Teddy Bear the Porcupine's Halloween Feast

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  • Pumpkin, pumpkin, and more pumpkin! What respectable porcupine could resist this Halloween feast? Teddy Bear, the talking porcupine, sure can't resist -- he indulges! Listen carefully, as he's talking with his mouth full. (Sorry fans, Teddy just would NOT wear a costume, we tried!)
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  • @Tapport
    @Tapport 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3683

    Today I learned that anime characters are voiced by porcupines.

    • @badvibesinmysoul2810
      @badvibesinmysoul2810 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Tapport LOL

    • @rtothemutha
      @rtothemutha 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hahahahaa

    • @craftylittlerthings
      @craftylittlerthings 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      He sounds like an Ewok bless him so cute x

    • @Timmering
      @Timmering 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tapport lol

    • @user-yr1dz5pp5i
      @user-yr1dz5pp5i 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      He doesn't sound anything like anime characters. He does however sound like some old Western cartoon characters (eg from Looney Tunes, Mickey Mouse, Tom and Jerry)

  • @bgumdrop
    @bgumdrop 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3910

    I didn't even know porcupines even made a noise...that's so cute

    • @kuroodo_
      @kuroodo_ 9 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Darlin Trejo Humans are boring when they talk cause you're expecting for them to communicate through echolocation....

    • @bgumdrop
      @bgumdrop 9 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I know!!!!!!.....I'm expecting him to speak!

    • @bgumdrop
      @bgumdrop 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sorry I never got a notification!!!! Darlin Trejo

    • @bgumdrop
      @bgumdrop 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ......I'm gonna pretend i didn't read this post Darlin Trejo

    • @bgumdrop
      @bgumdrop 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Omg Darlin Trejo!....I will duct tape your mouth shut. Dude....

  • @omggiiirl2077
    @omggiiirl2077 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1473

    When he says "Ahhh" and "oh yeah" in the right context it makes it even more adorable and hilarious!

  • @JohnBainbridge0
    @JohnBainbridge0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +967

    0:14 I swear that porcupine just tried to say "pumpkin." It came out like "fumff-him" but the inflection was spot on!

    • @crazyredheadgrl
      @crazyredheadgrl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      I agree, he says it a couple times and in another pumpkin video, I'm guessing porcupine are smarter than we think!

    • @CryBlueofZ
      @CryBlueofZ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Now I can't unhear it

    • @joanmjames2495
      @joanmjames2495 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It was! He's like a little man the way he holds his pumpkin.

    • @woodlandcritterpunch
      @woodlandcritterpunch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      around 1:15 is where i can almost hear him say it

    • @yukowolfang8645
      @yukowolfang8645 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He said the n word xD

  • @Kitsune10060
    @Kitsune10060 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2942

    i'm no animal expert
    but that sounds like a happy porcupine if I ever heard one.

    • @CJCroen1393
      @CJCroen1393 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      According to "Why Animals Do The Thing", he is in fact quite happy!

    • @marcusbullock630
      @marcusbullock630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Its actually a warning sound they make, akin to how cats growl over food

    • @STriderFIN77
      @STriderFIN77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      i havet heard those sounds before, and yes, i agree with Happy porcupine 8-) omnom

    • @geoffdearth7360
      @geoffdearth7360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I think he likes it--- Hey Mikey!

    • @rcward
      @rcward 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@marcusbullock630 I think it's half and half. Definitely some "this is mine"

  • @cleric4933
    @cleric4933 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1374

    My only regret in life is that I can not hug this North American porcupine.
    This animal makes the cutest noises imaginable, WHY IS IT NOT DESIGNED FOR HUGS?!??!
    Fate is cruel.

    • @spo616
      @spo616 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kyle Leonard - That’s exactly how I feel too!💙❤️👍🏻👌❤️💙💜💋💋💕💋💋- I guess kissing him would be bad also! 😹💟💟💟

    • @dankhill6851
      @dankhill6851 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      they sound like nibbler, and can make you bleed to death, which is pretty badass

    • @bodyofhope
      @bodyofhope 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Technically you CAN hug him....
      But there will be consequences.

    • @dankhill6851
      @dankhill6851 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      if you had a leather suit it would work

    • @arya31ful
      @arya31ful 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Only if you wear full riot gear or a panoply(full plate armor). Otherwise, free acupuncture!.

