In the future cars are fugly and still run on dinosaur liquid. The only thing they got right was -Pandemics killed most of the animals -All food is vegan since there is no more animals -The world climate went to sht -everyone is an antisocial A-hole.
@@lordrefrigeratorintercoole288 "The only thing they got right was" and it is not a projection of 'what sci-fi thinks 2016' but 80th-90th. The aesthetics are wonderful overall if you are cogent of the cyberpunk of the past.
@@lordrefrigeratorintercoole288 No, not all food is vegan. They have synthetic meat, meat produced by growing cells into meat (actually possible IRL) and Synth milk.
@@lordrefrigeratorintercoole288 I think not the pandemics killed the animals, the people did because the animals spread pandemics. I think they said it once in a TV-show
@@Yusuke_Denton there are not many instance in the game to just relax and enjoy the city, when you are not doing any mission there's not much to do so you generally miss many of the little details that give life to the city
@@a-10wartaboo77 I never played gta so for me, this was new. I can't speak to how impressive something is if I've never played it. Only so much time in the day.
Meets Us Cracks in public: broken Japanese english Meets Us Cracks in private: speaks perfect english Love the fact they’re secretly making jabs at the Japanese too 😅.
Hey, it aint Cyberpunk without rampant Japanophobia/philia, just like the original genre. There's also a clothing store clerk that puts on the accent but V sees through it in a second.
Us Cracks are marketed as a Japanese band. Kinda makes sense for them to play up their Japanese factor for the idol factor infront of the camera, even if they're all half-American.
Red menace is decked out with combat tech. It made sense why she managed to pluck the gun from Kerrys hand and play it off as a joke. She must secretly be some kinda merc or retired agent type
We can notice that Red instantly step up when Kerry pointing gun at them while the other 2 girls tremble in fears, after the mission with Blue Moon i sure she was ready for combat at that time.
I'm actually bummed out they didnt do more with these gals the mission with blue moon really had me thinking were we gonna get a samurai experience 2.0 as these girls join us for a run and gun nuclear blowout like johnny
Felt like yet more cut content. After you save Blue Moon's life she just texts you and then that's it, haha. I was hoping for at least a romance encounter *cough*
Ziggy is such an a-hole in every show haha. Why haven't I seen this on ingame TV before? There's a lot of stuff I missed. Once you get to the point of "Meet Hanako at Embers" there's only 2 things in every TV station constantly looping.
@@BHRamsay I mean like, "Hey I bought us a cheep throw-away car for tonight. Lets go Blow Up the UsCrack's performance equipment! What a prank!" -- Kind of Trouble. That's a real special friendship you got with that level of trust
@@MichaelDavis-mk4me he could be around in the game I personally don't know but I seen the other news reporter the women who says the news aswell. I seen her on the streets reporting stuff 😂 with a camera man.
I love how at max streetcred, everyone seems to know V is responsible for everything and anything. It's kinda like the silly fan theories that everyone knows Batman's identity but plays along.
"so how do you say it ass cracks?" at least its not just me that thinks their name is just asking for trouble with the jokes that can be made from it lol
Of course it’s intentional, yeah, because on one of the in car radio channels the hostess literally says “that was the latest hit single by the Ass Cracks”. Just beautiful.
@@diemonika yeah it sucks.... the higher ups pressured the shit out of the dev team and the whole dev team was telling them that the game wasn't ready so they was forced to push out a broken game and cut a bunch of content out.
Cyberpunk 2078... The whole game is riding along with Kerry and the US cracks girls on a world tour getting into and out of trouble. The show must go on
I did the quests and at first I thought it was some voice talent error (suddenly the girls speaking with a normal American accent)... took me a while to finally realize that they're faking the Japanese accent... :S
I wish they would let us collect the outfits of some of the storyline characters the us cracks and Alts White Net runner suit and Bug Bears unique outfit and Judys and Panams and Rivers coat and Reeds Coat oh not to mention the many cool clothes items that are on the NPC characters of NC , anyway a clothing expansion DLC or update is needed and visual cyber Wear oh why not gold and silver skin stuff like Lizzy has? It would go great with the Head item she gave us!
