Why Inmates want to Run the Kitchen in Prison | PKA & Josh Pillault

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  • @PKAClips
    @PKAClips  2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

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  • @jerryjohns1
    @jerryjohns1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +386

    This Guy deserved every second of prison. Said he would trim my rune armor then logged. SOB

    • @anthonykaplan4229
      @anthonykaplan4229 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Lmao

    • @Gutswitdaboof710
      @Gutswitdaboof710 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It’s called outsmarting a child in RuneScape you should know of this in 2021

    • @jerryjohns1
      @jerryjohns1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@Gutswitdaboof710 You are an idiot. Obviously he didnt it was a joke. You should know this in 2021

    • @ali18y84
      @ali18y84 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      And he also promised to double my gold

    • @jerryjohns1
      @jerryjohns1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@ali18y84 Just meet him out in the wilderness it only works there.

  • @nintalespaw
    @nintalespaw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +500

    Kyle served 56 days and talks about prison like a second home.

    • @melov4
      @melov4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Just trying to be relatable

    • @stanparker9556
      @stanparker9556 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Wait that's all he did?

    • @Anonymous-ed8om
      @Anonymous-ed8om 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@stanparker9556 he didn’t do much, he was in for 60 days with a couple days credit time served from the jail

    • @stanparker9556
      @stanparker9556 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@Anonymous-ed8om why did I think he did a couple of years or somethin? Probably the way he talks about it. That's the shortest prison term I've ever heard of

    • @NX6.2
      @NX6.2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      You've served 0 days and are somehow convinced that your opinion on the subject is valid.

  • @savethehumanz9205
    @savethehumanz9205 2 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    These prison stories make it sound like a really shitty adult summer camp

    • @cheese4746
      @cheese4746 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      that’s pretty much what it is

    • @skunkrasputin9045
      @skunkrasputin9045 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Except sometimes a camper gets ass raped.

    • @cheese4746
      @cheese4746 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@skunkrasputin9045 you’re just making sound more like summer camp

    • @Niekomojo
      @Niekomojo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      where time goes by super slow

    • @slawdawg6098
      @slawdawg6098 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@cheese4746 what summer camps you been goin to?

  • @bronsontolliver9027
    @bronsontolliver9027 2 ปีที่แล้ว +393

    In county jail, we used to use half the seasoning packet on the noodles (for health, the salt is killer) and use the other half to season tray food.

    • @ghostfrieza2904
      @ghostfrieza2904 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Reported.

    • @bronsontolliver9027
      @bronsontolliver9027 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@ghostfrieza2904 Nobody likes a snitch.

    • @RandoManFPV
      @RandoManFPV 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Lol I think the level of bad health is the same as you are still eating the whole seasoning packet but not just on your noodles XD

    • @bronsontolliver9027
      @bronsontolliver9027 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@RandoManFPV It's more incremental though. One packet contains two days worth of sodium and a single packet can last a lot longer if used sparingly. It can also be sold/traded.

    • @Extremekhan24
      @Extremekhan24 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@RandoManFPV it's about dosage over time

  • @slimj091
    @slimj091 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    If you are worth 200 million on the outside you aren't going to a standard prison. You're going going to a richy rich vacation camp.

    • @apimpnamedsliccbacc7072
      @apimpnamedsliccbacc7072 ปีที่แล้ว

      What does that have to do with the video

    • @DKStacker24
      @DKStacker24 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@apimpnamedsliccbacc7072They literally talked about it in the video.

    • @nfaisnfgay
      @nfaisnfgay 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@apimpnamedsliccbacc70728:10

  • @stevenwilliams1194
    @stevenwilliams1194 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    00:20 woody sneaks out to raise his eyebrows a few thousand times

    • @Prizm17
      @Prizm17 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      😂😂😂😂 not for any other reason just to raise his eyebrows elsewhere 😭😂😭😂

  • @channingtaintum
    @channingtaintum 2 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    The real question on all of our minds: If Josh and Kyle were in the same prison cell for a long enough period of time, who would end up becoming the "prison girlfriend?"

