Multiply A Weapon's Stats By 10

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  • @laffingfox7049
    @laffingfox7049 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2284

    Red Tape Recorder
    + Turns enemy buildings into scrap metal
    - 1000% sapper damage penalty

    • @SanderTheCockatoo
      @SanderTheCockatoo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      If its minus damage then it heals buildings xD

    • @atwat6157
      @atwat6157 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Too bad it will turn it into scrap metal

    • @bobREALOG
      @bobREALOG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Free metal

    • @kidwithapickle3878
      @kidwithapickle3878 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      8 thought it couldn’t get worse

    • @taureon_
      @taureon_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      - heals enemy buildings so fast that your teammates can't destroy them

  • @danielmclatchie2053
    @danielmclatchie2053 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1408

    Conniver’s Kunai
    -Start with only 1 health
    +Become God for a minute on backstab

    • @flameyboy4184
      @flameyboy4184 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Daniel McLatchie one time I played on a x10 randomizer server, got kunai, bootlegger, and I cant remember my other weapons but I started with about 1-10 hp, backstabbed a heavy and had over 1000 hp,

    • @animarthur5297
      @animarthur5297 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@flameyboy4184 X100 is even better.
      Start with only 1 health,and get 20.000 HEALTH on backstab.

    • @fishiersticks
      @fishiersticks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A minute? More like a year

  • @TigerShark97
    @TigerShark97 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2336

    Mad Milk
    - Enemies hit will turn into friendly Medics
    - Can be used to prevent forest fires

  • @twotailedavenger
    @twotailedavenger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1885

    Behold, the video that launched an entire gamemode.

    • @SH4WNATR0N
      @SH4WNATR0N 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Upon x100 release, I felt my soul get sucked out of me

    • @ultimategamerbr150
      @ultimategamerbr150 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Right

    • @thatoneguy734
      @thatoneguy734 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      legend

    • @secondYTime
      @secondYTime 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The thread which received video adaptation*

    • @joshualeahy2162
      @joshualeahy2162 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SH4WNATR0N You like being sucked huh little no soul having shooter? ☠️

  • @cheezkid2689
    @cheezkid2689 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1684

    God, this is ancient.
    This is a relic.
    Incredible.

    • @thilsiktonix
      @thilsiktonix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes lmao

    • @forutivedg5711
      @forutivedg5711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Win XP

    • @MajinMist603
      @MajinMist603 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      but its smooth ..............

    • @weirddog5580
      @weirddog5580 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It seems we meet again

    • @cheezkid2689
      @cheezkid2689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@weirddog5580 i do not believe we've met before.

  • @mannofdober873
    @mannofdober873 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2534

    Brass Beast:
    - Takes a MILLION YEARS to set up.
    - Any attempt at moving will physically slow down the passage of time.
    - A single bullet has the capacity to annihilate entire planets.

    • @ImFangzBro
      @ImFangzBro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      And yet the Soldier alone has intel that details the weapon's only weakness, but the Sniper is responsible for delaying his rendezvous with the rest of the RED team.

    • @littletvman5816
      @littletvman5816 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      th-cam.com/video/a1ZJQALnEiE/w-d-xo.html

    • @mixis1931
      @mixis1931 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      This would be ×1000.

    • @biraptor6205
      @biraptor6205 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Mann of Dober So basically dragon ball

    • @thatoneheavymain237
      @thatoneheavymain237 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Aaaaaand now heavy is ultra instinct Shaggy.

  • @vanbakker
    @vanbakker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +735

    The Dead Ringer
    + Leave a fake corpse upon taking damage
    - Automatically call your ex when cloak ends

    • @therealkapitanpipiskin
      @therealkapitanpipiskin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      - on feign instantly uncloak and have x5 recharge time than regural cloak

    • @zapdragon5942
      @zapdragon5942 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Correction:
      Leave 10 fake corpses upon taking damage

    • @loganreads90
      @loganreads90 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’ve been single my entire life.

    • @TinyDeskEngineer
      @TinyDeskEngineer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      - creates 10 fake corpses on death, making it absolutely pointless

    • @gonnachangemychannel9449
      @gonnachangemychannel9449 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      After uncloak: charge: Gas gas gas! Gonna step at the gas!

  • @yayilovethisgame
    @yayilovethisgame 4 ปีที่แล้ว +675

    The fact that this is in my recommendation again gives me memories

  • @errornoname23
    @errornoname23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    Sandman:
    ‘You need to instantly drink Bonk to survive.’
    ‘Turns any server into that one scene from 300 but with baseballs.’

  • @mattfriesen9535
    @mattfriesen9535 4 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    2:13 I love how that’s the first thing they say and it’s almost in unison

    • @ham4511
      @ham4511 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      *G E N T L E M E N*
      *P A I N I S*

  • @taliesine.8343
    @taliesine.8343 8 ปีที่แล้ว +584

    Tomislav: Shoots before you press fire

    • @gaming.golden
      @gaming.golden 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      More like triggerbot

    • @Fennaixelphox
      @Fennaixelphox 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      +Gaming Golden That's the ship name for Tumblr x r9k

    • @spencer9305
      @spencer9305 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hhahahah

    • @trbz_8745
      @trbz_8745 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Tomislav: Literally a sniper rifle

    • @PlutoTheSynth
      @PlutoTheSynth 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      XD

  • @abandonedaccountlel7605
    @abandonedaccountlel7605 4 ปีที่แล้ว +332

    Sun on a stick:
    -still crap
    -tf did you expect,
    -the sun on a stick to ACTUALLY be good? Pfft...

    • @epicKerBallze
      @epicKerBallze 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      scoot scoot idiots
      +One-hit kills

    • @SpoonR24
      @SpoonR24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Enemy pyros heal you
      Crit damage is also multiplied
      Heal non burning enemies

    • @laslobuckington874
      @laslobuckington874 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I embarrassed to admit I have been killed 3 times today by a scout with a sun on a stick

    • @Baddino45
      @Baddino45 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ive been killed by a taunt

    • @sientjerotinsulu6186
      @sientjerotinsulu6186 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I use sun on a stick

  • @lucteojx
    @lucteojx 8 ปีที่แล้ว +650

    the winger: instantly reach skybox in one jump

    • @Goltmung
      @Goltmung 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      umm
      what about the force a nature
      oh god no not the knock back
      +1500 pellets
      -1000% damage

    • @Goltmung
      @Goltmung 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      and the air strike
      oh god no...noo.NOOOO

    • @iambughorse4454
      @iambughorse4454 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ooo what about the baby faces blaster

    • @gamerz1172
      @gamerz1172 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      fires the normal 3 too fast to do anything

    • @sillypiegamer1010
      @sillypiegamer1010 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Honist increase 330% speed percent, faster than a lightning

  • @trbz_8745
    @trbz_8745 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2161

    The Natasha:
    Deals no damage.
    Takes half an hour to spin up.
    On hit: Enemy goes 3 seconds back in time.