The reason its in lower frame the videos,its because its on the bases of artificial universe,for them in that universe its something normal,its like in our universe speed of light its looked at 300000 km s in there universe it could be just 30000 km s in another univers lets say we are a simulation it could be 3bilion km per secound
You're operating under the assumption that things get better in the Cyberpunk future. They don't. It's a dystopia. In some ways the technology is more advanced, but it also means quality isn't widely available.
I didnt even know this was a thing until finishing the game lol. By some weird twist of fate, the Blue Moon quest with the stalker was the final quest I got in my entire 100% playthrough!!!! And I replayed it more than any other quest just to see every possible ending and interaction! I just got obsessed with her, was imagining a text line by V saying 'well now I might be your new stalker cause I'm liking you' or something haha! Was amazed when you first do it and hear her talk and realize Oh, they actually speak perfect accent-less English, it's all just a show lol.
Blue Moon is the "softest" (personality wise) of the trio. Her optics are also the least extreme. Blue Moon is the "serious relationship" material, while Purple Force and Red Menace (especially) are the ones to pick for doing the kinky stuff you can't tell anybody about.
The critique on this is amazing. It makes a cohesive discussion about how brainless culture works. In one side we have a ultra violent city as Nightcity , with people dying by straight up violence or just being deceived by corpos about their products, and on the other side what is being sold to the people is the most stupid-cute-ass-non-invasive-questioning music ever. Yeah, IT IS the best music to listen in you car while doing evil biz around the game, exactly because it represents how absurd an anarchocapitalist society can go. Their song has this dumb aura, while you perceive all the decadence and destruction around you knowing that reality is being silenced by those who got power. It is pretty much how anime works nowadays. There are some good ones, like Akira or even Ergo Proxy, but most of it represents the modus operandi of the failure of a fascist culture, as we see in japan and many others.
I don’t know why but I love the fact that those accents are legitimately fake 😂
lol me too, it's a nice little touch in the game
Fake it 'till you make it. 😂
There's a clothing vendor who has a fake accent, too. With the right dialogue choice, she'll break character and drop the accent.
@@samjackson1895 "Ain't fooling me, Japenese people don't talk like that" I laughed so hard when V noticed.
@@samjackson1895 yaaaas so good😂
Us cracks: OMG! Kerry-san!
Kerry: I ain’t your san!
He then became their San...
@@mitchelljulius5875 a true anime protagonist
I'm not your _san,_ Buddy!
-О Боже! Керри-сан!
-Керри ссал!
😂😂😂😂👌🏼
The uncomfortable wait for the cut at the end is amazing
In the future, we film at an even lower framerate
In the future cars are fugly and still run on dinosaur liquid.
The only thing they got right was
-Pandemics killed most of the animals
-All food is vegan since there is no more animals
-The world climate went to sht
-everyone is an antisocial A-hole.
@@lordrefrigeratorintercoole288 "The only thing they got right was" and it is not a projection of 'what sci-fi thinks 2016' but 80th-90th. The aesthetics are wonderful overall if you are cogent of the cyberpunk of the past.
@@lordrefrigeratorintercoole288 No, not all food is vegan. They have synthetic meat, meat produced by growing cells into meat (actually possible IRL) and Synth milk.
@@lordrefrigeratorintercoole288 I think not the pandemics killed the animals, the people did because the animals spread pandemics. I think they said it once in a TV-show
@@MichaelDavis-mk4me france is doing an experiment of synth meat in vietnam
its amazing that they created those nice talk shows that not many people notice
There's a ton of stuff like that in the game. Little details that are well done but are totally optional and few people pay attention too.
@@Yusuke_Denton there are not many instance in the game to just relax and enjoy the city, when you are not doing any mission there's not much to do so you generally miss many of the little details that give life to the city
True thats one thing altho i expected a lot more of these shows
I watch them when riding the elevator or talking to a fixer
Man, thanks for posting these. I was wondered just how much 'tv' they actually put into the game.
Isn’t crazy GTA 4 TV had Ricky Gervais in it
@@a-10wartaboo77 I never played gta so for me, this was new. I can't speak to how impressive something is if I've never played it. Only so much time in the day.
