The Most Expensive House In The World Is A Disaster

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  • @ConvoSama
    @ConvoSama ปีที่แล้ว +1661

    Top 10 things the house SHOULD have had to be worth 500 milli:
    1. A fucking waterpark.
    2. A bat-cave.
    3. Secret entrances/passages.
    4. The SICKEST fucking home gym EVER.
    5. An actual movie theatre, as in the ones in actual cinemas.
    6. Fully automated AI, voice-activated system, we're talking JARVIS here.
    7. Wanna do fights there? Make an octagon.
    8. A game-room.
    9. A library. (Yes, a little boring- yet better than whatever that shit was.
    10. A trampoline park.
    Bonus: ANYTHING. FUCKING ANYTHING that isn't an office, a mall fountain or a shitty statue.

    • @francescapatti2934
      @francescapatti2934 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +165

      - a replica of the moon pool
      - a room that shows you the constallations and shit like a projector
      - the SICKEST VR setup ever
      - literally ANYTHING FUN?!

    • @brunacandida4232
      @brunacandida4232 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      You know... the art is pretty good, i guess it was the only thing that made it worth 126m in the end 😂😂

    • @dean-qe9oe
      @dean-qe9oe 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      A AMORY FULL OF FIREARMS LIKE GLOCKS GALIL FN FALLS

    • @Jokoko2828
      @Jokoko2828 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      A room dedicated to megafauna fossil exhibits, think dinosaur skeletons.

    • @jordancarter9064
      @jordancarter9064 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      Ok to be fair, I feel like you would want an office more as a practical thing; but like that office felt like it was in a carpark with a motel swimming pool like literally any office I have worked in is better.

  • @mygirl737g2
    @mygirl737g2 ปีที่แล้ว +7301

    IMO it's really annoying when these expensive houses don't have secrete passageways behind bookcases 😡

    • @lauraestudos8786
      @lauraestudos8786 ปีที่แล้ว +517

      Maybe there are secret passageways but they're a secret, why he would tell us? Fuck it I'm kinda high now

    • @MollyHJohns
      @MollyHJohns ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Maybe not behind the bookcases but what about underground dungeons or bunkers? So yeah

    • @feitw
      @feitw ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I agree that they probably have dungeons but those are probably used for....reasons other than personal safety.

    • @kennylaysh2776
      @kennylaysh2776 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      I would have secret rooms and passages like CRAZY lol. Also, I would be terrified to live in a house that big, because I would always believe other people were secretly living in there, and just moving around the house so I never see them, and I'd never fall asleep again...

    • @GreyAreaResident
      @GreyAreaResident ปีที่แล้ว +12

      "Secrete Passageways", a rare synonym for urethra 🤣

  • @TenTonNuke
    @TenTonNuke 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7566

    This man met, married, and divorced his wife in the span of eight months. And then he overpaid for a house by about 350 million. Clearly someone whose judgement can be trusted without question.

    • @sodense3402
      @sodense3402 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      i know all our sense of time got lost but covid started in begin 2020

    • @Mr.Murasakino
      @Mr.Murasakino 2 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      @@sodense3402 that doesn't really disprove anything Brian said.

    • @sopgranel
      @sopgranel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      @@sodense3402 He said that he had met his wife 8 months prior to the time of the video being recorded

    • @TenTonNuke
      @TenTonNuke 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      @@sodense3402 I had two years, but at 13:18 he specifies 8 months. So it wasn't even at the beginning of Covid.

    • @RealHunterVR
      @RealHunterVR 2 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      Not to mention he's planning to PUT CAMERAS IN THE MENS RESTROOM AND BROADCAST THEM TO THE WOMEN'S RESTROOM!

  • @jakelinder4148
    @jakelinder4148 ปีที่แล้ว +2206

    Nial continuously going back into him not being over his ex wife while giving a house tour feels like a legitimately hilarious comedy sketch.

    • @TriflingToad
      @TriflingToad 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      also as a sidepoint rich people love to pretend that they're helping with issues
      "you see this $10,000+ sculpture is helping kids in 3rd world countries learn the arts" like mate, donating $100 of paint would be more helpful. They don't care that a multimillionaire has a sculpture in their $100 million mansion

    • @toast5076
      @toast5076 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It legit feels straight out of an Onion video

  • @LunaBones
    @LunaBones ปีที่แล้ว +2776

    I am deeply concerned about Nial's views on consent. He's admitted here to enjoying watching women in the bathroom on camera, assumed that all women want to watch men use the toilet on camera because he likes watching them, assumed that his male friends are going to be absolutely fine being filmed and broadcasted live using the toilet and assumed that people viewing his house are going to be comfortable seeing his sex room. Add in that he divorced his wife for 'not listening to him' and slapped Michael for interrupting him and this man is a whole big yikes for me.

    • @smalltime0
      @smalltime0 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Don't know what you mean, women famously love seeing unsolicited images of male genitalia and all men love sending it to them. /s
      In seriousness though, imagine the lawsuit that would happen if someone did do one of those prize events and a guest (on either side) used the toilet without realising what they were signing up for.

    • @nitrex1143
      @nitrex1143 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      yea u wouldn't get it

    • @haybale287
      @haybale287 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +145

      ​@@nitrex1143 wow funne

    • @robotortoise
      @robotortoise 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +343

      He's awful, but I think that makes complete sense, though. You don't get that rich by being a kind, empathetic, person... or one who cares about other people, frankly. Of course he's an absolute creep - it comes with being that wealthy.

    • @Caffeine_Addict_2020
      @Caffeine_Addict_2020 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Jeez fuck 😂 what other wildly speculative conclusions did you take from this vid? That Michael has a foot fetish because he likes shoes? That the pattern of the giraffe bones means an apocalypse is coming in 2025? He's a creep for the camera, no doubt. But touching another man's arm and saying "my wife didn't listen to me" are evidence of nothing in particular. You're connecting dots that arent even there

  • @whawhawhawhaaaa
    @whawhawhawhaaaa ปีที่แล้ว +7005

    The designer repeatedly bringing up his divorce for no reason is literally something out of a Key and Peele sketch. I can't stress enough how much it feels like a sitcom

    • @aldis.lime.lacroix
      @aldis.lime.lacroix ปีที่แล้ว +19

      did. i. stutter?

    • @Pokerface303
      @Pokerface303 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂

    • @brkh96
      @brkh96 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Literally something out of Andre and Meegan

    • @bazilette
      @bazilette ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ​@@aldis.lime.lacroixjust then? yes

    • @Homerboy44
      @Homerboy44 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This is what happens when you care more about social media points instead of actually doing your job.

  • @jorgekhan4522
    @jorgekhan4522 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4122

    Michael was so excited to touch grass, but by the ramblings about his ex wife, as well as the cameras in the bathroom, it seems that Nile had a greater need for touching the grass.

    • @jonah9916
      @jonah9916 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      true
      nile would probably put cameras in the grass

    • @parksunghoonyes
      @parksunghoonyes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lmao

    • @张豪哥-n9x
      @张豪哥-n9x 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      是的

    • @张豪哥-n9x
      @张豪哥-n9x 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      是的

    • @livefree316
      @livefree316 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Woke peoples are insane. As they are.out of their God given mind. A man is a man and women is a women.
      Turn to Jesus and don't allow the sinfully crazed to lead you to hell.

  • @Sacrimony_
    @Sacrimony_ ปีที่แล้ว +5846

    That Niall guy is 100% a psycho. The cameras in the toilet, the "red room", the fact he met, married and divorced a woman in the span of 8 months and complains that she "doesn't listen"... I'm glad she's away from him. He's also so obviously coked out of his mind during these tours.

    • @_kaleido
      @_kaleido ปีที่แล้ว +740

      Also he slapped Michael’s arm when he asked him a question, if he’s willing to do that to a near-stranger/acquaintance on camera, what does he do to his partners in private??

    • @mimicyn
      @mimicyn ปีที่แล้ว +407

      @@_kaleidoright and the whole “she wouldn’t listen to me” thing… it feels so off hope shes okay

    • @DJ_POOP_IT_OUT_FEAT_LIL_WiiWii
      @DJ_POOP_IT_OUT_FEAT_LIL_WiiWii 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

      On the positive side, he is not abusing steroids.

    • @waccness449
      @waccness449 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      If you think there’s something wrong with him, imagine being the person who married him. Crazy right?

    • @MonolithicCyanTsunami
      @MonolithicCyanTsunami 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@waccness449tf?

  • @liz8986
    @liz8986 ปีที่แล้ว +6247

    After hearing how Nial puts cameras in bathrooms, talks about it like it's normal, and assumes women want that, i can get why he's going through a divorce

    • @hondaaccord1399
      @hondaaccord1399 ปีที่แล้ว

      Definitely sexually abused as a child 😟

    • @NR-fd9wv
      @NR-fd9wv ปีที่แล้ว +314

      i guess she didn't want to watch him poop on tv every morning

    • @pap-fr
      @pap-fr ปีที่แล้ว +293

      and after slapping someone and then saying "she doesn't listen"

    • @dcgeeked8917
      @dcgeeked8917 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ok

    • @karlakayne8494
      @karlakayne8494 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@dcgeeked8917ok

  • @red.carnation
    @red.carnation 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7123

    It kinda feels like when I would design houses on the sims 3 at like, age 12, where I would just create the biggest house possible and then have a nervous breakdown cause I didn't know how to fill the rooms up

    • @luv3bud
      @luv3bud 2 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      FR

    • @Jo-sv9io
      @Jo-sv9io 2 ปีที่แล้ว +401

      literally when danny said "it seems like this guy just wanted to hit a certain amount of square footage but then couldn't figure out how to fill the rooms" i was like oh yeah like when i build a house in the sims

    • @maca76
      @maca76 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@Jo-sv9io i was just listening that part and i had to stop the video because i thought the same, like the houses i made in the sims at 10

    • @eilisinivy
      @eilisinivy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      The answer is multiple sitting rooms and rooms with really specific purposes.

