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- You go (to jail) girl!
Of course the chief detective doesn't support a serial killer, but she has to admit, it's nice to finally see some gender balance.
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CAST
Katie Marovitch
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Dead Body - Ben Gauthier
Voiceover by Francesca McLafferty
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When she said "they're men" I was half expecting her to follow up with "or should i say...boys..."
HaeJoon lmaooo
bruh
No, daddys
No. Please, no.
*boys*
"This is so inspiring for little girls everywhere."
Best line.
Wednesday Addams approves
Yes!!!!!
@@katatsumuri-san9588 I literally was at that part when I saw this comment
yes, little girls evreywhere learn and aspire to be serial killers.
Got real when she said, “I’d be lying if I said I didn’t want a world where both men and women were constantly afraid, and not just women.”
Well u know.. That is kinda sadistic ..
I think men are afraid of male serial killers just as much as women are.
@@jeramahia123 I mean, probably less so.
I mean, wouldn't it be nicer if just no one had to be afraid lol
i think aiming for no one being afraid is the goal but go off
I love how the women still support each other outside of their fields
Na
women supporting women until a women has a different ideology to yours and she’s now instantly without any hesitation labeled a pick me bitch …
@@zorlockts5744 women supporting women has nothing to do with supporting ideologies that are racist, homopobic, transfobic, fatphobic, abelist, misogynist, etc...
@@zorlockts5744 that's literally the joke of the video.
Wow, a woman terrorist? YOU GO GIRL
Twist: Katie is the killer, that's how she ended up on death row when she couldn't decide what to have as her last meal.
Teri0is0Resa That's what I was thinking the whole time too. She was so excited & proud because she did it. The phone call ruined it.
Likely, she just recorded her own voice and set up some Goldberg machine to phone herself and play it.
I thought so too! That episode is really funny because she makes very funny faces and her voice is just weird that i like it. lol
And she also is a cocaine addict.
Yeah lol
Me when I see a well-written female antagonist
ArtisticPixie never happens lately
Petr Kašpárek watch wentworth it has a lot of them.
Right? Haha
Gone girl
Avatar the Last Airbender
A woman detective? You go girl!
*lead detective!
Never watched lucifer
Female detectives are really normal in tv shows tho.
She catches later and they become lesbian crime partners end of story
@@baldDluffy I'd watch that
I like how they made the murders as gruesome as possible. She's REALLY a monster...in a progressive sense.
Katie going from death row inmate to lead detective. Truly an inspiration for women everywhere.
Madison Duckworth
Yep!
Katie, I regret to inform you that they did not cast Jennifer Lawrence as you.
They cast Sandra Oh, so congratulations on your absolute victory.
Killing Eve!!!!
Best comment
Given how she keeps switching views in a second, I'm gonna say she's crazy and is the killer herself.
Robert St. Estephe true
Joseph Simpson it’s Katie. That’s it.
she isn't switching views, she is lying to the police guy the other version is the true opinion
Lesbian brain vs rational brain
@@noelle4600 what kind of homophobic bullshit
I need the court follow-up with them getting frustrated because the prosecutor is going easier on the serial killer. Like god damnit, my crimes are as egregious as any male serial killer and I need to be prosecuted to the same extent!!
What's a girl gotta do to get a life sentence in this bitch
lmaooo
"He had it coming!"
Good defense lawyers going on about how harmless she is the jury's just eating it up and she looks at them perplexed and says "you're buying this s***?"
With the detective giving opposing testimony and displaying the same pieces of evidence in different lights.
"They're men."
Or should she say,
*BOYS* ?
I don't get it, is that a reference?
Nerp yes it is
Eyyy
😂
Nerp See: Wow, Everyone's Flirting With Me
and
Wow, Everyone's Flirting With Ally
*"You go girl!!!"*
Bright Eyes 🎶she’s walkin’ on sunshine whoooaa🎶
Yes.
What were the men wearing? They could have been asking for it.
drgnsdaughter69 lmaooooo
OMG GIRL YOU KILLED IT 😂
If it was a mankini they WERE asking for it.
Yessss
GURL YES SKSKS
*Killing Eve intensifies*
Wasp Salander i wanted Jodie Comer's reaction to this. And Sandra Oh's
I loooove killing Eve
Yessss
YASSS
OMG YASSSS !
How about a female drug dealer?
*Glances at Katie*
Nevermind
UnPhayzable
I think Kingsman: The Golden Circle pulled that off quite nicely.
Hehe. That glance was enough.
A dealer never gets high on their own supply.