    • @74opt66
      @74opt66 8 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      False.
      Also, you get 30 Health (I think) per hit.

    • @OrangeHarrisonRB3
      @OrangeHarrisonRB3 8 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      So basically the short circuit as it is now.

    • @diegocelaya298
      @diegocelaya298 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol

    • @synth2257
      @synth2257 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      TheRedstoneBlaze it heals 30 hp

    • @PreciselyTuned
      @PreciselyTuned 8 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      And it stops everyody hit by it for 4 hours

  • @blazekindling227
    @blazekindling227 10 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    The Jag
    On Building hit: Instantly upgrade any building to level 4
    On Hit: Overheals Target

    • @ijones36
      @ijones36 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      you wouldnt hve enough metal :|

    • @davidhuynh1190
      @davidhuynh1190 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      More like: When you constantly hit a constructing building, it constructs faster than a mini-sentry.

    • @Lydon
      @Lydon 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ijones36 On Hit: Generates 100% Metal

    • @lancejprosser
      @lancejprosser 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      wow level 4

    • @ijones36
      @ijones36 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      lance prosser it also builds a mini next to the building?

  • @bacongaming1353
    @bacongaming1353 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    Natascha:
    -On hit: enemy gets glued to the ground
    -Fires nerf darts that deal no damage
    -Ubercharge when under 50% hp and spun up
    -Takes a decade to spin up

  • @noisemarine561
    @noisemarine561 8 ปีที่แล้ว +906

    Bonk = you instantly go into spectate after one drink

    • @totallynotacriticizer2568
      @totallynotacriticizer2568 8 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Actually you'd be invincible for longer

    • @Tisiem21
      @Tisiem21 8 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      +Kawaii Atlas Bonk = be completely invincible for 80 seconds, recharge takes 240 seconds after invincibility expires
      basically it's a one time per life secondary

    • @perbrandt8772
      @perbrandt8772 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Tisiem21 and for A Custom x100 and x1000? (if there was one)

    • @nohandlesplease
      @nohandlesplease 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      +PerlgbDoesMinecraft every single weapons stats would be broken. *walks out of spawn* *Is immediately mowed down by 100 mini-sentries*
      *victim of scout clever spam*
      *one shot kill boston basher* (My blood! No!)
      *force-a-superman*
      *kunai gods*
      *useless dead ringers*
      *Beggers tsunami*
      *phlog*
      *Crusaders cross-cannon*
      *widow-maker that can never be fired*
      *eternal jarate sydner sleepers*
      *Snipers havihng ungodly amounts of said jararte*
      *Darwins Danger Shield sniper tanks*
      *Panic hose* (Panic Attack)
      *Fists of Steel invincable heavies that explode when tapped by a fish*
      (Holy Makeral)
      *Speaker exploding pans*
      This is multiplying by 100.

    • @keelitgames6074
      @keelitgames6074 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      +Logan Sitton
      you forgot one eternal reward back stab will instantly flood the server lmao
      *back stab* WHY IS THIS SAME SNIPER EVERYWHER

  • @josephsulaiman9959
    @josephsulaiman9959 8 ปีที่แล้ว +481

    force a nature
    blasts you to the border of the map opposite of the one you are facing

    • @Robin280497
      @Robin280497 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Just look at what the Backburner's Airblast does in an actual x10 Server. XD

    • @TwilightNightGaming
      @TwilightNightGaming 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Mudkip Master that is probably the funniest thing to happen while deflecting, people fly with it XD

    • @romablumen1080
      @romablumen1080 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Good luck killing anyone.

    • @incompetencelogistics8924
      @incompetencelogistics8924 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kills person if looks up and fires

    • @dat0ne821
      @dat0ne821 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      mom's spaghetti FaN knocks your opponent to section 2 on control point

  • @RetroWrathX13B
    @RetroWrathX13B 8 ปีที่แล้ว +552

    Brass Beast
    Deals charged machina headshot damage per bullet
    Paralyzed from the waist down
    Fires one bullet per day

    • @purpleapple4052
      @purpleapple4052 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      watch the karma charger vid about the ×10 Brass beast. Its REALLY OP.

    • @kartblaster9987
      @kartblaster9987 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      more like 10

    • @ditto-w
      @ditto-w 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      More like it takes two millennia to spin up.

    • @theodoris
      @theodoris 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Exactly XD

    • @darrenthehealers9786
      @darrenthehealers9786 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      To Balance this NO RANDOM CRIT

  • @BlindingLight
    @BlindingLight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +295

    Widowmaker:
    -user has 25 health
    +INFINITE AMMO

    • @jnsjy8644
      @jnsjy8644 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      BlindingLight the one down side is that you need 300 metal to fire it which is not possible

    • @the10ofdiamondscard
      @the10ofdiamondscard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      the widowmaker doesn't effect your health

    • @MykeGG
      @MykeGG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Gunslinger
      +250 helth

  • @drgabe2908
    @drgabe2908 8 ปีที่แล้ว +568

    The 80's used DeLoreans to go to past
    Today we use gloves

    • @basliebe2060
      @basliebe2060 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      gloves are much cooler anyways.

    • @purpleapple4052
      @purpleapple4052 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Well actually, TF2 takes place in the 40s, since soldier was in world war ii and TF classic was in 1890

    • @drgabe2908
      @drgabe2908 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Monster Book .No,it is placed in june of 1968.You can see it on the calendars on the wall

    • @purpleapple4052
      @purpleapple4052 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      k then

    • @highsoldier420
      @highsoldier420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It is good day to be YESterDAY!!! :D

  • @austincain764
    @austincain764 9 ปีที่แล้ว +537

    Waiting for a x100 server. Cmon modders, do your thing.

    • @mrcrapsalot6043
      @mrcrapsalot6043 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Oh my god...