  • @antodi1
    @antodi1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1430

    What an adorable food critic. He sounds like he's doing a review of his meal.
    "That's a pretty decent organic pumpkin. There is a nice fruity and earthy smell and a nice glow on the skin. You can tell the farmer was taking great care of it. It is pretty crunchy but in a good way and you can still chew it pretty easily. It is not too green neither too ripe. In your mouth, you first get the tanginess of the fruit, immediately followed by the freshness. And as you chew you can progressively feel the sweetness coming along with the juice."

    • @PingerSurprise
      @PingerSurprise 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      IT'S FOCKING RAWWWW

    • @andradas9688
      @andradas9688 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      he is just loving the pumpkin. The remaining of your message is the result of quarantine. Get some medication.

    • @sabrinamiller3671
      @sabrinamiller3671 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@andradas9688 Chill, they were just kidding around.

    • @Woodside235
      @Woodside235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@andradas9688 NO FUN ALLOWED

    • @QueenMiracle46
      @QueenMiracle46 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      OTAVIO Can you just let people joke around? Calm down. Stop ruining someone else’s fun.

  • @claire-yn2zi
    @claire-yn2zi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    "Pretty good stuff?"
    "Yeah!"
    I might cry, Teddy Bear is SO cute

  • @Crixa
    @Crixa 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1275

    Can I be as happy with my life as that guy is with his pumpkin?

    • @twally87
      @twally87 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      yes, you may

    • @Pianoman999
      @Pianoman999 7 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      No...no you can't. Welcome to human

    • @LuvsPitTs
      @LuvsPitTs 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yes!

    • @jasonantigua6825
      @jasonantigua6825 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      SabineAmnell Never

    • @brentleatherman
      @brentleatherman 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I hope so, but I honestly don't think it's possible.

  • @lotusbandicoot
    @lotusbandicoot 7 ปีที่แล้ว +949

    I love how some of his vocalizations actually sound like English.
    0:54 "I like it. I like it, like it, like it, like it!"

    • @mypetcrow9873
      @mypetcrow9873 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      lotusbandicoot What, you expect him to exclaim in French?

    • @TheBayzent
      @TheBayzent 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I hear "pumkin" everytime he eats pumpkins.

    • @craftylittlerthings
      @craftylittlerthings 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      And ‘oh yeah’ when she asked was it nice lol he is a little Ewok

    • @lisamartin3734
      @lisamartin3734 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He is very vocal and he makes his voice heard. I never thought porcupines could be this expressive. Very cute you are Teddy !!

    • @Reth_Hard
      @Reth_Hard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Me, pretending to be talking in english, 1990, colorized.

  • @flobwad
    @flobwad 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    I’ve been on this earth for 26 years and I NEVER knew porcupines made that noise! So super cute!

  • @SuicidalBeatz
    @SuicidalBeatz 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

    The way he stops at 2:33 like he’s lost in thought for a minute…..then immediately resumes the feast is too good.

    • @gabrieltrujillo957
      @gabrieltrujillo957 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      That wasn't a minute it was barely a second

  • @lyndalovon
    @lyndalovon 8 ปีที่แล้ว +669

    OMG i've never heard a porcupine talk before! wow!

    • @rohanb2711
      @rohanb2711 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Lynda Williams Errm, they don't "Talk"

    • @twitch6969S
      @twitch6969S 8 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      +rohanb2711 Shhh, you won't hear what it is saying

    • @airbud1997
      @airbud1997 8 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      +rohanb2711 But but he just did!

    • @osimmac
      @osimmac 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      +rohanb2711 it sorta was talking in the sense it was responding to its owner speaking. you don't know anything about porcupines or how smart they are/could be. I'm sure it doesn't understand English, but it seems smarter than a dog or cat.

    • @zencoyotegrimgrin
      @zencoyotegrimgrin 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Mike Cammiso Hey Mike Cammiso, how about you step off, fool? You don't know what that guy does and doesn't know about porcupine communication. For all you know, he could have a doctorate in ethology. Wouldn't you feel silly then?

  • @horseshoe344
    @horseshoe344 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1102

    I swear he actually said pumpkin

    • @wtf7476
      @wtf7476 8 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      +horseshoe344 he did. But he had a mouth full of pumpkin so it wasn't that clear :D

    • @jamesfield2442
      @jamesfield2442 7 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      He really tried

    • @javierp8978
      @javierp8978 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      1:16 pretty sure he did

    • @kareninalabama
      @kareninalabama 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He also pretty clearly says "MY corn!" (and rather angrily too) on this video about 47 seconds in.
      th-cam.com/video/UGz8jcbJjRw/w-d-xo.html

    • @kareninalabama
      @kareninalabama 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@javierp8978 : he DID!

