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  • @J4MF
    @J4MF 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4599

    "This is so inspiring for little girls everywhere."
    Best line.

    • @katatsumuri-san9588
      @katatsumuri-san9588 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Wednesday Addams approves

    • @wallacechrstensen7406
      @wallacechrstensen7406 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes!!!!!

    • @RedDeadDevilTrigger
      @RedDeadDevilTrigger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@katatsumuri-san9588 I literally was at that part when I saw this comment

    • @ellie66676
      @ellie66676 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      yes, little girls evreywhere learn and aspire to be serial killers.

  • @Square3hree
    @Square3hree 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4626

    When she said "they're men" I was half expecting her to follow up with "or should i say...boys..."

    • @thatb1h855
      @thatb1h855 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      HaeJoon lmaooo

    • @helper_bot
      @helper_bot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      bruh

    • @hollowedseas
      @hollowedseas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      No, daddys

    • @poki905
      @poki905 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      No. Please, no.

    • @quoudan1021
      @quoudan1021 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *boys*

  • @angellovex5860
    @angellovex5860 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1028

    I love how the women still support each other outside of their fields

    • @zorlockts5744
      @zorlockts5744 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Na
      women supporting women until a women has a different ideology to yours and she’s now instantly without any hesitation labeled a pick me bitch …

    • @venus7515
      @venus7515 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@zorlockts5744 women supporting women has nothing to do with supporting ideologies that are racist, homopobic, transfobic, fatphobic, abelist, misogynist, etc...

    • @BiratesoftheCaribbean
      @BiratesoftheCaribbean 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zorlockts5744 that's literally the joke of the video.
      Wow, a woman terrorist? YOU GO GIRL

  • @Teri0is0Resa
    @Teri0is0Resa 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4440

    Twist: Katie is the killer, that's how she ended up on death row when she couldn't decide what to have as her last meal.

    • @ambersb4536
      @ambersb4536 6 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      Teri0is0Resa That's what I was thinking the whole time too. She was so excited & proud because she did it. The phone call ruined it.

    • @jaschabull2365
      @jaschabull2365 6 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Likely, she just recorded her own voice and set up some Goldberg machine to phone herself and play it.

    • @margaretching8487
      @margaretching8487 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I thought so too! That episode is really funny because she makes very funny faces and her voice is just weird that i like it. lol

    • @WRZ100
      @WRZ100 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      And she also is a cocaine addict.

    • @Cheesegoose3
      @Cheesegoose3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah lol

  • @fruitbatfox
    @fruitbatfox 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4511

    Me when I see a well-written female antagonist

    • @Peca.kaspic
      @Peca.kaspic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      ArtisticPixie never happens lately

    • @seanhamilton4835
      @seanhamilton4835 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Petr Kašpárek watch wentworth it has a lot of them.

    • @KattReen
      @KattReen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Right? Haha

    • @isisatu
      @isisatu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Gone girl

    • @earningzekrom4173
      @earningzekrom4173 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Avatar the Last Airbender

  • @cautionhazardous2236
    @cautionhazardous2236 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4468

    Got real when she said, “I’d be lying if I said I didn’t want a world where both men and women were constantly afraid, and not just women.”

    • @parthbonde2106
      @parthbonde2106 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Well u know.. That is kinda sadistic ..

    • @jeramahia123
      @jeramahia123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      I think men are afraid of male serial killers just as much as women are.

    • @rayray0987
      @rayray0987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      @@jeramahia123 I mean, probably less so.

    • @KattReen
      @KattReen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      I mean, wouldn't it be nicer if just no one had to be afraid lol

    • @thatb1h855
      @thatb1h855 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      i think aiming for no one being afraid is the goal but go off

  • @duckyd6297
    @duckyd6297 6 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    Katie going from death row inmate to lead detective. Truly an inspiration for women everywhere.

    • @scp--297
      @scp--297 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Madison Duckworth
      Yep!

  • @squamish4244
    @squamish4244 5 ปีที่แล้ว +511

    I like how they made the murders as gruesome as possible. She's REALLY a monster...in a progressive sense.

  • @NoWayItsSteve144
    @NoWayItsSteve144 5 ปีที่แล้ว +408

    Katie, I regret to inform you that they did not cast Jennifer Lawrence as you.
    They cast Sandra Oh, so congratulations on your absolute victory.

