I remember a patient had to get a daily injection for their treatment, and for the demonstration, they had her inject an orange. Patient ended up injecting an orange instead of herself for a week.
@@gabrielacardona3447 Other prevention that works pretty well is surgical sterilization, like getting a vasectomy for men or getting tubes tied for women. Of course a hysterectomy works, too, though that's not done for birth control purposes.
I agree that sex ed. needs to be thorough and universal. However, teen pregnancy rates have been decreasing to new lows since 2009. Heck, we're down 70 percent since 1991, woot!
Saw another reddit vid and this girl started screaming bloody murder when she got her first period in 7th grade, it happened in a health class and the FEMALE teacher explained what was going on to calm the girl down because the poor thing thought she was dying. Momma Karen stormed in the next day and started chewing out FEMALE teacher for doing her job, and the Karen told the teacher that "Her daughter had to learn these thing for herself!" Ya that's what's wrong with the world right there
I used to work in the housekeeping department of a hospital. We cleaned rooms every day, and a deep cleaning every month (or if someone had a contagious disease). Even then, the super bacteria would still cause the rare infection. (Or someone, usually visitors, accidentally bring in bacteria. Wash your hands everyone.)
@@Gilhelmi What's your pay look like if you don't mind answering? I'm a regular hotel housekeeper and get 13/hrs but the hospital is literally right across the street from me. I can be walking through the waiting room doors in under 20 seconds. So it'd be convenient if they were ever hiring. What's the work like and how does it differ?
I suspect the guy knew a bit more about what happened that night then he let on... I mean, hooking up with some guys from Craigslist? I'm sure it was for more than to just go for a drive...
@@dx1450 I think he may have been expecting to do some weird stuff after getting off his head with some strange men, but probably not “wake up with no pants and a rock up his arse” level weird.
I used to wear soft contacts years ago. One time after work I was tired and forgot to take them. Out in the shower. They got stuck to my eyes but I managed to get them off after a minute. Never forgot to take them off again
When I had just gotten contacts at age 16 I was at my job at Walmart and casually mentioned to the optometrist at the eye center that I'd sometimes leave them in for a few days at a time. The look of pure horror on his face is what scared me straight on that.
10:47 to be fair, thats really touching of him though. i mean sure he doesnt understand medicine that well, but his hearts in the right place so to speak
@@spinerflame7922 Where I live there is no such thing as "health class". I had sex ed for a sememster in sixth grade and I didn't learn what a period was there, I already knew before. I really think that is one of those things you just kind of pick up somehow in a lot of cases. You see a pack of tampons in a store, you see commercials for pads on t.v., you see the word "menstruation" somewhere, you hear about someone having their "period" and wonder what that is. And then you ask about it, like the vast majority of children would. And a halfway decent parent gives you a useable answer. I wonder how you got around coming across this knowledge until you were 16.
@@camelopardalis84 The only women in my life I knew was my mother, and she felt it was something the school taught, so never brought it up. About what you said with TV ads and such, I had no TV or internet except for what I saw in the public library after school. I should mention that I am an ugly, nerdy guy with friends who're all loners, so we never really needed to learn about this stuff :/
Not a doctor, but did a clinical rotation at a rehabilitation hospital. One patient was in for the third time this year alone (It's early May). All three times were the same issue; a fall caused by loss of balance. Each time, he was sent home with instructions to use his walker. Each time he came back, he was asked what happened, and did he use his walker. Each time, he told the therapists he fell outside, but why would he be using his walker? He really didn't need it. His balance was the best it has ever been. Sigh. There was a bit of a betting pool going around the OTs and RNs on how long it would take for him to be back again.
No, she's just an idiot. Source: My sister has Crohn's Disease and has been hooked up to a Dilaudid pump multiple times and was still lucid enough to operate the pump and flush her line with saline to get the dilaudid to kick in faster.
0:39 Seriously? He's never even seen a uvula in a cartoon? What kind of messed up childhood must he have had? 4:37 Oh my God... did she never think to just Google it first?
@@ines1084 First, it was probably a joke. Plus, you never know. Google is just a search engine. Anyone. Any living person could go on their and put something online. “LoL oK bOoMeR”. You sound like an 8 year old, and frankly just a mindless sheep.
I actually feel bad for the pregnant teenager who wanted a c-section. It sounds like her family pressured her into keeping the baby without even informing her about what it'll do to her body. You can hardly blame a literal CHILD for being selfish and uninformed in that situation.
Ok first of, a teenager is no literal CHILD. I'm blaming a teenager for being stupid and having unprotected sex. I'm blaming the family and school for neglecting sex ed. Also, if she knew she is pregnant, she had the whole internet for getting more information. She is as stupid and neglectful as her family. Natural selection on the way there
i like the army stories. it reminds me of something my uncle (a major in the air force) once said about the army; "well if they were smart, they would be in the air force" the irony is that my OTHER uncle (on mom's side) was in the army as a convoy supply truck driver and my great uncle (dad's side) was a chef in the navy. ps. yes its a military family and there is some amount of "friendly" competition between them
My dad had Non-Hodgkin's Lymphoma when I was in middle school. With chemo, he was able to make a full recovery. If someone had told him he should just drink camel's milk to cure it, I personally would have stuffed them feet-first into a woodchipper. Chemo is intense and feels awful, but it's better than dying and leaving your kids without a father.
@@GinkgoBalboa142 no no, MY own father had cancer. I'm female. And a virgin at that. The closest I've come to being a parent is being protective over the kids I babysat.
The chemo conspiracy rose it's head around the same time the anti vaxxers started their crusades. They think they are David's fighting their Goliath but in reality it's more Chicken Little (the sky is falling ) Vs Science! I'm glad you're dad chose science 👍
The funny thing is that the woman thought that camel's milk could cure literally everything, but she needed to find out what it was she needed to be cured from first. I mean, if it's really that big of a miracle drug which will cure anything and everything, what does it matter what you have?
Oh gosh, the lactose girl... I had a GI doctor prescribe a test. I was supposed to take lactulose before a test. I'm lactose intolerant and had to insist several times that lactulose had lactose in it before they looked it up and realized I was right. The kicker? The test was to see if I was lactose intolerant...after I had mentioned at least five times that I was lactose intolerant. Worst doctor I've ever been to.
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reminds me of a story i read on the new "not always healthy" section of notalwaysright.com: a woman was in the hospital for appendicitis, but multiple nurses told her, "no, you're just pregnant." she almost DIED from that idiocy, her appendix ruptured in the OR.
@@staceykersting705 it's possible, but not the most reliable test.The best test is to indeed give lactulose and then measure certain gas molecules in your breath. So the only reason this doctor was stupid, was because he didn't realize how the test works. The test itself is the correct way to diagnose lactose intolerance.
LordCookieGaming There's a gene test for lactose intolerance. Much easier and cleaner and more comfortable for the patient than taking laxatives and having a diarrhea for the next couple of days. So the doc was still wrong if he didn't at least consider the test
@@exantiuse497 First of all, you're given lactose, not a laxative. Second of all, the diarrhea that some people might get after a lactose breathing test will not last for multiple days, maybe a couple of hours.