  • @turtlesloth
    @turtlesloth ปีที่แล้ว +225

    I just shared this video with the wonderful nurses at my chemotherapy treatment. You and Teddy made a lot of people very happy, today. Nine years on and still making smiles. Way to go, Teddy!

    • @Saturn-Matrix
      @Saturn-Matrix ปีที่แล้ว

      Chemo kills more often than cancer, doctors get 20k or more to prescribe it. Depopulation

    • @turtlesloth
      @turtlesloth ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Saturn-Matrix Why on Earth would you spew forth such a comment? I could go on about the symbiotic battle that is chemotherapy, but you and your type won’t even listen. Just sad. Did you like the porcupine? Dick.

    • @Saturn-Matrix
      @Saturn-Matrix ปีที่แล้ว

      @@turtlesloth Why? If you're getting scammed wouldn't you want to know? I won't listen? I just dropped straight facts for YOUR benefit and this is how you reply. Wake up sheep, the truth about cancer and thus it's cure it is withheld not for profit but for depopulation. The treatment kills more than cancer. Does doctors getting paid to prescribe a treatment more deadly than the disease make any sense to you? I'm confronted with pure cognitive dissonance right now; When you sheeple are presented with new information that challenges your beliefs, you perceive it as a threat and respond aggressively. Honestly, your kind are the one's not listening. You're the chemo victim, that's sad

    • @McDuders
      @McDuders ปีที่แล้ว +7

      They deserve it!!! For sure

  • @blessed7927
    @blessed7927 4 ปีที่แล้ว +420

    It sounds like hes saying “oh boy””!”
    “Its good!” “Yum yum!” Haha! And “get back!” Lol

    • @SanamJanamian
      @SanamJanamian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I keep hearing "get back" too!

    • @sweetcinnamonpnchkin
      @sweetcinnamonpnchkin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      One part sounded like “quite right, quite right”

    • @heeyou1925
      @heeyou1925 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😅

    • @crazyredheadgrl
      @crazyredheadgrl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm pretty sure he says pumpkin a couple times too

    • @brendatrujillo2666
      @brendatrujillo2666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I heard it too! Wonderful, charming creature!

  • @Athelind
    @Athelind 8 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    I WANT TO HUG HIM SO MUCH
    IT WOULD BE SUCH A BAD IDEA

  • @MakeSushi1
    @MakeSushi1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +842

    didn't know porcupines could be so cute!

  • @craftylittlerthings
    @craftylittlerthings 4 ปีที่แล้ว +402

    He is adorable. Sounds like he is saying ‘oh yeah’ when being asked if it’s good lol

    • @kurvos
      @kurvos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don't try to anthropomorphise him. While his noises are cure and adorable, they are meant to be warning noises.

    • @craftylittlerthings
      @craftylittlerthings 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      kurvos I’m 61 years old so I don’t need to be told what the noises are, you obviously speak animal so well that you of course know!!!

    • @kurvos
      @kurvos 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@craftylittlerthings Being old and being knowledgable aren't the same things.

    • @craftylittlerthings
      @craftylittlerthings 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      kurvos I didn’t say they were the same thing, but I’ve managed to get to this age without a rude ignorant person telling what an animal is doing. I said he is adorable...yes he is, but we have a video between us. When I said it ‘SOUNDS’ like he is saying oh yeah when being asked if it was good, it was just that a sound. So don’t try to make me out an idiot. I do hope you gone and told all the males and females replying on here that they are wrong and only you are right, because that’s how it comes over as. Also if you read further noises that these animals make are used for filming movies, so I guess the movie makers are all idiots as well are they!

    • @chrisw5742
      @chrisw5742 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@craftylittlerthings It can definitely talk :-)

  • @meowsaystheemo
    @meowsaystheemo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +366

    I come back to this every Autumn. God bless Teddy.

    • @jordanbridges
      @jordanbridges 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Better come back

    • @Kasei87
      @Kasei87 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I come back to this every time I see a porcupine video; they simply don't stack up to Teddy.

  • @bluedistortions
    @bluedistortions 7 ปีที่แล้ว +760

    478 pumpkins disliked this video.

    • @doctyler5382
      @doctyler5382 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      bluedistortions - Amazing isn't it? How can you NOT like this video? Teddys cute...

    • @zanleisavnieks3746
      @zanleisavnieks3746 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Too funny...

    • @FleanSyn
      @FleanSyn 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

    • @Ordered_Steps
      @Ordered_Steps 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They are 478 devils,👿! they are not pumpkins! 🍊

    • @ayndie38
      @ayndie38 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂

  • @HS74AB9
    @HS74AB9 6 ปีที่แล้ว +673

    going out on a limb here...This is number one video of all time, period.
    Teddy for president !! He's got the hair.

