I swear you don’t even need a “routine.” Just stream of consciousness and an audience. Can’t wait to see you live. I’ll be the one drinking iced milk with cherries.
The drinking iced milk and cherries comment. I didn't mean to offend, just after watching this video and then reading your comment (about the aforementioned item) I couldn't help but laugh. Just the mental picture I got was crazy. Yeah, I know... I live in a small universe, but that's ok... they all know me there! Keep Smiling and Have A Happy....
just as I figured, sleeping on the job!😂 now I'm the comedian!. I just passed U already haha ha! but don't worry your pretty little head! you still have Stella to keep you popular and famous LMFAO! admit it I'm on a roll!😂 at least you still have a dog! remember I told you about my white female boxer named Nala she's been stolen. but do you care? obviously not since you've never even given me a shout out even . oh okay u stay sexy Drew! I I'll do the jokes!🙃✌️ out! many blessings!💜 give Stella My love!😘👍 sing a song with your guitar for your next show!!😂 I like that! less of the naughty jokes just doesn't sound like you! much love to you and Stella!.💜😘🌼✌️
@@mostlyjustbecausegassett3370 are you the crazy drunk lady that heckled drew a couple clips ago? The one who has a problem with the town she lives in who is an actor and dancer and comedian?
Charity Thomas nooo!😂😂✌️ I'm just kicking Drew a little shit cuz he's got a since of humor and it's all in fun!🙌✌️! I don't drink but I do smoke some primo cannabis! but thanks for asking!💜 I'm glad Drew has someone like you! GOOD LOOKING OUT! RITE ON MY SISTER!✌️ OUT! I DO THINK DREW IS COOL KID & VERY FUNNY AND ENTERTAINING BUT If I didn't flick him some shit once in a while, he would think I don't like him at all.so yeah !💓 you got me now right!👅👍🙃😘😂🌼🤣 Lolz Drew Lolz
Cupcaek hell yeah I know if I was there I sure as fuck would have tipped her good. That's good looking out as a waitress. Shows she pays attention and has a sense of humor. 😀
I love waitresses when they take up on a joke. We went to a diner a couple days ago with my mother-in-law and her and I ordered strawberry shortcake for desert. She was upset that she didn't get as much ice cream as me. Honestly, I think mine was just stacked differently. So, the waitress went to the back and grabbed a bowl, with like a tablespoon of ice cream and handed it to her. :) I tipped her well.
I was at an Olive Garden and was excited about the breadsticks so when I was asked what I wanted I said breadsticks and he brought me a cup of breadsticks and I’ve never been happier
My aunt once ordered a small beer, but then she said something along the lines of "I think even the small one is too much right now" and the waiter just brought her a shot glass.
Drew gives prizes at his shows!! "Brilliant! You get...that kid's milk." Lmao!! And the waitresses at Comedy Works are comedians, as well! "She brought you a cup of cherries!"
Just ignore what others do ... and what you cant ignore dont try "beat it". Do it however you prefer, pretty much the key. Im honestly rarely stressed. I dont care what others think of me. and i dont care if they got something or do something i dont/cant do. Heck i let busses and trains go instead of running after them, there is another coming in 5-20min depending on where i currently are trying to take a buss/train. If someone want me to hurry, i dont ...my speed or do it yourself. plan ahead helps, and not doing something in "last moment". Stuff like that ..clearly only a few exampels , but you get the idea. Sure normal dangerous things will stress me, or someone only taking all the red gummibears ! Bastards :P
4:47 Ah yes, I remember when I was hanging out with my dad and he ordered me a Shirley Temple and I when I took a sip I was like “ah the gateway to alcoholism!” And my dad said “escuse me young lady??” And I replied with “What? I thought you wanted me to be just like you!” Next thing I knew he left to get some kid’s milk instead.
Ya know, I'm sad. Because I'm under 18, but I just kinda looked at his tour for fun and he's in my city on my birthday in a few weeks (still under 18 then) I'll have to go in a couple years.
"That's the gateway to alcoholism" I'm sending a clip of that to my aunt, who took me into bars at the age of 7 and ordered me Shirley Temples. And today I'm drinking whisky neat.
