when someone post pictures of them kissing im usaully ok with it cause they might be married or have kids but when they have been together for like a week it is nasty
Not ok I think I might want to see famous hot people make out but seing normal people doing it I can just go to the club if I want to see that.. FB I feel is not to brag about making out.. Same goes for people who post everything they're eating.. Unless you're really proud and made a 5 hour thing to eat don't post it ... anyways my opinion..
In Germany we have two sayings: When you're in love, you see everything through purple glasses. And when someone is really stupid, we say: "Man bist du verstrahlt. (Man, you're really pumped full with radiation)" Why I am telling this? Because I often encounter couples on the street, who are so in love, that they don't have any awareness of their surroundings. The earth could break in half and they would just stare into eachothers eyes. So I classified them as purpleradiated. ^^
Anna Grigoryan I did watch the video, I wouldn't be commenting if I didn't watch the video like some people in the comments section... Plus its "That" not "Pthat"
But it's true you can be date but it's not serious I'm year 7 and people get shocked if a small couple last 5 months ( that's the longest I've known a relationship to go on) holds hands or even... Hugs! Shock horror gasp! Also 10-12 year olds don't know how to handle relationships because a friend of mine got a boyfriend and stopped speaking to us for 10 weeks or so'
It gives me a warm fuzzy feeling watching this video. Lilly asks to hit 3 million subscribers at the end, and now she has eleven million. Possibly more. It's a great thing. Love you Superwoman. 😘
When one of my mates got a girlfriend, all they would do was post messages to each other on their FB pages (they could have just text each other but nooooo, we all had to play witness to it). One night he posted 15 long songs (I'm not joking) in a row. I puked a little in my mouth then blocked his feed! lol. I'm sorry, but plllllease! :/
XD IKR Girl my good guy friends gf posts all the time on his wall I mean they like can do that over text or skype or in real life lol But nooooooo XD its so icky and yucky lol XD
My friend does the same thing with his girlfriend. it is literally disgusting and annoying -__- Everytime they post a picture of them together, he'll always comment hearts or I love you's and it annoys me to no end! I ended up blocking his feed and blocking him all together lol
its even more annoying when u see like 10 or 11 year olds doing it all over Facebook and twitter like "i love u baby i can't live without u omg" LIKE U GUYS ARE 10 GO AWAYYY
I dont think the broken scale is annoying. I mean they love each other so just let 'em be. And its really not cool for the "not hot" person cuz their soulmate gets chased by all the girls/guys. Not everyone is hot (not everyone is a temperature), but everyone is beautiful. Everything/everyone has its beauty but not everyone sees it, but luckily, their partner does.
My old crush posts every month about his girlfriend (on almost the same day) and I'm just like if you don't stop posting that ish imma block you and report you as spam don't act like I'm not over here cuddling my long pillow cuz I'm single as f okay
This was super funny. I had fun. Images of a few people actually flashed in my mind as you explained the seven different types of couples. The funniest part was the Princess-rose-cuddle-i-forgot.
Me: *reading the comments* Everyone: DAN AND PHIL R 7!!!!!!!1!!1 Me: Aren't these two just friends? I know you people ship them but just because you ship them doesn't mean they're a thing.
+Fandmm And Crapw Because it's annoying. I understand people wanting them together, but they're not. I'm sure it gets annoying for them too. Why can't people just let them be friends?
The worst type is the TMIs, aka those people sharing every.single.detail of their relationship. Like, bro, have some boundaries, no one cares about your sex life!!!!
You forgot the on-off switch then couples who are always mad at eachother for something stupid like guys hanging out with other girls or girls liking another guys Instagram pictures
Do awesome couples even exist? They are, by default, annoying if you're single (which I am). So how can there be any couple other than an annoying one? (Now praise me for how deep that was). Oh and there's another one: the struggle couple. When someone is fed up with being single and dates an inanimate object.
***** Oh well Superwoman (jokingly) dated her phone, and apparently we are all dating our phones. And I (guilty) am in LOVE with chocolate I take it (her) out to eat ;), share a meal ;), show it (her) off, and it (she) makes me happy :D
I laughed so hard when she said "that's not cute that's a lab experiment gone wrong"
SAMEEEEE LMAO
literally same i replayed that scene like 8 times
Why?
"Care is a virgin, because I am not doing it!"
