My dad was cutting up a chicken breast for dinner and my mom was sitting right beside him and then he blurted out “I like breasts” and I responded right after “me too”
I think the part about girls and friendship is pointing towards the fact that friendship is supposed to be reciprocal, and yet the meme shows only the girl is able to gain something from the guy, not vice versa. Meaning if the girl can rely on their guy friend for emotional support, the guy friend should be able to do the same. The problem being implied is that there are girls who "keep" guys around as "friends" just for the sake of keeping them around as "reserve" while they enjoy their relationship with their boyfriend, essentially leading them on and using them.
It's not about you can't talk about your problems with your friends, but they are also for going on trips, drink a beer, help them, playing games or do stupid shit randomly. But the majority of the girls that are in a relation do all of this with their boyfriends and if they have a male friend they talk with them only when a problem with their bf occurs and want moral support from that male friend to reassure them they did nothing wrong. That's not friendship, it's like you have a colleague from your team, only complains to you about work/others but in rest it's like you never exist but you have to support him because you work together.
Kinda just reinforces that, despite the reply to the initial statement trying to show that the guy doesn't know what friends are, it exposes that the woman doesn't. She sees absolutely nothing wrong with the prospect of a friend doing nothing with her other than be her own free personal therapist.
"Except as a vampire, if I have no reflect, what does that say?" That says that the mirror is worth money. Old mirrors used to be made of silver, the metal of purity, thus they don't reflect the images of vampires. Modern mirrors use aluminum and do reflect the image.
Or maybe vampires don't have reflections because they're only there in spirit. Loudly, but only in spirit, so they don't reflect light towards the mirror to be reflected.
To be precise, it's because the undead are ungodly, and silver being considered a pure metal was thought to not interact with impure creations. Aluminim don't give a raggedy FUCK, though
@@hallowedbeyourdays which is quite ironic (or silveronic? 🤔), considering silver was used to detect various poisons in ancient Asia due to its reaction with some toxic substances, it blackens quite easily in contact with some people's skin (though I'm not sure what's the chemical reason), and even analogic X-rays are based on the sedimentation of silver salts under radiation. Like, for something that "doesn't interact with impure creations", it certainly doesn't consider many things "impure". I'd find it just as likely that they shield/cloak themselves from light, since it's harmful to them, and that makes them not physically affect reflective surfaces, while not becoming hidden from people's soul's senses, and having the sunlight be too intense to be able to avert that way.
the same with "cheot-garak"......(korean silver chopsticks)...they use silver to spot if the food contained poison...if the food contained poison, the silver chopsticks will have coloration (only if they use mercury). Even in other religions and culture, Silver is the symbol of purity, and ward off evil spirits.
Funny story. When I was a kid, I saw a dude trying to unstick his balls while walking. So I hurriedly zoomed past him walking like I was trying to unstick my beanbag but was singing Blue Suede Shoes by Elvis. He cracked up & began to goof along with. He transitioned to the Disco shuffle & he's like, "keep calm & move along folks, _I'mma trying to unstick my nads!"_ Best childhood memory *EVER.*
I crack my neck daily. Back too. After sitting in one spot and driving for over 5 hours straight, everything feels stiff and you just need to twist and stretch to loosen up. The popping sound of your joints just comes naturally.
29:35 "my battery is low and it's getting dark" refers to the last two signals sent by the rover Opportunity’ on Mars after it was covered in dust by a storm and the solar panels couldn't recharge it anymore. It didn't really say those things, but still, may the Machine Spirit rest in peace.
Perfume has 3 stages, never trust the initial smell as it fades fast, focus on the mix with skin and sweat stage as it lasts for 2~3 hours and that's what you want to be smelling like, beware of the decay stage at which point you should wash it off and re-apply. Advice is to spray tester perfume on wrist and observe it over the day, though expect the real product to be less potent. Also... trust me when I say this, pick perfume that's smells of things native to your homeland, it will compliment your features. Same with cosmetic colors... if you're forest folk ancestry, get the forest berries, fruit and tree colors and smells. More than enough european women complain asian cosmetics don't work for them. Sauce: i have a sister.
In America a lot of women find a great guy with a lot flaws leave him for someone else find out the grass is not greener with the person they chose try to go back to the other guy but he moved on.
@@Kaltsit- that's how it's supposed to work, but social media both showing a small slice of influencer couples, making people think a relationship should always be the honeymoon period, and offering the illusion in infinite choice, means it's extremely easy, and in fact, encouraged to drop a relationship the moment it needs some actual work. there's always another guy or girl waiting, so if the on you're with isn't the perfect fit, just try again, there's millions waiting, so any one specific person isn't important. a modern tragedy.