11:50 Back in the days when my grandma was young (maybe 10, so that means in mid 60's), her plaster broke. Her mom thought it would be fine to replace it by a cement cast, there was only a week left before removing it anyway. Well, not only was it heavy, but the doctors were a bit put off by it, and obviously needed better tools to saw it open xD
As someone with an ostomy the idea of my skin growing over it and blocking it is something out of a nightmare, I mean I'm nowhere near that happening but the simple idea of it occuring makes me shudder.
13:11 I have diabetes, I freaked out and feared ketoacidosis the one time my blood sugar hit 500, thankfully I was ok and found out the spike was the result of dehydration from a rather vicious stomach flu. I was held overnight and given IV fluids just to be safe. I didn't even know it could get into the thousands. If that ever happened to me I would probably have a heart attack.
Mine hit over 700 years ago, in a coma for around 4 days. Food poisoning was the culprit. The first and hopefully the last issue in the 26 years of living with it. I couldn't even begin to imagine what north of a 1000 feels like.
@@rskalisky it's frightening how frequently stomach illnesses will cause diabetes complications. Probably a similar reason why I tend to experience smaller, less dangerous spikes at a certain time of month. I'm one of those unlucky women whose has hormonal induced stomach issues. Thankfully it's less of an issue staying hydrated around that time.
@@haylestormable if it isn't addressed quickly it can. You have a window of only a few hours to get to a hospital before it causes organ failure. Luckily extreme blood sugar spikes tend to induce stroke-like symptoms meaning nobody will take an episode lightly. Also, illnesses that cause dehydration tend to be the usual culprit, but excessive sugar consumption can also be to blame.
No offense but why would you be shocked about that? This is a big world with billions of people. In the words of George Carlin, imagine how stupid the average person is. And realize that half of them are dumber than that! I'm shocked that there's not more crazy, impulsive, and stupid shit that happens on a daily basis than there is already! Nothing surprises me about humans anymore. I'm so jaded at this point by all the stupid shit I hear about
@@rockabillymuffin Exactly. It's sad how much people choose drugs over anything else and they literally can't help it. I do think they choose to do drugs but they don't choose to be addicted and suffer.
Actually the guy with the amputated finger tip was on to something. We covered that in on our Medicine lectures recently. Finger tips can in some cases actually grow back.
Bone and nail cuticles do not regenerate, so as long as those are present, it should grow back. If the individual is still in adolescence, their body can redirect grow hormones and nutrients to repair. It’s the same reason why breaking a bone as a child can cause it to grow crooked.
Story from my time with EMT services. Old lady. Pretty sweet. Lives alone. Fell over in her house. Nothing too extraordinary at this point. But: She has lots of bruises on her arms and legs in all colors of the rainbow, so some of them were at least a couple of days old. When asked about them she said „I am just old and clumsy - I bump into things a lot when I am out.“ Asked if she took any medication. She said yes and pulled out a piece of paper (her meds schedule printed out by her GP) that she then tried to read - practically with her nose touching the paper. She clearly was frustrated at this. Strangely, she was wearing her prescription glasses. Alarm bells start going off in our heads. We ask her when she started falling over a lot. She looks up and says „Oh, that was maybe two years ago. My eyes aren’t the best anymore, you see - I went to the eye doctor to have it checked out.“ When questioned further, she told us that „oh yes, I got a prescription for new glasses! They work wonderfully and they are pretty nice, too. Look!“ Then she turns around and reaches into a drawer. She pulls out a plastic case with a pair of glasses in them. My colleague and I look at each other, eyebrows raised. I asked her why she wasn’t wearing them when she knew she could see a lot better with them. Her response: Oh, I do wear them on sundays. I just don’t want to wear them every day because looking through them all the time would wear out the glass! These things are expensive, you know...“ tl;dr: Old lady is 100% convinced that looking though a pair of glasses will wear them out and rather gets bruised a lot and risks dangerous falls.
an amputated phalanx, means the bone is amputated as well...there will be some slight callus formation and the skin will close over it, but that's not "growing back", that's just wound healing...
Working at an ER in Colorado (important detail) when a lady came in saying that her oxygen levels were low. We put a pulse oximeter on her finger and it read 94. She said "See, it's supposed to be at least 95." Turns out she had just moved to Colorado a week earlier from Florida, and while she was right that it should have been at 95 at sea level, at higher altitudes (less oxygen in the air) like in Colorado, any reading over 90 is considered normal. Doctor explains this to her, and she seems to understand. Two days later, she shows up again with the same complaint saying she had a pulse oximeter at home and it was still too low. Same doctor tells her the same thing, and she leaves. Over the next week, she would show up every few days complaining about her oxygen levels. Doctor(s) were getting tired of her wasting everyone's time, so the next time she came in, the doctor told her that they needed to do an Arterial Blood Gas test on her. This test involves drawing blood directly from an artery, then sending it to the lab for testing. To do this, the stick a long needle deep into to the underside of your wrist to draw blood directly from the radial artery. It is a very painful procedure, and they really can't numb the area first because of how deep they have to go. We never saw her again after that. It seems that sticking a needle deep into her wrist finally convinced her that her oxygen levels really weren't that low.
My aunt had a patient. Went like this: Aunt: Ma'am? I have some news... Patient: What is it? Aunt: You have cancer...I'm so sor- Patient: No, I'm aries!
My dad has his own practice. Once a VERY " horizontally tall" women walked in and was wondering why her knees and feet were hurting. My dad never told me exactly what he said to her.
@@keithsinter5611 It's also called a "medical practice" or simply abbreviated to "practice" in English as well. Don't be a twat telling people how to speak their English. :)
Ironically... my knees have started hurting *more* since I've lost a bunch of weight. My mum developed type 2 diabetes, after losing weight and getting on a healthier diet (she wasn't that unhealthy to begin with.. just got healthier)..
@@glitzyx4x852 I don't understand how what you're saying is a correction. If clotrimazole gets made up as a cream and marketed for Athlete's Foot, how is it not a clotrimazole foot cream? There's no contradiction between that and it being an anti-fungal. Indeed, if it were not an anti-fungal, it would be much less effective against Athlete's Foot.
4:15 I used to live with my grandpa and for years he had hang green, sometimes he would go to the doctor, sometimes he wouldn't, he kept getting it, over and over, he lost his leg eventually he died from sepsis. I was a kid so I got used to the smell of rotting flesh. He died in his room and I found him. I know the smell of rotting flesh and the smell of a dead body. I've smelt death or rotten flesh in public places, houses, its traumatizing for me to even smell it. I don't gag like a normal person but I get sick and light-headed.
The borderline diabetic was ingesting about 6,000-6,800 calories a day in order of carbs, sugar and fat. The difference would be what else is on the sandwich and how he prepped the bacon.
sugar is the same as carbs, just a highly purified and fast version. Just like jet fuel and gasoline are essentially the same thing: Fuel. I assume you mean carbs, fat and proteins, from the bacon. With the nutritional information out these days though, I'd count that as an honest mistake.
