D&D Story: How My Campaign Ended

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  • The Turtle Friends group finished out their campaign. As they find the covenant and try to return it to the plane of law. This story is the epic conclusion of the Turtle Friends series! The video follows them hiring out a new adventuring team and travelling through the needles of Lim.
    End Music "The Black Cat" by Aaron Kenny from the TH-cam Audio Library
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  • @mofire5674
    @mofire5674 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1670

    I like how after Malikar trips and breaks his ankle he's never mentioned again, as if his anti-climactic escape was punishment enough to his story's demise.

    • @jakeroth675
      @jakeroth675 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      I'd say it's an ignoble end, but it just keeps going. Functionally immortal but the results of all his skill checks are essentially halved. Rounding down. Forever.

    • @Blackpheonix99
      @Blackpheonix99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well maybe that's what meechel is up to?

    • @MrNtlman
      @MrNtlman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      It’s because he got SEALed away? 😛🙂😶... ok I’ll let myself out now...

    • @badboyluvr
      @badboyluvr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I just finished watching the video but I still managed to misread the name as Markiplier.

  • @forerunner3982
    @forerunner3982 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3957

    Hey, if 0 levels can survive a golden dragon, 3 beholders, and a lich, they're goddamn amazing.

    • @coranbaker6401
      @coranbaker6401 5 ปีที่แล้ว +402

      Probably had a LOT of good stealth rolls.

    • @marcos2492
      @marcos2492 5 ปีที่แล้ว +287

      Plot armor

    • @FlyingDominion
      @FlyingDominion 5 ปีที่แล้ว +266

      Munchkin rules. They ran and weren't pursued.

    • @butcanyoudothis3320
      @butcanyoudothis3320 5 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      @@coranbaker6401 It wouldn't even matter, those enemies passive perceptions are high as fuck lmao

    • @ryanhodgkin7475
      @ryanhodgkin7475 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      To this day surviving anything as level 0 is good although me and my friend, at lv0 as basically commoners managed to beat a young red dragon

  • @duncantrout8795
    @duncantrout8795 5 ปีที่แล้ว +445

    THEY HIRED LITTLE WALLACE! THE HERO OF PARNAST HAS SAVED THE DAY AGAIN!

    • @DetectiveWraith
      @DetectiveWraith 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I was thinking the same thing

    • @TheRainbowZip
      @TheRainbowZip 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Also the blacksmith's apprentice for some reason

    • @the_last_ballad
      @the_last_ballad 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@TheRainbowZip They wanted cheap labor.
      What is cheaper than children?

  • @vanessas17
    @vanessas17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +713

    5:18 - It is a land perpetually on fire
    Me, joking: California
    Me a few seconds later: *pikachu surprised face*

  • @mr.outlaw231
    @mr.outlaw231 5 ปีที่แล้ว +773

    Seal: "You going to wash your hands?"
    Malacar: "No. Cause I'm evil."

    • @raincloudplaysgames2136
      @raincloudplaysgames2136 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Ah, I see you are also a man of culture lol.

    • @Bfdidc
      @Bfdidc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Great reference.

    • @giggabiite4417
      @giggabiite4417 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      NO! He's a MONSTER! But I'm sure that if we show him the way, he'll learn that goodness really is good.

    • @SMunro
      @SMunro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mr. Outlaw seal: but we have sandwiches.

    • @Micras08
      @Micras08 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Flash masquerading as Lex Luthor?

  • @Lady_Lightning
    @Lady_Lightning 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2676

    “You can’t ignore a plot hook”
    Me: “Laughs in Skyrim”

    • @awsomesaucekirby
      @awsomesaucekirby 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      No

    • @Drdarktouch2
      @Drdarktouch2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      "Laughs in Witcher"

    • @Mechagodzilla128
      @Mechagodzilla128 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      That's literally me. I ignored the main story in favor of the much more interesting DLC island.

    • @awsomesaucekirby
      @awsomesaucekirby 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Mechagodzilla128 noted story beeliner here. Like, how do you play that game WITHOUT dragonrend?

    • @Mechagodzilla128
      @Mechagodzilla128 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@awsomesaucekirby The DLC gives you a shout that let's you ride dragons. I either hit them with that, or summon two minions to help me shoot the dragon out of the sky.

  • @Racker26
    @Racker26 4 ปีที่แล้ว +521

    I still think this is just the elaborate story of how Ben got a houseplant.

    • @Gormathius
      @Gormathius 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      "Hey Ben, that's a nice flower, where'd you get it?"
      "Sit down, let me tell you a tale..."

    • @subjekt5577
      @subjekt5577 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I thought it was an undertale reference to flowey

    • @scotte8315
      @scotte8315 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Gormathius lol

  • @thunderdrae7749
    @thunderdrae7749 4 ปีที่แล้ว +367

    "This is life, and life doesn't care about your level, or your balanced encounters" -Gandhi

    • @TheBayzent
      @TheBayzent 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      He said that while nuking all World Capitals.

    • @akisa7865
      @akisa7865 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TheBayzent Gandhi takes no prisoners

    • @Sigmar_Heldenhammer
      @Sigmar_Heldenhammer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@akisa7865 all must bow to Gandhi, lest you suffer the wrath of his fully stocked nuclear arsenal of "democracy"

    • @Apollo-684
      @Apollo-684 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Sigmar_Heldenhammer gandhi murdered my parents

    • @elinquisidorperseverante6835
      @elinquisidorperseverante6835 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Apollo-684 I think there was an "and then, Gandhi." Before that.

  • @calar8
    @calar8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1866

    "We're not giving it to you"
    "Wha... why?"
    "Because you're the primary villain!"
    That's surprisingly refreshing and direct.