None, they barely put anything in the game
@@sahzus If you really dislike the game so much then stop watching videos about it genius
Gta 5 need to add more tv stuff tbh I hope they do for gta 6
It always fucks with my head when I remember, those aren't sunglasses. Those are their eyes.
It's probably a reference to one of the first cyberpunk books, Neuromancer. One of the main cast there (Molly Millions) also has implanted sunglasses.
Meets Us Cracks in public: broken Japanese english
Meets Us Cracks in private: speaks perfect english
Love the fact they’re secretly making jabs at the Japanese too 😅.
Red Menace's accent is hilariously fake.
hey blue moon has real japanese accent
Hey, it aint Cyberpunk without rampant Japanophobia/philia, just like the original genre. There's also a clothing store clerk that puts on the accent but V sees through it in a second.
Us Cracks are marketed as a Japanese band. Kinda makes sense for them to play up their Japanese factor for the idol factor infront of the camera, even if they're all half-American.
It's way more likely that they play up the accents for sales. Real bands, and other foreign entertainment groups do it all the time. or at least did.
Red menace is decked out with combat tech. It made sense why she managed to pluck the gun from Kerrys hand and play it off as a joke. She must secretly be some kinda merc or retired agent type
I'd believe it
surprised me when I saw it too plus when you play the stalker mission, blue moon told you that red menace is helping too at a vantage point
you could actually fight Red Menace
Might just be her hobby.
We can notice that Red instantly step up when Kerry pointing gun at them while the other 2 girls tremble in fears, after the mission with Blue Moon i sure she was ready for combat at that time.
I'm actually bummed out they didnt do more with these gals the mission with blue moon really had me thinking were we gonna get a samurai experience 2.0 as these girls join us for a run and gun nuclear blowout like johnny
Felt like yet more cut content. After you save Blue Moon's life she just texts you and then that's it, haha. I was hoping for at least a romance encounter *cough*
the 2nd secret ending is blowing up mikoshi with the us cracks girls lmao
Same thing with Lizzy. Felt like a longer questline was planned.
That is such a great idea.
@@Yusuke_Denton In Lizzy's case, I do kind alike that she just goes off the deep end and sporadically texts your ominous shit.
My favorite show V never got to star in.
Us Cracks are just the Crones from Witcher 3
Bluemoon is perfection.
Ziggy is such an a-hole in every show haha. Why haven't I seen this on ingame TV before? There's a lot of stuff I missed. Once you get to the point of "Meet Hanako at Embers" there's only 2 things in every TV station constantly looping.
True i wonder where this is from
Imagine if V and Kerry did blow up their limo as well
I bet many guys having crush with Blue Moon the blue girl in the middle
The only girl with somewhat normal eyes, sure
ehhh nah. theyre a bit too cringey. and i hate using that word
@@dofima1729 ah yes another SCP fan I see
Or at least I'm assuming that
@@sejithe5th681 you assumed right good sir.
I wouldn’t be surprised if Ziggy had a daughter, who was a huge fan of those girls.
3 questions including how to pronounce their name. Epic interview
My favorite part of Kerry's questline
Same!! Felt good having a buddy you could slum around & get in trouble with!
@@kangkudos1225
Getting into trouble or "Get to trouble"? Because he is romancable and while I haven't indulged yet I've heard its pretty hot.
@@BHRamsay I mean like, "Hey I bought us a cheep throw-away car for tonight. Lets go Blow Up the UsCrack's performance equipment! What a prank!" -- Kind of Trouble.
That's a real special friendship you got with that level of trust
@@kangkudos1225friendship? Nah there’s only one kind of ship with kerry and thats a burning yacht lol
0:40 ah, the meme potential...
Yeah it’s mad that even the in -game tv graphics were motion captured.
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Blue Moon is my favorite of them
the weird pause at the end from the host is what makes it
It would be funny if after this interview, there was a whole crowd of guys trying to blow up their limousine.
I never seen that dude outside the opening videos when the game starts
@Gemtem I mostly see N54 news in elevators honestly. The rest can be seen in your appartment since you can switch channels.
@@MichaelDavis-mk4me he could be around in the game I personally don't know but I seen the other news reporter the women who says the news aswell. I seen her on the streets reporting stuff 😂 with a camera man.
