I wish my girlfriend loved me as much as this guy's. Mine was eaten alive by ants in the first 15 minutes because she couldn't even remember our first date was a picnic
I'm so sorry :/ I guess some relationships just don't turn out to be what you hoped for. If my boyfriend doesn't make it out of his labyrinth, maybe we can get a cup of coffee sometime?
Oh cheer up your probably in a love labyrinth and were givin amnesia as a part of the puzzle, i'm sure your soulmate is waiting for you on the outside so don't lose hope!
Ah, my girlfriend was doing so well. She figured out the correct order for the mirror puzzle and the correct solution to the chemistry puzzle to open the granite door. She ultimately failed at the fight to the death with the minotaur at the last stage of the labyrinth as he tore her apart. Guess she really didn't try hard enough with our relationship.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I thought the point of these love Labyrinth’s was to turn our significant others _into_ _minotaur’s_ ! All this time I thought she was angry because of the bull hormones coursing through her muscular new body, I never thought she’d be angry at me!!☹️
My girlfriend didn't love me as much as i thought. I locked her in burning house with one door to exit and the pin number was my birthday but she could only remember her ex's birthday. Shes in heaven with him now.
It's hollywood BS mate. Girls are all swooning over this stuff when they see it in the movies, Like Labrynth, Maze Runner, or Tron. But you actually try going out of your way to trap a cute girl in a deserted underground bunker in the Ukraine, and they never even bother to smile at you afterwards.
Well, its 2020, serial killer obsessions are at an all time high, and escape rooms are considered a normal date activity. That man was truly ahead of his time
My favourite part was when the Minotaur of Love showed up, and Rose had to recite the same words Brendan told to her on the first minute of their third date in order to avoid it from tenderly ripping her head off. It was so cute!
'Minotaur Of Love' sounds like a Lou Reed song. 'Minotaur's stalking round the maze/ for someone special, who's been there for days/ I watched them for a little while/ I love to watch things on TV/ Minotaur of Love/ oo oo / Minotaur of Love/ oo oo/ Minotaur of Love/ Mi- / No- / Taur'
My boyfriend did this for me once; it took me many, many years to escape the maze, and I had to subside mainly on rats, but I eventually did! I returned the favour to him two Valentines Days after I escaped, and he actually managed to beat my time by just a week! We considered continuing the competition to try and get out faster than each other but in the end both agreed that at our age either one of us would die of old age before escaping, and there’s no fun in that, is there? You either escape the maze of die from your failure to to do so, dying of old age with the challenge half-finished would really just spoil the whole experience, so we don’t wanna risk that. Fun while it lasted though!
@@averageberserkenjoyer4410 I solved PDGs before you took Analysis 2 lmao you are nothing to me. Come back when you can show that 2^2020 - 1 is not prime that's 8th-grade content you can't even solve hahahahahahahaha
Nice metaphor for how public spectacles can be a sign of an unequal relationship and can make the other person in the relationship feel uncomfortable from the sense that they are obligated to approve. Public spectacles, like sports stadium proposals, are more about control than affection. If you "show your affection" in front of 1 million people, the other is far more likely to act pleased even if they aren't.
Pro Tip: If you kidnap any old girl from the street and subject her to months of psychological and physical trauma the resulting Stockholm Syndrome will sorta-kinda make her your girlfriend. So no actual girlfriend needed, just a sex dungeon. You can thank me later.
And five years later, I’m still watching her in the live feed. I wonder if she’ll ever get out. It’s like she’s permanently trapped in his love. What a guy!
@@lebensmann6528 It is not adorable, it is a grave threat to Rose's life. That Candle Room could have killed her (Not to mention the room that almost ran out of air)! Brendan has performed a horrid act of cruelty all for the sake of publicity, and Rose has suffered more than enough because of his actions. #ArrestBrendan
@@siukong Perfect dimensions! I love the concept of such a deep cuddle pit. Mine was only 3' x 3' x 5' and she ended up escaping. But don't worry! I got her back and plan on using your dimensions for the next one.