    • @fuzzywzhe
      @fuzzywzhe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      As long as he doesn't start a new pointless never ending war like Obama and Bush did, I'll vote for him.

    • @ChrisComley
      @ChrisComley 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Makes more sense too.

    • @gabrieltrujillo957
      @gabrieltrujillo957 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Also got a personality. But in his case I guess that would make it a porcupinality.

  • @kenallison2466
    @kenallison2466 4 ปีที่แล้ว +340

    He sounds like an Ewok from Star Wars.

    • @THEDOORIZCLOSED
      @THEDOORIZCLOSED 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yub Nub!

    • @juneberry1982
      @juneberry1982 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      My first thought too!!!

    • @Shigawire
      @Shigawire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Absolutely. My first thought: "Some creature from SW"

    • @WillBill6143
      @WillBill6143 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No, he sounds more like a Jawa.

  • @stephm8579
    @stephm8579 4 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    If im sad or having a bad chronic pain day. I watch teddy, hes so darn cute and makes me smile

    • @MojiBeau
      @MojiBeau 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I also come here to smile on bad pain days. Hope you’re finding relief

  • @evey-chan1054
    @evey-chan1054 8 ปีที่แล้ว +474

    1:25 sounds like he's saying "so much fun" :)

    • @OPCL1320
      @OPCL1320 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Evey- chan lmao oh ya so true I love it

    • @cuppatae834
      @cuppatae834 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      OH MY GOD IT DOES

    • @diegoferreyra8166
      @diegoferreyra8166 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Dear god

    • @arandomstrangerontheintern2954
      @arandomstrangerontheintern2954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      NO WAY!

    • @resurgingflame
      @resurgingflame 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Damn when I read this, I was actually just watching that part. Even before I finished reading ur comment I heard that statement then I was like wait what? The porcupine can talk? Lol😂😂

  • @ThatOneShortieHo
    @ThatOneShortieHo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +423

    HE SOUNDS LIKE A LITTLE SQUEAKY-TOY. I WANT 50 OF THEM

    • @ThatOneShortieHo
      @ThatOneShortieHo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Because cuteness

    • @insanitaniadimentia1968
      @insanitaniadimentia1968 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@redsoxvette tf

    • @soju81
      @soju81 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What happens when all 50 wanna sleep on your bed with you? 😲

    • @hollow6189
      @hollow6189 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@soju81 you'll never be able to get out your bed

    • @ThatOneShortieHo
      @ThatOneShortieHo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Freedom Justice well arent you a fun one huh

  • @LifeAsAnonymous
    @LifeAsAnonymous 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    I LOVE THIS LITTLE MAN 😭

  • @quietastronaut
    @quietastronaut 2 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    In all seriousness, this content exceeds what youtube was ever meant to be able to convey. It's straight up like a message from god.

    • @pinkdeckenergy
      @pinkdeckenergy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes!!!!!!!!

    • @alinab7304
      @alinab7304 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The quality of this comment is definitely on par with the video!

  • @debcar573
    @debcar573 7 ปีที่แล้ว +379

    I'm feeling quite down tonight so I just had to watch Teddy Bear eating and his adorable talking. He makes my day. Thanks for sharing such a beautiful animal.

    • @CyalaXiao
      @CyalaXiao 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      hope youre feeling better :p!

  • @cutepiku
    @cutepiku 8 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    I desire to hug him.

    • @TheKrensada
      @TheKrensada 8 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      +cutepiku do you also have a desire to sit on a large cactus while doing it?

    • @MireVale
      @MireVale 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I want to wear a hedgehog as a hat

    • @SonOfMeme
      @SonOfMeme 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      +cutepiku You could propably stroke his widdle nose.

    • @jamesporter571
      @jamesporter571 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Katie Zientek Look up "Snickers the Friendly Porcupine" and see what happens to the guy he climbs on

    • @lairdriver
      @lairdriver 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Like a crown of thorns or something?

  • @rockon1021
    @rockon1021 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    I swear to god this porcupine can talk. I’m amused, highly interested and really creeped out.

  • @HunterJE
    @HunterJE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    I love that this goes around the internet again every year about this time

    • @CryBlueofZ
      @CryBlueofZ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You look very nice in your profile picture

    • @francsilveria7651
      @francsilveria7651 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wait for it to come around each year too.

