Playing the steam games that I have never opened
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 15 ก.ค. 2024
- Come on, admit it, we all have steam games that we have never played.
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Edited by @Kippesoep001, @TropicalFreeze2 and Kevin - เกม
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These games are always so predictably low quality yet its funny every time
Yep
@@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens hello, dear leader!
Deadliest Catch looked nice though
Yaro P very detailed oddly enough
@@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens I salute you dear leader
I love that Kevin has a green screen for his face cam and just doesn’t use it.
He uses it for jokes and memes every now and then.
😆 he uses it sow we can't see hims messy room
To go with his unused games
He just likes green
@@fungus4390 I like this comment. Good job.
If you're looking for hidden gems in your library, Alpha Protocol is a cult classic RPG which provides ample opportunity to make enemies and be a dick.
Alpha Protocol was so good! Loved it when I was like 16 or so!
Another one is 80 days, a pretty good choose your own adventure.
I wish I could play alpha protocol again but it won’t let you redownload on 360
I actually got a little excited when I saw alpha protocol because I thought he was gonna play it.
Alpha Protocol deserves a sequel to iron out the jank.
Petition to make this a series since his library was so large
Brilliant idea
I second that petition
Signed
Got my vote
Yes
“Froggy boi, and Kim Jong BOOM”
I’ve never heard 2 games that sound that different in my entire life
Hey, I saw you hear yesterday!
T Rex I’m here everyday that I have internet, I’m a dedicated simp
@@callmeturg lol, same.
Turg how is your nose!?
Call Me Turg and i'm a simp for Turg
"I want to jump off a bridge" -Guy who played bad rats 2020
AHHH I UNDERSTAND
I AM BETTER THEN EMINEM
Holy shit my comment got hearted by kevin
Imagine someone hitting you with their car and then all you hear them say is “oh sorry, I was in my inventory”
Go Away my mom when she starts going through the center console
10:17 "Is it even my fault if they're running towards my car?" You either die as a victim or live long enough to run people over with a car
I quite literally read this in perfect sync as he said it
Stranger: What’s your father’s name?
Kid: *Dad Mcdadface*
Lol
DMV Worker: And your Mothers maiden name?
Me: McMotherface... its Irish
Dad, sailing the Dad McDadface during the DADliest catch
@@willis32 Mom McDadface
I AM THE BETTER RAPPER HERE
WHO IS 2 PAC WHO IS EMINEM !!!!
kevin needs to find some irish simulator games and rate them on their accuracy
Irish Farm simulator
Lara Costa it’s just potatoes
Doctor: "what seems to be the problem?"
Me: "my crabs are feeling suicidal"
Love your Grant pfp💀💀
@@shiannafoxx ❤ ty
Is crab therapist a viable carreer option?
“Everyone has games in their steam library they never play”. I guess except me I’ve played all 9 of the games in my library
same 😂😂
The trick is to learn about humble bundle 5 years ago
I literally only have Stardew Valley 😂
I’ve played all 4 of the games in my library, 3 of which are free to play
You clearly haven't had enough Summer Sales under your belt
"Hi drowning, I'm Dad" Best Dad joke for this game
It's also one of the only jokes in Disenchanted that lands. I mean it's Elfo, but still
I kid you not, I laughed so fecking hard at that part
"We're going to play games." *silence*
Yes.
Yes
Yes
'Is it really my fault if they're running towards me?'
'oh wait, that's the excuse the guy who hit me used.'
Oh Kevin
BYE THE WAY HE JUST DROPPED THAT AND MOVED ON IMMEDIATELY
"I love and understand this video!"
- A real human 100% satisfaction guaranteed.
*Day 5 of operation.*
More like bore ragnarok
@@kaenagreen1716 lol amiright
Alpha Protocol is actually a sick game. Played it like crazy when i was younger, got platinum trophy for it. Very good story with the choices in actions and dialogues
The man knows what he is doing bringing that up. In fact with the glitches and the ability to be a dick to everyone. AP is the perfect Call me Kevin game
A deep dive into your steam library is like a deep dive to the dark web, you dont know what youll find ....
He had dont starve there, that game rocks
@@wardinalex4078 He and RT played it together a bunch, don't know if you know
@@wardinalex4078 He also had The Binding of Isaac Rebirth that game is also great
80 days is a hidden gem with great story telling and tons of replayability
“I wouldn’t kill anyone” demonstrably untrue
Kevin: "I would never kill anyone".
Now, that was fecking hilarious 😁😂
Now that's a big fat lie
"I wouldn't kill anyone"
I don't know about that, Kevin
Yeah right, we have video-graphic evidence!
*insert aysat John Cena meme*
“Let me know what you might like me to play”, TBH you could play the drums for Guitar Hero and I’d still watch. Don’t matter to me 🤷🏻♀️
Kevin: “sends giant metal cage into the ocean”
Also Kevin: oh I think I was supposed to attach a boy to that
"For the first in my life I'm disappointed to say I don't have crabs" - Kevin 2020
Kevin’s making a lot of dad jokes here and I’m terrified there may be a Turg junior coming
surprised and angered that nobody else has pointed out kevin’s 250+ pending steam messages
'' Strap the boy to the cage, that's the first time I said that and it was innocent'' I genuinely want to know where he said that in a bad way.
