I use the handicapped stall every single time I use a public restroom. And in my 26 years of life I've only inconvenienced a single handicap person. I will continue to use the executive stall.
@@THESLlCK beards can be intimidating like bikers and more criminally inclined rednecks grow long beards and hair to easily change appearance if they have to do some quick murderin
When I see a family going towards the family bathroom, i rush in front of them and take it from their weak hands, even if I dont need to go. I just stare in the mirror as I think of my victory and how they suffer because of their lack of reaction speed. Make the world a better place, that's my motto.
When i worked at walmart employees and adults with no kids used the family bathroom all the time. I didnt realize it was such bad etiquit to use it wtf
I have sympathy for disabled people and all but you can hold it for like 30 seconds. Just don't be one of those people take 45 minutes in a public restroom and you're fine.
It really isn't bad etiquette. I mean how is the person walking up to it after me know the exact reason why I used it. Let's just say you gotta shit and all the stalls in your given bathroom are occupied... what you gonna do hope you're asshole can hold it long enough for 1 of the x amount of stalls to become open? No if the family restroom is open you use that bitch.
They didnt actually respond to the question though? They kinda just saw two people walking their dogs without leashes and called them both assholes for doing so, wich is correct. If you dont have your dog on a leash, you are putting other animals and your own innocent dogs life ay risk, so yeah, both op and the other are assholes.
@@LV426Survivor and it could have saved them. Having dogs on leash gives of signals to other dogs, they are smarter than most think lol. The doberman could have felt threatened because the retriever didnt have a leash, not restraining it. Just put leashes on dogs, please. Edit: I have no idea if other dogs can sense if another is leashed or not btw
I have a 100lb shepard mix. He dwarfs retrievers. He is bad like the Doberman, he has to say hello before turning around. When I meet that old dog owner it is 100% my fault for not being situationally aware enough to get him back on a leash before he sees them. He wants to play with every dog like he was still a puppy. My only saving grace is he becomes completely gentle and behaved when kids are around. He’s 4 and needs lots of off leash running, I hate being that guy and really try to leash him whenever he can be an arse even if he doesn’t know anything about being mean. He is just a spaz that wants to be everyone’s friend. I accept he isn’t behaved enough to do that, it’s my responsibility to prevent it.
Your gonna run into someone like me one day that has an extremely dog aggressive dog an your buddy's gonna get torn up. I get so pissed when some idiot allows there dog to run up to mine off leash. My dog loves ALL people but dogs, there getting shredded. Be careful with that.
My Shepard is the same way sometimes, he has to go make sure no one is a threat and report back. There's plenty of places where having them off leash is just fine. I live in and let my dogs run around rural areas and hiking areas and such. Obviously not letting them off in highly Trafficked areas. If someone has a aggressive dog then they should keep them leashed anywhere they think other dogs will be off leash or not. All friendly dogs shouldn't have to stay leashed in areas like these. They shouldn't have to be punished cause of other people bringing aggressive dogs into that area. If their dog is that much of a problem they need to train/correct that issue before bringing them to those environments. I know it's easier said than done sometimes, but I've had to deal with it before and was able to get the aggressive behavior under control.
@@gamebred5662 yea it sounds like you didnt raise your animal even somewhat properly, it sounds like your dog sits in a room for 12 and a half hours a day looking at other free range dogs walk by its property
@@codylowrey6955 I'd say the same to the guy who feels the need to let his dog run around off leash everywhere he goes. The guy with the aggressive dog keeps his under control. The other guy doesn't.
21:53 if you are paying together, people can join you. But if you are making a separate order: Get Back In Line! If someone was keeping a place for you in line, then they can let you have their place, in which case they leave.
I almost always use the handicap stall (yeah I know I’m a piece of shit), even if it’s just to take a piss. I have never once seen a handicapped person in a bathroom. Edit: changed wrong word
I used to use those stalls. But one day, I was leaving and some shaky, like, Parkinson's style old person was entering right after me. I felt so bad, even though I'm not slow on the public toilet and make sure to flush (with my foot, anyway) unlike a LOT of barbarians that use public toilets.
The “family” restroom guy is NOT an A hole. It’s not the “family” restroom. It’s the Private/family/handicap restroom. It’s for all of the above. Whoever gets their first wins. That woman let her kid pee on here out of spite so she could woman-splain at the person who was clearly within their rights.
The outcome would have been the same regardless of who was using the bathroom. The lady sat there and waited instead of looking for an alternative. What if it was another mother with her toddler using the bathroom? Would they be assholes too?
One time at our Sears, an old handicap man went into the bathroom and the handicap stall on the end was taken. For some reason he back himself and his cart into one of the tiny middle stalls. Somehow falling between the toilet and the wall, stuck in there by his cart. Was a fuckin’ nightmare. Poor old man stuck with his pants down yelling for help 🤦🏻♂️
@@juliangrant9718 I’ll shit in any fuckin toilet I want. It’s what it’s there for. In all my years I’ve never had a knock on the door. Excuse me for wanting privacy in a western bathroom. Douchey is being a judgmental asshole about not wanting to shit 2 feet away from someone. Do you piss with your pants around your ankles little cucky boy?
