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  • @stuartcluff5841
    @stuartcluff5841 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +230

    real men don't judge other men for there hobbies, that's a woman's job.

    • @schaddenkorp6977
      @schaddenkorp6977 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Hang on, unless they’re in the same hobby. Sorry but we do.

    • @KayronTheFifth
      @KayronTheFifth 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      I'll have you know, my mates and I absolutely 'judge' each other for our hobbies!
      Then we have a laugh and have an honest conversation about the hobbies.

    • @schaddenkorp6977
      @schaddenkorp6977 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@KayronTheFifth Well it’s like go onto a pc gaming forum, look where people have posted their pc build specs at, and sure as shit you’re gonna find at least a few posts on that thread that will be trashing that guy’s rig and then go on to talk about how great their dual SRX71BIGDICK graphics card with a 1.21Gigawat hard drive and L33TMF mechanical keyboard is when compared. Yes I’m exaggerating somewhat, but to say men don’t judge other men on hobbies is, pardon the French, absurd.

    • @KayronTheFifth
      @KayronTheFifth 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@schaddenkorp6977 Of course, the sports v. gambling v. gaming contest has been going on as long as I've been alive. Then the Call of Duty players judging Battlefield players judging Halo players while Football players judge Basketball players judge etc.
      I'm sure there was similar judging happening back when hobbies were hunting, horseback riding, jousting, and so on.

    • @thedomoking
      @thedomoking 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Judge? Yes. Demean? No. Tease? Absolutely.

  • @Thomas-jr6en
    @Thomas-jr6en 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +189

    I always drink my coffee black and everybody sees it and claps. I'm SUPER manly.

    • @COGsandwich51
      @COGsandwich51 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

      I added suger once. I'll never recover from the shame

    • @elihan9
      @elihan9 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I drink it black sometimes. Other times, I add coconut milk. 😊

    • @slayeroffurries1115
      @slayeroffurries1115 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      I myself am not a big fan of black

    • @Pemmican1871
      @Pemmican1871 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      i edged to this comment

    • @PlasmaMongoose
      @PlasmaMongoose 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@slayeroffurries1115Phrasing...

  • @sookendestroy1
    @sookendestroy1 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +94

    "What is a man/woman?"
    *Me barging into the room dressed like an unwashed homeless man fighting off security guards while holding up a plucked chicken*

    • @kildooma.659
      @kildooma.659 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      LEEROOOY!

    • @ZonycOrder
      @ZonycOrder 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      A miserable little pile of secrets! Duh!

    • @ColdEmperor
      @ColdEmperor 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      ​@@ZonycOrderGlad somebody else thought it.
      EN GARDE!

    • @alexkuhar1280
      @alexkuhar1280 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Behold, a man!

    • @ZonycOrder
      @ZonycOrder 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@ColdEmperor Sorry to decline, I'm not going to fight in the comment section.

  • @TigerbanGaming
    @TigerbanGaming 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +78

    I (as a guy) get excited for the Ice Cream Truck as well, unless it's 3 a.m. and you hear the music!

    • @PfalzD3
      @PfalzD3 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      If it's 3:AM and you hear that music, it's usually the Killer making his rounds.

    • @glynn4216
      @glynn4216 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      I'm 34 and i stopped the ice cream truck last Friday for a sonic pop. No regrets

    • @ryannelson-n1c
      @ryannelson-n1c 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Better start running bro! XD

    • @TrueDemonTamer
      @TrueDemonTamer 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Nothing like the 3 am ice cream.

    • @PfalzD3
      @PfalzD3 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@TrueDemonTamer Well, You're the Demon tamer! You can do it!

  • @ivanpetrov5255
    @ivanpetrov5255 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +113

    "Alpha males go to Hooter's" -> "I will not apologize for going to Hooter's" -> "Going to Hooter's is gender affirming care"
    Oh, so he needs gender affirming care? As an "alpha"? Interesting.