    • @austincain764
      @austincain764 9 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Mr.King mah boi Beggars Bazooka - Server crasher

    • @randomname5578
      @randomname5578 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Austin Cain mantreds

    • @mrcrapsalot6043
      @mrcrapsalot6043 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Panic attack

    • @loimangamer7423
      @loimangamer7423 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      OMG that will be lot weapon ammo 0
      and damage over 900

  • @jokkepokke95
    @jokkepokke95 9 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    *Panic Attack*
    + Increases reload speed by 340%
    + Fire rate increases tenfold as health decreases
    + Hold fire to load up to 40 rounds
    - Shot spread increases tenfold as health decreases
    *Iron Bomber*
    + Grenades freeze in mid-air when fired for 10 seconds
    - 200% explosion radius (only impact damage)
    - 100% damage on grenades that explode on timer
    (Great for laying traps in a 'sticky' escape situation)
    *Loose Cannon*
    + Cannonballs push players back with 10x force and 10x explosive radius
    + Cannonballs implode on impact, creating a black hole
    *Tide Turner*
    + 250% explosive resistance
    + 250% fire resistance
    + Enables flight while charging
    + Kills while charging gives you 7 extra charges before needing to recharge
    *Eyelander*
    - Random critical hits damage the wielder
    - Wielder base HP starts at 1
    + Kills kill and take the heads of 10 random enemy players on the server up to a max of 40 heads
    + Each individual head increases health and movement speed by 10x normal value up to a maximum of 40 heads
    *Huo-Long Heater*
    + Instantly eviscerates any enemy within range while deployed
    - Consumes 60 ammo per second while deployed
    *Wrangler*
    + Take manual control of your sentry gun, which turns into a controllable mech until destroyed
    *Short Circuit*
    + Creates an electrical field which damages and destroys any enemy and projectile currently on the map
    + Regenerates 150 ammo per projectile destroyed
    - Per shot: -50 ammo
    - Uses metal as ammo
    *Vaccinator*
    + 500% Übercharge rate
    + While healing, makes you and your target immune to selected damage type
    - Underheals target to half their max HP
    Übercharge overheals you and your target endlessly when the selected damage type is received

    • @CZreviewz
      @CZreviewz 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      jokkepokke95 I lost my shit at Tide turner DO MAOR

    • @dinoboy26ify
      @dinoboy26ify 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ***** in a 10x server, the panic attack is meant to be spammed

    • @perbrandt8772
      @perbrandt8772 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *Panic Attacks*+ Increases Reload speed by 340%+ Fire reate increases tenfold as Health decreases+ Hold fire to load up to 40 Rounds- Vomit Bullets Tenfold as Health deceases (which is not that bad)

    • @NotBigSurprise
      @NotBigSurprise 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *Gunslinger*
      + Sentry deploys before clicking the button.
      + Sentry fires faster than light.
      - Sentry is replaced by a tiny mini sentry which has a hitbox smaller than a pistol.

    • @ghostplay8521
      @ghostplay8521 ปีที่แล้ว

      Solarlight gonna lose his mind on the tide turner.

  • @friedwater6519
    @friedwater6519 6 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    The Dragons Fury:
    (+) 3000% damage bonus on burning enemies (690-900)
    (+) Hitting an enemy makes the next shot recharge 20x faster (0.04 sec.)
    (-) Airblasting will make next shot 20x slower (8 sec.)

    • @regalblade8171
      @regalblade8171 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Direct hit but minigun but Flare gun

  • @NdoesM
    @NdoesM 8 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    some say the heavy is still screaming to this day...

    • @ledol420
      @ledol420 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ...Okay so you do realize that technically he couldn't have been screaming to this day. He was sent into the past with dinosaurs. Technically, he would die from old age before today.

    • @NdoesM
      @NdoesM 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +ledol420 but it's the heavy he never dies

    • @ledol420
      @ledol420 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ben Kittiver
      "he never dies" Let me point out the fact that the runners of the mercenary groups have/had to use life-extending machines to survive. Heavy is human. So he will die from old age, if not something else. (If heavy doesn't ever actually die, then by that logic, neither would anyone else in the TF2 universe.)

    • @ledol420
      @ledol420 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      King of The Ducks II
      Oh, there was a joke here? Didn't notice.

    • @ledol420
      @ledol420 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And you're not very observant, are you?
      Seriously, I was trying to be a jokester by saying "Oh there was a joke here? Didn't notice" and you call me dumb because of it.

  • @africa7851
    @africa7851 6 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    3:58 I maxed out computer volume, headset volume, and youtube volume. i almost went deaf.

  • @DaRockeet
    @DaRockeet 9 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Conniver's Kunai:
    +On backstab: Become an undying god
    -Your health is constantly sucked away into another dimension

  • @ozwilliamTLDR
    @ozwilliamTLDR 5 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    And this is how the 10x servers were created kids

  • @apple_cat
    @apple_cat 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1818

    little did they know
    this would become a community server gamemode
    (300 likes wow)

    • @THEGREATMEMEWIZARD
      @THEGREATMEMEWIZARD 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      and known throughout the land as being 10x more creative then anything valve has done for TF2 in years...

    • @jackdaw7792
      @jackdaw7792 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      xEPIC JUSTICE POLICEx Exactly.

    • @channelbeingreplaced.2610
      @channelbeingreplaced.2610 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dude every comment section I go in there's always a guy with the same pfp

    • @grinderfoot3371
      @grinderfoot3371 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      x10 dun dun okay too predictictable this is text.

    • @charlyb5235
      @charlyb5235 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      504

  • @ExclamationMarx
    @ExclamationMarx 8 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    There is a server that actually DOES multiply stats by 10 so using the pain train was AWESOME

    • @fettuccine9125
      @fettuccine9125 8 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      this was before x10 servers became popular

    • @imtooexpensive2660
      @imtooexpensive2660 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Alien Assassin "was"

    • @half-dead340
      @half-dead340 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      This was before x10 servers

    • @TigerShark97
      @TigerShark97 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Until you get hit by a bullet...

    • @spacecore5322
      @spacecore5322 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Booking Books
      ikr

  • @lxmber_wxtches5982
    @lxmber_wxtches5982 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    The Big Earner:
    On successful backstab: grants the user enough speed to break through the passage of time and is able to warp through dimensions
    -125 Health on wearer

    • @minimum850
      @minimum850 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      -250 even

    • @Aaa-vp6ug
      @Aaa-vp6ug ปีที่แล้ว

      So you either die, or if you get it frame perfect, you break reality

  • @friedwater6519
    @friedwater6519 6 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    The Claidheamh Mör:
    This weapon with one swing will hit everyone on the server and takes two minutes to deploy and holster
    (+) +5 seconds of charge time
    (+) Melee kills restore 2 and a half charges
    (-) No random crits
    (-) instantly die when breathed on

    • @genericyoutubecommenter589
      @genericyoutubecommenter589 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      So you have to go two minutes without taking any damage and then you instakill the eneny team.
      That (almost) sounds like a fun custom gamemode. One team has to defend a teammate with 1 hp, and the other team has to kill them. After 2 minutes or so, the defending team loses instantly.