Margrete Kjeldsberg I assume he was considering “carbs” as starches and “sugars” as simple sugars. I’ve seen people do the same in my Biomed classes while learning about the proper terms
@@ShreksSwampFizz Starch is converted to glucose as soon as we put it in our moths though. Nutritionally, they're really just the same. Tastes different, and pure sugar doesn't usually come with other important nutrients, but if you're not counting dietary fiber as a carb, then I don't really see the point in counting sugar apart from regular carbs. Unless you're diabetic. I'd give my low glucose friend a candy bar over a potato any day.
Talking about the cement guy, I’m a Makeup Artist but I trained in a Prosthetics lab (we use cement to create molds for prosthetics/sculpts for prosthetics) and literally rule number one before we touched the cement in its powder form was to WEAR GLOVES and when you mix the cement, use a wooden/disposable mixing tool because if you don’t, the cement will 100% burn you.
I’m not a medical anything but I do watch a lot of medical shows and surgeries all the time and it always blows my mind that people who are diagnosed with parasites FORGET that they traveled out of the country. They are sitting there first thinking they have cancer then finding out they have a kind of worm. Doctor: “Has you and your husband ever traveled out of the country?” Wife: “NO never not at all...although we do go to Africa several times a year but that doesn’t count right?” They live in the f*cking United States.
4:53 I was expecting that the punchline would be that she put it in wrong (ie, stuck it in her butt or swallowed it or something dumb like that); you got quite a laugh out of me. 😂🤣xD
I once had a patient in obgyn in labor. Her friend asked me where does the baby come out of. I asked one of the nurses if I could borrow her nursing book so that I could show her.
Alot more than you can possibly imagine. There are *SOME* things you can and should treat yourself for (you shouldn't be taking any kind of medicine and treatments constantly for every little thing) but you should at least have common sense about serious shit and always see a doctor when things seem off.
One time we had parents that were really worried because they saw blisters on the tongue of their child. It has been the normal papillae of the tongue... A father once came with his kid, telling he noticed swollen lymph nodes under his sons arms. He noticed it half a year ago and it didn't go away, so he wanted it to be checked. The doctor had a look and couldn't find anything, so the father showed what he meant. Turned out he thought that the bone sticking out when his son was stretching out his arms behind his head has been lymph nodes. (That gave me quite a satisfying feeling because that father is a really unfriendly, I-work-as-an-ambulance-driver-and-have-seen-a-lot-of-shit-and-am-almost-a-docor-myself-and-know-everything-while-you're-just-a-medical-assistant kind of person) 😅
Not a Doctor, but when I was a equipment tech at a large Hospital, we would service PCA pumps: computerized anesthetic pumps. One day a patient called to report an issue with his PCA; he wanted us to disconnect him from the pump so his wife could 'get a taste'. They were both arrested on drug charges..
When I was pregnant I woke up in the middle of the night feeling something moving in the back of my throat. Literally was jolted out of bed, freaking out, literally convinced a spider or insect had crawled in there while I was asleep! I rush myself to the ER (was home alone so couldn’t have someone look and to be honest I didn’t even think to look in the mirror myself) and I run in the ER and by this time I’m having trouble breathing because of just anxiety and this male nurse runs up and looks in my throat all panicked and then all of the worry drains from him as he says that my uvula is about 3x the normal size swollen and that’s what I’m feeling. 🤭😬😬😬😬 My bad. But I stayed in the ER all night and morning and just slept there basically and they told me it was a viral infection and would have to run it’s course. Ended up going into work (at a Dr’s office lol) after leaving the ER. I’ve had it (uvulitis) 3 times since then and it sucks. My uvula gets so big it legit lays on my tongue.
As someone who has had to have many surgeries in thirty-five years, one of them an emergency, if you want to vomit after being put under, risking the aspiration of your vomit, go ahead and eat right before surgery.
Can I just say though, about not remembering having any surgeries until someone points out the scar. My SO has a scar on his stomach from hemroids and exploratory surgery when he was a baby. Completely forgot about it until he went in for a physical and had to strip. Apparently surgeries from when you were a baby count too. Lol.
I worked in orthopedics. One patient came in not knowing why but just that her “vagina-cologist” told her to. I didn’t inform the PA, just waited outside the treatment room to see his face when he walked out. Another patient came in for a blister he had been putting neosporin on. As I unwrapped his foot, the smell got worse and worse. I take the last layer off to find, not a blister, but a large ulcer, necrotic flesh and it turns out his 5th metatarsal completely exposed. There was so much infection that the doctor just took that part of bone out with his hand and gave it to me. This patient refused to believe he could be diabetic (he was) and had to have his foot amputated. All because of a “blister”
@@fallen_vague28 That's not really comparable, though. That uses orange essence, which is more fragrant than anything. This is like using rose water vs eating an actual rose. The experience is VERY different.
The kid who felt something "tore his throat open"??? Nah, that was just the wind from Chuck Norris swinging his fist to punch out an unruly saloon patron over in the next county...
I sometimes leave food to sit in the pan over night and eat it the next day. I've never gotten sick from it. Doesn't mean I don't think it will make me sick, just saying I've taken that gamble and always won.
Something tells me it wasn't cooked properly or it was improperly stored for longer than a night. Especially in June. Salmonella poisoning, anyone? Also you can't reheat rice because it can culture more Salmonella. Hence food poisoning and vomiting! Food hygiene is important, kids!! In my case, I've also stored food covered overnight, but I always make sure its cooled first, especially when you put it back in the fridge. But I've never had a problem with it myself. I just think it wasn't cooked or covered properly.
My friend told me he was lactose intolerant in 1st or 2nd grade, WHILE he was drinking milk. He drank milk all the time and said lactose intolerance only affects eating cheese, but still ate Cheetos with the “fake cheese”.
Gynecomastia : Swelling/Enhancement of the breast tissue due to a high level of Estrogen (female hormone) in males. Goes away after some time typically. For those who don't know, the pill contains female hormones hence the gynecomastia.
Just a Random Girl With Luv Back in the day they really shamed any talk about the reproductive system. To many kids literally had no clue.. Usually though the clueless ones end up finding out alot sooner..
16:20 Wait wait wait... I thought the human body CAN grow back a fingertip. I saw it on a show featuring regeneration and axolotls and jellyfish. It said apparently we humans CAN grow back certain things (For example, the liver if you lose part of it), and I could have sworn that the tip of finger was part of this. Am I wrong?
Progamer1013 I’m guessing that depends on how the finger was injured and the treatments given. Even a cut needs some care to avoid scarring; something more complex like a fingertip would need a lot more work to heal fully, if it could do that at all. Granted, I haven’t done any research on that, just going off what I know; maybe you could do some if you’re interested. Also, when you say “fingertip”, are you just referring to a small part at the very tip, or down to the first joint?
K1naku5ana3R1ka I am referring to right at the curve of the nail, straight across. The reddit post didn't specify what they meant by "tip", but I figured I would still ask the question anyway.
Progamer1013 So the front edge of the nail? I guess that would be a pretty simple piece to recreate, so sounds pretty plausible. I’m assuming from the video’s wording that they meant the whole first joint, so the guy was still stupid.