I will use this quote for the rest of my life...
Same 😂😂
+Nondescript Lamp same =D
Lolololplolololololololololololollolololololoolololololololololololollpololoololololoololololollollolooololollpolo
+Majestic Lamp Oh H yeahhhh, hhahahahah
😂😂
"care is a virgin. because I'm not doing it."
😂😂😂
lmfao!!!
omg lol
Senior quote right there
That should be on a t-shirt.
Bae: no you hang up first!
Me: •presses 'end' button•
LOL
same
m
Sammmeee
Same
"Care is a virgin, cause I ain't doin it" I CAN'T BREATHE 😹😹
@@shreeyagoyal9568 innocent kid,cute
"Everyone's on the dance floor and you're over there slow dancing to Gungnam Style."
Died
My ex was a cuddle poo. This happen on multiple occasions:
Him: "No, you hang u-"
Me: *Hangs up.*
I didn't have time for that.
Aint nobody got time fo dat
I don't think anyone has time for that 😂
Haha..
Love this dude
My ex cheated on me😂
Haha lol
"yES BABY, YES, SAY MY USERNAME!"
I died xd😂😂😂
I'm am so dead 😂
*Fr0stingg* every time my crush says my username I scream 😂😂
apologizinqq
There I said it.
Lmfao.
Jk.
Maybe.
;)
Kill me.
apologizinqq 🤞🏼
doesn't his tongue bring out my eyes lmfao😂😂😂
"Not a SINGLE person want to see couples kissing" Damn right hahaha
Do you mean that like nobody cares or are you kinda sorta punning off of being single?
Timmy Turner Pun intended, from what she said.
You forgot the old married couple
The couple who seem like that have been married for 50 years but still in their 20's
Nah, thats not annoying thats wholesome
@@Danny-he1vc lol true!
@@Danny-he1vc yeah it’s adorable
"braid his hair and come wearing a tampon"
Hilarious XD
"yes baby YES. say my username."
DEAD 😂😂😂😂😂😂
That part when Superwoman turns something that simple to something extremely funny
Jaida Loves Calum omg right? Some many people that I know.
😂😂😂
Jaida Loves Calum I WAS ABOUT TO COMMENT THIS
IKR!!
Haha "care is a Virgin because I didn't do it" I love her
Never realised how amazing she is!
I read this at the same time that she said it too!
OMFG, she's amazing. XDD That should be on a T-Shirt.
when someone post pictures of them kissing im usaully ok with it cause they might be married or have kids but when they have been together for like a week it is nasty
True dat
+JAV Girls I want to puke in my mouth just thinking about it
+JAV Girls mee to
Not ok I think I might want to see famous hot people make out but seing normal people doing it I can just go to the club if I want to see that.. FB I feel is not to brag about making out.. Same goes for people who post everything they're eating.. Unless you're really proud and made a 5 hour thing to eat don't post it ... anyways my opinion..
no you don't you are probably like the op and single and jaded
"Doesn't his tongue bring out my eyes?" 😆
I don't even need a boyfriend. The pizza delivery guy and I are pretty close already.
Lauren Elise *_Omg gurl I feel ya_*
😂😂😂
In Germany we have two sayings:
When you're in love, you see everything through purple glasses.
And when someone is really stupid, we say: "Man bist du verstrahlt. (Man, you're really pumped full with radiation)"
Why I am telling this? Because I often encounter couples on the street, who are so in love, that they don't have any awareness of their surroundings. The earth could break in half and they would just stare into eachothers eyes. So I classified them as purpleradiated. ^^
what?
+DemTacs never heard of that.
und ich bin Deutsche :D
dreamscometrue.
Purpurverstrahlte? Klar hast du noch nie davon gehört. Ist ein Begriff den ich erfunden habe.^^
+DemTacs That's awesome!
This comment made my day :)Good job :D
I love how her " rants " turn into comedy shows! 😂
IKR😂😂😂
So true
You, Lily, ARE SO HILARIOUS 😂😘
The Dog Whisperer lmao it's Lilly
Lilly*
*Lilly
Dog Whisperer it’s *Lilly*
Well duh she’s lilly
"Care is a virgin because I am not doing it" that will probably be my yearbook/senior quote XD
😂
Holy shit. I have two friends and their relationship is all of these combined. Kill me.