UnPhayzable Shell just snort it all
She's a consumer, not a retailer.
*MURDER EQUALITY*
Don't Watch My Videos what's equality
Don't Watch My Videos your pfp suits your comment lol
Don't Watch My Videos that's all I want
Don't Watch My Videos that could have a double meaning
Don't Watch My Videos I would like you're comment but I'm not gonna mess with the 666 likes
" Omg I hope they get Jennifer Lawrence to play me "
I was CERTAIN that this line was her accidentally confessing :D
The funny part is that Katie's more inspiring then the serial killer because SHE'S a detectve lmao.
I don't think female detectives are rare anymore though. Now, female serial killers on the other hand-
@@megurineziam5900 there are small amount of known CAPTURED female serial killers, cause some are too good to be caught. you go girls!
@@kimlonzaga7612 the most dangerous criminals are the ones that never got caught
Yes!!!!!!!!
@@kimlonzaga7612 yes, go girls!!!!
*YOU GO GIRL!*
You go! ...Straight to jail.
Thanks bro I stole this comment hopeing I'll get some likes
Shatter the glass ceiling
By having it give out from the sheer weight of the victims hanging from it
Pencil Wisdom 5
Feminists... Feminists everywhere
*what an inspiration*
Where’s your rose?
Lizzy Symons honestly I’m still looking 🤷♀️
and.rosie a mood
Elaina M
Hey so since you think they are underrepresented groups that if they make a mark that scars history that they're pretty cool or amazing for doing so? Or was it sarcasim? That or I just don't get what you're saying.
and.rosie absolute legend
I love how the soundtrack is just a backdrop of a high note then a low note and then a higher note and then a low note, strategically placed behind dialogue but it can still be so perfect
Are we not going to acknowledge Ralph's amazing acting as a cop? Genuinely felt CSI or Criminal Minds quality of acting.
I've legit done this before when watching crime shoes where during the investigation they think it's a male because based off statistics on how the crime was committed, who was the victim, it seemed that way, but then it's revealed to be a woman at the end. For a split second I'm like "Wow she is one impres-" then I snap back to reality and am like "wait no. This isn't some CEO or war veteran she is a murderer that is not impressive that is horrible and repulsive and she took lives and ruined others that is very very bad."
It's Gibby! saaaame omg
Crime statistics are one place you do not want equality...
The Baron Unless they tilt out of “your kind’s” favor.
Are you a Murderino by any chance?
I haven't seen someone suggest that manga yet.
I would have protested if the lead wasn't Katie!
Dude like she could play Harley Quinn better than Margot robbie
Because you wanted Katie herself to be the lead, or a female? Because if it was because you wanted a female to be the lead, that's funked up. You shouldn't not like someone being the lead purely because of their gender. It shouldn't matter. Even if our past had some mistakes. It doesn't mean women should just take over. But if it's just Katie you liked, then that's fine. :D
And Katie wasn't the lead. She was co-lead with Raphael. They both had about the same amount of lines and screen time.
DBR Liamg are you okay? who hurt you?
From what context did you gather that he was insecure about female murders existing?
Shes so damn gorgeus
Ad SJB Why are you assuming they wanted Katie as the role just because she is a woman? And "funked up"? 😂😂
Finally someone showing how much women can be supportive to each other
That's horrible Imagine man support male r@pist and we say go boy!
"I hope they get Jennifer Lawrence to play me!"
Probably should have sent off a few alarm bells.
Exactly.
"You go (to jail) girl!" lmao
Me? hahaha
or u? ....hahah
Haha, lol. xD
And are you Danish? Your profile picture looks Danish with that flag. ;
Ninfedora Ha Laughing my ass off
“Finally, a female serial killer.”
She will absolutely get away. Katie’s the lead detective.
Waver 72 I love Billie joe in your profile pic
Cliquey McPilot, thx
lucas tatlock goddam it XD
This is basically what happened when people said that kin jong uns sister would replace him
Ikr
Wait wha-
I thought for sure Katie was going to be the killer.
ME TOO!!! XD
*ddETEcTIvE*
hahahahahah i die at that part
is that you on your profile picture?
D-Tective
Lmao Raph constantly yelling out "Detective" every two seconds reminds me of Lucifer lmao
Personality swapped Lucifer and Chloe
That was the first thought I had.
Basically Killing Eve
I haven't seen Killing Eve. Does the detective have an appreciation for the killer just because she's a woman?