    • @TheDeliciousOne
      @TheDeliciousOne 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Tywin Lanister thinks anyone who needs to call himself an alpha male is no alpha male.

    • @crayonchomper1180
      @crayonchomper1180 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      I'm 90% certain that he's baiting, and he's just a memeing on eveyone

    • @ivanpetrov5255
      @ivanpetrov5255 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@crayonchomper1180 Same, but that still leaves 10% for it being serious. You just can not be sure anymore 😅

    • @alaxbird4954
      @alaxbird4954 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ivanpetrov5255 well it IS the internet so its just as likely he's just fucking insane

    • @daniel4647
      @daniel4647 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@crayonchomper1180 Yeah, but some of the people he will be baiting will a 100% unironically agree with this and think he just said the smartest think they ever heard. Anyone that's into the moronic idea of "alpha males" in human society are more than delusional enough to think this is a clever justification for the "sin" of being horny.

  • @cthomaspeasant3059
    @cthomaspeasant3059 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +76

    Apparently the only masculine thing to do is basically return to automaton...according reddit/twitter tier thinking

    • @marmyeater
      @marmyeater 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      I wouldn't call them thinkers.

    • @yokai1235
      @yokai1235 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      a yes Twitter and reddit the most unmasculine place of the internet trying to tell others how to be masculine

    • @Kaltsit-
      @Kaltsit- 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@marmyeatermore like potatoes with their very small use of the brains equating to it

    • @cthomaspeasant3059
      @cthomaspeasant3059 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@marmyeater That's why I have to call them reddit/Twitter tier

    • @67IronWhalE
      @67IronWhalE 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Return?🤨

  • @siralpha6020
    @siralpha6020 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    The sheer amount of projection,(insecurities) lack of self awareness and no sense of actual socialization (needing to touch grass desperately) is making their arguments so fucking funny omllll 😭😭 actually laughing so hard, because it seems like it could be satire but they’re actually so serious about this stuff lmao

    • @Omnifity
      @Omnifity 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      If any of those comments were real, I'd be more colorful than the pride flag itself 😂😂

  • @sirato7058
    @sirato7058 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    Well... according to these tweets, I'm gay, trans, manchild, leftists, and nazi at the same time.
    I do multitasking. LOL

    • @BlooMonkiMan
      @BlooMonkiMan 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      There is 1 imposter among us

    • @Omnifity
      @Omnifity 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Ay me as well!

    • @LazGato
      @LazGato 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I'm a minority and a nazi, sense I'm not a gay minority that automatically puts me in the white Male category.

    • @CArcherOwl
      @CArcherOwl หลายเดือนก่อน

      I am apparently everything.

  • @majormajorasic
    @majormajorasic 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    4:49 *_Slams hand on table_*
    EXACTLY!
    *_smokes a coffee and drinks a cuban_*

    • @CArcherOwl
      @CArcherOwl หลายเดือนก่อน

      I had to read this twice!
      Currently dying laughing

  • @ZonycOrder
    @ZonycOrder 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

    Yes, another Shoe0nhead reaction. Thank you, Paws. I've been watching her since 2016 and it's always great to see her content get more exposure.
    EDIT: To get the full Shoe0nhead lore, you should totally watch her first video. It's very much cringe, but it's also funny. It should also be easy to find, since she put up a community post for its anniversary.
    20:10: One translation, coming up. It's basically insulting guys who drink cocktails as feminine, while also calling 'birds' (young, attractive women) 'lorry drivers' (lorry = truck), if they drink 'pints' of beer, making them masculine and unattractive.

    • @maxgreen4590
      @maxgreen4590 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Ah yes, another person who came over from ShoeOnHead. :)

  • @foxredwings
    @foxredwings 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    7:47 It reminded me of an streamer (girl), that I personally knew, said: "If my boy would play with cars and make car sounds at 14, I will send him to a mental asylum" but also " If my girl want to do OF I will encourage her to do it because it's nothing wrong, and let me appear in some"
    Edit: War is also a team game, and I'm sure everyone cheer their team to win. That means nobody is a man then?
    " Are you sick? Don't take the day off. Die at work, Be a Man!"

