I got 2 shampoo bottles and a tissue box calling me lazy, i always tried to tell her that i like geeky stuff like Dragonball. She says that i never 5alk to her about it... I always used to tell her that. :(
Runner-up for WORST gift? I'm sorry man, but that bootlegged Jacksfilms t-shirt is perhaps the dopest thing I've seen since Sqhidward dabbing. I'd wear that shit 367 days out of the year!
I love it so much I have it saved on my phone. Surprisingly it also worked on gradient DNA estimator. The results were: 72% Norwegian 16% Danish 11% French 1% Swiss
The autistic kid in my school wears that shirt a lot and whenever he does, at least 20 people ask him what game he paused and he gets madder and madder each time someone asked.
@@nolan13 Is it just me or is the same autistic kid somehow at every school? No offence, it's been like 6 years since I've graduated school and that's still exactly how I remember things playing out. Wait now it just sounds like I'm saying I was that kid.
@@saff1257 not really why you asking, i woke up 2:30 pm and went out for a run, then i came home ate some tacos and gamed with the boys then for dinner i had biff stroganof heres a recipe www.koket.se/mitt-kok/tommy-myllymaki/biff-stroganoff/ and then i gamed some more with the boys and then i fell asleep for a couple of hours and some snapchat notifications from the boys woke me up so i started watching some youtube and now im here. now that i think about i want to play some red dead redemption 2 before i go to sleep thank you for asking tho how was your day?
I would like to argue that “burger me” is a great meme in 2019 context Edit: I hope everyone that sees this comment has a great day and knows they’re special.
To the people who got advent calendars for Christmas: If you open the side of it like a box and pull out the tray, you can eat it like a box of chocolates
@@kindakyana2372 Are you sure we're talking about the same thing? I'm talking about the chocolate from Dollar Tree that tastes like its main ingredients are cocoa powder and sadness
Not only did he not wear nice clothes to Mass, he wore a fucking gamer shirt? I haven't gone to Mass in years due to shifts in personal beliefs, but my parents would've murdered me for doing that. EDIT: fixed a typo.
OH. MY. GOD. My step mom literally bought me that “I paused my game to be here” shirt a few years ago and it’s been sitting in my closet ever since. Epic gamer moment
I think the only reason people get advent calendars for Christmas is because they are on clearance by then and you could argue "it's still just chocolate"
4:40 so nobody is gonna mention that the pooping book's author name is "Hugh Jassburn"? its basically "huge ass burn" with some extra steps, i cant stop laughing
@@zanderm shut the fuck up you fucking cringe baby who the fuck uses the word cringe? That's right only cringe babies and you are a fucking cringe baby, you fucking cringe baby.
5:25 that actually sounds like a really cool gift! I would honestly love to have that one day.. No, it's not because of anything personal..it just looks super cool to hang on my wall!
What's weird is that when I looked at it normally it didn't make any sense but then when I looked at it upside down I knew what it meant, and I just now realized that I somehow understood it when it was upside-down when it wasn't upside-down in the first place... What is wrong with my brain
Imagine wearing that “I paused my game to be here” at a funeral or a wedding or something
Lolololololol
I can think of someone who'd do that, and I despise them so
Thanks, now I know what I'm wearing to my wedding
@@slonk420 bruh
@@slonk420 if you invite me to your wedding and fly me over I'll wear that shirt.
"I want a job where I can work in my jammies"
*2 Wishes Remaining...*
Um, burger me!
@@jmbetan *1 Wish Remaining...*
Monkey's paw
@@niall62 ryosuke!
@Sydnee Bannister no oh god no please were over halfway through dont make us do it again
My brother got a “I paused Fortnite to be here” shirt from my mom. My mom was very proud of herself for her comedy.
Okay then
I forgot to post some thing so
I got axe body spray and that's it
👏
You can't even pause fortnite
Nathan L the fact that it's an online game that you can't pause
The worst Christmas gift for 2019 was the start of 2020.