Fun Fact: There is no such thing as an "Alpha wolf" in nature. Wolf packs usually only consist of familial bonds and the idea of there being an Alpha of a pack was from an observation of wolves in captivity
there is still such a thing. it's just not a strict hierarchy where the males compete for first place. all members have a role, and the leaders of the pack are the dominate breeders. Their pups are the first to be served, and protected should any sacrifices need to be made because they have the strongest genes. There's still a male and female that lead the pack, and sort out the roles. It's just not as strict as say, a Pride of Lions.
When my voice started to deepen all the girls said I sounded like a frog I don't know anyone that counts their calories Talking about mens pockets: I love being able to shove a bottle of water in with my keys and wallet
I once gave a huge Matryoshka doll-style box within a box within a box within a box within a box that were all sealed with duct tape as a gift. In the center? A cheeseburger and a blow-up doll. My friend loved it.
In my experience as a guy, I don't talk about my problems with people I consider just friends. Only family and those handful of guys in my "inner circle" are trusted enough for that and I wouldn't want to be a woman's emotional support if she already has a guy she is seeing that can take on that role. If I'm not specifically equipped to solve her problem then why is she venting to me and not her girlfriends or the guy who she takes to bed?
13:00 i literally gave my brother a "useless box" as a gift for his birthday. it's a wooden box with a single switch. if you flip it, a tiny hand comes out of the box to undo you turning it on...
@@akmon3490 I wish it was as snowy as it's portrait in stereotypes here. But at summer it's so hot. For example there was no rain here for the last two weeks and the temperature went up to 30° Celsius. I hate this weather.
My mother likes Snoopy from the Peanuts and isn't a fan of cooking. My gift to her was Snoop Dogg's Cookbook but I taped a piece of paper with he letter Y to the end of Snoop Edit: the friendship thing is generally a difference in how the two genders generally act with friends. For girls, sharing their problems is a normal sign of friendship. For guys, you don't do that. You hang out and ignore your problems. So for most guys, the person whose problems they will listen to is more than a standard friend. That's a deep friend or a romantic interest. It's like women posting L's. If the trust isn't there, you can't drag that out of a guy.
The issue for many guys on the friendship thing, most of us would be happier without the drama or effort a close friendship with a woman introduces into our lives. Therefore many platonic relationships with women are a case of the man putting out value to the woman but getting little or nothing of value to himself in return, men and women can be friends but the differences between men an women often lead to many platonic relationships being a drain on the male in the relationship thus many men find such relationships unrewarding, or downright detrimental.
32:30 Person's overthinking/nerding about style and fashion. It's literally just "he cheated on you with a girl who's basically you but with one thing different" 55:20 Girls don't get slapped
I only knew about the hair-twisty towel thing because my brother and I grew up with a biological sister and two foster sisters, and we became rather adept at unraveling them. It annoyed them, but entertained us to no end.
@25:57 besed on when these 2 items were made its a safe bet that the reason this is is 2 fold 1 men back then did back breaking labor [like im talking placing tracks on the ground hard] so cologne is meant to last all day and mask the smell of male smells 2 females were didn't work outdoors like the men did so their perfume was mostly to show off how rich they were [it was for fun, not function] so putting these two things together, its safe to say that is the reason why cologne lasts all day but perfume doesn't, perfume was only meant to last like a few hours at best. [take this all with a grain of salt as im just basing this off of the time period they came out, and history, i don't actually know the reason but its a educated guess.]
The curls picture: I might have this wrong but one has "loose" curls the other has "tight" curls... I might be reading too far into though. Copulation is a sport. Hear me out: It's physically intense, you get rated based on your performance, they time you and if you do really well in all three you get put on a podium.
the point of make up WAS to highlight the best features of your face like if you have beautiful eyes mascara, or lips lipstick. but then it went to the whole okay lets paint our faces to hide ever blemish so that when we wash our face he will see how hideous i feel then. where as most guys will find you more attractive if you just put a tiny bit of makeup on to highlight what they love about your beautiful face
Paws, we all know that if you had to walk alone you'd learn to wield- and carry- a bullwhip. And yes, I make a turban out of a towel when my hair is soaking wet. Depends on if it's long enough to need it though. Best reason to get a purse is to load them with a weight and use them as a flail while also as a distraction. If a thief sees a purse and goes for it and your actual wallet is in your pocket you lost a purse you didn't really use!