@@jakebaker4066 Who the f*ck is going to knock on a stall that's occupied, you lunatic? When that sh*t says "Engaged", there's no f*cken mystery as to what's going in there. They'll wait or move on to find another toilet. You won't know if there's a child waiting there. Lol, person who's too shy to sh*t in public toilets askes if I pee like Butter's Stotch? What a hilarious projection. Look, you can keep rolling that dice, brotha. One can probably raise a lion in their backyard without incident. But, one keeps tempting fate, there will eventually be a mauling. You keep tempting fate, there will eventually be a father who has had a day, who will not accept your douchey behaviour.
As someone who is handicapped and in a wheelchair, I think it’s hilarious to see the looks on people’s faces when they come out of the handicapped stall and me sitting there waiting. There’s that look where you can see their stomach drop and the color almost kind of drains from their face where they’re like “oh no...” I never give anyone shit though or act like an ass about it. It isn’t that big of a deal in my opinion unless there’s only one handicapped stall and they’re in there taking a shit for an extended period of time. But I’ve never even had that specific situation happened to me though so I just laugh it off and soak in the look of embarrassment and shame on their face.
I live in the U.K. and I’ve seen countless fights over queues and people trying to line cut especially on nights out that shit doesn’t go down well here.
This isn’t the first time I’ve heard of extremely angry line cutting fights in England. Do you guys ever get arrested for just a bit o banter? Depending on where you are in the US, that could be as simple as leaving the establishment for the night or doing time in community service
Similar situation happened to me when I moved to the city. was at loves truck stop. Dude had pretty much the same bullshit story. Wife was around the corner needed a jump. Blah blah. I dont know why but I said yes. Pretty much as soon as he got in, His story was Shaky and I felt like he was having me take him somewhere to rob my ass. Before I even left the pumps I reached my hand underneath my seat for my gun and told him that I didn't think it was gonna work out. Sorry bout your luck lol. Was very awkward but he knew what I was reaching for. Now if we had left the gas station who knows maybe he would've tried anyways.but If u haven't been arrested for buying weed through the postal service I'd highly suggest picking up a gun
The guy that’s not in line with friends, will just have them order for them. So regardless of where they’re standing it’s going to take the same amount of time for the same order.
Family restroom is fair game, no law against using it. I have lost my colon to ibd, there are many scenarios where the use is necessary. And FYI once you loose your colon the average poo time is under two minutes
@@mondaysinsanity8193 Seems like this is what people say to make it more acceptable, but why? It takes the same amount of time regardless. I generally don't care about cutting if someone at least lets everyone else know what's going on. "Hey, my wife and kids are in line, I'm gonna hop in with them," completely understandable and polite.
@@Memorywholed if its the same order its the same ammount if time seperate orders it can be really annoying cuz pay issues can happen and what not either way aslong as tgeyre polite dont really matter one is just less likely to bug someone
I say you can only cut in line like if you’re with the party, I say it depends how many transactions are going to take place. If you’re all together and regroup at the register , but it’s all one transaction cool whatever but if they are all paying for their own shit , one transaction at a time .... I’m throwing hands Also this is for stores and shit not like roller coasters and the zoo shit like that.
I do the same thing when friends or family arrive late; I’ll step back to their spot but I’ll say to them in a audible whisper “these guys have no idea I just cut them in line” with way too much arrogance.
How was the person in the stall supposed to know a child that desperately needed to pee was outside? The lady could have knocked or just went into the regular restroom and not stand outside while her kid pissed all over herself
Plus the person got called an asshole for using the family room, but if it was another mother with her toddler the outcome would be the same. Instead of trying for a different bathroom she just stood there covered in piss waiting to shame whoever came out regardless of who it was.
Clearly the perspectives of people who don't have kids. Family toilets have benches so you can change your child. You're not going to change your child on a nasty public restroom floor or a sink that has no room and dirty water over everything. That person uses a family toilet, expect that a family will need to use it. It's not f*cken rocket science, fellas...
@@DeltaDanner that's right. She's an asshole because she doesn't have a kid. If there was another mother in there, then it would be excusable. But there wasn't another mother, she was the mother who needed that space. The way everyone is going on about how they use family toilets, seems the chances are higher that she would run into some inconsiderate asshat than another mother anyway.
Bro, I swear to God, people who get inconvenienced when they weren't expecting it just start making up new rules to make them the main character in the story. How many people actually need any handicapped stall or family restroom on any given day? I'm leaning towards a running average of like one every 6 days, depending on the location. They're there to accommodate you, they're not reserved permanently for you. Do people actually expect people to wait in line when there's multiple toilets not being used, just on the off chance somebody happens to need that specific one?
I wonder if she knocked because is she knocked and the guy didn’t hurry up he’s an asshole. But if she stood there while her kid pissed on her than it’s not the guy in the bathrooms fault.
Exactly. What if it had been another mother and her toddler? Would they be assholes then? Because it would always end with that mother waiting for the bathroom to open up while her child pissed on her instead of trying for a different bathroom.
Right.... I remember being a kid and my mom taking me to the ladies to use the toilet. It wasn't a big deal. Obviously the family one would be the most convenient but it's not like regular bathrooms won't work.
if wings were to talk about throwing chickens into fans he'd be ripped apart lmao Kyle casually admitting to that is so funny he's just an alternate wings
Real talk I could care less about the line shit if it’s for a 2 minute wait. Like man I ain’t gonna start a confrontation over 2 minute extra wait for ice cream
@@dartdeity7919 yea to me I just think like damn you're one of those people, kind of a dickhead but there are very little scenarios I find myself in that would anger me enough to say something
Its not like she had a little boy she didn't want to go in the women's room. More than willing to bet she stood there and complained the entire 5mins, while her kid was trying to tell her she couldn't hold it.