  • @DubstepQuickScope
    @DubstepQuickScope 2 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    lol kyle said who cares about protein and then proceeds to do steroids and track his micros and macros lol

    • @zone2630
      @zone2630 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hes not on steroids, he’s on trt. Two completely separate things

    • @DubstepQuickScope
      @DubstepQuickScope 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zone2630 testosterone is a steroid are you okay?

    • @DubstepQuickScope
      @DubstepQuickScope 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@zone2630 he also took a ton of other stuff recommended by Derek

    • @a-a-rondavis9438
      @a-a-rondavis9438 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zone2630 TRT is Testosterone Replacement Therapy. Testosterone is a s.e.x. steroid, and thus the synthetic version of it is a steroid as well. You can obviously take a maintenance dose, but most people abuse it for sports/competition. When you get on anything, you're not "natural" anymore.

    • @syzyphyz
      @syzyphyz 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DubstepQuickScope technically testosterone is a steroid hormone but if you actually take it within normal ranges, like you go to a real doctor and get TRT, it isn't going to fuck you up the way some other steroids will which is what most people mean when they talk about steroids is the illicit stuff that people just take way too much of and get raged out on and totally fuck up their bodies with.

  • @TheJimprez
    @TheJimprez 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I'm Canadian and I REALLY MISS our army mess-halls. The food was incredible, fresh and ALL YOU CAN EAT... I'm a chef and I have yet to find a cafeteria style place that can turn out that quality.. The cooks and supply techs were EVERYONE'S best friends...
    Prison is no different. If you have access to things that make life better in strict and bleak situations... You can make LOTS of side cash if you're the least bit like that.

    • @epstiendidntkillhimself20231
      @epstiendidntkillhimself20231 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      devon larrett said he served for the food lol

    • @casedistorted
      @casedistorted 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sucks America’s is so bad. Japan has amazing food too but here in America the food corporations run EVERYTHING so they own the prison food, which is mostly junk food crap

    • @chemistryofquestionablequa6252
      @chemistryofquestionablequa6252 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Our IMPs are pretty damn good too compared to rations from other countries.

    • @Cheesusrice69222
      @Cheesusrice69222 ปีที่แล้ว

      The french and Canadians have amazing MREs the USA needs the take notes

  • @Sleepydill
    @Sleepydill 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Prisoners for real have some of the best ingenuity i swear

  • @04dram04
    @04dram04 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Imagine how much appreciation he must have for the real world, after getting out of prison. Conveniences everyone else takes for granted

  • @levibruce8322
    @levibruce8322 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I like how woody transitions from prison stories to camping this summer.

  • @lethalritz1981
    @lethalritz1981 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    If snow ever goes on they need josh there just to be all "i was in medium for something dumber than kyle did"

  • @chipsthedog1
    @chipsthedog1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Talking about the brewing in the UK we just used Marmite for yeast, one teaspoon in a 3 litre container with orange juice and sugar at night we let the hot tap on a steady little drizzle so the water in the sink stays warm and doesn't flood the cell as its filling up slow enough for the overflow to keep it at that level leave the container in the sink as long as you can each night & we used to put a tiny hole in the lid for the gas to escape which you cover with blu tack or toothpaste when hiding it through the day. After 3 days at night when it's warm you can feed it more sugar which is cool as you can tell its working if as you add sugar it fizzes like mad.
    One last thing, the screws found our hiding spot one day (out on the main landing to minimise chance of it being found in your cell) so we needed a new place, in the end we paid a couple of the trustees to let us hide it in the communal freezers. Obviously this is hooch already made because you wouldn't want it freezing during the brewing stage anyway after it had been in the freezer for 3 days it was canteen day so everyone has items to trade tobacco, phonecards all the usual so we asked the trustee to get four bottles out (each bottle was a 1 litre squash bottle) straight away I noticed that despite being in freezer for 3 days each bottle had a little bit still liquid so we poured it out and wowzer it was clear like vodka and had a kick like a really strong spirit. Turns out alcohol only freezes at a much lower temperature than the orange juice so we had accidentally found a way to make spirits.
    After that every brew we made we would use one bottle to collect spirit and save it all up for a special occasion. We finally had just under a litre when we drunk it on Christmas eve and it blew our socks off the only downside was the god awful hangover the next morning.
    Sorry if this was long winded just thought I'd share.
    This took place in late 90s for anyone wondering about the tobacco reference.