How to have an anxiety attack 1. Have anxiety 2. Attend a Drew show Also, how to get called out by Drew for absolutely no reason: -Order a drink -attend the show -go outside after being told to quiet down to order a drink politely -exist -like cherries -have ice in your drink
im all the way in the Netherlands. so possibility of visiting a show is kinda NOT THERE ;) thats why i thank you for uploading parts of your show, once in a while so that i can enjoy it even though i can not come see you live.
like i have a lot of money..... i go on vacation october 14th to Orlando for a week with my parents and brother. i also have friends there so not only because its the cheapest destination but also for my friends. so yeah i would love to see Drew live but only if i would be able to MOVE the the states i think its possible. i would love to, i mean i am so in love with the states i have the dutch and usa flags tattooed in my neck ;) so i would love to move there but unless my love is american i think my chances are 0 ;)
I am amazed at how you can take the stupidest stuff and make it hilarious. You don’t need jokes you just work the crowd and they eat it up . My jaw physically hurts cuz I laughed so hard at this video.
Drew, I've watched you since the beginning... You are sooper dooper funny... And I am honestly honored to be a 'youtube' part of your life. You're a positive influence in my life and I watch your videos whenever I doubt myself and what I work hard for and realize it is not as bad as i make it. You keep my head on track because you skyrocketed over your obstacles and I wish to do the same. Thanks for being an unknown friend :)
My husband and i had the privilege of attending your 1st show in Denver last Friday. You were hysterical! It was an honor to meet you... Hope to see you live again someday
Vader’s Mom Anytime! And I want to say that he is usually there in the first half of the year. I’m not 100% on that, but for sure check his site at least once a month. Dates are often added. 💙💙💙
I swear to god there were like FIVE JOKES in this set dragged out into EIGHT MINUTES and I laughed throughout. Drew is a comical fucking genius and I love him.
Well look at that, I was paying attention this time and got here early. My boy Trigger's birthday is today, he's finally 14 years old; he's past the Shirley Temple level and went straight onto Baby Duck (might be a Canadian reference)!! Drew, Mesa, and Stella, can you wish him a happy birthday?
The first couple clips I watched, I was like, "let him do his fucking job"...now I realize his brilliance and why it's so great!! Definitely a new fan!!!
🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻 First it’s milk, then you pop your cherry with a Shirley Temple, and then it’s all down hill from there. 🥛🍒🍹#Inappropriate That waitress deserves a fist bump, a big tip, and a 5 minute beginners set to try out her comedy routine. 😂😂😂 On the last date I was on, I actually asked for a Shirley Temple because I was driving that night. 🥤🚫🚨 My date refused to pay for a Shirley Temple. ✋🏻🛑❌ So I refused to drive him home. 🤙🏻✌🏻👋🏻 To this day, I wonder whatever happened to him. 🤔💭 😂 Naw. I don’t. 😜🤪🤣 Thank you for the Thursday pick me up, Drew! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 I needed that!!! 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 Happy Friday eve! 🤞🏻🍀🤟🏻 Much love, everybody!!! 💙💙💙
Heather Lewellen AHAHAHA!!!! I don’t think it’s bad at all! ✊🏻😂🤣 I smile every time I think about it. 😁 That was literally the best part of that date. 🤦🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️ **whispers** It was a reeealy bad date. #DontMessWithTheShirleyTemple 💙💙💙
I love the way you use your stutter for your comedy in such an artistic way! It gives me the courage to talk out loud, even if the words don‘t come out easily. Thank you!
I think it's kind of sad that my life has more than one maraschino cherry story in it. Or scary. When our eldest was around 3, he was obsessed with them. We were at Applebees one night and he kept going up to the bar and grabbing cherries. They were sitting on a ledge right at toddler height! :) The Dog Vlog tee is great; but, we need more merchandise! Some nice V-neck tees, lightweight. And buttons! We need buttons! And refrigerator magnets. And key-chains. I wonder if Drew would autograph a jar of maraschino cherries?
Drew I cannot express in words how much light and happiness you bring to the world of comedy, and the world in general. Laughter is one of the best medicines and to me you're The top Doc.! Love from Texas!!!