It's a handicap accessible stall, not a handicap exclusive stall. There's a baby table in there as well. Does the baby need to be broken to use it? Also, Walmart has those little chairs in the stall so you can strap your toddler in and torture them as you shit. There's a lot more to the big stall than meets the eye. Discuss.
Idk, she could have easily taken the kid to a stall in the woman or men's bathroom and went there instead of waiting for her child to pee on her. Whichever I don't think anyone would have mind if a mother did that for their child.
The last story reminds me of the time I was at this Fair as a field trip and I waited in line with my chaperone for 40 minutes and as me and 2 people are about to order this mom and her 5 children cut through the line to the front and sort of push us a side Let's just say my chaperone was about to cuss out a family
Shooting an intruder Kyle: jokingly brandishes his desk gun and doesn’t interrupt the conversation Woody: uses a low voice to “vaguely” imply how dangerous he is for longer than necessary
@@DeltaDanner yeah man. Like, he's so far away from being intimidating. I get the sentiment, I think most would agree, but trying to be a tough guy on the internet rarely looks how you mean it to look lmao
In the line example, if the person joining you in line is on your same ticket or order it's fine. If you are buying your shit separately from the person get in the back of the line.
Wait, how would having their dog on a leash have effected the outcome? The other dog ran up to it, so the older dog being on a leash or not is irrelevant, even if dogs should always be leashed.
I live in an area that used to be way scarier than it is now, but i gave some dude a ride to his car for a jumpstart not long ago. Looking back im real lucky he was cool and nothing went tits up
the guy who said "if you screw me over i'll kill you" doesn't realize harden criminal dont give a fuck about words, it doesn't matter how buff or scary you are, you're not winning against a gun. its all actions and how people carry themselves, someone that carrys themselves in a "dangerous" or "knows how to fight" way arent worth the risk, even if realistically can rob them successfully,. the best play is to to tell him to get out, if he doesn't that's 100% justification to fuck him up right there and now.
I use a lot of public bathrooms, I'm a trucker. I will use handicap stalls if every other stall is taken and I'm about to shit my pants. I would say that person should've checked the regular bathroom first and determine if you're about to shit yourself
I would never use a handicap stall. I worked cleanup at the community center after a massive event. I walked into the stall to wipe it down and it looked like someone's asshole exploded in there. There was shit on the ceiling. There were wrappers and graffiti and mild messes in the other stalls. But somehow the cripples fucked up the handicap stall worse than a bunch of drunk cowboys. It was scary. From that point on I go out of my way to shit as far away from the handicap stall as possible. I don't wanna get caught with my pants down in the splash zone. Not to mention knowing who uses those toilets and how. How the fuck Kyle can use a handicap stall but not the toilet Wings took a seven day shit in is beyond me.
I was at an Arby's and an older couple had a Ford chuck Taurus. It wouldn't start and I new exactly what was wrong from what they told me. I told them open the hood then proceed to pull out my aluminum baseball bat, lol. Smacked the starter with it and the car started. I think we're freaked out for a min.
Don't care if it's Jesus don't cut in line. Don't care about you or your family. Don't even join someone in line it's not that long of a process. Sit your ass down and wait
Now I’m an asshole for using the handy cap stall? Dude if I have to shit and there’s a guy in the middle stall I’m pissed. The middle stall is for emergency no one should go directly into the middle stall unless both outside stalls are filled
They’re totally wrong about the family restroom. There are almost never family restrooms available. Any parent with a brain should be able to get their kid to use a normal bathroom. I use the family bathroom if the normal bathrooms are too gross.
Ok conserning leashes. For the record I do not have a dog. I have a bunny. I take my bunny out all the time. When we go out not only is he in a harness and leash but is also within an enclosed stroller. People love that I'm a 6" Metal Head with long blonde hair, dressed in all black, looking pissed as hell, pushing a cute bunny in a stroller. So overall moral to the story is, put your f*%^ing dog on a leash for it's own safety.
the mother could just took the baby to an adult bathrom, why let the kids piss themselves to prove a point yes the person in the fsmily stall is an asshole but they coulda helped their kid out in the adult bathroom
I use the handicap stall all the time never ran into a handicap person ever in the rest room and I'm never in the shit house for longer then 5 mins pooping how are people on the shitter for so long?
I have to piss through a tube, I get angry when I can't use the family or handicapped restrooms. I have medical equipment I have to have out and keep sanitary. The handicapped and family restrooms tend to be cleaner and provide the space I need. I have children, so I'd be pissed if I couldn't get them to the family restroom.