@@greywolf7577 The detective is also a woman and she's kind of obssesed with female serial killers. So she's really excited because they hire her to investigate one, it´s a great show you should watch it
Katie's madness is what makes her different from rest of CH team.....
Is that a piece of steak stapled to a wall?
They had a budget cut
No
L30 How to get away with murder.
L30 yep
Hahaha, yeah.
“What she did is UNFORGIVABLE! SHE MUST BE PROSECUTED BY THE FULL EXTENT OF THE LAW!”
*Why are you smiling Detective?*
“I’ve been waiting my whole career for this! How inspiring for little girls.. everywhere.”
Those are indeed some lines from the video...
I *love* when peopke quote the video I just saw
The fact that she turns around everytime her personality changes is a really nice detail.
I love how this makes fun of issues on so many levels.
How police and society often focus on the crimes of the victims.
How society at large almost hero-worships criminals now as long as their crime is bad enough.
How the more gruesome a crime is the more interesting it is.
How men are allowed to idolize objectively evil men for certain traits but evil women are just bad.
How women tend to stick together at least until they have personal beef with each other.
How professional women have to excel at something to even be considered adequate.
This sketch is multi-layered, from multiple perspectives, and doesn't overdo any of them. Well done.
when I saw the notification for this video I was 300% sure Katie was going to be the killer
"You go, girl!" 😂
You know that this is making fun of feminism, right?
Walter Carvalho feminism is cancer
I *love* when someone quotes the video I just saw
Walter Carvalho I know lol
Der Diepes You're welcome ;D
"A serial killer is not a good role model for children"
Everyone who grew up in the creepypasta fandom chose not to hear this
That fandom is creepy
@@brianaguilar8283Also pasta!!
Katie is the absolute best. To be such a standout talent among a group this excellent is an accomplishment. I really think she could make it mainstream on or above the level of someone like Adam.
I swear I love the shit that collegehumour comes up with that no one even thought of.
“They’re men, how innocent could they be?”
Arceus Lord of Creation They’re*
prime example of modern feminism
Arceus Lord of Creation that's actually true
Jonathan Kells this whole video basically is.
Jonathan Kells SATIRE
"Damn, you go girl!"
Everytime Raphael said "Detective!" I got Lucifer/Tom Ellis flashbacks
I don't often relate really well with CollegeHumor sketches, but I definitely do for this one!
Micah Philson y
Nahni MacKenzie-Fraser oh I understand now
Seized Cheese what
That’s concerning
Nahni, actually, I relate much better with the other police officer. All the damn time.
Wait! Katie isnt the killer? Katie isnt the killer? Are u kidding me? Oh come on CH, get it together
Yup XD
@@ItArthur5 Tf???
She could still be the killer. She's probably on the phone with a pre-recorded message.
@@ItArthur5 uhhh....ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘᶜᵏˀ
You okay buddy? Did you have a fucking seizure while writing that comment?
Wow. This is actually the entire plot of Killing Eve.
I haven't seen Killing Eve. Does the detective have an appreciation for the killer just because she's a woman?
“Wait a women lead detective”
“Yeah I’m so glad you noticed”
“You go girl!”🤣
"But wow, can u imagine the upper body strength she must have to lift up these men?" 😂😂😂
Mz 4Dubz
I think those men weren't that heavy.
Ninjaananas wow targeting small weak men, a female bully who can’t pick someone their own size....fking progressive af 😤
Jordles
Men just aren't that heavy. They weight in average between 70 and 80 kg. That is not that much to lift.
😂 Katie doesn't know what she wants
she does know lol
idiot 😡
Katie wants coke.
Are you insinuating that a woman can't have thr autonomy to think for herself? *triggered*
Like most women XD
I felt the Onion News did this better years ago with their skit "First Female Dictator Hailed As A Step Forward For Women."
Well they're The Onion
That’s not a skit anymore.
*VILLANELLE ENTERED THE CHAT*
"I mean they're men, how innocent can they.." the tea is scalding today
that is just sooo true..
Line brought to you by tumblr
MariaO0OBeatriz That's the joke.
but not a very funny one.
Mare Van Hove If you're not into satire, then yeah, it isn't.
So... were gonna ignore the steak on the wall?
miniCooldude Zuniga that was a silly mis steak
You're ignoring the illuminati sign on the wall bro
lol
It's better than acknowledging the elephant in the room
Where is the steak?
This is basically the plot of Killing Eve with all the spoilers in like 4 minutes
I haven't seen Killing Eve. Does the detective have an appreciation for the killer just because she's a woman?