I swear you don’t even need a “routine.” Just stream of consciousness and an audience. Can’t wait to see you live. I’ll be the one drinking iced milk with cherries.
Yeah, just a bit _something fruity_
Forgive me! I almost wet myself a nano second after reading your comment! The mental image was un-real! Thank You!!!
The drinking iced milk and cherries comment. I didn't mean to offend, just after watching this video and then reading your comment (about the aforementioned item) I couldn't help but laugh. Just the mental picture I got was crazy. Yeah, I know... I live in a small universe, but that's ok... they all know me there!
Keep Smiling and Have A Happy....
Hey, Thomas! No worries. I’m glad I could give ya a giggle.
so in other words a cherry smothie with ice
That was badass the waitress bringing a cup of cherries. I hope the lady tipped her well. ☺️
just as I figured, sleeping on the job!😂 now I'm the comedian!. I just passed U already haha ha! but don't worry your pretty little head! you still have Stella to keep you popular and famous LMFAO! admit it I'm on a roll!😂 at least you still have a dog! remember I told you about my white female boxer named Nala she's been stolen. but do you care? obviously not since you've never even given me a shout out even . oh okay u stay sexy Drew! I I'll do the jokes!🙃✌️ out! many blessings!💜 give Stella My love!😘👍 sing a song with your guitar for your next show!!😂 I like that! less of the naughty jokes just doesn't sound like you! much love to you and Stella!.💜😘🌼✌️
@@mostlyjustbecausegassett3370 are you the crazy drunk lady that heckled drew a couple clips ago? The one who has a problem with the town she lives in who is an actor and dancer and comedian?
Charity Thomas nooo!😂😂✌️ I'm just kicking Drew a little shit cuz he's got a since of humor and it's all in fun!🙌✌️! I don't drink but I do smoke some primo cannabis! but thanks for asking!💜 I'm glad Drew has someone like you! GOOD LOOKING OUT! RITE ON MY SISTER!✌️ OUT! I DO THINK DREW IS COOL KID & VERY FUNNY AND ENTERTAINING BUT If I didn't flick him some shit once in a while, he would think I don't like him at all.so yeah !💓 you got me now right!👅👍🙃😘😂🌼🤣 Lolz Drew Lolz
jtpro I’m sure she made a fuck ton of tips that night lmao
Cupcaek hell yeah I know if I was there I sure as fuck would have tipped her good. That's good looking out as a waitress. Shows she pays attention and has a sense of humor. 😀
Waitress: *brings a cup of cherries*
Crowd:
*Carefully she's a hero.*
Lol😂
"It's the gateway to alcoholism"
*laughs the cutest laugh I've ever heard*
Moriah Suarez Hell yes!
*squeak and laughter*
His laugh sounds so cute lol
I KNOW RIGHT!! It's adorableeee
If he wasn’t older than me o would date him but shhh don’t tell him lol 😂😂😂😂
omg she actually brought a cup of cherries a true legend
I'll be your first comment...
I’ll be the second comment...
I'll be your third comment...
I'll be the fourth comment...
I'll be your fifth comment...
"Bana-da- dammit" God Drew you kill me man!
1.4k likes and no comments DiSgAsTaNg
Life behind A mask why you ruin the no comment vibe :(
@@alantapia6837 no u
Life behind A mask you just activated my trap card, reverse card..................................
I love waitresses when they take up on a joke. We went to a diner a couple days ago with my mother-in-law and her and I ordered strawberry shortcake for desert. She was upset that she didn't get as much ice cream as me. Honestly, I think mine was just stacked differently. So, the waitress went to the back and grabbed a bowl, with like a tablespoon of ice cream and handed it to her. :) I tipped her well.
I would like to bring my mother to this restaurant
I was at an Olive Garden and was excited about the breadsticks so when I was asked what I wanted I said breadsticks and he brought me a cup of breadsticks and I’ve never been happier
My aunt once ordered a small beer, but then she said something along the lines of "I think even the small one is too much right now" and the waiter just brought her a shot glass.