    • @assumethisisclever
      @assumethisisclever 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@genericyoutubecommenter589 and then the 1hp teammate never exits spawn for 2 minutes

  • @steveninsertlastnamehere3389
    @steveninsertlastnamehere3389 8 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    Dat Aladin Reference tho.
    One backstab could start an infinite chain of spies, just multiplying all over the server.

    • @melonscumpthin8643
      @melonscumpthin8643 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lol

    • @toastboy6484
      @toastboy6484 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But that's what the weapon does in the game, you backstab someone and you disguise as him

    • @Sprucelass
      @Sprucelass 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      They were also never really on your side.

    • @dragonace5177
      @dragonace5177 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Steven Insertlastnamehere OMG BATTLE CATS ICON YES!

    • @Gumfondle
      @Gumfondle 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Kill it before it lays clones

  • @Da_Random
    @Da_Random 11 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    And now: Robin Walkers " *Valve* Rocket Launcher"
    Stats:
    +10099000% Damage bonus
    +109900% Clip Size
    +750% Faster firing speed
    +On Hit: +2500 Health
    +On Kill: 100 seconds of 1000% Critical strike chance
    +500% Projectile Speed
    +1000% Faster move speed on wearer
    Effect: Blazing Inferno (Pure Lava)
    Let me add A stat: -No Random Critical hits. THERE, It is now 'nerfed' (for now)

    • @dannybeane2069
      @dannybeane2069 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      To correct: Effect Blazing Inferno (Pure Lava) x10. Upon spawning into the server the map is filled with gallons upon gallons of unusual lava that burns all who touch it in a pretty glowy lava filled fire.
      Cause I mean if you're gonna overkill... you might as well overkill.

    • @DookCraftZookdook1
      @DookCraftZookdook1 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Danny Beane You mean, you might as well overkill overkilling :3

    • @fatmeatball
      @fatmeatball 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      No... It should not need ammo!

  • @thezachvolt6883
    @thezachvolt6883 8 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    The Huo-Long Flamethrower:
    +Creates a ring of flames that light enemies on fire.
    +250% damage vs. burning players.
    -Good luck killing things.
    -Consumes 40 ammo per second that it's spinning. Good luck conserving that ammunition.

    • @Triple_Affirmative
      @Triple_Affirmative 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      you mean huo long heater? its not really a flame thrower.

    • @thezachvolt6883
      @thezachvolt6883 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Rasin Ploofy
      X10 stats, must have a cool name.

    • @Triple_Affirmative
      @Triple_Affirmative 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The Zachvolt Pfft. play in a x100 server. you will be able to name it.

    • @Triple_Affirmative
      @Triple_Affirmative 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Zachvolt i play in x100 servers. those are madness.

    • @SandPoot
      @SandPoot 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      TrinityZ what? I want the IP!

  • @Awesomest915
    @Awesomest915 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    The Black Box:
    On hit: Player becomes immortal.
    PS: 1:31 Backwards gloves lel.

  • @balkU1
    @balkU1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    1:34
    BACK TO THE POOTURE!

  • @Juunebug_
    @Juunebug_ 8 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    Sandwich now gives overheal about 1500 hp

    • @cartboi2750
      @cartboi2750 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Baby Cow wouldn't it be 3000 because math

    • @Chromeno
      @Chromeno 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Baby Cow
      also 10 sandwitches

    • @purpleapple4052
      @purpleapple4052 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Dalokohs is better
      it grants till death 800 HP, not overheal

    • @jonathanmadi4686
      @jonathanmadi4686 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It gives 9001 not 1500

    • @duchesszalle
      @duchesszalle 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      2 things: Sandvich not Sandwich
      Also it's the Dalokho's bar (or however you spell that) that overheals, not the Sandvich

  • @TheFancyFedora
    @TheFancyFedora 8 ปีที่แล้ว +968

    kunai: 1 health, on back stab 2000 health overheal

    • @TheFancyFedora
      @TheFancyFedora 8 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      x1000 mode = once spawned die in 5 seconds, if u get a backstab in that time you are immortal

    • @LeRuseBird
      @LeRuseBird 8 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      That's exactly what it's like though

    • @boofboof666
      @boofboof666 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +Happy Happy Cultist that's exactly what it is

    • @Leonidax2510Channel
      @Leonidax2510Channel 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Can I wear you? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @TheFancyFedora
      @TheFancyFedora 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Baolo Prosio sure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @taskeshou2567
    @taskeshou2567 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This masterpiece has been 10 years old for almost a month now. Godspeed.

  • @BallsGaming2080
    @BallsGaming2080 8 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    BONK Atomic Punch: Invulnerable for 80 seconds. "Hey look at me, I'm a distraction!"

    • @gidoiurafael
      @gidoiurafael 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i think you want to say "BONK Tsar Bomba"
      based on the tsar bomba

    • @manyachievables
      @manyachievables 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And one pistol shot makes you slower than a revved up brass beast heavy after the bonk's effects fade.

    • @regularaidenkhiweak5026
      @regularaidenkhiweak5026 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Useful For Saving Teammates from death.

  • @TheGrayMysterious
    @TheGrayMysterious 8 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
    -User receives no damage from falling
    -fires once every 3 seconds
    -user is killed in one shot

    • @ravenschihl4093
      @ravenschihl4093 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ya mean user gains god mode per hit sence it gives health on hit

  • @krovellium
    @krovellium 7 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    The Disciplanary action: On hit: Teleport to the Map limit

  • @Verkozius
    @Verkozius 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    The Tenlander
    - Reduce health by 250
    - First head, you become as fast as scout already
    - Each heads increases your health cap at by 150
    - Max limit of head buffs until 40

  • @pepperonipizza8200
    @pepperonipizza8200 8 ปีที่แล้ว +688

    The Sun on a Stick: Still useless

    • @undead923
      @undead923 8 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      2500% fire resistance

    • @MdnaBlue
      @MdnaBlue 8 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      +TheUndeadGamer inmunity to pyros

    • @trbz_8745
      @trbz_8745 8 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      +MidnaBlue Enemy Pyro heals you.
      Also hitting burning players spawns a nuke.

    • @kaiserslavaniaashur1623
      @kaiserslavaniaashur1623 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      NO its use on a burning player idiot

    • @MdnaBlue
      @MdnaBlue 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +King The Son AHAHAHAAHAH who do you think you are, anyways?

