Shall we make a habit of recording this man's progress incrementally by reforming the same comment section over and over, but let's say once every 50 videos or so?
10:38 Hold on a minute. Give my guy the credit. Do you have any idea how absolutely destroyed someone would be to find out a crunch looking leaf wasn't actually crunchy? 😭💀🤣
Hi, to everyone out there who hates getting tricked by pngs on google, here’s a tip: If it’s got no squares but when you tap on it, it has squares, that means that it’s a transparent png. So if it has squares before you click on it, it means that it’s fake.
@@Libraryaccount2024 the girl in red is Clara from honkai star rail. She has a passive ability that activates when she gets hit, it summons her robot friend to punch the enemy who hit her. The doctor did the standard hit the knee to get the reflex but the reflex in this case was her robot punching him
1:58 Want bad guy to win. Watch Code Lyoko. Sometimes, the bad guy, even though it is a computer virus, wins... but the heroes resets everything back to normal like it was nothing.
3:24 My night consists of laying on my back, rolling onto my side, getting uncomfortable and rolling onto my stomach, then having trouble breathing cause of the position my head is in and turning onto my back again to repeat the process
2:01 Those stories are out there, and they aren't particularly difficult to find. Here are a few I can think off the top of my head: Avengers: Infinity War Joker (2019) The Boys (the TV show so far) Invincible (comics and TV show) A lot of Game of Thrones Literally most of human history Death always wins in the end And honestly, while most bad guys lose in the end, they still get a lot of wins due to how most stories are structured
I see you have changed the croping, in all honesty I prefer just having the borders instead of the streetching. If this continues I will have to change meme dealer. o7
@@branestron9521 Well my first meme dealer was Clumsy (channel terminated), then I switched to Memellion; I think we should give him time to fix it, but if he doesn't then I'll move to Memenade, Daily Dose Of Memes, or Memelun (to support a small channel.) I hope this was helpful :)
3:23 it’s the only way I can fall asleep, ok? Living with sleep apnea before I got diagnosed, it used to be the only way I COULD sleep… well… temporarily, it would have been a perma snooze if I slept any other way lol
Voldemort - Look at me! Look at me! I want to see you cry I want to watch the light drain from your eyes! Because you will never escape the friendzone! Ron - You've lost old man. Dumbledore - Look at me Ron it's not that you're in the friendzone and it's not how you got there but how you can move forward and change things from now. Ron - You're weak Voldemort and I don't need to listen to you and I feel sorry for you because you'll never feel love nor know friendship.
@@markh.6687 not really. Let's just say my sleeping position is very peculiar to say the least lol. Even tho it takes me almost a hour to even drift off to sleep lmao
Ariel: *calls him after his text*
Him: *accidentally picks up*
All she hears for two hours straight: 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Now, we are on the journey to 10,000 dank memes.
Shall we make a habit of recording this man's progress incrementally by reforming the same comment section over and over, but let's say once every 50 videos or so?
Sure BTW I haven't finished the 1000th meme vid yet
Always have been
0:28 perfect twist
11:05
25:30
10:38 Hold on a minute. Give my guy the credit. Do you have any idea how absolutely destroyed someone would be to find out a crunch looking leaf wasn't actually crunchy? 😭💀🤣
0:30 Awop Jumpscare👀
I was NOT EXPECTING THAT-
4:51
I literally screamed "Holy crap, it's perfect!"
i don’t get it
@@REALLY-cool-guy Stick is shaped like a katana.
am i need that stick if u now what i mean
It really is
@@blueknife7728 yeah
13:17
Lust: Valentine’s Day
Sloth: Sundays
Gluttony: Halloween/Thanksgiving
Envy: Christmas/Birthdays
Greed: Black Friday
Wrath: January 6th
British equivalent of Jan 6th is 5th of Nov
No, Sundays are a day of rest in the Bible; Sloth is living your entire life at rest.
Sloth: Death
7:44 halo fans when aliens are proven real... visibly excited with deathshead grins
Don't forget about some awesome Rock/Metal music to go with it, just because you can.