  • @Backiinthegame
    @Backiinthegame 8 ปีที่แล้ว +406

    This is just the kind of stuff you need to get through life. news of bombings and shootings,pressured to do well in academics, college applications,being broke,sports,things that cause stress which seems to be like 90% of all things and events now.
    this is like one of those pockets of air you luckily run into to keep you going through of life.
    thank you mr porcupine for you have made my day.

    • @theshaolin2391
      @theshaolin2391 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Definitely. Ted is life affirming.

    • @TheDocktor144
      @TheDocktor144 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Jason Yu amazingly said

    • @trixiepixie5168
      @trixiepixie5168 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      your gonna put bombings and shootings up there with collage applications and sports? I'm sorry but you need to learn the difference between things that are tramatic and the things that stress people out.

    • @Backiinthegame
      @Backiinthegame 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Matt Jocobs do you need a snickers.
      sorry i cant break down into tears after seeing something happen on the news. Its unfortunate but you see it ,take in what happened,learn from it,and move on. especially if you weren't involved with it.
      if it happened to ones i love then yes, it would be traumatic.
      if you're talking halfway across the world, something I have no connection to I am sorry to inform you that in general most people will do is say "wow,again?" or "thats awful".
      Especially so right now in the U.S where many are trigger happy and that the East as usual is under attack by extremists.
      Anyways,I think its actually you that needs to learn a little something. I grouped up what I said not based on the severity of the issue, but what personally causes me stress. Again, Im a realistic person and if you have problem with that,I can care less.
      Besides that, you have a extrafantastical day friend

    • @PetroniusArbiter2
      @PetroniusArbiter2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You don't need to apply to anybody to make a collage. You wanna make a collage, you just get out some scissors and paper and glue and stuff, and you just do it.

  • @SLAUGHTERAMA
    @SLAUGHTERAMA 7 ปีที่แล้ว +717

    --Teddy's inner monologue-
    "Silence, human. The pumpkin gods have rewarded me this day, and I shall feast like the Kings of Gaul. My adorable mewls of delight are not for thine craven ears - "Paanyannn", I declare! "Paanyannn" indeed!"

    • @lmbarak
      @lmbarak 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This is crazy epic

    • @khaza1wolfgurl
      @khaza1wolfgurl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      YAAAS

    • @gayborgcube6432
      @gayborgcube6432 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *grumbles* QUAAAARK!! If you smuggle one more earth animal onto the station I'm going to have you take you to the brig

    • @sonicboy678
      @sonicboy678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I can hear ProZD...

    • @draw2death421
      @draw2death421 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No its acxually:
      Hello everyone! I'm Ted Bear and today im going to show you how to survive! Try to keep up!

  • @michaelmelling9333
    @michaelmelling9333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    I love how kind she is to the little fellow.

  • @patrickdalton3918
    @patrickdalton3918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Luv how Teddy seems to answer your questions, he's a happy porcupine. 🥰

  • @xbatusai
    @xbatusai 9 ปีที่แล้ว +614

    He sounds like those characters from Banjo Kazooie

    • @derpderpieson6334
      @derpderpieson6334 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      xbatusai Hahahaha he does! Never thought of that before you said it

    • @YY4Me133
      @YY4Me133 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Or, like Cousin Itt, from _The Addams Family._

    • @ChrisShabsin
      @ChrisShabsin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Don't feed him after midnight.

  • @JenAnistonfan1
    @JenAnistonfan1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Woman: "Good boy teddy!"
    Porcupine: "Yeah!!"

  • @ghostscantkill
    @ghostscantkill 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    He sounds like Cousin It from the Addams family.

    • @warrenpeace8729
      @warrenpeace8729 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ghostscantkill that’s what I said lol, looks like him too

    • @ghostscantkill
      @ghostscantkill 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@warrenpeace8729 lol! Perhaps they were indeed the inspiration.

  • @quietastronaut
    @quietastronaut 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    I have actual tears in my eyes. This was literally life-altering

    • @ipsonmin
      @ipsonmin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Your pfp says it all

  • @jackiebrown7077
    @jackiebrown7077 7 ปีที่แล้ว +452

    so many cute sounds!! What a sweetie.

    • @dakarguy951
      @dakarguy951 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      right

    • @victoriaanaredding8915
      @victoriaanaredding8915 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I worked with exotics for over 10 years. Contrary to popular belief, porcupines cannot "shoot" their quils. When they feel threatened, by a fox, dog, bear, etc, they puff up to look bigger and then turn their back to the preditor...when they then try to bite, they get a mouth, face, and paws full of quils! If the quils are not removed, they get deeper and can migrate through the entire body, often killing the preditor! They, otherwise are very docile and calm. They are also very smart! And as one commenter said below, they are like a giant happy hamster!!! I love porcupines!!! They are very cute, and sweet!

