, yet you hold it back._

    • @sanicishere7295
      @sanicishere7295 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@cloakey1036 _No... my sword is a tool of justice._

  • @yannisliosis8108
    @yannisliosis8108 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    We're all worried about the robots gaining sentience and wanting to kill us and at the same time we give them swords

  • @koreboredom4302
    @koreboredom4302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    Dude I've seen and used some of these machines before. They could've programmed it to go as fast as actual anime characters. Would've killed to see some ultra-instinct lightspeed battles.

    • @zhaiketoledo3658
      @zhaiketoledo3658 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I kinda want to see that

    • @Hydrogoniise
      @Hydrogoniise 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@zhaiketoledo3658 This is pretty close, though much smaller.
      th-cam.com/video/pQ2dI_B_Ycg/w-d-xo.html

    • @zhaiketoledo3658
      @zhaiketoledo3658 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Hydrogoniise Thx now its both traditional and CULTURED

    • @MGSLurmey
      @MGSLurmey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That would have been AWESOME but I doubt anyone would want katanas flinging around at those speeds even if they're clamped securely into the arms.

    • @cloakey1036
      @cloakey1036 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was expecting there to be blood shed

  • @ds37
    @ds37 9 ปีที่แล้ว +867

    It's all fun and games until the machines get sentient and send blade wielding robots to hunt us down.

    • @Peron1-MC
      @Peron1-MC 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      +ds37 emp dat shit

    • @TheGraySeed
      @TheGraySeed 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Literally Orokin from Warframe

    • @nostop7794
      @nostop7794 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      TheGraySeed its ok, we Have an Excalibur.

    • @ahsoka_polo
      @ahsoka_polo 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      ds37 emp

    • @strykerenigma349
      @strykerenigma349 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      We're fucked.

  • @professionaldumbo5609
    @professionaldumbo5609 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Memories broken
    The truth goes unspoken
    I’ve even forgotten my name
    I don’t know the season
    Or what is the reason
    I’m standing here holding my blade
    A desolate place
    Without any trace
    It’s only the cold wind I feel
    It’s me that I spite
    As I stand up and fight
    The only thing I know for real
    There will be blood-shed
    The man in the mirror nods his head
    The only one left
    Will ride upon the dragon’s back
    Because the mountains don’t give back what they take
    Oh no
    There will be blood-shed
    It’s the only thing I’ve ever known
    Losing my identity
    Wondering have I gone insane
    To find the truth in front of me
    I must climb this mountain range
    Looking downward from this deadly height
    And never realizing why I fight

  • @theredviking1905
    @theredviking1905 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    *There will be BLOOD ...SHED.....
    THE MAN IN THE MIRROR NODS HIS HEAD
    THE ONLY ONE..... LEFT*

    • @tretrefairman
      @tretrefairman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      This is what I was looking for.

    • @ThatDamnGato
      @ThatDamnGato 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      WILL RIDE UPON THE DRAGON'S BACK
      BECAUSE THE MOUNTAINS DON'T GIVE BACK WHAT THEY TAKE
      OH NO

    • @zeatu7949
      @zeatu7949 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      THERE WILL BE BLOOD SHED
      IT'S THE ONLY THING I'VE EVER KNOWN

  • @OlintoGiannini
    @OlintoGiannini 7 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    0:18 "Grazie ai nostri cuscinetti!!"
    cit. italian engineer

    • @qdaniele97
      @qdaniele97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Behold the italian bearings 😁

    • @JNico444
      @JNico444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      HAHAHAH con quanta fierezza lo dice

    • @edalbyek6060
      @edalbyek6060 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought that was someone speaking Japanese in an Italian accent lol

    • @OrangeC7
      @OrangeC7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      To my ear it sounded like he said something like "遣らせの尽くしね", meaning something along the lines of "They're really devoting themselves to this performance" (That's not a very good translation though)

    • @JNico444
      @JNico444 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@OrangeC7 nope that’s fully italian

  • @ymck1294
    @ymck1294 3 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    When you and your enemy have the same sensei and both of you never skipped the class

  • @NatPJ1
    @NatPJ1 10 ปีที่แล้ว +544

    RULES OF NATUUURE

    • @darkghor6372
      @darkghor6372 10 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP. WITH THEIR LIVES ON THE LINE.

