I’m a very visual thinker, and I’m just imagining you minding your business relieving yourself, then this dog comes running in out of no where and then chaos ensues. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
As a malinois owner i will say, it helps a lot if you have a job for these dogs. They want to work and do a good job for you. But if you're not mentally stimulating them, they will get bored. And boredom for a malinois means escapes, destruction of property and acting out. They are amazing and beautiful friends who will love you to pieces. Just know they're a handful as well
That goes for working dogs in general Anyone getting any dog should research the breed first and be prepared to give it the best life possible for its breed.
True! I was faszinated by Malinois, but thought German Shepard is easier to hande. My German Shepard needs work! She can behave, but you have to work hatd for it.
Constantly doing the same thing with mine. She is a female extremely protective. I found her in a kill shelter in Jacksonville, Florida. She had 12 hours to live. And she's the best dog I've ever had.
His dog was trying to protect him from being attacked by that thing again. The dog was traumatized by how loud the guy was screaming the last time he played with it.
@@justicedreams Just noticed a small typo, which I corrected. I’m saying the dog toy is really a sex toy that the man uses, and the man was so loud from pleasuring himself the last time that he used it that the dog thought it was hurting him, so the dog was attacking the sex toy to defend the man.
My big boy is the same. Rough play but zero possessiveness with his toys or food. I can reach into his good bowl or simply take it away with absolutely zero aggression towards me. 3 plus years and he's never once shown me any aggressive behaviour for any reason. He's amazing. 100+ lbs mastiff x boarder collie x black lab mix. He's even fantastic with every single dog he's met. Couldn't ask for a better pup
I used to have a Groenen, he had the cutest way of arguing with me being a voicy, snarly little gremlin, but he was also the most precious and snuggly dog ever, capable of giving real hugs and knowing how to comfort me. It is nearly going to be a year now that he passed in about 2 months. Your boi is a cutey and also a little gremlin, I can tell. I am very happy for you.
Great advice they are awesome dogs for the right person. I have seen a good bit of people who can’t handle the breed people just want one because they think they are a cool not thinking about the dog and it’s need.
We have a whippet / jack russel mix that plays like this. We rescued her from a shelter. I can't imagine her with kids or elderly folks. We've got a big red rubber weiner dog toy just like that (call it the weeny), and I made a couch from a mattress and fitted cover from slip cover shop website, just to play rough on. This video makes sense to me.
oh my goodness I miss my German Shepherd, she used to LOVEEEEEEE this kinda play with her toys, she absolutely loved tug of war that was her favorite. My grandfather actually got her for me when I was around 2 years old because I had a fear of dogs and he wanted me to learn how loving and protecting they are, it was one of the best decisions my family could’ve made ❤ She protected me her entire life and she still holds an extremely high place in my heart above any dog i’ve had since. Me and my family were her entire world and she’d do anything to keep us safe. Lol they even let me name her, which my uncle was very disappointed to learn when he got home from work that day, as I decided as a two year old to name her Princess 😂
Some dogs, specially big breeds, drool on the regular 🤷🏻♀️ Mine is about a medium sized mutt and luckily doesn't drool like that (cause I find it kinda nasty). But yeah, doesn't mean the dog was feeling any other way.
I have this dog. I do exactly the same thing with him. Once I say "stop" he does exactly what your dog does. Ngl my dog keeps me on my toes and knackers me out.
My dog played loud and always growled to try and intimidate you to drop the toy, but once you say “drop “ she would let go and wait to see if we would still play or if I was done. I miss my girl
I train working dogs for a living. Getting the dog to drop something instantly isn't an issue ever. He needs to burn that energy out then train some more. They listen better after spent energy. Quick tip, put a treat in your mouth and say the dog's name when he looks at you reward it by spitting treat at it's face. Overtime the dog will look at your face when you call his name rather then looking at your hands
@@WhiteBoogeyman I never heard about the spitting technique 😂 it sure makes sense but people with dogs that have food aggression propably shouldn't try this 👀 Btw I never had any issues with my dog when it comes to any of that but I would imagine that especially people with these little aggressive breeds would have that dog in their face real quick after putting one of its treats in between their teeth/lips
@@waituntil When I was 16 I got in my Malinois face with a pig ear in her mouth testing the limits and she spilt my lip. It made me realize a lot and just got me more interested.
my boy is a vocal player as well! he sounds like he wants to tear your head off but he just loves to scream and growl loll you have an amazing pup there 🤍
I met a dog like that at a park recently. It was slightly smaller than average but it kept running in circles near me and kept growling whenever it got close to me, but didn't touch me at all. I'm pretty sure it was just trying to scare me for fun.