After 2 years, I hear she's still trying to solve this maze to this very day. She's so lucky and blessed to have a man that loves her this much. I bet she'll shower him with SO much love and affection once she finally finds her way out.
I put my girlfriend in a labyrinth last Valentine’s Day, but she got stuck at the first love puzzle. The question was, “What’s our first baby’s name going to be?” and she kept answering “I’m not your girlfriend let me out!”.... She definitely knows it’s Ethan, she’s just ruining the game 😔
I’m proud to say my boyfriend built me another one of these for this Valentines. This year, I managed to escape while losing only one limb instead of two like the previous year (a new record for me and our relationship!). I’m so overjoyed and relieved to see his beautiful face again and I cry every time I think of what great lengths he had to go through to put together all 365 puzzles. He even rented out all of the animals in the entire Carnivore Corner section of our state zoo to populate the Serengeti Room. You don’t know what true love feels like until you outrun a 690 lb male lion! My heart was racing so fast, it was just like the moment I laid eyes on my sweetheart and knew we were destined to be together☆forever in sickness and health, in life and in death! ❤️ I love you so much Babe!
Fun fact: A Labyrinth is a special kind of maze where all of the walls are connected, so she should just be able to put a hand on a wall and find her way out
I love the subtle part about most of the people watching being single. They have no idea how relationships are supposed to work, and so public spectacles don’t seem as bad.
You're doing it wrong. You should have rigged it with love explosives that will detonate once she slows down. Then you make her solve love puzzles to defuse the love bombs
Grass is a plant with narrow leaves growing from the base. A common kind of grass is used to cover the ground in a lawn and other places. Grass gets water from the roots in the ground. Grass is usually pigmented with the colour ‘green’. Grasses are monocotyledon, herbaceous plants. The grasses include the "grass", of the family Poaceae (also called Gramineae). Also sometimes it is used to include the sedges (Cyperaceae) and the rushes (Juncaceae). These three families are not closely related but belong to different clades in the order Poales. They are similar adaptations to a common life-style. The true grasses include cereals, bamboo and the grasses of lawns (turf) and grassland. Uses for graminoids include food (as grain, sprouted grain, shoots or rhizomes), drink (beer, whisky), pasture for livestock, thatching thatch, paper, fuel, clothing, insulation, construction, sports turf, basket weaving and many others. Many grasses are short, but some grasses, like bamboo can grow very tall. Plants from the grass family can grow in many places, even if they are very cold or very dry. Several other plants that look similar but are not members of the grass family are also sometimes called grass; these include rushes, reeds, papyrus, and water chestnut. Grasses are an important food for many animals, like deer, buffalo, cattle, mice, grasshoppers, caterpillars, and many other grazers. Unlike other plants, grasses grow from the bottom, so when animals eat grass they usually do not destroy the part that grows. Without grass, dirt can wash away into rivers (erosion). Graminoids include some of the most versatile plant life-forms. They became widespread toward the end of the Cretaceous. Fossilized dinosaur dung (coprolites) have been found containing grass phytoliths (silica stones inside grass leaves).[Grasses have adapted to conditions in lush rain forests, dry deserts, cold mountains and even intertidal habitats, and are now the most widespread plant type. Grass is a valuable source of food and energy for many animals.Lawn grass is often planted on sports fields and in the area around a building. Sometimes chemicals and water is used to help lawns to grow. People have used grasses for a long time. People eat parts of grasses. Corn, wheat, barley, oats, rice and millet are cereals, common grains whose seeds are used for food and to make alcohol such as beer. Sugar comes from sugar cane, which is also a plant in the grass family. People have grown grasses as food for farm animals for about 4,000 years. People use bamboo to build houses, fences, furniture and other things. Grass plants can also be used as fuel, to cover roofs, and to weave baskets. n English, the word "grass" appears in several phrases. For example: "The grass is always greener on the other side" means "people are never happy with what they have and want something else." "Don't let the grass grow under your feet" means "Do something". "A snake in the grass" is about a person that will not be honest and will trick others. Grass is sometimes used as a slang term for cannabis (also called pot, weed, or marijuana)
- "Honey, the walls are closing in!" - "Oh, good, it's working!" Isn't that love *to die for*? BTW, the setup reminds me more of "The Maze Runner"(waking up in the center of the labyrinth without knowing how they got there and there is no exit until...well...*spoiler* and *spoiler*) but at least *she* has been allowed to remember her past :).