    • @missserenity1090
      @missserenity1090 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      If I were to have bought that house it would’ve been to turn it into an orphanage. There’s enough room for like 100 kids and there’s enough activities. I would switch out some of the features and rooms though, the cameras in the bathrooms need to be taken down ASAP and the night club would just be turned into a dance studio. At least one of the pools would be removed, weren’t there like 3? And one of them was on the roof or something? That sounds like a problem waiting to happen. I remember he put suede or something on the walls and that would have to go. I would probably make sure there was an art studio and a big library as well.

  • @ArabellaTurner
    @ArabellaTurner 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1903

    The house feels so much like when you’re making a giant sims house and then start having trouble filling it. Some rooms are weirdly sparse, some rooms feel like you just plopped a pre-designed business from the gallery, and almost all rooms are clutter devoid because you got bored putting clutter into everything to make it look like an actual home.

    • @paadoxal
      @paadoxal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      and honestly anyone who plays Sims would do a better job decorating

    • @cynister7384
      @cynister7384 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@paadoxal Not me, I absolutely suck at decorating houses 😔

    • @randomcat1962
      @randomcat1962 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Mansions are not fun to make even, I just get bored at the first room

    • @lacytaylor1501
      @lacytaylor1501 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      And the red room is clearly where he keeps all the people who paint pictures to sell to make building such a crazy house possible, he may also have a walled off pool for the ones who step out of line.

    • @EbbermanEmily
      @EbbermanEmily 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Summed up VERY well

  • @lauren3173
    @lauren3173 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +507

    Niall is very weirdly generalizing how guys put camera in girl’s bathrooms and I think we all have figured out why he thinks this way. But then he’s like “now I’m thinking like the girls!”
    I can guarantee you a woman’s response to being unconsensually filmed in the bathroom isn’t to do the same thing back. This isn’t a prank war. We just don’t want to be filmed in the bathroom.

    • @soulandfresh
      @soulandfresh 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      You completely missed what he was saying. He wasn’t saying that in a “I’ll get them back” way. It was in a “now I get to watch them, too” way.

    • @toxi101yt5
      @toxi101yt5 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

      @@soulandfresh thats still fucked up lmao

    • @birdbrain612
      @birdbrain612 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@soulandfreshthat's still extremely weird

    • @skateywatey
      @skateywatey 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@soulandfreshthats essentially what they were saying lol

  • @DimityPockets
    @DimityPockets 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4112

    “How about that? Look, I’m on the grass guys!”
    The joy, the wonder, the enthusiasm this man puts into this sentence. Truly a remarkable and revolutionary moment in his life. It almost gives me the motivation to go outside one day too… and maybe even touch grass…

    • @aubreywall
      @aubreywall 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Underrated comment lol

    • @ioncekilledamanwithmyshoe
      @ioncekilledamanwithmyshoe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      Honestly, that was a weirdly wholesome quote to me for some reason. Just something about how enthusiastic he was about walking on grass, lmao.

    • @danielle7407
      @danielle7407 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      💀🤣

    • @QueenieBam
      @QueenieBam 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Xd

    • @AG-bq2zd
      @AG-bq2zd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      I don’t know if it’s just a British thing (lawns have a lot of traditional connotations over here) but it’s common to not walk on lawns - they’re a status symbol and perfect, pristine lawns are difficult and expensive to maintain.

  • @MeAndMyPc
    @MeAndMyPc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7198

    This looks like a house I’d build in the Sims with the motherload cheat when I was 10 😭 My sims would constantly complain about the huge distances they’d have to make to reach, like, the bathroom or the stove.

    • @oppositelcr
      @oppositelcr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +418

      And the size of the house would make furniture look disproportionately small!

    • @aliceisaperson
      @aliceisaperson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +419

      Especially with the nightclub in the basement. That’s pure sims.

    • @sophzillaaa
      @sophzillaaa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      BRO I WAS THINKING THat

    • @aliceisaperson
      @aliceisaperson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      @@livefree316 if your gonna make a bot at least double check your grammar. Also ya know don’t be transphobic that is also good.

    • @livefree316
      @livefree316 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@aliceisaperson I identify with Jesus who truly TRANS forms from the darkness you're in into the marvellous kingdom of light. As Jesus transforms the human MIND, heart and enlightens the soul.
      You're being groomed by Satan's lies that has you allowing lying men to mock the beautiful journey of a God created female.

  • @norak8080
    @norak8080 ปีที่แล้ว +4396

    it's like those houses in the sims where you used a cheat code and want to build the most expensive house possible but the most expensive option always looks very ugly. so you just sigh and go for anatomically correct gold skeleton of a giraffe

    • @ejynk
      @ejynk ปีที่แล้ว +333

      me watching my friend type "motherlode motherlode motherlode motherlode motherlode motherlode motherlode motherlode motherlode motherlode"
      and then building the ugliest fucking house my goddamn eyes have ever seen

    • @jaybeemhardscrote7466
      @jaybeemhardscrote7466 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      We've all been there!

    • @yesididstopsayingididntspe4926
      @yesididstopsayingididntspe4926 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@ejynk Familyfunds enters the chat

    • @aldis.lime.lacroix
      @aldis.lime.lacroix ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i love this comment so much.

    • @ambermillerrr
      @ambermillerrr ปีที่แล้ว +12

      every time I try and do that, it not only looks ugly but idk what the fuck to actually put in it

  • @chachamgachngus8112
    @chachamgachngus8112 ปีที่แล้ว +752

    imagine paying 100million dollars for a home and feeling like a homeless guy sleeping in a mall

    • @TheShadowcreator
      @TheShadowcreator 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

      Imagine how many homeless people could sleep in this place

    • @ROVA00
      @ROVA00 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@TheShadowcreatorwhy should the homeless be given a huge mansion to live in? Who’s going to pay the mortgage and/or taxes? Who’s going to pay for maintenance and bills?

    • @emamacitas
      @emamacitas 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +95

      ​@@ROVA00 ur mom

    • @blue-dabad33
      @blue-dabad33 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      well rich people do love to cosplay poverty so that tracks lol

    • @bread8465
      @bread8465 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

      ​@@ROVA00idk why I'm responding seriously but the comment you're replying to wasn't seriously suggesting nial use the mansion as a homeless shelter.
      It's just insane that we have crazy people like nial with huge amounts of wealth using them to create terrible houses that no one wants to live in, while there's millions of people who don't have a home

  • @BeautflDisaster4
    @BeautflDisaster4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2581

    My favorite part of this tour is when the creator explained that he me met, dated, proposed, married, and divorced this women he met during covid. And it was like only 1 year into the pandemic. That means he did all of that in less than a year. What a guy.

    • @fernautilus9863
      @fernautilus9863 2 ปีที่แล้ว +272

      Doesn't he even say he met her "8 months ago"?

    • @charlieisacastle
      @charlieisacastle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      and i only managed to learn how to bake banana bread in that span of time...

    • @christianfaux736
      @christianfaux736 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      LESS THAN A YEAR! He said he only met her EIGHT MONTHS AGO!
      I've been talking with a woman I really like for EIGHT MONTHS and we've only been on ONE DATE. I can't IMAGINE fucking PROPOSING much less getting married and DIVORCING HER in that timespan!

    • @wildboar67
      @wildboar67 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      and then for him to refer to them as 'soulmates' with a 'deeper connection than you could ever imagine' like.....ok why are you divorced then

    • @equidistanthoneyjoy7600
      @equidistanthoneyjoy7600 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      I feel like their are some major red flags for abuse here. Criticising her as "not listening" to him, the fact that she's from Argentina, the extreme speed this all happened, the weird sex dungeon, that I'm pretty sure Niall is on coke during the house tour.

  • @tobydoodles6720
    @tobydoodles6720 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4757

    michael is like a whole different specimen. he’s so fascinating. how is he so excited about grass. and then niall is a whole different story, i don’t want to talk about him.

    • @universalpower419
      @universalpower419 2 ปีที่แล้ว +364

      For real, it's the weird rich uncle vibe and the Sketchy rich psycho vibe.

    • @FuzzyDovely
      @FuzzyDovely 2 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      We don't talk about niall, all, all, all.

    • @andr0medaz
      @andr0medaz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      girl its nile like the river not like the one direction member

    • @Shinta_in_Scary_Psycho_Lady
      @Shinta_in_Scary_Psycho_Lady 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oop-

    • @jemintheden7363
      @jemintheden7363 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@FuzzyDovely We don't talk about Niaaaallllll

  • @thomasjohannesen1003
    @thomasjohannesen1003 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2477

    I legitimately feel pity for Michael after seeing his reaction to the Red Room. Poor guy's gonna need to do some more house tours to avoid going to the therapy he's gonna need after seeing whatever was in there

    • @luci7970
      @luci7970 2 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      It's a "red room", in which are usually used for things like personal snuff films

    • @eryn2883
      @eryn2883 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@luci7970 wait- wtf

    • @mondaysinsanity8193
      @mondaysinsanity8193 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@eryn2883 yeeeeeaaaaaa

    • @djentlover
      @djentlover 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      @@luci7970 I was thinking that, it would explain Michael's reaction. And with filthy rich people that are numb to most things, anything is possible

    • @dinospumoni5611
      @dinospumoni5611 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@eryn2883 yes red rooms are used for livestreamed torture and murder. Dunno if that's the case for this one

  • @mk1st
    @mk1st ปีที่แล้ว +435

    My parents live in a house (modest, for the neighborhood) overlooking this monstrosity. When they first started building it they took out three regular Bel Aire houses (i.e. mansions) and flattened the site. Then they started putting in pilings like you'd see supporting a freeway on-ramp to hold up one end of one of the outdoor areas, probably around 5000 sq ft just for that part. Beneath the whole thing is parking for around 60 cars and wrapping around the whole site, under the living areas, is a private running track that's around a mile or so in length. They were working on it for around 5 years and at first we couldn't decide if they were building an office or a` museum as it looked kinda like the Getty Center which is nearby. But no, it's a single stupid home with multiple swimming pools and nobody to love it.