  • @Krash_fpv
    @Krash_fpv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You would be amazed at the things we do in lock up....haircuts with a razor and a comb....seeing w string and a staple.....paintballs in a sock...stencils and using ink from magazines and making decorative envelopes...using magazine cologne samples and hot water to make cologne...using cornstarch for baby powder......the list goes on and on

  • @johannordstrom1932
    @johannordstrom1932 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Didnt blade run a scheme with commissary stamps in prison lol

  • @Patrick.Weightman
    @Patrick.Weightman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This was a good ep, they threw out some really good questions

  • @jeffomalley6015
    @jeffomalley6015 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    That wasn't even chicken. They were bats lol. U know what they call them? Chicken of the cave. Lmao.

    • @TheJimprez
      @TheJimprez 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I thought they used cats...

    • @bigbob9187
      @bigbob9187 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheJimprez you know what they call cats? Chicken of the rail yard

    • @FUNKOfilms
      @FUNKOfilms 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wuhan chicken.

  • @deathwishmotors9582
    @deathwishmotors9582 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I'm trying to win economically in my prison set" LMAO

  • @itchykami
    @itchykami 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Ramen's good but you gotta put -something - in it. An egg and a handful of cheese makes it a pretty satisfying meal. Onions, soy, maybe peanut butter are also pretty solid choices.

    • @grimble4564
      @grimble4564 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The soft-boiled egg is always the move

    • @mitchjames9350
      @mitchjames9350 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Also depends on the Raman noodles you get if they are from the packet or you bought the fresh stuff.

  • @joeynass7290
    @joeynass7290 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mane they make it sound like committing crimes ain’t so bad💀😂😂

  • @jasonludwig215
    @jasonludwig215 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    It wasn't just the walk there and waitin to get the food that made me not wanna go to the chow hall it was also the smell of the food and chow hall that would be stuck with you for a few days in your clothes it was just too much for me sometimes

    • @NoNippleNarc
      @NoNippleNarc 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's terrible

    • @jasonludwig215
      @jasonludwig215 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@NoNippleNarc yeah I know but that's state prison for ya

    • @jasonludwig215
      @jasonludwig215 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TooTallTurtle87 yeah man sometimes they'd make this beef stew type of thing and it had the consistency and taste of dog food I had to eat it when I first got there because I didn't have any commissary yet

  • @cedagcedag
    @cedagcedag 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    camp prison sounds fun when they talk about it. it's like a boy scout camp where you have to barter goods lol.

  • @HonorarySaiyan
    @HonorarySaiyan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    12:04 "Unless you really poor planly" lol

  • @brrrdman
    @brrrdman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    12:04 Poor Planly...lmao

  • @chrishince8947
    @chrishince8947 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Can't believe Kyle hasn't seen the newest Trailer Park Boys season! They follow the boys into prison this time! Great watching!

    • @nolan8859
      @nolan8859 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s not a season

    • @chrishince8947
      @chrishince8947 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Totally is! Just look for it.

  • @jamesstaggs4160
    @jamesstaggs4160 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    When I went and did my 7 calendars I didn't have anyone sending me money, so even with the best job (about .50 an hour) I wasn't making much for commissary, and I actually saved most of that by only allowing myself coffee, good hygiene products and vitamins. One way I got commissary is I would find people that would max out their purchase limit and I'd have their people send money to me then they could order on mine. Charged 25 percent which was twice as good as anyone else since the going rate was 50 percent. Half of something is better than all of nothing.

