*Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated Rnle34 go to war first and then seek to win No F4p November* *--Sun Tzu, The Art of War*
7:16 This meme is really true cuz if you ever go to France you'll see that a lot of people don't know how to speak english even though we learn it at school.
6:40 OK how TF does that even happen? How come nut clog the toilet but toilet paper doesn't? How many nuts would it even take to do that in the first place?! *I have so many questions*
11:41 Sounds like the d*ck game, but that's for series not movies. So here goes: -A Silent F*ck (A Slient Voice) -Your F*ck (Your Name) -F*ck Wars (Summer Wars) -F*ck With You (Weathering With You) -5 Centimeters per F*ck (5 Centimeters per Second) -... (Wolf Children)
6:48 this poster is from a school not too far from mine, and I can confirm that this is not a joke, and the school mentioned had a shooting not too long ago as well. That place is messed up smh
10:23 I have a relative who shot her jaw while doing that, and survived. She needed a lot of facial reconstruction, and it greatly affected her ability to talk. Definitely not recommended.
I don't really care. Every species goes extinct eventually...either because of the climate, some external disaster, disease, or just being killed off by predators. It really doesn't matter which ones get killed off, and it doesn't matter how it happens. . But hey...I kinda wanna go be a ranger over there...any excuse to legally shoot humans.
22:52 "Aye I do got a lighter, but watch out it's a twin jet lighter (Turboflame Ranger), There have been many burnt fingers and faces, most of which was Me"
John Cena: "YOU CANT SEE ME!"
Blind kid: "Oh my god he's right"
"Reads and sees kid" 0_0
"Lightsaber turns on"
"No, I don't have a lighter."
but i have and gas :]
you better call house support
I don't have one either.
no problem i gottchu homie
Damn, I really need a lighter
"Do you have a lighter?"
"No, just rub hot sauce in your eyes, that burns, too"
#Dankness
The girl : I bet he is thinking about another women
The guy : Why is there guy looking at us in the ceiling
8l
**screaming intensifies**
"And why does he looks like me?"
I almost looked up lol
#dankness
Her 'he's probably thinking of other women right now
Him ' how do you wash waterproof stuff
Dry clean
Soap,
By using her
Water proof water
oh no what have you done youve upset the comic balance
That _loot drop_ joke hit me *so hard!* 🤣
same. powerful shock value >.o
haha a car hit my friend hard :]
@@isappycracks hahahaha..........
wut?
This is a certified hood classic
The old days
It’s so unoriginal
No, I don’t have a lighter
Hood classic, like, you play with your uncircumcised penis hat while you watch it?
I would absolutely love a pupper named "Quesadilla." That would be awesome.👍
Nickname them della
@Thighs4Days????!!! 👍👍👍
I'd name mine fucking so I can say I'm fucking awesome
@@sadistic_key what?
Isn't the joke that you'd name them awesome so they can say you're fucking awesome?
Bro I had a stuffed chiwawa named taco when I was like 4 or 5
8:18 "thank you for understanding my genocidal tendencies"
#dankness
Dogs when they here a burglar: I sleep
Dogs when they hear a mailman: *real sh*t*
#dankness
Me, "life really sucks"
Her, "really? Why is that?"
Me "because you don't anymore"
Hol’ up
"honey why you gave the name for our daughter as life?"
*Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated Rnle34 go to war first and then seek to win No F4p November*
*--Sun Tzu, The Art of War*
a?
No, i dont have a lighter. Ty memellion for making my dying brain cells have a good last laugh.
Thanks for sending me down a rabbithole of hot Pennywise cosplay, I don't know why I'm like this but I'm glad I am.
10:11 Johnny:I know we gotta win the game Gyro but the president told me to kill Jesus
Diego has better ideas.
@@dawnstag7267 eat rocks?
Go ahead and try.
7:16
This meme is really true cuz if you ever go to France you'll see that a lot of people don't know how to speak english even though we learn it at school.
6:40 OK how TF does that even happen? How come nut clog the toilet but toilet paper doesn't? How many nuts would it even take to do that in the first place?! *I have so many questions*
11:41 Sounds like the d*ck game, but that's for series not movies. So here goes:
-A Silent F*ck (A Slient Voice)
-Your F*ck (Your Name)
-F*ck Wars (Summer Wars)
-F*ck With You (Weathering With You)
-5 Centimeters per F*ck (5 Centimeters per Second)
-... (Wolf Children)
6:48 this poster is from a school not too far from mine, and I can confirm that this is not a joke, and the school mentioned had a shooting not too long ago as well. That place is messed up smh
0:47 that does sound like something Kazuma would do
lmao
Excuse me, what the heck
#dankness
Me on Halloween having an excellently spooky time: *:D*
Me on my way home realizing tomorrow is NNN: *D:*
10:23
I have a relative who shot her jaw while doing that, and survived. She needed a lot of facial reconstruction, and it greatly affected her ability to talk. Definitely not recommended.
Hey, why are joysticks named joystick?
They bring you joy even tho it's a stick
New sub here omg your video make me crack out laughing especially those text messages
New boy
yup
fresh meat
welcome to Funny Land™
thanks yall these vids make my day and its a good life im stress free and i get to laugh at memes win win :)
Hey what’s up man, good job, I hope you keep this up
To quote my pal, Jed; “WAAAAAAAASSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!?” -Ghostface
@@Jaqoum_The_Wizard_King lol I’m just waiting for my baby to get home from school I’m 17 btw I have a girlfriend I’m about to propose to soon
5:20 from $38,000 to $20. I can't imagine how much corruption were happening on the old cost.