This is like that story of the man (iirc in Japan) that went onto a reality show that's premise was him having to solve puzzles /riddles but was in isolation the whole time- which was awhile- and was being secretly taped for public broadcast. Got told he won the show only to have the walls fall down to show he did not win the show yet and had to keep competing.
Wait, what's up with the Annual Stoning of Happy Couple ? Is that what will await them once they get together or what, please Onion News keep us informed on that.
did this to my boyfriend, he started screaming and yelling at the camera and told me that our relationship is over. he's usually a jokester so i let him stay there and he died in 3 months 🤷♀️ all men are the same
noob qoou Oh hush, words are for the birds, and horrifying endless mazes of doom are for lovers. Keep your deep insights to yourself, and leave the disturbing and possibly fatal retreats alone to lovers.
Man, i know it's satire,but it gave me a small panic attack, i hate mazes and i hate the predatory vibes i was getting from the boy friend, along with the indifference of the people and that many people watching me at once, it's like all my nightmares in one clip, but brilliant
So good for her. I mean she's a real lucky gal. My bf's labyrinth had more than love puzzles about our relationship, it came with personal life quizzes. His life, even his family life. Even his deceased grandma. But my most favorite is the gladiator battle with his exes. He had quite a few. Especially one that knew mma. I hope to give him a special valentine day for him. One as worthy as the one he gave me.
I just built a labyrinth myself and pretended to have been trapped in there by my bf. He gets direct video feed and the entire control is in hands if he wishes he could give me all the hints I could take, to get me out. He said he ll think about it
the only way i could top this last year was by making my gf go through some valentine themed saw games she love it when i make her open her bff stomach to get the heart shaped antidote for the poison she breathed while trying to escape from a room full of bees representing how honey sweet is our relationship
One time in China a worker saved up money to buy 99 iPhone 6’s (newest model at the time) to make a heart out of them and propose to his girlfriend. She said no.
I wish my girlfriend loved me as much as this guy's. Mine was eaten alive by ants in the first 15 minutes because she couldn't even remember our first date was a picnic
I'm so sorry :/ I guess some relationships just don't turn out to be what you hoped for. If my boyfriend doesn't make it out of his labyrinth, maybe we can get a cup of coffee sometime?
That's why you use a less hungry type of ants. They get way to into it
@@msjkramey labyrinth is for chicks only, sorry
@@INFILTR8US No. This is 2019. We are all equals here.
@@chadliampearcy *2020
Needs a Minotaur
Sal Eter no just a bull so it can force her to make a minotaur with it
I know, right? It's like he wasn't even trying
Sounds like that situation could be a porno. So many things can be pornos. My mind is ruined.
Stop
He wanted to but the minotaur was being used by the US govt. to gore detainees unfortunately.
Maybe if she's lucky, she'll solve it by next Valentine's Day.
Just in time for the next maze!
Some people say she's still in the maze
Just in time for my valentine's schedule.
Well it's been 5 more valentines days I'm not sure
@@voidpointer1 badum ts
Single on v-day but nice to see other people trapped in labyrinths
Are you implying that you're also trapped in a Labrynth?
The labyrinth of love baby
Oh cheer up your probably in a love labyrinth and were givin amnesia as a part of the puzzle, i'm sure your soulmate is waiting for you on the outside so don't lose hope!
thats litterally just one of the tweets shown in the video
Aren't we all
Ah, my girlfriend was doing so well. She figured out the correct order for the mirror puzzle and the correct solution to the chemistry puzzle to open the granite door. She ultimately failed at the fight to the death with the minotaur at the last stage of the labyrinth as he tore her apart. Guess she really didn't try hard enough with our relationship.