Kevin looked at "Bad Rats" and said "I can't resist that!"
Hey there Kevin, my name is Friends, and today I’m going to be watching you play games.
Kevin: A buoy, not a boy. I'd never kill anyone.
Jim Pickens: So...you've chosen death.
lmao I actually just started replaying Alpha Protocol, literally less than a week ago. It's weird how those coincidences happen... Seems too perfect sometimes.... Anyway...
I've played that game through quite a few times, it's AWESOME. I would love to see you play it. Especially with your... Style of play when it comes to RPGS. That would be a really good game for a "see what happens if I try to fuck everyone over" run.
IT"S THE TRUMAN SHOW!!!!
Day 1 of asking Kevin to make a Christmas album for this years Christmas special
that would be very acceptable to me
as long as he makes a song about Kim jong boom I'm down with it
omg you're a genius
But clearly, it would be better if he released a Christmas album for Halloween.
FUUUYUCCKKK YEEEAAAAH
Kevin: “You know it’s a good day if you murder a cat.”
My cat, sitting on my lap while I watch this: 👀🙀
@Иван Иванов speciest?
Иван Иванов more species would be offended if they knew what the hell was going on
@Иван Иванов well it does sound worse but it's not the right word. ¯\_( ' > ') _/¯
@Иван Иванов yea I know. Surprised you didn't whoosh me
I can't believe Kevins a racist
10:48 oh you tricky tricky man. you about had me there
Screencap of Kevin's own totally legit game, recording Crap Fishing at 2.nd of september at 11:05 - hello Future Kevin - thanks for going back in time and spoiling us ^^
You can tell Kevin has never gone crabbing in his life. At least when I go, you only wait about 14 hours, not 147
If only the other FNAF games were part of this list, one can dream
Thats true
I SUMMOM YOU KEVIN TO PLAY MORE FNaF!
Pizzeria Sim and UCN are free so it wouldn’t be a stretch.
Nah he would just get Jim to do it and at that point he’d hunt them
Petition for Kevin to play FNaF Help Wanted
The way Kevin immediately dipped when he saw the racially stereotypical bomber rat, man Kevin really do be a better person most people I know in real life.
Is anyone else kinda nervous now every time he puts on his headphones after he missed?
Kevin all jokes aside, your videos make me laugh more than just about anything. It is an honor watching you ruin the lives of NPCs
3:00 "Not a boy. I wouldn't kill anyone" Kevin your entire channel says otherwise
*clicks one of his sims 4 vids*
what, he didnt play Alpha Protocol? yes, its only like half done, and a second and third part would be REALLY nice!!!! *WINK* *WINK* but still! great game! :)
Wait,
He never specified that he was doing something a little bit different D:
Kevin: 'Not a boy, y'know I wouldn't kill anyone
Also Kevin: Has about 100 episodes of the Sims in which he has had innocent people killed for literally no reason.
kevin's quiet wheeze at that awful game at 5:57 was just perfect
Suicidal crabs
I wouldn't think I hear this in the sentence today.
80 days is genuinely such a great little game. I spent hours on it years ago trying out new routes and unlocking new stories.
"I wouldn't kill anyone!"
Your track record tells a different story..
Conspiracy theory: It hurts like hell for Kevin to snap those headphones into his head but he does it anyways because he wants to be cool. Who’s with me?
**Flashback to when he snapped them but one of them missed his ear**
D P
Oh yeah. It’s all coming together
Kevin is cool whatchu mean
Kevin is cool and relatable to his fellow youths
I dont know why but the thought of a guy named dad standing in one place for 60 hours is hilarious.
I've considered doing something like this myself from time to time but never ended up going through with it. I've got quite a handful of backlog myself from Humble Bundles. Your demonstration simultaneously encourages me to plumb the depths hidden in my game list as well as makes me fearful for what I may find. XD
I understand and appreciate this video - A 100% Real Human
I hate and don't understand this video - definitely a spam bot
Hi kevin, just wanted to let you know that you're amazing and you've helped me through alot with all the laughs you give me, keep up the great work!! :)
:) oh btw, if you see a guy named star, report him.
@@IamaPERSON ok
@@dynodan9234 thanks. Normally I don't suggest that, but he self promotes
@@IamaPERSON no problem
@@IamaPERSON Has that "AXXL" douche come around to this channel yet? I've seen him on a bunch of stuff, but not Kevin or RT's vids. someone ought to ban him one of these days.
Alternative title: Random games but I'm the Dadliest catch
1:20. Kevin you kill me man haha. Also my new supervisor started this week and his name is Jim......I have to keep resisting the urge to follow it up with Pickens.
I don't why but Kevin is becoming more and more relatable and I don't know how I feel about that.