    • @TheKennoarkkan
      @TheKennoarkkan 10 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      darkghor
      ALIIIIIIIIIIVE

    • @zack01598
      @zack01598 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      FOR A WHILE

    • @not-immortal854
      @not-immortal854 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      NO CHOICE

    • @priffe3440
      @priffe3440 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      WHY ARE WE IN CAPS-LOCK?

  • @jimmyd6268
    @jimmyd6268 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    The scary past is that these robotic arms can do these movements much more faster and still be this precise

    • @helikos1
      @helikos1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What is even scarier is that you attempted to pass off that sentence as English.

  • @roleplayingwithidiots7455
    @roleplayingwithidiots7455 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    The ABB robot on the right was truly a master.
    The binomial life form found an opening and utilized the advantage to show its superiority.
    I thought it was going to sever the other robot at the wrist or joint, but stopped.
    Truly the mark of a great sword robot.
    Now I got go bow down for a week without food or water day and night and hope it finds me worthy enough to train.
    The life of a hew-mon is filled with secrecy and peril.

  • @tickingtimebomb1814
    @tickingtimebomb1814 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I loved how they went tip to tip and the tips of each blade stayed perfectly in place, beautiful precision, incredible engineering

  • @draconicpaladin377
    @draconicpaladin377 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Show me a good time, Jack!

  • @dengudenson6406
    @dengudenson6406 8 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    0:08 was so satisfying

    • @JOKERKYZAR
      @JOKERKYZAR 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      what about 0:16

    • @Alucard-gt1zf
      @Alucard-gt1zf 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      JOKER KYZAR touching tips :)

    • @brennonmitchell7753
      @brennonmitchell7753 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      JOKER KYZAR perfectly symmetrical tip touching oh fuk yes.

  • @jefthereaper
    @jefthereaper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That's a pretty impressive way to show the precision of your machines.

  • @guestblame
    @guestblame 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    THERE WILL BE BLOODSHED
    please continue

    • @alabaster1995
      @alabaster1995 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      THE MAN IN THE MIRROR NODS HIS HEAD

    • @guestblame
      @guestblame 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      WILL RIDE UPON THE DRAGON’S BACK

    • @guestblame
      @guestblame 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@blueiconGD OH NO

    • @whatthe999
      @whatthe999 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      THERE WILL BE BLOOD
      SHED!!!!!

    • @guestblame
      @guestblame 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ITS THE ONLY THING I’VE EVER KNOWN

  • @hfar_in_the_sky
    @hfar_in_the_sky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Little did we know that the world of Nier: Automata was closer to becoming reality than we thought.

    • @DanSher
      @DanSher 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      We gave swords to robots, now it's time to make them thicc.

  • @NOlR_Deco
    @NOlR_Deco 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "A weapon to surpass Metal Gear!"

  • @iPrincessJodie
    @iPrincessJodie 8 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    All fun and games until one chops the other ones hose off!

    • @highperformancedan
      @highperformancedan 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lee Barker lol

    • @RitshGamer
      @RitshGamer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      This isn't a game. As you can see at 1:02 the brave left robot got outplayed by the right one and almost lost his arm, you can even see him shaking slightly afterwards.. *robots feel pain too*

    • @BrandonLe621
      @BrandonLe621 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RitshGamer R/WOOOOOOOOSH

    • @1ztype343
      @1ztype343 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@BrandonLe621 I could say the same to you

  • @The_Red_Legion
    @The_Red_Legion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The engineering and programming is so impressive! Also thanks you too for recommending this 7 years later

  • @BZX10V
    @BZX10V 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Wow raiden Vs Sam rematch looking sick with those enchantments

  • @BenMcFarland
    @BenMcFarland 10 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Behold! Our fears of a zombie apocalypse can be averted as we deploy sword wielding robots to defeat the hordes.
    Unfortunately, our fears of a robot apocalypse are only be accentuated, as we further instruct and arm our future metal overlords.
    #fryingpanandfire

  • @MrBGeonzon
    @MrBGeonzon 10 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    I give up how the hell are humans supposed to compete with *Ninja Robots*...

    • @damianblue2648
      @damianblue2648 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      go behind the robot and cut its wiring. trip the robot and tie its legs. or just shoot the robot with any gun

    • @siyarg.4900
      @siyarg.4900 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      see humans are not perfectly symmetrical while the robots are so we can confuse the robot at FUCK IT UP. also these robots are pretty slow so you can fake jab and slash

    • @james_thomps
      @james_thomps 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      emp

    • @siyarg.4900
      @siyarg.4900 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      James Thompson Yes

    • @Swirft
      @Swirft 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bryan Geonzon Need healing

  • @johnnythreefour2902
    @johnnythreefour2902 10 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    Well that was anti-climatic as fuck.