Wow, the new seasons of Killing Eve looks great
I haven't seen Killing Eve. Does the detective have an appreciation for the killer just because she's a woman?
My favorite character was the hunk of meat on the wall
ThroughAlyssasEyes
Hey! His eyes are up there!
...Nailed to the ceiling.
*I'm calling it. It was the female named Logana Paulina.*
Haha I see what you did there with the name of that TH-camr. Also I liked your comment.
Haha
Nice Guy logan paul?
...
Nice Guy lool
"A serial killer is no role model for kids!"
Someone needs to tell Dagenrompa/Hopes Peak that.
yeah! And what about Dexter? Now there was a role model!
somebody said this was about eve and villanelle from killing eve 😂😂
I haven't seen Killing Eve. Does the detective have an appreciation for the killer just because she's a woman?
I actually really want to see a movie about a female detective chasing a female serial killer!
I want it now!
With Jennifer Lawrence! And with Kate Winslet (she could even make me fall in love with the antagonist)
Yes!!
Also it should be a yuri!
Even as a guy, that movie is actually a pretty good idea.
There's a really good one now called killing eve
Honestly, I'd react the same way. A female serial killer? Damn. I mean, it's heavily evil and psychotic but still, wow.
There has been female serial killer as far as the 17th century (probably even farther)
Chip Anderson I didn't know their existence. I'm not as well versed in female serial killers or general serial killers at all. Also, they ain't widely known or advertised or talked about like Jack the Ripper, Ted Bundy or The Zodiac Killer. And when they do get talked about, the most talked about happens to be male all the time.
But hey, I'm glad you know your female serial killers. That's a great hobby.
T Jex. Good to know. Too bad they aren't pop culture famous for some of us to get super well acquainted 🙄
Female serial killers are rare. They're not as common as male serial killers, which is why you're not going to hear about them. It's always fascinating to learn about female serial killers because it's rare to find a woman committing such violent crimes. They're certainly capable, it's just not common. I totally get what you're saying.
"Wow" yeah so impressive ugh
Basically the entire fnaf fandom when they saw Vanny the first time
I'd watch that movie. It's a good central tension that could spark some awesome drama.
I do think it's possible to admire someone's capability and despise their actions at the same time.
Trapp is the only real killer on the CH team.
King Nevadian nice call back
Pat's still alive tho
They still haven't found the rest of Pat's body. All they had to bury was a deflated lung.
What about Zach, wasn't he a hit man?
😂
"You go (to jail) girl!"-CH description writer... Wow just, wow
lmao killing eve in a nutshell
Davies: Bill
Katie: Eve
Serial Killer: Villanelle
I haven't seen Killing Eve. Does the detective have an appreciation for the killer just because she's a woman?
@@greywolf7577 No, but she does have a thing for female killers due to her underlying sexuality.
"Maybe Jennifer Lawrence will play me" wait wait wait... me??
Yes, you. Didn't you know you were secretly Katniss Everdeen?
Radu Pavel, Jr. the detective
For finding the serial killer, duh
Me as in she as the detective
@@KCamp-li3sr ohhhh okay I get it.
C O O L E S T
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Mauve Tea S E X I S T
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Clit w
Danny D. that’s on my to-do list
Mauve Tea LMAO I LOVE THAT QUOTE
I love this short, it’s so weirdly accurate, like yeah it’s awful but damn girl
Eve Polastri about Villanelle
This is gold. I love the way that show double standards.
Beni Idel it’s great I agree
Both. the way media is now, it is nice to see someone acknowledge the fact that woman and men both do bad shit, and both can be nice.
I hate how media treats all white males as sexists, racists and whatnot.
In before "but the media treats them like that because they all really are like that"
samueltandixhen1040 by the way. They aren't statistics. Patriarchy exists. It's a fact
samueltandixhen1040 well i live in middle east 😁
This is great and all but...
_Where are the animal serial killers?_
UnPhayzable dolphins
Or children ones. We don't want to be ageist do we...
I once herd of an elephant that knocked on doors and grabed people killed them and then ate them
i really cant deal with this , HUMANS ARE ANIMALS AS WELL
Dog serial killer.
*sees knife in doggo's mouth*
"Good dog, good dog...can you imagine the views?"
Plot Twist, the Serial Killer is the Dectives Best Friend.
Lmao
The entire premise of the show "Killing Eve."
I haven't seen Killing Eve. Does the detective have an appreciation for the killer just because she's a woman?
How did I know Katie would be the main star of this sketch
Reanna hall Probably cause she's in the thumbnail.