My mother pulled a few stuns with me while being a teen/child. - refused to take me to the doc with clear eczema on my face. Eear to ear, under nose, above chin, my full mouth covered in one huge flack. My cousin was slipping to me from her cream so it won't get bloody. Still hurt and I got bullied for opening my mouth so it won't dry and start bleeding. - next year it moved on one of my eye (I think right eye). Called a dermatologist after 3 month of begging. When the nurse saw me, she almost screamed at her because I was a serious case. How? It was on my eye and I could've gone blind on that eye. My mom asks how should've she knew. Nurse points on my eye. Doc almost fainted and lectured her for 15 more minutes while taking care of me. - she told me Down-syndrome is caused due to the fetus getting scared in the womb two times - for 10 years she refused to admit she had glasses. And obviously it was because I was reading too much and the youngest was watching too much screen. Middle child? No explanation. It got clear when she visited our ophthalmologist and she had her paper form the 90's when she got them. - she tried to convince me to get off my meds and just fix my conflict whatever it is. I take thyroxine. - tried to convince youngest not to suck their runny nose because it'd stuck in the skull. I had a hard time explaining to her and dad it can not happen. Won the argument by bringing down the anatomy book. Than they asked an explanation about my dad needing to go to the doc at childhood to get rid off the liquid in her skull. It was mucus in his frontal sinus that had an inflammation. Obviously I was disrespectful. (I explained to youngest not to suck their nose because it might be disturbing. Just blow it). - this is both. They thought RNS can rewrite your DNA. 6 month later my dad came to us happily he discovered it was not true. Better later than never. I swear to God if not for my middle sibling and bf who are trying to keep my sanity in check I'd have been dead before 20. And these are just the medical stuff.
I remember a patient had to get a daily injection for their treatment, and for the demonstration, they had her inject an orange. Patient ended up injecting an orange instead of herself for a week.
Did she get better?
Wrenth Davis, yes, she did
I heard that story, except it was specifically a diabetic and his insulin (injecting the orange and eating it).
Orange
No way
Omg, the brain transplant, such a sweet person
I wish I could do that to save someone I love lol if they needed it
A perfectly balanced breakfast
That one made me think of a movie called “Who Is Julia?”.
I mean... I have a friend whose parents used a condom AND birth control, and he still exists, so...
The only preventuon that works 100% is not doing it at all.... every other thing still has a chance of failing
@@gabrielacardona3447 Yeah but condoms are 99% effective so good enough
He's the chosen one!
@@gabrielacardona3447 Other prevention that works pretty well is surgical sterilization, like getting a vasectomy for men or getting tubes tied for women. Of course a hysterectomy works, too, though that's not done for birth control purposes.
@Random Person - abstinence didn’t work for Mary & Joseph.
4:30 This is what happens when you deprive the youth of sex ed. This, and increased rates of teenage pregnancies.
I agree that sex ed. needs to be thorough and universal. However, teen pregnancy rates have been decreasing to new lows since 2009. Heck, we're down 70 percent since 1991, woot!
@@AshesAshes44 In the US? or worldwide?=))
Saw another reddit vid and this girl started screaming
bloody murder when she got her first period in 7th grade,
it happened in a health class and the FEMALE teacher
explained what was going on to calm the girl down because
the poor thing thought she was dying. Momma Karen
stormed in the next day and started chewing out FEMALE
teacher for doing her job, and the Karen told the teacher that
"Her daughter had to learn these thing for herself!"
Ya that's what's wrong with the world right there
Why would someone not be taught sex ed?
@@Andrew-kh7rz That's U.S. numbers
5:02 idk how but the robot managed to add some serious sass there
I noticed that too haha
The way it said “Night shift” gave me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) vibes
He becomes more sentient with each video
I’m confused about what she was doing
@@TwoBitty she slapped all the spermicide on herself even though it's supposed to be for her husband
"Hospitals are clean and you can't get an infection in a hospital."
Someone needs to explain to him that hospitals are where all the sick people are.
Joe Mama And the reason hospitals are clean is because people clean them; don’t stop them from cleaning! 🤦🏻♂️
@@KnakuanaRka If they do a good job. That doesn't mean you can't still get infected there.
Well, not ALL the sick people.
I used to work in the housekeeping department of a hospital.
We cleaned rooms every day, and a deep cleaning every month (or if someone had a contagious disease).
Even then, the super bacteria would still cause the rare infection. (Or someone, usually visitors, accidentally bring in bacteria. Wash your hands everyone.)
@@Gilhelmi What's your pay look like if you don't mind answering? I'm a regular hotel housekeeper and get 13/hrs but the hospital is literally right across the street from me. I can be walking through the waiting room doors in under 20 seconds. So it'd be convenient if they were ever hiring. What's the work like and how does it differ?
"Doc, I am sick and I dont want to be sick anymore"
"Ok, you have to do this and..."
"No."
"..."
...”the patient’s very worried wife walked in”
😹 😹😹😹😹😹
I suspect the guy knew a bit more about what happened that night then he let on... I mean, hooking up with some guys from Craigslist? I'm sure it was for more than to just go for a drive...
@@dx1450 I think he may have been expecting to do some weird stuff after getting off his head with some strange men, but probably not “wake up with no pants and a rock up his arse” level weird.
I used to wear soft contacts years ago. One time after work I was tired and forgot to take them. Out in the shower. They got stuck to my eyes but I managed to get them off after a minute. Never forgot to take them off again
Yeah, it's incredibly uncomfortable. I don't know how she ignored that for 8 MONTHS.
When I had just gotten contacts at age 16 I was at my job at Walmart and casually mentioned to the optometrist at the eye center that I'd sometimes leave them in for a few days at a time. The look of pure horror on his face is what scared me straight on that.
That’s like my worst nightmare ahh
She probably didn't want to take them out because then he eyes would go back to their natural color.
2:20 "Sod off Death, still got these 5 crates of beers to drink."
"Is there anything beer can't do?" - Hank Hill
10:47 to be fair, thats really touching of him though. i mean sure he doesnt understand medicine that well, but his hearts in the right place so to speak
Aye, wouldn't mind a few more of this guy
I think he was so upset he couldn't think rationally.
I figured he was upset and just thought of it because of the heat of the moment. I think its sweet though
4:41 For those of you who don't know, that's called a period. And she was wrong about where it came from.
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You really felt a need to explain that huh lol
@@dahymster5666 given the USA's public school system op was doing the right thing
@@1313puredragon I didn't learn what a period was until I was 16. Even then, I still didn't know much. My school didn't have a health class
@@spinerflame7922 Where I live there is no such thing as "health class". I had sex ed for a sememster in sixth grade and I didn't learn what a period was there, I already knew before. I really think that is one of those things you just kind of pick up somehow in a lot of cases. You see a pack of tampons in a store, you see commercials for pads on t.v., you see the word "menstruation" somewhere, you hear about someone having their "period" and wonder what that is. And then you ask about it, like the vast majority of children would. And a halfway decent parent gives you a useable answer. I wonder how you got around coming across this knowledge until you were 16.