    • @voidseeker4394
      @voidseeker4394 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      As a person who lives in a county that is currently at war, i can assure you that war is not a "game", and i cheer my "team" because winning this war is a matter of survival for us, not because it's fun.

    • @Omnifity
      @Omnifity 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That is the most double-standardized bs I've heard in a HOT minute. Who said that???

  • @genericweeb7300
    @genericweeb7300 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    The seatbelt bit sounded someone took a Boston Be A Man joke seriously.

  • @nuhvok01
    @nuhvok01 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    23:50 Paws got me acting up.

    • @Omnifity
      @Omnifity 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      (puts hand on shoulder) It might seem crazy what I'm bouta say...

  • @itskyansaro
    @itskyansaro 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    wow... When Shoe said ''how do we save men?'' TH-cam threw in an amazon ad, that started with the words ''with Amazon Prime'' There's no Comedic Gold like randome TH-cam Ads.

    • @xenosarcadius1198
      @xenosarcadius1198 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Absolute mythical algorithm pull

  • @geoffreyentwistle8176
    @geoffreyentwistle8176 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    "Do these "men" also make space-shippy sound when playing with them?"
    Paws: And I took that personally. 😂

  • @RobertLutece909
    @RobertLutece909 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

    The soy thing comes from the fact that soy contains plant estrogens. The rumor was if a man eats too much he'll become feminine. That's one of those things that ignore the dose, though. For it to have any effect you'd have to eat a impossibly massive amount of soy.

    • @claypigeon7063
      @claypigeon7063 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Sounds like þe “Bananas are slightly radioactive” fun fact all over again, except some people take it seriously for some reason.
      “If you ate 40,000 bananas in under 10 minutes, you would die from radiation poisoning.”
      “Ah, yes… þe _radiation_ would kill you.”

    • @raifthemad
      @raifthemad 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@claypigeon7063 I take my queues from the real expert, mr. Karlos Pilkington, who says that eating more than six bananas will kill you.

    • @Jes9119
      @Jes9119 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      The real thing about it is that there are soy or seed oils in a ton of "food," so hitting high doses is actually pretty easy to do. One-off items won't hurt you but unless you're keeping track of every ingredient of every food from everywhere then you're probably taking in far more than you should.

    • @KeirnothVT
      @KeirnothVT 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      That's why the average Redditor is labeled a soyboy.

    • @dajuanmoten7278
      @dajuanmoten7278 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Drink to much water and it'll kill you

  • @irystocrattakodachithatmooms
    @irystocrattakodachithatmooms 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    Being a real man is being yourself and "appreciating" Keanu Reeves.

    • @CertifiedSunset
      @CertifiedSunset 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Keanu is god afetrall

    • @derekclawson5707
      @derekclawson5707 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Mel Gibson king of alcoholics 👑

  • @ChaoticIntention
    @ChaoticIntention 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "You're not a man if you're born in June"
    I'm sorry my mom was not man enough to hold me for 6 more months lol

  • @captainpolar2343
    @captainpolar2343 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    canonically, women don't exist on the internet
    "i don't think there's a such thing as a real man. You're all imaginary, you don't exist" -Paws
    so i guess gender war solved? no one exists?

    • @spiderraccoon7869
      @spiderraccoon7869 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      We've done it, we've escaped existence :o

    • @siralpha6020
      @siralpha6020 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@spiderraccoon7869FINALLY LESSGOOOO🎉

    • @maxgreen4590
      @maxgreen4590 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I mean, if men don't exist, then I think women win by default because even if they don't exist on the internet, there is nothing that says they don't exist offline.