Our gsd-mix also growls when playing. He likes to play wrestling with me or a toy and sometimes pretends like he is biting my leg (biting gently). I'm a relatively weak woman so he has to hold back his strength when playing with me. Those play growls sound very different than when he is actually mad.
Dog be saying,” that thing ain’t going in his ass tonight “……😂 EDIT: no way I ran into this vid again…thanks for the likes❤glad I could make u guys laugh…tc stay safe…🤗
Clearly I’m not the only one who sees the sketchiness of the “dog toy”… Well played, chat, well played! Much better than what I could’ve come up with! 😂
same. I have a presa canario x GSD pup and presas are also an extreme breed which I'm just manage to get by with, a mal would be too energetic for me 🙈
Currently at a property with 2X bandogge boys who melt with my toddler 😂 They can't even get the energy to WANT to resource guard til I tell them to "SKIT EM" ❤❤❤
Hey idk if your ever going to see this but I really love your videos and how amazing you are with your dogs I just got a Russian Caucasian shepherd she’s about 3 and a half months old she’s ready to start training and I’ve taught her some things but after seeing how u have your dogs I’m going to Try and get her to be as good as of a dog as yours are
Well this make and feel better lol. Knowing my dogs aren't the only one that have extreme play sessions that I know they come out of as soon as I say so.
I have a stumpy tailed cattle dog who’s def not intense like a malinois, but we’re often running around playing intensely. She’s nippy with me (only when we play) and so energetic, even in her old age. Every dog deserves to play like a puppy and get worn out with their owner.
I do the same thing with my dad's pit and it scares people when they hear him and see him baring his fangs at me, like bruh this is the way dogs play. He's just big so it's more intimidating lol he sounds like he wants to absolutely maul me when we play and wrestle around like that, but he'll stop and come snuggle under my arm the moment I tell him to. And if I say ow! His ears go down and he immediately apologizes
@@tucker2074 Being a good person isn't the defining factor in my opinion lol many very good people have TERRIBLE dogs because they don't know how to properly communicate with and train the dogs. If you don't teach them in a way they understand, they're not going to know what you want so they'll do whatever they feel like doing lol
My dog does this as well. He sounds like a rabid beast attempting murder, and we'll legit be rolling all over the place ragdolling each other pretty harshly, but he'll stop the moment I expose the palm of my hands or tell him to, and he's never even put a scratch on me. They know exactly how much is too much for playfighting. People are always so weirded out when they see it, but once they know it isn't serious they find it fucking hilarious.
I have a Tervuren Belgian Shepherd - think long-haired Malinois - and I can't imagine having any other dog. He's my best buddy. The Belgian Shepherd breeds aim to please and are easy to train into good or bad habits. These dogs are high energy and need to run around daily for at least an hour stretch at a time.
This is our relax time. Still has a clear head. He is a vocal player. We are just having fun. You can see the drool. I had never imagined that I would see this type of sentences together in a single video about dogs.
if anybody questions it he can just pass it off as "it's just a toy" which technically isn't wrong, doesn't look like it was supposed to be a dog toy though lmao
As a lover if Siberian Huskies & Alaskan Malamutes I deeply appreciate the warnings you provide for people considering adding a dog to the family. Every breed has characteristics that might be deal breakers. Breaks my heart to see folks who don’t run, adopt a husky, or don't want a puller, get a Mal. The worst is when they're shocked by the shedding and make them live outside without a pack. It's exhilarating to hear his vocalization. Love HIM!!!