    • @KazumiKiguma
      @KazumiKiguma 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Nah, he talked about one of his players being able to call all his twists because he's played too many games and watched too much stuff in a previous vid. Plus, it's basically the lore from the Darksiders game series, except it was Abaddon instead of Gabriel and he turned into a dragon instead of a flower.

    • @jakeroth675
      @jakeroth675 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      It's nice when a GM can put all the pieces on the table so that things make sense to the players in hindsight. It also allows clever players to carve their own path through the world if they can see and act on it ahead of schedule. More work for the GM but also way more rewarding in a lot of ways, so long as everyone's up for it.

    • @Akranejames
      @Akranejames 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@jakeroth675 Yeah...
      I'd even say "too obvious" is a lot better than "poorly foreshadowed and makes little sense" or "complete asspull", because in the first case you can plan for the twists and prepare accordingly, and at least be somewhat satisfied you predicted correctly, while the two other faulty types of set-ups just result in you being baffled and indifferent (or even somewhat insulted) at the plot twist it just created.
      Heck, you can even make a "complete mystery" kind of villain, just make sure it makes sense and let your players have their glory if they find a way to discover him before his actual reveal.
      Basically, there is such a thing as a D&D story looking like an improv skit, and that kind of story accumulates such shitty inconsistencies that I prefer the steady and predictable ones - after all, that kind of plot just means it's up to you to be creative with how you twist the cliché plot.

    • @jakeroth675
      @jakeroth675 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I think the key is in having an actual world hung around the events so that if players go off-script or just ignore an entire chapter of the story you know where to take it. I was playing in a game once where I managed to piece together what was happening from a bunch of really obscure clues and skip about six months worth of actual at-table sessions in a long campaign. The GM laughed, then screamed, then laughed, then topped off my action points and we got on with it - weaker than expected but ahead of schedule by enough that the next two sessions we kept catching the antagonist organization with their pants down.

    • @Akranejames
      @Akranejames 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@jakeroth675 Fair enough.
      Part of the potential fun of roleplaying IS that kind of moment where you catch your antagonists (and possibly your GM) with their pants down.
      Having a lot of rebound plans and a good idea of the inner working of your world is exactly what you need to do to pretty much have the right setup for all your plot's turns and twists to unfold in a sensical way.
      The "asspull" and "poor foreshadowing" problems generally come from someone not planning ahead for the first, and someone unwilling to let the players outsmart them (or just being a pretty clumsy story-teller). The "obvious" kind is probably just the GM not being that creative and doesn't hurt the game that much imho.

  • @andrewnethercott8200
    @andrewnethercott8200 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2235

    "Life doesn't care about your level"

    • @Sparrow_Bloodhunter
      @Sparrow_Bloodhunter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      factually accurate. I'm way under level for the encounters I've been facing lately.

    • @Gashren
      @Gashren 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      If my players would say that I'd just smile and let them know how seriously they effed up with that sentence... Welcome to begging for quests like fetching apples. It's not level appropriate? Well, as SOMEONE said "life doesn't care about your level", huh?
      I'd probably ease up on them after one session, but I think that would be more than enough to teach them not to do meta-meta-gaming :)

    • @mabus4910
      @mabus4910 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Sparrow_Bloodhunter You have to grind your waybup. Go killing rats in the forest or pick mushrooms

    • @Sparrow_Bloodhunter
      @Sparrow_Bloodhunter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@mabus4910 but rats are so cute, also I don't have to go to the forest to find them, they show up in my kitchen late at night.

    • @Madhattersinjeans
      @Madhattersinjeans 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I want to quit the campaign.

  • @lazerninga
    @lazerninga 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1567

    “Where was he going? What did he want to do? Nobody could say for sure, those stories are ones nobody has ever told and have been lost to time-
    “-Because he became *Permanently* _Invisible!”_

    • @trevorpayne8674
      @trevorpayne8674 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      And was high out of his mind

    • @benszyndel7535
      @benszyndel7535 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      And hit schoolteachers with a boat while attacking a completely normal school 500 years later

    • @robloxbob4149
      @robloxbob4149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      **windows xp message noise** Puffin_forest.exe has crashed, What would you like to do?
      A: Restart Puffin_forrets.exe
      B: Leave Puffin_forest.exe alone
      C: Drink orange soda pop
      I would pick C, most likely

    • @thomasw4422
      @thomasw4422 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Hence the fade out in this video

    • @commanderstorm8874
      @commanderstorm8874 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I read the Permenatly invisible part in puffins voice

  • @andrewpenn1145
    @andrewpenn1145 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2722

    That California joke made me spill my guts. As a Californian, I can confirm EVERYTHING you said.

    • @couldbeusabaker7532
      @couldbeusabaker7532 5 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      “They force you to stay?!”
      “No, it’s just really bad traffic.”
      ---
      “And the beaches are really cold”
      way too close to reality

    • @Schregger
      @Schregger 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      I remember seeing commercials for California... then I talked to people that moved away from California...
      Those commercials are apparently f***ing lies...

    • @evileagal3241
      @evileagal3241 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      California.
      I live yhere and its a ok place as long as you have money and arnt 2 feet from a drug deel EVERY F#!&ING DAY!!!!

    • @dustinb4286
      @dustinb4286 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Beware California, and the dread capital Ell'aye

    • @bleach-kun
      @bleach-kun 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      *places a reassuring hand on your shoulder*
      I'm so sorry.

  • @tomon5598
    @tomon5598 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3790

    We need to know about the Turtle Fuckers backstory, Ben

    • @captainpanda5533
      @captainpanda5533 5 ปีที่แล้ว +207

      Ben? BEN! Turtle Fuckers backstory, Ben? Please?