  • @sharkymcsnarkface6642
    @sharkymcsnarkface6642 7 ปีที่แล้ว +557

    Wait... What if we divided the weapons stats by ten?

    • @purpleapple4052
      @purpleapple4052 7 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      /10 Must be a gamemode.
      ~volvo~ community pls add

    • @OlTol21
      @OlTol21 7 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      How about a gamemode that reverses negative and positive stats on weapons?
      For example the Fists of Steel - You take 100% less damage from melee sources and 40% more damage from ranged sources
      Just a thought

    • @tpayer033
      @tpayer033 7 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Brass Beast:
      2% more damage
      Gives weilder 2% damage resistance when below 50% health
      5% slower spinup time
      Move 6% slower when spinning up.

    • @Captain_Carrot
      @Captain_Carrot 7 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      We get stocks.

    • @D-S-G.
      @D-S-G. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Angry Medic God of Medieval Mode

  • @sharkassassin4121
    @sharkassassin4121 7 ปีที่แล้ว +683

    2:40
    When you try coffee for the first time

    • @MythicMiasma
      @MythicMiasma 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I LAUGHED HARDER AT THIS THAN I SHOULDVE

    • @pyrrehraus6571
      @pyrrehraus6571 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      2:48
      When I die in a speedrun

    • @thecyancolor2116
      @thecyancolor2116 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Weird, when i drink coffee i just feel like i need to sleep.
      Yeah. So does milk.

    • @turnernator100
      @turnernator100 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Portraying confirmed. ✔

    • @turnernator100
      @turnernator100 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      More like when you try Sonic's energy drink for the first time. (.>.)

  • @idealzain4l404
    @idealzain4l404 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    1:08 that guy was recording the whole time!!

  • @danielmoreira7085
    @danielmoreira7085 10 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    The Loose Cannon a.k.a "That didn't hurt"
    Cannonballs have a fuse time of 10 seconds
    Cannonballs push players out of the map
    Cannonballs do not explode on any circustances
    -500% damage on contact with surfaces

    • @somerandomguy2263
      @somerandomguy2263 10 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      The loose cannon a.k.a The get the fuck out of here

  • @tipsybun
    @tipsybun 8 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Bazaar Bargain:
    -No charge what-so-ever
    -One headshot and it's immediate

  • @phencyclidine7880
    @phencyclidine7880 10 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    Liberty Launcher:
    + Rockets are faster than light
    + Overheals you on rocket jump
    - On Hit: Overheals target.
    --------------------------------------
    Baby Faces Blaster:
    + On Hit: 10x increases boost meter
    + On full boost: Move 20x faster than normally
    - You start moving Slower than heavy
    - Boost instantly resets when you move 1 hammer unit from ground
    ---------------------------------------
    Air Strike:
    + When Airborne: Unleash spam of rockets to instantly crash whole server
    + On kill: Increases clip size by 10
    -No damage or explosion at all
    - You dont have ammo, dumbass
    ------------------------------------------
    Tomislav:
    + Instantly deployment.
    - You shoot every second Century
    -----------------------------------------

    • @fraserthorp1758
      @fraserthorp1758 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Scotch shot: on shot sets everyone on the map on fire.

    • @toxicplasma6605
      @toxicplasma6605 9 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Direct Hit
      +Rockets twice as fast as light
      +250 Damage bonus
      -700% blast radius

    • @MitruMesre
      @MitruMesre 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Toxic Plasma Direct Hit
      its a sniper rifle

    • @DimentiosLoyalest
      @DimentiosLoyalest 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "- You shoot every second Century"
      I lost my shit. xD

    • @MitruMesre
      @MitruMesre 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      phlog
      -100% damage penalty
      charge mmmph from fire damage (secondaries)
      right click or taunt with full mmmph to get uber and kritz
      also overheals you to double max health
      -no airblast
      -no random crits
      -the mmmph crits still do no damage (0 times 3 = 0)
      gunslinger
      +250 max health (375 total)
      +crits every 30th consecutive hit
      -turns sentry into mini sentry
      mini sentry has 95% damage penalty but fires all of its bullets in seconds
      also builds instantly and has insane knockback
      turns faster than an aimbot
      -no random crits

  • @tiptaps2000
    @tiptaps2000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    Here are a few
    (Note: not all off these are actually x10, a lot of these are overboard cos I'm lazy)
    Eviction notice
    You Punch 900 punches a second
    On hit: go faster than light itself
    On holder: go faster than sound it's self
    You do no damage
    You kinda die instantly
    You manifest into a Jojo reference
    Tomislav
    You having no barrel spin up time
    You shoot like as straight as a laser beam
    You still make no sound, but somehow still more silent
    You fire one bullet every hour
    The huntsman
    Oh wait
    The panic attack
    Infinite ammo
    You deploy this instantly
    Fires in a straight line, even though it's a shot gun
    It does no damage
    You second shot will aim straight away from your target
    Black box
    On hit: gain god mode for a few seconds
    One ammo
    Sharpened Volcano Fragment
    Still useless...
    On hit: make your enemy explode into magma
    But it does literally no damage
    Powerjack
    GOTTA GO FAST
    A hospital is built for every kill
    Any physical touch with anything will make you explode
    Scotman's skull cutter
    Has reach beyond comprehension of space-time
    You insta-kill
    You legs are paralysed
    Solemn Vow
    You can see all of your enemy's stats
    You can't swing this
    Ullapool caber
    Swings once per day
    Deploys once per week
    No extra damage by anything, AT ALL
    Your first hit sets off a nuke
    Brass beast
    Any physical interaction your bullets make will crash the server
    Right click to die
    Ambassador
    When headshot, you mini-crit everyone 1000 times on the opposing team
    Your gun breaks after your first shot
    Bazaar Bargain
    One shots on headshots
    Charge is kicked out the window
    If you kill someone via headshot, charge will break down your house, rebuild it and end world hunger
    Oh yeah also no random crits but you get the point
    Backburner
    One shots from the back
    Airblasts explode the weapon
    The gloves of running urgently (I know they’re in the video but still)
    Wearing these gloves is physically impossible
    Will instantly turn you into a scout when holding
    Pressing the W key will activate Bites The Dust
    The Enforcer
    Whilst disguised, you one shot
    Your bullets can disable an active Übercharge
    Left click does nothing
    Or right click
    Or middle click
    Or- uh, look, the joke is that it doesn’t fire, okay?
    The Big Earner
    Kills will:
    •Give you infinite cloak
    •Probably make you clip out the map
    Holding may cause you to die

    • @baol6406
      @baol6406 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks mate!