I have a husky and a small mixed breed, when he was about 3 months old he didn't want to sleep inside anymore and wanted to go outside, he's loved it ever since. He does cry when he wants to come inside and play or if he wants to go on a walk
My Siberian Husky (My Nina girl) is the 4th member to our pack. Our other 3 are big beautiful American bull pits. Nina is more of a bully than any of them, but she keeps them well exercised aside from our walks. It’s amazing how protective of them she is at only 6 months old. Yes she’s a runner and it’s nearly impossible to catch her without some sort of plan. But she will follow the rest of the pack to Hell if they lead her there. They won’t leave my yard not even a step. If she gets loose, I usually just let the other 3 out to bring her back home. 😂 4 dogs sounds like a lot of work, but it’s really nearly the same as having one dog. The older pack members help teach the young. I may not have been able to handle her if she were my only companion. Huskies are definitely pack animals. They are at their best when raised along side other dogs.
My family’s 13 year old, 11 lb severely arthritic Maltese-ichon plays just like this dog with the husky puppies and golden retrievers we frequently see on walks! (Or rather, he tries to: the leashes make things a bit complicated!)
This is FAR better than just walks. Dogs need this kind of stimulus. Even going to dog parks often doesn't allow this kind of intensity. What a great boy
My mal didn't even bother playing with other dogs at parks!! When the balk games on, it's sll he wanted to do!! Dogs would chase him and all he wanted to do was get that ball back!! FULL ATTENTION on that ball
Tokyo Drift is my border collies favorite game. She latches onto the rope and holds on while I spin. Front paws off the ground and hind paws occasionally airborne for a couple seconds at a time. She'll complain loudly if she feels she isn't "flying" enough.
Wifey gonna be mad when she comes home and sees what you two did to her special friend.
What if he's a homo?
Protip: he is.
😂
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He's gay so
😂😂😂😂
Had to check the comments to make sure it wasn't just me
Not at all. Weird stuff.
That's literally why I'm here 😂
Same, I feel better... sort of
They've said everything I wanted to say 😂
Wym
as a black guy am scared to pee near that dog
😂
🤣🤣🤣bro I’m actually laughing my ass off
I’m a very visual thinker, and I’m just imagining you minding your business relieving yourself, then this dog comes running in out of no where and then chaos ensues. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂
Wtf😂😂😂
never seen a grown man and dog fight over a sex toy before.
😂😂
That’s not appropriate, especially for the young audience.
@@naomi2093 then maybe kids shouldn’t be on this site?
Gonuts dog toy for power chewers. Maybe look it up before making everything about the netheregions.
Dog said: it's my turn!!
My wife has one of those dog toys but we don’t have a dog!
That’s halarious
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Haha didn't expect to see you here, your videos are amazing btw
Extreme play sessions huh 😂
Woah
The dog: "Stop! You're not ready for this size yet!"
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Wahahahha
Underrated comment hahaha
Grabs *lubricant* 🤡
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Buddy laying under the blankets swinging around the Mandingo 🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
seems like the dog is trained to go straight at it! xD
Hi Mathia how're you doing...I just wanted to wish you happy New year 🎉🎉
That is a very filthy comment. You should be ashamed.
@@RussellRingo?
As a malinois owner i will say, it helps a lot if you have a job for these dogs. They want to work and do a good job for you. But if you're not mentally stimulating them, they will get bored. And boredom for a malinois means escapes, destruction of property and acting out. They are amazing and beautiful friends who will love you to pieces. Just know they're a handful as well
Do you fight with your Malinois over your dildo too?
Sounds like collies. I guess it's that way with all hard working and sporting (if that's the proper term) breeds.
That goes for working dogs in general Anyone getting any dog should research the breed first and be prepared to give it the best life possible for its breed.
True! I was faszinated by Malinois, but thought German Shepard is easier to hande. My German Shepard needs work!
She can behave, but you have to work hatd for it.
Yup
Came straight to the comment section which did not disappoint.
😏 😭 (Natalie)
Lol
QUICK FAST AND IN A HURRY
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
"Honey where did my.." *sees extreme play* "you know what nevermind"
Lmao
Totes
He spends too much time with the dogs thats why she found her solution
Big black one!