At least yours didn't start dating the Minotaur :(
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I thought the point of these love Labyrinth’s was to turn our significant others _into_ _minotaur’s_ ! All this time I thought she was angry because of the bull hormones coursing through her muscular new body, I never thought she’d be angry at me!!☹️
the love minotaur
Is this a Percy Jackson reference? I remember glancing a bit at it
@@ihatetobethatguybut7175 Your name fits your comment to a T.
My girlfriend didn't love me as much as i thought. I locked her in burning house with one door to exit and the pin number was my birthday but she could only remember her ex's birthday. Shes in heaven with him now.
Wow she's such a skank.
Lol
awww
Wait you killed him too? 🤦🏾♂️🤣
I'm sorry to hear that bro. You can do better 😄
I tried this. Never saw my girlfriend again. Nice guys like me never get a chance.
It's hollywood BS mate. Girls are all swooning over this stuff when they see it in the movies, Like Labrynth, Maze Runner, or Tron. But you actually try going out of your way to trap a cute girl in a deserted underground bunker in the Ukraine, and they never even bother to smile at you afterwards.
@@mikeyforrester6887 haha the ukrainian bunker comment is more relevant today then ever
Well, its 2020, serial killer obsessions are at an all time high, and escape rooms are considered a normal date activity.
That man was truly ahead of his time
Thank god it's 2021 now
Escape rooms are so fun tho
@@lucilucid escape rooms still hella fun
ah yes, thank you byzantine empire, very cool
@@lucilucid lmao, little did you know
My favourite part was when the Minotaur of Love showed up, and Rose had to recite the same words Brendan told to her on the first minute of their third date in order to avoid it from tenderly ripping her head off. It was so cute!
That was NOT cute! It was a threat to Rose's life! Haven't you people learned anything?
@@calegruen Your comments are the most confusing friend. I can't tell if your serious, or just trying to joke around.
'Minotaur Of Love' sounds like a Lou Reed song.
'Minotaur's stalking round the maze/ for someone special, who's been there for days/ I watched them for a little while/ I love to watch things on TV/ Minotaur of Love/ oo oo / Minotaur of Love/ oo oo/ Minotaur of Love/ Mi- / No- / Taur'
@@Kowasi 🤣🤣
"The walls are closing in!"
"Oh good its working!"
OMG if someone did this to me i would LITERALLY DIE 😍💀😍💀😍
lmaooo
Well, yeah 🤣🤣
literally
666th 🥳
Good use of “literally!” 👍
My boyfriend did this for me once; it took me many, many years to escape the maze, and I had to subside mainly on rats, but I eventually did! I returned the favour to him two Valentines Days after I escaped, and he actually managed to beat my time by just a week! We considered continuing the competition to try and get out faster than each other but in the end both agreed that at our age either one of us would die of old age before escaping, and there’s no fun in that, is there? You either escape the maze of die from your failure to to do so, dying of old age with the challenge half-finished would really just spoil the whole experience, so we don’t wanna risk that. Fun while it lasted though!
You "solve" a labyrinth, you don't "escape" it.
Aww, this is truly what love is all about. Maybe you can have more labyrinths together in the next life!
@@_cytosine shut up
@@averageberserkenjoyer4410 I solved PDGs before you took Analysis 2 lmao you are nothing to me. Come back when you can show that 2^2020 - 1 is not prime that's 8th-grade content you can't even solve hahahahahahahaha
@@_cytosine lmao what are you going on about. So pathetic lmao
Simply adorable! Glad to still see true love and chivalry in this world!
What is wrong with you? It's not adorable, it is an act of cruelty and endangerment towards Rose all for the sake of publicity. #ArrestBrendan
Wth is wrong with you Cale? Be nicer.
Daedalus would be proud.