I just got asked by some random dude for a ride up a hill up the street and I asked where exactly and ended up saying 3 completely different street names not close to each other at all by the time he was finishing answer and I small talked for a second then asked again where he needs to go and he said a 4rth street name that wasn't even in the direction of the other streets and I just said sorry man Im running late for work and he spit on my windshield and walked to the next person he saw sitting in a car smh
In HS I used the handicap stalls one time I heard what I was sure was a wheelchair, finished as fast as I could when I heard a struggle in the other stall got up to find he's somehow successfully got in the tiny normal stall you literally had to squeeze against the wall to get out of, didn't even feel that bad he could've knocked and waited so I still use executive stalls
This is interesting because after drinking and smoking binge I can walk and tie my own shoes, maybe a little bit moody not only get a parking spot but can't even drive legally but pregnant women who can barely walk or tie their own shoes and really moody not only can drive legally usually reasonable size minivans and SUVs but now also get a parking spot. Why if she spread them somewhere and he couldn't pull it out on time should not only come out from my pocket but also get special privileges?
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I use the handicapped stall every single time I use a public restroom. And in my 26 years of life I've only inconvenienced a single handicap person. I will continue to use the executive stall.
Yes
Same
Just because you dont get caught doesnt mean your not an asshole lol
If you don’t get “caught” you by definition cannot be the asshole
@@Otmjv then so be it. I'll be an asshole. An asshole with all the leg room in the world.
“I said ‘if you screw with me, I’ll kill you’ For context I have a massive beard” that is the most Reddit sentence I’ve ever heard.
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Watch out guys, he’s gonna be out of his chair any minute now
Beard people once again thinking beards are intimidating, truly hilarious
@@yungpm going hard today I see
@@THESLlCK beards can be intimidating like bikers and more criminally inclined rednecks grow long beards and hair to easily change appearance if they have to do some quick murderin
When I see a family going towards the family bathroom, i rush in front of them and take it from their weak hands, even if I dont need to go. I just stare in the mirror as I think of my victory and how they suffer because of their lack of reaction speed. Make the world a better place, that's my motto.
Love it haha
Awesome stuff!
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You LL make a great leader. Guaranteed to be in office for a lifetime of greed and egomania. L. O. L. Keep the faith. Hail Satan. L. O. L
I would like to hear this on the podcast again
Hell yeah brother
Rite
Ayo this guy might just have made it happen
@@TheRealTheat epic
I like how Woody just obviously didn't listen to the story the first time so Kyle just had to retell it with footnotes.
Taylor’s character arch, he literally tells a story about doing this in future episodes lmao
Taylor also got fatter.
Ikr where he takes a handicap stall from a guy on an electric wheelchair lmao
@@slanneshipope8700 dude I remember that, that was so good
He also cut the whole line at the blues game
Kyle always claims to not be a sociopath but here he is throwing chickens into fans just to see what’ll happen
When i worked at walmart employees and adults with no kids used the family bathroom all the time. I didnt realize it was such bad etiquit to use it wtf
It's not. Continue to use the executive restroom at your own discretion.
I have sympathy for disabled people and all but you can hold it for like 30 seconds. Just don't be one of those people take 45 minutes in a public restroom and you're fine.
Same. Our family bathroom wasn’t clearly marked so it was more of an employee/the few customers who know bathroom
Had no idea it was even called the family bathroom. I just thought it was the luxury bathroom for anyone or something.
It really isn't bad etiquette. I mean how is the person walking up to it after me know the exact reason why I used it. Let's just say you gotta shit and all the stalls in your given bathroom are occupied... what you gonna do hope you're asshole can hold it long enough for 1 of the x amount of stalls to become open? No if the family restroom is open you use that bitch.
12:52 i love how chiz says "....and you werent near your carry.. " kyle just immediately pulls up his gun
@@packaapunch I think this is before he went to prison.
@@packaapunch this video occurred in like 2017
The beard guy with that hitchhiker basically is far from an asshole. That's just self preservation.
fr, never let yourself get entrapped bc you’re trying to be nicr
I'm new to this podcast. Why did Kyle randomly have a gun with him??
@@patrickfolsom4299 watch FPSrussia
@@patrickfolsom4299 Because you're gay
@@patrickfolsom4299 because what’s wrong with guns
4:12 Kyle's joke went over everybody's head 🤣 "I don't think they go"
I laughed
Pretty sure even if the “old” dog was on a leash the non leashed Doberman would’ve still fucked it up
Yeah old pka hosts are kinda dumb lol. Dog attacks aren’t always FULL FORCE
Yep exactly. How would leashing the victimized dog prevent the situation? Retard take.
They didnt actually respond to the question though? They kinda just saw two people walking their dogs without leashes and called them both assholes for doing so, wich is correct. If you dont have your dog on a leash, you are putting other animals and your own innocent dogs life ay risk, so yeah, both op and the other are assholes.
@@LV426Survivor and it could have saved them. Having dogs on leash gives of signals to other dogs, they are smarter than most think lol. The doberman could have felt threatened because the retriever didnt have a leash, not restraining it. Just put leashes on dogs, please.
Edit: I have no idea if other dogs can sense if another is leashed or not btw
@@blinkrogue1344 your additional comment literally disproved your entire previous comment man…
I thought family restrooms only existed for teenagers to have sex in. Silly me.
I have a 100lb shepard mix. He dwarfs retrievers. He is bad like the Doberman, he has to say hello before turning around. When I meet that old dog owner it is 100% my fault for not being situationally aware enough to get him back on a leash before he sees them. He wants to play with every dog like he was still a puppy. My only saving grace is he becomes completely gentle and behaved when kids are around. He’s 4 and needs lots of off leash running, I hate being that guy and really try to leash him whenever he can be an arse even if he doesn’t know anything about being mean. He is just a spaz that wants to be everyone’s friend. I accept he isn’t behaved enough to do that, it’s my responsibility to prevent it.