    • @Finnadip
      @Finnadip 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      was expecting some full on swords clashing

    • @CuthbertNibbles
      @CuthbertNibbles 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Skullsweets I'm pretty sure clashing would destroy the swords. You've gotta remember, these robots will be doing this for days, likely weeks on end, hitting exactly the same spot every time. They're also more than powerful enough to snap those katanas in half as if they were twigs.

    • @springbloom5940
      @springbloom5940 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      So, will be the extinguishing of Homo Sapiens Sapiens.

    • @ShinziiArt
      @ShinziiArt 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Very even at 2x speed

    • @jay-tbl
      @jay-tbl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I found it really impressive idk

  • @TIOLIOfficial
    @TIOLIOfficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Plot twist: they are actually so fast that our brains cannot ever process the speed at which they are moving, till suddenly the room splits in half.

  • @babubhaiyabandookbaz3716
    @babubhaiyabandookbaz3716 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    0:07 This feels more like a sword kissing rather than fight

  • @M30W3R
    @M30W3R 10 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    BEING TRACKED BY A STARVING BEAST
    LOOKING FOR ITS DAILY FEAST

  • @psyssi
    @psyssi 9 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    MEMORIES BROKEN THE TRUTH GOES UNSPOKEN

    • @HungryKestrel78
      @HungryKestrel78 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I've even forgotten my name!

    • @jacobtasker1370
      @jacobtasker1370 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +psyssi I'VE EVEN FORGOTTEN MY NAAAAME!

    • @Xeno2004
      @Xeno2004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      _I don't the season or what is the reason_
      *I'm standing here holding my blade!*

    • @suri_exe
      @suri_exe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Xeno2004 A DESOLATE PLACE (PLACE) WITHOUT ANY TRACE (TRACE)

    • @lanceocana9059
      @lanceocana9059 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@suri_exe ITS ONLY THE COLD WIND I FEEEEEEEEeeeEL

  • @haneulnara9960
    @haneulnara9960 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "Okay... let’s dance!"

  • @goldexp1882
    @goldexp1882 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Show me a good time, Jack!"

  • @DrIllegalCarrot
    @DrIllegalCarrot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Now that was a... Battle Without Honor or Humanity

  • @AdityaSingh-tk6et
    @AdityaSingh-tk6et 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I said my sword is a tool of justice, not used in anger, not drawn in vengeance. But now, I’m not so sure. And besides, this isn’t my sword.

  • @LabTech41
    @LabTech41 10 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Please robots, calm yourselves, perfectly symmetrical violence never solves anything.

  • @toastmaker466
    @toastmaker466 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    They're touching tips

    • @beanzilla9513
      @beanzilla9513 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Sounds kinda gay

    • @k.r.99
      @k.r.99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Damn son, that gayscalated quickly.

    • @Reyeoux
      @Reyeoux 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Just say no homo

    • @k27ism
      @k27ism 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You make it sound gay

    • @Reyeoux
      @Reyeoux 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *That's the point*

  • @Kimchi_Studios
    @Kimchi_Studios 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Hey Dale can you step in there and make sure the katanas are still aligned?"

  • @skyejamss
    @skyejamss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Everybody gangsta till the robot breaks the glass and started attacking the spectator

    • @THATxGUYxLEX
      @THATxGUYxLEX 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s actually it’s hands, Robots going to rise out of the ground Undertaker style.

  • @OttomanZC
    @OttomanZC 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    ''.. İstanbul'a gidiyorum da, o yüzden. Haydi iyi akşamlar''

  • @argos4608
    @argos4608 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I was hoping for the robots to have that climax scene when one of them is cut in half

  • @notbobby125
    @notbobby125 10 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    If this was actually two operators or some kind of artificial intelligence actually fighting, rather than a very carefully programmed set of moves, I bet the robots would shatter the katanas before they could do any more than superficial damage to each other.

    • @templar684
      @templar684 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I believe it is actually possible to do. Programing it would not be that hard, implementing sensors that read the moves of the opponent might be more difficult, but doable. Of course all moves would be predefined since we dont have learning AI just yet( then we will, might as well commit seppuku). As for shattering the swords, well it all depends on the forse applied and the material swords are made of. If you make them strike as hard as humans, then swords will not shatter that easily.

