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  • @BobbyDukeArts
    @BobbyDukeArts  4 ปีที่แล้ว +7008

    Help me make this video go viral! LOL, see what I did there? also, I'm not meaning to belittle the situation in any way, I just tend to use humor as a coping mechanism when I'm afraid of something. Hopefully I made you laugh and maybe helped you be a little less scared. Now go follow me on Twitter! @bobbydukearts

    • @MarksWorkshopcrft
      @MarksWorkshopcrft 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      Bobby Duke Arts This is very cool Bobby my whole channel based off of building stuff out of cardboard

    • @dylangovea3534
      @dylangovea3534 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Are you doing tobacco again

    • @skullQ8
      @skullQ8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Bobby Duke Arts hopefully it will, as u deserve more attention , as you made our day from the beginning, thats the at least we can do for u, keep up don’t stop anytime soon🌹godbless u

    • @PrincessSixThirteen
      @PrincessSixThirteen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Humor is one of the best coping mechanisms. Thanks for the laughs.

    • @Forsaken_Blood
      @Forsaken_Blood 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I Thought You Quit Im Dissapointed😭

  • @kimdoogleouo4521
    @kimdoogleouo4521 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3152

    “A bit of genetic code encased in a shell of fat”
    It me

    • @hakaandavor2789
      @hakaandavor2789 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      A shell of what we once was...

    • @arandomfox9009
      @arandomfox9009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mr. Clockman what I AM

    • @mickyr171
      @mickyr171 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@hakaandavor2789 *were lol

    • @rubeushagrid8990
      @rubeushagrid8990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same

    • @CC00K13S
      @CC00K13S 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *kisses fingers* mwah beautiful (your comment)

  • @VOLAIRE
    @VOLAIRE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1589

    He needs some sort of medal for single handedly destroying the coronavirus

    • @m218el7
      @m218el7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      𝕍𝕆𝕃𝔸𝕀ℝ𝔼 i am the 69th like yay

    • @winter_3407
      @winter_3407 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      𝕍𝕆𝕃𝔸𝕀ℝ𝔼 well he did it more two handed one bated double footedly

    • @xx_inkybunny_xx3248
      @xx_inkybunny_xx3248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@winter_3407 and with fire

    • @givemecookies5078
      @givemecookies5078 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      oh my god,i know you from the eating ass channel,y'know the 2000s nostalgia channel

    • @galaven5614
      @galaven5614 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Some white noise for ya

  • @luke_mckay
    @luke_mckay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2444

    The only video where "I DONT wawnt thayht" is appropriate.

    • @f1nn_th3hum4n
      @f1nn_th3hum4n 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I donwant thayut

    • @Doofunkie
      @Doofunkie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      soap will be in my nightmares

    • @-budgie-4923
      @-budgie-4923 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I hope all I get is a fever

    • @thornlilyn6888
      @thornlilyn6888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@-budgie-4923 why?

    • @-budgie-4923
      @-budgie-4923 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      thorn lilyn because some of the new symptoms of coronavirus are really bizarre

  • @anonymoustissue
    @anonymoustissue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    Joking about the genuine health concerns your family has for you, right in front of your family is such a power move and I'm here for it.

  • @elorahowland3237
    @elorahowland3237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4247

    i’m sorry...are we not going to talk about how bobby LITERALLY RODE HIS UNICYCLE ON HIS ROOF?!?!

    • @jorted_julimak
      @jorted_julimak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      Yeah and how the hell he got that high up in that tree and still jumped around lmao

    • @elorahowland3237
      @elorahowland3237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      @@jorted_julimak no clue. hes truly a mysterious man

    • @dingee7233
      @dingee7233 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      no, that's considered normal here

    • @tovanille
      @tovanille 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      He has a bowl wall 🤷‍♀️

    • @DrakeTheBeast
      @DrakeTheBeast 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      main question is who hurt him in such a way for him to want to lol

  • @sturmifan
    @sturmifan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +401

    he made a shirt for that joke, took like one week for making that and then he destroyed it in less than one hour
    that's why we love your content bobby.

    • @dougb70
      @dougb70 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      keep your eyes on the ball. He was actually making a video.

  • @jamesgrimwood1285
    @jamesgrimwood1285 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5587

    "Mummy, why's there a naked man up that tree?"
    "Oh don't worry dear, that's just Bobby making another TH-cam video. I'll get the hose and get him down."

    • @wadrayt6771
      @wadrayt6771 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Lol

    • @mrcreepmcpasta2959
      @mrcreepmcpasta2959 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Lmao

    • @sealz6238
      @sealz6238 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Absolutely not.

