Pat: "Oh, I see, the grenade's on cooldown!" *5 minutes later* Woolie: "Oh, ok, the grenade has a cooldown" *10 minutes later* Matt: "Oooooh, the grenade's on cooldown, I see, I see"
I actually don't get how that works, does the item upgrade makes every drop of said item better? Or it just allows you to buy the item? I'm used to the blueprint system from let it die so I'm slightly confused.
The first upgrade unlocks the item so that it will show up in shops, chests, etc. As a bonus, unlocking it will also immediately drop it at your feet. Subsequent upgrades improve its damage permanently whenever it shows up, but you don't get the immediate drop.
You spend cells to unlock weapons for the first time, and any unlocked weapons are dropped in front of you afterwards. Any cells you spend on that weapon once it's unlocked will increase the damage it'll do across all runs, but it costs more each time, and upgrades don't give the item to you for free, only the original unlocking does that.
When you upgrade the blueprint, it gives you a bonus (+5% damage every time for now, it seems) and it's a permanent bonus to that weapon through every run.
You have an unlock phase which is what causes the drop. A couple things are already unlocked. After you unlock, you can upgrade. Upgrading doesn't drop, but every time you find that weapon, it's upgraded relative to the level you find it at. You can find level I or a level V item and all will be upgraded by the level you're at for that weapon.
What if someone recognized Pat in their food establishment, and in an effort to curry favor with Pat makes sure they do nothing special to his food. Does this: A. Reassure Pat that he just got a regular meal. or B. Make Pat freak the fuck out because someone made especially sure that his meal was in no way special.
I just bought this game. Congrats, Best Friends. You're good salesmen. Also, chefs, make Pat a sandwich and write "Become. Giant." in mustard so he'll eat it without knowing it happened then tell him after he eats it.
oh more then that, he made an enemy of a waiter who had the audacity to try and be like "hey, its that joke you guys make, isn't it fun :3 " only to be met with mind goblin Pat being all "how dare you speak out of turn"
"The kick wasn't as good as I thought." Then get rid of the kick man. Take a second and read the menu when it pops up guys. Bolded letters, center of the screen: Swap Which Item? You can absolutely run with multiple main weapons, but you guys are interpreting the second weapon slot as more of an accessory.
Welcome to another episode of "Pat being unable to stand o understand people doing nice things for him". Seriously, this is almost a clinical case of paranoia he has.
Patt's level of paranoia astounds me again. I mean he is just one step away from thinking everyone is trying to poison him...I mean it is a very short line to draw from "only people who recognize me will hurt me" to "maybe they know me but don"t say so, and want to hurt me".
I want to try and organise everyone in Canada to be extra super nice to Pat, and just time how long it takes for him to have a complete psychotic breakdown.
Pat seems... Slightly psychotically paranoid. What happens when farmers start raising cattle and vegetables just for Pat? What happens when the Butchers cut the meat just for Pat? He doesn't know that they aren't.
them continually ignoring the giant "DAMAGE UP"-prompt on the upgrade screen and asking why it's not dropping is the first time in recent memory I've been like "COME ON, GUYS, IT'S RIGHT FUCKING THERE."
OgieSifter didn't think about that but you're right. he actively antagonizes the guy and, since he at least was a fan, probably saw this and now has even more reason to fuck with his food and yet pat still goes there?
Serene Haze Look, I know you're desperate for you favorite TH-camr's attention, but they don't know you, will never know you, and will never want to know you. So you can stop your white knighting now.
Holy crap, this became a podcast 3/4th's of the way through. I love this game, it hurts to watch people try to play this, dear god. I'm dying of laughter, fuck with Pat's food.
I wanna give that waiter the benefit of the doubt and say that was a reference to how often Pat said "big ___ for big boys" during one of the Dark Souls playthroughs.
Marcus Calixte It's gonna result in a lot of head smashing if the finished product is like the current state of the game. There's not enough modifiers to make multiple runs of this game fun, it just gets frustrating after a while.