    • @rogerwashington7690
      @rogerwashington7690 5 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      ??? It's always been turtle FRIENDS

    • @edwardbroeckling9602
      @edwardbroeckling9602 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      He already said "NO!"

    • @CosmicG777
      @CosmicG777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Yes. We NEED to know.

    • @lucasbiermann257
      @lucasbiermann257 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      you are the "King" of problems and questions not answers...

  • @we4803
    @we4803 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3658

    The paralyzed fighter should come back after the 500 years as an antagonist

    • @ohkyoungsun
      @ohkyoungsun 5 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      WantaplayEN he probs has justification as he was abandpned for 500 years

    • @nixiumnitro
      @nixiumnitro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      That is a great idea!

    • @burntcurlyfryd7729
      @burntcurlyfryd7729 5 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      He could team up with gundam robot guy be he was left behind while everyone was sent back to their world

    • @anonymousdratini
      @anonymousdratini 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Oh my gosh HE'S STILL THERE?!

    • @necroarcanistxiii
      @necroarcanistxiii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      That's half the plot of *a game I know* which I won't name for spoilery reasons (Even though it was ps1), only the guy was *petrified* for 10,000 years and his son is the hero who has to beat him up.

  • @wizardvozk5874
    @wizardvozk5874 5 ปีที่แล้ว +719

    Lemme guess....
    next campaign a child goes on a killing spree with the Mourneblade.

    • @nixiumnitro
      @nixiumnitro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      lol I would love to see that

    • @mrnubbones8626
      @mrnubbones8626 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He Shore do that

    • @maddoxWolfe
      @maddoxWolfe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Elijah Bolton I mean he was planing to give it to his kids

    • @dgplayzit4438
      @dgplayzit4438 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      no, the fighter got out of paralysis and found the mourneblade.

    • @JoeyBonzo99
      @JoeyBonzo99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      From the distance:
      "I WARNED YOU!"

  • @CreatureGirlInc
    @CreatureGirlInc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +379

    "California?! What kind of sadistic creatures could live there?!"
    Me: Hah. Ahhaha. Ya. It's hot here.

  • @JeremyCoatney
    @JeremyCoatney 5 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    "Ell' Aye" is the perfect fantasy spelling for such an evil place.

  • @FireRevanShadow
    @FireRevanShadow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4076

    Clearly the seals were lawful stupid... This has my seal of approval.

    • @judosii1473
      @judosii1473 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      HA! *seal* of approval

    • @mindlessscarecrow4886
      @mindlessscarecrow4886 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Lawful stupid is the best lawful

    • @woot2111
      @woot2111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      *You hear the sound of angry screaming in the distance, it fills you with DETERMINATION

    • @N3rdZon3
      @N3rdZon3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      lawful stupid :D Made my day

    • @PigeonDetective
      @PigeonDetective 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @PikaPetey
    @PikaPetey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1232

    holy shit that california bit. im laughing so much.

    • @TheAnon03
      @TheAnon03 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Even funnier this year.

    • @guesswho2590
      @guesswho2590 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      It's all coming together now :(

    • @tdogdopeh6553
      @tdogdopeh6553 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I live in california so I can say with confidence that the whole bit is actually just facts.

    • @solar7775
      @solar7775 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I also live in California and can confirm Tdog Johnson's statement that its facts...

    • @spidertiger585
      @spidertiger585 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@solar7775 same

  • @003dylan
    @003dylan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    "A land that's perpetually on fire, where the air could kill you" My god did this age like wine!

    • @MaskedRokho
      @MaskedRokho 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      so um, its aged even better

    • @003dylan
      @003dylan 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@MaskedRokho Yep, 106 where I'm at baby!

  • @brianmah5965
    @brianmah5965 5 ปีที่แล้ว +706

    We haven't forgot about the origin of the turtle !#%#ers, Ben.
    You owe this to us.

  • @thelegend8570
    @thelegend8570 5 ปีที่แล้ว +940

    WE NEED BACKSTORY FOR THE TURTLE FUCKERS, WE WON'T STOP ASKING BEN, GIVE US THE BACKSTORY.
    WHERE'S THE BACKSTORY BEN?

    • @Sigmar_Heldenhammer
      @Sigmar_Heldenhammer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Agreed.

    • @omnipotentgamer6371
      @omnipotentgamer6371 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      (pulls out revolver) TELL US THE BACK STORY DO IT NOW

    • @BIackMass
      @BIackMass 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Show no mercy!

    • @Destroyer6263
      @Destroyer6263 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      What happened to the turtle

    • @samualwatkins
      @samualwatkins 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      See it went a little something like this
      they F$%&ed a turtle.
      Fin

  • @andrewberkemeyer5486
    @andrewberkemeyer5486 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    "And the tyrant of California is a great immortal machine known as the t-100 or ARNOLD!!!"
    GASP

  • @nixiumnitro
    @nixiumnitro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +785

    player: I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE TO SEND HIM
    villain: no you wouldn't
    player: yes … I banish you … TO CALIFORNIA
    me: *laughing to death*

    • @kmac291
      @kmac291 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I got a better idea
      AUSTRALIA!!!!

    • @feritperliare2890
      @feritperliare2890 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      K Mac better Saudi Arabia and write gay on his face

    • @wildrook
      @wildrook 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well, the Angel's dead.

    • @priestshrek3738
      @priestshrek3738 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Even worse place. Banish him to
      NEW JERSEY

    • @minty_the_sweet_alicorn7133
      @minty_the_sweet_alicorn7133 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kmac291 I live there and can conform - it would be a fate worse than death for an inter dimensional traveler. Lot of xenophobia here, which sucks ass

  • @spensershort5200
    @spensershort5200 5 ปีที่แล้ว +821

    "I'm banishing you... TO CALIFORNIA!"
    "NOOOOOoooooooo....."