@@camelopardalis84 The only women in my life I knew was my mother, and she felt it was something the school taught, so never brought it up. About what you said with TV ads and such, I had no TV or internet except for what I saw in the public library after school. I should mention that I am an ugly, nerdy guy with friends who're all loners, so we never really needed to learn about this stuff :/
Not a doctor, but did a clinical rotation at a rehabilitation hospital. One patient was in for the third time this year alone (It's early May). All three times were the same issue; a fall caused by loss of balance. Each time, he was sent home with instructions to use his walker. Each time he came back, he was asked what happened, and did he use his walker. Each time, he told the therapists he fell outside, but why would he be using his walker? He really didn't need it. His balance was the best it has ever been. Sigh.
There was a bit of a betting pool going around the OTs and RNs on how long it would take for him to be back again.
Uvula = :(
Courage hangy ball = :)
Hank the cowdog says its a tiny punching bag
I call it the trick or treat bag lmao
My uvula looks like a short and sharp tongue, it's not round at the tip
NATURE IS AMAZING
I noticed mine at six; just didn't know what to call it lol
FULL HOUSEEEEEE OK it’s my time to go
If a patient is so hurt they need the button pain meds, they are probably so high they herd lick instead of click.
No, she's just an idiot. Source: My sister has Crohn's Disease and has been hooked up to a Dilaudid pump multiple times and was still lucid enough to operate the pump and flush her line with saline to get the dilaudid to kick in faster.
0:39 Seriously? He's never even seen a uvula in a cartoon? What kind of messed up childhood must he have had?
4:37 Oh my God... did she never think to just Google it first?
Google is a tool of Satan to turn people away from God.
@@Anomaly188 lol, ok boomer
@@ines1084 First, it was probably a joke. Plus, you never know. Google is just a search engine. Anyone. Any living person could go on their and put something online. “LoL oK bOoMeR”. You sound like an 8 year old, and frankly just a mindless sheep.
@@ines1084 It's hard to tell, but I'm guessing that was sarcasm. Really hard to tell online, though.
I actually feel bad for the pregnant teenager who wanted a c-section. It sounds like her family pressured her into keeping the baby without even informing her about what it'll do to her body. You can hardly blame a literal CHILD for being selfish and uninformed in that situation.
my mom had a c-section
@@archimedeslegion7963 mine had 2
Archimedes Legion Um, good for her?
@@cerezsis ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) it's all ogre now
Ok first of, a teenager is no literal CHILD. I'm blaming a teenager for being stupid and having unprotected sex. I'm blaming the family and school for neglecting sex ed. Also, if she knew she is pregnant, she had the whole internet for getting more information. She is as stupid and neglectful as her family. Natural selection on the way there
i like the army stories.
it reminds me of something my uncle (a major in the air force) once said about the army; "well if they were smart, they would be in the air force"
the irony is that my OTHER uncle (on mom's side) was in the army as a convoy supply truck driver and my great uncle (dad's side) was a chef in the navy.
ps. yes its a military family and there is some amount of "friendly" competition between them
My dad had Non-Hodgkin's Lymphoma when I was in middle school. With chemo, he was able to make a full recovery. If someone had told him he should just drink camel's milk to cure it, I personally would have stuffed them feet-first into a woodchipper. Chemo is intense and feels awful, but it's better than dying and leaving your kids without a father.
You were a father in middle school? That sounds like an interesting story to hear :X
@@GinkgoBalboa142 no no, MY own father had cancer. I'm female. And a virgin at that. The closest I've come to being a parent is being protective over the kids I babysat.
@@ladytalksalot4097 Oooooh! Now I see! I didn't read it right the first time :P
The chemo conspiracy rose it's head around the same time the anti vaxxers started their crusades.
They think they are David's fighting their Goliath but in reality it's more Chicken Little (the sky is falling ) Vs Science!
I'm glad you're dad chose science 👍
The funny thing is that the woman thought that camel's milk could cure literally everything, but she needed to find out what it was she needed to be cured from first. I mean, if it's really that big of a miracle drug which will cure anything and everything, what does it matter what you have?
The point difference in the brain transplant story and it's response gives me hope for humanity
I know a lot of people who could use that surgery...
Oh gosh, the lactose girl... I had a GI doctor prescribe a test. I was supposed to take lactulose before a test. I'm lactose intolerant and had to insist several times that lactulose had lactose in it before they looked it up and realized I was right. The kicker? The test was to see if I was lactose intolerant...after I had mentioned at least five times that I was lactose intolerant. Worst doctor I've ever been to.
reminds me of a story i read on the new "not always healthy" section of notalwaysright.com: a woman was in the hospital for appendicitis, but multiple nurses told her, "no, you're just pregnant." she almost DIED from that idiocy, her appendix ruptured in the OR.
I thought a person just gave up milk for 10 days or so, to find out if lactose/ dairy was the problem?
@@staceykersting705 it's possible, but not the most reliable test.The best test is to indeed give lactulose and then measure certain gas molecules in your breath. So the only reason this doctor was stupid, was because he didn't realize how the test works. The test itself is the correct way to diagnose lactose intolerance.
LordCookieGaming There's a gene test for lactose intolerance. Much easier and cleaner and more comfortable for the patient than taking laxatives and having a diarrhea for the next couple of days. So the doc was still wrong if he didn't at least consider the test
@@exantiuse497 First of all, you're given lactose, not a laxative. Second of all, the diarrhea that some people might get after a lactose breathing test will not last for multiple days, maybe a couple of hours.
11:50 Back in the days when my grandma was young (maybe 10, so that means in mid 60's), her plaster broke. Her mom thought it would be fine to replace it by a cement cast, there was only a week left before removing it anyway.
Well, not only was it heavy, but the doctors were a bit put off by it, and obviously needed better tools to saw it open xD
Uvulas? I thought that was only in cartoons.
Mind blown
*w o a h*
I thought that meant you were a girl
In all seriousness what purpose does a uvula actually have?
The punching bags??? Haha
Text-to-speech properly pronounces ketoacidosis, but not gynecomastia. LOL
Because it is spelt incorrectly? Gynaecomastia (or gynæcomastia, strictly speaking).
Is that when boys develop breasts?
Kiara Animefan yes
Or "makeup", or "co-worker"
As someone with an ostomy the idea of my skin growing over it and blocking it is something out of a nightmare, I mean I'm nowhere near that happening but the simple idea of it occuring makes me shudder.
13:11 I have diabetes, I freaked out and feared ketoacidosis the one time my blood sugar hit 500, thankfully I was ok and found out the spike was the result of dehydration from a rather vicious stomach flu. I was held overnight and given IV fluids just to be safe. I didn't even know it could get into the thousands. If that ever happened to me I would probably have a heart attack.
Mine hit over 700 years ago, in a coma for around 4 days. Food poisoning was the culprit. The first and hopefully the last issue in the 26 years of living with it. I couldn't even begin to imagine what north of a 1000 feels like.