14:36 Fun fact, when you start exercising, as in actually exercising and not small shit, your body is ligitimately retarded and has no idea what to do, I went from 290 to 330 when I started and my body figured its shit out, then I went on to lose around 100lb before quarantine hit and family absolutely fucked my ability to exercise. this is one of the reasons you shouldn't look at a scale for around 3 months when you start. as for gaining muscle skewing weight, that is one of the reasons that looking at images and comparing yourself to them is a better way to gauge fat percentage than anything else you can do on your own.
15:01 not everyone breaks up on bad terms, just acknowledging you grew apart and remember the good times, hell, even with a shitty ex, the good times where still there.
55:40 I always assume the complements are backhanded when its not about my hair, my hair is probably the one thing I trust compliments about because that shit was 4.5-5feet long and fairly nice a few years ago, not so much anymore.
As a man who can wear shorts, I prefer pants even during the summer so I don't burn my legs when sitting down on the benches at a park, the hot concrete, mosquito protection for my legs, and when school starts up my legs won't be cold in the AC blasting classrooms. (38:22)
I can’t remember where I heard this, but how owls are capable to turn their heads 180 degrees is because they have an extra bone in their necks. Maybe I read that from the book series The Guardians of Ga Hoole..
I can make my neck do cracking sounds at basically any time if I move my head a certain way but usually when I do it its because I’ve strained my neck by writing on my desk or used my phone too much and when I do it because of this the cracks are far louder and more numerous because of excessive muscle tension
bro really just said the truth I am your reflection you have no friends. I literally talk to myself. I am literally the definition of clinically insane for the simple reason as I have so little friends that I have to talk to myself so much that I started talking back and creating conversations
My cat trying to comfort me is probably my favorite part of being loud and laughing at weird hours 🤣, he's just adorable in his concern for me and the screen I stare at
I’m going to be honest. Every year on April 1st, my dads birthday, I try and find a cheap plastic flamingo because he lives in florida as a joke. For some freaking reason I’ve never found one for his birthday!
So I think the reason the smell of cologne lasts longer is that it has more alcohol than perfume, meaning it evaporates more over time releasing more of the smell. While perfume has more oil, so it kinda just sits on the skin or get absorbed. This is why sometimes you need to get close to someone to even smell their perfume.
The perfume i got from a family is really nice, it stay so long that i can still smell it from my jacket 2 weeks after. It might be because i rarely use my jacket, but i think it's still impressive that it lasted that long
Well, some of my male colleagues wear very strange perfumes that I can't even identify the smells of. I keep noticing that old grandmas somehow all wear the same perfume or do you know that Situation if someone's uncle applied a very penetrating agent and it somehow biting in Nose? - I think Irish moss or something like that. 😂 I buy a perfume once a year but it will cost a little more. Apply it once and you'll just smell the whole time like that - just like people use hairspray like three-weather-taft - the hairstyle fits even after the apocalypse. 46:47 By the way: Well, if that's the case, then the flowers from the gas station are enough, right? Problem solved 😜
To explain the girls after a slap one it's because. If you slap your female friend for no reason, Well that's the end of the friendship so they both leave meaning they don't have that "appology and sorting out" phase. Also for the "Mission: Buy a pair of jeans" I'm a mix of both women and men since I will only buy what I need But I will still check the other articles and product of the shops in the thing knowing that I won't buy them xd.
25:57 I guess the point is perfume is not for everyday. it's 'special'. That, or shop around. surely long lasting perfume must be sold Somewhere. by someone who did not get the 'special' memo.
The "Yes-No/Boy-Girl" refers to the possible answers, which have two different interpretations to the question, and can be understood as such: "Are you a boy or a girl?" "Yes (either boy or girl)" "Are you a boy or a girl?" "No (neither boy nor girl)" "Are you a boy or a girl?" "Boy (specifically a boy)" "Are you a boy or a girl?" "Girl (specifically a girl)"
More on the relationship thing. I've actually met people who didn't think men and women could be "just friends," and it is just mind-boggling to think that there are people out there that think that just bc a man and woman are close then they're dating or they're related somehow like friendships between men and women just don't exist
The friendship meme is more about men don't want to be friendzoned by someone they like and be the emotional punching bag and having to listen to a girl yapping for god knows how long. As men we just want to solve problems, but most of the time women just wanna explore their feelings and vent from what I've heard a lot of men complain about.