    • @Frappuccinoo
      @Frappuccinoo 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ur insane dude it took me 1 minute

    • @mr.hippopotamus1792
      @mr.hippopotamus1792 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jojo ref

    • @ragemachine7710
      @ragemachine7710 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      「KILLA QUEEN」BAISAN NO BAKUDAN. BITES ZA DUSTO! (Fucking resets the universe)

    • @BlindingLight
      @BlindingLight 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s a good jojo reference

  • @AMCrayfish
    @AMCrayfish 8 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    there should be one more thing for the frying pan:
    - Guarunteed "random" crits, always.

    • @jerryrandi6342
      @jerryrandi6342 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Guaranted

    • @AMCrayfish
      @AMCrayfish 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jerry Randi *Guaranteed :p

    • @Reragi
      @Reragi 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +AMCrayfish Guava steed?

  • @LightLuigiStar
    @LightLuigiStar 8 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    The Holiday Punch
    Critical Hit forces victim to laugh for 50 Seconds
    Always Critical Hit from behind
    Critical Hits still do no damage

  • @RodsRetroplays
    @RodsRetroplays 8 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    The Dr. Grordbort Steakhouse (Cow Mangler 50000):
    -Infinite ammo.
    -alt fire: Charged shot that causes mini crits on players, sets them on fire for a full minute and disables buildings for 40secs.
    -no random crits. At all.
    -causes 200% of damage on buildings. Twice the damage of a stock rocket launcher.
    -still can't be forced to critical hit. Dammit Volvo.

    • @Othermage
      @Othermage 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      God dammit.

    • @jscomment5466
      @jscomment5466 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      -Fully heal enemy dispensers on hit

    • @PedzRR
      @PedzRR 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Should be named 'Cow Mangler 50000'.

    • @ihategoogle7193
      @ihategoogle7193 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      fuck you thats a shitty stat

  • @dirtkiller23
    @dirtkiller23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    1:07
    Today he would not get any damage from those 30 jumps,but switching to another weapon would take a looooot of time.

    • @EdgelordIsHere
      @EdgelordIsHere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bind an inspect key for a workaround

    • @Mate_Antal_Zoltan
      @Mate_Antal_Zoltan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      you can switch to a weapon, then switch to another weapon to circumvent it

    • @KattyKole
      @KattyKole 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *Trys to pull out primary*
      “ZA WORLDO!”
      *Pulls out secondary just fine *
      “What in the actual fuck just happened*

  • @friedwater6519
    @friedwater6519 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    The Brass Beast:
    (+) Instantly kill anything in three shots
    (+) Hits heal you when you are below 50% hp
    (-) Takes 5 minutes to spin up
    (-) Move backwards while spun up

  • @badzombies2003
    @badzombies2003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    The Winger
    + While active: The user can jump to orbit
    + One bullet insta-kills an overhealed Heavy
    - 1 bullet clipsize (not that it matters)
    Scottsman's Skullcutter
    + On hit, VAC ban the opponent
    - A brass beast is faster than you
    Iron Bomber
    + Grenades no longer bounce or roll
    + Grenades detonate immediately apon firing
    - [Insert Direct Hit joke here]
    Conniver's Kunai
    + On Backstab, become a god until the end of time
    - Die apon contact with any harmful object

    • @ghostplay8521
      @ghostplay8521 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Does that mean that spy dies if he hits his toe on the corner of some furniture?

    • @Aaa-vp6ug
      @Aaa-vp6ug ปีที่แล้ว

      The iron bomber becomes an explosive melee

  • @Meeseeran
    @Meeseeran 8 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Pan should be:
    On hit: Summons JOHN CENA and breakes enemy's eardrums

    • @athena9705
      @athena9705 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      no

    • @TheMuggerGamer
      @TheMuggerGamer 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      no

    • @crocketlawnchair259
      @crocketlawnchair259 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +William Raitanen You can say that about any meme

    • @rickqui6296
      @rickqui6296 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yus

    • @lazyindiandude
      @lazyindiandude 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      William Raitanen like as if Harambe makes you laugh. Or even Dat Boi. Like seriously, 2016 made seriously cruel jokes in name of memes.

  • @owenkrahl7446
    @owenkrahl7446 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "So kids...the dinosaurs when extinct when Heavy time traveled back in time with his gloves and caused the volcanoes to erupt."

  • @TigerheartFire
    @TigerheartFire 9 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    2:17 Will the real Painis Cupcake please stand up, please stand up, please stand up?

    • @TerroristTrey
      @TerroristTrey 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Were gonna have a problem here.

  • @MrIveyIsBonkers
    @MrIveyIsBonkers 8 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Soda Popper:
    500% faster firing speed
    250% faster reload time
    -660% clip size
    Can do 50 double jumps on hype
    Beggar's Bazooka:
    Hold fire to load up to 30 rockets
    -200% explosion radius
    -30 degree random projectile penetration
    Overloading will kill the entire server
    You lose ammo from dispensers
    Degreaser:
    Deploys 600% faster
    Holsters 300% faster
    Extinguishing teammates restores 200 health
    660% afterburn penalty
    250% higher airblast cost
    Iron Bomber:
    Grenades have no bounce and roll
    -150% blast radius
    Natascha:
    1000% chance to slow target
    -200% damage resistance when spun up
    -250% damage penalty
    300% slower spinup time
    Widowmaker:
    Moving is returned as ammo
    Negative reload
    costs 300 metal per shot
    Blutsauger:
    On hit gain up to 30 health
    -20 health drained per second on wearer
    Hitman's Heatmaker:
    250% faster charge and negative reload on focus
    -200% damage on bodyshot
    Conniver's Kunai:
    Absorbs 10x your victims health
    -550 max health on wearer

    • @diamondjozu4491
      @diamondjozu4491 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      the natachs give 30+ hp per hit now

    • @m1niplayer616
      @m1niplayer616 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Blutsauger is -20 hp per seconds + 3 hp per seconds (normal health regen)
      Kunai: 1 hp, gain 2000 hp ;)

    • @RizLazey
      @RizLazey 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Robert Ivey omg that degreaser

    • @daysonhawat8192
      @daysonhawat8192 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Soda popper 60 jump

    • @adonismorris2279
      @adonismorris2279 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Robert Ivey So the iron bomb would basically be a reskin of the loch and load?

  • @ColiasPalaeno
    @ColiasPalaeno 8 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Brass Beast:
    200% More damage.
    Makes you so slow that your controls become reversed and you move 10 times as fast.