@@ike7539 He's seems to be ten steps ahead lol
Could you imagine a t.v. commercial showing this multi-use toy? 😂😂 Its for play time in bed, or the yard.
Constantly doing the same thing with mine. She is a female extremely protective. I found her in a kill shelter in Jacksonville, Florida. She had 12 hours to live. And she's the best dog I've ever had.
“I’m telling you, thats not mine baby”.
-Austin Powers
One receipt for swedish penis pump
I read this in the austin powers and proceeded to decease from laughter
...and the self published book...
"Yes, Thats Mine Baby!"
It's just not my bag baby!
Van der Pump
His dog was trying to protect him from being attacked by that thing again. The dog was traumatized by how loud the guy was screaming the last time he played with it.
What are ya saying? No offense
@@justicedreams
Just noticed a small typo, which I corrected. I’m saying the dog toy is really a sex toy that the man uses, and the man was so loud from pleasuring himself the last time that he used it that the dog thought it was hurting him, so the dog was attacking the sex toy to defend the man.
@@LuckyCharms777 thank you for the in-depth explanation. Lol
@@LuckyCharms777 💀
@@LuckyCharms777 typos happen to everyone my man
Literally the funniest video of my day!!!😂
My big boy is the same. Rough play but zero possessiveness with his toys or food. I can reach into his good bowl or simply take it away with absolutely zero aggression towards me. 3 plus years and he's never once shown me any aggressive behaviour for any reason. He's amazing. 100+ lbs mastiff x boarder collie x black lab mix. He's even fantastic with every single dog he's met. Couldn't ask for a better pup
At least they have a "safe word".....
Omfg 💀🤣
@@gingerleamcwow435Haaaaaa🤓🤣🤣🤣
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@@Jon.E.A. Haaaaaa Haaaaaa 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥳
Pineapple Juice is my safe word!
Okay so I’m glad we’re all on the same page here 🤣
Yep, and thats not a good thing
Same!
@@iwilldefenestrateyouand why not ?
Exactly why I prefer shepherds. Doesnt mind being lazy sometimes. I dont need a war time all the time dog😂
I used to have a Groenen, he had the cutest way of arguing with me being a voicy, snarly little gremlin, but he was also the most precious and snuggly dog ever, capable of giving real hugs and knowing how to comfort me. It is nearly going to be a year now that he passed in about 2 months.
Your boi is a cutey and also a little gremlin, I can tell. I am very happy for you.
Every play session is a extreme play session with my boy
On the “drool” blanket
AYYOOO PAUSE???
What??
It is 😆
You mean with that "toy"... 😄😄
I'm sorry but I was overly focused on the shape of that toy 😂😂😂
It’s got some “ribbed for her pleasure” vibes.
Here for that comment.
And playing rough in the bed??? Weird!
Bruh same. ^^
😂😂😂 the dog was just trying to protect him from himself
Want a Malinois?…No, no I do not. 😂😂
Great advice they are awesome dogs for the right person. I have seen a good bit of people who can’t handle the breed people just want one because they think they are a cool not thinking about the dog and it’s need.
"this is a relaxed time.. AT NIGHT!!!!!!!! 😡😡😡🤬🤬" had me dying 😂😂
😂
Lol you are the only one here who didn't mention the suspicious 'extreme play toy'
@@dementia8745 yea that’s not that funny lol that’s obviously a dog toy🤣
How he switched so effortlessly from calm to beast mode 😂
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“No no it’s for playing with my dog, I promise!!” 😮😅😂😂😂😂
I love how that would actually make the situation much worse lol.
he even set up a blanket for when it gets to wet
Or for the Amazonian women on Futurama.
Lmfao
"WITH YOUR DOG?!?!"
Dad: "I dont want a dog"
Dad and the dog after 1 day:
STRAAAAAAAIGHT to the comments and I'm not disappointed 😆
Same!!!
yeah the comment section is pointing out that the toy looks like a dildo or somethin
OMG ME TOO
The beautiful democracy that is TH-cam
Straight?