    • @ashishsahu6013
      @ashishsahu6013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      don't worry kid i'll get my ladder

    • @no-vo9bm
      @no-vo9bm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Don't worry kid let me get my shotgun

  • @Putridrainbow25
    @Putridrainbow25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    You’re a life saver Bobby. I’ve been using your paper mush-clay for piñatas and it’s the bees knees. Keeps the kids from killing them instantly. I’d recommend for cosplay weapons and such as well, super durable and not too hard to make.

  • @rachelfish2506
    @rachelfish2506 4 ปีที่แล้ว +524

    Hey we're proud of you for how far you've come with quitting tobacco - its gonna be rough for a while but we love you and will continue to watch your videos with laughter and glee!

    • @maudwillemse7089
      @maudwillemse7089 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      omg I feel so dumb rn, I forgot what Tobacco was and instead thought he was talking about TacoBell..

    • @Werhgrjdtvrykum
      @Werhgrjdtvrykum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@maudwillemse7089 it happens to all of us

  • @lunarumbreon7420
    @lunarumbreon7420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1565

    "TH-camrs are getting demonitized for talking about coronavirus!"
    Bobby: *ahem* watch this

    • @Ludde_V2
      @Ludde_V2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      But why are youtuners getting demonitized for taking about corona?

    • @cherishbendyuwoch.b6868
      @cherishbendyuwoch.b6868 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Farming fan so people won’t get scared and also just for the health care and won’t more info get TH-cam studios and you’ll see it right on top of the thingy thing ;-;

    • @DialgaDiamondGaming
      @DialgaDiamondGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Ludde_V2 that's what I don't get why is TH-cam thinking that saying Coronavirus is a considered cursing or something offensive?

    • @powerkane
      @powerkane 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@DialgaDiamondGaming from another video I saw it was something to discourage false info to be put out there about the stuff in favor of views for money aka 5-minute craft like videos... no money then they wouldn't spend the time to put their fake videos out there, by fake I mean non-resourced videos about the pandemic

    • @meyeneetuks4680
      @meyeneetuks4680 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@cherishbendyuwoch.b6868 im sry. I had a hard time reading your comment

  • @curlygurly2112
    @curlygurly2112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    this video has big "could a depressed person do THIS?" vibes and I respect that.

  • @tickedoffllama
    @tickedoffllama 4 ปีที่แล้ว +564

    "That looks really disgusting... Take a bite" Found yourself a good woman there

  • @lucaguccione-jimenez346
    @lucaguccione-jimenez346 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1021

    This feels more like parents filming a child’s experiment rather than a daughter filming her father at work

    • @SilverAshes109
      @SilverAshes109 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Cheezeitzrice Actually, it’s a wife filming her husband 😂

    • @wlf-kidri7008
      @wlf-kidri7008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@SilverAshes109 Yeah that's what I thought. His wife films his skits.

  • @seth5088
    @seth5088 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1312

    Its really nice when he acts more like himself. He's felt to much like a TH-camr in the past few vids. Love you duke.

    • @leoheikka1425
      @leoheikka1425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Seth Frisby maybe because he is a youtuber

    • @an1ah
      @an1ah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Leo Heikka shhhh, okay?

    • @f1nn_th3hum4n
      @f1nn_th3hum4n 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The big Dukey

    • @JoshuaKantara
      @JoshuaKantara 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Seth Frisby he is a TH-camr...

    • @calinguga
      @calinguga 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      not sure i know what you mean, but i did notice this vid had a bit of a different kind of humor, i liked it a lot

  • @stephaniefrances7447
    @stephaniefrances7447 4 ปีที่แล้ว +836

    WHY ISNT ANYONE TALKING ABOUT THE FACT THAT IT TOOK DAYS TO MAKE THIS AND HE JUST DESTROYED IT 😭

    • @rat_dragon
      @rat_dragon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Because we all want to destroy COVID-19!!!

    • @nasrinsultana2341
      @nasrinsultana2341 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Exactly

    • @SupremeGang420
      @SupremeGang420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      IKR I actually put it up on display and been like “look everyone I made art”

    • @wlf-kidri7008
      @wlf-kidri7008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@rat_dragon We could just destroy the source... We all know where it came from... And it's the second time this strand of virus hit the world coming from the same place of origin. I mean, I'm just sayin'. Obviously people will never learn from past mistakes.

    • @shourshot
      @shourshot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @Lance Anthony let it be, just don’t poke the bear...

  • @ApricotDaddy
    @ApricotDaddy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    "stop smoking tobacco its gonna kill youuu" "well now i'm going to die from heart decease and obesity" oh my god

    • @boxcarwillies1603
      @boxcarwillies1603 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      IKR? I can't stop laughing at that part!