    • @Skelterbane69
      @Skelterbane69 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It's all bots and ai

  • @fefino1411
    @fefino1411 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    That XQC-esque goose Honk annihilated me lmao 4:53

  • @Wayra_
    @Wayra_ 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    email leaks also usually involve the password getting leaked. and you might think "oh thats just some account i dont care about" but once they know your email and a password, they can try to use it on stuff like paypal or banking apps or really any other service which is why its important to not use the same password for anything

    • @maxgreen4590
      @maxgreen4590 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Seconded, this is also of course why 2 factor authentication is very useful.

    • @Skelterbane69
      @Skelterbane69 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      .....Oops

  • @rayanderson5797
    @rayanderson5797 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

    Love the whole "cooking and cleaning are feminine" thing. Yeah... "When my wife/mom isn't home, the house falls apart and I starve because I'm incapable of taking care of myself! I'm basically an overgrown infant! _I'm a real man!!!_ "

    • @RavenCloak13
      @RavenCloak13 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Except grilling. Grilling they somehow know how to do because they wanted to start a fire and just eat something over an open flame.

    • @raifthemad
      @raifthemad 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@RavenCloak13 Not just something, but meat.

  • @ShowWithNoName
    @ShowWithNoName 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    That "useful leisure activity" thing has the same energy as "if you're good at something, never do it for free." I'm good at watching TH-cam videos, but you don't see people make money by just watching TH-cam videos.
    Oh wait.

  • @freedantheeternal
    @freedantheeternal 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    I would actually love to talk to the ones doing the bad drink takes, specifically because my drink of choice when it comes to booze is mead. For those who don't know, it's basically wine made from honey. Tends to be sweeter on average than other wines, at least among what I've tried in my life. So I'm sure with that info, said bad takes would call it a girly/gay drink.
    It's also the traditional drink of Vikings. So I guess that gives me to go to raid and pillage.

    • @damianstarks8974
      @damianstarks8974 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Sounds tasty..

    • @MrThorne02
      @MrThorne02 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Now I want some proper mead right now.

    • @Omnifity
      @Omnifity 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I've never tried mead in my life, but damnit I want to now!

    • @Skelterbane69
      @Skelterbane69 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      There was a Russian mead called medovarus and it was soooo good. Sadly they went bankrupt. Probably cus their only Swedish customers were me and my bud.

  • @theonlylauri
    @theonlylauri 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

    Some of those are no doubt jokes. I've given deadpan rants on why heterosexuality is gay, and am kinda pissed that I never came up with that "spectator sports is cuckoldry" hot take.
    It's just totally impossible to tell parody apart from sincere conviction here.

    • @marmyeater
      @marmyeater 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      If a joke is indistinguishable from the sincere comments, does it still count as a joke.

    • @theonlylauri
      @theonlylauri 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@marmyeater Dunno. There's a grey area between jokes and trolling. I guess most of these land somewhere there.

    • @Luridcontent
      @Luridcontent 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@marmyeater If the content is reacting to a year old video is it relevant content?

    • @daniel4647
      @daniel4647 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@marmyeater Yes, because it's the reaction of the audience that's actually the joke, it's not intended to make anyone but yourself laugh. Some might call it trolling, but it's really the only way to have fun on the internet.

    • @marmyeater
      @marmyeater 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@daniel4647
      ✈️
      🧑

  • @tylerabdill2429
    @tylerabdill2429 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    boneless chicken wings are absolutely chicken nuggets they're just wing shaped chicken nuggets

    • @yokai1235
      @yokai1235 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      but with no sauce

    • @tylerabdill2429
      @tylerabdill2429 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@yokai1235 I mean if you're getting plain wings you need sauce otherwise nah lol

    • @eXpriest
      @eXpriest 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      There's a difference, boneless wings are one contiguous piece of chicken, chicken nuggets are amalgamated.

    • @yokai1235
      @yokai1235 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@tylerabdill2429 i dont mean this type i mean the crusty part of a chicken nugget is a type of sauce

    • @Omnifity
      @Omnifity 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I've never been more mad at something I agree with.