  • @michaelbettisworth8938
    @michaelbettisworth8938 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Talking about that Yard bird in the beginning

  • @djxeroic1436
    @djxeroic1436 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    i did 18 months in the CA state system for a BS "criminal threats" charge (CA PC Sec: 422)

  • @jamesmorris3345
    @jamesmorris3345 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Id love to see them get larry lawton on the podcast

  • @TedBackus
    @TedBackus 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    in my local county jail, the old sheriff had a deal with a local friendly's owner, and we got ice cream sundaes, and actual beef cheeseburgers

  • @ShaggyRax
    @ShaggyRax 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I've still got a commissary list😂😂 a few of em

  • @Rudidly
    @Rudidly 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Done a lil time in jail an the army, Pogey bait or commissary, it’s always a good break from chow.

  • @concentratecorner1744
    @concentratecorner1744 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i used to pay the kitchen workers (paisas ran it, southern cali) and theyd shoot me down ham and other nice lunch meat. Cheeses. Fries and burgers from the staff diner. Money talks in there, you can eat really good for the right price. A burger n fries cost me 3$ , but it was AMAZING. The fries were so bomb id eat them out here if i could, it was all from like a staff diner for the sheriffs, they had a actual grill up there and a full on kitchen. Some lame ended up telling and the free staff told us who was the snitch and he got rolled out. Turns out it was another paisa who said it was wrong that they stole from the state kitchen... you can imagine how popular he was after that...

    • @tgo007
      @tgo007 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      theo lacy? wasco? ccf?

    • @dannygjk
      @dannygjk 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You mean actual $3 worth?

  • @Anthony-yn9dg
    @Anthony-yn9dg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Funny how the army was just like prison. We use to have a very similar mind set.

  • @phaedruslykos3249
    @phaedruslykos3249 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    these prisoners eat better than the elderly in aged care for real

    • @joejonass3224
      @joejonass3224 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hell no they don't. I'm a cook at an assisted living community and we cook 3 hot meals a day and give free snacks all day long. The elderly and disabled are normally picky assholes who like to disrespect anyone that doesn't give them everything they want anytime they want it, so they cry "abuse" over anything. We could serve steak and lobster every night and 50% of the house would still complain, gauranteed.

  • @robertellison4909
    @robertellison4909 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This guy did like 60 days and he's now an expert haha

    • @CharlesFreck
      @CharlesFreck 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He literally never acts like an expert the fuck are you lot on. If you actually watch the VODs and not out of context clips, he's constantly saying "I only did 2 months and it wasn't anywhere super serious so I don't know everything" or something to that effect. Also, he's been on the show with multiple people who spent years in prison, and they've never once gone "that's not how that works" so clearly he knows his shit.
      Additionally, if you start a job and don't know your shit within 60 days, you're going to get fired. But your dumbass is probably unemployed or 12, so figures you don't know that.

    • @robertellison4909
      @robertellison4909 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@CharlesFreck unemployed haha I make more than you For sure.

  • @trustyghost79
    @trustyghost79 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I LOVE PRISON TALK

  • @codyharp5900
    @codyharp5900 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    12:05 my man Kyle says poor plannly

  • @A5h3n.
    @A5h3n. 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Sorry no tortilla"

  • @iplayfoofee3547
    @iplayfoofee3547 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    wait 5-10mins is nothing, imagine waiting 2 hours at the chow hall, and its not even in prison its in a ship.

    • @thotpolice3897
      @thotpolice3897 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      5-10 minutes plus having to walk over to the chow hall is something, especially considering Kyle wasn’t even going to eat it. If it was for him it’d be nothing.

    • @TheJimprez
      @TheJimprez 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      A Russian ship?

  • @MrSpecialbill
    @MrSpecialbill 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I ran the kitchen and had a store. Very lucrative inside.