  • @tuffychub5604
    @tuffychub5604 4 ปีที่แล้ว +472

    "Why do they spell 'manslaughter' mans laughter, it's not very funny" I'm proud of you. You are a real dad.

  • @kennedywalker1915
    @kennedywalker1915 4 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    Could you IMAGINE being married to this guy?? Or having him a dad? Life would never be boring

    • @MrLanceHeartnet
      @MrLanceHeartnet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Depend on a person. To me, too much of this guy would be annoying. I don't mind occasionally hanging out with him.

    • @Anonymous-sg4tr
      @Anonymous-sg4tr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I would happily be adopted by him

    • @pip398
      @pip398 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lance Heartnet i would gladly have him as a replacement for my dad 😞

    • @davidhill1547
      @davidhill1547 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      For me it would have to be the dad as I’m a straight male 😂😂😂

    • @Justnicoleluvss
      @Justnicoleluvss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So true😂

  • @wumpus976
    @wumpus976 4 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    “The consistency of a turd smoothie.”

  • @554drago
    @554drago 4 ปีที่แล้ว +550

    I love how he knows a lot of his viewers are dumb so he needs to add the “sarcasm” audio after every joke 😂

    • @Anonymous-sg4tr
      @Anonymous-sg4tr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I don't think he considers a lot of his viewers being dumb. He's just very aware that there are some of his viewers who are *cough* *cough* Americans *cough* who tend to be very influenced by what they see on the internet...so...yes. dumb. Lol

    • @Anonymous-sg4tr
      @Anonymous-sg4tr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@siamesewarrior7248 hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    • @Anonymous-sg4tr
      @Anonymous-sg4tr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@siamesewarrior7248 not all...but majority yes. Are the most backwards humans on this planet

    • @siamesewarrior7248
      @siamesewarrior7248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Anonymous 2357 I’m American. I wouldn’t say I’m dumb, but I do lack a bit of common sense and I am ignorant.

    • @inkyfingers317
      @inkyfingers317 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Anonymous-sg4tr that's an ignorant, rude, and intolerant thing to say.

  • @tamiromero6987
    @tamiromero6987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1330

    Bobby's neighbors: There's the weirdo again, dancing naked in the trees

    • @Cowgirlcadet
      @Cowgirlcadet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Shad's neighbors: Our neighbor wears armor and swings swords around while yelling about MACHICIOLATIONS!

    • @mariagreenwood9375
      @mariagreenwood9375 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @2016 LEE_JIE-SHI_ERICA_JANE He is.

    • @lisabeavis8598
      @lisabeavis8598 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Its pretty normal now

    • @Opheliatheweirdo
      @Opheliatheweirdo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Johnny: mommy?
      Mom: yes Johnny?
      Johnny: why is there a half naked man swinging on a tree like a weirder version of Tarzan?
      Mom: ._. What now-
      Mom: oh god he’s on his roof riding a unicycle

    • @borbleborb4586
      @borbleborb4586 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      900th like

  • @AZero887
    @AZero887 4 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    Why is this video such a perfect parody of literally everything

    • @-budgie-4923
      @-budgie-4923 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aaron Burkholder the lion king

    • @IndigoGollum
      @IndigoGollum 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was reminded a bit of Bob Ross during the first cooking part.

  • @AGothNamedWednessday
    @AGothNamedWednessday 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Elmers glue in a jug with a red cap: *exists*
    Me: "... Forbidden milk?"

  • @aliball6245
    @aliball6245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    Is no-one going to talk about the amount of bisque wear on the table?!? She’s getting so good at ceramics!!! I love seeing all the pieces everywhere 😍

  • @pedroguscos73
    @pedroguscos73 4 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    Relationship goals:
    *Messy hair*
    "How's my hair? Is it ok? I can't see it..."
    "You look hot."

  • @starsandsuch7778
    @starsandsuch7778 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    “And we’re back.”
    I’m not quoting a particular transition.
    All of them.
    They were all hysterical. It somehow never got old.

  • @Nick-rs5if
    @Nick-rs5if 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "You can't just buy this shirt."
    I'm losing it! 😂

  • @_nataliebeck_
    @_nataliebeck_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    When he rode the unicycle on the roof I was like, “Bro that’s so dangerous!” Then I realized I sounded like a mom lmao

    • @desnialumera5396
      @desnialumera5396 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I think that being mostly naked in a tree while channeling Rafiki is just a little bit more dangerous.