    • @dmechanicodude3960
      @dmechanicodude3960 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Be thankful that it isn't the Dakotas.

    • @jorgeguijosatellez509
      @jorgeguijosatellez509 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      As a Californian I must advice you to no upset the sun or we will forced to banish you to Bakersfield and you may never leave that place

    • @Retrovorious
      @Retrovorious 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And thus flowey was born

    • @DetectiveLance
      @DetectiveLance 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jorgeguijosatellez509 As a fellow Californian...F*** you, banish them to Oxnard.

    • @kapitanmogan3751
      @kapitanmogan3751 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was born banished then

  • @sebbes333
    @sebbes333 5 ปีที่แล้ว +587

    *@Puffin Forest*
    8:45 I really hope your group was playing this session in California, and the DM fulls out some potted flower and goes:
    "And here he is, Gabriel the flower" ;D

    • @jwmmitch
      @jwmmitch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      It's flowey

    • @catsarecool7247
      @catsarecool7247 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@jwmmitch I though the same thing

    • @Brenilla
      @Brenilla 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      He lives in San Deiego . He has a PO box in his about section on the chanel page. so odds are yes he was

    • @incognitoborito4815
      @incognitoborito4815 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I kind of expected Gabriel to say "IM FLOWEY!"

  • @rotatingdisc-479
    @rotatingdisc-479 5 ปีที่แล้ว +345

    Wait but if magic doesn't work in California, won't Gabriel revert to being an angel?
    Edit: Wait, but that means he can't be an angel either because angels are magic.
    So he'd just kinda... cease to exist?
    Holy shit, maybe California is evil after all.

    • @ZachCremisiSky
      @ZachCremisiSky 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      But it has a magical place

    • @kapitan19969838
      @kapitan19969838 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Angels aren't magic

    • @Sorain1
      @Sorain1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      "Magic doesn't work" might just mean that no magic can be cast, preexisting magic (or magical items) may well work. After all, that spirit got back out somehow!

    • @kamikaze1970
      @kamikaze1970 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ya “maybe”

    • @KarmasAB123
      @KarmasAB123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Whether or not he reverts depends on whether his transformation is a continuous spell or not. If it's not, then he would just stay as a plant.

  • @JoeBurkeZerk
    @JoeBurkeZerk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    I live in Ell'Aye, and I can in fact confirm we're all 4th dimensional devil summoners from an even greater evil!

    • @jamesmerkel1932
      @jamesmerkel1932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Socialism?

    • @JoeBurkeZerk
      @JoeBurkeZerk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@jamesmerkel1932 Yes

    • @demi-fiendoftime3825
      @demi-fiendoftime3825 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Namless's Media Dump Hence why I a Warior of chaotic good have infiltrated this fortress of evil to steal their secrets of world forging(game design) and then leave for more sane lands.

    • @arbiterskiss6692
      @arbiterskiss6692 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Isn't Ell'Aye the source from which all evil spreads?
      Or is it just one of the nodes of Evil like the terrible Knu Yorcc?

    • @robloxbob4149
      @robloxbob4149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      **falcon punches the bad guys**

  • @stephenburley4581
    @stephenburley4581 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1755

    When you said "Malacar has been banished beyond the Seventh Seal" this wasn't what I thought you meant...

    • @paxgallery6646
      @paxgallery6646 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      How do I give multiple likes to a comment?

    • @InfernosReaper
      @InfernosReaper 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@paxgallery6646 Bring in multiple accounts

    • @paxgallery6646
      @paxgallery6646 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@InfernosReaper I don't know how to do that

    • @InfernosReaper
      @InfernosReaper 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@paxgallery6646 Sell your soul to El Diabro. or just create other accounts using different email addresses.

    • @rawchicken3463
      @rawchicken3463 ปีที่แล้ว

      I feel like/thought it was Mali *k* ar

  • @Nyghtking
    @Nyghtking 5 ปีที่แล้ว +726

    How many levels did that level 0 adventuring party gets just because they survived that mission, not once, but TWICE?

    • @cp1cupcake
      @cp1cupcake 5 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      I was kinda expecting something along the lines of 'so we got caught and spilled the beans and currently are distracting you from the army forming up around the building. Next time on TPK.

    • @thomanator1000
      @thomanator1000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Plot armor.

    • @professorhaystacks6606
      @professorhaystacks6606 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      They're NPCs, they don't know about "levels". :P

    • @tikos8063
      @tikos8063 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      About six

    • @YE33E
      @YE33E 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      "Sorry, Kid, we use milestones around here."

  • @shadowarmy4649
    @shadowarmy4649 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    The land of fire! California. Fun fact, today’s temperature was 109 degrees Fahrenheit. Or roughly 42 degrees Celsius if you aren’t in the US.

  • @Dragonspirit223
    @Dragonspirit223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I just realized something, the dream team would have leveled up at least 3 times (I haven't memorized the XP give off and requirements) from bypassing/defeating the guards... Twice.

  • @zachm1214
    @zachm1214 5 ปีที่แล้ว +553

    As someone from California I can completely agree with how it was described

    • @skyblade7438
      @skyblade7438 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Are there any harp seals or do they stay as far away as possible?

    • @koboldbussymuncher7240
      @koboldbussymuncher7240 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      F

    • @2qup2
      @2qup2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      obviously youre lying because California has never been that nice

    • @timothygiese6726
      @timothygiese6726 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You forgot the pocket dimensions within California. Bakersfield?