  • @thelastchannelonyoutube
    @thelastchannelonyoutube 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1362

    “This is my red room, you’re not allowed to see it”
    That is the most sketchiest thing anyone has ever said in a TH-cam video.

    • @camelliatea6319
      @camelliatea6319 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      This needs more attention along with the others who commented about this

    • @emerson4320
      @emerson4320 2 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      that’s where he’s keeping his ex wife

    • @beafakename8523
      @beafakename8523 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@thebeakeddoctor my gut instinct was CP

    • @echo997
      @echo997 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      it’s so weird bc it’s not even his. he’s just the designer and not the homeowner. imagine ur realtor showing u a house and being like “this is MY kitchen”

    • @MadamFoogie
      @MadamFoogie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      _STAY OUTTA MY SHED!_
      I don't know about you guys, but whenever I build a mansion in Minecraft (which is the most my broke ass can aspire towards) I always include a secret dungeon and torture room. I like to kidnap villagers and trap them in the building, to act as my servants. When they try to escape too often, they get sent to the red room.

  • @awsomness180
    @awsomness180 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6726

    I love how even Micheal, who’s probably never used a public restroom IN HIS LIFE, was like “you’re gonna put…….cameras?”

    • @universalpower419
      @universalpower419 2 ปีที่แล้ว +770

      Even for rich people, that guy is weird.

    • @QueenieBam
      @QueenieBam 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Yes

    • @myeyeswentdeaf6213
      @myeyeswentdeaf6213 2 ปีที่แล้ว +294

      Yeah he’s F’n creepy for real.
      And what’s with that ‘RED ROOM’?
      ………………..Do ya really think?
      It’s the creepy rich guys that do that

    • @alexthomas3628
      @alexthomas3628 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      repent of your sins and ask JESUS for forgiveness

    • @crystalblister1
      @crystalblister1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      public restrooms dont have cameras in them?? wtf are you talking about

  • @crunchy4879
    @crunchy4879 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19241

    “michael’s never touched grass before, and now you’re showing him a sex dungeon??” killed me

    • @nullempt
      @nullempt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +639

      Sounds like a line straight out of some sitcom about young parents

    • @thitam5003
      @thitam5003 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      ok

    • @Vyansya
      @Vyansya 2 ปีที่แล้ว +324

      I swear i heard him say "mfs never touched grass before"

    • @crunchy4879
      @crunchy4879 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@thitam5003 no

    • @crunchy4879
      @crunchy4879 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@nullempt hahah you’re right

  • @the_tangled_girl9494
    @the_tangled_girl9494 ปีที่แล้ว +6091

    It's so annoying seeing how rich people used to build houses, and how they do it now. Like, where's the secret passages? The giant libraries with rolling ladders? The feel that it is likely haunted? Modern mansions are too sterile for ghosts, even the giraffe tried to leave😭

    • @lavaboatcubesupportsukrain7539
      @lavaboatcubesupportsukrain7539 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +116

      Ther was a secret door to the red room

    • @DJ_POOP_IT_OUT_FEAT_LIL_WiiWii
      @DJ_POOP_IT_OUT_FEAT_LIL_WiiWii 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +294

      No wonder it sold at a discount. This place is like "we have 69 toilets" whereas real palace are more like "we have a solid gold toilet".

    • @hyphen2612
      @hyphen2612 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Because trying to build a modern mansion is so much easier than the old art-deco style. Everything is industrially manufactured and cut in squares, so you just hire a bunch of Mexicans with power tools to assemble it, no artisan carpenters required anywhere. Why spend $50,000 trying to get a nicely upholstered and carved solid wood door when rich people would gladly pay the same, if not more, for a plain steel door painted in sports car color with hidden handles?
      You are right, places like this has no soul, so on the bright side, the tortured souls also won't stay here 😂😂

    • @allieb.3569
      @allieb.3569 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      secrets are t be kept. these guys only want to show off. social media has ruined humanity. aristocracy was different before everyone had a video camera in their hand

    • @0Clewi0
      @0Clewi0 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +157

      I was thinking, you put so much water around the house and not a single jetski or some other water vehicle to travel around it?

  • @bubba_
    @bubba_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7093

    Michael is the only one who would take someone telling him to “touch grass” in a good way

    • @yuki97kira
      @yuki97kira 2 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      He literally never touch grass

    • @k1lljxwcl
      @k1lljxwcl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +270

      I can….I can touch it????? Really?????

    • @zenithzero2401
      @zenithzero2401 2 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      @@k1lljxwcl Holy shit, this is what grass feels like???

    • @1stellarr
      @1stellarr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I do

    • @NotPuffal
      @NotPuffal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Hey man, you should touch grass sometime I think you’d really enjoy it :)

  • @flaviac6556
    @flaviac6556 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1648

    I don’t fucking know why but the phrase “mf never touched grass before” made laugh so hard

  • @andreayoung8728
    @andreayoung8728 ปีที่แล้ว +875

    Give the poor guy a break. It’s his first time on earth

    • @roncaron8939
      @roncaron8939 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Michael needs to buy a new wig.
      He Stole the one he's wearing
      from ANDY WARHOL'S Coffin

    • @zubetp
      @zubetp 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@roncaron8939lmfao

  • @MoistCrumpet
    @MoistCrumpet 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4037

    I love that he called the house ’warm and homely’. It looks more like a cold, sterile office building. Like one of those large fancy offices you find in those large skyscraper buildings in the city. And does a home really need to be that big and have so much pointless stuff in it? It just looks like it would be a pain to maintain. What’s wrong with living in a normal sized home that you can clean more easily?

    • @saturnsings3471
      @saturnsings3471 2 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      this is so true because even an average / big ish family would be so far apart all the time in this house. like you’d have to walk so far and so long to have a conversation with someone yk? and if the family is hanging out the entire day, then there’s 100 rooms not being used??? just weird.

    • @shiny460
      @shiny460 2 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      People who live in these huge ass houses aren't cleaning or maintaining them themselves

    • @Crailtep
      @Crailtep 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Lol at the thought that rich ppl clean their homes. They pay people to do that

    • @evolicious
      @evolicious 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      "clean"?????? LMFAO. Buddy, these people don't clean, ever. They have maids that do it all.

    • @evolicious
      @evolicious 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@saturnsings3471 These types of people cut their family off. No one with that kind of money is involved in a big happy family.

  • @nicki___
    @nicki___ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +901

    the way these men talk, walk, interact, and design houses feels exactly like if the Sims were real

    • @emmavrijburg6676
      @emmavrijburg6676 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      The multiple toilet tooo like i did that to make them all go at once to save time

    • @mattrose99
      @mattrose99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      This is how I furnish my sims houses so I dont get distracted by clutter

    • @kmch872
      @kmch872 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      They got this rich using motherlode

    • @bishielurfer
      @bishielurfer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This is definitely how I tend to build my houses in Sims. Make the rooms huge, then I don't know what to put in them.
      And I definitely had the same thought about it reminding me of the Sims when Michael did the weird thing with the grass. There are several instances where they move like Sims that are struggling with pathing.

    • @akmal94ibrahim
      @akmal94ibrahim 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This is exactly how I built my Sims house when I was a kid with motherlodes of money.

  • @danif4546
    @danif4546 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14605

    It's funny, Nial and Michael seem like two totally different flavors of super rich. Michael is the ignorant, sheltered type who's never stepped on grass before. And Nial is the kind of rich psychopath who puts cameras in bathrooms and makes art from dead exotic animals.

    • @whyamidoingthis5236
      @whyamidoingthis5236 2 ปีที่แล้ว +928

      The red room debacle really showcased that

    • @iwashere3167
      @iwashere3167 2 ปีที่แล้ว +728

      I saw this comment prior to the video, and like- like I thought you were joking like I thought it was hyperbole
      I was wrong. You weren't being hyperbolic at all, they are completely like that 👁👁

    • @nt_partlycloudy21
      @nt_partlycloudy21 2 ปีที่แล้ว +480

      @@whyamidoingthis5236 lol I wonder what was in that room. Michael legit looked like he saw a ghost.

    • @mparstrikesback
      @mparstrikesback 2 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      And both flavors need to be eaten 🤑

    • @0.001mm_tolerancy
      @0.001mm_tolerancy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      @@Steph-xq3sx Yeah, ok. Calm down Hannibal Lecter

  • @coolguytim767
    @coolguytim767 2 ปีที่แล้ว +798

    this house feels like a modern art museum but all the art has been stolen by a master burglar who left everything else untouched

    • @ThatGirlWithAVoice
      @ThatGirlWithAVoice 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      this is a perfect description lmfaooo

    • @Emma-zc5jm
      @Emma-zc5jm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Truly the best way to describe it, wow

    • @oncreativemode5486
      @oncreativemode5486 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i mean everything else untouched except that cracked glass on the giraffe display
      but it was probably his clumsy sidekick, we don't know

  • @dankkcats
    @dankkcats 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2003

    it’d be more interesting to me to see these insanely rich people like him tour regular peoples houses, what would their commentary be when they’re already so out of touch with reality in their own houses

    • @moodycheese9621
      @moodycheese9621 2 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Now that's a show I would watch

    • @nutpeg6915
      @nutpeg6915 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      I'd bet money he never stepped foot in a regular house.

    • @BankruptMonkey
      @BankruptMonkey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      "What an interesting doghouse...wait this is your whole house where you a human live?"

    • @charlieisacastle
      @charlieisacastle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      i wanna see rich ppl touring college dorms

    • @Relevart9169
      @Relevart9169 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      They'd think the house is just the entry way bruh

  • @emmafisher6538
    @emmafisher6538 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5852

    I think that it’s HILARIOUS how this dude is just spilling all his relationship drama in this random house tour video… like wtf? 😂😂😂😂

    • @nervousham
      @nervousham 2 ปีที่แล้ว +255

      he's 100% on drugs lmao

    • @katlis
      @katlis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      @@nervousham he was coked up out of his mind. if you watch other interviews of Nile he's much more chill/less erratic.