Nope, I know my limitations! But…I like to watch you and your dogs play and train!❤
We have a whippet / jack russel mix that plays like this. We rescued her from a shelter. I can't imagine her with kids or elderly folks. We've got a big red rubber weiner dog toy just like that (call it the weeny), and I made a couch from a mattress and fitted cover from slip cover shop website, just to play rough on. This video makes sense to me.
I love how he just goes for whatever is readily nearby to use as a "toy"
😂😂😂
I mean it is a toy!!
Malinois had no chance of getting that away from him.
It's literally a dog toy 😂
@@squibbelsmcjohnson I thought it was a human toy
Nice to see you sharing your toys with your dog
😂
Nassstyyyy ahhhhh😂😂😂😂
I feel sick all of a sudden
oh my goodness I miss my German Shepherd, she used to LOVEEEEEEE this kinda play with her toys, she absolutely loved tug of war that was her favorite. My grandfather actually got her for me when I was around 2 years old because I had a fear of dogs and he wanted me to learn how loving and protecting they are, it was one of the best decisions my family could’ve made ❤ She protected me her entire life and she still holds an extremely high place in my heart above any dog i’ve had since. Me and my family were her entire world and she’d do anything to keep us safe.
Lol they even let me name her, which my uncle was very disappointed to learn when he got home from work that day, as I decided as a two year old to name her Princess 😂
My English Staffy is like that, you’re legend, good to see such a dope trainer. Says a lot about you bro
Came to comments to see if you had it covered. Yep, great job everyone.
😂 “great job everyone” hahaha
Lolol
Yup lmbo!
Hahahahha yes Teacher everyone did their homework
“Still has a clear head”
> Drooling all over bed
Drool would be involuntarily and not controlled by “head” - duh
Some dogs, specially big breeds, drool on the regular 🤷🏻♀️ Mine is about a medium sized mutt and luckily doesn't drool like that (cause I find it kinda nasty). But yeah, doesn't mean the dog was feeling any other way.
My Ausie is about the same. What I like is he keeps me in shape! Just properly train
Excellent training and dog/handler team
As soon as I saw that toy I went straight to the comments and I wasn't disappointed 😂
Straight to the comments 😂
Me too
Name makes sense!
Nice name there Mike Hunt 😂😂.
smh facts😂
He calls it a “drool blanket”, I call mine the “squirt sheet”. We of course have different playmates…
I dated a couple squirters. That squirt towel was a must have unless you wanted to do laundry every night.
😂😂😂😂
"I had a friend call his asshole his 'back pussy'... yeah thats Canadien bacon"
🤢🤢🤮
Only one is loyal and loves unconditionally
This is right up my alley...the discipline the personality the love the energy....I need one lol
Lol what a amazing pup
And that my friends is why we always have a comment section to head to.
Until TH-cam decides it's too mean and disables it.
@@othername1000 fr 😂
So we can all be reassured that we're not alone. Or unique.
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Epic
“Baby, It’s for my dog, I swear!”
“For your DOG!?!?”
“Not like THAT, it’s a chew toy!”
underrated comment right here
And later she bursts in the bathroom on’em 😂😂😂
😂😭😂
@@banginzaza oh ew
Ìts still just such a beautiful Intelligent and great dog to have.
Even Border Collies while they are not aggressive, they require a lot of attention and training
Alternative title: man tried to make helpful video, gets mocked and realises were all immature
Alternative title: dog tries to take owners dil do
It's his fault he should know better tbh
@@JB23669yea I think we all know he knows what he’s doing.
He knows what he’s doing, these comments get the algorithm in overdrive😂
I think there’s another drive at play here if you know what I mean 😏
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Love it.
Exact
Yeah and good for him! I love his content. I wanna see him succeed!
I have this dog. I do exactly the same thing with him. Once I say "stop" he does exactly what your dog does. Ngl my dog keeps me on my toes and knackers me out.
That's a interesting toy you got there... 😂😂😂 I'm kidding bro. Love your guys videos!