Friendships for men and friendships for women are very different, generally female friendships have much more give and take, as evidence of this you can see countless women flabbergasted online almost daily at how little their husbands and their friends actually know about eachother's lives outside of whatever is pertinent to their friendship and activities. So when a man is friends with a woman he is likely putting in more effort to be there for her emotionally than anyone in his entire life except maybe his parents, grandparents or therapist is going to put in for him. So from his perspective this is bordering on if not crossing into Boyfriend duty. However since most people in a relationship of any kind are not going to put in more than is expected of them, in many cases a woman who is friends with a man will put in basically no effort in return because that's how male friendships work. In effect she ends up with a guy on the side who takes care of her on an emotional level similarly to if not identically to a boyfriend, and he ends up with a friend who only actually exists when she's mad at her boyfriend and wants to be validated.
Paws is definitely one of the boys.
She get an honorary membership sticker
So what you're saying that's a guy with a voice changer 😂
@@BurntOutFiend may as well be
@@BurntOutFiend
EVEN BETTER
God forgive me im about to buuuuuuustt@@BurntOutFiend
My dad was cutting up a chicken breast for dinner and my mom was sitting right beside him and then he blurted out “I like breasts” and I responded right after “me too”
Everyone likes breasts.
wha huh 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
3 days apart
Chicken Breast
@@Electrizer09_CheetahSpeedChicken, you perv!
The fact that Paws was laughing so hard the model couldn't keep up lol.
She might have gone out of the tracker area for the model by laughing too hard.
I think the part about girls and friendship is pointing towards the fact that friendship is supposed to be reciprocal, and yet the meme shows only the girl is able to gain something from the guy, not vice versa. Meaning if the girl can rely on their guy friend for emotional support, the guy friend should be able to do the same. The problem being implied is that there are girls who "keep" guys around as "friends" just for the sake of keeping them around as "reserve" while they enjoy their relationship with their boyfriend, essentially leading them on and using them.
It's not about you can't talk about your problems with your friends, but they are also for going on trips, drink a beer, help them, playing games or do stupid shit randomly. But the majority of the girls that are in a relation do all of this with their boyfriends and if they have a male friend they talk with them only when a problem with their bf occurs and want moral support from that male friend to reassure them they did nothing wrong. That's not friendship, it's like you have a colleague from your team, only complains to you about work/others but in rest it's like you never exist but you have to support him because you work together.
Kinda just reinforces that, despite the reply to the initial statement trying to show that the guy doesn't know what friends are, it exposes that the woman doesn't. She sees absolutely nothing wrong with the prospect of a friend doing nothing with her other than be her own free personal therapist.
"Except as a vampire, if I have no reflect, what does that say?" That says that the mirror is worth money. Old mirrors used to be made of silver, the metal of purity, thus they don't reflect the images of vampires. Modern mirrors use aluminum and do reflect the image.
Or maybe vampires don't have reflections because they're only there in spirit. Loudly, but only in spirit, so they don't reflect light towards the mirror to be reflected.
To be precise, it's because the undead are ungodly, and silver being considered a pure metal was thought to not interact with impure creations.
Aluminim don't give a raggedy FUCK, though
@@hallowedbeyourdays which is quite ironic (or silveronic? 🤔), considering silver was used to detect various poisons in ancient Asia due to its reaction with some toxic substances, it blackens quite easily in contact with some people's skin (though I'm not sure what's the chemical reason), and even analogic X-rays are based on the sedimentation of silver salts under radiation.
Like, for something that "doesn't interact with impure creations", it certainly doesn't consider many things "impure".
I'd find it just as likely that they shield/cloak themselves from light, since it's harmful to them, and that makes them not physically affect reflective surfaces, while not becoming hidden from people's soul's senses, and having the sunlight be too intense to be able to avert that way.
the same with "cheot-garak"......(korean silver chopsticks)...they use silver to spot if the food contained poison...if the food contained poison, the silver chopsticks will have coloration (only if they use mercury).
Even in other religions and culture, Silver is the symbol of purity, and ward off evil spirits.
“As a Vampire-“
So you don’t shower? White water and all that y’know.
Funny story. When I was a kid, I saw a dude trying to unstick his balls while walking. So I hurriedly zoomed past him walking like I was trying to unstick my beanbag but was singing Blue Suede Shoes by Elvis.
He cracked up & began to goof along with. He transitioned to the Disco shuffle & he's like, "keep calm & move along folks, _I'mma trying to unstick my nads!"_ Best childhood memory *EVER.*
I understood
Like half of that
@@qbertsandy1367 😆 what parts did you not get? Am willing to clarify!
@@SevEvoimarumaybe he doesn't understand the reference off the song that you said
@@DarahSamuderah-ip2fv probably. I wonder if he googled "Elvis Presley blue suede shoes" or "Elvis Presley dancing compilations" at all... 🤔
Blessed Paws giggles and fluffy tail saved my day ❤
The squeaks too!