Your gonna run into someone like me one day that has an extremely dog aggressive dog an your buddy's gonna get torn up. I get so pissed when some idiot allows there dog to run up to mine off leash. My dog loves ALL people but dogs, there getting shredded. Be careful with that.
My Shepard is the same way sometimes, he has to go make sure no one is a threat and report back. There's plenty of places where having them off leash is just fine. I live in and let my dogs run around rural areas and hiking areas and such. Obviously not letting them off in highly Trafficked areas. If someone has a aggressive dog then they should keep them leashed anywhere they think other dogs will be off leash or not. All friendly dogs shouldn't have to stay leashed in areas like these. They shouldn't have to be punished cause of other people bringing aggressive dogs into that area. If their dog is that much of a problem they need to train/correct that issue before bringing them to those environments. I know it's easier said than done sometimes, but I've had to deal with it before and was able to get the aggressive behavior under control.
@@gamebred5662 yea it sounds like you didnt raise your animal even somewhat properly, it sounds like your dog sits in a room for 12 and a half hours a day looking at other free range dogs walk by its property
@@codylowrey6955 I'd say the same to the guy who feels the need to let his dog run around off leash everywhere he goes. The guy with the aggressive dog keeps his under control. The other guy doesn't.
@@gamebred5662 That profile picture coupled with the comment is borderline comedy, really playing to the stereotypes.
21:53 if you are paying together, people can join you. But if you are making a separate order: Get Back In Line!
If someone was keeping a place for you in line, then they can let you have their place, in which case they leave.
I almost always use the handicap stall (yeah I know I’m a piece of shit), even if it’s just to take a piss. I have never once seen a handicapped person in a bathroom.
Edit: changed wrong word
Haven't seen one yet, trust me it's not fun when they find ya.
I used to use those stalls. But one day, I was leaving and some shaky, like, Parkinson's style old person was entering right after me. I felt so bad, even though I'm not slow on the public toilet and make sure to flush (with my foot, anyway) unlike a LOT of barbarians that use public toilets.
But yeah that’s the only time I think I’ve seen one
Man if I'm ground hogging and the only stall open in the Handicap one. I'm going not waiting
Fun fast: TH-cam made the ten second skip function just for woodies opinions.
"Its 2015" oh no, has it been so long
I always use the handicap stall.
If they have to wait they at least have a comfortable chair to sit in.
The “family” restroom guy is NOT an A hole. It’s not the “family” restroom. It’s the
Private/family/handicap restroom. It’s for all of the above. Whoever gets their first wins. That woman let her kid pee on here out of spite so she could woman-splain at the person who was clearly within their rights.
The outcome would have been the same regardless of who was using the bathroom. The lady sat there and waited instead of looking for an alternative. What if it was another mother with her toddler using the bathroom? Would they be assholes too?
One time at our Sears, an old handicap man went into the bathroom and the handicap stall on the end was taken.
For some reason he back himself and his cart into one of the tiny middle stalls. Somehow falling between the toilet and the wall, stuck in there by his cart. Was a fuckin’ nightmare. Poor old man stuck with his pants down yelling for help 🤦🏻♂️
Probably did it on purpose hoping the person who took the stall would still be there so he could try and call the police to sue or some shit
@@shockabrahhhhhhhh5769 for that embarrassment? Not likely...
Chiz: "what if you weren't near your carry or something."
Kyle casually waving his gun like 'what the fuck do you mean, not near your carry?'
I use the family restroom at Walmart when nature calls. It’s always empty. Bathroom is a bathroom. If someone knocks I’ll be out as soon as possible.
@@juliangrant9718 I’ll shit in any fuckin toilet I want. It’s what it’s there for. In all my years I’ve never had a knock on the door. Excuse me for wanting privacy in a western bathroom. Douchey is being a judgmental asshole about not wanting to shit 2 feet away from someone. Do you piss with your pants around your ankles little cucky boy?
@@jakebaker4066 Who the f*ck is going to knock on a stall that's occupied, you lunatic? When that sh*t says "Engaged", there's no f*cken mystery as to what's going in there. They'll wait or move on to find another toilet. You won't know if there's a child waiting there. Lol, person who's too shy to sh*t in public toilets askes if I pee like Butter's Stotch? What a hilarious projection. Look, you can keep rolling that dice, brotha. One can probably raise a lion in their backyard without incident. But, one keeps tempting fate, there will eventually be a mauling. You keep tempting fate, there will eventually be a father who has had a day, who will not accept your douchey behaviour.
As someone who is handicapped and in a wheelchair, I think it’s hilarious to see the looks on people’s faces when they come out of the handicapped stall and me sitting there waiting. There’s that look where you can see their stomach drop and the color almost kind of drains from their face where they’re like “oh no...”
I never give anyone shit though or act like an ass about it. It isn’t that big of a deal in my opinion unless there’s only one handicapped stall and they’re in there taking a shit for an extended period of time. But I’ve never even had that specific situation happened to me though so I just laugh it off and soak in the look of embarrassment and shame on their face.