    • @Aaa-vp6ug
      @Aaa-vp6ug ปีที่แล้ว

      Sounds like an interesting way to play fat scout, you basically teleport to the end of a corridor

    • @Aaa-vp6ug
      @Aaa-vp6ug ปีที่แล้ว

      @glitchon7151 that’s what switching to a shotgun’s for!

    • @Aaa-vp6ug
      @Aaa-vp6ug ปีที่แล้ว

      @glitchon7151 still though, I’d love to see a more balanced version of this ingame

  • @angelbabydragon
    @angelbabydragon ปีที่แล้ว +6

    After so much time this is still one of the best TF2 videos. The beginning of a legend.

  • @obamagaming8656
    @obamagaming8656 7 ปีที่แล้ว +438

    The frying pan part was honestly the best... XD

  • @lajenehuen260
    @lajenehuen260 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    B.A.S.E jumper: Float in the sky forever

    • @chaos_blue1089
      @chaos_blue1089 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      You might as well unbind your WASD keys after you jump.

    • @kspbro506
      @kspbro506 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Even better idea... you "fall" up...

  • @MithoThoup
    @MithoThoup 10 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Spycicle:on backstab , freezes the entire map
    When burned , become fireproof for 20 seconds
    When burned , Weapon is not active for 150 seconds

    • @MithoThoup
      @MithoThoup 10 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Amputator : On taunt , Heals every team member in every server in the Tf2 universe

    • @TacticalxIncursion
      @TacticalxIncursion 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      jose xavier Then you could just have servers dedicated for healing and the regular servers would have invincible players.

    • @MithoThoup
      @MithoThoup 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh , i meant up to 10 servers

  • @intothevoid5074
    @intothevoid5074 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Flamethrower
    Sets everything on fire.

  • @Soundwaves329
    @Soundwaves329 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    1:44 How every one feels when they see themselves at birth.

  • @denpadolt9242
    @denpadolt9242 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The YER actually looks tons of fun. Imagine suddenly having 10 extra teammates running around and causing a ruckus.

    • @Aaa-vp6ug
      @Aaa-vp6ug ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It’ll be more like 9 extra modified MvM spy bots alongside you, all with YER, and can spawn more every backstab.
      This is broken if it snowballs. Imagine backstabbing an attacking heavy and medic in the payload, it’s a free 18 teammates! Basically turning the game into who used YER first, it would be a cool mode though, an arena in the style of VSH but larger, plus a pseudo-zombie apocalypse with 12 players, one is selected to be an enemy spy, ( he will spawn with a few intelligent {but not game carrying} bots, and some distractions) it is unannounced, once a YER kill is made, it tells everyone in the chat, but not where or what they disguise into, there are some MVM buffs, but dupes (the YER bots) don’t get them.
      It gets increasingly harder for both teams as the Spy doesn’t always know what the bots are doing, and the Reds have to deal with a lot of spy hordes, and the Dupes know how to use guns. Pyro is slightly nerfed due to the Pyro being THE crowd control unit, and also anti-spy weapon.

  • @DiggerDeeper01
    @DiggerDeeper01 10 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    The Scotsman's Skullcutter:
    %200 Damage increase causing any hit to be an instakill.
    But moves so slow you move a millimeter every 5 seconds.

    • @suicidalsponge8212
      @suicidalsponge8212 10 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      *a HammerUnit every 5 seconds. :D

    • @DookCraftZookdook1
      @DookCraftZookdook1 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Curios Bob A Planck Measurement every hour >:3

    • @DiggerDeeper01
      @DiggerDeeper01 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      A...wait wut?

    • @DookCraftZookdook1
      @DookCraftZookdook1 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      ?

    • @DookCraftZookdook1
      @DookCraftZookdook1 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Digging Deeper #01 Planck measurement = the smallest possible measurement based off of the current laws of physics...

  • @NonInterestingDude
    @NonInterestingDude 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    1:12 When your about to fall in left 4 dead 2/1

  • @ToffeeLime
    @ToffeeLime 9 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    The Ten Sodas-Popper
    [Is a broken Force-A-Nature with 10 Crit-A-Colas strapped on]
    -500% Faster Firing Speed
    -250% Faster Reload Time
    -660% Less Clip Size
    -Builds Hype as you run. When full, Alt-Click to activate hype mode for 50 Air Jumps. Reloads Ten Times it's entire clip at once.
    Imagine it combined with the Atomizer, Octodecutuple [80] jumps, or Octocentuple [800] Jumps depending on how you look at it.

    • @shiro5157
      @shiro5157 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Ethan Borkhovich It does.

    • @ToffeeLime
      @ToffeeLime 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ethan Borkhovich I think coupled with those 2 weapons, you could probably jump to the moon.

    • @shiro5157
      @shiro5157 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ToffeeLime You can

    • @chill5981
      @chill5981 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +ToffeeLime I SEE YOU EVERRYYWHEERRE

    • @DinnerForkTongue
      @DinnerForkTongue 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +ToffeeLime
      x10 Scout for Kerbal Space Program.

  • @TigerShark97
    @TigerShark97 9 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    The Backburner
    + Can backstab
    - Disappears when airblast is used

    • @IsaacClarke39
      @IsaacClarke39 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +TiberianLeo +Free ticket to a tour in outer space

  • @beggarsbazooka9517
    @beggarsbazooka9517 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Baby Face's Blaster:
    + On hit: Become faster than lighting
    - Good luck trying to get out of spawn
    - Any damage taken turns you into a turtle immediatly, no matter if it's a shotgun or minigun bullet that is like 5 miles away from you
    The Winger:
    + On equip: Get onto the top of hightower in two single jumps
    - One shot and then reload
    The direct hit:
    + Rockets just teleport into the wall or floor you're aiming
    + Insta-kill an overhealed heavy
    - Good luck trying to splash damage, no matter if it's one pixel away from the enemy

    • @whatintarnationwhuuuut
      @whatintarnationwhuuuut 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Higher tower*

    • @crazymanwithdanukes2376
      @crazymanwithdanukes2376 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      A over power bullet it is now

    • @ArmatusTheGreat
      @ArmatusTheGreat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Winger at 100x can no joke jump up higher tower in a single jump it takes 1000x or so to get to the top of highest tower

  • @susmemer1032
    @susmemer1032 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    2:40
    Medic.exe has stopped working

  • @lordtachanka8813
    @lordtachanka8813 7 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Beggar's Bazooka: Rocket Minigun

  • @jjyt5708
    @jjyt5708 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Hale's Own Fists"
    Level 2000 Fists
    recreation of Heavy's: Fists
    +250% Damage Bonus
    +30% Walking speed on wearer
    +5000% Max health on wearer
    +10% Damage Resistance
    +50% Backstab damage resistance

  • @netynetz328
    @netynetz328 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Overdoes:
    it heals enemies for some strange reason
    and also you go N Y O O M

    • @yo7456
      @yo7456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I just discovered that when a enemy was using that weapon in me, I end it with 3000 health lol

  • @darkspinekirby
    @darkspinekirby 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ah this is a classic. To this day the video never fails to make me laugh. Bravo on creating such a masterpiece.