“yes, i do have a lighter, here ya go buddy ^^”
“*lights one up myself*”
The life of any endangered animal is worth more than the life of a poacher.
what do you use 9mm or 50 cal for the poachers
@@darkmatterdragon4203 guns? Just use a shovel
@@drewdrops234 and a rpg launcher?
@@djaydeved and rpg launcher that shoots a shovel
I don't really care. Every species goes extinct eventually...either because of the climate, some external disaster, disease, or just being killed off by predators. It really doesn't matter which ones get killed off, and it doesn't matter how it happens.
.
But hey...I kinda wanna go be a ranger over there...any excuse to legally shoot humans.
You know this gonna be good when the title screen makes you laugh.
#dankness
dog:*has balls*
humans: ITS CHOPPING TIME
8l
#Dankness
Team Rocket: Jump out of a Disguise
Ash and Pikachu every time: Suprised Pikachu face
11:52 Oh. My. God.... I've got a Jar of Dirt now...
Just a reminder that an Incubus is male, and despite one chart topper, they're pretty evil too.
7:52 "imagine living ina house made of human flesh". Well, that was the first house you lived (for 9 months).
9:34 “Real Gamer hours up in here!”
10:23 He just learned that from Guns Akimbo, didn’t he?
00:52
Oh… frick
14:37 that baby is gonna be a super villain one day
00:10 Happened to me. Ironically enjoyable.
Oh, I can give her millions of children at a time. Wait, that does not sound right. It wasn't supposed to, but it was not supposed to sound like that
They always say ''you are what you eat''. Well, looks like my bullies were right after all! I am a baby
bro normally i like the intros but wtf, i just got threatend for a dog to frick me.
22:52 "Aye I do got a lighter, but watch out it's a twin jet lighter (Turboflame Ranger), There have been many burnt fingers and faces, most of which was Me"
Fuck... damn it rule 63!!! Now I can never think of Pennywise again!!!
Controller prices went from $38,000 to $20... What the fuck were they using before?
6:01 - must've been Traci Lords, back in the day...
Her: He's probably thinking of other women
Him: Roses are red, this night is differentia, my doctor said welcome back, I think I have dementia.
Yes I do have a lighter but I don't use it to smoke, I use it to burn flags instead.
0:48 my guy don't know what universe he is in, it's basically pretechnology time
2:40 some of the funniest shit I have ever heard
"What is overly sexualized but shouldn't be?" Anime mothers
Some lolis as well
@@Kessho72 true
4:30 "I"M FUCKING INVINCIBLE!"
20:54
No lil guy, i don't have a lighter
If pennywise feasts on kids,him giving bjs is his meals.
7:54 you can strip the walls for breakfast
I just noticed what the guy meant buy giving pennywise millions of children at a time 💀
8:16 I never really understood 'sorry for your loss' I just though it made you sound like you killed them
Those are the playhouses we gave our kids in Germany
20:08 if abortion is sin then fornication also is.
14:09 he was close
Her: i bet hes think of other women.
Him: why is she so mad at me for her thoughts?
#dankness
Me: Buys milk from supermarket
Brother:
IS DAD BACK!
1:39 Ummmmmmm, Zuul in the Pool?
Yeah I got nothing
No,i don't have a lighter for you.
Super power: curing all sickness.
French guy just said "I'm sorry but I can't understand" not that difficult. You can ask "Excusez-moi, ou est la gare?"
12:01 The world time stop!!
Sorry Lizard; I don't have a lighter.
Me: you can’t just take money from people for a job!
The government: damn people that’s crazy *counting money from people in debt*
Me: *sad nice person noises*
i could be doing my social studies project, but i'd rather do this
Maybe this can be part of your social studies project
@@es-rh8oo i wish
I don’t get to do projects and can’t do anything for a month
Oh lizard you want me to light your cigarette is sure here's the lighter
i dont have a lighter...
want my flamethrower instead?
wait no im using that...soz dude
0:56 hamstersandw1ch
Yep, of to a good start... Crab doggo will give you crabs ...... Lobster !!
“How powerful are you now you became your username”
😁
04:07 No shame, no respect, no common sense... 🤢🤦
How ironic that I'm currently on reddit
"I'm white and I'm proud, heil!"
12:33 looks like she sure was in a furry to get somewhere
Someone pls tell me what is it at 10:50, I actually don't know, also pls provide sauce if it's that kind of stuffs
It's in the ad (I played this and it played an ad lol)
id be naming that puppy pasta
or macaroni
6:49 I have the ability to teleport to wherever I please
0:10 please have mercy memellion it's NNN
12:32 as a Malaysian, i laughed harder for this🤣☠️
10:49 I am curious
No, I don't have a lighter!
That’s not a crab that’s a lobster
What do you mean, "give her millions at a time"- OOOOooooooh.
By the way, dolphins bad.
**Sad dolphin liker noises**
people don't seem to know the difference between side effect and limit
#dankness
her:he's thinking of other women
him:why tf does that lady always look at me?
They surely have a Hilter fixation in these videos.
0:12
She also rips off arms...
i do have a lighter, but the cigarette isn't the thing I'm lighting... : )
1:37 ghoul in a pool
15:49 911 let's go
0:51
oh no
The lady at the front looks like wendy so i thought it was wendy from Wendy's
Thats a lobster to
yes, i do have a lighter
Hol Ups And Cursed Comments Are The Best😂
Yes, I do have a lighter