    • @dsandoval9396
      @dsandoval9396 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@skyblade7438 They congregate in popular tourist locations by large bodies of water like at a fabled place called Fisherman's Wharf in Sanf-Ran-Sisko.
      Then the seals use their hypnotic powers on unsuspecting passerbys where they charm them into servitude. For the time being the seals are perfectly content on gorging themselves on food but for those strong enough to resist their charm the unmistakable air of malice becomes ever so stronger in their presence as the seals grow more emboldened by their new found power.
      People call me crazy when they see me clutching my seal bashing club, but the day will come when THEY will be coming to me to save them from the inevitable, oh yes, the day will come.

  • @chtc88
    @chtc88 5 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    Note to myself if I travel to California: Every single person there is a high-level boss.

    • @joshuazane3210
      @joshuazane3210 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Watch out for the epic level bums.

    • @wolfwhitefire
      @wolfwhitefire 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I wouldn't say that, but basically everyone in the army would be equivalent to a BBEG in strength and the regular police force would be a pretty high level boss. For the army, there is body armor, machine guns capable of killing dozens of people in seconds if they aren't prepared (which given the more fantasy-centered world most D&D characters are in, would be basically everyone), gas weaponry, fully automatic assault rifles, sniper rifles, fighter jets, tanks, attack helicopters, nuclear weaponry, etc. Seriously if one person with access to modern weaponry got into a D&D world and figured out a reliable defense against magic, they could probably be more powerful and a bigger threat than the vast majority of BBEGs or anything else, except for giant monsters, gods and possibly demons.

    • @thedeathgames2119
      @thedeathgames2119 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I live in Visalia California and that's so true lol

    • @glitchwolf1384
      @glitchwolf1384 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      California resident here:
      I absorb fire damage, am a natural level 7 fire elemental sorcerer, and can multiattack if hit with a fire spell.
      We're not all high-level bosses, most of us are just high-end adventurer types.

    • @lilllithjaxxle
      @lilllithjaxxle 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      As a Californian I can say yeah watch your back in some places and not all of cali is hot , cooler weather would most likely be near the beach and don’t go to the valley during summer (I live in the valley and it can get hot, but at least it’s not Death Valley :) )

  • @caesar6733
    @caesar6733 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "California! Ahahahahahahaaaaa!"
    In the distance: "I waaaaarned youuuu!"

  • @skibur848
    @skibur848 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    “He didn’t go to the left but went to the right!” *goes to the left*

  • @ShasOSwoll
    @ShasOSwoll 5 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    "Now, your bathroom will be used, for the purposes. Of EVIL"

    • @morganrobinson8042
      @morganrobinson8042 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      One would think deliberately not using the bathroom would be the path of evil.

    • @stlchucko
      @stlchucko 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Evil happens every time I go to the bathroom. The Bowels of Hell are my bowels.

    • @goggles8691
      @goggles8691 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "you have fallen for my deception"

  • @tomon5598
    @tomon5598 5 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    I’m already in love with the Baby Harpseals

  • @fbihorse
    @fbihorse 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    “Instead of going to the left, he went RIGHT!”
    *goes left

  • @reetyboi2524
    @reetyboi2524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Demigorgon: I am scared of nothing
    Spirit:California
    Demigorgon: *screams like a little girl*

  • @fhuber7507
    @fhuber7507 5 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    LOL Dark citadel Ell Aye
    You can check out any time you want but you can never leave.
    Because of.... TRAFFIC!

    • @N3rdZon3
      @N3rdZon3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Classy Reference my friend.... I see you are a man of culture aswell

    • @StormTheSquid
      @StormTheSquid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Some might even call it a hotel.

    • @thomaspoteete4119
      @thomaspoteete4119 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Apparently you can't kill the beasts there, even if you stab them with your steely knives.

  • @SunSun-sk4si
    @SunSun-sk4si 5 ปีที่แล้ว +384

    1:57 The return of Wallace and the Blacksmith's Apprentice... :D

    • @skyblade7438
      @skyblade7438 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      *They are Legion*

    • @watcherofmemelords7967
      @watcherofmemelords7967 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      OMG! That must have been so cathartic for them to finally defeat little Wallace the hero of parnast!

  • @troyrichardson2635
    @troyrichardson2635 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    It's called CALIFORNIA (Tell my family I died of laughter)

  • @user-fu1yt7vb8h
    @user-fu1yt7vb8h 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Well boys our cover had been blown... Californians out

  • @nelliebachesneg6655
    @nelliebachesneg6655 5 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    See, banishing Gabriel to California is funny because Los Angeles means "City of Angles".
    Very clever.

    • @Endoptic
      @Endoptic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Pretty sure R'lyeh is the City of Angles...

    • @Cris-bj7ee
      @Cris-bj7ee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Is there any difference? Both are eldritch horrors incomprehensible to a sane mind. @@Endoptic

    • @shadowofroserade
      @shadowofroserade 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nellie Bachesneg Wow geometry!

    • @andrewpajak8058
      @andrewpajak8058 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      How has no one mentioned "angels" yet??

    • @nelliebachesneg6655
      @nelliebachesneg6655 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@shadowofroserade I have no regrets.

  • @chunta957
    @chunta957 5 ปีที่แล้ว +398

    Legends say that Michelle is still sitting somewhere in the central park drunk and high.

    • @gunjfur8633
      @gunjfur8633 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ...& passed out

    • @vensangre
      @vensangre 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      As a potted plant

    • @TamTroll
      @TamTroll 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@gunjfur8633 this whole campaign was actually just a huge fever dream from him.