This came on TV legitimately hours after Kerry And I destroyed that Van. I couldn't stop laughing.
The way she said crazy reminded me of the crazy hamburger for some reason.
Crazy what???
I love how at max streetcred, everyone seems to know V is responsible for everything and anything.
It's kinda like the silly fan theories that everyone knows Batman's identity but plays along.
If you walk around night city there are even more episodes hidden in the public ads
And now you know who the models on the Kiroshi advert poster are.
I always thought the purple and red member were wearing a special type of glasses
V apartment TV really suck, you cant adjust the volume and the angle is weird when you sit down to watch.
And it's fucking SMALL!
Red Menace looking Hawt
she has tons of combat augs i think she acts as their bodyguard too
@@notoriousbig3k LOL, and now you just got DrPotato even more excited. Maybe the Potato wants to be lightly mashed by her ;-)
They have the fly eyes cybernetics installed, such a classic…
That awkward finger pointing at the end.
Someone fire the editor now!
Ass Cracks Crew
Blue Haired Idol = Blue Oni / Blue Devil
Red Haired Idol = Red Oni / Red Devil
Pink Haired Idol / Spider eyes = Cunningham reference?
cunningham? why? you ignoring spider murphy?
Blue Moon Red Oni and idk whos that
and yes its Ass Cracks pronounced but its written US Cracks
"so how do you say it ass cracks?" at least its not just me that thinks their name is just asking for trouble with the jokes that can be made from it lol
and Purple Force was so chill about it too, "you can say it however you want!" 😆
It literally is the joke. In japanese, "Ass cracks" and "Us cracks" is written in the exact same way, both are アスクラックス。It's completely intentional.
It was meant to
Of course it’s intentional, yeah, because on one of the in car radio channels the hostess literally says “that was the latest hit single by the Ass Cracks”.
Just beautiful.
My kind of 'borgs tbh
I'm just sad that they weren't a romance option
but you can flirt with blue moon after her quest. sadly only that.
Should've been possible.
The was a list of romances, and features cut from the game....Blue Moon was one of them.
@@deangeloellis729 man that just hurts.
@@diemonika yeah it sucks.... the higher ups pressured the shit out of the dev team and the whole dev team was telling them that the game wasn't ready so they was forced to push out a broken game and cut a bunch of content out.
Well Kerry can be happy that he did not interfer too much with them. Red menace with a gun is just dark!
Never saw that one in game. I gives a new context for when Eurodyne threaten them.
would be nice if V could be in this show...
I love the cybernetic eyes
pon pon sheesh !
Cyberpunk 2078... The whole game is riding along with Kerry and the US cracks girls on a world tour getting into and out of trouble. The show must go on
Jabberjaw 2078
Dvořáku díky za tohle video
Kerrys gonna love this
I love us cracks! ❤️💜💙
Takemura tone 😂😂😂
My V is loyal to Panam...but man he simps hard for the Us Cracks
the spider eyed one, wow.
Sucks adam smasher and this guy isnt more into the story
Ass cracks gotta be my favourite band
I’ve never seen this commercial in the game.
I don't watch TV in real life and I barely touched the TV in the game lol
I did the quests and at first I thought it was some voice talent error (suddenly the girls speaking with a normal American accent)... took me a while to finally realize that they're faking the Japanese accent... :S
They sound like Minh from King of the hill
Do you have the ZiggiQ show where they give the guys without arms new arm implants? the one we see in the trailers ?
"Ass Cracks" 😂
Us Crackess
Ziggy Q = Caesar Flickerman
that spider freak woman
Cute gal with the cyber-spider eyes can invite me to her web anytime ;-)
Why does it look like I'm watching robot chicken?
I wish they would let us collect the outfits of some of the storyline characters the us cracks and Alts White Net runner suit and Bug Bears unique outfit and Judys and Panams and Rivers coat and Reeds Coat oh not to mention the many cool clothes items that are on the NPC characters of NC , anyway a clothing expansion DLC or update is needed and visual cyber Wear oh why not gold and silver skin stuff like Lizzy has? It would go great with the Head item she gave us!
I thought it was robot chicken
Lol, Blue Moon's holocall be like "Oh mie gawd haaaaaayyyyyyy betch!"