  • @CustardCream14
    @CustardCream14 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This guys great, he reminds me of Theo Von

  • @copaminecombat
    @copaminecombat ปีที่แล้ว

    Josh gave me a rune scimmy when I was level 34 attack really motivated me to get to 40 thanks Josh

  • @Patrick.Weightman
    @Patrick.Weightman 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    the mayonnaise in ramen made me audibly gag

  • @brovid-19
    @brovid-19 ปีที่แล้ว

    Limitation breeds innovation

  • @Anthony-yn9dg
    @Anthony-yn9dg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I got put into GP Thai prison only for 4 days and god dam that was hell on earth. I didn't eat next to nothing as I was in a cell with 150ish ppl and the toilet was open and I knew ppl had Aids and hep C so I didn't want to eat much. No blankets, beds and my pillow was a water bottle that you squeeze a little air out so it was a bit soft

    • @TheFineolase
      @TheFineolase 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Christ. I hear not to fuck around at all in those countries, and the authorities just throw you in jail if you cant bribe them.

    • @Anthony-yn9dg
      @Anthony-yn9dg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TheFineolase Legit. unfortunately for me I gave my friend my card but I hadn't uploaded any money into it yet and my phone died. Good experience and wake up call to pull my head in. A lot of lifers in there walk around with soulless eyes. You can tell your a lifer because they have steal rebar wrapped around their ankles with a small chain between, so they have to shuffle everywhere.

  • @bigbelix
    @bigbelix 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Still can't imagine this dude got locked up for 5 years saying dumb shit on osrs

    • @dannygjk
      @dannygjk 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Did he actually serve 5?

  • @joshbroke8965
    @joshbroke8965 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You do have people eyeing your stuff on package times. I would always say bring what you have over to trade then we can talk. Don't come at with nothing to try and make a deal, Or I would always do one for one so I would have people come to me first. I did lots of art for people so it was strange who had my back if things did not work. I dealt with all races so if somebody had a problem that person would go deal with it then same with the others. My favorite was when someone tried jumping me in for my laundry. You learn a lot about people tho, prison is a very good learning experience if you manage it right, or semi right.

  • @Supreme_Debaucher
    @Supreme_Debaucher 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Josh sounds like southern Trevor Moore

  • @angriestbird3578
    @angriestbird3578 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hey Josh maybe you should watch some videos where they put mayo into instant ramen and it improves the experience by a lot because mayo is mostly eggs

  • @NTownJung
    @NTownJung 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like to poor planly too 😂
    Little bit too much 🍁 before the show maybe

  • @iamme1178
    @iamme1178 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    @PKA Clips Crazy idea but hear me out. Make a Christmas / New Years Special with Kyle in his FPSRussia persona. You can do something like a recap where he shows his best clips of FPSRussia or even a entirely new episode (if he can without getting into any trouble or issues), i think it would be most awesome. Who knows, maybe it even starts a FPSRussia comeback?
    Hope everyone sees this comment and up votes it so that they see this message!

    • @hobosexual2950
      @hobosexual2950 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Certainly sounds like Type 2 fun

  • @AnabolicAsylum
    @AnabolicAsylum 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    12:05 Really poor planly

  • @sandycrash8868
    @sandycrash8868 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:48 you don’t want to wait in line bro your in prison do you really have anything better to do lol

  • @mackjones8409
    @mackjones8409 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Taylor had all kinds of good questions and Kyle and Josh adding understand one of them

  • @Sickofsociety1
    @Sickofsociety1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    All of a sudden everyone has done time.....
    🙄

  • @SavageMrFox-dh7ip
    @SavageMrFox-dh7ip ปีที่แล้ว

    Is this the RuneScape guy who went to prison? I remember the week it happened because it was all over RuneScape news channels

  • @jackhutcheson2915
    @jackhutcheson2915 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I literally just ate some ramen with mayo before watching this, shit is dank lol

    • @TheJimprez
      @TheJimprez 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I went through college on Ramens, never, ever saw anyone eat them with mayo... What is THAT all about???

    • @poggers5961
      @poggers5961 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TheJimprez It’s used as a creamer, and helps.