Because she was in the thumbnail...?
Reanna hall, the most logical alternative is that you can predict the future
william41017 that's indeed a valid option 👍
_I hope they get Jennifer Lawrence to play _*_me._*
Nice subtle touch there.
teal seal what?
Subtle touch on what?
As if she was the murderer
I think she meant because she's the detective in her case, so if they made a movie about the serial killer, the detective would also be a character
XD
The TH-cam shooter took this a bit too seriously....
This is basically the plot of Killing Eve
Satire or not, this is actually how a lot of people react when the murderer is a woman... Including my mom and highschool teachers, yikes!
Eric Lecarde I hope you are joking
That's fucked up.
Eric Lecarde wait your mom reacted this way(the way Katy did) to a female *serial killer* ? Thats *awful* !
It happens many times when women kill men - men only, though, not if she killed another woman.
Many more women, if they don't say it out loud, are probably thinking it to themselves.
Akilleus Well, you know what they say: Everyone's a little bit -racist- sexist sometimes
There are a lot of female killers who have gotten away with it. We only remember the famous ones with the high body counts and horrific kills that were caught.
What's it, be specific man. No one knows what you're talking about.
And they tend to use more things like venom, that it is harder to understand whodunit
We stan girlboss (murderous) energy.
"that is the most villainous thing i have ever heard in my entire life!" kinda sexy tho /j
I call it the glass floor. Same thing when I see a woman working construction, or being a janitor, or something else that no one wants to do. On one hand I know it's probably not her first choice, but I also know that it's pretty hard to get hired over men for those jobs, so I'm pleased that a woman got one.
Marcell D'avis hah. I tried applying to those kinds of jobs. I was lucky if they bothered to send a rejection letter.
>no one wants the job
>harder for woman to get said job
>no
It's not hard to be hired as a janitor, just that people usually don't want to be janitors, plus I've seen plenty of female janitors anyway
@KillerDavis 68 I'm pretty sure no one wants to be a janitor
@@mm_spicy5917 Not really
I love how you can’t tell if it’s irony or not 😂
ikr that's part of the reason why collegehumor is so good!
yeah, I think this revels in irony - Katie is probably a women's march skeptic.
I can't tell either because I think you may have misused the word irony. Are you sure you didn't mean to say "sarcasm?"
Eapple Gamerz Nope and nope. Sarcasm is a cruel mockery, irony is when you say something that's not really the case. This is called satire. A specific kind of parody directed at a political ideology.
I've never thought of generally defining ALL quips of sarcasm as "cruel". Isn't it a bit too broad?
This is almost exactly the conversation that I had about Lady Macbeth with my English teacher today. (I was obviously Raph.)
Makes me want to watch a good female antagonist movie. THEY SHOULD TOTALLY MAKE THIS A MOVIE
Killing eve
@@reganwilliams8202 I haven't seen Killing Eve. Does the detective have an appreciation for the killer just because she's a woman?
So many anti-feminists in the comments feeling validated by a satire likely written by feminists. We can poke fun at ourselves, it’s called having a sense of humour.
Diaberu monk Finally someone said it. I'm a feminist and I thought this was funny asf. Lol
Totally agree 😂 this is great
Anti-feminist == pro-equality
I could say the same thing about feminists being validated except on 70% of their other videos, i'm not either, I'm just pointing out there is hypocrisy
Onitz anti feminists aren't pro-equality they're needy little bitches after male validation, it's egalitarians that are truly after equality, it used to be feminists but they've been corrupted by the extremists of them. But yeah anti-feminists are an absolute joke.
I feel like every College Humor video now is a one liner stretched into a 3-4 minute video.
BalboaHealth especially this one. they have a few nice and creative ones but this one is... A bit repetitive.
Fun fact: must femeale serial killers use lest violent killing tactics like poison. So the killer is not only working on a male dominated field, but also breaking gender stereotypes
It’s kinda sad that the first think that came to my mind when I heard of the TH-cam HQ shooting was this video. I hope everyone is okay @ TH-cam.
This definitely goes to my 'best of CH' playlist 😂👌
It's probably a private playlist
Make it not private or make it literal
Mr. Someone anything with Katie is basically my best of ch playlist
Mr. Someone xotwod
You go girl😂😆😂
When Kim Jong Un allegedly died and her sister would get in power, I used this video as a basis to say that it's about time we have a Female dictator. katie inspiring women and men around the globe to be more egalitary.
you know what i really enjoyed this skit it was funny af and talked about serious issues in a comedic fashion yeah you go girl.