This kind of gameplay is the same reason they don't Full-LP mmoropg's ... it's b/c even if there's a storyline hidden far far back towards its end-game, the amount of time and more importantly, the LEARNING CURVE would demand more investment + editing than the TH-cam monetization would ever _pay for_ .... you essentially need someone who 'gits gud' instantly like those No-Hit-Runners who don't have a personality, or who's time is essentially "worthless" TL;DR: you're NOT gonna get LP'ers who are entertaining, but their time is worthless ... that'd be an oxymoron
And thus Patsworth never left his absurd specifically made bed, off of the prospect that people would fuck with his fucking food. Cursed to forever eat baked beans out of a can.
Sometimes drives me nuts when they don't read the items. 'Why did 4 guys explode?!' Because, if an enemy dies while bleeding from the blood sword all nearby enemies start to bleed. Still love the content, but come on guys.
I mean, they didn't even figure it out. Pat thought Woolie was physically hitting enemies with the sword through walls, which wasn't what was happening.
I love using the electric whip to find secrets. Thing auto targets both enemies and hidden runes in the walls/floor. Just spam that sucker whenever you're in a new area and you're bound to find everything there.
Blood Sword had an effect that if an enemy died while bleeding, nearby enemies would start bleeding. Dead guy that dropped gem and blueprint is a one time event and not a timed thing. It's the guy that greets you at the start that Matt mentioned.
My friend watched me play this for less than 5 seconds and wrote the entire thing off "trying to go old school but it looks like shit" I just stared at him for a solid minute.
regarding Pat's food argument at the end.. ATTENTION if you are a fan of Super Best Friends and work in the food industry and you see Pat make sure you say this when he orders his food "Don't worry _Pat_ I won't do anything _special_ to your food, just the way you like it" and make sure you add enough emphasis so Pat knows you're a fan
I love that 50:30 is sort of dropped for three whole minutes while Pat regales us with a tale of his intense hatred for a poor food server down the road... 53:30 "Don't fuck with my food"
Terrific, I've been waiting for this... but I won't lie - it would be the icing on the dead cell gloop to see Liam play it. But he's said he will soon, so.
This video revives the lore that whenever Woolie opens a door, he destroys it while yelling: "CRUSH. KILL. DESTROY.". This might also be how he killed that one guy, but we don't have enough evidence.
It's Canadian football. They have to open the door on the field and politely knock to request the other team to hand them the ball, but Woolie was new to the game and just opened the door Grenadian style with a death from above firestomp.
It just occurs to me that the blob your playing as is the unholy love child of FF from Part 6 and Sauron. It's got his Papa's eye and his Mom's powers, minus healing and shooting.
You guys get a perfect combo of weapons and stuff. And immediately throw it away for a shit combo of weapons that are objectively worse.. god damn you all.. god damn you all to hell
Maybe they wanna try out some new shit? See how the whole thing works? Maybe they wanna SHOW something different than the same bloody set they got right at the start? This is clearly the type of game where effective sets are a dime and a dozen, so whatever mate.
But Pat, whether or not you know the chef is a fan has no impact on whether or not he's going to poison you. In fact if he was going to poison specifically you, I'd imagine he wouldn't tell you he's a fan.
Bought this game a bit ago. I kinda laughed at first at the store page mentioning the full set of "rogue-lite metroidvania souls-lite" because of how it feels like those are thrown around a lot, but this game actually is super good and worth it. It's in early access right now, but it's not one of the "I'll support this in hopes it'll be good some day" ones, it's already really good right now.
Canadian restaurant people, if you recognize Pat, don't do anything overt to show you know him. Instead, take his order as usual, but get little details wrong. Change the sides, get him Pepsi instead of Coke, and always apologize and fix his order when he complains. When you bring the check out, just write "Sorry about the mishaps. Crazy Talk must have activated." on it.
Maioly Their lack of attention is at an all time high in this video. You'd think out of three people, one of them would notice something, like glowing runes on walls or that they're clearly upgrading weapons they don't have unlocked
yep; it can actually be a bit of a tactic, work towards getting a weapon ready to unlock, save it for several biomes later, as the weapon's levels and characteristics, when he throws it out, is based on how far you are.
Pat: "Oh, I see, the grenade's on cooldown!"
*5 minutes later*
Woolie: "Oh, ok, the grenade has a cooldown"
*10 minutes later*
Matt: "Oooooh, the grenade's on cooldown, I see, I see"
It's nice to see them all hype over a game every once and a while.