Same dude. Except I have three of them to deal with.
_ ThatGirlNamedSophia lol
Same but they say there not
feel sorry fr u bro. good luck.😂😶
"DOESN'T HIS TONGUE BRING OUT MY EYES"
OMG I CANNOT.
bae: love you sugar plum lion penguin
me: wtf you talking about?
Kylie Eckert Ahahahah😂😂
I.....😪😪😪 Jk I am laughing
HAHAHAHAHA
"Say my username!!" 😂😂😂
Haha! That was SOOO funny!
Sindy Batista!
I win.
Ikr!
LOL
haha my crush on FB said my username and I was like 😍😍😍 come on baby, say you love me, poke me, message me, you know you want to...😍 😂😂😂
As a matter of fact, 90% Indian couples are the "not in a relationship" couple. :P
Hahahhaha and kids in primary school. Acting like they dont even know eachother...
Welcome to India! We hide our relationship status in fear of our parents. :D
We hide it even from our closest of friends. Sometimes, we hide it from each other too. -_-
Shivam Murari thats deep bro, real deep...
Pipoorri Dohl so deep i can see Adele rolling :D
1:00 is that how youtubers hook up? "SAY MY USERNAME"
XD
The ”Not A Couple” Couple is like almost every Wattpad story lmao😂
"Yes baby, say my username" I CAN'T XD
Boyfriend: Please, forgive me for cheating! I love you!
Me: I don't....
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Omg yesssss gurl
Superwoman is one of those TH-camrs who doesn't try and force herself to be funny and actually enjoys making videos for what they are.
Care is a virgin cause I'm not doing it...
My new motto... 👌
I do also like the Loading...
Attempting to care, line.
All couples are annoying to a bitter single such as myself :P
Totally relatable.
how right you are...how right :P
You're on every video I see!! Haha
Preach it Ryan
Ryan Lamont same
The "Not a couple couple" describes a lot of TH-cam couples...
*cough*cough* PHAN *cough*cough*
THANK YOU.
Hello, fellow phandom member.
Cough tronnor cough cough
+justdianahere tronnor
Cough cough Tronnor and Phan cough cough
"Doesn't his tongue bring out my eyes?" 😂😂😂 i died
This reminds me.....I am so alone!!! 😭
Katrina 2002 Same honestly same
Katrina 2002 being single rocks
@@mintii4469 yeah we ain't missing nothing
same
me too😭
U forgot the couple that doesn't act like a couple but still is one
Pthat was number seven watch the video.
Anna Grigoryan I did watch the video, I wouldn't be commenting if I didn't watch the video like some people in the comments section... Plus its "That" not "Pthat"
***** If your in that relationship it is,
Basically the opposite of number seven
That's not annoying. That's ideal.
yes baby SAY MY USERNAME! LOL
"YES BABY SAY MY USERNAME" XD!!!
OMG yah
Im on a lilly marathon and at the end when she said she wanted to reach 3 million i just kinda felt so proud of her like she HAS reach very far!!!❤❤
Princess rose glitterbug poodle sounds like a tropical disease
That's one of he funniest things I've heard all day XD
Doesn't it
i never even notice when she has pimples until she points them out
You forgot the couple who are like ages 10-12. Like they're too young to be in a serious relationship.
ugggh my ten year old friend has had four. yes you read me right. FOUR boyfriends in the fourth grade I MEAN COME ON
Athena ⋆ Cw700 I know right I'm 12 and I have crushes but I would never actually date someone until I'm like 14 or 15.
Athena ⋆ Cw700 exactly!
If you can decide your gender and sexuality when you are 10-12 then I think you're old enough to date someone.
But it's true you can be date but it's not serious I'm year 7 and people get shocked if a small couple last 5 months ( that's the longest I've known a relationship to go on) holds hands or even... Hugs! Shock horror gasp! Also 10-12 year olds don't know how to handle relationships because a friend of mine got a boyfriend and stopped speaking to us for 10 weeks or so'
Luke Hemmings and Arzaylea are the broken scale couple lmao
3 MILLIE FOR LILLIE!! Awe so proud of you!!
Jesse and Jeana are the total package DOPE FRESH NATION 4 LIFE SAAAAN!!!!
YESSS
They are boring AF now
I was thinking of them when she was talking about the total package couples
Ya i was thinking of them too and i am prety sure she was talking about them.