@@timecrayon that's bordering on mean
@@vooshmoozik6185 he brought an actual normal sized beer afterwards. it was all in good fun
I hate it when your stand up videos are over. It's like coming to the end of an excellent meal and not being full yet.
kathy Harbarger Very well said! 💙💙💙
Agreed! I would go to one of his shows in a heartbeat but the ONE time he was close enough I was scheduled to work those nights. Adulthood :(
See him live! He is all over the country on this latest tour and prices are reasonable. We've bought ours and booked a hotel already!
so what your trying to say is, drew is a whole snack?
@Heather Lewellen yeah, that pretty much sums it up. 👍👌😊
Can someone please make a compilation of Drew trying to say the word "banana" ? 😂
Natalie Schettler yaaaaaassssssssss!!!!
Thats a lot of nananananananas
Yeah! Also blueberries, he's said that was his hardest one
And elderly
It's bana- bana- b- FUCK!
Drew gives prizes at his shows!! "Brilliant! You get...that kid's milk." Lmao!! And the waitresses at Comedy Works are comedians, as well! "She brought you a cup of cherries!"
Comedy Works?? Yeah I sure hope it does!
Montana C please let this comment blow up i’m wheezing
😂
Montana C It works for me! 🤣🤣🤣💙💙💙
Better than pain meds
LMAO I LOVE THAT VINE
Drew trying to get out of the hammock is me trying to live life without any stress or anxiety
I never had a hammock
Same
Just ignore what others do ... and what you cant ignore dont try "beat it". Do it however you prefer, pretty much the key.
Im honestly rarely stressed. I dont care what others think of me. and i dont care if they got something or do something i dont/cant do. Heck i let busses and trains go instead of running after them, there is another coming in 5-20min depending on where i currently are trying to take a buss/train. If someone want me to hurry, i dont ...my speed or do it yourself. plan ahead helps, and not doing something in "last moment". Stuff like that ..clearly only a few exampels , but you get the idea.
Sure normal dangerous things will stress me, or someone only taking all the red gummibears ! Bastards :P
Haha B-bana- damnit 😂 nice improv Drew 🤘omg I can't believe the waitress brought out a cup of cherries 🍒
My brother is the same, he doesn't have a speech thing like Drew, but he is 20 and can't say banana. He says "BuhDananun"
😂😂😂
You know your life’s hit a low when a cup of ice heckles you
Unless your drew he is to perfect to hit a low in his life
The fuck..?
“Shirley temples is he gateway to alcoholism” I laughed so hard yesssss
*and she brought a cup of cherries*
That ending really was the cherry on top
SHE ACTUALLY BROUGHT OUT A CUP OF CHERRIES OMFG 😂😂😂😂
One of my favourite things in life is hearing Drew crack himself up. It's the best.
Yess❤❤
The trajectory: Shirley Temples, Vodka Cranberries, Something fruity.
N Soto you forgot one!
Shirley Temples, Vodka Cranberries, Old Fashioned, Something Fruity
And milk
YOU FORGOT MILK AND OLD FASHIONED
It's very true. This is the exact trajectory of my ex.
I need a shirt that says "Milked out no more!"😂🤣😂
Moriah Suarez I WANT THAT SHIRT!!! 🤣🤣🤣💙💙💙
Yes!
Count me in for one of those. 😀😀😀
And another that says " bana-DAMN IT!"🤣🤣🤣
MiSti Yes!😂
I love how his laughs interrupt his jokes 😂😂😂💕
The waitress who brought the cup of cherries needs a raise!!! Shout out to that bafm!!!
Wait, is that "bad ass-fucking mother"?
@@41-Haiku lmfao 🤣 I totally didn't even catch that. Wow! Idk maybe she is a mother and a bad ass fuckin one at that 🤣
Idk I don't know her life, even more reason for a raise lol
We must bow down to the cherries
I ate a bananaedhusenavdjwa while watching this
Corrie Staff Show off. 😜🍌😂💙💙💙
Corrie Staff, I accidentally ate all the bananas in my house today...coincidence? I think not!
