No, we just live in the world where the military industrial complexes based in multiple different governments invested massively in mobile communications technologies that allow for your location and any audio picked up by the microphone in your mobile phone to be tracked and recorded remotely and invested billions into companies intent on funnelling the majority of Internet traffic through a small number of highly surveilled choke points that ensured that in the event of revolutionary uprising misleading propaganda can be easily disseminated and any prominent organisers can be locked up in internment camps without trial under "anti terror" legislation and engineered a situation where children born after a certain date would never know what it was like to live without at least one nearby device constantly bugging their conversations and tracking their movements and relationships with their peers at all times.
The "Police Department" part of the video is absurdly bizarre lol Eriksson is the type of guy who would launder his money on producing Steven Seagal movies
If I recall there was a movie about the gizmondo rumored but I guess it never fully materialized. Then again this video already captures the craziness of it all, great job as always!
Such a crazy story with Erikkson honestly, a mobster somehow creating a handheld that was supposed to be a gps tracker for children sounds so absurd it baffles me, you did a lot of research from what I can tell - great video as always (allegedly)
wake up babe, new Cellar just dropped seriously, how do you find this shit, what a fascinating story... told expertly as well as always i appreciate the work you do to entertain the masses and patiently await your next endeavor. allegedly.
I would've actually played some of the games, but there's no emulators for this thing so you need the physical hardware. I checked the available listings, and let's just say I'd need a LOT more Patreon money to justify a purchase like that lol. If you're curious about the games, Lazy Game Reviews has a pretty comprehensive video on the system itself and shows off a few of its games
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When the world looks bleak, remember that we could have lived in another universe where the mafia gave gps trackers to children
No, we just live in the world where the military industrial complexes based in multiple different governments invested massively in mobile communications technologies that allow for your location and any audio picked up by the microphone in your mobile phone to be tracked and recorded remotely and invested billions into companies intent on funnelling the majority of Internet traffic through a small number of highly surveilled choke points that ensured that in the event of revolutionary uprising misleading propaganda can be easily disseminated and any prominent organisers can be locked up in internment camps without trial under "anti terror" legislation and engineered a situation where children born after a certain date would never know what it was like to live without at least one nearby device constantly bugging their conversations and tracking their movements and relationships with their peers at all times.
17:55 "the most profitable thing about this company was the fucking horse!!" Emperor Caligula would be proud
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I remember this but didn't know the full story, only "weird handheld" and "crazy car crash". Fun video, yo
Tjock-Steffe entering to "Walk" by Pantera was fucking hilarious
Bro thought he was Rob Van Dam
@@Air_OK No way he can hit a 5-Star Frog Splash like the Whole F'n Show
My mam goes away for a couple months and comes back with absolute Chernobyl levels of fire
"A couple months" I WAS TWO WEEKS LATE *I wither into dust and vanish*
That's how mafia worked
The "Police Department" part of the video is absurdly bizarre lol
Eriksson is the type of guy who would launder his money on producing Steven Seagal movies
"Gizmondo, the horse" fucking brilliant
This must have taken a lot of research! Big kudos 👏
If I recall there was a movie about the gizmondo rumored but I guess it never fully materialized. Then again this video already captures the craziness of it all, great job as always!
Thanks!
Your topic choices are always so interesting. Im genuinely never bored with any of your videos and they make me really happy when i watch them.
Wow, you did your research on this. Very good video
Such a crazy story with Erikkson honestly, a mobster somehow creating a handheld that was supposed to be a gps tracker for children sounds so absurd it baffles me, you did a lot of research from what I can tell - great video as always (allegedly)
Thank you!
what the fuck
how do you just Find shit like this
this is so fascinating
This video was really well done!! Such a wild story behind a largely forgotten console.
Super fun and interesting video! Great job! I love your unique style!
Ok, now i wanna see a sopranos style biopic on this
cannot imagine a child begging their parents to seek out a sketchy gizmondo when they can just get a nintendo ds for way cheaper
I always think this is the gamecom, I don't know why I always confuse the two, they just blend in mind
"Failed gray handhelds that start with G" for 200
@@TheCellarTaigenMoon oh yeah, totally. Also, to me the gamecom also feels like a device the mob would sell, idk why it just does
@@rodrigomarcondes5857 The predatory marketing certainly helped
This is nuts
wake up babe, new Cellar just dropped
seriously, how do you find this shit, what a fascinating story... told expertly as well
as always i appreciate the work you do to entertain the masses and patiently await your next endeavor. allegedly.
Absolutely insane story, hope the swedish mafia doesnt come after you lol
the things you teach us
like how "potpurri" is pronounced in english
Is it pronounced differently somewhere else? I'm pretty sure the way we say it is close to the original French
LMAO WHAT?!?
ok but how are the games
how's sticky balls
I would've actually played some of the games, but there's no emulators for this thing so you need the physical hardware. I checked the available listings, and let's just say I'd need a LOT more Patreon money to justify a purchase like that lol. If you're curious about the games, Lazy Game Reviews has a pretty comprehensive video on the system itself and shows off a few of its games
I’m sure it would’ve been a success if only it had Wario Land 3 on it.
Your parts are in 16:9 now. Unsubscribed
jk great video, loved it. Allegedly
I'll reupload them in 4:3 just for you
Hello The cellar my name is Isaiah and I have something important to say to you. God loves you and like any father he wants to help you and keep you safe especially from the devil. But I am not just speaking to you about this I am also talking to your fans about this. God loves you all and especially in the times we our living in we are in need of him more than ever. But the choice is ultimately yours have a nice day Shalom Shalom.