    • @a-a-rondavis9438
      @a-a-rondavis9438 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      remind me to report you to the police.

  • @TheOnlyWoda
    @TheOnlyWoda 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hey mayo in ramen is GOOD don't knock it before you try it

  • @ButterBallTheOpossum
    @ButterBallTheOpossum 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I think publicly Bragging about breaking rules in prison while still on parole is pretty dumb. You mighty embarras the wrong person

    • @trenthanson4322
      @trenthanson4322 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kyle and Josh are both off probabtion, parole isnt a thing anymore

  • @Godofhouse
    @Godofhouse 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I’m so sorry Bob Saget passed away recently he will be missed why do you guys nickname him Woody?

    • @penguinrevolution9041
      @penguinrevolution9041 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think that's just what he goes by, he's stated even his wife calls him that

  • @captzoom1778
    @captzoom1778 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Did you catch Kyle at 12:08 unless you poor planley

  • @someguy4909
    @someguy4909 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    If you have $200mil don't go to prison. Better call Saul. Or go to one of them resort prisons.

  • @huntercashion4030
    @huntercashion4030 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It was always the quarter on the bone in Texas prison as well and I skipped breakfast chow and I slept until lunch then I worked dinner chow so I ate like a king for dinner lol but fuck bro sneaking some food back to make the best god damn spreads ever and I only got to smoke weed and drink booze once in prison but county I was a trustee and got to smoke cigarettes every other day or so because the male trustee’s stayed in there own little annex out side the county jail we was all bunked in we would have them toss them over the fence honestly 4 years ago hunt county Texas county jail wasn’t that bad now it horrible the trustee’s are all in the regular jail to now and I still have my Commissary/ laundry bag from when I got out of prison in 2017 idk why I kept it but I did

  • @captiancrafter
    @captiancrafter 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Should have added the speaker story.

  • @arsek503
    @arsek503 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Never seen these guys before bit the 2 on the right seem like they're trying to be the cooler prison story teller

  • @JB-zb9zo
    @JB-zb9zo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    @14:10 Mayonnaise on Ramen is a thing! Its sooooo filling and good!

  • @omen1784
    @omen1784 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This shit sounds like Rust lmao

  • @mattyreardon3593
    @mattyreardon3593 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    We call it "boob food" in Australia.
    Jail dudes are called boob heads.

  • @tsuyakko
    @tsuyakko 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    i got spooked when i looked away for a second and came back to woody phasing into existance

  • @kylejohnson8447
    @kylejohnson8447 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Just found this podcast been watching some clips. Had to look up why Kyle went to prison… this mfer is fpsrussia lmao thats way too wild

  • @tallas12
    @tallas12 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mayo for added proteins

  • @dbspaceoditty
    @dbspaceoditty 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    im eating ramen with mayo with tereayki sauce

  • @tgmoore90
    @tgmoore90 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Pillault is from Oxford MS like me, but most of us don't talk like Theo Von

  • @johnsheetz6639
    @johnsheetz6639 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Food that is all. If you don't get money the kitchen is the best way to eat even if you do get money

  • @aaaaaaaaaa7699
    @aaaaaaaaaa7699 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Do they do Mufungos in the feds down south or is it mostly a northeast PR thing in prison thing?

  • @nodice8739
    @nodice8739 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You can tell Josh is happy he went to jail just so he can talk about it as much as possible.

    • @dannyneelz2447
      @dannyneelz2447 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Probably not happy that he went probably more appreciated the lessons he learned

  • @1893Mauser
    @1893Mauser 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Why are onions contraband??

  • @oblivionfan345Tony
    @oblivionfan345Tony 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Still can't believe this dude served 6 years for shit talking on RuneScape.
    How could that not be an immediate mistrial if the boomer ass judge doesn't even know what "download" meant in an internet crime?