"That's solid ! I wanna touch that !" - Pat 2017
Valentin Maire shhh don't tell Mr.Libido though.
Valentin Maire Girthy veiny solid
:3c
"It's fuckin' hard" - Matt 2017
Valentin Maire #StealPiesDoCrack
#BlackGift
#FWPF
53:37 **BEST SALTY PAT MOMENT**
Dead Cells, in which TBFP can't grasp the idea of a generic item upgrade and spend five minutes wondering why they didn't get anything.
I actually don't get how that works, does the item upgrade makes every drop of said item better?
Or it just allows you to buy the item?
I'm used to the blueprint system from let it die so I'm slightly confused.
The first upgrade unlocks the item so that it will show up in shops, chests, etc. As a bonus, unlocking it will also immediately drop it at your feet. Subsequent upgrades improve its damage permanently whenever it shows up, but you don't get the immediate drop.
You spend cells to unlock weapons for the first time, and any unlocked weapons are dropped in front of you afterwards. Any cells you spend on that weapon once it's unlocked will increase the damage it'll do across all runs, but it costs more each time, and upgrades don't give the item to you for free, only the original unlocking does that.
When you upgrade the blueprint, it gives you a bonus (+5% damage every time for now, it seems) and it's a permanent bonus to that weapon through every run.
You have an unlock phase which is what causes the drop. A couple things are already unlocked. After you unlock, you can upgrade. Upgrading doesn't drop, but every time you find that weapon, it's upgraded relative to the level you find it at. You can find level I or a level V item and all will be upgraded by the level you're at for that weapon.
Big steak for big boys = Big poise for big boys.
That's just my assumption at least.
What if someone recognized Pat in their food establishment, and in an effort to curry favor with Pat makes sure they do nothing special to his food.
Does this:
A. Reassure Pat that he just got a regular meal.
or
B. Make Pat freak the fuck out because someone made especially sure that his meal was in no way special.
VoidAbaddon That's gonna be B. Big B.
I just bought this game.
Congrats, Best Friends. You're good salesmen.
Also, chefs, make Pat a sandwich and write "Become. Giant." in mustard so he'll eat it without knowing it happened then tell him after he eats it.
"Everyone out there is just waiting to poison me."
Well, if we weren't before, we fuckin' are NOW, Pat. You best start testing your food.
i love how Pat made an enemy of a waiter, only because he made a bad joke. That guy probably pisses in his drinks all the time now
oh more then that, he made an enemy of a waiter who had the audacity to try and be like "hey, its that joke you guys make, isn't it fun :3 " only to be met with mind goblin Pat being all "how dare you speak out of turn"
"The kick wasn't as good as I thought."
Then get rid of the kick man. Take a second and read the menu when it pops up guys. Bolded letters, center of the screen: Swap Which Item? You can absolutely run with multiple main weapons, but you guys are interpreting the second weapon slot as more of an accessory.
XavierGrim I want to be a fly on the wall when the play for real. No cameras,no show just them and video game. Are they still as bad? lol
Welcome to another episode of "Pat being unable to stand o understand people doing nice things for him". Seriously, this is almost a clinical case of paranoia he has.
Patt's level of paranoia astounds me again. I mean he is just one step away from thinking everyone is trying to poison him...I mean it is a very short line to draw from "only people who recognize me will hurt me" to "maybe they know me but don"t say so, and want to hurt me".
WHAT IS THAT THUMBNAIL
*OH MY GOD IT'S BEAUTIFUL*
*OH MY GOD THIS GAME IS BEAUTIFUL*
This and Hyper Light Drifter make me bust a *fat nut*
Yes sir you are correct this is a beautiful game
Beautiful, fun, and challenging.
I hope this game has many updates to come because it is really fun.
yeah same here i have just started to play it and it is amazing so far
+Bear Oclock
Nice to hear.
*PAT IS ABSOLUTELY RIGHT ...*
*DON'T FUCK WITH ANOTHER MAN'S FOOD*
*DOES NOT MATTER IF THE CUSTOMER IS POPULAR OR NOT !!!*
no he is not if you order a food the chef has the full right to make it the way he wants its his reastaurant
I'm pretty positive that the sprites were rotoscoped, which I find really interesting and it looks great!