God is coming back to play with his toy of mass destruction
Lol yeah
U genius
Yes
it do be true doe-
“I burp therefore I am”
You can never be sure if Descartes is rolling in his grave or not.
he simultaneously is and isn't, until someone opens the coffin.
I got 2 shampoo bottles and a tissue box calling me lazy, i always tried to tell her that i like geeky stuff like Dragonball.
She says that i never 5alk to her about it... I always used to tell her that. :(
Isn’t that Schrodinger, not Descartes?
regurgito ergo sum
I live in germany, yet i can still hear what sounds like muffled french screams
“Burger me” sounds like a real answer to some YIAY question
Jack commented on my new video
Fancy GM stop lying
@@moistdetour1376 ok
@@moistdetour1376 unless...
I’m a Leo and I always say: “DiD soMeONe SaY JeLLO sHotS?” So I would love those pencils
Are you a narcissist? The package says Leo's are narcissists, so it must be true, right? I wonder what the one about Cancer says.
@@ninawth of course we are narcissists. We literally developed god complexes. Sometimes. Not always
@@jinxmashina450 as a leo, i agree
Nina Nina Ofc we are! Have you seen us?
Let's not forget the classic phrase *"suoegrog olleh"* that us leos love to say!
“i’m gay and prefer marvel” is such a powerful statement
Wow you watched the video as well? Woowwww that’s ceazy bro
pqaza someone’s upset, sorry if my comment wasn’t up to par
@@gargles5270 yeet
Makes sense you'd have to be gay to like Marvel
@@pqaza_ Aren't... Aren't the comments supposed to be _about_ the video? I... I don't see why you're upset, lmao.
There's *literally* a guy that wears "I speak fluent sarcasm" shirt everyday in my school
My fiance's brother wears one all the time. He is in his late 20s
Does he have multiple or is it just the one?
Alex Pato his entire fashion style is “I speak fluent sarcasm”
I knew a chic in seventh that wore “I speak fluent emoji” shirts regularly
Dude my best friend in college right now wears that shirt all the time
That really hit me hard when Garfield said “burger me”.
"*Even my coffee needs coffee*"
this channel is supposed to be family friendly wtf
Oh hi, fripp
Wha-
I cried
This kid in my grade wears that "I paused my game to be here" shirt all the time, it's scary
What grade are you in if it's middle school it's honestly not nearly as bad as it could be
@@andrewputnam2717 but what if that guy was like 20
@@arsongamer1510 that's weird but if he's 12 he's fine
Run
Burger me
“What are your 2020 predictions.” How simple the times were
the year where everyone says "chaos" can see the future.
do the klop
And the dunk
DMmaster56’s Videos only 4 words
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This is fine
@@waluigionadinosaursquisham4035 yeh nothing is wrong. yeh yeh it's just a normal year. Yeh.
My mom actually has that "I paused my game to be here" shirt. She had it on when her dad died recently and wore it to the hospital without realizing.
Oh no
F
MushyBird McMushington I don’t care stop posting cringe
@@zanderm **dab**
@@zanderm bad day?
jack:
“next episode took me a year to make”
also jack:
“WORST CHRISTMAS GIFTS OF 2019! (YIAY #494)”
that's exactly what i was thinking lmao
Woooooooosh
@@ethansmith6507 wow, you use reddit! Sooooooo cool
Runner-up for WORST gift?
I'm sorry man, but that bootlegged Jacksfilms t-shirt is perhaps the dopest thing I've seen since Sqhidward dabbing. I'd wear that shit 367 days out of the year!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaah
“I’m not fat, I’m just easy to see” killed me.
B U R G E R M E
No it didn't dumbass headass lookin ass how you posting this then 😳
Jace whoooooosh
@@duaamuaa woooosh you spaztik that was the whole joke
7:43 “working from home is no longer a crazy dream” little did he know
I love that God Is Dope shirt + Crying Baby Mask combo.
actually a really dope gift, I would have being very happy to get it.
GPLink 1223 perfect for Halloween. Not to go out in, but to wear at home so that kids won’t bother you with candy.