  • @deathsheir2035
    @deathsheir2035 10 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Natascha; On Hit: %300 chance to slow enemy; +500% max ammo; -250% max damage; -300% spin-up time... COMPLETELY USELESS!
    Brass Beast; +200% damage bonus; 500% slower spin-up speed; -600% movement speed while deployed... ALSO USELESS!
    Tomisalve; +100% spin-up speed; Silent Killer; No Barrel spin sound; 200% slower firing speed... USELESS AS WELL!
    Huo-Long Heater; Sustains Ring of Fire while deployed; consumes 60 ammo while deployed... You're running out of ammo quickly, but at least you can fire the damn gun.

    • @lilsunny7399
      @lilsunny7399 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      actually brass beast is awesome if you can get it going since you ANNIHILATE EVERYTHING that comes your way but you have to play turtle heavy

    • @deathsheir2035
      @deathsheir2035 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I know, but like the video did with those weapons, I multiplied the brass beast's stats by 10, and the end result, the weapon becomes the weapon will never spin up to speed for you to fire the weapon, and thus it is completely useless.

    • @deathsheir2035
      @deathsheir2035 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      and my grammar was horrible in that reply

    • @deathsheir2035
      @deathsheir2035 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jorer Lu did you not pay any fucking attention? The spin up time for Natascha, when multiplied by 10, becomes -300%... the damn gun will never spin up to fire, with a -300% spin up time. Thus making it useless.
      Then tamisalve with it's stats multiplied by 10, has 200% SLOWER firing speed. The gun will never fire, thus making it useless, when you multiply it's stats by 10.

    • @deathsheir2035
      @deathsheir2035 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Death's Heir pay the fuck attention people, I multiplied the stats of the gun I listed, by 10 first, before calling it. In the game proper, they are not useless, but multiplying their stats by 10, DOES make them useless.

  • @caped57
    @caped57 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    the powerjack, garnts the ability to warp out of the known universe and heals 2000 hp

  • @CoolZtheRigger
    @CoolZtheRigger 10 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Bonk Atomic Punch + The Atomizer = Flying Scout. I Have Done It.

  • @gelatozaragoza1990
    @gelatozaragoza1990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    2:22 definitely has to be the funniest one cause of that one scout voice line

  • @sninctbur3726
    @sninctbur3726 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    *Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol*
    When weapon is active:
    On Hit: Gain up to +30 health
    When taking fall damage, the wearer is instead healed for 9x the amount of fall damage normally received
    250% slower firing speed
    200% damage vulnerability on wearer

  • @ozzie1778
    @ozzie1778 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    gloves of running urgently in x10 also make your hands broken...
    pay attention

    • @aazzz243
      @aazzz243 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      more like equipping the gloves wrong

    • @rwhamai
      @rwhamai 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Karkat Vantas oh shit A HOMESY JK F D VRX CH FSS SHE D CN JR DH BEB BK IT

  • @kenyacapuleno4465
    @kenyacapuleno4465 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Heavy won't stop screaming at 2:51

  • @Maethendias
    @Maethendias 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    who knew that this would become one of the biggest mods for tf2

  • @jeddyboy1291
    @jeddyboy1291 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Demoman killed the dinosaurs! 1:49

  • @Vikingr4Jesus5919
    @Vikingr4Jesus5919 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    2:50
    Heavy.exe has stopped working

  • @chameleonmelon
    @chameleonmelon 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The enforcer on x10 is just the wind beneath my burnt, broken, frozen, charred, decayed, decomposed wings.

  • @maxh.6193
    @maxh.6193 10 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    0:50-0:54 This is the Tide Turner, released 3 years after this video.

    • @Tobias-jn2lj
      @Tobias-jn2lj 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      First of all, Thats the Charging Targe. Second of all, There is such an thing like Steam workshop, Last of all, you need to look better next time.

    • @snu9869
      @snu9869 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      We know its a charging targe, he is just saying its like the tide turner, due to the turning control

    • @theninjascout
      @theninjascout 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Toobje Mastwijk Calm down dude

  • @mrzacariassss
    @mrzacariassss 10 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Da hitman's heatmaker :
    Gain Focus on kills and assists
    Focus activates on Fire when Focus meter is full
    In Focus: +250% faster charge and no unscoping
    -200% damage on body shot
    Da gunslinger :
    +250 max health on wearer
    x10 No random critical hits
    Replaces the Sentry with a x10 fast building Mini-Sentry
    And Da cloack and dagger :
    Cloak Type: x10 Motion Sensitive
    +1000% cloak regen rate
    Tell me what you guys think about it.

    • @mrzacariassss
      @mrzacariassss 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hmmm nice, very nice xD

    • @sidy820
      @sidy820 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol x10 motion sensitive,MOTION sensitive.so if you move you get seen

    • @Ramseas119
      @Ramseas119 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i really like that sniper...it punishes body shotting, therefore, perfect for learning to headshot!

    • @ShaggySimple
      @ShaggySimple 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And the mini-sentries are available for 10 metal

    • @GrimmXilixion
      @GrimmXilixion 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ***** You can also place 10 of them...
      STAR_ would commit suicide...

  • @tpmiranda
    @tpmiranda 11 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Monday is most of the times a good day to be yesterday.

  • @zeitgeistlime
    @zeitgeistlime 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The fucking forums, the format of the window and the fact scientist's still thought it was a volcano has drove me 90 times down memory lane

  • @lpsp442
    @lpsp442 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The Quick Fix' drawback would be that, in return for near instantaneous healing, the target's normal health meter would be reduced over time and made up in overheal. Then when the Medic quits healing for whatever reason, the target's health slowly depletes, reducing their longer-term survivability without assistance.

  • @navyblues6661
    @navyblues6661 8 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    And that's how the 10x mods were made.

  • @SARVENTETFNFenjoyer
    @SARVENTETFNFenjoyer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    2:45 ups

  • @arctic3024
    @arctic3024 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i love how this gets recommended to me 11 years later. very nostalgic from its time

  • @coal_powered
    @coal_powered 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    0:49 they predicted the tide turner