I'm gonna bury my face in that tail
Boys, we need a girlfriends
I crack my neck daily. Back too. After sitting in one spot and driving for over 5 hours straight, everything feels stiff and you just need to twist and stretch to loosen up. The popping sound of your joints just comes naturally.
Some people ""women are so nice""
Me recalling compilations of cat fights on early TH-cam ""are you sure about that?""
29:35 "my battery is low and it's getting dark" refers to the last two signals sent by the rover Opportunity’ on Mars after it was covered in dust by a storm and the solar panels couldn't recharge it anymore. It didn't really say those things, but still, may the Machine Spirit rest in peace.
Man, that brings back memories. It was a sad time for us all.
My mom watches Titanic just to watch the crash
Based mom
Bruh lol.
My ex used to laugh her ass off at the part where that guy hit the propeller and did like seven flips on the way down. Man, I miss that girl lol
hmm?
On the topic of "boy's gifts", there is such a thing as a fart scented candle.
I will not elaborate, but...
Perfume has 3 stages, never trust the initial smell as it fades fast, focus on the mix with skin and sweat stage as it lasts for 2~3 hours and that's what you want to be smelling like, beware of the decay stage at which point you should wash it off and re-apply.
Advice is to spray tester perfume on wrist and observe it over the day, though expect the real product to be less potent.
Also... trust me when I say this, pick perfume that's smells of things native to your homeland, it will compliment your features.
Same with cosmetic colors... if you're forest folk ancestry, get the forest berries, fruit and tree colors and smells.
More than enough european women complain asian cosmetics don't work for them.
Sauce: i have a sister.
Daaaaamn thats interesting imma keep this in mind from now on thx bro! 😊
7:30 You laugh now, but just wait until the horse girls get together with sword guys and raise a generation of fully equipped cavalry.
In America a lot of women find a great guy with a lot flaws leave him for someone else find out the grass is not greener with the person they chose try to go back to the other guy but he moved on.
Nobody is perfect. You have to work with the flaws of the other person. That’s how a relationship works.
@@Kaltsit- that's how it's supposed to work, but social media both showing a small slice of influencer couples, making people think a relationship should always be the honeymoon period, and offering the illusion in infinite choice, means it's extremely easy, and in fact, encouraged to drop a relationship the moment it needs some actual work. there's always another guy or girl waiting, so if the on you're with isn't the perfect fit, just try again, there's millions waiting, so any one specific person isn't important.
a modern tragedy.
@@nunote2362 yeah. That’s what’s wrong with social media nowadays
At least it’s a time when we started fighting the effects. It’s sad we gotta leave so many over, but gotta value ourselves first now!
@@rustythefoxcoon5143 in a relationship you have to value each other not just yourself.
Fun Fact: There is no such thing as an "Alpha wolf" in nature. Wolf packs usually only consist of familial bonds and the idea of there being an Alpha of a pack was from an observation of wolves in captivity
Common empiricism l
The real alphas are... the parents.
there is still such a thing. it's just not a strict hierarchy where the males compete for first place. all members have a role, and the leaders of the pack are the dominate breeders. Their pups are the first to be served, and protected should any sacrifices need to be made because they have the strongest genes. There's still a male and female that lead the pack, and sort out the roles. It's just not as strict as say, a Pride of Lions.
Afaik, the actual "alpha" of a given wolf pack is just... Dad.
@@DinnerForkTongue which is still completely different than how people who call themselves that act
When my voice started to deepen all the girls said I sounded like a frog
I don't know anyone that counts their calories
Talking about mens pockets: I love being able to shove a bottle of water in with my keys and wallet
Pants with tons of pockets are perfect for those who love snacks and need the extra storage space
I was talking about doing it in jeans. Cargo pants/shorts are great for carrying anything and everything
Women's pockets: can't put phone in it
Mens pockets: *Inventory*
I once gave a huge Matryoshka doll-style box within a box within a box within a box within a box that were all sealed with duct tape as a gift. In the center? A cheeseburger and a blow-up doll. My friend loved it.
Bro, if you gave me a gift like that, you'd have earned a paragraph on my will.
11/10 gift.
In my experience as a guy, I don't talk about my problems with people I consider just friends.
Only family and those handful of guys in my "inner circle" are trusted enough for that and I wouldn't want to be a woman's emotional support if she already has a guy she is seeing that can take on that role.
If I'm not specifically equipped to solve her problem then why is she venting to me and not her girlfriends or the guy who she takes to bed?