I love it so much I have it saved on my phone. Surprisingly it also worked on gradient DNA estimator. The results were:
72% Norwegian
16% Danish
11% French
1% Swiss
*WOMBO COMBO*
@@MrDragonorp *YGS*
I literally just saw someone wear the “Paused my game to be here shirt” in Public
at a beach
The random and important show es
I got one too
The autistic kid in my school wears that shirt a lot and whenever he does, at least 20 people ask him what game he paused and he gets madder and madder each time someone asked.
Nolan
I feel offended
@@nolan13 Is it just me or is the same autistic kid somehow at every school? No offence, it's been like 6 years since I've graduated school and that's still exactly how I remember things playing out. Wait now it just sounds like I'm saying I was that kid.
I can’t believe we read “Twitter for Android” all year for this
cringe alert
ocg bad day?
@@saff1257 not really why you asking, i woke up 2:30 pm and went out for a run, then i came home ate some tacos and gamed with the boys then for dinner i had biff stroganof heres a recipe www.koket.se/mitt-kok/tommy-myllymaki/biff-stroganoff/ and then i gamed some more with the boys and then i fell asleep for a couple of hours and some snapchat notifications from the boys woke me up so i started watching some youtube and now im here. now that i think about i want to play some red dead redemption 2 before i go to sleep thank you for asking tho how was your day?
+ocg Based on your two replies, my feelings about you are incredibly well-mixed.
@@ocg6999 Shut up cringe baby
in reality the worst gifts for 2019 were concert tickets
Yup
as someone who was planned to be gifted concert tickets, can confirm
I had tickets to see Josh widdicombe :(
Except tickets for the Backstreet Boys Reunion Tour, that concert was unstoppable
@@Jeffrey_Watkins they’re still going strong. Really proving to the world that back street is in fact back
Only thing that could make the Garfield calendar worse was if it was a 2019 calendar
I’ll do you one better: a regifted 2019 calendar.
that would be better
Do you mean bad because you can’t use it, or bad because it wasn’t made in 2012?
@@AlphaC0re xDD wish I thought of that but no cause you can't use it (not that you would)
Jack: How would they Kidzbopify Christmas songs?
Me: “Baby, it’s moderately chilly outside. Grab a jacket”
I got “I can’t pause it, it’s an online game” socks
Its ok, no one reads socks
if they do then probably run away
My grandma and grandpa got me “Epic Gamer” socks and an “I paused my game to be here” shirt
Week late 😕
I prayed for you in church
Rewatching this,and seeing the Garfield calendar saying: " i want a job where i can work in my jammies" and thinking about 2020
"I'm gay and prefer marvel" is the new "I'm 13 and doesn't"
I put this as my insta bio
Doesn't what?
Finlay JM whats that an old meme
@@HUNKragor woosh
@@nobudgetcomments2742 BURGER ME
All that Garfield calendar needed was to be a 2019 calendar
Look Closely..it is lol
B U R G E R M E
we’re getting dangerously close to yiay 500, John. I hope you’re ready.
"Working from home is no longer a dream."
Yeah, now we dream of going outside again.
I cannot believe Jack didnt read the “Deck The Dog” garfield meme, wherein garfield straight up commands you to beat dogs in december
Deck The Dog should be an annual Christmas dogfighting competition.
What do you expect? It _is_ the end of no nut November
I would like to argue that “burger me” is a great meme in 2019 context
Edit: I hope everyone that sees this comment has a great day and knows they’re special.
B O R G A R
O
R
G
A
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Dang it’s not great anymore
You mean 2020
*weed eater*
Burger me up daddy
the worst christmas gift of 2019 is the fact that we still don’t have kidz bop quiz 2
Savannah Mackie Quit complaining or I’m gonna make you disappear
the worst christmas gift of 2019 is the fact that we still don't have the twitter for android song
Or the "Is this a Pitbull lyric?" quiz
Chairman Mao glorious leader please don’t decrease my social credit score! I love the government! Oh god... I hope we can keep the mortgage
I'm pretty sure if I could summarize the internet's personality, "I'm gay and prefer marvel" would be up there tbh.