I want to try and organise everyone in Canada to be extra super nice to Pat, and just time how long it takes for him to have a complete psychotic breakdown.
"Is he Dead Cell?"
"I AM FATMAN!"
"I'm on fire and also, IM A SPACEMAN"
in like 2 podcasts time, Pat's going to start off with "fuck you Woolie, it finally happened. someone fucked with my food"
Pat seems... Slightly psychotically paranoid.
What happens when farmers start raising cattle and vegetables just for Pat? What happens when the Butchers cut the meat just for Pat?
He doesn't know that they aren't.
Sometimes you gotta tickle the goop and see what falls out.
for some reason it seems like matt is being even more supportive of the team. Ive noticed his encouragement in other videos as well. i like it.
Big cells for big boys!
Excuse me?
can confirm: this game is fucking incredible and I can not wait for the rest of it to exist. It controls like a dream.
Important Note: Do not make pat feel special or he might panic.
he may needlessly hate you for life for the crime of liking him
@@Gojiro7 lol
big steak for big boys...
nah, can't be referring to BIG POISE FOR BIG BOYS!
The zaibatsu really showed off some pixel slaughtering skills on this one. Good job guys!
them continually ignoring the giant "DAMAGE UP"-prompt on the upgrade screen and asking why it's not dropping is the first time in recent memory I've been like "COME ON, GUYS, IT'S RIGHT FUCKING THERE."
Well if some day Pat stops showing up in videos we'll know he's been poisoned in a restaurant somewhere.
"Do you not know where food comes from?" What a perfect chance to make a Lemongrab reference.
I hope someone waits until Pat eats his food and then tell Pat that Woolie sent him after he's finished
God them dropping the 175% Elite melting daggers to just use the shitty bloodsword
fuuuuuuck
Heard my friend talking about this game, but blew it off as another pixel side scroller. Im for sure picking this up now.
so has pat not realized that from the day he started shit with that waiter all this time his food could of been spat on when he goes back
OgieSifter didn't think about that but you're right. he actively antagonizes the guy and, since he at least was a fan, probably saw this and now has even more reason to fuck with his food and yet pat still goes there?
Cry out Dead Cell!
Sorry.. i couldnt resist. Such a good song.
Matt has his hands on the controller. Which means whenever he starts to talk, he wanders aimlessly left and right jumping and swinging at nothing.
Serene Haze Here comes the children to protect their favorite TH-camr from benign jokes
Serene Haze Why did you bring up politics?
Serene Haze Look, I know you're desperate for you favorite TH-camr's attention, but they don't know you, will never know you, and will never want to know you. So you can stop your white knighting now.
>play a high speed character action hack'n'slash that emphasizes reaction time and situational awareness
>putting Matt behind the controls
noice
Big steaks for big Boivin huh?
I cant stop laughing at Pats weird food fear.
Holy crap, this became a podcast 3/4th's of the way through. I love this game, it hurts to watch people try to play this, dear god. I'm dying of laughter, fuck with Pat's food.
When Pat gets hype about controls, you know shits good.
Bought that on the DAY.
I wanna give that waiter the benefit of the doubt and say that was a reference to how often Pat said "big ___ for big boys" during one of the Dark Souls playthroughs.
This game is addictive as SHIT. Completely outclasses Rogue Legacy and other rogue lites.
FULL LP WHEN THE FULL GAME COMES OUT
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD *PLEASE DO THIS*
Marcus Calixte
It's gonna result in a lot of head smashing if the finished product is like the current state of the game.
There's not enough modifiers to make multiple runs of this game fun, it just gets frustrating after a while.
Yeah the new update added a ton of stuff but I hit my run-wall again and now waiting for more.
This kind of gameplay is the same reason they don't Full-LP mmoropg's ... it's b/c even if there's a storyline hidden far far back towards its end-game, the amount of time and more importantly, the LEARNING CURVE would demand more investment + editing than the TH-cam monetization would ever _pay for_ .... you essentially need someone who 'gits gud' instantly like those No-Hit-Runners who don't have a personality, or who's time is essentially "worthless"
TL;DR: you're NOT gonna get LP'ers who are entertaining, but their time is worthless ... that'd be an oxymoron
ilr Northernlion though
Man, I almost kinda partway wish I still worked in restaurants just for the opportunity to fuck with Pat's food.