  • @antonis8333
    @antonis8333 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4664

    A woman detective? You go girl!

    • @CamilaVanilla
      @CamilaVanilla 5 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      *lead detective!

    • @mrobligatory.5234
      @mrobligatory.5234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Never watched lucifer

    • @geeswithane7yrago303
      @geeswithane7yrago303 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Female detectives are really normal in tv shows tho.

    • @baldDluffy
      @baldDluffy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      She catches later and they become lesbian crime partners end of story

    • @KattReen
      @KattReen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@baldDluffy I'd watch that

  • @brighteyes7864
    @brighteyes7864 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2078

    *"You go girl!!!"*

    • @osbely
      @osbely 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Bright Eyes 🎶she’s walkin’ on sunshine whoooaa🎶

    • @wallacechrstensen7406
      @wallacechrstensen7406 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes.

  • @randomrohan2410
    @randomrohan2410 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    I love how the soundtrack is just a backdrop of a high note then a low note and then a higher note and then a low note, strategically placed behind dialogue but it can still be so perfect

  • @AndArrington
    @AndArrington 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6257

    *what an inspiration*

    • @lizzy7244
      @lizzy7244 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Where’s your rose?

    • @AndArrington
      @AndArrington 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lizzy Symons honestly I’m still looking 🤷‍♀️

    • @lizzy7244
      @lizzy7244 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      and.rosie a mood

    • @justanormaldude1113
      @justanormaldude1113 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Elaina M
      Hey so since you think they are underrepresented groups that if they make a mark that scars history that they're pretty cool or amazing for doing so? Or was it sarcasim? That or I just don't get what you're saying.

    • @conoko514
      @conoko514 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      and.rosie absolute legend

  • @MemoOwO
    @MemoOwO 6 ปีที่แล้ว +828

    "You go (to jail) girl!" lmao

    • @avianaleo6082
      @avianaleo6082 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me? hahaha
      or u? ....hahah

    • @anishini362
      @anishini362 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha, lol. xD
      And are you Danish? Your profile picture looks Danish with that flag. ;

    • @imAwareOfYourAddress
      @imAwareOfYourAddress 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ninfedora Ha Laughing my ass off

  • @PerovNigma
    @PerovNigma 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4056

    Given how she keeps switching views in a second, I'm gonna say she's crazy and is the killer herself.

    • @mylesj4380
      @mylesj4380 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Robert St. Estephe true

    • @Whydidntyousayhiback
      @Whydidntyousayhiback 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Joseph Simpson it’s Katie. That’s it.

    • @fletniapana3789
      @fletniapana3789 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      she isn't switching views, she is lying to the police guy the other version is the true opinion

    • @noelle4600
      @noelle4600 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Lesbian brain vs rational brain

    • @lotusbud5200
      @lotusbud5200 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@noelle4600 what kind of homophobic bullshit

  • @UnPhayzable
    @UnPhayzable 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3528

    How about a female drug dealer?
    *Glances at Katie*
    Nevermind

    • @Lewa500
      @Lewa500 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      UnPhayzable
      I think Kingsman: The Golden Circle pulled that off quite nicely.

    • @LordPharoahMaster
      @LordPharoahMaster 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hehe. That glance was enough.

    • @blueshoes3432
      @blueshoes3432 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      A dealer never gets high on their own supply.

    • @dontknowdontcare1934
      @dontknowdontcare1934 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      UnPhayzable Shell just snort it all

    • @romxxii
      @romxxii 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      She's a consumer, not a retailer.

  • @pencilwisdom6161
    @pencilwisdom6161 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2710

    *YOU GO GIRL!*

    • @MagicGuigz
      @MagicGuigz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      You go! ...Straight to jail.

    • @dontknowdontcare1934
      @dontknowdontcare1934 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thanks bro I stole this comment hopeing I'll get some likes

    • @mediocreandworse59
      @mediocreandworse59 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Shatter the glass ceiling
      By having it give out from the sheer weight of the victims hanging from it

    • @Hazzardworks
      @Hazzardworks 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pencil Wisdom 5

    • @donnythedealer2571
      @donnythedealer2571 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Feminists... Feminists everywhere

  • @FlyMeUpSoHigh
    @FlyMeUpSoHigh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1071

    I need the court follow-up with them getting frustrated because the prosecutor is going easier on the serial killer. Like god damnit, my crimes are as egregious as any male serial killer and I need to be prosecuted to the same extent!!