You have been making a lot to "Types of..." vids lately. I like that you are going back to the old classic Superwoman style vids.
It gives me a warm fuzzy feeling watching this video. Lilly asks to hit 3 million subscribers at the end, and now she has eleven million. Possibly more. It's a great thing. Love you Superwoman. 😘
Is it just meh, or when I watch Superwoman vids this is my expression.😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😂😂😂😂😂😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐
Yeeess
I just realized that...omg hahah😊😂😐
Anagaa Nathan mine is 😀😀😁😂😆😀
I'm just 😂😂😂😂😂 all the way
Lol btw nice profile pic
"Boyfriend in a bottle"
...10/10 girls would buy
I woke up yesterday with grass in my hair.
wut?
Owkay. Well that's random. 😂
godammit tomoko
Must be because you blacked out from trying to talk to that hot guy at the ice cream shop.
K McAlpine hahaha
"Care is a virgin because I am not doing it" OMFG!! SUPERWOMAN WON ME OVER!!!
Omg she is so cute !! i love her sarcasm man !!
I missed the bus, I am home alone, so.... I am watching Superwoman videos. BYE
I hate when she says subscribe cuz I've already done it and I don't know what to do
"You know what a 'rose glitter poodle' looks like?"
Lily: (plays what it looks like)
Me: (died laughing)
Aw the ending was so cute :D
I know awww
Right
Superwoman ALWAYS delivers! :D
When one of my mates got a girlfriend, all they would do was post messages to each other on their FB pages (they could have just text each other but nooooo, we all had to play witness to it). One night he posted 15 long songs (I'm not joking) in a row. I puked a little in my mouth then blocked his feed! lol. I'm sorry, but plllllease! :/
XD IKR Girl my good guy friends gf posts all the time on his wall I mean they like can do that over text or skype or in real life lol But nooooooo XD its so icky and yucky lol XD
My friend does the same thing with his girlfriend. it is literally disgusting and annoying -__- Everytime they post a picture of them together, he'll always comment hearts or I love you's and it annoys me to no end! I ended up blocking his feed and blocking him all together lol
its even more annoying when u see like 10 or 11 year olds doing it all over Facebook and twitter like "i love u baby i can't live without u omg" LIKE U GUYS ARE 10 GO AWAYYY
Total Package: Felix and Marzia
Celestial yass
*****
TH-camrs: Pewdiepie and Cutiepiemarzia
They've been together since 2012
Relationship goals af
Celestial no no, Dan and Phil
Celestial toootaly also septiplier
I feel like I would be in a "not a couple" couple if I were to try to hide it from my parents.
"Care is a virgin 'cause i'm not doing it." oh my god 😂😂😂
I dont think the broken scale is annoying. I mean they love each other so just let 'em be. And its really not cool for the "not hot" person cuz their soulmate gets chased by all the girls/guys. Not everyone is hot (not everyone is a temperature), but everyone is beautiful. Everything/everyone has its beauty but not everyone sees it, but luckily, their partner does.
Yeah, I was thinking the same.
Me and my boyfriend just tag each other in memes 24/7
That's true love right there
"I don't care. You see this? This is care. Care is a virgin, because I'm not doing it."
Completely lost it. XD
number 7 is basically dan and phil
I've never read anything more true
And 4 😂
Riya Guha. Unfortunately, no.
It's also Scott and Mitch
+Jillian LaHood oh my god yes
When she said get some popcorn i got some, ate it while watching this. I can relate to this so much.
Yeaa so did i :)
LOL aha "now that she's gone, u want me to press zero huh"
She needs a TV-show, now.
Yes! She would be the best talk show host EVER
Sydanna she would be the next Ellen
Sydanna she would be the next Ellen
Omg yeah, 'Lily' :D
#3 Girl squats by the back, boy shoots inbetween legs.. Why did I even answer that question?
My mind is in the gutter 😂
Oh my God! 🤣 (also tae's face!💜)
I WAS JUST THINKING THAT LMAOOO
The smeegles is Nico di Angelo and Will Solace lol
These guys are also 7
Madeline Gager YASSSS another shipper of the two THANK YOU
Solangelo smut over here
omg SOLANGELO. YESS💗💕
My old crush posts every month about his girlfriend (on almost the same day) and I'm just like if you don't stop posting that ish imma block you and report you as spam don't act like I'm not over here cuddling my long pillow cuz I'm single as f okay
"Tell YOUR boyfriend wot braid his hair, and come wearing a tampon!"