    • @jackiebrown7077
      @jackiebrown7077 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thanks Victoria, I didn't know this. :)

    • @betsybarnicle8016
      @betsybarnicle8016 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      nom nom nom

  • @imperatorfuriosa1144
    @imperatorfuriosa1144 8 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    We had these buggers under the house and in the woods behind the house when we lived in Alaska.
    The ones under sounded like they were eating the freaking floor away. Had no idea what they were til I caught one on camera coming out from underneath early in the morning.
    I also heard these weird high pitch giggle noises in the woods at night before I realized it was them. I could see how back in the day the natives might have mistaken them for something more like an impish 'being' so to speak. They really do sound weird at night in the dark. Creepy even. D:

  • @helenpruzan6970
    @helenpruzan6970 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    I watch him ,I start hysterically laughing and I forget about anything stressful!

    • @lisamartin3734
      @lisamartin3734 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Something about Teddy is so adorable !!!

    • @helenpruzan6970
      @helenpruzan6970 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lisamartin3734 The way he talks!!!🤣🤣🤣

    • @andreabaker1330
      @andreabaker1330 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      helen pruzan me too!! His voice is the happiest gibberish ever! Makes me so happy🥰

  • @babybuzzie7276
    @babybuzzie7276 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    There’s the perfect remedy for depression. And yes I want to pet him as well😘

    • @Shigawire
      @Shigawire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Just don't pet him the wrong way.. :)

  • @drseafrog
    @drseafrog 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    2:08 "I think you finished that one."
    T: "HEY!!"
    "Here's another one"
    T: "What are you doing?"
    "I'll put it right here."
    T: "Thank you, thank you, thank you!"

  • @lindamcdonald6560
    @lindamcdonald6560 7 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Is it just me, or does he sound like COUSIN IT from the original Adams Family show?!! Wow!

    • @alanaf.3186
      @alanaf.3186 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Linda McDonald Omg I thought same thing

    • @julierobichaud6393
      @julierobichaud6393 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      YES!🤣

    • @julierobichaud6393
      @julierobichaud6393 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kind of resembles Cousin It too!❤

    • @facesbysusanna
      @facesbysusanna 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      YES!!!!!!!!!

    • @Em-fz5uh
      @Em-fz5uh 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      haha he really does. He would be a great pet for him.

  • @Mommasword
    @Mommasword 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Between 1:35 to 1:55 he kept trying to say good pumpkin. This is so cool, like the talking birds. I didnt know they could repeat words, i think he gets taught as long as she keeps repeating certain words like good, mine, pumpkin and the other video of his corn! So cute love it!!!

  • @whitexchina
    @whitexchina 4 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    Sounds like he speaks german: Gut, lecker, ja, lecker!

  • @samfeldstein4498
    @samfeldstein4498 7 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Porcupine eating pumpkins. Sounds like something you'd find in an ABC book LOL

  • @coughii
    @coughii 7 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    2:30
    "Pretty good stuff?"
    "Yeah!"

  • @carsb121
    @carsb121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I could listen to him talk for hours!!! SO darling & communicative! Makes perfect sense to me! LOVE! !! 💗

  • @inkazsownwords
    @inkazsownwords 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Every time I am feeling sad I watch this video because Teddy makes the cutest noise in the world and it fills me with joy.

  • @TheSweetestPea94
    @TheSweetestPea94 7 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    I love this video so much. He's so festive and happy.

  • @MegaPeachPrincess
    @MegaPeachPrincess 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I've never wanted to cuddle a spiny creature more in my entire life.

  • @adrianwoodson996
    @adrianwoodson996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Words can't express how adorable this little fellow is 😍😍😍

  • @hayhay509
    @hayhay509 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    9 years later and still i come here every october to watch this lil' guy enjoy his pumpkin. i wish i could enjoy pumpkin as much as Teddy.

  • @Alyssa82
    @Alyssa82 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Im glad this is a wildlife rescue centre and not some random person feeding - thanks for giving these critters a home Allison :)
    Too often, people buy exotic pets on a whim then abandon them when they're too much work or they find out they are not allowed in their city or town.

  • @CooperCarr
    @CooperCarr 8 ปีที่แล้ว +286

    1:24 Oh that's good

    • @vanessah3461
      @vanessah3461 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      +Cooper Carr I can't unhear that now haha. So cute!