LOL and then hes gonna be like
"" hmm there's a distinct lack of blood thirsty monsters...."" Trololol!
So would John Kramer.
Andoeriz 😂
who ?
@@xl000 LMGTFY
Nice metaphor for how public spectacles can be a sign of an unequal relationship and can make the other person in the relationship feel uncomfortable from the sense that they are obligated to approve. Public spectacles, like sports stadium proposals, are more about control than affection. If you "show your affection" in front of 1 million people, the other is far more likely to act pleased even if they aren't.
EXACTLY! Not to mention how cliche they've become.
*****
You have no sense of romance.
+TheMortalez
Romance != Showing off
Love != How other people react to your relationship
+TheMortalez The same thing could be said about you, apparently.
WafflezDay
i have a great sense of romance
"42 minutes until the next wave of lovebats" omg im dying
I wish I had a girlfriend who I could trap inside a maze with various cute puzzles that are deep symbols for our everlasting relationship.
didn't you once before? wonder whatever happened to her?.......
selowe2011 No. Never. At least, not that I remember, but now that I think about it....
Pro Tip: If you kidnap any old girl from the street and subject her to months of psychological and physical trauma the resulting Stockholm Syndrome will sorta-kinda make her your girlfriend. So no actual girlfriend needed, just a sex dungeon. You can thank me later.
@@1503nemanja thanks!
@@1503nemanja Wow, the more you know...
And five years later, I’m still watching her in the live feed. I wonder if she’ll ever get out. It’s like she’s permanently trapped in his love. What a guy!
Are you crazy? Brendan is a monster, and Rose will have full right to dump him once she finally gets out. #ArrestBrendan
@@calegruen could you please stop talking their relationship bad? It's adorable.
@@lebensmann6528 It is not adorable, it is a grave threat to Rose's life. That Candle Room could have killed her (Not to mention the room that almost ran out of air)! Brendan has performed a horrid act of cruelty all for the sake of publicity, and Rose has suffered more than enough because of his actions. #ArrestBrendan
@@calegruen you snowflakes are all the same
@@calegruen Get over youself you Just hate him because He puts Effort in his Relationship.
the perfect metaphor for being trapped in a relationship
What are the appropriate dimensions for a cuddle pit?
3' x 3' x 50'
I heard Ira best to make them REALLY small so they have no choice to cuddle
Are you asking for a friend?
Of course he’s nit
@@siukong Perfect dimensions! I love the concept of such a deep cuddle pit. Mine was only 3' x 3' x 5' and she ended up escaping. But don't worry! I got her back and plan on using your dimensions for the next one.
There's no escape from our love or this maze, babe.
After 2 years, I hear she's still trying to solve this maze to this very day. She's so lucky and blessed to have a man that loves her this much. I bet she'll shower him with SO much love and affection once she finally finds her way out.
Actually, she'll probably dump him. And face it, Brendan will very much deserve to be dumped.
@@calegruen Why are you so unappreciative? You're just jealous!
@@calegruen dude, we get it. you don't fuck. but let others enjoy their relationships
My idea was better I've trapped my girlfriend inside the Lament Configuration
well let her out ,..she keeps texting me ,..
***** sick burn bro
zach99998 could of been worse ,.. i coulda said ,..
"Well let her out , she keeps texting me and your mom and your sister hate the interruptions.
"
Yeah, when we go to check the cameras, we'll prob find her making out with Pinhead.
I prefer my idea, where I trap myself inside the lament configuration. Happy valentine's day babe!
I put my girlfriend in a labyrinth last Valentine’s Day, but she got stuck at the first love puzzle. The question was, “What’s our first baby’s name going to be?” and she kept answering “I’m not your girlfriend let me out!”.... She definitely knows it’s Ethan, she’s just ruining the game 😔
I did this same thing for my girlfriend this year! I wonder where she is?
In the maze? Check the cameras.
Dresden Pierce I always lose my girlfriends in the pit of sorrow...the pit that resembles the trying time that might occur during our relationship
Dresden Pierce Same problem here. I really hoped the last one was the one...O well, plenty of fish in the sea :)
that is actually really smart, I'll try that next year
Has she gotten out yet?