Must be so satisfying! Like a little kid being caught drawing on the wall.
That's awesome. You should do fake outrage for a moment for the chefs kiss
Regarding the handicap stall, I will use it if it is the only stall available. I don't think that's an asshole move in anyway.
I love that "I don't care" at the very end after the awkward silence where you can tell they are all thinking the other guy is an asshole lmao
I miss being stationed at Ft Bragg dude cookout is one of the best restaurants in the country
I live in the U.K. and I’ve seen countless fights over queues and people trying to line cut especially on nights out that shit doesn’t go down well here.
This isn’t the first time I’ve heard of extremely angry line cutting fights in England. Do you guys ever get arrested for just a bit o banter? Depending on where you are in the US, that could be as simple as leaving the establishment for the night or doing time in community service
Similar situation happened to me when I moved to the city. was at loves truck stop. Dude had pretty much the same bullshit story. Wife was around the corner needed a jump. Blah blah. I dont know why but I said yes. Pretty much as soon as he got in, His story was Shaky and I felt like he was having me take him somewhere to rob my ass. Before I even left the pumps I reached my hand underneath my seat for my gun and told him that I didn't think it was gonna work out. Sorry bout your luck lol. Was very awkward but he knew what I was reaching for. Now if we had left the gas station who knows maybe he would've tried anyways.but If u haven't been arrested for buying weed through the postal service I'd highly suggest picking up a gun
The guy that’s not in line with friends, will just have them order for them. So regardless of where they’re standing it’s going to take the same amount of time for the same order.
I always use the disability toilet it’s the only one my wheelchair fits in.
Hahaa when Kyle pulls out the handgun laying on his desk next to him 🤣
If a Doberman charges me and my dog, the Doberman is getting shot in the dome piece
This is 2 months old and Taylor looks like he's put on 10 years,he looks like he's mid 20s here
Lmao bro. This is an old episode.
Damn they definitely should do this again
We need more of these !!!!
Family restroom is fair game, no law against using it. I have lost my colon to ibd, there are many scenarios where the use is necessary. And FYI once you loose your colon the average poo time is under two minutes
Just because it’s not a law doesn’t make you not an asshole
@@jaygin6518 so what in your opinion dictates who gets to use that stall? Am I to assume it’s only for people with wheel chairs?
@@hijeans1103 a family restroom is completely separate
@@jaygin6518 I disagree. A toilet is for poop n pee. Trying to dictate who can/should be given access is draconian.
@@hijeans1103 so you don’t follow men and woman bathrooms signs cause it’s draconian?
Doberman are generally pretty friendly dogs, but yes if they have to, they will make quick work of any threat
Absolutely no line cutting. Either go back of line as group or order separate. Any line cutting is death penalty worthy...
If its the same order its fine
Unless if ah fucking family bro
@@mondaysinsanity8193 Seems like this is what people say to make it more acceptable, but why? It takes the same amount of time regardless. I generally don't care about cutting if someone at least lets everyone else know what's going on. "Hey, my wife and kids are in line, I'm gonna hop in with them," completely understandable and polite.
@@Memorywholed if its the same order its the same ammount if time seperate orders it can be really annoying cuz pay issues can happen and what not either way aslong as tgeyre polite dont really matter one is just less likely to bug someone
I say you can only cut in line like if you’re with the party, I say it depends how many transactions are going to take place. If you’re all together and regroup at the register , but it’s all one transaction cool whatever but if they are all paying for their own shit , one transaction at a time .... I’m throwing hands Also this is for stores and shit not like roller coasters and the zoo shit like that.
Doesn't top the dude beatin it in the handicapped stall in the back if my local walmart
Woody does “nice things” for people except when their waiters
I do the same thing when friends or family arrive late; I’ll step back to their spot but I’ll say to them in a audible whisper “these guys have no idea I just cut them in line” with way too much arrogance.
The parking spots of handicapped people are 100 meters away at the back of the store when there are 10 empty wheelchair spaces right at the front
How was the person in the stall supposed to know a child that desperately needed to pee was outside? The lady could have knocked or just went into the regular restroom and not stand outside while her kid pissed all over herself
Plus the person got called an asshole for using the family room, but if it was another mother with her toddler the outcome would be the same. Instead of trying for a different bathroom she just stood there covered in piss waiting to shame whoever came out regardless of who it was.
Clearly the perspectives of people who don't have kids. Family toilets have benches so you can change your child. You're not going to change your child on a nasty public restroom floor or a sink that has no room and dirty water over everything. That person uses a family toilet, expect that a family will need to use it. It's not f*cken rocket science, fellas...
@@DeltaDanner that's right. She's an asshole because she doesn't have a kid. If there was another mother in there, then it would be excusable. But there wasn't another mother, she was the mother who needed that space. The way everyone is going on about how they use family toilets, seems the chances are higher that she would run into some inconsiderate asshat than another mother anyway.
Bro, I swear to God, people who get inconvenienced when they weren't expecting it just start making up new rules to make them the main character in the story.
How many people actually need any handicapped stall or family restroom on any given day? I'm leaning towards a running average of like one every 6 days, depending on the location.
They're there to accommodate you, they're not reserved permanently for you. Do people actually expect people to wait in line when there's multiple toilets not being used, just on the off chance somebody happens to need that specific one?