  • @rowanmacgregor1498
    @rowanmacgregor1498 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    the only person who dose not need seat belt is Clark Kent XDD

  • @SmokeAndChillAndromeda8
    @SmokeAndChillAndromeda8 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    i read a comment a while back it said "the modern era is paying for what others did in the past"

  • @shadowpoet4398
    @shadowpoet4398 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    As resident sigma I never understood why people forsake themselves for other people... Just BE, man. Live, love, laugh, and be happy.

  • @CallumDowney
    @CallumDowney 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Oh boy a Shoeonhead vid this is gonna be fun.

  • @TrueJoeMama
    @TrueJoeMama 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    20:16 agreed
    24:38 Paws out of context
    40:06 ayo what?

  • @Hannya7
    @Hannya7 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

    chat, is it gay to be romanian

    • @ZenoDovahkiin
      @ZenoDovahkiin 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Yes.

    • @oompalumpus699
      @oompalumpus699 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

    • @KeirnothVT
      @KeirnothVT 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Yes, just ask Vee.

    • @bitcheslovecannons5073
      @bitcheslovecannons5073 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Absolutely

  • @SarcasticPossum
    @SarcasticPossum 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "What is a man?A miserable little pile of secrets."
    -Dracula, Castlevania

  • @jakeking974
    @jakeking974 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Man: does anything
    Twitter: FA-

    • @KeirnothVT
      @KeirnothVT 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      g?

  • @andrews.5212
    @andrews.5212 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    when i was going to university (a few millenia ago xD) i had to meet a professor, for some reason the door of his studio was semiopen and the guys was literally playing with his collection of ww2 airplane models xD
    i was not expecting a 50+yo professor to be doing that xD

    • @derekclawson5707
      @derekclawson5707 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I don't care what others think. I say let him keep his inner child. He would be much more depressed without it.

    • @derekclawson5707
      @derekclawson5707 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The Magic The Gathering Community ☝️

  • @goatboytheimmortal8359
    @goatboytheimmortal8359 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    pillows often turn yellow from laying on them without bathing
    and not putting a pillow case on said pillow.

  • @ericgolightly8450
    @ericgolightly8450 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    22:25 That's why I commonly drink tea

  • @Nurple17
    @Nurple17 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    0:13 But the real questions I wanna ask though: "Is this the real life?", "Is this just fantasy?"
    I mean talk about getting caught in a landslide with no escape from this reality.

    • @teegill
      @teegill 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Not sure man. But even as a poor boy, I ain’t lookin for sympathy.
      Just going where the wind blows. It’s all good to me.

    • @johndexterzarate6663
      @johndexterzarate6663 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@teegill Just open your eyes and look up to the skies and see.

  • @choppergunner8650
    @choppergunner8650 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    30:25 Ah yes, nothing more beta than a dude holding a bloody knife and smiling like a fucking freak out of a horror movie

  • @Ο_Κανένας_Της_Οδύσσειας
    @Ο_Κανένας_Της_Οδύσσειας 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    So, Spartans who had women as fit as them, they were all gays. Fascinating! Such a realisation... 😑.

  • @aethertoast4320
    @aethertoast4320 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The other thing with soy and why it is associated with calling men unmanly is that for a while it was believed that having a high amount of certain chemicals found in soy would decrease testosterone and raise estrogen with one result being increased breast tissue in men.

  • @majormajorasic
    @majormajorasic 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    23:23 Imagine being an Alpha male Paws, we _REAL_ men out here are Full release 1.0 males.

  • @longc35
    @longc35 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I remember playing Diablo multiplayer on a LAN and my buddy had a collection of ears, he’d replace a lower level ear with a higher one from the same character, he always kept them on him so whenever he died we’d always have to go grab his ear collection off of his corpse. Good times.

  • @kokuutou92
    @kokuutou92 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    19:23 I legit cant grow a beard, dont know why, my dad can barely grow one as well so both of us are clean shaven. I'm 32, asian, I've a baby face, not balding so ppl think im like early 20s or something.