This game is absolutely amazing. I saw the thumbnail from Best Friends Zaibatsu and was undeterred...not even by the 360p res.
This looks absolutely fuckin dope. Pixelated Darksouls-esque game? Now that's a full LP I'd love to see
Wow, this is a really early build of the game... still looks amazing. I like how complete the game is, but still noticeably different it is
*Insert MGS2 boss theme HERE*
Laugh and grow fat!!!
I died once already. I can't die twice.
Ahh Fortune. Literally the worst character in the entire MGS franchise, but she had the most awesome sexy sax theme ever.
matrix3509 A DUD?
Best thing about this game is that when you are decent at it you can do an entire run without ever having to stop moving or slow down. Its great.
And thus Patsworth never left his absurd specifically made bed, off of the prospect that people would fuck with his fucking food. Cursed to forever eat baked beans out of a can.
Big steaks for big boys and "don't fuck with my fuckin food, I'm super upset!" killed me, I literally gave myself a headache laughing at that shit.
42:00 " a spear would be really good"- woolie... oh no not again
"we'll have to keep a look out for the wall swirls." Immediately run past one in the floor.
I like how Woolie evolved into a hyena in this episode 5:35
Pat: "I don't want to be poisoned, but I don't leave big tips for big boys."
'Wait, FWPF?" Pat, that's gonna be written on every plate you order from now on.
this is such an amazing game the way it plays look forward to seeing more of it
Sometimes drives me nuts when they don't read the items. 'Why did 4 guys explode?!' Because, if an enemy dies while bleeding from the blood sword all nearby enemies start to bleed. Still love the content, but come on guys.
That's an awesome ability tho.
Least they figured it out eventually.
I mean, they didn't even figure it out. Pat thought Woolie was physically hitting enemies with the sword through walls, which wasn't what was happening.
Best Friends Read: Nothing, because they're all as illiterate as Woolie now.
crazy talk?
I love using the electric whip to find secrets. Thing auto targets both enemies and hidden runes in the walls/floor. Just spam that sucker whenever you're in a new area and you're bound to find everything there.
Fuck with Pat's food 2017
Blood Sword had an effect that if an enemy died while bleeding, nearby enemies would start bleeding.
Dead guy that dropped gem and blueprint is a one time event and not a timed thing. It's the guy that greets you at the start that Matt mentioned.
My friend watched me play this for less than 5 seconds and wrote the entire thing off "trying to go old school but it looks like shit" I just stared at him for a solid minute.
53:30 - Don't mess with Pat's food.
It's adorable how riled up Pat gets about his height. And food apparently.
I love the main character's fightting style. Very ninjaish.
Pat's Mum has a lot of dead cells
so happy to see this game getting more publicity! been looking forward to the early access since the last PAX east.
the throwing knives are SO GOOD
You heard it first here, time to touch Pat's food.
You know the game is gonna be good when the one-off episode goes for an hour.
I started watching this video waiting for Papa Roach to get mentioned. Matt did not disappoint.
Pat: "everyone is just waiting for a reason to poison you."
Me: How does he know!? Now I'll have to poison him before he rats me out!
"I've been waitin' for this!" -SFIII Announcer
They really need to play this again, because the current version is soooo different compared to this.
regarding Pat's food argument at the end.. ATTENTION if you are a fan of Super Best Friends and work in the food industry and you see Pat make sure you say this when he orders his food "Don't worry _Pat_ I won't do anything _special_ to your food, just the way you like it" and make sure you add enough emphasis so Pat knows you're a fan
I'm so happy these guys and Vinesauce's Vinny know each other. Soooo happy.
Vinny was on the podcast a couple weeks ago.
I'm super proud of Dead cells as the devs from France , and even more , it's from my city , Bordeaux .
I love that 50:30 is sort of dropped for three whole minutes while Pat regales us with a tale of his intense hatred for a poor food server down the road... 53:30 "Don't fuck with my food"
Pat continuing the tradition of making assumptions that are entirely wrong
Pat, people don't need a reason to poison you. If they want to poison you, they'll just poison you.