I really don't understand the bathroom one. Like why did she absolutely need to use that particular stall when she had the option to use other ones?
I wonder if she knocked because is she knocked and the guy didn’t hurry up he’s an asshole. But if she stood there while her kid pissed on her than it’s not the guy in the bathrooms fault.
@@edwardshaw1743 if the stall is occupied move on to the next one like any other sane person
Exactly. What if it had been another mother and her toddler? Would they be assholes then? Because it would always end with that mother waiting for the bathroom to open up while her child pissed on her instead of trying for a different bathroom.
Right.... I remember being a kid and my mom taking me to the ladies to use the toilet. It wasn't a big deal. Obviously the family one would be the most convenient but it's not like regular bathrooms won't work.
With the line cutter argument all that matters is that you cannot create a separate check if you are joining a group in line
Chiz has obviously never fish hooked anybody because when you fish hook someone right you’re pulling that hard your finger can’t be bit.
if wings were to talk about throwing chickens into fans he'd be ripped apart lmao Kyle casually admitting to that is so funny he's just an alternate wings
I park in handicapped spaces and watch handicapped people make handicapped faces
I'M AN ASSHOLEEEE
I go to comedy shows, rob the showcases
I steal people's jokes right in front of their faces
I'm Dennis learyyyyy
They give all the leg room to the people who need it the least.
Real talk I could care less about the line shit if it’s for a 2 minute wait. Like man I ain’t gonna start a confrontation over 2 minute extra wait for ice cream
Yeah, you're an asshole if you cut in line but at the same time I couldn't care less
@@dartdeity7919 yea to me I just think like damn you're one of those people, kind of a dickhead but there are very little scenarios I find myself in that would anger me enough to say something
In big cities it a 10-20 minute wait
What if they order the last of what you want?
if someone elses dog attacked mine i would beat it within an inch of life without a second thought
Why didn’t they talk about Kyle throwing chickens into a industrial fan more lol smh
family bathrooms are nice but find people to watch your kids...
Not to mention the same scenario would have happened if another family was already in the bathroom, life happens don't be such a cry baby about it
Idiots
@@ziggygunz2447 that's another incredible point that i probably didnt consider because I dont have a family of my own yet
Its not like she had a little boy she didn't want to go in the women's room. More than willing to bet she stood there and complained the entire 5mins, while her kid was trying to tell her she couldn't hold it.
@@user-ke3sk6jd3h wouldn't surprise me if it was one of those "I'm making a point" kind of B.S.
It's a handicap accessible stall, not a handicap exclusive stall. There's a baby table in there as well. Does the baby need to be broken to use it? Also, Walmart has those little chairs in the stall so you can strap your toddler in and torture them as you shit. There's a lot more to the big stall than meets the eye. Discuss.
@@kimilsungthefirst6840 I'd forgotten about this. Thanks. I needed a good Monday morning laugh.
Wow! Woody's wrong again hahahaha
He says some pretty dumb shit lol
Hes a contrarion
It’s absolutely infuriating how bad his takes are
The jumper cables were for his nipples, after he'd been doused with the gasoline...
Whats wrong with Woody?? He really has a problem with following stuff
Why does pka always have the most hit or miss guest host am I right or nah?
This one is their behind the scenes dude or some shit
Lmao yeah bro it’s Dr.Chiz he’s a huge part of pka for a good minute don’t be so silly
That's the Tec guy. Show some respect
@@shealee3198 fuck uuuu I know who he is I played dumb for this guy fav part is the survival trip prank w him they should’ve taken it 5 min further
@@AlexK-fl7te ey I think that was to the original commenter bro
Chiz smokes cigarettes in the gayest way imaginable
Who are you to say I don't have a family just because I walk out the family bathroom by myself 🤷♂️🤷♂️
Idk, she could have easily taken the kid to a stall in the woman or men's bathroom and went there instead of waiting for her child to pee on her. Whichever I don't think anyone would have mind if a mother did that for their child.
The last story reminds me of the time I was at this Fair as a field trip and I waited in line with my chaperone for 40 minutes and as me and 2 people are about to order this mom and her 5 children cut through the line to the front and sort of push us a side
Let's just say my chaperone was about to cuss out a family
Lol @ Woody tryna be a tough guy. I get what he's saying but cmon
Shooting an intruder
Kyle: jokingly brandishes his desk gun and doesn’t interrupt the conversation
Woody: uses a low voice to “vaguely” imply how dangerous he is for longer than necessary
@@DeltaDanner yeah man. Like, he's so far away from being intimidating. I get the sentiment, I think most would agree, but trying to be a tough guy on the internet rarely looks how you mean it to look lmao
He will never be as tough as Kyle's dad in that story (which *definitely* happened)
In the line example, if the person joining you in line is on your same ticket or order it's fine. If you are buying your shit separately from the person get in the back of the line.
Wait, how would having their dog on a leash have effected the outcome? The other dog ran up to it, so the older dog being on a leash or not is irrelevant, even if dogs should always be leashed.
I live in an area that used to be way scarier than it is now, but i gave some dude a ride to his car for a jumpstart not long ago. Looking back im real lucky he was cool and nothing went tits up
I exclusively use the handicap stalls. Take that, cripples!