    • @Anonymous-eo2er
      @Anonymous-eo2er 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I was impressed

    • @_nataliebeck_
      @_nataliebeck_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Anonymous [26490] same oof

  • @lukeg.708
    @lukeg.708 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    Bobby: "I've gained some gains."
    You and me both bobby 🤣

  • @Newt2799
    @Newt2799 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    I hope we get to see Flafmn again he's such a great news anchor.

  • @joepie221
    @joepie221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Very creative use of the boxes and great production. You should have cut it in half at the end and made helmets for your kids. Their teachers would have really appreciated that, I'm sure. New subscriber and thumbs up.

  • @zanneel6758
    @zanneel6758 4 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    Cornavirus: [exists]
    Bobby: "I wawnt thayat... waiT, NO"

    • @gepi5667
      @gepi5667 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Loll

    • @TansyCat
      @TansyCat 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wewd

  • @pegasus3642
    @pegasus3642 4 ปีที่แล้ว +496

    He is the only funny dad and non boomer dad I ever know

  • @KittyCeption._.
    @KittyCeption._. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +613

    "Honey, why is the neighbor outside half naked and swinging on a tree?"

    • @sugarpopz6949
      @sugarpopz6949 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Tarzan

    • @tyreewadsworth1593
      @tyreewadsworth1593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Oh silly, that's just Bobby boi, lmfao!

    • @Channel-zn4yu
      @Channel-zn4yu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      BUT ME MIRE JUELERY

    • @bobbys2643
      @bobbys2643 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Again, you forgot the word again 😂

    • @AudraT
      @AudraT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I just love Bobby's humor so much. He's so demented.

  • @Person_4283
    @Person_4283 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    ah, yes of course u need a Thneed,
    "Everybody needs a Thneed,
    its a thing that all people need."

    • @computermadness9186
      @computermadness9186 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@derpypizza yo same

    • @phamdung3884
      @phamdung3884 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can you guys tell me what is “thneed” please? I’m not enough of a intellectual to get it.

    • @groupemail2272
      @groupemail2272 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@phamdung3884 a thneed is a dr Seuss thing.

  • @BartBruh
    @BartBruh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +637

    Imagine he didnt turn his camera on before filming destroying the virus

    • @butterbee7084
      @butterbee7084 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I guess he’ll have to make more cardboard poo

    • @wrad3879
      @wrad3879 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ma dawwg

  • @kappa3667
    @kappa3667 4 ปีที่แล้ว +741

    Everyone: wash ur hands :)!!!!!!
    Also everyone: so basically I haven’t showered in a few days

    • @nathancabiles796
      @nathancabiles796 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      monkey thats accurate

    • @OnlyShovels
      @OnlyShovels 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Very. I haven't showered in 4 or 3 days

    • @joshyingling
      @joshyingling 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      We didn't get here by washing our hands, none of our ancestors did for the entirety of human creation.

    • @VultureSkins
      @VultureSkins 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@joshyingling are you joking

    • @twig5730
      @twig5730 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ...

  • @itzgabehurl
    @itzgabehurl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1353

    Make a sculpture of your face that way you can get “a head of yourself” ;)

  • @ThePumpkinToad
    @ThePumpkinToad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Him chanting the baboon's thing from from Lion King at 0:36 was a really nice touch. Really got me

  • @BobbySeas
    @BobbySeas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    You can tell that quarantine is getting to me when “I prepared this water earlier” makes me giggle for three minutes.

  • @lpuik
    @lpuik 4 ปีที่แล้ว +438

    "Why do they spell 'manslaughter' mans laughter, it's not very funny" I HATE THAT I'M LAUGHING OMFG

    • @jjamppong001
      @jjamppong001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      now you're manslaughing

  • @scorebatgaming
    @scorebatgaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +520

    Bobby: *finishes*
    Me: Yoo that looks awesome bruh
    Bobby: time to "wash" it
    Me: wat..
    .
    wait WHAT NO OMG
    BOBBY

    • @FujishimaAkiko
      @FujishimaAkiko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same! I was like, "Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" lol! It looked so awesome! It was totally fit for a classroom setting, well when this thing is over.

    • @Nonexistility
      @Nonexistility 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      you dingus that is not "bruh" that is [bro].

  • @catzie_78
    @catzie_78 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "Wewe wanas, wash bananas"
    -Bobby in the Treetop 2020

  • @Mariah.Jo.
    @Mariah.Jo. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    The Dutchess is an angel. If any of that stuff went down in my kitchen, I would come unhinged.

    • @kyleguajardo
      @kyleguajardo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      His wife is very nice and possibly one of the most patient people alive. She has appeared in a few of his videos

  • @0_Izzaayy_0
    @0_Izzaayy_0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    Bobby: *walks out with a bat and a shirt labeled 'soap'*
    Me: "BOBBY NO, DON'T DO IT!!!"