I thought I had people that got the bait
Turg: O, TuRg EAteD tHe bAit
That's my new headcanon. Dad McDadface couldn't catch any crabs because the only other crew member was Turg.
Alpha Protocol was such a great game. Every once in a while I come back to it and play through the story again.
It’s so great to be able to live on the same planet as Kevin
You wanna hear a joke?
What did chicken say when he crossed the road?
Chicken? More like... Bore Ragnarok
I forgot about that joke for 2.5 seconds
What did the chicken say when he crossed the road?
Love.. is a burning thing..
You’re starting to look like a very pale pirate with that beard, Kevin.
So online piracy?
Captain Palebeard perhaps?
Wil Wolf i approve
1:03 For a moment my brain thought that was Octodad: Dadliest Catch and I got excited 🙁
he played that!!
I’m glad you’ve got the same issue with buoy I have. My kids thought the mermaid was “sitting on a boy” in the Eddystone Light.
First time in a while Kevin got the headphones on without missing his ear 👏👏👏👏 Congrats Kevin
so proud
Has Kevin ever played the Henry Stickman games? If he hasn't, I would love to see it.
Eric Rodriguez he’s only played a few
looks like u gotta do the same thing that the dude stop guy did
What did he do?
@@ericrodriguez4566 repeatedly asked for Kevin to play 'Stop Dude' and it worked... Eventually
I guess I can do that
“Not a boy. I wouldn’t kill anyone.”
*laughs in Sims*
This music 😂😂 it’s every video. 😂❤️
I love how he reacted to having to wait one minute twenty seconds, because it’s too relatable
Day 6 of thanking Kevin's fanbase for not being toxic.
I like your username and pic
Eeeh
You're welcome
Its cringe tho
Its cringe tho
Well, Alpha Protocol is a really good RPG from Obsidian
Honestly looking at the number of them, this could easily be it’s own series.
Kevin "I have games ive never played, OHHH look alapha protocol that looks fun." Never have i been so teased by a Kevin video
Day 68 of asking Kevin to play the Kim Kardashian mobile game
i oneup this
i twoup this
I threeup this
I fourup this
I fiveup this
Kevin please continue your hardcore minecraft world!! I loved that series. I love all of your videos I just would love to see you continue that one especially since you did like making them! Thank youuu!
Congrats on the success of your channel, I love your videos and watch it all the time
I would watch a series of this if Kevin was down to "broke protocol" on his channel
Although I love the headphones smack dearly, as a glasses wearer, it does make me wince a little bit every time
Rec Room is actually a really fun VR game. I saw it in Kevin’s list, and it’s nowhere near as low quality as you may expect. It’s a very fun social experience
Imagine me having steam for over three years, having one game, and one friend, then watching this
Love the beard, although you’ve had it for a while, it’s really epic, and it suits you
8:26 Only the real MVP's remember xXNoRegretsXx and MTG
I actually love these videos of you doing games that're just sitting around
Yes, pleeease do more videos like this! I love everything you do, but the crappy games are definitely a highlight!
"Alpha Protocol, that looks cool!" Oh, you sweet summer child...
Hey Kevin, you should play a game called Tyranny where being evil is recommended
Love this kind of content it's fun to watch
I would love to see Kevin play Alan Wake! I do enjoy the concept of playing steam games you haven’t played before as a video!
Day 23 of telling Kevin that he is beautiful ❤️
Day 5 of asking Kevin what his favorite color is
Nice username
Rockysprings thanks
:P
I am a PERSON yes
Иван Иванов day one of telling you hello
Alpha protocol was great actually, as a 12 year old I thoroughly enjoyed it
over the years ive notcied sometimes they add random games to your library
I would actually love a full video on you figuring out the Deadliest catch game!
"I don't care about anything else I just want to go we have limited time."
Ya doing alright there, Kevin? Basement fever does get the best of us somedays.
Day 465 of asking Kevin to play yandere simulator
No
Boi.
Thats alot
This has an odd aggressive desperation
Kevin, just play it to fix this broken mans soul
Wow Alpha Protocol, that's actually a very fun game, I remember playing multiple playthroughs and unironically enjoying each one. A diamond in the rough considering its bunched up with games like Bad Rats of all of them.
This could easily be a series, please keep doing this Kevin
Day 9 of not having anything to ask kevin to play
Well than ask him to finish Gregory horror show
I relly want him to play batman telltale
@@baher4953 I think he did at one point
@@IamaPERSON no i checked every where!
He didn't play it
Finishing resident evil 7??
Last time i arrived this early, my girlfriend left me
My condolences
What?? You kinda butchered that joke buddy, trying to be edgy and can't even get it correct... "Last time I came this early, my girlfriend left me" is how the saying goes there cheif..
@@roguekwads_fpv7368 if you don't like how I told the joke, then you can have a nice day buddy
You butchered the joke
Kevin: I wouldn't kill anyone.
All of Kevin's Viewers: "Doubt"
Would definitely love more of these videosss