    • @gunjfur8633
      @gunjfur8633 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@TamTroll
      Mind = 💥

    • @tylerulfmann4586
      @tylerulfmann4586 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Чам Чам Ништяк generations of guilt and now immortality never have I felt this bad for a drug abuser yucking it up in a park

  • @Dee-oi6dx
    @Dee-oi6dx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I can’t be the only one who needs to know how The Turtle “Friends” got their name 🐢

  • @celestereynolds4536
    @celestereynolds4536 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Me: sees Wallace
    Me: *hysterical laughter*

    • @rewrew897
      @rewrew897 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *LAUGHS IN BEHOLDER*

  • @edwardbroeckling9602
    @edwardbroeckling9602 5 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    OH MY GOD LITTLE WALLACE AND THE BLACKSMITH'S APPRENTICE ARE ON THE DREAM TEAM?! HOLY CRAP!

    • @danielmcdade4013
      @danielmcdade4013 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't remember the blacksmiths apprentice!? 😭😭

    • @SunSun-sk4si
      @SunSun-sk4si 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Daniel McDade Daniel McDade The video "funny moments from my campaign", about 4 minutes in.

  • @istarilight
    @istarilight 5 ปีที่แล้ว +460

    Michel's ending :
    He did not speak much to the others. Where was he going ? What was he about to do ? Noone knows.
    Or, as it probably happened, Ben's brother never told him what his character would do.

    • @HunhowsShadowStalker
      @HunhowsShadowStalker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Wait.. So Michel is Chadwick Strongpants?!

    • @MmeHyraelle
      @MmeHyraelle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He's going to retrieve the mournblade?

    • @lordbuss
      @lordbuss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      He's probably high on mushrooms at the same park.

    • @ATFPredator
      @ATFPredator 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      He actually did come back and you get to hear more of his stories.... he's ageless so 500 years from now when the next major campaign started he's still there.

    • @andrewthegeek6522
      @andrewthegeek6522 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      He turned permanently invisible du

  • @marginis
    @marginis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    2:16 "Can't say no to a plot hook" says someone who has clearly never been in a game with the players I DM for.

  • @rice_to
    @rice_to 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    i started cracking up with california and lost it at LA!!!

  • @we4803
    @we4803 5 ปีที่แล้ว +647

    Anyone remember the paralyzed fighter they left outside Malikar's dungeon?

    • @ATFPredator
      @ATFPredator 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      From the DMG page 211, "Make a ranged attack roll against [a] creature using your spell attack bonus. On a hit, the target is paralyzed for 1 minute." "At the end of each of the target's turns, it can repeat the saving throw, ending the effect on itself on a success." - I honestly don't even see how the fighter was paralyzed for even the entirety of Malikar's encounter (boss fight)....

    • @we4803
      @we4803 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@ATFPredator they probably just forgot

    • @group555_
      @group555_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      ATFPredator if I remember correctly he said one of the players couldn't be at the session.
      That was his character, he was paralysed as a way to explain why one member couldn't join for the end of the adventure.

    • @ATFPredator
      @ATFPredator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@group555_ That would make way more sense, and if the player never played with them again he would remain paralyzed until he starved to death? What a terrible way to go.

    • @JooJingleTHISISLEGIT
      @JooJingleTHISISLEGIT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ATFPredator also each round of an encounter (everyone taking a turn) is 5 seconds. it's unlikely the encounter lasted for 12 rounds (the average is 3-4, so maybe 9-10 since it was bigger) so that part makes sense

  • @Sintaba_Gold
    @Sintaba_Gold 5 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    I love these kind of endings where your character becomes part of the lore of the world for the next campaign

  • @Dloin
    @Dloin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Arnold hurt his Paw? WHERE IS MY RAGATHIEL CLERIC? IAM OUT FOR VENGENCE!

  • @platinumwolf-09
    @platinumwolf-09 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Wow Puffinforest, you should narrate for audiobooks, I was getting goosebumps towards the end of the video.

  • @hirocarupu8746
    @hirocarupu8746 5 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    The dream team has Wallace!
    Wallace! The hero of parnast on their side. Truly they can take all that and more.

    • @SpacemanSpleef
      @SpacemanSpleef 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      They also have the young apprentince blacksmith.

    • @luisfernandocaelhernandez9599
      @luisfernandocaelhernandez9599 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yes I hoping someone noticed the hero of parnast

    • @lxvely5613
      @lxvely5613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think everyone who watched hero of parnast and funny moments in my campaign saw Wallace and the apprentice

    • @lordjor96
      @lordjor96 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think that's how the manage to survive.

  • @patricksmith6680
    @patricksmith6680 5 ปีที่แล้ว +769

    It's not over.
    You still owe us an explanation where the "Turtle F*****s" name came from.
    Maybe not an animation, but an _explanation._

    • @HunhowsShadowStalker
      @HunhowsShadowStalker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Turtle *_F R I E N D S_*

    • @yaujj65
      @yaujj65 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Forget it unless you want to turn it to a revolution. And I not a fan of rebellion and revolution.

    • @benikujaku4567
      @benikujaku4567 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I love how the two names fit in the asteriscs

    • @themanofsex3173
      @themanofsex3173 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Isn’t it obvious? They f***** turtles. What else is there to say other than what fetishes did your characters have?

    • @benikujaku4567
      @benikujaku4567 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@themanofsex3173 I thought the verb for "turtle friends" is "they befriend turtles". Why do your verb start with an f?

  • @dethmettle9236
    @dethmettle9236 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    2:55 "A gold dragon"
    Wait, how is he evil? Gold dragons are usually Lawful gud.

    • @kwesimorain4029
      @kwesimorain4029 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      To be fair they are stealing stuff from the military for forgery.

    • @mr.person9403
      @mr.person9403 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      maybe they pissed it off

  • @mr.k418
    @mr.k418 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The fighter settling down with his wife in solitude sounded like my favorite kind of ending.

  • @aaronjafri9004
    @aaronjafri9004 5 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    I am now making Mount Clelestia and Elysium just full of baby harp seals.