  • @jhonii2x421
    @jhonii2x421 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Me: *Washes hands and puts on hand sanitizer*
    What the virus sees: 14:46 - 15:25

  • @jakea627
    @jakea627 4 ปีที่แล้ว +734

    Bobby: *is holding a bat*
    Me: don’t do it.
    Bobby: *continues to destroy the project*
    Me:NOOOOOOO

    • @SitcomZ_
      @SitcomZ_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      A waste of all the time and effort T^T

    • @fadimetarim
      @fadimetarim 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same

    • @epicabe248
      @epicabe248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      my exact thought process

    • @James52637
      @James52637 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Bobby is like a chef. His art is only there for a short time to impress a few, and then gone forever.

    • @platystrophia
      @platystrophia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah, but the feeling to end covid19, if only for a minute... worth it.

  • @Caiden_Brison
    @Caiden_Brison 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1190

    "Everyone Ignores The FACT That He Is RIDING A UNICYCLE ONTOP OF A ROOF!!!"

  • @Psyrus88
    @Psyrus88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    "Now, let's get back to the important thing: Making coronavirus in my kitchen"
    **Intense door pounding**
    *"FBI OPEN UP!"*

    • @emilykrey5319
      @emilykrey5319 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Psyrus deserves more credit

  • @pixel_ppl2504
    @pixel_ppl2504 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    14:59 now this teaches us to be never emotionally attached to someone or something because no matter how much effort you put into something to make it a reality, eventually everything will be destroyed.

  • @zullietcabrera33
    @zullietcabrera33 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Bobby: MANS + LAUGHTER = MANSLAUGHTER
    ME: 🤭 didn't even know how to spell the word till now 😂😂
    THANKS BOBBY!

    • @kaysden
      @kaysden 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Zulliet Cabrera or MAN + SLAUGHTER

    • @Tamaletaker
      @Tamaletaker 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      kayden nguyen I think here she didn’t know how to spell slaughter

  • @nikhilrao6185
    @nikhilrao6185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +420

    Nobody:
    Booby:cooking cardboard and making delicious Corona virus

    • @JSLeeds
      @JSLeeds 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The mans name isn’t Booby Dook...it’s Baby Duck.
      Good job sir.

    • @nikhilrao6185
      @nikhilrao6185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@JSLeeds 😂😂😂

    • @jakea627
      @jakea627 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol booby 😂😂😂

    • @misterjerofficial
      @misterjerofficial 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bobby duck, booby dook, Bobby dook, baby duck or baby dook

    • @DropBoxSkai2769
      @DropBoxSkai2769 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Booby 😂😂😂😂

  • @shadowscribe
    @shadowscribe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    "It's like getting to play with poop, but it's NOT poop!"
    inner primate becomes intrigued.

  • @davidvalian
    @davidvalian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “Welcome back to News-News. I’m Flafmn...” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @braindeadstreams
    @braindeadstreams 4 ปีที่แล้ว +492

    Everyone: ew wet blended cardboard
    Bobby: *poop smoothie*
    Me: *DUKEY SMOOTHIE*

    • @VvDiverDownvV
      @VvDiverDownvV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      OMG yes! XD

    • @misogi6050
      @misogi6050 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I lost it at this part

  • @Luvvie90
    @Luvvie90 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    "Your poor wife..." -Me during every shenanigan.
    UNICYCLING ON THE ROOF?!

  • @siouxempirecoyote8174
    @siouxempirecoyote8174 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Never thought about that spelling before, man’s laughter. Food for thought.

    • @jasonflay8818
      @jasonflay8818 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There is a very old riddle whose answer is manslaughter/ man's laughter, saw it on modern Rogue a while back

  • @darealliam4421
    @darealliam4421 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    “It’s like getting to play with poop but it’s not poop and it doesn’t stink!”

  • @-budgie-4923
    @-budgie-4923 4 ปีที่แล้ว +567

    Bobby: we’re gonna get that to the consistency of a turd smoothie
    Also Bobby: *squish turd smoothie cardboard*
    Me: *visible wheezing*

    • @dragonbitez0093
      @dragonbitez0093 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Budgie The Xiibuss lol

    • @13_cmi
      @13_cmi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Visible wheezing even though you can only hear a wheeze

    • @catherinevo6060
      @catherinevo6060 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Budgie The Xiibuss xD

    • @busybees.r.c.1836
      @busybees.r.c.1836 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wheezing!?!?!?😳😳😁

    • @Cheshieruu
      @Cheshieruu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@13_cmi
      maybe uhhh, they're in cold weather and they can see their breath.
      or they're a dragon.
      be more considerate, smh.