    • @SpinoRexy733
      @SpinoRexy733 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That's actually a good thing not a bad thing. I wish I had those traits myself. If anything your lucky to have a baby face and not balding and be unable to grow a beard and look early 20's despite being 32 that sounds great! Awesome!

  • @SusiFer667
    @SusiFer667 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    10:16 Someone needs to tell that guy that Chrome tabs can be closed. You don't need to upgrade RAM.

  • @Samagachi
    @Samagachi 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Shunning fried breakfasts is unforgivable

  • @ivanpetrov5255
    @ivanpetrov5255 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    23:50 - Paws flexing with her rigging 😁

  • @joni8401
    @joni8401 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Sunning balls / Tanned balls was a thing.
    With no rubbers, you reduced the risk of parenthood by exposing the junk to the sun so the tadpoles 'deactivated' via overheating.
    I generally can't fathom how they figured this out though.
    Thorough experimentation?

    • @voidseeker4394
      @voidseeker4394 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I've read somewhere that in medieval Japan people used to hold balls in the slightly hot water for contraception. Not sure if the source is credible though.

  • @43110.o
    @43110.o 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Men are more mythical than dog girls

  • @drautch
    @drautch 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Love the Shoe and Paws team

  • @EbenezerEibenhardt
    @EbenezerEibenhardt 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Protip: If you earn more than $683 us dollars a year, you earn six figures in Japan.

  • @cadmas
    @cadmas 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Ah yes conan the barbarian the perfect modern man.

    • @bcd32dok36
      @bcd32dok36 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      At this point he honestly is.

    • @johndexterzarate6663
      @johndexterzarate6663 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ....But most of them are Dave

  • @thatonenerdwhoreadsbyhimse5429
    @thatonenerdwhoreadsbyhimse5429 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    A lot of these tweets feel like projection.

  • @derekclawson5707
    @derekclawson5707 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    How dare I drink malt beer and tasty wine coolers etc.

  • @niceguy60
    @niceguy60 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    27:08, your reaction here killed me Paws

  • @verspin
    @verspin 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    You know what's gay? Being attracted to your own gender. Controversial I know

    • @Eternalserpent915
      @Eternalserpent915 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      How closed minded. Truly a sign of low intellect. After all, being attracted to EITHER gender is gay.
      Liking a woman means you like someone who likes men, which is gay. Liking a man is liking someone who likes women, who like men, which is also gay.
      'Imbecile.'

    • @Mr.scooter-le8yo
      @Mr.scooter-le8yo 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      🤯🤯🤯

  • @NoName-xu4tk
    @NoName-xu4tk 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    the gamer thing is weird since gaming was originally advertised toward the young "adult" as a mature fun "hobby" complimenting the "party" lifestyle

  • @xJamesLaughx
    @xJamesLaughx 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Man the amount of mental gynmastics the people who made some of those tweets/posts in this video had to go through to even come up with what they said is simply mind boggling.

  • @cuthbertwensleydale9
    @cuthbertwensleydale9 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Boneless chicken wings are the restaurant equivalent of the fast-food chicken nugget. Similar, but more refined, you see.

  • @Jfreek5050
    @Jfreek5050 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    By the logic of a lot of these women, I stopped playing video games a long time ago, mainly out of a combination of the need to work and depression. I have yet to gain a lady or the nookie it apparently warrants.

  • @auburncrow4568
    @auburncrow4568 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Y'know. As someone who's played DnD and multiclassed a Lawful Good Cleric into Necromancer, that was less morally obtuse then the shit I've seen here. xD

  • @TheInstinctWithinV2
    @TheInstinctWithinV2 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    As a man, my only explanation for this is that many of us are kinda lost about our place in the world in modern times. Only men can decide what being a man means, but we all disagree on the details. The world today is very much centered on women's needs and wants, most of which are fulfilled in some way. But men feel something is missing. These dudes just fill the void with a goofy caricature of manliness. Protect your loved ones, provide what you can. Don't overcomplicate it. It's actually really simple.