    • @KattReen
      @KattReen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      What's a girl gotta do to get a life sentence in this bitch

    • @thatb1h855
      @thatb1h855 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      lmaooo

    • @VanNessy97
      @VanNessy97 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      "He had it coming!"

    • @FrancisR420
      @FrancisR420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Good defense lawyers going on about how harmless she is the jury's just eating it up and she looks at them perplexed and says "you're buying this s***?"

    • @penismightier9278
      @penismightier9278 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      With the detective giving opposing testimony and displaying the same pieces of evidence in different lights.

  • @jasminewadsworth1983
    @jasminewadsworth1983 6 ปีที่แล้ว +628

    "They're men."
    Or should she say,
    *BOYS* ?

    • @nerp1120
      @nerp1120 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I don't get it, is that a reference?

    • @__-kn5gp
      @__-kn5gp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Nerp yes it is

    • @neo-xc4ky
      @neo-xc4ky 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Eyyy

    • @jeffreyvang3709
      @jeffreyvang3709 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂

    • @MyName_Jeff
      @MyName_Jeff 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Nerp See: Wow, Everyone's Flirting With Me
      and
      Wow, Everyone's Flirting With Ally

  • @tristophertofu
    @tristophertofu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +428

    " Omg I hope they get Jennifer Lawrence to play me "

    • @Simpson17866
      @Simpson17866 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I was CERTAIN that this line was her accidentally confessing :D

  • @mariaaaaaqaaaaaaawaaearaaa9504
    @mariaaaaaqaaaaaaawaaearaaa9504 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1528

    *ddETEcTIvE*

    • @Flamenco7w8
      @Flamenco7w8 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      hahahahahah i die at that part

    • @Flamenco7w8
      @Flamenco7w8 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      is that you on your profile picture?

    • @DarkNobody2011
      @DarkNobody2011 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      D-Tective

  • @eerereps
    @eerereps 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3358

    I would have protested if the lead wasn't Katie!

    • @medinywaw7435
      @medinywaw7435 6 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Dude like she could play Harley Quinn better than Margot robbie

    • @adaptable1553
      @adaptable1553 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Because you wanted Katie herself to be the lead, or a female? Because if it was because you wanted a female to be the lead, that's funked up. You shouldn't not like someone being the lead purely because of their gender. It shouldn't matter. Even if our past had some mistakes. It doesn't mean women should just take over. But if it's just Katie you liked, then that's fine. :D
      And Katie wasn't the lead. She was co-lead with Raphael. They both had about the same amount of lines and screen time.

    • @samuelcox9656
      @samuelcox9656 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      DBR Liamg are you okay? who hurt you?
      From what context did you gather that he was insecure about female murders existing?

    • @Slash4747
      @Slash4747 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Shes so damn gorgeus

    • @yvesfromloona1647
      @yvesfromloona1647 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ad SJB Why are you assuming they wanted Katie as the role just because she is a woman? And "funked up"? 😂😂

  • @E--Drop
    @E--Drop 6 ปีที่แล้ว +906

    The funny part is that Katie's more inspiring then the serial killer because SHE'S a detectve lmao.

    • @megurineziam5900
      @megurineziam5900 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I don't think female detectives are rare anymore though. Now, female serial killers on the other hand-

    • @kimlonzaga7612
      @kimlonzaga7612 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@megurineziam5900 there are small amount of known CAPTURED female serial killers, cause some are too good to be caught. you go girls!

    • @julianangell342
      @julianangell342 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@kimlonzaga7612 the most dangerous criminals are the ones that never got caught

    • @wallacechrstensen7406
      @wallacechrstensen7406 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes!!!!!!!!

    • @wallacechrstensen7406
      @wallacechrstensen7406 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kimlonzaga7612 yes, go girls!!!!

  • @waver7275
    @waver7275 6 ปีที่แล้ว +330

    “Finally, a female serial killer.”
    She will absolutely get away. Katie’s the lead detective.

    • @kajsa_42
      @kajsa_42 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Waver 72 I love Billie joe in your profile pic

    • @waver7275
      @waver7275 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cliquey McPilot, thx

    • @matthewbibby8921
      @matthewbibby8921 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      lucas tatlock goddam it XD

  • @L30-w6k
    @L30-w6k 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1853

    Is that a piece of steak stapled to a wall?