    • @thithi8793
      @thithi8793 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ok

    • @AnonNonaA
      @AnonNonaA 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Honestly, I’d continue watching these house tours for the drama. It’s great.

    • @abandonedmuse
      @abandonedmuse 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      He’s going through it lol it was his “soul mate” sounds like they did way too many hits of LSD and when the party was over she was like GET ME THE F OUT OF HERE LOL

  • @DJVevyVevs
    @DJVevyVevs ปีที่แล้ว +821

    Michael looks so fucking innocent what even like Nial goes “I don’t fucking know- oh sorry” like a genuine apology then in the red room (which probably is just a weird bdsm room) he’s so shocked and surprised but trying to stay nice about it like I genuinely feel like i’m watching a child nervously laugh at a friend’s older brother saying bad words

    • @ironwraith852
      @ironwraith852 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Man, y’all are so good at pinpointing how it feels to watch this.

    • @Jefstito
      @Jefstito ปีที่แล้ว

      I dont think is just bdsm… its probably worst… some ppl pointed out theres a dark web urban legend called the red room where people livestream murders and rapes (even children)… so yeah, probably something really fucked up

    • @username-re9yk
      @username-re9yk 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      That*
      "Michael looks so innocent that* even..."
      Sorry, I hope I don't come across as h4teful or rude, I just wanted to point that out because I used to have the same mistake when I was first learning English and I thought it might help.

    • @Cowboy_Frog
      @Cowboy_Frog 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      No need to kink shame. The kink isn’t the problem, Niall is.

  • @kellymcgowan9849
    @kellymcgowan9849 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5897

    “Rich men will do a $500M house tour, instead of going to therapy.” Absolute right on take, dude! 😂

    • @carlivasquez6840
      @carlivasquez6840 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      What da dog doin? 🐕

    • @sarahbarabe8470
      @sarahbarabe8470 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Truly tragic considering that money could get you the most skilled therapist ever

    • @phyllismartin674
      @phyllismartin674 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's so sad

    • @azul4904
      @azul4904 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      it’s true, i need to stop doing that 😔

    • @Annabellethedoll666
      @Annabellethedoll666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They think that buying materialistic things will make them happy

  • @amcconnell6730
    @amcconnell6730 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    The bit in the Nial house tour that I noticed was Michael saying "You couldn't live here by yourself", and Nial says "I live here by myself."...
    In a house with a herb growing cabinet he doesn't use, and a watch-winding cabinet he doesn't use ...
    All "stuff" to try and fill an empty life.

  • @Memehuskie
    @Memehuskie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1507

    The downside buying these big mansions is that you most likely get robbed because the house is so damn big and you probably need to hire security to look over your house overnight

    • @Mr.Djagent6060
      @Mr.Djagent6060 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Read my name

    • @mastermarkus5307
      @mastermarkus5307 2 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      Hmmmmm....
      Sounds more like the upside to these houses are that they make rich people easier to rob.

    • @janelle9998
      @janelle9998 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      And it's a lot to keep clean and dust

    • @Memehuskie
      @Memehuskie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@esterbun9356 true and not only that but landscaping too like cutting the grass or trim bushes, that be too much work for me lol

    • @Mari_Beri
      @Mari_Beri 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@esterbun9356 That's the first thing I thought of...how in the world do they keep a house like that clean? How many maids does that even take? And how much does it cost just to keep the house clean?

  • @charlesloomis2224
    @charlesloomis2224 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +96

    I saw the original house tour and had no idea what the hell was going on. I thought these two were trespassing. As for the size of the house, you could have squatters living in this/your house and not know it.

    • @jamesr5827
      @jamesr5827 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      My fears exactly! I would be constantly paranoid that I'm not alone in a house that big

    • @shwahgamer
      @shwahgamer 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Especially cause so much of it is just... open? Like the area with all the couches next to the lawn has no doors or windows to close it up. Unless there's like shutters you can close at night, that's a free pass for anyone to get inside whenever they want. I'm sure that it has some kinda security since it was just sitting there for so long, but still.

  • @joaquinaortuno4023
    @joaquinaortuno4023 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3167

    As someone who is from Argentina and wouldn’t listen to him, I get why it didn’t work out.

    • @sofiipote7
      @sofiipote7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +234

      Same. My marriage with sex-dungeon, cameras-in-bathroom weirdo would also last less that 8 months.

    • @Alex-fv2qs
      @Alex-fv2qs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Yeah, as a fellow Argentinean same experience here

    • @kiwi1361
      @kiwi1361 2 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      At least his stupid sculpture is helping us in some way.

    • @hebronferrier9101
      @hebronferrier9101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@kiwi1361 😂😂😂

    • @mustbetheSUN
      @mustbetheSUN 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      What? Sorry, I didn't listen. I'm Argentinian.

  • @zhisu2665
    @zhisu2665 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1446

    I've been into similar homes and they're so.... you don't feel relaxed, it gives a feeling of constantly having to be on guard and act as if you're walking around a museum/shopping Centre. They get boring so fast no matter how many amenities are available because there's just nothing to give a feeling of peace and home. it's why they tend to move so often.

    • @deactivatedbcsomecommentsi2279
      @deactivatedbcsomecommentsi2279 2 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      modern interior design is shitty and i hate it

    • @charlieisacastle
      @charlieisacastle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      they r also so freaking confusing. like im bad at directions in general but ive been straight up lost in one of these houses bc its so stupidly designed

    • @anastasiao4036
      @anastasiao4036 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      @@deactivatedbcsomecommentsi2279 modern interior design can be good. Just not to this scale. I like modern design in smaller houses.

    • @beep3242
      @beep3242 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@anastasiao4036 Yeah, modern kinda minimalist stuff on a small scale can actually manage to be cozy and interesting. Just... never in this size

    • @Chhjmmkg
      @Chhjmmkg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      These kind of houses are perfect for horror movies. That's for a reason.

  • @aylatroup9443
    @aylatroup9443 2 ปีที่แล้ว +783

    Nial building that house is like how I make houses in the Sims. Nightclub in the basement? Absolutely. 12 pools that will never get used? Totally

    • @ironwraith852
      @ironwraith852 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      12 Pools? Bitch, I’m digging a moat around my house.

    • @milhousevanhoutan9235
      @milhousevanhoutan9235 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      No, the pools will get used.... how else are we going to deal with people who get into them without asking? It's a shame the ladder fairies come for them...

  • @TheChrisLeone
    @TheChrisLeone ปีที่แล้ว +98

    I feel like when Nile says he had a "deeper connection than you could ever imagine" that I've felt much deeper connection with my dog. If you met and divorced someone all in the last couple of years, your connection must not have been all that deep. Hopefully this guy isn't continuing to harass this woman

    • @Sandwich_People
      @Sandwich_People 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      It wasn’t even a couple years it was in the span of eight months

  • @coyotejone_s
    @coyotejone_s ปีที่แล้ว +2635

    red rooms are a dark web urban legend about people who livestream murdering someone. sometimes the audience can pay money to influence the torture and killing. so hearing “red room”, “no cameras allowed”, and seeing michael’s reaction definitely had me on edge a little bit.

    • @RustyNips
      @RustyNips ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Don't worry it was probably just a huge bdsm orgy
      Maybe some child sacrifice, witchcraft, or blood drinking who knows

    • @JakeKoenig
      @JakeKoenig ปีที่แล้ว

      His red room was one of the most popular Pizzagate venues. Hillary is the one who shot up his giraffe atrium in a PCP-fueled frenzy.

    • @rowanquynn9964
      @rowanquynn9964 ปีที่แล้ว +284

      Thank you for the explanation, everyone is referencing three urban legend but I'd never heard it.
      Also my first thought seeing it was about a Stephen King novel that has basically that as part of the plot. There's a super rich guy who murdered his ex wife... basically just like that. Yikes.

    • @madelynguinn2102
      @madelynguinn2102 ปีที่แล้ว +551

      i feel like it has to just be a sex room, if it was so sinister i feel like he wouldn’t have brought them there at all. but who knows honestly

    • @coyotejone_s
      @coyotejone_s ปีที่แล้ว +502

      @@madelynguinn2102 OH YEAH ABSOLUTELY A SEX ROOM, i'm just saying calling it the red room and then being so secretive about it brings to mind something much more sinister.

  • @ronwerks
    @ronwerks 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3283

    hearing "red room" brought back all my teen memories of extremely fake deep web stories, Michael coming out petrified and cameras not being allowed in didn't make it better

    • @honey2826
      @honey2826 2 ปีที่แล้ว +216

      SAME THATS THE FIRST THING I THOUGHT OF

    • @ChocolateShaddixX
      @ChocolateShaddixX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +237

      Same, that's also the only context I know this word from!
      That explains why he was so distressed! 👀👀 Poor Michael saw some shit

    • @blank-72
      @blank-72 2 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      yeah no this man is most definitely THE red room guy

    • @nathan9901
      @nathan9901 2 ปีที่แล้ว +286

      I seriously hope it's just a consentual sex dungeon and not that.

    • @eilisinivy
      @eilisinivy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      I instantly thought of 50 Shades of Grey 🤢

  • @Fiammaaa
    @Fiammaaa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2763

    I'm from Argentina (third world country) and seeing that sculpture solved all my problems!! I now have a good job with a decent salary. I'm so happy! I'm gonna pass around this video so that everyone here sees the sculpture and fix this country!!

    • @ErinLastNameRedacted
      @ErinLastNameRedacted 2 ปีที่แล้ว +379

      You’re from Argentina? Are you that guy’s ex-wife?