@@rskalisky it's frightening how frequently stomach illnesses will cause diabetes complications. Probably a similar reason why I tend to experience smaller, less dangerous spikes at a certain time of month. I'm one of those unlucky women whose has hormonal induced stomach issues. Thankfully it's less of an issue staying hydrated around that time.
@@RaccoonJinchuriki Definitely, and just how quickly it'll go down hill.
I'm wondering how the hell anyone's blood sugar could reach 1100, wouldn't that kill you?
@@haylestormable if it isn't addressed quickly it can. You have a window of only a few hours to get to a hospital before it causes organ failure. Luckily extreme blood sugar spikes tend to induce stroke-like symptoms meaning nobody will take an episode lightly.
Also, illnesses that cause dehydration tend to be the usual culprit, but excessive sugar consumption can also be to blame.
Doctor: You have three days left to live...
Me: **Holds up Uno reverse card**
Doctor: :O
Will a Mirror Force trap card work?
@@JaelinBezel that has a area of effect. Sooo.... You killed a entire hospital.
@@king_archfiend5311 I don't have a mirror force anyway. I'll just stick to Waboku.
@@JaelinBezel much better choise, now nobody dies.
oh no, you found our weakness!
I'm actually shocked at the fact some people go 10+ years without even knowing about what a fucking uvula is.. We learned that in grade 3 science.
No offense but why would you be shocked about that? This is a big world with billions of people. In the words of George Carlin, imagine how stupid the average person is. And realize that half of them are dumber than that! I'm shocked that there's not more crazy, impulsive, and stupid shit that happens on a daily basis than there is already! Nothing surprises me about humans anymore. I'm so jaded at this point by all the stupid shit I hear about
My mom thought a song with that in the title was going to be obscene. She didn't realize it was the thing in the throat. She's a nurse.
that stabbing guy had nerves of steel
i'd die from the shock alone
9:49 my brothers ex had a car run over her hand so she could get pain pills....it is truly sad.
Yeah, its not "stupid" its addiction and fucking serious.
@@rockabillymuffin Exactly. It's sad how much people choose drugs over anything else and they literally can't help it. I do think they choose to do drugs but they don't choose to be addicted and suffer.
Actually the guy with the amputated finger tip was on to something. We covered that in on our Medicine lectures recently. Finger tips can in some cases actually grow back.
Tell that to Tony Iommi
Depends on how much has been cut off.
Bone and nail cuticles do not regenerate, so as long as those are present, it should grow back. If the individual is still in adolescence, their body can redirect grow hormones and nutrients to repair. It’s the same reason why breaking a bone as a child can cause it to grow crooked.
Only if none of the bone gets cut off.
“He was subsisting off of nothing but beer”
My dumb ass: Maybe he was just a REALLY dedicated Demo main
Story from my time with EMT services.
Old lady. Pretty sweet. Lives alone. Fell over in her house. Nothing too extraordinary at this point. But: She has lots of bruises on her arms and legs in all colors of the rainbow, so some of them were at least a couple of days old. When asked about them she said „I am just old and clumsy - I bump into things a lot when I am out.“
Asked if she took any medication. She said yes and pulled out a piece of paper (her meds schedule printed out by her GP) that she then tried to read - practically with her nose touching the paper. She clearly was frustrated at this.
Strangely, she was wearing her prescription glasses. Alarm bells start going off in our heads. We ask her when she started falling over a lot.
She looks up and says „Oh, that was maybe two years ago. My eyes aren’t the best anymore, you see - I went to the eye doctor to have it checked out.“
When questioned further, she told us that „oh yes, I got a prescription for new glasses! They work wonderfully and they are pretty nice, too. Look!“
Then she turns around and reaches into a drawer. She pulls out a plastic case with a pair of glasses in them.
My colleague and I look at each other, eyebrows raised. I asked her why she wasn’t wearing them when she knew she could see a lot better with them.
Her response: Oh, I do wear them on sundays. I just don’t want to wear them every day because looking through them all the time would wear out the glass! These things are expensive, you know...“
tl;dr:
Old lady is 100% convinced that looking though a pair of glasses will wear them out and rather gets bruised a lot and risks dangerous falls.
Interestingly enough, the very tips of your fingers can grow back, but not passed a certain point.
an amputated phalanx, means the bone is amputated as well...there will be some slight callus formation and the skin will close over it, but that's not "growing back", that's just wound healing...
@@LordCookieGaming They can sometimes grow back in babies.
Not if bone is removed,
That one about the diaphragm is an old joke!
Working at an ER in Colorado (important detail) when a lady came in saying that her oxygen levels were low. We put a pulse oximeter on her finger and it read 94. She said "See, it's supposed to be at least 95." Turns out she had just moved to Colorado a week earlier from Florida, and while she was right that it should have been at 95 at sea level, at higher altitudes (less oxygen in the air) like in Colorado, any reading over 90 is considered normal. Doctor explains this to her, and she seems to understand.
Two days later, she shows up again with the same complaint saying she had a pulse oximeter at home and it was still too low. Same doctor tells her the same thing, and she leaves. Over the next week, she would show up every few days complaining about her oxygen levels. Doctor(s) were getting tired of her wasting everyone's time, so the next time she came in, the doctor told her that they needed to do an Arterial Blood Gas test on her. This test involves drawing blood directly from an artery, then sending it to the lab for testing. To do this, the stick a long needle deep into to the underside of your wrist to draw blood directly from the radial artery. It is a very painful procedure, and they really can't numb the area first because of how deep they have to go. We never saw her again after that. It seems that sticking a needle deep into her wrist finally convinced her that her oxygen levels really weren't that low.
Either that or she went to a different doctor.
My aunt had a patient. Went like this:
Aunt: Ma'am? I have some news...
Patient: What is it?
Aunt: You have cancer...I'm so sor-
Patient: No, I'm aries!
That concrete for a cast thing... characters in "As I Lay Dying" did that, too. It didn't end well there, either. LOL
I have ER stories that make all of these people immensely intelligent.
Well now you have to share.
Do tell
Well then, we’re all ears.
You posted the comment 10 hours ago yet no stories.....
WE WANT STORIES! WE WANT STORIES!
My dad has his own practice. Once a VERY " horizontally tall" women walked in and was wondering why her knees and feet were hurting. My dad never told me exactly what he said to her.
Arztpraxis is called doctors office in english
@@keithsinter5611 It's also called a "medical practice" or simply abbreviated to "practice" in English as well. Don't be a twat telling people how to speak their English. :)
Calyo Delphi you tell em.
I bet she didn't think that she was overweight...
Ironically... my knees have started hurting *more* since I've lost a bunch of weight. My mum developed type 2 diabetes, after losing weight and getting on a healthier diet (she wasn't that unhealthy to begin with.. just got healthier)..
Ya know i m very happy to know that when i ask questions that sound very stupid to ask that they've heard worst
Who the frick stabs someone with a SWORD????
A knight?
Me
Steve from Minecraft
Literally everyone from the 5000 year stretch between 3300BC to 1700AD
Uh, anyone with a sword? Duh.
It leaves a WAY better stab-wound. Who wouldn't?
Psh... dummy.