I’m proud to say my boyfriend built me another one of these for this Valentines. This year, I managed to escape while losing only one limb instead of two like the previous year (a new record for me and our relationship!). I’m so overjoyed and relieved to see his beautiful face again and I cry every time I think of what great lengths he had to go through to put together all 365 puzzles. He even rented out all of the animals in the entire Carnivore Corner section of our state zoo to populate the Serengeti Room. You don’t know what true love feels like until you outrun a 690 lb male lion! My heart was racing so fast, it was just like the moment I laid eyes on my sweetheart and knew we were destined to be together☆forever in sickness and health, in life and in death! ❤️ I love you so much Babe!
He's like a male version of GLaDOS, how romantic lol...
oh you old dog!
pipari44 doge*
@@haloshadowsnipe3014 its been six years
@@Illunica3000 ok?
@@haloshadowsnipe3014 was talking bout the meme
Fun fact: A Labyrinth is a special kind of maze where all of the walls are connected, so she should just be able to put a hand on a wall and find her way out
Yes it might have been useful if she had known this. Oh well
Either "always turn left" or "always turn right" works, no need to touch anything.
But what if the walls are coated in poison? You're already dead!
But he also said it is inescapable until she solves puzzles meaning that access is barred.
Man I love this movie
Trying to escape is the wrong idea ; just be fully engaged in the experience.
God she’s so lucky, that’s so sweet of him to do that for her!
Actually, Rose was in grave danger because of Brendan's idiotic stunt. He should be arrested for what he did.
@@calegruen dude it's a joke
@Mohammed Khetran no... it is a show... this never actually happened... thats what the onion does
@Mohammed Khetran are you seriously thinking this is real? Do you really think the world is THAT stupid or you being sarcastic too?
@Mohammed Khetran it definitely happened and rose is dead
"Wish my wife would trap me in a maze that complex"
I know right? My girlfriend built a love maze for me and it only took a month to get out of it! No one knows real commitment these days smh
I love the subtle part about most of the people watching being single. They have no idea how relationships are supposed to work, and so public spectacles don’t seem as bad.
Hug the left wall has an all new meaning to her
"Honey, you solve it...you don't escape it"
🤭😌
Damn if my boyfriend doesnt trap me in a labrynth of his own creation im gonna be dissapointed
It all comes back to me why I subscribed to onion in first place. Jim & Tracy, never leave.
Andd... They left :(
:(
The craziest part about this is that he built it in only a year
Amateur, there isn’t even an ax wielding minatour in the maze
Some jerk went and killed it a while ago unfortunately
My girl don't need a labrinth to get lost. I just bought her a car and I haven't seen her since 😂😂😂
eXhaustedWisdom r/wooosh
You're doing it wrong. You should have rigged it with love explosives that will detonate once she slows down. Then you make her solve love puzzles to defuse the love bombs
Fire comment
Is it just me or did she seem kinda ungrateful??
I kept expecting a minotaur
The new 50 Shades of Grey movie is looking great!
hawk222 this is a much better love story than fifty shades.
When your boyfriend is actually a super villain
Brian Brianson Super villain? More like super cutie
Well that's a horror movie premise right there, including the extra horror of the victim not quite accepting they are a victim
Stockholm syndrome
I didn't notice this was The Onion at first and was very scared
Grass is a plant with narrow leaves growing from the base. A common kind of grass is used to cover the ground in a lawn and other places. Grass gets water from the roots in the ground. Grass is usually pigmented with the colour ‘green’. Grasses are monocotyledon, herbaceous plants.
The grasses include the "grass", of the family Poaceae (also called Gramineae). Also sometimes it is used to include the sedges (Cyperaceae) and the rushes (Juncaceae). These three families are not closely related but belong to different clades in the order Poales. They are similar adaptations to a common life-style.