  • @erickchristensen746
    @erickchristensen746 5 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    Oof that was a nice end though I bet Michele will reappear as an npc into the new campaign.

    • @darthalex3
      @darthalex3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      but its 500 years later

    • @erickchristensen746
      @erickchristensen746 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Gopnik Dragonborn They said they all became Demigods, that’s the lowest tier of god, they are immortal

    • @darthalex3
      @darthalex3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@erickchristensen746 *seems legit*

  • @aidanl276
    @aidanl276 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Wait a minute, isn’t the guy in the Dream Team- is that Wallace of Parnast?

  • @cableboxcal3337
    @cableboxcal3337 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    1. This was uploaded on my birthday woooow
    2. Why did that ending make me so emotional

  • @ikaSenseiCA
    @ikaSenseiCA 5 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    You should casually have a potted plant named Gabriel that you bring to sessions

    • @pokegard
      @pokegard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Only in California tho, or he will escape

  • @SunSun-sk4si
    @SunSun-sk4si 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    9:10 "Together they decided to become _immortal and stop aging_ "
    9:17 "Our fighter returned back to the beast lands to spend _the rest of his days_ with his drow wife"
    ... Oh... Oh no...

    • @NTN_music
      @NTN_music 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      that's what i was thinking. I mean when does he realize his mistake?

    • @mavinus3644
      @mavinus3644 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      maybe he rejected the immortality? (I hope he did)

    • @inertjohnjunk
      @inertjohnjunk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well... SHE'S not immortal...

    • @Alexander-vg5qf
      @Alexander-vg5qf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Ellobats NANIII?

    • @inertjohnjunk
      @inertjohnjunk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Ellobats Maybehapssibly

  • @plaguekid
    @plaguekid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I'm not even gonna lie, that narration at the end was sick though. Why is nobody talking about how great it was?

  • @frog2091
    @frog2091 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Me in California “yep I’m on fire”

  • @Watchman222
    @Watchman222 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    That's such a cool idea to have a campaign pick up in the same universe where one campaign ended!

    • @arbiterskiss6692
      @arbiterskiss6692 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      When my characters finish Mines of Phandelver they are jumping into Tomb of Annihilation. Maybe they will be different characters, maybe not.

  • @yolojocolo5523
    @yolojocolo5523 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    TELL US THE TURTLE F#*%@^S BACKSTORY!!!

  • @limboprime5926
    @limboprime5926 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Best end to a campaign I’ve ever seen was the end to grave of man

  • @rewrew897
    @rewrew897 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’ve just been rewatching all these videos all day

  • @aaroncaldwell5199
    @aaroncaldwell5199 5 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    As someone who lives in California I burst out laughing at us being a plane of evil. It was described so accurately, I mean if we existed in a fantasy setting.

    • @wafflemaster59
      @wafflemaster59 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You and I both know it's not just accurate if we were in a fantasy world. This place is hellish.

    • @Brenilla
      @Brenilla 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Truest thing

    • @jackbishop8610
      @jackbishop8610 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Californian citizenship might as well just be called slavery.

    • @MtnNerd
      @MtnNerd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Personally I'd amend it to just be LA. Every time I enter or leave LA I feel like I passed through a hell portal

    • @williethenerfherder2193
      @williethenerfherder2193 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bro you need to put governor brown in prison. He turned knowingly spreading HIV in your state into a fucking misdemeanor.

  • @cixal4696
    @cixal4696 5 ปีที่แล้ว +319

    >Hears the gnome monk's name at the end of the video
    "Wait a minute..."
    >Rewatches Chadwick Strongpants
    Will was the gnome monk that failed his attack roll?
    Well dang.

    • @cameron2528
      @cameron2528 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Omg youre right!

    • @stefanm.734
      @stefanm.734 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      It was an intentionally bad character too, yet was the only one that managed to make it out of that tower.

    • @andrewthegeek6522
      @andrewthegeek6522 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      My sister plays a gnome monk when I saw that video I laphed hard

    • @nextPr0fess0rCha0s
      @nextPr0fess0rCha0s 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      BY ONE!

  • @gutsdw
    @gutsdw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    5:30 I as a native Californian agree with this

  • @sanctissimus1
    @sanctissimus1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The baby harp seals make a lot of sense and the great seal in the sky is perfect. I just imagine radiant energy blasting from his belly and smiting the forces of evil like a sunbeam spell.

  • @azurebalmung4520
    @azurebalmung4520 5 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    "The Asriel towers".
    (glances at talking flower)
    Seems legit.

    • @thepoeticdragon5649
      @thepoeticdragon5649 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Azure Balmung this is undertale

    • @justagremlin0
      @justagremlin0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      D&D = Undertale
      Amirite lads or amirite lads?

    • @theguyman256
      @theguyman256 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@justagremlin0 you are right lad

    • @Mattsimilate
      @Mattsimilate 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@theguyman256 Cheers lad.

  • @ehrinehrin6441
    @ehrinehrin6441 5 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    Demon:your fear my lord?
    Devil:CALIFONIA...

  • @eclipsedmoon87
    @eclipsedmoon87 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    2:00 is it just me, or is one of those adventurers WALLACE?! Second from the left

    • @maddocmonkey
      @maddocmonkey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think so

    • @guccicosmic3985
      @guccicosmic3985 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why did you have to say that

    • @eclipsedmoon87
      @eclipsedmoon87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@guccicosmic3985 because anyone who's seen 2 specific videos of his will recognize and HATE Wallace

    • @guccicosmic3985
      @guccicosmic3985 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I know I’m it’s just now I can’t I’m see that

    • @liamdalemon1525
      @liamdalemon1525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      the adventurers told the town that he committed the crimes and framed an innocent man. They tried to send him to California but California was all booked out so they just kicked him out of the town

  • @macwright4804
    @macwright4804 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Fun fact, this video came out while I was taking a trip to LA. His description was pretty damn accurate

  • @jamesgarratt9334
    @jamesgarratt9334 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    One thing that I've learnt from D&D:
    Players like protagonist centred morally regardless of of how their actions seem or the consequences of said actions.