Paw's is 200% wife martial
LIKE FR dude she's keeper 100%
Martial? Martial Art?
Paws*
13:00 i literally gave my brother a "useless box" as a gift for his birthday.
it's a wooden box with a single switch. if you flip it, a tiny hand comes out of the box to undo you turning it on...
That's something that entertains a man better.
beeble and the "boys getting slapped vs girls getting slapped" were actually hilarious!
31:42 - on the left the hair is messy after doing it, and on the right it is styled with curls to look different.
When she answers after 2 years... leave the country, it will be expensive.😂
I'm living in the 3rd world country and if I can turn invisible as a man: finally I can go home safely at night.
Lemme guess, you live somewhere in Asia? 🇵🇭
@@adrianjamesdelfin7414 Russia 😔
@@scover3ouch dude…
Look on the bright side at least you're in Europe and will not die of dehydration with all that snow
@@akmon3490 I wish it was as snowy as it's portrait in stereotypes here. But at summer it's so hot. For example there was no rain here for the last two weeks and the temperature went up to 30° Celsius. I hate this weather.
I loved watching the genuine glee you experienced during some of these.
Watching more, definitely subbing. I need the giggles.
Me too man, love her laugh.
My mother likes Snoopy from the Peanuts and isn't a fan of cooking.
My gift to her was Snoop Dogg's Cookbook but I taped a piece of paper with he letter Y to the end of Snoop
Edit: the friendship thing is generally a difference in how the two genders generally act with friends.
For girls, sharing their problems is a normal sign of friendship.
For guys, you don't do that. You hang out and ignore your problems.
So for most guys, the person whose problems they will listen to is more than a standard friend. That's a deep friend or a romantic interest.
It's like women posting L's. If the trust isn't there, you can't drag that out of a guy.
I can confirm that last bit. You couldn't get my Ls out of me with torture.
The issue for many guys on the friendship thing, most of us would be happier without the drama or effort a close friendship with a woman introduces into our lives. Therefore many platonic relationships with women are a case of the man putting out value to the woman but getting little or nothing of value to himself in return, men and women can be friends but the differences between men an women often lead to many platonic relationships being a drain on the male in the relationship thus many men find such relationships unrewarding, or downright detrimental.
5:12 POSTERIZED DUNK
She laughed so hard it broke the AI🤣🤣
Love your laugh, and the moment your cat checked on you was so adorable it melted my heart ❤
Also, Paws is one of the boys! :D
22:44 Not just a "random battery problem". It is a reference to Mars Rover last message sent to earth before it died, hence the faces.
32:30
Person's overthinking/nerding about style and fashion. It's literally just "he cheated on you with a girl who's basically you but with one thing different"
55:20
Girls don't get slapped
_Ooooooh_ so that's what the slap meme was about, I'm the big dumb
@@Ashhley_the_shawty I wouldn't call anyone dumb, I only get it cause an X and she made jokes about that kinda thing all the time xD
I think this is the most I've heard Paws laugh. The most adorable ones, too.
18:16 for that sentence alone your membership with the boys has been revoked
I only knew about the hair-twisty towel thing because my brother and I grew up with a biological sister and two foster sisters, and we became rather adept at unraveling them. It annoyed them, but entertained us to no end.
The meow is adorable 20:09
Opening the shower curtain lowers the amount of time we have for gaming with the boys every second counts
1:20 The woman went straight to body shaming 💀
Man, some of these had you almost dying of laughter. Though to be fair, I was laughing my @$$ off too.
Paws giggling sounds like she sprung an air leak.
@25:57 besed on when these 2 items were made its a safe bet that the reason this is is 2 fold
1 men back then did back breaking labor [like im talking placing tracks on the ground hard] so cologne is meant to last all day and mask the smell of male smells
2 females were didn't work outdoors like the men did so their perfume was mostly to show off how rich they were [it was for fun, not function]
so putting these two things together, its safe to say that is the reason why cologne lasts all day but perfume doesn't, perfume was only meant to last like a few hours at best.
[take this all with a grain of salt as im just basing this off of the time period they came out, and history, i don't actually know the reason but its a educated guess.]
29:55 I’d be livid if my parents had done that shit to me 😂 😂 😂 😂
The curls picture: I might have this wrong but one has "loose" curls the other has "tight" curls... I might be reading too far into though.
Copulation is a sport. Hear me out: It's physically intense, you get rated based on your performance, they time you and if you do really well in all three you get put on a podium.
the point of make up WAS to highlight the best features of your face like if you have beautiful eyes mascara, or lips lipstick. but then it went to the whole okay lets paint our faces to hide ever blemish so that when we wash our face he will see how hideous i feel then. where as most guys will find you more attractive if you just put a tiny bit of makeup on to highlight what they love about your beautiful face
34:45 I can confirm it happens every day 😏.