The true grasses include cereals, bamboo and the grasses of lawns (turf) and grassland. Uses for graminoids include food (as grain, sprouted grain, shoots or rhizomes), drink (beer, whisky), pasture for livestock, thatching thatch, paper, fuel, clothing, insulation, construction, sports turf, basket weaving and many others.
Many grasses are short, but some grasses, like bamboo can grow very tall. Plants from the grass family can grow in many places, even if they are very cold or very dry. Several other plants that look similar but are not members of the grass family are also sometimes called grass; these include rushes, reeds, papyrus, and water chestnut.
Grasses are an important food for many animals, like deer, buffalo, cattle, mice, grasshoppers, caterpillars, and many other grazers. Unlike other plants, grasses grow from the bottom, so when animals eat grass they usually do not destroy the part that grows. Without grass, dirt can wash away into rivers (erosion).
Graminoids include some of the most versatile plant life-forms. They became widespread toward the end of the Cretaceous. Fossilized dinosaur dung (coprolites) have been found containing grass phytoliths (silica stones inside grass leaves).[Grasses have adapted to conditions in lush rain forests, dry deserts, cold mountains and even intertidal habitats, and are now the most widespread plant type. Grass is a valuable source of food and energy for many animals.Lawn grass is often planted on sports fields and in the area around a building. Sometimes chemicals and water is used to help lawns to grow.
People have used grasses for a long time. People eat parts of grasses. Corn, wheat, barley, oats, rice and millet are cereals, common grains whose seeds are used for food and to make alcohol such as beer.
Sugar comes from sugar cane, which is also a plant in the grass family. People have grown grasses as food for farm animals for about 4,000 years. People use bamboo to build houses, fences, furniture and other things. Grass plants can also be used as fuel, to cover roofs, and to weave baskets.
n English, the word "grass" appears in several phrases. For example:
"The grass is always greener on the other side" means "people are never happy with what they have and want something else."
"Don't let the grass grow under your feet" means "Do something".
"A snake in the grass" is about a person that will not be honest and will trick others.
Grass is sometimes used as a slang term for cannabis (also called pot, weed, or marijuana)
My god. He touched grass.
this is why i've never been in an relationship - nobody's loved me enough to do something THIS romantic for me! one day....
- "Honey, the walls are closing in!"
- "Oh, good, it's working!"
Isn't that love *to die for*?
BTW, the setup reminds me more of "The Maze Runner"(waking up in the center of the labyrinth without knowing how they got there and there is no exit until...well...*spoiler* and *spoiler*) but at least *she* has been allowed to remember her past :).
There was no love minotaur. Clearly he doesnt love her much
Call me a hopeless romantic, but I think these kids are gonna make it.
This is like that story of the man (iirc in Japan) that went onto a reality show that's premise was him having to solve puzzles /riddles but was in isolation the whole time- which was awhile- and was being secretly taped for public broadcast. Got told he won the show only to have the walls fall down to show he did not win the show yet and had to keep competing.
This would actually make a good movie: random people getting thrown in there, figuring out life or death clues, and being live-streamed
Wait, what's up with the Annual Stoning of Happy Couple ? Is that what will await them once they get together or what, please Onion News keep us informed on that.
did this to my boyfriend, he started screaming and yelling at the camera and told me that our relationship is over. he's usually a jokester so i let him stay there and he died in 3 months 🤷♀️ all men are the same
I think the only sort of valentine labyrinth would be one with crystal balls, dancing and singing goblins and DAVID BOOWWIIEEEEEE
after watching pork'n around, I can never see jim the same way again....
He got better.
This how u can torture someone without anyone actually notice
Aw such love. Cute prank
noob qoou I was being roughly as serious as the Onion itself
noob qoou Oh hush, words are for the birds, and horrifying endless mazes of doom are for lovers.
Keep your deep insights to yourself, and leave the disturbing and possibly fatal retreats alone to lovers.
Dead.juice This guy gets it
@@Achw3l do you still exist
@@Illunica3000 I never stopped existing
"the cuddle pit" sounds absolutely frightening
I loved the part where he had her "watch a video".