Just real realised that their name sounds like "ass cracks"
where are these shows when im playing lol all i get is commercials
The reason its in lower frame the videos,its because its on the bases of artificial universe,for them in that universe its something normal,its like in our universe speed of light its looked at 300000 km s in there universe it could be just 30000 km s in another univers lets say we are a simulation it could be 3bilion km per secound
How the hell do they even see? Freaky.
Kiroshi optics, best tech in the city :P
Sponsored by Kiroshi Optics! :D
Kiroshi optics man they can see thermal and all stuff btw
Kiroshi. They can see better than people with organic eyes
@@notoriousbig3k Well then, even if I wore a baggy shirt untucked,,,,, these ladies would be able to tell what's going on down there.
The 20 something frame rate kills me.
0:20 Nyi~~~~~~~r~~~~~iow~~~~.
Guy really looks like the "Skyler white yo" guy 💀
the year: 2077
tv framerate: 24
Yeah let's add 50gb of video footage that most people won't even pay attention
You're operating under the assumption that things get better in the Cyberpunk future. They don't. It's a dystopia. In some ways the technology is more advanced, but it also means quality isn't widely available.
Ziggy Q... Here's another joke...
I thought V will get to this show somehow xD
that was so uncanny ugh lol something was off ...
virgin Saints Row (2022) got nothing like this
A shame that in 2077 every TV is in 12 fps
yeah it all started with the kid who posted on 2006 on a forum saying that he cant tell the difference between 24 fps and 60 fps
It’s so amusing that their positive attitude is a little too much. I’m okay with that.
I feel that this show is full of hipocracy
The colors are an eye sore..the noise of colors is giving me a headache
Sponsored by Kiroshi optics. 😎
I sure rove spandex
ZQ
I didnt even know this was a thing until finishing the game lol. By some weird twist of fate, the Blue Moon quest with the stalker was the final quest I got in my entire 100% playthrough!!!! And I replayed it more than any other quest just to see every possible ending and interaction! I just got obsessed with her, was imagining a text line by V saying 'well now I might be your new stalker cause I'm liking you' or something haha! Was amazed when you first do it and hear her talk and realize Oh, they actually speak perfect accent-less English, it's all just a show lol.
Why'd you leave this exact same comment on a video of the actual quest? Kinda strange, of all the things to have ready on copy/paste...
@@YeloughAnixPriestthey are watching you
OUTRAGEOUS! That's what kids listen to these days?? It is a aso... CÜ'RESI!!
A reference to the Babymetal I guess?
Nah, japanesse Idols in general. Cyberpunk is huge in japanesse culture.
Rule 37
Kerry: &#%!
Fuck your star sign
Which one of the US cracks you bangin?
Can this be seen in game?
Yes, eventually, in some TV in the game.
What happen to their eyes XD
cyber optics
Their job is to market optics implants while being a "music" group on tour
Kiroshi cyberoptics happened.
Kiroshi eyes you should get one of those 👀
The animation is kinda off.
The girl in the middle is fine. The other two makes me uncomfortable for some reason.
Blue Moon is the "softest" (personality wise) of the trio. Her optics are also the least extreme. Blue Moon is the "serious relationship" material, while Purple Force and Red Menace (especially) are the ones to pick for doing the kinky stuff you can't tell anybody about.
They're not even Japanese.
Was it on N54 news?
The critique on this is amazing. It makes a cohesive discussion about how brainless culture works. In one side we have a ultra violent city as Nightcity , with people dying by straight up violence or just being deceived by corpos about their products, and on the other side what is being sold to the people is the most stupid-cute-ass-non-invasive-questioning music ever. Yeah, IT IS the best music to listen in you car while doing evil biz around the game, exactly because it represents how absurd an anarchocapitalist society can go. Their song has this dumb aura, while you perceive all the decadence and destruction around you knowing that reality is being silenced by those who got power. It is pretty much how anime works nowadays. There are some good ones, like Akira or even Ergo Proxy, but most of it represents the modus operandi of the failure of a fascist culture, as we see in japan and many others.
2077 tv is 18fps
Ugh, again 3d models with barely modeled calves...