"We'll have to keep our eye out" *Immediately walks over a secret symbol*
Terrific, I've been waiting for this... but I won't lie - it would be the icing on the dead cell gloop to see Liam play it. But he's said he will soon, so.
Those timed doors sound like the perfect fit for his gun-jumping style.
"Wow, you got such a great synergy with your items!"
"Nah, I'm gunna respec for this shittier weapon."
Never change, Zaibatsu... Never change.
This video revives the lore that whenever Woolie opens a door, he destroys it while yelling: "CRUSH. KILL. DESTROY.". This might also be how he killed that one guy, but we don't have enough evidence.
But it was at a football game, right? Why would there be a door on a football field?
It's Canadian football. They have to open the door on the field and politely knock to request the other team to hand them the ball, but Woolie was new to the game and just opened the door Grenadian style with a death from above firestomp.
I'm glad you replied before I had the opportunity to. I know next to nothing about sports,I only know that Woolie killed that one guy.
Glad to know Vinny helped them find this game because it's a good'un in my honest opinion.
It just occurs to me that the blob your playing as is the unholy love child of FF from Part 6 and Sauron. It's got his Papa's eye and his Mom's powers, minus healing and shooting.
You guys get a perfect combo of weapons and stuff. And immediately throw it away for a shit combo of weapons that are objectively worse.. god damn you all.. god damn you all to hell
Shimotu Azuma they literally said to test stuff out. Jesus
Shh. Let me judge them the way i want lol
You sound like a tmp apologist
Maybe they wanna try out some new shit? See how the whole thing works? Maybe they wanna SHOW something different than the same bloody set they got right at the start? This is clearly the type of game where effective sets are a dime and a dozen, so whatever mate.
HOONTERS GONNA HOONT you would be right.. if pat and woolie and even matt have shown in games they just want one thing and one thing only.
But Pat, whether or not you know the chef is a fan has no impact on whether or not he's going to poison you. In fact if he was going to poison specifically you, I'd imagine he wouldn't tell you he's a fan.
Wow, 2D side scroller?
Harada really went all out with this Tekken entry!
I want this game solely for the fact that I can be Foo Fighters
Bought this game a bit ago. I kinda laughed at first at the store page mentioning the full set of "rogue-lite metroidvania souls-lite" because of how it feels like those are thrown around a lot, but this game actually is super good and worth it. It's in early access right now, but it's not one of the "I'll support this in hopes it'll be good some day" ones, it's already really good right now.
TEKKEN 7 LP is not everyday.
Darn.
It's probably only going to be about 3 or 4 parts long so I guess they want to stretch it out a bit.
Good.
Well night in the woods id over today
The next episode is getting reworked with mixed languages
Edward 'Ringabal' Desiderio The game is probably not that long.
"Thank you guys, your channel is my way to take a break from the stress of overwork and relax for a while"
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Not a single MGS2 joke? In a game called DEAD CELLS?
Building the future and keeping the past alive are one in the same thing.
Is that a Mandolin? That music is soooo goooood!!!
Hope they will do more with this game.
I have finished the game couple of times and still play it occasionally.
Canadian restaurant people, if you recognize Pat, don't do anything overt to show you know him. Instead, take his order as usual, but get little details wrong. Change the sides, get him Pepsi instead of Coke, and always apologize and fix his order when he complains. When you bring the check out, just write "Sorry about the mishaps. Crazy Talk must have activated." on it.
*SCREAMING INTERNALLY AS THEY THROW OUT A LEVEL 5 DAGGER FOR a LEVEL 2 BLOOD SWORD*
edit: double screaming for not using both skills.
+Maioly, What happened to that electric whip?
Maioly Their lack of attention is at an all time high in this video. You'd think out of three people, one of them would notice something, like glowing runes on walls or that they're clearly upgrading weapons they don't have unlocked
They upgraded the weapon that was already unlocked, and it looks like the guy only throws out items when you first unlock them?
yep; it can actually be a bit of a tactic, work towards getting a weapon ready to unlock, save it for several biomes later, as the weapon's levels and characteristics, when he throws it out, is based on how far you are.
Did you expect them to be experts and know how all of the mechanics worked off the bat? You expect too much.
Of course Woolie would think that a spear would be super good.