    • @FiresGameX
      @FiresGameX 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Cooper Carr Wii Fit trainer

    • @goodsirknight
      @goodsirknight 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Cooper Carr made me laugh so hard man, classic!

    • @SirMustachio100
      @SirMustachio100 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +TheMrTape omg

    • @RichBriere
      @RichBriere 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      +TheMrTape Mr Tape..(who is in fact not a Mister at all...cuz he's 12)..Would you mind removing your post? Why SHOW everyone here that you have an IQ considerably less than that of "Teddy".

  • @calliecrandall9813
    @calliecrandall9813 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    He's adorable. It sounds like he can say words:thankyou for the yummy pumpkin,that's what I hear lol

  • @jennifergrove2368
    @jennifergrove2368 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    In the one where he's eating corn on the cob, he actually says "Lekker"! (Dutch for "Tasty".)

  • @THEGlassIED
    @THEGlassIED 8 ปีที่แล้ว +765

    What kind of dog is that?

    • @52Ryano
      @52Ryano 8 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      It's not a dog. It's a tortoise. In a shell

    • @danbowman318
      @danbowman318 8 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      +lurre55 did you really think THEGlassIED thought that was a dog?

    • @robnelson1609
      @robnelson1609 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +THEGlassIED - Pet it and find out.

    • @Niotekk
      @Niotekk 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      lurre55 It is also an advantage to understand a joke.

    • @Connor-km2sv
      @Connor-km2sv 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      this isn't a fucking joke, THEglassIED

  • @brundlefly
    @brundlefly 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Very cute. Also, this woman has a very soothing voice.

  • @bear1568
    @bear1568 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Rough day today. I went straight to Teddy videos to feel better.

  • @followthelaw8722
    @followthelaw8722 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    That's how I act when I'm eating Snickers bar.

  • @DarkSektori
    @DarkSektori 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I can't help but thinking that what this porcupine is saying. Probably "if you touch my pumpkin bad things will happen to you.

  • @Gryffster
    @Gryffster 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Which just goes to show that even if your a bit of a prickly character you can still be lovable.

  • @elizabethjohnson7294
    @elizabethjohnson7294 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I think this is the cutest thing I've ever seen. Such a happy, vocal Porcupine.

  • @piroskaracz3621
    @piroskaracz3621 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    How precious is that!!??❤️❤️😇❤️😇❤️ Teddy's voice is like Alvin the Chipmunk😍

  • @chrisherself
    @chrisherself 8 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    HOLY SHIT PORCUPINES MAKE NOISES

    • @rebeccalamb8170
      @rebeccalamb8170 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      +chrisherself Really cute noises, too!

    • @NeonRainGeo
      @NeonRainGeo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +chrisherself Never heard them before hah. They sound a bit like cousin Itt from addams family.

  • @funkybenzoyl1301
    @funkybenzoyl1301 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I’ve seen this video at least 10 times by now. It keeps getting recommended to me, and I keep watching it. Never gets old.

  • @mikesmith406
    @mikesmith406 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Who the F would dislike this

  • @cynthiatrombetta4655
    @cynthiatrombetta4655 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    😂Teddy is adorable. Now I know who voiced Cousin It for Addams Family!😂

  • @I_Am_SciCurious
    @I_Am_SciCurious 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    If you asked a biologist why porcupines evolved quills, they would likely tell you it was to prevent them from being eaten by other animals. However, porcupines clearly evolved them to prevent the species from being cuddled to death by humans who find them unbelievably adorable.

  • @artdematteis471
    @artdematteis471 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    He is beautiful! This is another example of the love between humans and animals. Nothing like it! God Bless this beautiful baby!

  • @JonjonWasHere
    @JonjonWasHere 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love how cute porcupine noises are

  • @michelemanuel414
    @michelemanuel414 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Too funny 😂 too cute. He's "talking"! He's really loving his food! Such a "personality" too!

  • @Michelle-iq2yp
    @Michelle-iq2yp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I never new that porcupines sound like that... life complete.

  • @raggedyanarchist
    @raggedyanarchist 8 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    Things I've learned from TH-cam #347: Porcupines make the second-cutest noise EVER (the first, of course, being turtles humping shoes).

    • @shup132
      @shup132 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Ruby Doomsday No, number one is the Pika (watch the David Attenborough clip of the Pika)

    • @raggedyanarchist
      @raggedyanarchist 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      +shup132 Pikas live near me, and yes they are VERY cute. They make a sound like a little party favor. :)

    • @_Miyano
      @_Miyano 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cutest sounds ever!