Here in shreveport cut in line and get shot in the head. Shit happened like 5 mins away for just that
the guy who said "if you screw me over i'll kill you" doesn't realize harden criminal dont give a fuck about words, it doesn't matter how buff or scary you are, you're not winning against a gun. its all actions and how people carry themselves, someone that carrys themselves in a "dangerous" or "knows how to fight" way arent worth the risk, even if realistically can rob them successfully,. the best play is to to tell him to get out, if he doesn't that's 100% justification to fuck him up right there and now.
I use a lot of public bathrooms, I'm a trucker. I will use handicap stalls if every other stall is taken and I'm about to shit my pants. I would say that person should've checked the regular bathroom first and determine if you're about to shit yourself
I would never use a handicap stall. I worked cleanup at the community center after a massive event. I walked into the stall to wipe it down and it looked like someone's asshole exploded in there. There was shit on the ceiling. There were wrappers and graffiti and mild messes in the other stalls. But somehow the cripples fucked up the handicap stall worse than a bunch of drunk cowboys. It was scary.
From that point on I go out of my way to shit as far away from the handicap stall as possible. I don't wanna get caught with my pants down in the splash zone. Not to mention knowing who uses those toilets and how.
How the fuck Kyle can use a handicap stall but not the toilet Wings took a seven day shit in is beyond me.
I was at an Arby's and an older couple had a Ford chuck Taurus. It wouldn't start and I new exactly what was wrong from what they told me. I told them open the hood then proceed to pull out my aluminum baseball bat, lol. Smacked the starter with it and the car started. I think we're freaked out for a min.
Don't care if it's Jesus don't cut in line. Don't care about you or your family. Don't even join someone in line it's not that long of a process. Sit your ass down and wait
could the kid on the bottom right have that air conditioner any closer to him
chiz is not very fun to listen to 🤣 no influential commentary 🤮 he’s like a big man baby
Reddit is such a nerd cesspool.
With the cutting in line thing it’s really more of an are they bringing more stuff to take time with the Cashier thing than a space in the line thing.
She’s taking her frustration out on him
Now I’m an asshole for using the handy cap stall? Dude if I have to shit and there’s a guy in the middle stall I’m pissed. The middle stall is for emergency no one should go directly into the middle stall unless both outside stalls are filled
Crazy how low woodys actual comprehension in a conversation is….
He was tweaking hard here
They’re totally wrong about the family restroom. There are almost never family restrooms available. Any parent with a brain should be able to get their kid to use a normal bathroom. I use the family bathroom if the normal bathrooms are too gross.
Is there a link to these AITA posts anywhere
"I don't care"
-Chiz
Ok conserning leashes. For the record I do not have a dog. I have a bunny. I take my bunny out all the time. When we go out not only is he in a harness and leash but is also within an enclosed stroller. People love that I'm a 6" Metal Head with long blonde hair, dressed in all black, looking pissed as hell, pushing a cute bunny in a stroller. So overall moral to the story is, put your f*%^ing dog on a leash for it's own safety.
the mother could just took the baby to an adult bathrom, why let the kids piss themselves to prove a point
yes the person in the fsmily stall is an asshole but they coulda helped their kid out in the adult bathroom
Pretty sure fish hooks ate illegal so folks dont lose fingers
It's cuz they work. If you fishook someone hard your fingers aren't near the teeth
@@ghagzor idk sure if done right but its rare anythings done right in the midst really. And pure effectiveness doesnt tend to get things banned
Wow, I really kinda don't like Chiz
Same
I use the handicap stall all the time never ran into a handicap person ever in the rest room and I'm never in the shit house for longer then 5 mins pooping how are people on the shitter for so long?
This difference with the line cutting. It's fine if it's all the same transactions/tab
Instead of cutting in line, ask the person at the front to buy your stuff and give them the money. That's if youre paying with cash.
I have to piss through a tube, I get angry when I can't use the family or handicapped restrooms. I have medical equipment I have to have out and keep sanitary. The handicapped and family restrooms tend to be cleaner and provide the space I need.
I have children, so I'd be pissed if I couldn't get them to the family restroom.
@@kimilsungthefirst6840 haha, well how am i to properly sanitize my expensive medical equipment?
woody is such a dork lol
I just got asked by some random dude for a ride up a hill up the street and I asked where exactly and ended up saying 3 completely different street names not close to each other at all by the time he was finishing answer and I small talked for a second then asked again where he needs to go and he said a 4rth street name that wasn't even in the direction of the other streets and I just said sorry man Im running late for work and he spit on my windshield and walked to the next person he saw sitting in a car smh
i woulda paint balled his ass
Ok?
Taylor’s head was so tiny
In HS I used the handicap stalls one time I heard what I was sure was a wheelchair, finished as fast as I could when I heard a struggle in the other stall got up to find he's somehow successfully got in the tiny normal stall you literally had to squeeze against the wall to get out of, didn't even feel that bad he could've knocked and waited so I still use executive stalls
Ah
This is interesting because after drinking and smoking binge I can walk and tie my own shoes, maybe a little bit moody not only get a parking spot but can't even drive legally but pregnant women who can barely walk or tie their own shoes and really moody not only can drive legally usually reasonable size minivans and SUVs but now also get a parking spot. Why if she spread them somewhere and he couldn't pull it out on time should not only come out from my pocket but also get special privileges?