You're completely correct
I may come out with this line
@Gregor Kerr to my friends yeah
@@Racso-oscaR eyyyyyyy! how'd it go?
@@mjolnirsoul9214 good
My sister gave me socks but on the side it said “s o c c” and I’m not sure if it’s cursed or blessed
Dam I was gonna say that
This deserves more attention 🤣
its neither. its a sin
Cuessed
blursed
Jack yesterday: “My next video took a year to make.”
I hate you john
Time to end him
I got a jumper with “flossing round the Christmas tree” on it with a snow man, rein deer and Santa flossing.
NO.
y e s.
Big oof
Burn it in hell.
Oh dear
"Burger me!" Took so many years off my life
could have been worse... could have been a 2019 Garfield meme calendar
4:43 is no one gonna mention that the author of the “52 things to do while you poo” book is named HUGH-J- ASS-BURN...
First?
GenericUser what
ABritish Britain I was the first reply (also hello fellow Brit)
That was my submission lol I'm still up at night trying to figure out what emotion jack was conveying
@@butwith3955 thank you or bringing this into our lives
An olive oil sampler sounds like a good gift for people who love to cook.
Right? I saw it and wanted it. Haha
I actually thought it was good too
Like it's good if you use olive oil a lot or like it a lot but like. why would you give that to someone randomly.
and italians
@@furthernerd in fact i am maybe that's why xD
2020 in 4 words?
“We were not prepared”
My mom deadass got me the "I paused my game to be here" shirt and legit thought I would love it and that it was hilariously clever.
Are you implying that it isn't hilarious
“I paused my game to be here”
He should wear that to a funeral.
••Edit••
Follow @louis_smyth on instagram he suing me for stealing his joke
BenIsMe I got that shirt too and I’m going to my friend’s dad’s funeral soon...
BenIsMe I’d pay him $7000000 to do that
wear it to the funeral of the person who bought it for them
I've considered doing that with my "I paused my game to be here" shirt many times
He should wear it to *his* funeral
To the people who got advent calendars for Christmas:
If you open the side of it like a box and pull out the tray, you can eat it like a box of chocolates
That is so smart. But I never got treated that way. I always get great gifts.
@@AvalancheTV Wow lucky, check your privilege
Depends. If it's that cheap-ass coin chocolate, then just throw it away.
@@topicvideosguy bruh those are the best kinds of chocolate
@@kindakyana2372 Are you sure we're talking about the same thing? I'm talking about the chocolate from Dollar Tree that tastes like its main ingredients are cocoa powder and sadness
1:59 It´s been almost 3 years Jack and still no bootleg merch video.
Jack:
"I actually have a good gift for you.."
Also Jack:
Shows weight loss app.
KatKorn 101 cringing so hard rn
F
Okay haters, but I'll be using the shit out of this app sooo
i used that app when i was anorexic lmao no thanks
@@zanderm y, guess u saw a mirror for the first time
Mum got me a shirt of Santa dabbing and it said “dabbing through the snow”
Tell your mum this:
"Bro, you just posted cringe, you are going to lose subscriber"
Eggward tough luck champ
Tell her she didn’t pass the vibe check
my 7 year old brother has the exact same 😂
same
I know I’m late, but I got some rocks. Straight up normal rocks. I have a crystal collection, but these are just boring rocks you can find outside
Damn
Tough luck Charlie Brown
At least you are healthy
Angel Ricchi ok but what the fuck does this mean
@@itsbunnz5295 eat them
3:50 "don't drink it all at once!" Well oh boy oh boy this feels different after a certain game
Petition to make “Burger Me” an actual ironic meme
I burp therefore I am is more in line with the "wen you walk 👌👌👀😩🤣" type.
Burger me daddy
O hai Mark Oh you seem to like lasagna UwU🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
@@iwuvtosuckpeepee with a side of avocado. Wink wink
Burger me. Burger now. Me a burger needing a lot now
The Garfield Calendar would be worse if it was a 2019 calendar received this year.
You mean best?
Damn I got 2 shirts of different fonts that say "I paused my game to be here"
both from the same person.