    • @OmegaGamer04
      @OmegaGamer04 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      notbobby125 You can "teach" an AI that shattering your own sword is bad. They tend to avoid shattering then

    • @pneumonoultramicroscopicsi4065
      @pneumonoultramicroscopicsi4065 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +templar684 there's a learning AI, making robots fights is possible, what we lack is an AI with general intelligence

    • @credinzel6996
      @credinzel6996 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@templar684 "Then swords will not shatter that easily.."
      *Laughs on traditionally made japanese steel*
      Well, more like chipped and maybe distortion of you were to slam it on a mounted bar of steel.

    • @michaelreed6603
      @michaelreed6603 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      If this were ai, it would be like two men trying to beat each other with popsicles. They would drop the dumb swords and try to rip each other out of the ground

  • @josunday7081
    @josunday7081 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    dear God, they’re teaching the machines the way of the blade, this is both terminator and metal gear rising All over again.

  • @neonbunnies9596
    @neonbunnies9596 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Yes TH-cam algorithm, this is what I wanted to see

  • @legendofsonic3979
    @legendofsonic3979 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    *MEMORIES BROKEN, TRUTH GOES UNSPOKEN, I EVEN FORGOTTEN MY NAAAAME!!*

    • @ElPinchiBear
      @ElPinchiBear 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I DON'T KNOW THE SEASON OR WHAT IS THE REASON IM STILL HERE HOLDING MY BLADE

  • @randojones2030
    @randojones2030 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This futuristic war dance is nothing short of beautiful

  • @breadfan_85
    @breadfan_85 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    When you accidentally feed both of your robot samurais the same instructions.

  • @KM-ot6vo
    @KM-ot6vo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This legendary battle ripped a hole through the fabric of space because of how precise and symmetrical it was.

  • @aniquinstark4347
    @aniquinstark4347 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It's amazing how well synced they are. I don't think even humans could do a demonstration this smooth.

  • @koishikomeiji9815
    @koishikomeiji9815 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    0:49 "THERE WILL BE BLOOD SHED!!"

  • @SayerRaider
    @SayerRaider 10 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Rules of nature intensifies

  • @Roy-mk9zl
    @Roy-mk9zl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Everything is a game until these robos go crazy.

  • @lemontv7883
    @lemontv7883 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Memories:Broken
    Truth:Unspoken
    Name:Forgotten

  • @Hakiri27
    @Hakiri27 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I feel like this is going to be youtube's new "it's time" video...

  • @Blured2062
    @Blured2062 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Memories broken

  • @professorxangus
    @professorxangus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I was waiting for them to start going at the speed of light

  • @reveirg9
    @reveirg9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Everyone impressed at the precision of the robots but I'm more impressed at the precision of the katana. They are part of the reason the robots can keep the tips together.

  • @jordannelson3158
    @jordannelson3158 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This video took away my free will. I couldn't stop watching

  • @inusara9306
    @inusara9306 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Now Michael Bay enters and adds explosion effects in the backgrounds

  • @nyagaga
    @nyagaga 10 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    ROOLS OF NATCHAAAAARRRGH

  • @InappropriatePolarbear
    @InappropriatePolarbear 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I'm seeing a lot more interpretive dance than I'm seeing fighting.

  • @VirtualMe
    @VirtualMe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    After so much years Obi-Wan and dark vader still fighting like this

    • @Alex_Fishman
      @Alex_Fishman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *DID YOU JUST SAY “DARK VADER”?*

  • @nightset601
    @nightset601 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    MEMORIES BROKEN, THE TRUTH GOES UNSPOKEN

  • @radhikasudheer
    @radhikasudheer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Jetstream Sam vs Raiden, Metal Gear Rising Revengeance for the PS3, 2013

    • @YoshiLikesFate
      @YoshiLikesFate 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      PS3, Xbox One, Android(surprisingly)

  • @toes5720
    @toes5720 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    THEY'RE WILL BE BLOOD!!
    SHED!!!

  • @MaxineLucieum
    @MaxineLucieum 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    THERE WILL BE BLOOD-SHED, THE MAN IN THE MIRROR NODS HIS HEAD

  • @fourcreatures
    @fourcreatures 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thank you for recommending this to me TH-cam algorithm.