18:19 nah, that meme is pre-tiktok, I think it’s from the Vine days
That tail wagging is so cute
18:05 the Guy on the Right answered "21"
55:15
Girls after getting slapped:
"there's nothing left between us"
44:47 Now THAT'S a keeper. He better have put a ring on that.
Paws, we all know that if you had to walk alone you'd learn to wield- and carry- a bullwhip.
And yes, I make a turban out of a towel when my hair is soaking wet. Depends on if it's long enough to need it though.
Best reason to get a purse is to load them with a weight and use them as a flail while also as a distraction. If a thief sees a purse and goes for it and your actual wallet is in your pocket you lost a purse you didn't really use!
Ayy, a fellow "cannot find pants" person! My case is a bit different though, they never have them long enough.
55:13 It refers to domestic abuse, girls getting slapped for speaking their mind so they stay silent instead.
The "9+10" meme is from early TH-cam/Vine, kupo.
Dad: You stupid.
Kid: No I'm not!
Dad: What's 9 + 10?
Kid: ...21?
Dad: You stupid.
Hey Paws, which axe scent is your favorite? There's like 10 different scents with names like Pheonix and Dark Iceberg
That laugh is contagious😂
1:45 YES ITS IS the boys mind is absolutely ~«wonders»~
I am also on team no make-up. It is awesome for artistic expression, that's about it.
14:36 Fun fact, when you start exercising, as in actually exercising and not small shit, your body is ligitimately retarded and has no idea what to do, I went from 290 to 330 when I started and my body figured its shit out, then I went on to lose around 100lb before quarantine hit and family absolutely fucked my ability to exercise. this is one of the reasons you shouldn't look at a scale for around 3 months when you start.
as for gaining muscle skewing weight, that is one of the reasons that looking at images and comparing yourself to them is a better way to gauge fat percentage than anything else you can do on your own.
15:01 not everyone breaks up on bad terms, just acknowledging you grew apart and remember the good times, hell, even with a shitty ex, the good times where still there.
55:40 I always assume the complements are backhanded when its not about my hair, my hair is probably the one thing I trust compliments about because that shit was 4.5-5feet long and fairly nice a few years ago, not so much anymore.
Psa: mixing sugar in your zero sugar soda and then closing and shaking it is not a good idea
well now i want to find out what happens
@@battlecruiserna please don’t for your own safety
@@Habitualoffender588 you're not the boss of me
@@battlecruiserna just keep a safe distance and probably hide behind something
@@Habitualoffender588 i'm back from the hospital, you were right.
As a man who can wear shorts, I prefer pants even during the summer so I don't burn my legs when sitting down on the benches at a park, the hot concrete, mosquito protection for my legs, and when school starts up my legs won't be cold in the AC blasting classrooms. (38:22)
I can’t remember where I heard this, but how owls are capable to turn their heads 180 degrees is because they have an extra bone in their necks. Maybe I read that from the book series The Guardians of Ga Hoole..
If that were a videogame dungeon, you'd just need to switch female vs male for hardcore vs casual.
So Vtubers are just hybrids of the two confirmed
lmao nice
I can make my neck do cracking sounds at basically any time if I move my head a certain way but usually when I do it its because I’ve strained my neck by writing on my desk or used my phone too much and when I do it because of this the cracks are far louder and more numerous because of excessive muscle tension
bro really just said the truth I am your reflection you have no friends. I literally talk to myself. I am literally the definition of clinically insane for the simple reason as I have so little friends that I have to talk to myself so much that I started talking back and creating conversations
Lol I call the towel thing a turbin 😂😅
Her cat must be really confused XD
why is my human loud when in front of the glowing square!?!?!?
My cat trying to comfort me is probably my favorite part of being loud and laughing at weird hours 🤣, he's just adorable in his concern for me and the screen I stare at
I’m going to be honest. Every year on April 1st, my dads birthday, I try and find a cheap plastic flamingo because he lives in florida as a joke. For some freaking reason I’ve never found one for his birthday!
30:28 we have found the one woman who enjoys axe. She gets the bro membership.
So I think the reason the smell of cologne lasts longer is that it has more alcohol than perfume, meaning it evaporates more over time releasing more of the smell. While perfume has more oil, so it kinda just sits on the skin or get absorbed. This is why sometimes you need to get close to someone to even smell their perfume.