Gippy White, my finger slipped...all of the bananas into my mouth
GippyWhite why🙂👌🏼👌🏼🤔👌🏼🤔👌🏼are you using 😂😂👊😂😂😂 so many emojis? 👍🏻🤣🤣👊👊🤣👊🤣👍🏻🤣🙂
4:47 Ah yes, I remember when I was hanging out with my dad and he ordered me a Shirley Temple and I when I took a sip I was like “ah the gateway to alcoholism!” And my dad said “escuse me young lady??” And I replied with “What? I thought you wanted me to be just like you!”
Next thing I knew he left to get some kid’s milk instead.
You need a Netflix special!! I really wanna see more of this!!
"thanks for clicking on the clip"
When they brought out a cup of cherries lmaooo
Sold! I MUST check you out live! Comedians that can work on the fly with the audience are top tier comedians to me!
I agree Casey!👍👍👍👍👍
I have the exact same hammock and sometimes it is that hard to get out of it lmao
After watching the clips of him on AGT, I’m so proud of him getting better with his stutter
Ya know, I'm sad. Because I'm under 18, but I just kinda looked at his tour for fun and he's in my city on my birthday in a few weeks (still under 18 then) I'll have to go in a couple years.
It's not like I didn't already know I wouldn't be able to go, but I also didn't expect him to be coming near here so soon.
What a bummer. :(
Be happy that you're still young! :)
Darn... the closest location to me this year is approximately 3 hours away and would require an Airbnb or hotel for at least a night.
Can't you get in with your parents?
This was such a fun show! I had such a good time. Thanks for coming to denver!!!!
Grace Southwick I’m so jealous you got to see him so recently! But, I’m so glad you had a good time!!! 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻💙💙💙
You r so damn lucky
I was wondering how gracefully the hammock exit would go. 💗
Can't wait to see you live!!!! 😊
0:17 now we see a wild weird guy sturggling with his hammock
The way you improv... man, I wish I was there. Would’ve been dying from laughter!
Do they still make Shirley Temple drinks? I loved that sweet stuff as a kid.
Callie Masters yep gateway is still open
Damn I never even had one of those as an kid nor have ever seen an Shirley Temple drink as an adult.
Basically it's Cherry 7Up. Or go get a jar of maraschino cherries and just drink the juice. Yum!
Its grenadine syrup in 7-up with a cherry
@@cavenerd lol simple
the end "and she brought her a cup of cherries!!!!"
Me: GIVE THIS WOMAN A RAISE!!!!!!! SHE JUST HELPED THE COMEDIAN MAKE A JOKE!!!!!
Always love watching the vlogs! Never fails to put a smile on my face😄 lol the cup of cherries at the end😂
He is hella funny Carly Nichole! I love this guy!👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
Nobody:
Drew, at 6:21 in the video: **Inappropriate stutter noises**
6:21 the panic in his vouce as he said that.
Panik
That waiter was amazing! They made everyone laugh and they put themselves out to do it! Hope they got a huge tip!
Too funny! The camera and sound quality was much better on this one!
His shuddering makes him sound like he’s drunk
"That's the gateway to alcoholism" I'm sending a clip of that to my aunt, who took me into bars at the age of 7 and ordered me Shirley Temples. And today I'm drinking whisky neat.
your really improving 😊 keep up the good job👍love from your fans💕💕
*you're
I can't get over how absolutely adorable his laugh is oh my god
How to have an anxiety attack
1. Have anxiety
2. Attend a Drew show
Also, how to get called out by Drew for absolutely no reason:
-Order a drink
-attend the show
-go outside after being told to quiet down to order a drink politely
-exist
-like cherries
-have ice in your drink
😂 now imagine if that woman was eating the ice, and not just digging around for the cherry 😂
Omg that's was so hilariously funny you wrestling with the hammock
Always a pleasure to see your stand up clips, Drew! Can't wait to see another show!