Story at 2:50, hydrogen peroxide and a little clomotrizole foot cream work well for ring worm.. also tea tree oil.
What about essential oils hehehehe
Amanda Mayville HO is not effective against ringworm plus clotrimazole is not a foot cream but an antifungal cream
@@glitzyx4x852 Ringworm is a fungus, isn't it? And clotrimazole is often made up in forms for foot treatment, because athlete's foot is common.
@@jonesnori yes ring worm is a fungal infection. While Clotrimazole is is alot of foot treatments its still marketed as an antifungal.
@@glitzyx4x852 I don't understand how what you're saying is a correction. If clotrimazole gets made up as a cream and marketed for Athlete's Foot, how is it not a clotrimazole foot cream? There's no contradiction between that and it being an anti-fungal. Indeed, if it were not an anti-fungal, it would be much less effective against Athlete's Foot.
4:15 I used to live with my grandpa and for years he had hang green, sometimes he would go to the doctor, sometimes he wouldn't, he kept getting it, over and over, he lost his leg eventually he died from sepsis. I was a kid so I got used to the smell of rotting flesh.
He died in his room and I found him.
I know the smell of rotting flesh and the smell of a dead body.
I've smelt death or rotten flesh in public places, houses, its traumatizing for me to even smell it. I don't gag like a normal person but I get sick and light-headed.
Don't you mean gangrene?
@@wcotton i meant gang green, my bad.
Gangrene. I'm so sorry about your grandpa, and about your experience of finding him. That's so awful.
The borderline diabetic was ingesting about 6,000-6,800 calories a day in order of carbs, sugar and fat. The difference would be what else is on the sandwich and how he prepped the bacon.
sugar is the same as carbs, just a highly purified and fast version. Just like jet fuel and gasoline are essentially the same thing: Fuel. I assume you mean carbs, fat and proteins, from the bacon. With the nutritional information out these days though, I'd count that as an honest mistake.
Margrete Kjeldsberg I assume he was considering “carbs” as starches and “sugars” as simple sugars. I’ve seen people do the same in my Biomed classes while learning about the proper terms
@@ShreksSwampFizz Starch is converted to glucose as soon as we put it in our moths though. Nutritionally, they're really just the same. Tastes different, and pure sugar doesn't usually come with other important nutrients, but if you're not counting dietary fiber as a carb, then I don't really see the point in counting sugar apart from regular carbs. Unless you're diabetic. I'd give my low glucose friend a candy bar over a potato any day.
Margrete Kjeldsberg Bro chill, I know. I was offering one possibility of why they had put down both “carbs” and “sugars”
@@ShreksSwampFizz I am just trying to have a conversation. Sorry if I was bothering you.
Talking about the cement guy, I’m a Makeup Artist but I trained in a Prosthetics lab (we use cement to create molds for prosthetics/sculpts for prosthetics) and literally rule number one before we touched the cement in its powder form was to WEAR GLOVES and when you mix the cement, use a wooden/disposable mixing tool because if you don’t, the cement will 100% burn you.
9:53 could be my mother in law shes a big fan of the ER.
"6 chocholate bars and an orange juice for breakfast"
after my own heart.
I’m not a medical anything but I do watch a lot of medical shows and surgeries all the time and it always blows my mind that people who are diagnosed with parasites FORGET that they traveled out of the country. They are sitting there first thinking they have cancer then finding out they have a kind of worm. Doctor: “Has you and your husband ever traveled out of the country?” Wife: “NO never not at all...although we do go to Africa several times a year but that doesn’t count right?” They live in the f*cking United States.
4:53 I was expecting that the punchline would be that she put it in wrong (ie, stuck it in her butt or swallowed it or something dumb like that); you got quite a laugh out of me. 😂🤣xD
Good job with the title of the video m8
9:03
I don't know why but that sounds like every laid back but OP anime character to me
I once had a patient in obgyn in labor. Her friend asked me where does the baby come out of. I asked one of the nurses if I could borrow her nursing book so that I could show her.
12:10
I love that fake slogan
2:20 story -- there's GOT to be some philosophical element here that could bring peace to all mankind.
I wonder how many people have died from treating themselves.
Not enough
Alot more than you can possibly imagine. There are *SOME* things you can and should treat yourself for (you shouldn't be taking any kind of medicine and treatments constantly for every little thing) but you should at least have common sense about serious shit and always see a doctor when things seem off.
Now i want to see "Doctors of Reddit:, When and why was your Patient right and you were wrong?"
One time we had parents that were really worried because they saw blisters on the tongue of their child. It has been the normal papillae of the tongue...
A father once came with his kid, telling he noticed swollen lymph nodes under his sons arms. He noticed it half a year ago and it didn't go away, so he wanted it to be checked. The doctor had a look and couldn't find anything, so the father showed what he meant. Turned out he thought that the bone sticking out when his son was stretching out his arms behind his head has been lymph nodes. (That gave me quite a satisfying feeling because that father is a really unfriendly, I-work-as-an-ambulance-driver-and-have-seen-a-lot-of-shit-and-am-almost-a-docor-myself-and-know-everything-while-you're-just-a-medical-assistant kind of person) 😅
Not a Doctor, but when I was a equipment tech at a large Hospital, we would service PCA pumps: computerized anesthetic pumps.
One day a patient called to report an issue with his PCA; he wanted us to disconnect him from the pump so his wife could 'get a taste'.
They were both arrested on drug charges..
Geez, and I thought the woman who had medication and surgery to treat her heart attack, yet somehow did not know she had a heart attack, was bad.
When I was pregnant I woke up in the middle of the night feeling something moving in the back of my throat. Literally was jolted out of bed, freaking out, literally convinced a spider or insect had crawled in there while I was asleep! I rush myself to the ER (was home alone so couldn’t have someone look and to be honest I didn’t even think to look in the mirror myself) and I run in the ER and by this time I’m having trouble breathing because of just anxiety and this male nurse runs up and looks in my throat all panicked and then all of the worry drains from him as he says that my uvula is about 3x the normal size swollen and that’s what I’m feeling. 🤭😬😬😬😬 My bad. But I stayed in the ER all night and morning and just slept there basically and they told me it was a viral infection and would have to run it’s course. Ended up going into work (at a Dr’s office lol) after leaving the ER. I’ve had it (uvulitis) 3 times since then and it sucks. My uvula gets so big it legit lays on my tongue.
That must be horribly uncomfortable.
“only 3 pills a day” damn i take 7 a day, this man would be quaking in his boots
6:03 😂😂😂 I relate to that I was confused on where it was going at first but then I realized
The dog at the end, so precious
The brain transplant part makes me tear up every time
As someone who has had to have many surgeries in thirty-five years, one of them an emergency, if you want to vomit after being put under, risking the aspiration of your vomit, go ahead and eat right before surgery.
12:25
In EMT we would jokingly refer to ourselves as the Natural Selection Intervention Task Force.
Cooter is my spirit animal
Steel wool. The thing you used gloves to handle at school . Bruh that's just... I don't even know I mean tp is 110x better than that omg this woman!