Hi, to everyone out there who hates getting tricked by pngs on google, here’s a tip: If it’s got no squares but when you tap on it, it has squares, that means that it’s a transparent png. So if it has squares before you click on it, it means that it’s fake.
Look, the only answer for that testing format meme is just a straight faced "anxiety."
That's right, as a stomach sleeper, you normals should fear my power.
same. I DO NOT FEAR YOU!
3:26 sleeping on your stomach is just comfy
Glad to be here to enjoy some memes 😎
Grounded is an amazing game if you haven't played it yet. Unfortunately, as a landscaper, I can't stop thinking about it at work.
agreed.
0:10 that’s a very specialised meme to be on dankness haha
What was the doctor doing?
@@Libraryaccount2024 the girl in red is Clara from honkai star rail. She has a passive ability that activates when she gets hit, it summons her robot friend to punch the enemy who hit her.
The doctor did the standard hit the knee to get the reflex but the reflex in this case was her robot punching him
Doctor: Let me test your reflexes.
Svarog : And I took that personally!
1:58
Want bad guy to win. Watch Code Lyoko. Sometimes, the bad guy, even though it is a computer virus, wins... but the heroes resets everything back to normal like it was nothing.
0:42 to 0:49 is most hilarious shit I've seen today 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
THANK YOU SO MUCH for changing the format back, this is the best
The grind continues
0:30 WTFFFF 😭😭✋✋
18:39 I am standing in my kitchen, eating peanut butter with a spoon because it's not quite dinner time. 🤣
I had a peanut butter sandwich for breakfast.
@@markh.6687 That's ok, protein and carbs.
16:33 we're just gonna ignore how shiny that truck is
0:27 got that whack your Boss superpower edition on
A wolf approves of these memes
Saul goodman approves of this video
2:20 I guess you could say that he has crippling anxiety
You’ve done it! You’ve passed 1000!
3:24 My night consists of laying on my back, rolling onto my side, getting uncomfortable and rolling onto my stomach, then having trouble breathing cause of the position my head is in and turning onto my back again to repeat the process
This is why her dad never wanted her to be with the prince
COLBY!!! - 6:38 plz tell me im not the only one who was excited to see the ghost hunter!
22:15 Oingo Boingo - Little Girls.
I was so happy when LaForge appeared as a meme
#Dankess
Alear: Are You A Ghost?
Marth: Yes, Why?
Alear: Then Why Are You Back?
Marth: You Don’t Wanna Know.
This has made me laugh thank you
Houses are usually robbed during the day, the homeowners & neighbors are assumed to be at work. Most “smart” robbers don’t want to get gunned down.
3:37 As someone who wrote NSFW pieces, there needs to be a certain amount of time between writing and forgetting where I was mentally and financially.
4:13
Omg how, after years of seeing this meme have I just now noticed that's DS3?
19:46 AWOOGA *monke brain neuron activated*
2:01 Those stories are out there, and they aren't particularly difficult to find. Here are a few I can think off the top of my head:
Avengers: Infinity War
Joker (2019)
The Boys (the TV show so far)
Invincible (comics and TV show)
A lot of Game of Thrones
Literally most of human history
Death always wins in the end
And honestly, while most bad guys lose in the end, they still get a lot of wins due to how most stories are structured
The dankist of memes thanks for making them
11:10 Every centimeter changes the game my guy.
Thats not jumping homie. That be banging
The spectacular Spiderman Approves of these fresh memss
0:30 I've heard of under the sea but this is ridiculous!
he went above and beyond
Bro why is this so funny 💀💀💀
7:47 where's luigi's mansion 2?
0:42 everybody knows, misty would be willing
4:54 it's not a stick, it's a katana
20:55 R.I.P the legendary dude from that meme
0:28 nahhhh that’s literally meeeee
3:31
I can personally confirm that they do.
1:59 That's possible if the mc is the bad guy. The Animal, The irony of fate, Dead man's bluff.