I love Drew Lynch's laugh so much
im all the way in the Netherlands. so possibility of visiting a show is kinda NOT THERE ;) thats why i thank you for uploading parts of your show, once in a while so that i can enjoy it even though i can not come see you live.
like i have a lot of money..... i go on vacation october 14th to Orlando for a week with my parents and brother. i also have friends there so not only because its the cheapest destination but also for my friends. so yeah i would love to see Drew live but only if i would be able to MOVE the the states i think its possible. i would love to, i mean i am so in love with the states i have the dutch and usa flags tattooed in my neck ;) so i would love to move there but unless my love is american i think my chances are 0 ;)
who knows. but as long as i am not able to see him live i'll enjoy the vids. i mean Stella is funny too even though we all know she has no idea ;)
i won't i mean i am not even close enough to even try to tell her ;)
My favorite part about Drew’s stand up, is when he laughs at his own jokes and punchlines. It’s the cutest damn thing
0:17 Me in my anxieties
I am amazed at how you can take the stupidest stuff and make it hilarious. You don’t need jokes you just work the crowd and they eat it up . My jaw physically hurts cuz I laughed so hard at this video.
Drew, I've watched you since the beginning... You are sooper dooper funny... And I am honestly honored to be a 'youtube' part of your life. You're a positive influence in my life and I watch your videos whenever I doubt myself and what I work hard for and realize it is not as bad as i make it. You keep my head on track because you skyrocketed over your obstacles and I wish to do the same.
Thanks for being an unknown friend :)
Bruuuhhh I legit got up, got a glass of milk, sat down, and this video started playing...
Oh hey! That was my friend Bina's Cherries. She was nice for sharing her cup full. MMM.
My husband and i had the privilege of attending your 1st show in Denver last Friday. You were hysterical! It was an honor to meet you... Hope to see you live again someday
I really love you posting more stand up! Can’t wait for you to be back in my city to go see you again.
When he laughs at his jokes along with the crowd, he really takes “laugh with them” to another level 😂😂
I was at this show 😍 it was actually the best experience of my life. Gotta get something fruity :)
Drew, your crowd work is some of the best I've ever seen... Thank you for the laughter.
I miss watching your shows live. I hope you come back to VA next year.
Vader’s Mom He hits up VA every year! Keep an eye on drewlynch.com for next year’s schedule! The initial schedule should come out very soon! 🤞🏻🍀🙏🏻💙💙💙
GippyWhite How did I miss him coming to VA this year? I know I looked. Oh well. I’ll be keeping an eye out. Thanks!
Vader’s Mom Anytime! And I want to say that he is usually there in the first half of the year. I’m not 100% on that, but for sure check his site at least once a month. Dates are often added. 💙💙💙
Comedy is so much funnier when the comedian is cracking jokes with the audience instead of something rehearsed. Drew is amazing!
Hahahahahaha!!! Damn you cup of cherries!
I swear to god there were like FIVE JOKES in this set dragged out into EIGHT MINUTES and I laughed throughout. Drew is a comical fucking genius and I love him.
Well look at that, I was paying attention this time and got here early. My boy Trigger's birthday is today, he's finally 14 years old; he's past the Shirley Temple level and went straight onto Baby Duck (might be a Canadian reference)!! Drew, Mesa, and Stella, can you wish him a happy birthday?
terina918 I’m not Drew, Mesa, or Stella, but I would like to wish him a very happy birthday and I hope he has a wonderful day!!! 🎂🎉🎊🎁🎈💙💙💙
@@gippywhite thank you so much, xoxoxo
terina918 You’re very welcome! And I hope the day isn’t stressful for you, either! Enjoy!!! 🎪🧘🏻♀️🍹💙💙💙
@@gippywhite as long as the four legged don't grump at each other, it should be a good day, xoxox
Happy birthday, Trigger!!
Drew: I do a lot of stand up
Also Drew: is laying down
Been subbed for years, love you so much! XD ♥
The first couple clips I watched, I was like, "let him do his fucking job"...now I realize his brilliance and why it's so great!! Definitely a new fan!!!
you are the funniest person i have ever seen
Gaby M. :3 You have great taste!!! 💙💙💙
That ending was the best possible outcome of this entire video. Bless.
You're amazing! I hope I can come to one of your Dallas shows. It would be an awesome birthday present to see you live!
Lonestar Lanie Find a way to make it happen. It will be a night to remember, that’s for sure!!! Good luck!!! And early happy birthday!!! 💙💙💙
@@gippywhite Thank you! His show is a week after so it would make it super special
Lonestar Lanie Be sure to tell him it’s you’re birthday when you meet him after the show!!! 😉👍🏻👍🏻💙💙💙
LMAO! I'm in tears here.😂🤣 Dude, you're the man! Awesome show. Great sense of humor. It is a privilege to watch your show. Thank you.