  • @Tekdruid
    @Tekdruid 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    A shoe does not go on the head, yes? The shoe goes on the foot! So it is!

  • @dragonturtle2703
    @dragonturtle2703 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Agreed. Real men and real women are just male and female adults respectively, and being an adult (besides just the age or physically being one: being a REAL adult) is just being mature and responsible enough to manage yourself without needing someone to parent you, maintain control so you don't just freak out and have a meltdown constantly, and pull your own weight (not counting things outside of your reasonable control).

  • @MrLuigge
    @MrLuigge 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    20:55 who is gonna tell them the man is the ice cream seller?

  • @zetsumeinaito
    @zetsumeinaito 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    40:40 - 41:00 Hell, I got called gage because I'm deathly allergic to alcohol. Like I stop being able to breath. They weren't my friends after that.

  • @ToxicIdeaStorage
    @ToxicIdeaStorage 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Food is Food like Math is Math...
    Paws, it is Time to Party!!!

  • @-scrim
    @-scrim 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    getting upset about people saying "real man"
    sanest feminist woman moment 💀

  • @SSJ3CyLink
    @SSJ3CyLink 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    i had a few ears on diablo from joining friends lobbys but i never huge into pvp or had enigma, outside of farming act 3 or leveling up my own characters
    i'd join low level lobbys and help people and give them some gear if they were friendly
    turns out healing 38 life a second keeps them alive pretty well, only have to worry about duriel or evil lightning beetles

  • @Linx1993
    @Linx1993 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The problem with soy is that the protein in it causes an increase of estrogen.

  • @Crazycoyote-we7ey
    @Crazycoyote-we7ey 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Back in my day we got Alcohol, Cigarettes, candy, a 40 at the store for grandma because nobody gave a crap

  • @dixon137
    @dixon137 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    2:10 good

  • @Kaltsit-
    @Kaltsit- 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Hey, being a femboy is masculine, do you know what it takes to get wide hips if they aren’t wide by genetics?
    You do side leg raises. And a lot of them.
    Ya exercise to get what you want if you don’t have the genetics.

    • @DarkVeghetta
      @DarkVeghetta 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Interesting. I figured it was a bit of that and a bit of being blessed enough to put on fat on the thighs first (which is rare for men).
      I actually did an entire YT comment essay (took me several hours, it was around 15k words and had to involve a second comment, since I reached the limit on the first) on the speculative differences between masculine men gym training and femboy gym training. I might have sold the femboy training a bit short by presuming a genetic predisposition to the body shape.
      In my defense, while I am a gymbro, I'm only a femboy enjoyer rather than having any first hand experience with their gym methods due to a deeply regrettable lack of local femboys.

  • @kraigshall
    @kraigshall 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Paws... About the Yellow pillow thing. I think we should tell you when you're older.

  • @zaknafein641
    @zaknafein641 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I drink my coffee black... If you have to add things to make your coffee taste good, you're probably drinking bad coffee.

  • @kuroenekodemon
    @kuroenekodemon หลายเดือนก่อน

    How do we tell these people on Twitter that penis is feminine in Romanian and vagina is masculine in Romanian?

  • @KuroSensei2
    @KuroSensei2 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Paws: Look at me, I am the true man now! 😂

  • @Scugzerker
    @Scugzerker 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Just be like Iroh. As the intro of the video I'm referring to kicks off: "integrity, loyalty, patience, authenticity, humility, humor, strength, wisdom, love..." long ago the 9 qua-.. wait wrong one. Basically, he shows all of those qualities when needed which arguably would be 'peak masculinity'. Depends on your personal perspective though, but I agree with this for the most part. This wouldn't just be peak masculinity, but peak human behaviour in general.
    Can't judge if I meet all qualities (probably not, as my level of patience for instance fluctuates greatly). Though at least I've also reached a state where I can just laugh off most insults. Not a single insult someone throws at me can outcompete what I've been telling myself for a long time (which still is never far away).