My dog played loud and always growled to try and intimidate you to drop the toy, but once you say “drop “ she would let go and wait to see if we would still play or if I was done. I miss my girl
was your dog's toy a big blk dildo too?
@@ladedade23Blunticus lol no
You had a big black dildo for your dog toy too?!!
That’s such a well trained dog, what a good boy
Maybe if you behave the human thumb will let you play with his dildo too 🤣
Well trained but expensive. If you pay someone that amount of training would cost $$15-20k.
I train working dogs for a living. Getting the dog to drop something instantly isn't an issue ever. He needs to burn that energy out then train some more. They listen better after spent energy. Quick tip, put a treat in your mouth and say the dog's name when he looks at you reward it by spitting treat at it's face. Overtime the dog will look at your face when you call his name rather then looking at your hands
@@WhiteBoogeyman I never heard about the spitting technique 😂 it sure makes sense but people with dogs that have food aggression propably shouldn't try this 👀
Btw I never had any issues with my dog when it comes to any of that but I would imagine that especially people with these little aggressive breeds would have that dog in their face real quick after putting one of its treats in between their teeth/lips
@@waituntil When I was 16 I got in my Malinois face with a pig ear in her mouth testing the limits and she spilt my lip. It made me realize a lot and just got me more interested.
I love seeing AND hearing you two work and play lol.❤️
This is hilarious!!!😂😂😂😂😂 he thinks it's a stick!
my boy is a vocal player as well! he sounds like he wants to tear your head off but he just loves to scream and growl loll
you have an amazing pup there 🤍
Well you would be to if you had just found the vibrating weapon that puts your daddy through so much pain every night!
I met a dog like that at a park recently. It was slightly smaller than average but it kept running in circles near me and kept growling whenever it got close to me, but didn't touch me at all. I'm pretty sure it was just trying to scare me for fun.
Our gsd-mix also growls when playing. He likes to play wrestling with me or a toy and sometimes pretends like he is biting my leg (biting gently). I'm a relatively weak woman so he has to hold back his strength when playing with me. Those play growls sound very different than when he is actually mad.
Dog be saying,” that thing ain’t going in his ass tonight “……😂
EDIT: no way I ran into this vid again…thanks for the likes❤glad I could make u guys laugh…tc stay safe…🤗
Bruh I'm 💀
🎉
😂😂😂
hahhaahhahahahahshha
I was looking for this comment
It's beautiful to see how that dog loves you.
Clearly I’m not the only one who sees the sketchiness of the “dog toy”… Well played, chat, well played! Much better than what I could’ve come up with! 😂
I dont get it
The “drool blanket”, that’s what we’re calling it now are we
I LOVE Malinois. I'm also honest enough with myself to know that I don't have near the amount of discipline to own one.
Under rated comment 😂
same.
I have a presa canario x GSD pup and presas are also an extreme breed which I'm just manage to get by with, a mal would be too energetic for me 🙈
'Pulls out massive black phallic object from blankets'
I think the dog brought him it and it got tangled in the blanket lol
love it. I play like this with all 3 of my pups
Imagine fighting over a bbc at 3am
LMFAO 🤣
😂😂😂😂
You know this is why people disable comments
@@colehampton4579 this is so great
This was fucking wild
I don’t understand my attraction to this man, but I think it’s his bond with his dogs. Didn’t know I had a type, but apparently, it’s that.
He's 🌈
@@elizabeta2155 for real??
He's bond with all his puppies is beyond attractive 😍 💕 💖 🐕 I didn't know how much I love a person who loves their dogs
Gay or not, he’s got it going ON
@@elizabeta2155 he's a rainbow?
i want this dog even more. My blue pit was the same
That’s a great dog! Excellent training.
Be careful that the batteries don't fall out of that "chew" toy. They can really damage a dogs stomach.
Currently at a property with 2X bandogge boys who melt with my toddler 😂
They can't even get the energy to WANT to resource guard til I tell them to "SKIT EM" ❤❤❤
Hey idk if your ever going to see this but I really love your videos and how amazing you are with your dogs I just got a Russian Caucasian shepherd she’s about 3 and a half months old she’s ready to start training and I’ve taught her some things but after seeing how u have your dogs I’m going to Try and get her to be as good as of a dog as yours are
"Okay honey... the dog has left. You can come out to play with your toy now"
sus
brah get the f out of here xD
@@ShatabdaRoy115 the dog did. Are you the wife by any chance?