  • @sumcok4926
    @sumcok4926 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Are we going to talk about Woody's eyebrows? Because dude WTF

    • @WAV-ob7sn
      @WAV-ob7sn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He has Tourette’s

  • @thewaterboy124
    @thewaterboy124 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Pod boss? More like Podfather

  • @KillyJoe
    @KillyJoe 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Poor plannly

  • @jescollo
    @jescollo 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You guys are trippin, spread is delicious

  • @TheOnlyWoda
    @TheOnlyWoda 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Coffee

  • @unpopularopinionedpariah6102
    @unpopularopinionedpariah6102 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Making the best outta a shitty situation...
    You'd get ripped off if you tried to buy muscle... you could buy protection... but i dont think u could be a shotcaller just b/c you got money...
    I dont think that would be good looks, and you'd probably find yourself surrounded by some bad dudes that will end up getting you caught up with extra time and problems :P

  • @brovid-19
    @brovid-19 ปีที่แล้ว

    BROTEIN

  • @domvioli423
    @domvioli423 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If I did 2 months In prison and was in a conversation with a guy who did 6 years, I just wouldn't say anything. You would have to force any words out of.me

  • @spencedog
    @spencedog 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Joe rogan

  • @ryshellso526
    @ryshellso526 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Taylor 👃

  • @EsotericParadigm
    @EsotericParadigm 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ffs

  • @GWO90
    @GWO90 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    These guys were at prison camps not legit prison so def take this with a grain of salt but they are telling you how camps legit are. Meanwhile behind the fence is a whole diff ballgame, a new guy that looked like them would 100% be a target carrying a full bag across the yard

    • @eljaroebeukes5118
      @eljaroebeukes5118 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      5 years in a prison camp??

    • @TheJimprez
      @TheJimprez 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm sorry. Canadian here. WTF are prison camps???

    • @Alexafm416
      @Alexafm416 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TheJimprez it's prison literally most prisons in America are prison camps however i don't think josh was in a prison camp but I may be wrong

    • @full-timepog6844
      @full-timepog6844 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      U talking like ww2?

    • @hiyouseemcool
      @hiyouseemcool 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah what are prison camps vs prison? what do you mean by carrying a full bag across the yard?

  • @Pointlesshandle48
    @Pointlesshandle48 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Suave Al

  • @WillieG503
    @WillieG503 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The fact that these guys didnt refer to ramen as "Spread" shows that they had lil experience lol... Prisoners dont call ramen "ramen" its called noodles or spread when you mix it with other products.

    • @the_monk_lives4882
      @the_monk_lives4882 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I mean yeah, Kyle only had 2 months. And I think having little experience with jail is a good thing mate XD

    • @CharlesFreck
      @CharlesFreck 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Josh literally did 6 years the fuck you talking about. Dude's probably got more actual prison time then your dumbass. Yeah Kyle only did 2 months, and he never acts like he did more or claims he did more. Every story he pretty much qualifies with "yeah I only did 2 months and it was pretty much the worst thing ever". The fuck you on about, I also doubt they call it that in every part of the country. Shut the fuck up.

  • @casedistorted
    @casedistorted 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Alright Josh I like you but your voice is very loud here so everytime he talks over someone he’s all I can hear.
    Mayo in ramen.. people will eat anything if it has FAT or SUGAR
    It doesn’t surprise me that commissary has everything in a gas station on the shelves.. our to go and fast food is terrible.
    In Japan where I lived their gas station food is like high quality stuff and good for you, all their restaurants are amazing.. why most people there are thin, and why most here in America are very large or unhealthy.
    Lol Kyle is really stretching 2 months of prison time into a lot of PKA episodes and TH-cam Ad revenue.
    Also it seems Snow’s voice has changed over time

    • @CharlesFreck
      @CharlesFreck 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No, most people there are thin because you literally have to be thin by law or they tax the shit out of you and your doctor bullies you and you get constantly harassed. Has fucking nothing to do with quality of food.

  • @schloany4479
    @schloany4479 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    First

  • @mallman23
    @mallman23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Boring clip channel

  • @yew8707
    @yew8707 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    second

  • @benroper7290
    @benroper7290 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Honestly you all look soft.