  • @prometheus1815
    @prometheus1815 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Gays, is it women to like men?

    • @sub-zero5283
      @sub-zero5283 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Yesn't

  • @juarezamorim
    @juarezamorim 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Merry Christmas, Paw

  • @frenchie5350
    @frenchie5350 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Anyone else think of the video of Mike Dyson in a dress and a wig when shoe talks about the comment at 17:45 😂

  • @Frank-pe9pk
    @Frank-pe9pk 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I’m a Boomer. I knew very few soy boys. The ones in did know just didn’t make it.

  • @MrLuigge
    @MrLuigge 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    25:50 this is why I am a libertarian, I don't want to be controlled, I want to be a "real man" 😂 (sarcasm)

  • @KhristianGillespie
    @KhristianGillespie 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Real men are gamers too!

  • @Kaltsit-
    @Kaltsit- 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I drink coffee and tea both. And I drink coffee with or without creamer and/or sugar.
    I like tea in all forms. And coffee in all forms.

  • @bigchungu7698
    @bigchungu7698 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I mean t e c h n i c a l l y everyone has committed assault on a pregnant woman, your mother.

  • @jonathancrespo3274
    @jonathancrespo3274 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    When I was 17 a couple days before my birthday is the first and last time I got laid.
    I would give anything to be a virgin again, cuz sex is honestly pretty mid as a entertainment activity (which isnt even its purpose in the first place)

  • @zetsumeinaito
    @zetsumeinaito 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    30:37 But... only 18% of Americans total make 100k+ a year. And if it's just 27 and under that's like 1%

  • @alexisrivera200xable
    @alexisrivera200xable 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Being 45 years old, I can tell you that the whole overall content of these memes are old tropes that get repeated and fade away as the years go by. Homophobia in particular, gains traction every few years like clockwork, but the internet has supercharged its exposure.

  • @trickydeathbringer
    @trickydeathbringer 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    7:30 I have only Magic the gathering cards.

  • @georgesmith6218
    @georgesmith6218 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Soy thing isn't about protein. There is general belief (that may or may not be true) that processed soy has chemicals very similar to estrogen, women hormones. When taken in excess they can make men develop feminine traits (like manboobs) kind of similar to MtF HRT.
    Yellow pillow is originally white pillow, whose owner doesn't shower often enough and doesn't wash the casing regularly. Its a general sign of not taking care of yourself, possibly a depression.

  • @Darkstalker212
    @Darkstalker212 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The sperm bank is going to continue losing business. I'll just leave it at that 😅

  • @Sayiankiller-vt6bi
    @Sayiankiller-vt6bi 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Is it gay for us guys to do anything basically 💀 because it almost seems like we being restricted to do anything 😂

    • @Eternalserpent915
      @Eternalserpent915 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Absolutely. You will sit in the corner on a poorly made chair with your lukewarm water and a thesaurus, and you will like it.

  • @nekoking8330
    @nekoking8330 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Seriously, where did this whole idea of “liking Sports makes you effeminate” come from?!

  • @codysphotography9716
    @codysphotography9716 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    If i showed my collection it wouldn't be able to be shown on stream cause it's sharp weapons 😅

  • @verspin
    @verspin 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Men create the world, women create the people

  • @remus885
    @remus885 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    29:09 "Men with long hair are not men"
    She or he surely doesn't know Amon Amarth, or other viking metal bands....
    th-cam.com/users/shorts5KYW7bf-4YM?si=6DALVYTTPtNtddlK

  • @Off-HandedBarrel
    @Off-HandedBarrel 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I guess all that time I spent in the Corps cleaning things made me super gay. Then again, it could've been the communal bathrooms.

  • @aethertoast4320
    @aethertoast4320 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Boneless chicken wings are just shaped chicken nuggets with a different breading.

  • @loonylenny
    @loonylenny 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    6:10 never and i never will. I gave up years ago