I got the same thing on a hoodie
4:27 I actually got that book for my birthday before and read it unironically.
Can confirm no information within is useful
the garfield meme but it has no bottom text it just says "I want a job"
The Christmas gift I really want is a shirt that says “I’m gay and prefer Marvel”
Casey Miller es
my sexual orientation is marvel
me too
I’m gonna go tattoo “God is dope” on my chest. Honestly I’d wear that shirt.... Am I the problem?
Lol buttman
Bruh id wear shirt that too
No, you are the solution
Don't forget to get "Crack is Wack" across a bicep
god is a homie ngl
“I wanna do a video in 2020 where me and a couple other youtubers-“ let me stop you right there John
My brother got that same “I paused my game to be here” shirt, and THEN decided to wear it unironically. Everything about that shirt enrages me.
this is cringe delete now
ocg bad day?
@@ocg6999 Shut up cringe baby
Me and my brother got the same shirt and I don’t think I’ll ever wear it in public or school
Williamsd good, you know my pain
Saw a guy wearing that “I paused my game to be here” shirt at Christmas mass. Yikes.
What a power move.
Not only did he not wear nice clothes to Mass, he wore a fucking gamer shirt? I haven't gone to Mass in years due to shifts in personal beliefs, but my parents would've murdered me for doing that.
EDIT: fixed a typo.
Absolute Chad
that is just awful
What a King. Gonna wear a "my super power is gaming" shirt to the next mass
Is no one gonna mention the one good meme on the Garfield calendar: "You could do worse. Garfield for president!"
My boy Andrew don't deserve this
Good old Andrew Garfield, he got to be Spider-Man and POTUS.
Honestly the people are like “oh my siblings got this” I think are lying or leaving out some pretty dope ass gifts
“Cats: the official Videogame”
#YIAY2020
hope it is pixelated
For the Wii U.
Meeeeow
Oh god nooo
Already exists
Kid: ah yes christmas time
Grandma: I'm about to ruin my grandchilds whole career
OH. MY. GOD. My step mom literally bought me that “I paused my game to be here” shirt a few years ago and it’s been sitting in my closet ever since. Epic gamer moment
You poor fucking soul I'm coming with help soon
I would just wear it at concerts andinapropriate places. Maybe family gatherings.
7:21
I think this is why 2020 just fucking blew up
My boyfriend got a gun, and all he wanted was a humidifier for his bedroom.
He's saved from mold. Lucky.
jhjjhg1 *everyone gets out a gun for a humidifier, totally normal*
i dont see the problem, just fill the gun with water and spray it
I'd happily take a gun bruh but don't expect my family to spend that much
SHOOT THE DRYNESS
My mom got a sweater that says “chillin with my snowmies” that has a dabbing snowman
Lucky The cat ooowwwwwww😂
thats the best gift ever
You should send that to jack he would love it
No perkele
"Working from home is no longer this crazy dream"
That didn't age very well did it, John?
I think it aged like wine.
Wdym it aged amazingly
It aged super well
269 likes lmao
it aged like a fine wine
Garfield wanted a job where he could work in his jammies. He predicted quarantine.
i made “i’m gay and prefer marvel” my actual instagram bio
Nice
Link you're Instagram
wond ding dong don’t want random creepers finding my instagram :/
I made that my Twitter bio
@@Manny00779 your
"HE UPLOADED, HE UPLOADED, HE-
This isn't the video I've been waiting a year for"
CouchPotatoCNPB es
Im gonna redownload tinder and make “I’m gay and prefer marvel” my bio
Hell just go straight to grindr
Don't forget to make 3:09 your profile picture
Marty the one that gets the reference first
I think the only reason people get advent calendars for Christmas is because they are on clearance by then and you could argue "it's still just chocolate"
"I'm gay and prefer Marvel" - Jack Douglyass, 2020
*Bigforeheadass LMAO
Literally me too tho 😂
Dougly ass? Or dougl yass?