@Andrew if so there's nothing wrong with that. 🥰
@@Azarath_Metrion_Zinthos ok f@&
Went straight to the comments 😭
@Andrew lmaooo
Let's make a club ! Me too straight in the comments section😭😭😭
Same here, and the comments did not disappoint 😂
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
it's the, 'that went over my head', comments for me, thanx for your input nan's everywhere.
Well this make and feel better lol. Knowing my dogs aren't the only one that have extreme play sessions that I know they come out of as soon as I say so.
Hello beautiful how're you doing...I wish you and your family the best this year 🙏🙏
So cool, true love is working with your dogs nature.
Wavin that big ol diller around "we're just having fun"
That's a double-headed black dildo. Personally I'd choose a rope toy or pig's ear. But..hey, he has his reasons..
Read this at the same exact time he said it 😂
Dieing.
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😂
"he's a vocal player, we're just having fun" 😏
DOUBLE ENDED DIL-
I have a stumpy tailed cattle dog who’s def not intense like a malinois, but we’re often running around playing intensely. She’s nippy with me (only when we play) and so energetic, even in her old age. Every dog deserves to play like a puppy and get worn out with their owner.
I do the same thing with my dad's pit and it scares people when they hear him and see him baring his fangs at me, like bruh this is the way dogs play. He's just big so it's more intimidating lol he sounds like he wants to absolutely maul me when we play and wrestle around like that, but he'll stop and come snuggle under my arm the moment I tell him to. And if I say ow! His ears go down and he immediately apologizes
good people raise good dogs
@@tucker2074 Being a good person isn't the defining factor in my opinion lol many very good people have TERRIBLE dogs because they don't know how to properly communicate with and train the dogs. If you don't teach them in a way they understand, they're not going to know what you want so they'll do whatever they feel like doing lol
@@GlorifiedGremlin you misinterpreted "good person"
@@tucker2074it doesn’t look like you made yourself clear
My dog does this as well. He sounds like a rabid beast attempting murder, and we'll legit be rolling all over the place ragdolling each other pretty harshly, but he'll stop the moment I expose the palm of my hands or tell him to, and he's never even put a scratch on me. They know exactly how much is too much for playfighting.
People are always so weirded out when they see it, but once they know it isn't serious they find it fucking hilarious.
It’s nice of your wife to share
@@_subartaa_with the dog?
@@darkplanet2986uhhh
Chew marks, for her pleasure. 💋
@@_subartaa_
Whichever one's gayer - that's the wife 😁
I have one and we have to teach him how to relax. But he’s getting better and they can be great dogs once trained
I have a Tervuren Belgian Shepherd - think long-haired Malinois - and I can't imagine having any other dog. He's my best buddy. The Belgian Shepherd breeds aim to please and are easy to train into good or bad habits. These dogs are high energy and need to run around daily for at least an hour stretch at a time.
*bleeds profusely from the neck*
"we are just having fun"
💀
This guy knows how to make a viral video
lol true
Always have to have the toy and the drool blanket ready!
My chihuahua is like that. She's little but she a rough and vocal player. I play tug with her a lot.
Pulled that BBD outta nowhere
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Nah bro not nowhere just nowhere it should have been
His Arse? 😂
Lmaoooo
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This is our relax time.
Still has a clear head.
He is a vocal player.
We are just having fun.
You can see the drool.
I had never imagined that I would see this type of sentences together in a single video about dogs.
extreme play sessions
@@rylyngabrielli848With a big, black, dild0
I totally took this as a reminder that I need waterproof sheets or I'mma wreck the nice bed/carpet /couch
Your FAILING to mention the massive dildo? 😅😂😂😂😂 well I mean OK but I for one feel like we should be talking about it 🤷🏻♂️🤣🤣🤣
Vocal player 😂
my malinator is pretty chill. she only goes bonkers when she sees a stray cat during our walks and runs
Lmao. That object while in bed…. Not the best choice 😂😂😂😂😂
Lol
object huh?