  • @waspsalander
    @waspsalander 6 ปีที่แล้ว +586

    *Killing Eve intensifies*

  • @charlottegardner2010
    @charlottegardner2010 6 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Lmao Raph constantly yelling out "Detective" every two seconds reminds me of Lucifer lmao

    • @AZDfox
      @AZDfox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Personality swapped Lucifer and Chloe

    • @HeadDetectiveLassie
      @HeadDetectiveLassie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That was the first thought I had.

  • @simrinsubha9512
    @simrinsubha9512 6 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    I swear I love the shit that collegehumour comes up with that no one even thought of.

  • @oshahott2532
    @oshahott2532 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Are we not going to acknowledge Ralph's amazing acting as a cop? Genuinely felt CSI or Criminal Minds quality of acting.

  • @gibbygibbs8047
    @gibbygibbs8047 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1439

    I've legit done this before when watching crime shoes where during the investigation they think it's a male because based off statistics on how the crime was committed, who was the victim, it seemed that way, but then it's revealed to be a woman at the end. For a split second I'm like "Wow she is one impres-" then I snap back to reality and am like "wait no. This isn't some CEO or war veteran she is a murderer that is not impressive that is horrible and repulsive and she took lives and ruined others that is very very bad."

    • @papab1esss
      @papab1esss 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      It's Gibby! saaaame omg

    • @thebaron4356
      @thebaron4356 6 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Crime statistics are one place you do not want equality...

    • @BlackCover95
      @BlackCover95 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The Baron Unless they tilt out of “your kind’s” favor.

    • @MamaMOB
      @MamaMOB 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Are you a Murderino by any chance?

    • @9Godslayer
      @9Godslayer 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I haven't seen someone suggest that manga yet.

  • @saturatedneowax
    @saturatedneowax 6 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    when I saw the notification for this video I was 300% sure Katie was going to be the killer

  • @prestonjones1653
    @prestonjones1653 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    "I hope they get Jennifer Lawrence to play me!"
    Probably should have sent off a few alarm bells.

    • @inemeis
      @inemeis 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Exactly.

  • @mmmcrackers6290
    @mmmcrackers6290 6 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    “What she did is UNFORGIVABLE! SHE MUST BE PROSECUTED BY THE FULL EXTENT OF THE LAW!”
    *Why are you smiling Detective?*
    “I’ve been waiting my whole career for this! How inspiring for little girls.. everywhere.”

    • @gijsolff12
      @gijsolff12 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Those are indeed some lines from the video...

    • @vigolovesyou
      @vigolovesyou 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I *love* when peopke quote the video I just saw

  • @livinlikelilly
    @livinlikelilly 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1430

    "You go, girl!" 😂

    • @Walterdecarvalh0100
      @Walterdecarvalh0100 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You know that this is making fun of feminism, right?

    • @alrichhills1815
      @alrichhills1815 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Walter Carvalho feminism is cancer

    • @vigolovesyou
      @vigolovesyou 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I *love* when someone quotes the video I just saw

    • @livinlikelilly
      @livinlikelilly 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Walter Carvalho I know lol

    • @livinlikelilly
      @livinlikelilly 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Der Diepes You're welcome ;D

  • @jamestown8398
    @jamestown8398 6 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    I thought for sure Katie was going to be the killer.

    • @bleh1569
      @bleh1569 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ME TOO!!! XD

  • @nativedoll2001
    @nativedoll2001 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    "But wow, can u imagine the upper body strength she must have to lift up these men?" 😂😂😂

    • @Ninjaananas
      @Ninjaananas 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mz 4Dubz
      I think those men weren't that heavy.

    • @jacky79322
      @jacky79322 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ninjaananas wow targeting small weak men, a female bully who can’t pick someone their own size....fking progressive af 😤

    • @Ninjaananas
      @Ninjaananas 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jordles
      Men just aren't that heavy. They weight in average between 70 and 80 kg. That is not that much to lift.

  • @spirosmousouris3908
    @spirosmousouris3908 6 ปีที่แล้ว +824

    Wait! Katie isnt the killer? Katie isnt the killer? Are u kidding me? Oh come on CH, get it together

    • @bleh1569
      @bleh1569 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yup XD

    • @bleh1569
      @bleh1569 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ItArthur5 Tf???