  • @jdstark24
    @jdstark24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm far more impressed with the humans that built it than I am with what it's capable of

  • @zedc6072
    @zedc6072 10 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    RULES OF NATURE

  • @TheRareFoxy
    @TheRareFoxy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This was 7 years ago, imagine what they can do now!

  • @burakaydn4953
    @burakaydn4953 8 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    İstanbula gidiyorumda o yüzden hadi yakşamlar.

    • @MusaAvc
      @MusaAvc 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      servisler kalkıyormuş

    • @tacettinkosar8056
      @tacettinkosar8056 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      bayrakları asmalımıyız? :D

    • @selcukdemir1368
      @selcukdemir1368 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ahahashashasha direk yorumlara baktım amk kim yazdı diy e:DAS

    • @cagrigumusler
      @cagrigumusler 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Servis dedi kalıyo dedi yakşamlar dedi

    • @380VOLTtv
      @380VOLTtv 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      0:47

  • @LeissGaming
    @LeissGaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That level of precision is truly amazing

  • @flyingazimut8516
    @flyingazimut8516 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    MEMORIES BROKEN, THE TRUTH GOES UNSPOKEN, I EVEN FORGOTTEN MY NAAAAAAME

  • @jojosans5849
    @jojosans5849 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    memories broken the truth goes unspoken
    I’ve even forgotten my name
    I don’t know the season or what is the reason
    I’m standing here holding my blade
    A desolate place (place) without any trace (trace)
    It’s only the cold wind I feel
    It’s me that I spite as I stand up and fight
    The only thing I know for real
    There will be bloodshed
    The man in the mirror nods his head
    The only one left
    Will ride upon the dragon’s back
    Because the mountains don’t give back what they take
    Oh, no, there will be blood- (blood) -shed (shed)
    It’s the only thing I’ve ever known

  • @Snc-np4hr
    @Snc-np4hr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    *"No no no, it's a gay samurai fight. They're just gonna lightly touch tips"*

  • @khxml
    @khxml 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Is that a Hattori Hanzo blade?"

  • @iron4517
    @iron4517 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I expected a full blown fight honestly

  • @SilverXenolupus
    @SilverXenolupus 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This reminds me of experimental 3D animations from the 90s. I can't wait to see what they can do in a few decades!

  • @anorexicwater4663
    @anorexicwater4663 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Memories: broken
    Truth: unspoken
    Name: forgotten

  • @先生小貓
    @先生小貓 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    cosa c'entrano i cuscinetti?

  • @eduardoarmenta9232
    @eduardoarmenta9232 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Sir Arthur Dayne: "Now it begins"
    Eddard Stark: "No, now it ends"

  • @somethingsimple9603
    @somethingsimple9603 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nice to know robots fight with a right handed style. This will come in useful in my sword fights against the terminators

  • @bharathprince3475
    @bharathprince3475 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Me: plays at 2x speed
    "Top 10 anime moments"

    • @GrixxlyStrength
      @GrixxlyStrength 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was expecting it to be a little more like that

  • @kaiserepsilon4011
    @kaiserepsilon4011 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    MEMORIES BROKEN,
    THE TRUTH GOES UNSPOKEN,
    I'VE EVEN FORGOTTEN MY NAAAAA-AA-A-AAAME!
    I DON'T KNOW THE SEASON, OR WHAT IS THE REASON I'M
    STANDING HERE, HOLDING MY BLAAAAAADE!
    A DESOLATE PLACE! (PLACE!)
    WITHOUT ANY TRACE! (TRACE)
    IT'S ONLY THE COLD WIND I FEEEEE-EE-E-EL...
    IT'S ME THAT I SPITE AS I STAND UP AND FIGHT,
    THE ONLY THING I KNOW FOR REAL;
    there will be...
    *BLOOD! SHED!*
    THE MAN IN THE MIRROR NODS HIS HEAD.
    THE ONLY
    ONE! LEFT!
    WILL RIDE UPON THE DRAGON'S BACK.
    BECAUSE THE MOUNTAINS DON'T GIVE BACK WHAT THEY TAKE...
    OH NO, THERE WILL BE
    BLOOD! SHED!
    *IT'S THE ONLY THING I'VE EVER KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN!!*
    Losing my identity,
    wondering if I've gone insane...
    to find the truth in front of me,
    I must climb this mountain range,
    LOOKING DOWNWARDS FROM THIS DEADLY HEIGHT,
    *AND NEVER REALIZING WHY I FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!*

  • @jackdavis455
    @jackdavis455 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Now this is the content I have been waiting for.