    • @isaaccastro4846
      @isaaccastro4846 2 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      Michael!! I have found the ex-wife

    • @santiagotapia1516
      @santiagotapia1516 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Valen callampa los argentinos
      2015 2016🇨🇱

    • @nate_storm
      @nate_storm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      are you the guys ex wife?

    • @justapers0n913
      @justapers0n913 2 ปีที่แล้ว +240

      Fun fact: every woman from Argentina is that guys ex-wife

  • @evanweaver1060
    @evanweaver1060 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

    This kinda reminds me of the first time i played minecraft. Like after the crappy first dirt hut home, you gather the resources to make a really nice, cool-looking house, but then build the building before realizing what you wanna put in it. So you end up using giant spaces and being like “this is a plant room i guess”.

    • @aleximarie8958
      @aleximarie8958 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Ummm this is the furnace room?

  • @charlizeg138
    @charlizeg138 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2360

    cAN I JUST SAY: danny’s hair looks so fucjing sick with the grey streaks he literally looks awesome he pulls it off amazingly

    • @Chioolaaii
      @Chioolaaii 2 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      I also love the curls!! Very great hair

    • @riyu3704
      @riyu3704 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      beautiful hair indeed

    • @kyahifarakpadtahai9578
      @kyahifarakpadtahai9578 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Exactly

    • @orangecat9559
      @orangecat9559 2 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      as a person with two eyes i can confirm that Danny's hair is smacking

    • @bondfool
      @bondfool 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      He looks like a superhero.

  • @SophisticatedGoat222
    @SophisticatedGoat222 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10832

    Michael is like a child, confused, curious, easily distracted, and excited about the simplest things. He's so sheltered that he manages to be kind of sweet, even if he is still a totally out-of-touch absurdly rich person. Nial is a completely different brand of rich, completely insane and out-of-touch with every single human being on the planet, thinking he can speak for everyone on things that make no sense, not understanding his clear mental issues related to his ex wife, and seeming like he could snap at any moment.

    • @faranocks
      @faranocks 2 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      @@NA-gf1zy say that to generational wealth

    • @unknowns78
      @unknowns78 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      ​​@@s.t.8060 You should explain stuff you bring up? How is access to wealth problematic? Wealth can literally mean many things like having a house and such so please explain.

    • @unknowns78
      @unknowns78 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      ​​@@NA-gf1zy Agree no one should be hating on someone's wealth if they didn't exploit, scam a human or whatever

    • @unknowns78
      @unknowns78 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@s.t.8060 I see you should refrain them then as billionaires because you can be wealthy without destroying another humans right

    • @unknowns78
      @unknowns78 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@s.t.8060 Yea you are right

  • @Emma-zc5jm
    @Emma-zc5jm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1455

    What bothers me most about the design choices he made was that he kept talking about how he was running out of money, and yet everything is uninteresting. It's not like he got custom tiles for his water features.... They're standard. And more annoying still is if he wanted to save money, the discounted stuff is never the white/standard stuff. It's the weird colourful ones that they can't sell. Getting some weird tiles with fun colours would instantly make the place more interesting to look at

    • @emmavrijburg6676
      @emmavrijburg6676 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Cool name you have there

    • @Emma-zc5jm
      @Emma-zc5jm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@emmavrijburg6676 Right back at ya!

    • @GamerSisters
      @GamerSisters 2 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      I'm pretty sure it's mostly because of how big the house is. That's probably what drained his money. And i feel like there's some weird money laundering happening here too;;; especially with the random person shooting his giraffe sculpture.

    • @Ziziwai
      @Ziziwai 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      I think if I had the money, I’d definitely wanna create some super cool interactive building, where the walls move out to create platforms or stairs, and the entire lobby rotates on an axis and takes you to different rooms. I wanna create a whole goddamn video game level, even if it’ll take me ten whole minutes to get back to my room. Like, I bet he never even sits down in 90% of his rooms to do anything, might as well turn everything into a cool interactive art piece

    • @akmal94ibrahim
      @akmal94ibrahim 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@GamerSisters Size and location. If I have the money, I would want to buy the house, but demolish it and build something a bit smaller and more homely, and attach an event space and maybe a guest house. It is at a prime location, and that is what I think costs so much.

  • @trash2273
    @trash2273 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5118

    Danny now has a couch? We are experiencing a new Danny era.

    • @McScrumptious
      @McScrumptious 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      This is a new generation

    • @mackroobyte
      @mackroobyte 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      WHERE’D THE FLOOR SHELF GO lol

    • @xfreja
      @xfreja 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      frrr

    • @steep9790
      @steep9790 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Someone has already copied this comment

    • @steep9790
      @steep9790 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Word for word

  • @jjjlove2260
    @jjjlove2260 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4787

    I kept laughing at how Niall kept bringing up his ex wife at the most random times for no damn reason. This man is heartbroken 😂

    • @-desertpackrat
      @-desertpackrat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +256

      Shortly after this filming he drunk-called her sobbing to come back to him, bet.

    • @TheSimplyCooking
      @TheSimplyCooking 2 ปีที่แล้ว +216

      Men would rather built the most expensive house in the world instead of going to therapy

    • @IjeomaThePlantMama
      @IjeomaThePlantMama 2 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      @@TheSimplyCooking no amount of rooms will fill an empty heart💔

    • @giangtruc3376
      @giangtruc3376 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ok

    • @martakazmierczak310
      @martakazmierczak310 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Yeah this diamond is really big but not as big as the hole in my heart left by my ex wife

  • @user-ok3rr2uk4z
    @user-ok3rr2uk4z ปีที่แล้ว +60

    So this man created a psych ward for a house idea, has a obsession with giraffe skeletons (which someone attempted to shoot for "reasons"), created a bathroom with a monitor that spy's on the other and calls it ingenious, and has a room the camera can't show thats apparently worse than showing him admitting to felony (tf?)...
    it was definitely the ex's fault for being from Argentina.

    • @bonehed1
      @bonehed1 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      For the record I really doubt anyone shot his giraffe skeleton on purpose. odds are it just caught a stray bullet from somewhere far away. not a crazy uncommon occurrence in some parts of america due to gang violence or celebratory gunfire

  • @queeniesun9153
    @queeniesun9153 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2579

    Danny, Michael made that comment about the grass because (I believe) he is British and in the wealthier/fancier parts of UK it is sort of common curtesy/common sense to not walk on grass/lawns because most grass and/or lawns in the UK are nicely manicured, and people want to keep it that way to uphold the overall tidy look. When I studied at Cambridge, it was a huge surprise for me. I asked my peers why no one eats lunch out on the grass on one sunny day, and they all looked at me like I was a monster. It's just a big no no apparently. I heard it's the same way at Oxford: no one ever walks on the nice lawns, they stay to the path.

    • @JakeWolven
      @JakeWolven 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Interesting

    • @weirdsalt1775
      @weirdsalt1775 2 ปีที่แล้ว +220

      Maybe in richer areas of the UK. But most places don't really give a shit about grass. I think Michael is just weird.

    • @Relevart9169
      @Relevart9169 2 ปีที่แล้ว +287

      @@weirdsalt1775 well he did specify "manicured lawns" not just any lawn

    • @weirdsalt1775
      @weirdsalt1775 2 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      @@Relevart9169 I obviously don't live in the world of manicured lawns. Thank god

    • @Relevart9169
      @Relevart9169 2 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      @@weirdsalt1775 honestly blessed. That sounds horrible, like whats the point of a lawn just to look pretty 😭

  • @th4nky0uf0rth3ven0m
    @th4nky0uf0rth3ven0m 2 ปีที่แล้ว +585

    I will never shut up abt how this is definitely Danny’s best hair arc

    • @Emmac12364
      @Emmac12364 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I was so excited to see this comment bc I totally agree then I saw your profile! Fellow marauders fan omg luv u

    • @kailajensen1021
      @kailajensen1021 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      yes Danny has made it so far with his hair game

    • @snippets981
      @snippets981 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      His hair is pure natural art👏👏👏

    • @kyli3783
      @kyli3783 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      100%

    • @frogpog4315
      @frogpog4315 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      so true his hair is popping OFF

  • @alexcollins8733
    @alexcollins8733 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3885

    I know Michael probably has like an army of security guards, but I still feel like I need to protect him? Specifically from Nyle.

    • @EdensReach
      @EdensReach 2 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      I’m dead 💀

    • @greerbau
      @greerbau 2 ปีที่แล้ว +343

      His camera man is actually also his body guard

    • @ona512
      @ona512 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      you got bumbling old man fever

    • @mollyallen2400
      @mollyallen2400 2 ปีที่แล้ว +264

      His body language and safe distance definitely changed after Nile smacked his arm and started talking about how his wife wouldn't listen to him. Michael definitely played it off well for the camera with his silly roll-away thing.

    • @averongodoffire8098
      @averongodoffire8098 2 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      I think most people need protection from Nyle

  • @elliewuzzup7689
    @elliewuzzup7689 2 ปีที่แล้ว +603

    That one guy gives me "I'm an abuser masquerading as a Dom" vibes

    • @himl994
      @himl994 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why’d you repeat yourself?

  • @shybzrk
    @shybzrk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3903

    Producer Michael is the only house tourer I watch. He's actually entertaining and I think means well for how out of touch he is. He treats his cameraman like a friend for the most part and asks for his opinion on things

    • @kells4315
      @kells4315 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1031

      He comes off to me as someone so hilariously rich and out of touch that he doesn’t even have any reason to be mean to workers. Like he horseshoed back around to being nice because THATS how rich he is

    • @zipdakill
      @zipdakill 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @kells53 A very interesting take

    • @shybzrk
      @shybzrk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +398

      @@kells4315 Regardless of his reasons I still give him a lot of credit. It's so rare that a rich person is like that, let alone a business rich person.

      I'm very critical of the wealthy so I would have died laughing if you told me before I saw his videos that I would like an insanely rich person giving house tours, showing off cars, watches, jewelry, etc. I've been watching on and off for 4 years now.