    • @Bacxaber
      @Bacxaber 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ʰᵃᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉʰʰʰʰʰ

  • @nalasimba
    @nalasimba 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    He says "yes" and "yum yum yum!" Yes. But, I'm sure I also heard "I don't know!" and "what the hell?" He is so chatty and gorgeous. More please!

  • @lyndaforest6680
    @lyndaforest6680 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Ohhhhh My Word.... if Y'all only knew how much I adore this sweet little guy!!!
    His bantering and chatting it up with his Mom just puts an instant smile on my face...
    Even on my most horrible hair days, he has me smilin'....
    Keep on chatting away Teddybear...Luvs ya 💕❣️

  • @fatpowerful
    @fatpowerful 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Thank you Ron funches for bringing me here. This is my new, restore faith in humanity clip.

  • @Casandraelf
    @Casandraelf 10 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    i love how chatty he is ^^

  • @ethanpf1470
    @ethanpf1470 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    My entire life.....
    I didn't know that porcupines made that sound!!!
    That just made my day 😃

  • @chrissietina
    @chrissietina 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I can be having the worst day ever as soon as I see Teddy's videos and hear his sweet voice my bad day fades away. Thank you for sharing your videos of Teddy.

  • @LCdrDerrick
    @LCdrDerrick 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That bugger gives the watcher an almost toxic load of cuteness look&sound. I'd buy me kevlar clothes just to hug him.

  • @alexcoffey8804
    @alexcoffey8804 7 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    Someone should tell Teddy not to talk with his mouth full.

  • @rebekahb4840
    @rebekahb4840 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    the ending 😭
    "good boy teddy"
    "thanks!!"

  • @thewideawakeclub4843
    @thewideawakeclub4843 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    0:53 Lady: Looks Good.
    Teddy: Like a pumpkin. Omg he’s human. 😂😂
    1:06 I’m fine, or it’s mine.
    1:24 ‘It’s quite nice.’ 😂😂

    • @Diegovz01
      @Diegovz01 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I hear: "Like a pumpkin baby"

  • @Dalianilla
    @Dalianilla 10 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Literally crying. He is way too CUTE!

    • @aliciasmith7804
      @aliciasmith7804 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I totally agree!! If I'm having a bad day I just watch him and my heart fills up with happiness from this little guy!!

  • @chris-hayes
    @chris-hayes 7 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    i gotta say you have such a model female voice, like you're the person that lives in my gps

    • @Captain_MonsterFart
      @Captain_MonsterFart 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I'm not sure that's a compliment.

    • @HiVizCamo
      @HiVizCamo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "At the next intersection, make a legal u-turn, even though you will look like a complete a-hole to other motorists"

  • @samhersir
    @samhersir 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I cant even... too cute.... overload imminent!! *dies from cuteness overload.

  • @Gildedpossum
    @Gildedpossum 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    7 years later and this is still the joy of my life

  • @RichTerrana
    @RichTerrana 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I just can't help but thinking, if this was me, I would go to pet him/hug him like I would a dog, and only then remember why that was a bad idea... LOL!

  • @KyoSunbringer
    @KyoSunbringer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    >BRAIN, this is heart. What the HELL is going on!? Why are my systems critical?
    >Heart, this is brain. We have a class ten cute factor going on out here.
    >Brain this is heart. God help us all.

    • @briantower343
      @briantower343 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What are talking abou?

  • @yeshuabride-sherry3025
    @yeshuabride-sherry3025 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I just found Teddy Bear and since there haven't been any videos in 5 years I'm worried about him.

  • @sebdoom
    @sebdoom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I used to be a man. Then I saw this Teddypine. What could even more melt a heart ?

  • @mgtowmapmaker8741
    @mgtowmapmaker8741 8 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    WTF? I had no idea that porcupines spoke the same language as Cousin It.

  • @erestorhalfelvan7676
    @erestorhalfelvan7676 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Am I the only one hearing the porcupine say: Ah yummy, yummy when he first started eating.

  • @ellywinterquist8086
    @ellywinterquist8086 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I don't care what anyone thinks of me when I say " I can watch and listen to this little darling porcupine all the time and not be bored at all." Teaddybear is just too cute to watch and listen to I didn't know they even had a voice. In some parts he sounds like he is saying good pumpkin and good... I love it!!!!!😊

  • @orlybabe
    @orlybabe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Imagine how sad is it to have a little creature sooo cute and speaks English but you can’t pet it or hold it pick it up cuddle n kiss 😢