  • @hailtothefire_
    @hailtothefire_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    “I’ve prepared this water earlier” I don’t know why that was so funny to me but I can’t stop laughing 😂

    • @sirmeliodes5978
      @sirmeliodes5978 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@captainclawster1529 please shut up

    • @shizazeppeli2536
      @shizazeppeli2536 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@captainclawster1529 S-I-M-P, ACT 3 FREEZE THE SIIIIIMP

    • @calliopehall2682
      @calliopehall2682 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Guy: *makes a compliment to a girl*
      Everyone: SIMP

    • @sylasviper715
      @sylasviper715 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Amber ale.. Sounds great, just be glad your parents didn't go for apple cider.

    • @spudboio
      @spudboio 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      same, he is an angel from heaven that was meant for our entertainment!!!!

  • @darluliedarkreader8378
    @darluliedarkreader8378 4 ปีที่แล้ว +382

    For a moment I thought Mark was serious until he said 5g towers.

    • @TheRealAlpha2
      @TheRealAlpha2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The sad thing is the people who get that far and go "seems legit." and mean it.

    • @houwlingwoolf
      @houwlingwoolf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So the part we’re dolphins swam though the. Missasipi river with 5g towers strapped to there back that let out a virus made by the us government was serious

    • @kyoxtohru112
      @kyoxtohru112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@houwlingwoolf
      To some people? Yes.

    • @KetansaCreatesArt
      @KetansaCreatesArt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@houwlingwoolf
      The 5g theory may or may not be true But, those who are presenting it never said that 5g is letting out virus. They are talking about the immune system that was already getting down because of 5g, which gives the virus entry to multyply faster. AGAIN, I am not saying the theory is true or not, but People who want to ridicule it are directly mentioning "5g let out virus" which also shows that they are definately trying to distract people from something. They know, when you say something obnoxious like that, people will laugh it out and never bother to research around further into it.

    • @Hello_Poetry-
      @Hello_Poetry- 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kketansa Art also what if the shipping boxes are contaminated when u get them? Just use soap, right? Lol so subtle and yet obvious at the same time 😂

  • @idunno439
    @idunno439 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    “Sorry I was having a flashback to my glue eating days.” 😂fav quote of the year

  • @ZoosheeStudio
    @ZoosheeStudio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    TH-cam: Don't say anything about the virus or we'll demonitize you.
    Bobby: - Holding virus - "Huh?"

    • @TheRealAlpha2
      @TheRealAlpha2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Raycon: I gotchu, fam.

  • @Pomegranate44
    @Pomegranate44 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1021

    He’s ever so slowly loosing his sanity

    • @theredalpha7290
      @theredalpha7290 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Fredbear 24
      Everyone is 😕

    • @cryptocoder5553
      @cryptocoder5553 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I'm ever so slowly gaining sanity.

    • @nonimus6269
      @nonimus6269 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@cryptocoder5553 you're stealing his sanity

    • @KaiSub
      @KaiSub 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      You can't lose something you never had

    • @mariocar0727
      @mariocar0727 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We all are 😭

  • @sirdar3548
    @sirdar3548 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    Bobby Duke: "Buy these wireless headphones from our sponsor!"
    Also Bobby Duke: *wears different wireless headphones while sculpting LOL

    • @tbone6.6.66
      @tbone6.6.66 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The ones he was wearing had wires aswell

  • @ClxudXD
    @ClxudXD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    me: "honestly i hope he beats the shit out of it when its done." Bobby: I GOTCHU HOMIE

  • @skelllllllly
    @skelllllllly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    You can tell you’ve made it when you can unicycle. But you can tell you have true happiness if you can unicycle on a roof.

  • @antuber
    @antuber 4 ปีที่แล้ว +492

    Bobby Duke: "Coronavirus"
    Demonitization: Imma bout to end this mans whole career

    • @Roanoak
      @Roanoak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      na he has a sponsor ...

    • @antuber
      @antuber 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Roanoak literally just got to that part 2 minutes ago 😂😂😂

    • @archierm
      @archierm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@antuber But it's also 5 seconds into the video

    • @FREDDYHUNTER34isnotliquid69420
      @FREDDYHUNTER34isnotliquid69420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Raywhatever: imma bout to save this mans career

    • @MaxifyTraits
      @MaxifyTraits 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yea cuz some retards are thinking Coronavirus is offensive

  • @maurice7017
    @maurice7017 4 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    Bobby: hits, shoots and burns the coronavirus
    Media the next day: **infection rate drops to 0%**

    • @spudboio
      @spudboio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Me: our hero bobby the dukey the aweshome shmookey monkey man boy has slain the rona!!!!!!
      everyone else: ...okay...fine.