      I give a lot of props for genuineness. He doesn't try to be fake nice like Ellen or even attempt to be relatable (nearly impossible to be when you're that rich). He has an actual personality that is hard to explain. He's rich as hell and is fine with showing it but not in a bragging way such as someone like Floyd Mayweather but doesn't sugarcoat it either

    • @RomanumChristum
      @RomanumChristum 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      He looks like trump.

    • @kaamilshaikh7814
      @kaamilshaikh7814 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This guy is just hating on him without even knowing him

  • @pandamilkshake
    @pandamilkshake 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4758

    You know what? Michael's nice. Most rich and clueless people try to flex their nonexistent knowledge and just end up making a fool of themselves. He just straight up admits that he doesn't know and that's commendable, honestly.

    • @tonyrose354
      @tonyrose354 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Yeah, the guy who made this video just sounds like a hater tbh. Nothing he said was entertaining in the least. Michael seems like he’d be a blast to travel with😂

    • @Haunted_Plush
      @Haunted_Plush ปีที่แล้ว +278

      @@tonyrose354 the guy who made the video? Are you talking about Danny?
      (/srs)

    • @TheeEnglishLesbian
      @TheeEnglishLesbian ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Haunted_Plush yeah they are, they made an original comment basically sucking the rich guys dick lmao

    • @TheeEnglishLesbian
      @TheeEnglishLesbian ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tonyrose354 DICK RIDAAAA

    • @tonyrose354
      @tonyrose354 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheeEnglishLesbian you’re goofy I’m just not a hater but aight, keep talking trash on yt big man

  • @jacobl2222
    @jacobl2222 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

    If you told me this was a comedy bit parodying the ultra rich I would 100% believe it.

  • @YELLERHEAD
    @YELLERHEAD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2304

    i feel so betrayed on Michael's behalf after Niall showing him the "red room"....... this man was excited about GRASS how could u do that to him??? :(

    • @sawyer8351
      @sawyer8351 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      How do you have no replies?

    • @glitchjam
      @glitchjam 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      well now they have 2

    • @turner15
      @turner15 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Three

    • @lilawkwardbaby9600
      @lilawkwardbaby9600 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I am here "four" you

    • @huglife626
      @huglife626 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      High five I guess

  • @Sarah-vo2qu
    @Sarah-vo2qu ปีที่แล้ว +24

    No secret passageways, no towers, no cozy breakfast nook, no tea/coffee room, no open-air atrium, no rugs, no warm brickworks. 0/10.

    • @goblinbabe6664
      @goblinbabe6664 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      No vast library, no greenhouse, no herb garden, no spiral staircases, no vintage/antique furniture, no wall decor, no cozy fireplace, no balcony overlooking the garden, no life, no soul, no charisma, uniqueness, nerve or talent...

  • @puglug5286
    @puglug5286 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3667

    The fact that the guy calls it a red room and the camera man wasn’t allowed inside is genuinely a little concerning knowing what a red room is typically referring too

    • @Kiwi-Bird.
      @Kiwi-Bird. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Im clueless,
      what dose it refer to?

    • @River-Styxx
      @River-Styxx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +582

      @@Kiwi-Bird. prolly the fact that Red rooms are rumored online spaces within the dark web, used to hide illegal activity online. also I believe the term " Red room" is a room you can pay to watch someone be k1lled or smth as well.

    • @emma48586
      @emma48586 2 ปีที่แล้ว +412

      @@Kiwi-Bird. It's a room where you torture/kill people usually streamed to places on the dark web

    • @mastermarkus5307
      @mastermarkus5307 2 ปีที่แล้ว +458

      @@Kiwi-Bird. Apparently it's a name for live murder feeds found on the dark web. I see information saying that these are internet hoaxes, but regardless the way his room is presented makes it sound like it could be his "murder room".
      I'm guessing it's a kinky sex room though; those often get decked out in red.

    • @snogglepop2554
      @snogglepop2554 2 ปีที่แล้ว +496

      @@Kiwi-Bird. it's an urban legend about livestreams on parts of the dark web where people would watch people get tortured and could submit their suggestions in chat

  • @bluejay7090
    @bluejay7090 2 ปีที่แล้ว +922

    the fact that this person thought to put a mall water fountain, an anatomically correct chrome giraffe skeleton, and gendered bathrooms in a place where someone's supposed to live is crazy

  • @heather_doestruecrime
    @heather_doestruecrime 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7932

    On behalf of all women everywhere literally, I could happily go my entire life without seeing an image, let alone video, of a man peeing as I’m also in the bathroom.

    • @r.r.4809
      @r.r.4809 2 ปีที่แล้ว +870

      it's sick, he clearly spies on women in the bathroom because he wants to feel like he has power over them, and he just assumes that women naturally want to do the same thing to men. like no woman in the world wants to do that, it's his own creepy abusive misogynistic idea of entertainment

    • @creditsunknown7974
      @creditsunknown7974 2 ปีที่แล้ว +550

      On behalf of most men, we also do not want to see that.

    • @theuncalledfor
      @theuncalledfor 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You cannot speak for all women because you are only one person.
      Or have you met _every_ woman on the planet and got close enough with them that they share all their sexual secrets and weird fetishes with you?
      No?
      That's what I thought.

    • @tatiana4050
      @tatiana4050 2 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      Even seeing my bf pee, after nearly 5 years together and seeing it many times is kinda awkward.
      We often go to toilet together, cause we spend long time gaming, so if one built up courage to get up both of us are gonna go. And the toilet has long refill period.

    • @dkskaobd6320
      @dkskaobd6320 2 ปีที่แล้ว +460

      I love how his idea of what women want is "the same predatory behaviour as me but towards men" and he never once thought "this demographic that has been a victim of predatory behaviour might NOT want to be predators themselves".
      No wonder his wife left him

  • @_moonmoth
    @_moonmoth ปีที่แล้ว +32

    What do you mean "who needs a moat in their house?" How else do you fend off goblins?

    • @_Perseus
      @_Perseus ปีที่แล้ว +2

      defend from the poor people ofc

  • @annieoddo1475
    @annieoddo1475 2 ปีที่แล้ว +438

    Weird, it’s almost like there’s such a thing as too much house. Like all that empty space is just this guy’s way of trying to compensate for a gigantic void in his life but instead it becomes a poignant physical representation of that void, plus a terrifying sex dungeon, because of reasons?

    • @bucketonfoot
      @bucketonfoot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      “No matter how big your house is, you can only be in one room at a time”

    • @arima_song
      @arima_song 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@bucketonfoot I really like how this sounds. I've never actually thought about it.

    • @youraveragegamer8832
      @youraveragegamer8832 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@bucketonfoot *stretches in the doorway* Haha! I'm in two rooms at once! Loneliness has been solved!

    • @haybalecommasmall
      @haybalecommasmall 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Wow what a genuinely great observation. I agree completely - all the space in the house is his attempt to fill a void but it ultimately ended up representing it perfectly! Ostentatious but in a totally contrived and senseless way…

  • @OldSpiritsInvestigations
    @OldSpiritsInvestigations ปีที่แล้ว +39

    7:48 -“I wanted to make the house warm and comfortable…” while you hear the echo of footsteps squeaking against the floor. 😂😂😂 This house is a nightmare!

  • @OliviaGrace1117
    @OliviaGrace1117 2 ปีที่แล้ว +761

    6 minutes in and I literally just noticed there is now a couch behind Danny lol. Also this entire house just sounds like something someone would build in the Sims for the first time like "let's build a mansion and put a nightclub in the basement! can't forget the giraffe!"

    • @TMlSOS
      @TMlSOS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      same i was so thrown off

    • @moshroomba
      @moshroomba 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      i noticed the couch but was confused why no one said anything, like i felt like maybe everyone already knew or something

    • @jessibelle8836
      @jessibelle8836 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@moshroomba I didn’t notice the whole video, until reading the comment 😅😅

    • @witheringangel
      @witheringangel 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jessibelle8836 yeah same

    • @helengrugett
      @helengrugett 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i finished the entire video and didnt realize there was now a couch…wtf

  • @maxatrillionfatstacks217
    @maxatrillionfatstacks217 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1240

    The cameras in the bathroom thing is crazy like I can't imagine just admitting to intending to commit a felony and being like "Innovative isn't it?"

    • @trianglemoebius
      @trianglemoebius 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The cameras would be watching *him*, they're in the men's bathroom. Is it weird to give your guests the ability to watch you pee? Yes. But obviously he knows they're there, so it's not illegal.

    • @maxatrillionfatstacks217
      @maxatrillionfatstacks217 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@trianglemoebius but if he doesn't disclose that and get written consent from every guest he could still be charged if he had a party there and broadcast the video from the bathroom even if he told people it was there he'd have to get each person involved to give consent.

    • @artistdudebro
      @artistdudebro ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@maxatrillionfatstacks217 p... piss waivers

    • @ciciamanda.
      @ciciamanda. ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@artistdudebro if you wanna film people in the piss room you have to prepare your piss waivers

    • @signodeinterrogacion8361
      @signodeinterrogacion8361 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@trianglemoebius Well, that's exhibitionism, maybe not as big a deal as out right spying on naked people but still quite the felony. He'd have to make sure everyone that goes to the bathroom is comfortable with that, which is very unlikely since they smilingly want to host whole parties down there. It's just a gross idea overall.