    • @TheRezro
      @TheRezro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And I like to punish that..

  • @kyuura4324
    @kyuura4324 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    CALIFORNIA! THE DARK PLANE OF EVIIIIL
    Also I love stories like that where earth is this death world

    • @GunManGunHand
      @GunManGunHand 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      More like the Plane of Stupidity, they outlawed plastic straws.

    • @FrancisR420
      @FrancisR420 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@GunManGunHand the plane of the seventh largest economy in the world

    • @Renovartio
      @Renovartio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@FrancisR420 yet are bankrupt and need federal funding

  • @krislewis1114
    @krislewis1114 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I have a player who is always like, "what? a bowling alley in the 9 hells? Seems unrealistic." Thank you for the beautiful discography of examples for me to show them of good dm worldbuilding

  • @Smartmouthgamer23rd
    @Smartmouthgamer23rd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I can see it now, as Michelle is traveling down the road, ending credits start running and the song "Here I Go Again" by Whitesnake starts playing.

  • @johnramirez480
    @johnramirez480 5 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    As someone who actually is from California all of this is accurate

    • @diviad1914
      @diviad1914 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You are pure evil i will not succumb to your plots and trickery or your bad traffic

    • @bulldust1195
      @bulldust1195 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I agree with you john i too hail from the dreaded California

    • @GunManGunHand
      @GunManGunHand 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And the Dark Lord Mu'Scum.

    • @DarkCT
      @DarkCT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      loved that bit.

  • @jamesulstad8499
    @jamesulstad8499 5 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    Give us the backstory of the name turtle f*****

    • @anarchond
      @anarchond 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I thought he did in a previous episode

    • @timeforsuchaword
      @timeforsuchaword 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Seems like it explains itself.

    • @darkclain477
      @darkclain477 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tortoise rape

  • @datalysjr3339
    @datalysjr3339 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I’m from California and you right 😂🤣😂

  • @GrahamGotGame
    @GrahamGotGame 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    TFW at 1:11 Malakar moves to the left when Puffin specifically says he went to the right -_-

    • @etdrwho8328
      @etdrwho8328 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It was the way Malakar was facing.

    • @snickers2091
      @snickers2091 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He went to stage right

  • @LetsPlayCrazy
    @LetsPlayCrazy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    DRAGON
    FORNICATORS!
    Tell us! I will keep writing these comments until you tell us!

  • @reallysmallbird
    @reallysmallbird 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    As a Fire Elemental from The Elemental Plane of Fire, I can confirm the natives refer to it as California.

  • @azurebalmung4520
    @azurebalmung4520 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Your War-Forged's desire for power almost makes sense. Lack of former abilities as a Warforged (or even just a lack of iron-clad skin) might have caused him to feel vulnerable, or realize how vulnerable non-warforged humanoids could be, and felt the need to do something about that, but got a little too obsessed with it. Or even emotional differences.
    I'm reminded of Lex Luthor bargaining with Brainiac: "You lack something that I have in spades.....ambition."

  • @juicejumper
    @juicejumper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Instead of going left, he went right!”
    **goes left**

  • @benjaminholt331
    @benjaminholt331 5 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    Me when I saw this video: Hey, maybe he'll finally tell the story of how the turtle *FRIENDS* got their name!
    (watches video)
    Me: ....

  • @Team_BaM
    @Team_BaM 5 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    (curtain falls)
    Yaaay!
    (applause)
    Woooo!
    (standing ovation)
    You're the best Ben!
    (roses are thrown)

    • @KiX-K4T13
      @KiX-K4T13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Then tomatoes. Then bricks.

  • @thunderdrae7749
    @thunderdrae7749 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    7:08 The antagonists "Good Omens" in a nutshell

  • @AudibleFist
    @AudibleFist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Holy crap are we gonna get a Spelljammers campaign

  • @worldweaver2691
    @worldweaver2691 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    *they all became immortal. and they **_never_** saw them again* wow. not just end of mortal life times never but IMMORTAL nevers. damn.

  • @lunarscorpio3987
    @lunarscorpio3987 5 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    Shiro and *Asriel* banished a flower in a flower pot?
    Funny, I never thought Undertale would get here.

    • @nahinshadab202
      @nahinshadab202 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      why did you specify a flower pot, what were you expecting, a fish bowl?

    • @lunarscorpio3987
      @lunarscorpio3987 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nahinshadab202 'Cause it could have just been a fucken flower lol, besides, Flowey's in a pot.

    • @eddiemate
      @eddiemate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lunar Scorpio
      No he isn’t... if he was in a pot, he wouldn’t have been able to run around the entire game.

    • @nahinshadab202
      @nahinshadab202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@lunarscorpio3987 floweys not in a pot, how the hell do you think hes descending into the ground

    • @chrisimphean1874
      @chrisimphean1874 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lunar Scorpio oh I thought it was azrael the biblical angel.

  • @StCarr-mr2rp
    @StCarr-mr2rp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You are f****** hilarious! I love your channel. I haven’t played for about 10 years. You make me want to start playing again.

  • @unintentionally_edgy5867
    @unintentionally_edgy5867 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    at 10:50 i just like the idea of some adventurers like " so maybe we should go stop the bad guy or wha-" THOOOM " ive come to guide you!"