I'm glad I wasn't the only one thinking this! 🍆
Oh it was definitely meant to look funny 🤣 it goes more viral
if anybody questions it he can just pass it off as "it's just a toy" which technically isn't wrong, doesn't look like it was supposed to be a dog toy though lmao
I too need a drool blanket when playing with a toy of that size, ngl.
🤣🤣🤣
Pikachu noooooo 😮
I NEED A DROOL BLANKET WHEN YOUR GF COMES OVER
*grool blanket
Poo blanket
This is exactly how my English lab plays sometimes with very intense and vocal tugging but if I wanna stop he’ll just stop but it’s all for fun
That’s a good looking dog
The amount of drool getting on the bed gives me anxiety
I noticed that as well
I was tryin to find someone else thinking this.
Frfr
Thats whats giving you anxiety? Not the toy?
Yeah it’s nasty asf
As a lover if Siberian Huskies & Alaskan Malamutes I deeply appreciate the warnings you provide for people considering adding a dog to the family. Every breed has characteristics that might be deal breakers. Breaks my heart to see folks who don’t run, adopt a husky, or don't want a puller, get a Mal. The worst is when they're shocked by the shedding and make them live outside without a pack. It's exhilarating to hear his vocalization. Love HIM!!!
So a husky is a great companion for jogging? Always thought they'd be too hot
@@MrKachannie I know their fur isolates them both from cold and hot climates, that's why you shouldn't shave them
I have a husky and a small mixed breed, when he was about 3 months old he didn't want to sleep inside anymore and wanted to go outside, he's loved it ever since. He does cry when he wants to come inside and play or if he wants to go on a walk
@@MrKachanniei live in sunny San Diego and he's good here, jog in the AM or evening if it's too hot
My Siberian Husky (My Nina girl) is the 4th member to our pack. Our other 3 are big beautiful American bull pits. Nina is more of a bully than any of them, but she keeps them well exercised aside from our walks. It’s amazing how protective of them she is at only 6 months old. Yes she’s a runner and it’s nearly impossible to catch her without some sort of plan. But she will follow the rest of the pack to Hell if they lead her there. They won’t leave my yard not even a step. If she gets loose, I usually just let the other 3 out to bring her back home. 😂 4 dogs sounds like a lot of work, but it’s really nearly the same as having one dog. The older pack members help teach the young. I may not have been able to handle her if she were my only companion. Huskies are definitely pack animals. They are at their best when raised along side other dogs.
My family’s 13 year old, 11 lb severely arthritic Maltese-ichon plays just like this dog with the husky puppies and golden retrievers we frequently see on walks! (Or rather, he tries to: the leashes make things a bit complicated!)
“Peepeepoopoo” and your leg is gone.
Old, stolen joke.
When you pulled that long black thing from under the covers I jumped! Context is everything.
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Lol😂
It was already in the dogs mouth in the beginning lol
😂😂😂😂😂
I started off fearful for you, then my face began to smile cuz you guys have such a cool connection
I love this dog
This is FAR better than just walks. Dogs need this kind of stimulus. Even going to dog parks often doesn't allow this kind of intensity. What a great boy
Dogs definitely enjoy it, I have a nine pound toy poodle that likes to wrestle! Only one hand is a worthy opponent though lmao
My mal didn't even bother playing with other dogs at parks!! When the balk games on, it's sll he wanted to do!! Dogs would chase him and all he wanted to do was get that ball back!! FULL ATTENTION on that ball
Tokyo Drift is my border collies favorite game. She latches onto the rope and holds on while I spin. Front paws off the ground and hind paws occasionally airborne for a couple seconds at a time. She'll complain loudly if she feels she isn't "flying" enough.
You could also just bring a strong rope to the park and have a pull-the-rope game with your dog.
@@katrinascarlet5637 just be careful as she gets older her neck may not be able to handle it
Extreme dogs require extreme toys! 😂❤