  • @MF-fd2ug
    @MF-fd2ug 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2794

    i cannot imagine how "the largest house in the urban world" could possibly be a positive thing in times of unprecedented housingcrisis

    • @JayPal-zt4dv
      @JayPal-zt4dv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      Rich people don’t care about that you silly goose

    • @Absenteeee
      @Absenteeee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      right? like the whole time i was just thinking "how many people could live there"

    • @superfan364
      @superfan364 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      I just wonder how they keep themselves sane in such a huge, empty house

    • @erniefofernie
      @erniefofernie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      @@superfan364 I think it’s pretty clear they’re not sane

    • @no_peace
      @no_peace 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Yeah they were talking about those $2 million shoes and my blood pressure started going up
      Being rich is a total failure of character

  • @funnymanclayman
    @funnymanclayman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2927

    I weirdly like Michael for his awkward interactions and somewhat lackluster commentary. I don't know why but him walking on grass was kind of wholesome

    • @amie4090
      @amie4090 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I like your profile picture 👍

    • @vanorr5481
      @vanorr5481 2 ปีที่แล้ว +363

      michael seems like a genuinely sweet guy, just out of touch with reality. Rich grandpa vibe

    • @lid2966
      @lid2966 2 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      Seems way more wholesome than the other guy.

    • @xxRAINA1xx
      @xxRAINA1xx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      People like him are super frightening because you don’t know what he will do/has done or how he made all that money. And they manipulate others easily.

    • @gillianjurgens2089
      @gillianjurgens2089 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ya too bad I can’t unremember the fact that he has a red room in which he likely does a bunch of fucked up stuff to women &/or children like Epstein and all the rich people he hung out with

  • @nisehenso
    @nisehenso 2 ปีที่แล้ว +973

    I feel like not enough people are talking about the cameras in the men's bathroom. Like that's fucking disgusting.

    • @RabbidTribble
      @RabbidTribble 2 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      I like how Niall is like, yeah, this is basically feminist! Instead of WOMEN being watched pissing by sexual predators at clubs, footage of the MEN pissing will be shown to the women! Haha, yes, that's turning the tables! Women will love that!

    • @severelyworriedmia
      @severelyworriedmia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      agreed dude. don’t know what sort of logic that is but it’s ridiculous. stay away from Niall

    • @Ziziwai
      @Ziziwai 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      I feel uncomfortable knowing he put that out there on a TH-cam video for all to see. Like, what kind of person is he in his personal life? Should someone maybe be keeping an eye on him? Definitely not while in the bathroom tho

    • @mckenzielangendorf1437
      @mckenzielangendorf1437 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Ikkkk like I don’t even have words for that part… like literally the whole video was just like ?? But then he just offhandedly mentioned that and moved on and I was like UM WHAT

    • @amityislandchum
      @amityislandchum 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I'm fairly sure Niall is an actual rapist. And sexual predators always think that *everyone* thinks the same way they do. So Niall's thinking, "I would LOVE to have hidden cameras in women's bathrooms, which means *all men* would love to have hidden cameras in women's bathrooms, which means *all women* would love to have hidden cameras in men's bathrooms!"
      Like no, dude, not everyone thinks like that. And women especially don't. We already deal with enough unwelcome dick pics being sent to us... Just let us poop in peace.

  • @GreatZepp
    @GreatZepp 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    Cmon, if i was spending millions on a house im building a castle, not an ugly ass gta garage

  • @katharine3828
    @katharine3828 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1360

    Watching rich people explain their belongings and homes is so fucking weird. Like honestly if I had endless money like this I'd have a Victorian mansion built from scratch with modern plumbing, appliances, electricity etc...and that house could fit in the fucking living room of Niall's house. I just don't get rich people.

    • @tommymarco
      @tommymarco 2 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      i like your idea . i'd build an old european castle with modern conveniences .

    • @rishikaagrawal3534
      @rishikaagrawal3534 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      I have always wanted a royal castle sort of house with large walls and a stained glass window

    • @naranciagaming
      @naranciagaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      I think to a lot of rich people like Niall it's more about just having a lot of stuff, meaningless and tacky or not, than it is to just have a nice house. There's still weird stuff like the grout in that water feature tho

    • @eyesofthecervino3366
      @eyesofthecervino3366 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I honestly think I just want a tiny house with a big garden, but I'd love to see someone do a steampunk mansion.
      Edit: steampunk _hotel!_ That way we all get to share the fun! :D

    • @moonlight-im8ik
      @moonlight-im8ik 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@rishikaagrawal3534 same, and vintage furniture and a garden full of roses, just like the queens house

  • @Dawnstar1209
    @Dawnstar1209 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3400

    Danny, give that candle to a friend who likes it or the thrift store. It’ll be fine, just get the guilt outta your life.

    • @emmorgan2354
      @emmorgan2354 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bahahaha

    • @mynamo12
      @mynamo12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@emmorgan2354 what

    • @vex_13
      @vex_13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Or put it on display and call it art. It symbolise about consumerism or something.

    • @noaag
      @noaag 2 ปีที่แล้ว +196

      @@vex_13 the candle actually helps children in 3rd world countries

    • @hebronferrier9101
      @hebronferrier9101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@noaag 😂😂😂

  • @dejausser
    @dejausser 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9181

    As much as I want to hate Michael for what he represents, he's just so earnest it's impossible. It's like a toddler discovering everything for the first time, I can't help but be like "oh wow Michael you're doing it, you're walking on that grass! good job buddy!"

    • @SpawnRevenge92
      @SpawnRevenge92 2 ปีที่แล้ว +514

      lol, you pinpointed the emotion exactly.

    • @nicolelouise7295
      @nicolelouise7295 2 ปีที่แล้ว +797

      It's so sweet, how genuinely excited he was about walking on grass, tho if you wanna hate someone go hate on that Nial guy he was weird...

    • @visib_uncomfy
      @visib_uncomfy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +364

      it just shows different types of rich people between nial and Michael

    • @Illlium
      @Illlium 2 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      I refuse to believe there is a middle-aged man living outside of Northern Africa that has never walked on grass, I don't care if he presents the recording of his entire life as evidence

    • @visib_uncomfy
      @visib_uncomfy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +214

      @@Illlium i guess he meant as in real grass not the artificial one that most rich would use to replace them

  • @rabbitss11
    @rabbitss11 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    That house is like an international airport, not like a home at all and proof positive that some people need to be paying more tax to assist their communities

  • @haleighbri
    @haleighbri 2 ปีที่แล้ว +569

    “The largest house in the urban world” like, there’s a bigger house in the jungle, but we don’t talk about that

    • @mastermarkus5307
      @mastermarkus5307 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I really wanted clarification on that specific too.

    • @Kevin_Theadore1
      @Kevin_Theadore1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      We dont talk about the jungle house no no noo

    • @stevethebarbarian9876
      @stevethebarbarian9876 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@mastermarkus5307 The world’s largest homes are almost unilaterally on big huge pieces of property in more rural environments, places where land isn’t so massively expensive

    • @afterglow2935
      @afterglow2935 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah what about like Versailles? Maybe not technically a house but hundreds of people lived there.

    • @Blakbox92
      @Blakbox92 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      "urban world" is a term nobody has ever used before that video.

  • @bryh555
    @bryh555 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1033

    He’s like the personification of the Arrested Development quote “It’s just one banana, Michael. What could it cost, $10?” Like he seems so rich he doesn’t understand the value of money cause he doesn’t have to think about it

  • @kaitlynyang6731
    @kaitlynyang6731 2 ปีที่แล้ว +400

    I've always wanted a $500 mil home that literally has bathroom stalls, a lobby, wishing fountain, & movie theater....just like my local mall!

  • @ImmortalKoschei
    @ImmortalKoschei 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1073

    As absolutely insane as it is, I think the Giraffe Skeleton Sculptures are the only saving grace in these two homes. Is it totally nuts and worth more than anything I'll ever hope to own? Yes. But it's arguably the only thing that adds any sort of personality to that first home. I never understood the idea of the super modern ultra sleek look. If you have the money to spend, why wouldn't you want cool and weird shit in your house?

    • @ImmortalKoschei
      @ImmortalKoschei 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@convoree lol yeah man, you're right.

    • @Gabi24492
      @Gabi24492 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I actually really love the modern mansion design, white and angular. I don't have to worry about it anyway, i doubt i'll ever have the money to buy one

    • @Crystalluss
      @Crystalluss 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      And at least there _is_ some sort of educational element to the anatomically-correct giraffe skeleton. I could stand there with a book, examine the skeleton up-close with my own two eyes, and learn how each different bone and detail contributes to a giraffe's survival in the wild. That _would_ be pretty cool, even if it _is_ weird to have a life-sized anatomically-correct sculpture of a giraffe skeleton just...in your home.
      Heck, it makes me think that this guy should open up some kind of abstract museum full of realistic replicas of various exotic animal skeletons. He could use it to educate people about different animals and raise awareness of endangered species. That would be a totally legitimate way to use all that money and space.
      Although I have to wonder if that "red room" is just full of anatomically-correct animal skeletons used for...purposes I don't want to think about...

    • @eilisinivy
      @eilisinivy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You're right tho

    • @missserenity1090
      @missserenity1090 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I would say the cameras in the bathroom add personality, they show how creepy a person is.

  • @TheRacingWind
    @TheRacingWind 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1454

    really scared for nyle's ex-wife, who he says didn't listen to him, right after he slapped a man for not listening to him

    • @alexia3552
      @alexia3552 2 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      in that case I am so glad she escaped so soon

    • @AnahataMaryjane
      @AnahataMaryjane 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      cocaine is a helluva drug.

    • @pluto3194
      @pluto3194 2 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      Also clearly has no concept of boundaries and consent with the whole "yeah I'm putting cameras in this bathroom and having them broadcast to the other one"

    • @AV_Action
      @AV_Action 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@alexia3552 There's a reason they don't show the red room

    • @little_stinker_
      @little_stinker_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I'm glad she got out of this relationship

  • @channelnamehere3522
    @channelnamehere3522 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    This is the type of house I’d design at 2am in the Sims with cheat codes

  • @boop27407
    @boop27407 2 ปีที่แล้ว +344

    I’ve played the sims 2 before. I know what it looks like when someone wants to make a massive house but doesn’t know what to do with the square footage.

  • @turner15
    @turner15 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1401

    For the people confused about the girlfriend story I think he’s kind of writing her off as a Spicy Latina Stereotype? Like because she’s Argentinian ~naturally~ she ended up not listening to him and being wILd and CrAaAzY.