    • @mallory1269
      @mallory1269 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      If only

  • @magicschoolbusdropout7743
    @magicschoolbusdropout7743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Can we just take a moment to appreciate that Bobby has never click baited us

  • @pearlescentwxves3393
    @pearlescentwxves3393 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    me: watches the video when it comes out
    also me, (1 month later): -watches again-
    “and we’re back.”

  • @wigglyofficial467
    @wigglyofficial467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    Who else when Bobby said “amazon likes to put that box inside of another box.” Thought of emperors new groove? No one just me ok.

    • @Kongstudios2
      @Kongstudios2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmao I legitimately thought that was where he was going with that bit🤣🤣🤣🤣! And then maybe dress up as either Isma or Kronk for authenticity 😂😂😂!

    • @kikicoco5787
      @kikicoco5787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cinnamontwist 420 no no i didn’t get it but i wish i did cuz i love this movie is my favorite disney movie yes i said not one of my favorite but my favorite disney movie i would watch this movie 24/7 and wouldn’t get bored of it !!!!

    • @sebastians_kitten
      @sebastians_kitten 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      THEN SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!

  • @aviationnerd5388
    @aviationnerd5388 4 ปีที่แล้ว +353

    “And he cried that night knowing that his creation was gone.”
    R.I.P coronavirus
    Cause of death: Soap.

    • @buzzybee3382
      @buzzybee3382 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What was the time of death detective?

    • @michael68mifsud
      @michael68mifsud 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@buzzybee3382 soaptime

    • @TansyCat
      @TansyCat 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was gonna like but 69 likes sorry ;)

    • @williammatthews1955
      @williammatthews1955 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TansyCat ,uhh a what

    • @TansyCat
      @TansyCat 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      William Matthews there was 69 likes but now there is more and I have liked

  • @kyasarin131
    @kyasarin131 ปีที่แล้ว

    Over three years on from the beginning of this nightmare and it's still cathartic watching Bobby as Soap smash the virus model with a bat. Thank you Bobby.

  • @tweakydeek3706
    @tweakydeek3706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +577

    Nobody:
    No one whatsoever:
    Bobby: *shoots the coronavirus*

    • @TinyMafioso
      @TinyMafioso 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Kxng Tweaky well we do need a shot to stop it

    • @Toby94
      @Toby94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think in some states of America it is legal to shoot (plinking) in your backyard... Tell me if I'm wrong, I don't know for sure

    • @featherorknot
      @featherorknot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Toby94 Totally is in a lot of places - I know the law here is if the projectile doesn't leave your property you're legally allowed

    • @susanmiller4159
      @susanmiller4159 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Isn’t he in Texas? Nuff said.

    • @ThePolecatProcess
      @ThePolecatProcess 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Toby94 It totally is. Well only if you live outside of city limits.

  • @ashyfire33
    @ashyfire33 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    "We should wash our hands. With some soap." Sounds like a threat if you ask me...

  • @cjred159
    @cjred159 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    “It’s like getting to play with poop” .....how do you know what playing with poop is like? XD

    • @Euoplocephalus
      @Euoplocephalus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Wait you don’t 😳😳

    • @abdulmannanbabar8020
      @abdulmannanbabar8020 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh I thought everyone... Haha yeah why would he know that HAHAHA

    • @nford4191
      @nford4191 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah. Who tf doesn’t know what playing with poopoo feels like?!

    • @App1_e
      @App1_e 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well, it’s Bobby, what did you expect?

    • @calebfuller4608
      @calebfuller4608 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i mean we all used to be children

  • @monikacarter7681
    @monikacarter7681 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Loving the Office Space reference at the end! Excellent acting job. :)

  • @pootiesart
    @pootiesart 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    “I prepared this water earlier”
    Waaaaaay funnier than it needed to be

    • @554drago
      @554drago 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      fujoshy uWu to be honest 😂😂😂 Bobby comes up with the dumbest shit and it just always works

  • @wyattvlogs1190
    @wyattvlogs1190 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    Video: Sponsored by Raycon
    Bobby Duke: Uses wired earphones 10:20

  • @Why-uo7cj
    @Why-uo7cj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    TH-camrs: *says coronavirus once or it’s in the title*.
    TH-cam: *_DEMONETISED_*

    • @bcgrote
      @bcgrote 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      As if we don't know what's going on, or a word is SKEEEEERRY, or might makes us sick. Susan is dumb.

    • @sealz6238
      @sealz6238 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This comment: DEMONITIZED

    • @Real_Kaedinh
      @Real_Kaedinh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Man named coronavirus:DEMONITIZED!!!!!