The Man Downstairs “im gay and i prefer PEWDIEPIE
I burp, and therefore I am
-Garfield 2020
I got a book called "is it just me or is everything shit?" In my stocking and I'm not gonna lie it's got some good points and I'm not complaining
Max Volume can I borrow it I’ll trade you this board game called Shit happens for a week 😉 look it up it’s great
www.shithappensgame.com
I’m sad to admit it but I got that same “I paused my game to be here” shirt
I got that on my birthday
Mr. Krabs ah great so you got a shirt dedicated to you on a day dedicated to you
Same
"I want a job where I can work in my jammies"
A finger curls on the monkey's paw.
Garfield: is known for eating lasagna and Italian foods.
The calendar: _burger_
"Lasagna me" just didn't work. :/
But it's not like Garfield is supposed to be funny.
He eats plenty of burgers.
My ball hair is very long
“I thought of you because it’s useless”
-Grandma, 2019
I got a shirt that says "it's an anime thing, you wouldn't understand"
Fuuuuuccckk
F
F
F
The best shirt
4:40 so nobody is gonna mention that the pooping book's author name is "Hugh Jassburn"?
its basically "huge ass burn" with some extra steps, i cant stop laughing
Also "m.t. lott"
Aka the line for that book
Tweet was mins
"Farts are funny!" as a completely serious statement trying to sell a book fills me with rage
“Twitter for Android” was the best Christmas gift of 2019
1:49 John out here missing the entire point, that the game's in Danish
The Anonymous Commenter cringe
@@zanderm You know what's actually cringey? Posting basically the same reply to loads of comments in the same comment section.
3:50 the worst part about that mouthwash is it’s been opened before
You: File this under “shirts you’re too embarrassed to wear in public “
Me: WEAKLING
CompleteEpicness screams of cringe
@@zanderm no u
@@zanderm Shut up cringe baby
@@UserUser-ht9lw Shut up cringe baby baby
"I'm gay and prefer marvel" is definitely going in my Tinder bio if I ever get one... Start off on the right foot, ya know?
Damn I wish I was gay so I could say rhat
Just put "I'm gay" cos prefering marvel is just a synonym of that anyway
i would if i was gay
and used tinder
@@freddier47 and preferring DC makes you a homophobe?
@@92brunod and not ignoring the bait means you got baited
“What was the worst gift you got this year?”
Published Jan 2, 2020
“Working from home is no longer this crazy dream”
This is true
I need "Burger Me!" Jackfilms merch now
I have officially changed my twitter bio to " I'm gay and prefer Marvel"
trex 4642 cringe
@@zanderm shut the fuck up you fucking cringe baby who the fuck uses the word cringe? That's right only cringe babies and you are a fucking cringe baby, you fucking cringe baby.
@@zanderm ok kiddo
Zander Murnieks just shut up cringe baby
Echo_OS I subscribed to you just for that comment
absolutely love the "single, taken, gamer" shirts because they could just check "single"
5:25 that actually sounds like a really cool gift! I would honestly love to have that one day..
No, it's not because of anything personal..it just looks super cool to hang on my wall!
I just feel bad for the dude who got a regifted Wii Game.
Jack: stay tuned to hear more about it
Me: no, I don’t think I will
5:20 I love that one is printed backwards.
Ur right
its because they want you to take a selfie with it, and if it were normal print it would look backwards in the pic
What's weird is that when I looked at it normally it didn't make any sense but then when I looked at it upside down I knew what it meant, and I just now realized that I somehow understood it when it was upside-down when it wasn't upside-down in the first place...
What is wrong with my brain
to be honest Jim Davis probably made that since he doesn't write the strips anymore he actually only works on the commerical side of Garfield.
Can't believe "worst christmas gifts 2019" took the whole year to make
Boo
Booooooo
Booooooooooooo
Decade*
@@rinnefeet -mer
“Working from home is no longer a crazy dream”. Me in 2020: B R U H
You have my name. That is a crime
I love how you snuck that second sponsor in at the very last second you evil, sexy devil you
alentrav es
3:40 that part makes me feel soooo old considering i have a phone from 4 years ago