Bruh now I look stupid, for my valentine's I didn't construct any labyrinth, I just shipped her off to a love-desolate island :/
When she gets out she'll marry him for sure. Then he'll enter the most horrifying maze ever created.
@Abigail Harp And here I was thinking it was my adroit cunning, silly me.
Where us the minotaur of devotion?
Man, i know it's satire,but it gave me a small panic attack, i hate mazes and i hate the predatory vibes i was getting from the boy friend, along with the indifference of the people and that many people watching me at once, it's like all my nightmares in one clip, but brilliant
I can't wait for her to find the David Bowie chamber!
I kept waiting for one of those monsters in Doom to come around a corner. lol
"No, solve it hunny....you solve the Labyrinth, you don't escape it." 😆🤣
I would happily try being gay for the man who could afford to and had the time to build this maze.
If you love something, brick it in on all sides and never let it go.
Lol I just noticed her face when he said dinner at a five star restaurant. The onion truly was the greatest
poetic way to tell her to "get lost"
You want your freedom?
Take it
I´ve trapped my girlfriend inside my mind....
The protagonist of Saw would probably see this an an acceptable approach to romance.
It’s like a romantic, real-life Zelda game
This is a perfect analogy of how it is being in a relationship, really.
Pretty messed up relationship then.
No, it's not.
Man look at the size of that thing. Makes my se... erm, love dungeon look bad in comparison.
Don't worry. You have some time to improve before Valentine's day
When you are younger, the onion is hilarious. But when you get a little older you realize how incredibly it satires things, and it’s still funny ofc
This guy gets way too much credit. He didn't even go through the effort to genetically engineer a human bull hybrid to hunt her in the maze. Lame
Smh the standards are so low nowadays
Hey man let's see you do better. It's never enough for some people I swear.
That's next
He had to save something for next year.
Bruh, I finally found you!
You knew that apartment wasn't really going to be their's.
Picnicl Way underrated comment
Some say she is still solving it to this day.
This is what I imagine my life would be like if I dated elon
If you can relate to this: Run!
"I didnt know where i was or how i got here" hahahaha
Equal parts bizarre, creepy, and romantic. I don't know how such a fringe idea came to fruition. This is incredible.
I almost had a D&D encounter like this lmao
Twist ending. It’s a ploy to keep her busy so he doesn’t have to be bombarded with her emotions
A fitting metaphor for being in a relationship, interestingly enough.
Legend says she’s still in that same maze.
So good for her. I mean she's a real lucky gal. My bf's labyrinth had more than love puzzles about our relationship, it came with personal life quizzes. His life, even his family life. Even his deceased grandma. But my most favorite is the gladiator battle with his exes. He had quite a few. Especially one that knew mma.
I hope to give him a special valentine day for him. One as worthy as the one he gave me.
I just built a labyrinth myself and pretended to have been trapped in there by my bf. He gets direct video feed and the entire control is in hands if he wishes he could give me all the hints I could take, to get me out. He said he ll think about it
Hahahahahaha "the Cuddle Pit"
Any single women who keep asking "Where have all the good men gone?"
Well, here is that man.
I'm just going to watch the onion for my news from now on. Same difference.
seriously, this is like the amalgamation of a rom-com and a saw film
the only way i could top this last year was by making my gf go through some valentine themed saw games
she love it when i make her open her bff stomach to get the heart shaped antidote for the poison she breathed while trying to escape from a room full of bees representing how honey sweet is our relationship
Reminds me of that picture of the remains of the woman who went to a rave in the catacombs under Paris and wandered off.
One time in China a worker saved up money to buy 99 iPhone 6’s (newest model at the time) to make a heart out of them and propose to his girlfriend.
She said no.
Creative but stupid.
Smart guy. At least he won't ever breed
“You kept it a surprise, you ol’ dog!”
Here in Canada the tradition is to send you and your buddies' girlfriends into a Cube once a year.