    • @RW7266
      @RW7266 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That was a fun video, but now I've seen how big those viruses are, I don't know why so many people are infected. They'd be easy to dodge, especially with six-feet of space to jump around in.

    • @-budgie-4923
      @-budgie-4923 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ron Wild yeah, and the colors would be able to distinguish this virus from any other virus! You can also just run away from it when you see it!
      I also noticed that this virus was released in December, I think a few days after Christmas, and the virus has Christmas colors (red and white)

  • @-MrFozzy-
    @-MrFozzy- 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    We all need a little dukey every so often....thanks man...I really appreciate your type of humour...it’s awesome

  • @333.E.
    @333.E. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +382

    Bobby: * pulls out a gun and shoots corona virus *
    Me: 'MERICA!

    • @VvDiverDownvV
      @VvDiverDownvV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is America- 🔥🙅🏿‍♂️🔥

    • @suburbanoctopus4517
      @suburbanoctopus4517 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      YEAH, ‘MURICA

    • @jazzything
      @jazzything 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It was actually the soap that had the gun

    • @sykocake4369
      @sykocake4369 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jazzything American Soap

  • @seniorbeanos5051
    @seniorbeanos5051 4 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    Bobby: How to make the co-
    TH-cam: Demonetized

  • @jimbobjonesstudio9105
    @jimbobjonesstudio9105 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    *Aggressive hand motions*
    *”The-the kids are doin’ it”*

  • @tylerleonard6937
    @tylerleonard6937 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Man this video is hilarious and fun. I love Bobby dukes videos and im super happy he's still making videos during this pandemic because its nice to have him show up in my feed

  • @joshualomocso6065
    @joshualomocso6065 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Girls : Nothing is made to be broken
    Bobby : *observe*

  • @madimadime2578
    @madimadime2578 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    0:35 this sequence of events is so chaotic and I’m thrilled

  • @Cedalion
    @Cedalion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    “Now a word from our sponsor”
    Raycon?
    “Raycon”

  • @hotarushidosha
    @hotarushidosha 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bobby you are freaking hilarious and I love all your shenanigans. Your art is amazing and your videos are entertaining. Props to you and and family for such entertainment.
    Love the office space reference at the end of this video.

  • @danielrowsey7667
    @danielrowsey7667 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    “... to the consistency of a turd smoothie” I laughed much harder at that than I think I should have

    • @av3_ren
      @av3_ren 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Daniel Rowsey but.. how does he know the consistency of a turd smoothie?

  • @ariombilat
    @ariombilat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    No one
    Bobby: *goes to tree only with underwear*

    • @StarburstBeanz
      @StarburstBeanz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Yes because that is the weird thing and not the flipping unicycle on the roof XD

    • @spiffy3334
      @spiffy3334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Squash banana

    • @lrv7658
      @lrv7658 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@StarburstBeanz or even riding a motorcycle inside his house

    • @keithyinger3326
      @keithyinger3326 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It was the chainsaw in the kitchen that made say, what the.. lol

    • @aileenrubio56
      @aileenrubio56 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thats the most rational thing I’ve seen him do

  • @purpleburneracc
    @purpleburneracc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    It's fun to hear you say "papier mâché" when you are a french person like me.😂

    • @powerofthec5908
      @powerofthec5908 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      May your language burn in hell.

  • @Yoe_mAmA
    @Yoe_mAmA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Extraordinary humoric experience. In every video! And I loove it😍🤪❤

  • @thatb1sh
    @thatb1sh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Is it just me or did Bobby get even more crazy now that quarantine is a thing?

  • @BLUE-HU3
    @BLUE-HU3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    *Gets called a goobus*
    Me: "I've been called way worse."

    • @myrkhosh
      @myrkhosh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No one cares

    • @KindaCrengi
      @KindaCrengi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      In fact when he called me goobus it was the nicest thing that very happened to me in years

    • @aprilfields5469
      @aprilfields5469 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You're not funny

    • @BLUE-HU3
      @BLUE-HU3 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aprilfields5469
      You are you implying your unnecessarily brainless comment to?

    • @Hexahectaenneacontakaiheptagon
      @Hexahectaenneacontakaiheptagon 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ur a dingleberry

  • @mariashadows1328
    @mariashadows1328 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I was going to skip the sponsored part but then I remembered;
    This is Bobby Duke.
    Enough said.

  • @rozazb8138
    @rozazb8138 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm vibing with the chaotic energy

  • @miguelgabino9339
    @miguelgabino9339 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Teacher: why haven't you turned your assigments in?😠
    Me: 1:58