Drew your the best your so funny love watching your videos
love that he laughs at his own jokes. I've been watching your stand ups since AGT, keep up the amazing work. 🤗
You are so funny😂
I was so scared of him yeeting himself off the building at the beginning
hahaha this is legendary
Nothing screams manly like fighting with a hammock Drew 🤣 love it when you crack yourself up... That giggle....🤣
🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻 First it’s milk, then you pop your cherry with a Shirley Temple, and then it’s all down hill from there. 🥛🍒🍹#Inappropriate That waitress deserves a fist bump, a big tip, and a 5 minute beginners set to try out her comedy routine. 😂😂😂 On the last date I was on, I actually asked for a Shirley Temple because I was driving that night. 🥤🚫🚨 My date refused to pay for a Shirley Temple. ✋🏻🛑❌ So I refused to drive him home. 🤙🏻✌🏻👋🏻 To this day, I wonder whatever happened to him. 🤔💭 😂 Naw. I don’t. 😜🤪🤣 Thank you for the Thursday pick me up, Drew! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 I needed that!!! 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 Happy Friday eve! 🤞🏻🍀🤟🏻 Much love, everybody!!! 💙💙💙
i had a seizure trying to read this
Heather Lewellen AHAHAHA!!!! I don’t think it’s bad at all! ✊🏻😂🤣 I smile every time I think about it. 😁 That was literally the best part of that date. 🤦🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️ **whispers** It was a reeealy bad date. #DontMessWithTheShirleyTemple 💙💙💙
Well, “Meme Jesus”, I’m sure you will rise again. ✝️🙏🏻✌🏻
Wait, you kicked the guy to the curb because HE would not pay for YOUR shirley temple -_- moocher. Pay for your own god damn drinks
I fucking love his laugh it’s contagious.
And it’s really funny to hear it just randomly in the video.
He’s better then jimmy Carr
And that’s saying a lot
Ziggy Lewis That’s AWESOME!!! And I agree!!! 👍🏻👍🏻💙💙💙
OMG! Wiping tears from my face. Drew you are f***ing hilarious. So quick on your feet. Really, HBO, give this man his one hour special already!
I want to see you live please come back to Canada preferably Toronto
Hopefully Montreal included
@@terina918 I live halfway between Toronto and Montreal so I would be happy with either one!
Hopefully we'll get to meet carlymilo!!
I love the way you do stand up. It's so organic and completely reels the audience in
I so want you to come do shows in Australia., specifically QLD.
I love the way you use your stutter for your comedy in such an artistic way! It gives me the courage to talk out loud, even if the words don‘t come out easily. Thank you!
I think it's kind of sad that my life has more than one maraschino cherry story in it. Or scary. When our eldest was around 3, he was obsessed with them. We were at Applebees one night and he kept going up to the bar and grabbing cherries. They were sitting on a ledge right at toddler height! :)
The Dog Vlog tee is great; but, we need more merchandise! Some nice V-neck tees, lightweight. And buttons! We need buttons! And refrigerator magnets. And key-chains.
I wonder if Drew would autograph a jar of maraschino cherries?
His laugh is just so lovely and just wholesome. It’s so cute and awesome I love it so much 😂
I’d truly love to see you live honey🎈
Critter T it’s great! You should definitely go
That end was the best "and she brought a couple of cherries." I lost it at that point.
I'd Love to see you in Germany 😍
He even stutters trying to get out of a hammock. Glorious
Hey drew my sister is going to get a service dog and u t he best comedian lol 😂
I always enjoy hearing the crowd laugh even harder when they hear you laugh at your jokes. Gets me everytime 😂😂😂
who films your videos drew?
Heather Lewellen hahah most likely !!
Drew I cannot express in words how much light and happiness you bring to the world of comedy, and the world in general. Laughter is one of the best medicines and to me you're The top Doc.! Love from Texas!!!
@Heather Lewellen well of course!! Lol. I was going to shout out to Stella but this is Drew's standup so I'll say hi on their next video lol