My favorite part in the whole video XD
SUPERWOMAN IS AWESOME !!!!
true dat
Soo true
True!!!!!!!
Luv superwoman!
This was super funny. I had fun. Images of a few people actually flashed in my mind as you explained the seven different types of couples. The funniest part was the Princess-rose-cuddle-i-forgot.
Me: *reading the comments*
Everyone: DAN AND PHIL R 7!!!!!!!1!!1
Me: Aren't these two just friends? I know you people ship them but just because you ship them doesn't mean they're a thing.
Who are Dan and Phil?
Two British TH-camrs, danisnotonfire and AmazingPhil. They do a lot of videos together.
FuttyAndMuffins Okay. Thank you.
why cant you just let people act how they want without wrecking it for people?
+Fandmm And Crapw Because it's annoying. I understand people wanting them together, but they're not. I'm sure it gets annoying for them too. Why can't people just let them be friends?
OMG!
(L)OOK (A)T (M)E (E)ATING - (A) (F)ACE!
Lmao, I died at that, and I didn't even notice that!
Awesome! I didn't even think about that : )
lol
Too many experiences with "not a couple" couples.... WHY DO THEY EXSIST!?
It never gets old how she always forget what number she is up to xD
I have college tomorrow and I'm just binge-watching all of these old videos... Totally worth it
The worst type is the TMIs, aka those people sharing every.single.detail of their relationship. Like, bro, have some boundaries, no one cares about your sex life!!!!
Pewdiepie & CutiePieMarzia are the total package!!!
+Kathryn Vicky 😄😄
so true
Yes!!!
YASSSSSSSS
Kathryn Vicky I love watching them and they are the total package
She's the most hilarious youtuber in the TH-cam community, YOU ROCK SUPERWOMAN
"Yes baby...YES...SAY MY USERNAME!" 😂😂😂
When she said " grab some popcorn " I actually paused the video, got up and made some popcorn. 😂
Me too XD
"Care is a virgin because I'm not doing it" that's perfect XD lol
I love this video! It completely expresses my frustration and hate of couples.
2:19 she actually just threw her phone on the ground hahahahaha
You forgot the on-off switch then couples who are always mad at eachother for something stupid like guys hanging out with other girls or girls liking another guys Instagram pictures
I think what was in annoying couples part 1
Sophia Grant I didn't see it but I know so many
Yeah i hate that
Fighting is just foreplay and could potentially fit into the online couple
Go look at the first video👍
Number 4 and Number 7 are TOTALLY Dan and Phil.
And Larry Stylinson
And number 6
can u please do a video about"my parents react to fancy by Iggy Azalia
Yes i would like to see tht 😃
Yes!!!
anais sayedi OMG yes that would be awesome
Ahaha! That sounds awesome!!
Oh my god Lilly you HAVE to do this😂😂
yes baby yes!!! say my user name...omg that line 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lilly's eyebrows on fleek!
I laughed so hard when she said 'cuz it's shame shame'
OMG
xD
"Care is a Virgin because I'm not doing it!"
That's so great! GOLD!!!
fangirls are like "OMG PHAN IS 7!!1!1" XD
phangirls you peasant
the total package one made me think of prank vs prank
Omg totally!!! Haha!!
why who's the odd one out?
***** what do u mean odd one out?...
Amlyrn Z whoes the one you dont like
Me too!
Do awesome couples even exist? They are, by default, annoying if you're single (which I am). So how can there be any couple other than an annoying one? (Now praise me for how deep that was).
Oh and there's another one: the struggle couple. When someone is fed up with being single and dates an inanimate object.
***** Hah! spot on! Nice deductive skills you got there. For another example: Spongebob has done this once or twice already XD
***** Oh well Superwoman (jokingly) dated her phone, and apparently we are all dating our phones. And I (guilty) am in LOVE with chocolate I take it (her) out to eat ;), share a meal ;), show it (her) off, and it (she) makes me happy :D
This is basically most of the couples around me... While i'm a loner.
and now you have almost 15 m subscribers ♥ proud of you sis