Last time i was this early it was 2008
If you blew their minds you had a 200% death rate of a inspection
13:40 I mean, I'm pretty sure he was just tired of seeing people, but who are we to stop him? xD
How...have these people lived this long
Can I just say though, about not remembering having any surgeries until someone points out the scar. My SO has a scar on his stomach from hemroids and exploratory surgery when he was a baby. Completely forgot about it until he went in for a physical and had to strip. Apparently surgeries from when you were a baby count too. Lol.
When I don’t like a specific doctor, I get a new one. I don’t just let issues go without treatment or monitoring.
I worked in orthopedics.
One patient came in not knowing why but just that her “vagina-cologist” told her to. I didn’t inform the PA, just waited outside the treatment room to see his face when he walked out.
Another patient came in for a blister he had been putting neosporin on. As I unwrapped his foot, the smell got worse and worse. I take the last layer off to find, not a blister, but a large ulcer, necrotic flesh and it turns out his 5th metatarsal completely exposed. There was so much infection that the doctor just took that part of bone out with his hand and gave it to me. This patient refused to believe he could be diabetic (he was) and had to have his foot amputated. All because of a “blister”
i'm saying "vagina-cologist" from now on.
you gotta give Cooter some props....the man knows what he wants from life
7:40 Chocolate bars AND orange juice?? That had to taste awful!
What about orange flavored chocolate? It's not the best of tastes, but it's alright.
@@fallen_vague28 That's not really comparable, though. That uses orange essence, which is more fragrant than anything. This is like using rose water vs eating an actual rose. The experience is VERY different.
This is why, when I hear people ask "How dumb can a person be?", I always refer them to Reddit (keyword search _dumbest_ lol)
I'm ready for a new ice age.
The old man living on beer is so sad. :(
Him: He showed him his girlfriends uvula
Me: when you said doctor I didn't think you meant gynecologist
9:03 Hazel Reinhardt: hold my lightning dust crystals.
The kid who felt something "tore his throat open"??? Nah, that was just the wind from Chuck Norris swinging his fist to punch out an unruly saloon patron over in the next county...
I sometimes leave food to sit in the pan over night and eat it the next day. I've never gotten sick from it. Doesn't mean I don't think it will make me sick, just saying I've taken that gamble and always won.
Something tells me it wasn't cooked properly or it was improperly stored for longer than a night. Especially in June. Salmonella poisoning, anyone? Also you can't reheat rice because it can culture more Salmonella. Hence food poisoning and vomiting! Food hygiene is important, kids!! In my case, I've also stored food covered overnight, but I always make sure its cooled first, especially when you put it back in the fridge. But I've never had a problem with it myself. I just think it wasn't cooked or covered properly.
I've had multiple people think they were going to catch my autism and some of these still managed to surprise me.
Cleaning yourself with steel wool! That's the first time in a while I had been shocked by stupidity on the I internet.
2:21 when the voice-to-text machine has a better German accent than you, a human :|
Wow, the grammar in the thumbnail is just spot on
Some people are just too stubborn to die.
I can respect that.
My friend told me he was lactose intolerant in 1st or 2nd grade, WHILE he was drinking milk. He drank milk all the time and said lactose intolerance only affects eating cheese, but still ate Cheetos with the “fake cheese”.
Gynecomastia : Swelling/Enhancement of the breast tissue due to a high level of Estrogen (female hormone) in males. Goes away after some time typically.
For those who don't know, the pill contains female hormones hence the gynecomastia.
How the HELL did that woman not know what a period is
Just a Random Girl With Luv
Back in the day they really shamed any talk about the reproductive system. To many kids literally had no clue.. Usually though the clueless ones end up finding out alot sooner..
16:20 Wait wait wait... I thought the human body CAN grow back a fingertip. I saw it on a show featuring regeneration and axolotls and jellyfish. It said apparently we humans CAN grow back certain things (For example, the liver if you lose part of it), and I could have sworn that the tip of finger was part of this. Am I wrong?
Progamer1013 I’m guessing that depends on how the finger was injured and the treatments given. Even a cut needs some care to avoid scarring; something more complex like a fingertip would need a lot more work to heal fully, if it could do that at all. Granted, I haven’t done any research on that, just going off what I know; maybe you could do some if you’re interested. Also, when you say “fingertip”, are you just referring to a small part at the very tip, or down to the first joint?
K1naku5ana3R1ka I am referring to right at the curve of the nail, straight across. The reddit post didn't specify what they meant by "tip", but I figured I would still ask the question anyway.
Progamer1013 So the front edge of the nail? I guess that would be a pretty simple piece to recreate, so sounds pretty plausible. I’m assuming from the video’s wording that they meant the whole first joint, so the guy was still stupid.
There was a man who lost the tip of his finger, but it was regenerated with the use of stem cell powder. Is this event that you're referring to?
Guild Warrior Possibly? I don't believe stem cells were in the equation, but I could be wrong.
6:07. When I came out of hospital after my kidney transplant, I was taking 224 pills a week! Eleven years on and I'm down to about 10 a day....
Holy moly! That's disturbing!
My mother pulled a few stuns with me while being a teen/child.
- refused to take me to the doc with clear eczema on my face. Eear to ear, under nose, above chin, my full mouth covered in one huge flack. My cousin was slipping to me from her cream so it won't get bloody. Still hurt and I got bullied for opening my mouth so it won't dry and start bleeding.
- next year it moved on one of my eye (I think right eye). Called a dermatologist after 3 month of begging. When the nurse saw me, she almost screamed at her because I was a serious case. How? It was on my eye and I could've gone blind on that eye. My mom asks how should've she knew. Nurse points on my eye. Doc almost fainted and lectured her for 15 more minutes while taking care of me.
- she told me Down-syndrome is caused due to the fetus getting scared in the womb two times
- for 10 years she refused to admit she had glasses. And obviously it was because I was reading too much and the youngest was watching too much screen. Middle child? No explanation. It got clear when she visited our ophthalmologist and she had her paper form the 90's when she got them.
- she tried to convince me to get off my meds and just fix my conflict whatever it is. I take thyroxine.
- tried to convince youngest not to suck their runny nose because it'd stuck in the skull. I had a hard time explaining to her and dad it can not happen. Won the argument by bringing down the anatomy book. Than they asked an explanation about my dad needing to go to the doc at childhood to get rid off the liquid in her skull. It was mucus in his frontal sinus that had an inflammation. Obviously I was disrespectful. (I explained to youngest not to suck their nose because it might be disturbing. Just blow it).
- this is both. They thought RNS can rewrite your DNA. 6 month later my dad came to us happily he discovered it was not true. Better later than never.
I swear to God if not for my middle sibling and bf who are trying to keep my sanity in check I'd have been dead before 20. And these are just the medical stuff.
If the 'good lord' wanted him to lose this vision, then he shouldn't have been wearing glasses!
If I get constipated, I just eat some jelly sweets. The haribo 80% juice ones are like laxatives to me. People call me stupid but it works.
6 sugars in a cup of tea!!! URGH it would taste like sweet water at that point! Way to destory a perfectly good cuppa