    • @luv3bud
      @luv3bud 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      now we just need to look up all the missing latina girls who disappeared in 2020 of the span of 8 moths☠️

    • @jocelynecupcake
      @jocelynecupcake 2 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      And he known her for a short time too. Plus, he seems a little weird. Having cameras in the bathrooms??? 0_0 pervert

    • @zipdakill
      @zipdakill 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Now, now, now, he was talking abt cameras in the MENS bathroom for the WOMEN. He’s turning the tables, shaking up the word! The man is a free thinker! /s

    • @LuxioV2
      @LuxioV2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@zipdakill nothin gets the ladies goin more than seeing a drunk guy barely get their piss in a urinal and then not wash their hands on the way out

    • @soldiaz7261
      @soldiaz7261 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I mean Argentinians never listen but it’s totally unrelated to spice and being Latine, they’re just like that - an Uruguayan
      (/j)

  • @biffbenedict1603
    @biffbenedict1603 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    nothing screams warm and comfortable like having an echo everytime you speak or take a step.

  • @ApocalypseMoose
    @ApocalypseMoose 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2836

    Given what a "red room" is typically known as, Michael has every right to be petrified.

    • @alaskabane5340
      @alaskabane5340 2 ปีที่แล้ว +388

      what the hell, I just googled it thinking it was some bdsm thing but nooo what tf, it would have been better if it was just some bdsm thing

    • @irish2661
      @irish2661 2 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      oh shit i googled it and i was so scared to even close the tab. can someone actually explain what it actually is? like some kind of torture room?? 😭

    • @alaskabane5340
      @alaskabane5340 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@irish2661 it's a torture room where people in deep web watch and poll on what to be done with living victims, sort of like Twitch but heinous underbelly of human cruelty.

    • @Ninjacob123
      @Ninjacob123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      they're absolutely not real, every red room thats ever been advertised on tor is either a grift or a honeypot

    • @izumi4137
      @izumi4137 2 ปีที่แล้ว +514

      Although a red room is typically known for dark web torture entertainment, the red room included in this clip is in fact a bdsm sex room. Hope this helps :)

  • @Treyman-yi7ei
    @Treyman-yi7ei 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    16:04 damn Nile REALLY loves that giraffe bro sporting a bone dog

  • @maxbracegirdle9990
    @maxbracegirdle9990 2 ปีที่แล้ว +761

    I love how just obviously coked out Niai is through this entire time, just ever so slightly jittery and going on super random tangents about everything hahahaha

    • @xiphactinusaudax1045
      @xiphactinusaudax1045 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      bro I've never taken drugs at all and I act like this (not creepy, but like jittery and disconnected)

    • @b3nt079
      @b3nt079 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      as another person who's never taken coke and is also fairly jittery and goes on random tangents when talking to people. Should I be concerned /j

    • @maxbracegirdle9990
      @maxbracegirdle9990 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@b3nt079 Nope. You're probably just ADHD. That's pretty neuro-similar to being on stimulants just being like that. You can definitely tell he's coked out and not just like that normally though.

    • @RagmaticalRachel
      @RagmaticalRachel ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I have adhd and have “not” done coke and I don’t think we have to be worried about people confusing the two at all.
      Guy in the video does seem VERY pumped so I wouldn’t be surprised if he did some blow.

    • @jakechartrand7308
      @jakechartrand7308 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      He is MOST DEFINITELY coked out.

  • @Angryoyster
    @Angryoyster 2 ปีที่แล้ว +359

    In some richy rich people areas it’s considered a big faux pas to walk on the grass around the house. Only the gardening crew is supposed to walk on the grass so they can maintain it. You don’t wanna ruin the grass or your shoes cuz grass is dirty, and walking on grass is “common”

    • @flaviac6556
      @flaviac6556 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      people are wild😂

    • @sisuguillam5109
      @sisuguillam5109 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      That is unbelievably sad.

    • @caroliner6555
      @caroliner6555 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @@sisuguillam5109 right! i was just going to comment that. imagine telling your kids they can’t go play in your massive yard because the yard is for “the help,” beyond messed up.

    • @sisuguillam5109
      @sisuguillam5109 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@caroliner6555 🙂 I hate gardens that don't make you smile and go 'ooooohhhhh, that's lovely!'. Not beautiful, not stylish, not modern, not decorative but lovely. The ideal garden hosts bees, tea parties, and veggies.

    • @itsmjcn
      @itsmjcn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      but in Michael's case he always never wants to ruin his shoes on real grass. he always talks about it in his videos

  • @moodycheese9621
    @moodycheese9621 2 ปีที่แล้ว +762

    He definitely designed this house while playing Sims. That's why it's way bigger than it needs to be 😂

    • @devent10n
      @devent10n 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      100%

    • @user-qs3qf5lw9k
      @user-qs3qf5lw9k 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Bet it's a pain waiting for people to get from the bedroom to the kitchen.

    • @fart63
      @fart63 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@user-qs3qf5lw9k when my sim tries to wash the dishes and she walks all the way across the house to wash them in the bathroom

    • @Cybertronian_menace
      @Cybertronian_menace 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That was my first thought when I saw it, that it looks like something I'd build in the sims!

    • @moodycheese9621
      @moodycheese9621 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@fart63 mine will do that every time haha 😆

  • @curiouscollective8572
    @curiouscollective8572 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Too much money causes problems for everyone. Being out of touch is a benign example. Making charities to keep their money in their pocket while improving PR is a more medium example. And Laying off thousands of employees to save a dime for their third vacation mansion being a more violent example.

  • @crimsonstrykr
    @crimsonstrykr ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Michael skirting along the grass trying not to touch it has some real Oblivion NPCs vibe to it!!

  • @mirensummers7633
    @mirensummers7633 2 ปีที่แล้ว +576

    Nial clearly has some Christian Grey, mysterious billionaire, risk taker, entrepreneur fantasies when really he comes off as a nervous unstable wreck that makes poor decisions

    • @eiaboca1
      @eiaboca1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      And there are billions of people who don't have any real opportunities in life. Ugh.

    • @therealslimshitty5186
      @therealslimshitty5186 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's coked the fuck up

    • @Catalina-Winemixer
      @Catalina-Winemixer 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think this just shows what Christian Grey would really be as a real person, tbh. You think the man who wants to beat your ass in his creepy ass red room is an otherwise normal guy? Probably not.

    • @ok-ff1wf
      @ok-ff1wf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Literally. Where did he get his design knowledge? I took an architecture class freshman year of high school and one of the lessons was to not make a house a tiny percentage of people on the world can afford because it's unlikely someone will buy it after.

  • @luikanami
    @luikanami ปีที่แล้ว +309

    "Schadenfreude" is a German word describing the joy about someone elses bad luck. It's not quite the right word here, i've got another German word for you: "Fremdscham" is the feeling of physical pain you get about another person humiliating themselves, the feeling of shame about someone elses' stupidity.

    • @Jefstito
      @Jefstito ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Is frendscham the equivalent of cringe or is it more specific?

    • @luikanami
      @luikanami ปีที่แล้ว +29

      ​@@Jefstito I'd say that's exactly right. Cringe can be used there too, but Fremdscham is a little more specific. The literal translation for Fremdscham would be "foreign shame".

    • @JordanSugarman
      @JordanSugarman 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Thanks, I was going to comment that he had pretty much exactly the wrong word. 😛

  • @LeifLiddy
    @LeifLiddy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    Michael is what veterinarians refer to as an indoor cat.

  • @aldis.lime.lacroix
    @aldis.lime.lacroix ปีที่แล้ว +9

    nothing like going to the bathroom at 2 am to get your thirsty self some water and having to go into a *public bathroom in your 8 kazillion dollar house*

  • @littlemsterious991
    @littlemsterious991 2 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    this house is literally so ugly. the minimalist, all white style is already awful but they manage to make it worse. this place feels like a hospital mixed with a mall. in all of the worst ways possible.
    and i usually love the weird mall vibes

    • @Musicandlyrics2400
      @Musicandlyrics2400 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It’s so ugly, like you can’t even feel comfortable because it’s so cold and not cozy at all. I’d feel like a stranger in my own home.

    • @danny8284
      @danny8284 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Musicandlyrics2400 bigger isn’t always better.

  • @isolatedalien5696
    @isolatedalien5696 2 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    I have an almost 3 year old, and another baby due in May. My mom anxiety always peaks when I see these houses. Can you imagine trying to contain or *find* a roaming toddler in this death trap of glass, stairs and marble? I see all these mansions and I'm thinking "you can't have kids under 10 there, there's no way".

    • @tetrodot5277
      @tetrodot5277 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      I don't think the people that buy these houses take care of their kids on their own.

    • @isolatedalien5696
      @isolatedalien5696 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@tetrodot5277 true, they hire a nanny and have a "kids wing" of the house. The less they see them, the better lol.

    • @ElizaBetsy_
      @ElizaBetsy_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      And pools, don't forget all that water.
      T'would be terrifying to lose track of a kid here.

    • @isolatedalien5696
      @isolatedalien5696 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@ElizaBetsy_ oh my god thats right, the whole thing is surrounded by water, and a pool that's just level with the patio. It's really a 500 million dollar house and they couldn't at least spend money to gate off the pool?

    • @sunfeatherX3
      @sunfeatherX3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nah people this rich have all the abortions they could want and access to the finest in separate houses for the children they didn’t want lol. I just think I’d hate having to go all the way across this stupid house just to piss

  • @abbykrueger3041
    @abbykrueger3041 2 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    In case anyone was wondering, shadenfreude is pleasure from someone else's misfortune BUT fremdsham is the opposite! Its when you feel embarrassment for other's misfortune. Which is what Danny was referring to :)

    • @solala1312
      @solala1312 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      perfect explanation! the words are German though and spelled: Schadenfreude & Fremdscham