Ok, that donut gif has become a huge meme in my friend group because of me. (since before this video was uploaded)
7:55 "the giant enemy spider"
8:48 sad 😔
23:10 dunno, not a Filipino. I mean, I'm named Filipe, but that doesn't make me Filipino
20:52 you know what's funny I have Bluetooth earphones right now
26:15 why does reminding me of daitomodachi's video with the Saibaman option
I see you have changed the croping, in all honesty I prefer just having the borders instead of the streetching. If this continues I will have to change meme dealer. o7
Tell me when you find one I don't like this either
@@branestron9521 Well my first meme dealer was Clumsy (channel terminated), then I switched to Memellion; I think we should give him time to fix it, but if he doesn't then I'll move to Memenade, Daily Dose Of Memes, or Memelun (to support a small channel.) I hope this was helpful :)
4:23 dude what do you mean, we have the release of "The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom"
3:24 guess i'm a demon now
7:50 dont forget conan that boss still gives me nightmares
0:39 yep
0:30 that one I need therapy for💀
3:23 it’s the only way I can fall asleep, ok? Living with sleep apnea before I got diagnosed, it used to be the only way I COULD sleep… well… temporarily, it would have been a perma snooze if I slept any other way lol
2:01 good news infinity war exists, even if it’s temporary
0:28 goddamn
Gluttony and greed have a month a piece. Haven't you ever heard of black friday-christmas?
Traveler You better take the Sword! 4:50
6:36 COLBY BROCK IN A MEMELLION COMPILATION!?😍
Southerners when they see anyone who isn't a southerner..
"Yankee."
4:09 hey! flinging goldfish into the incinerator IS dark enough to tear the world apart! oops..
/j
2:04
Also that guy when America launches nukes: 🤯
Voldemort - Look at me! Look at me! I want to see you cry I want to watch the light drain from your eyes! Because you will never escape the friendzone!
Ron - You've lost old man.
Dumbledore - Look at me Ron it's not that you're in the friendzone and it's not how you got there but how you can move forward and change things from now.
Ron - You're weak Voldemort and I don't need to listen to you and I feel sorry for you because you'll never feel love nor know friendship.
Ron Weasley and the fifth or sixth year stuck in the friendzone
By a conglomerate of idiots
0:28 HOLD UP
#dankness
Her: Don't you dare touch me!
Me: I'm 30 feet from you, baka, and walking the other way!
4:48 " Welpp time for the three dlcs😊
NAH WE AINT GONNA TALK ABOUT HOW OUTTA POCKET THAT ARIEL MEME WAS?
It was more in pocket if ya know what i mean
@@mahks-pectith3179 No, just no
@@mahks-pectith3179 He really do be gettin that fish stick tho
@@LeBaconBoy2306 poseidon exploring the deep abyss
@@mahks-pectith3179 He really went "Under The Sea"
funny stuff. you are awesome.
#dankness
Mom: did you do your work?
Me: I did my work
Also me when I'm trying to sleep: I FORGOT THE WORKKKK-
7:56 You forgot Minecraft, Final Fantasy, and Terraria
That stick was a flintlock rifle and would take me and the boys to the 18th century
8:23 he would be a bit sad instead
0:30 💀
2:03 Miraculous Ladybug.
A cat lover has approved of these memes
i've here before 900 views like a boss
2:29 Why the freak is orphanage censored!? Like, oh no! Parentless kids, sO tErRiBle!
5:39 security breach much
at 0:30 I noticed
Ariels dad Doing Eric
8:48, I-uhm... I have no words
5:37 would you look at that, ToTK came out after about 5 years
widellion
I wish all those guns only cost $12K.
In italie gracias(thanks) is called grazie.
3:31 sometimes if there is nothing better
...
3:24 I sleep on both stomach and side 😇
At the same time??!!
@@markh.6687 not really. Let's just say my sleeping position is very peculiar to say the least lol. Even tho it takes me almost a hour to even drift off to sleep lmao
@@Slimmon132 I feel that; have times I need to be knocked unconscious to get to sleep.
6:55
My mom said "Actually we do have a slur."
"What is it?"
"Californians." 😂
#Dankness
mike i swear to god
thank meme
"Bro 💀"