15:20 guys think we shouldn't trouble our friends with our own problems, save it for your partner
The perfume i got from a family is really nice, it stay so long that i can still smell it from my jacket 2 weeks after. It might be because i rarely use my jacket, but i think it's still impressive that it lasted that long
At around 15:10 when they were talking about ex’s, what happens if the ex had died and they wanted to see them again?
At around 21:30 they talk about purses, and I personally think they are meant to be mobile swinging weapons.
21:35 it is so that robbers do not become homeless😂
My first thought was homemade scaffolding. (42:07)
In the US, women usually are the ones to really crave their old partners. Usually because they can actually remember them.
I'm only 6 minutes into this video and I'm laughing so god damn hard. This is hilarious
Well, some of my male colleagues wear very strange perfumes that I can't even identify the smells of.
I keep noticing that old grandmas somehow all wear the same perfume or do you know that Situation if someone's uncle applied a very penetrating agent and it somehow biting in Nose? - I think Irish moss or something like that. 😂
I buy a perfume once a year but it will cost a little more. Apply it once and you'll just smell the whole time like that - just like people use hairspray like three-weather-taft - the hairstyle fits even after the apocalypse.
46:47
By the way: Well, if that's the case, then the flowers from the gas station are enough, right? Problem solved 😜
Boys Vs Girls Memes: Zero Chill Edition...
Admits to touch the man's food. Not right, not right
😭it's OUR food at that point 😭 *nomnom fries*
The voice meme hits me the hardest for the opposite reason
To explain the girls after a slap one it's because. If you slap your female friend for no reason, Well that's the end of the friendship so they both leave meaning they don't have that "appology and sorting out" phase. Also for the "Mission: Buy a pair of jeans" I'm a mix of both women and men since I will only buy what I need But I will still check the other articles and product of the shops in the thing knowing that I won't buy them xd.
But hey, she understands how boys walk so funny in public
25:57 I guess the point is perfume is not for everyday. it's 'special'. That, or shop around. surely long lasting perfume must be sold Somewhere. by someone who did not get the 'special' memo.
31:33 he doesn't cheat. that's the idea. She's just being paranoid and controlling for no reason.
The "Yes-No/Boy-Girl" refers to the possible answers, which have two different interpretations to the question, and can be understood as such:
"Are you a boy or a girl?"
"Yes (either boy or girl)"
"Are you a boy or a girl?"
"No (neither boy nor girl)"
"Are you a boy or a girl?"
"Boy (specifically a boy)"
"Are you a boy or a girl?"
"Girl (specifically a girl)"
It can also be represented by:
"ARE YOU a boy or a girl?" Vs. "Are you A BOY or A GIRL?"
5:25 I think I hear a door squeaking that could use some oil
30:13 - Women using axes is generally very appealing, but I'm more of a mace kinda guy
48:30 i think the dads refers to the fact that endermen teleport and theyre gone... not 100% sure tho
More on the relationship thing. I've actually met people who didn't think men and women could be "just friends," and it is just mind-boggling to think that there are people out there that think that just bc a man and woman are close then they're dating or they're related somehow like friendships between men and women just don't exist
Am i the only one who really likes her laugh? I cant really describe it
10:22 so relatable 😂
The friendship meme is more about men don't want to be friendzoned by someone they like and be the emotional punching bag and having to listen to a girl yapping for god knows how long. As men we just want to solve problems, but most of the time women just wanna explore their feelings and vent from what I've heard a lot of men complain about.
Friendships for men and friendships for women are very different, generally female friendships have much more give and take, as evidence of this you can see countless women flabbergasted online almost daily at how little their husbands and their friends actually know about eachother's lives outside of whatever is pertinent to their friendship and activities.
So when a man is friends with a woman he is likely putting in more effort to be there for her emotionally than anyone in his entire life except maybe his parents, grandparents or therapist is going to put in for him. So from his perspective this is bordering on if not crossing into Boyfriend duty. However since most people in a relationship of any kind are not going to put in more than is expected of them, in many cases a woman who is friends with a man will put in basically no effort in return because that's how male friendships work. In effect she ends up with a guy on the side who takes care of her on an emotional level similarly to if not identically to a boyfriend, and he ends up with a friend who only actually exists when she's mad at her boyfriend and wants to be validated.
1:29, they're still talking about a woman when they're talking about Bing.
yes, it is easy to make, if you have hair, not long or short, but any hair, but it is called male pattern baldness for a reason.
50:41 it already exists in comics
I think that the meme where it says "I preen for satan and not just men" is hilariously ironic, because ... satan is a man.... XD