    • @emiliah.7810
      @emiliah.7810 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      She could still be the killer. She's probably on the phone with a pre-recorded message.

    • @habitsrabbit
      @habitsrabbit 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ItArthur5 uhhh....ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘᶜᵏˀ
      You okay buddy? Did you have a fucking seizure while writing that comment?

  • @dheerajvelaga9536
    @dheerajvelaga9536 6 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Katie's madness is what makes her different from rest of CH team.....

  • @micahphilson
    @micahphilson 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1640

    I don't often relate really well with CollegeHumor sketches, but I definitely do for this one!

    • @GrungogamingXx
      @GrungogamingXx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Micah Philson y

    • @GrungogamingXx
      @GrungogamingXx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Nahni MacKenzie-Fraser oh I understand now

    • @GrungogamingXx
      @GrungogamingXx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Seized Cheese what

    • @ags3637
      @ags3637 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That’s concerning

    • @micahphilson
      @micahphilson 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nahni, actually, I relate much better with the other police officer. All the damn time.

  • @CalebZun1
    @CalebZun1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +449

    So... were gonna ignore the steak on the wall?

    • @Jorge23Costa
      @Jorge23Costa 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      miniCooldude Zuniga that was a silly mis steak

    • @TheVk30
      @TheVk30 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You're ignoring the illuminati sign on the wall bro

    • @veronikavarakova3927
      @veronikavarakova3927 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

    • @Don-C.L.
      @Don-C.L. 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's better than acknowledging the elephant in the room

    • @soul23110
      @soul23110 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Where is the steak?

  • @mimiel7938
    @mimiel7938 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Finally someone showing how much women can be supportive to each other

    • @green_hedger_68
      @green_hedger_68 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's horrible Imagine man support male r@pist and we say go boy!

  • @nidadumpling6764
    @nidadumpling6764 6 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    "I mean they're men, how innocent can they.." the tea is scalding today

    • @edisonchin2463
      @edisonchin2463 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      that is just sooo true..

    • @pasteeater3340
      @pasteeater3340 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Line brought to you by tumblr

    • @thatoneguy9549
      @thatoneguy9549 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MariaO0OBeatriz That's the joke.

    • @vanhovemare
      @vanhovemare 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      but not a very funny one.

    • @thatoneguy9549
      @thatoneguy9549 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mare Van Hove If you're not into satire, then yeah, it isn't.

  • @-k.3-.
    @-k.3-. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1636

    😂 Katie doesn't know what she wants

    • @fivesix3868
      @fivesix3868 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      she does know lol

    • @avianaleo6082
      @avianaleo6082 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      idiot 😡

    • @mjohanss1975
      @mjohanss1975 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Katie wants coke.

    • @joshi5507
      @joshi5507 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Are you insinuating that a woman can't have thr autonomy to think for herself? *triggered*

    • @nebxan5879
      @nebxan5879 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Like most women XD

  • @tvaritashivakumar1461
    @tvaritashivakumar1461 6 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    Basically Killing Eve

    • @greywolf7577
      @greywolf7577 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I haven't seen Killing Eve. Does the detective have an appreciation for the killer just because she's a woman?

    • @valemmm9
      @valemmm9 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@greywolf7577 The detective is also a woman and she's kind of obssesed with female serial killers. So she's really excited because they hire her to investigate one, it´s a great show you should watch it

  • @arceuslordofcreation8824
    @arceuslordofcreation8824 6 ปีที่แล้ว +784

    “They’re men, how innocent could they be?”

    • @duufox
      @duufox 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Arceus Lord of Creation They’re*

    • @jonathankells1740
      @jonathankells1740 6 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      prime example of modern feminism

    • @CPiz321
      @CPiz321 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Arceus Lord of Creation that's actually true

    • @asston712
      @asston712 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Jonathan Kells this whole video basically is.

    • @MemoOwO
      @MemoOwO 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Jonathan Kells SATIRE

  • @cicadahero
    @cicadahero 6 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    My favorite character was the hunk of meat on the wall

    • @washyrose5904
      @washyrose5904 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ThroughAlyssasEyes
      Hey! His eyes are up there!
      ...Nailed to the ceiling.

  • @communistspider3682
    @communistspider3682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The fact that she turns around everytime her personality changes is a really nice detail.

  • @vigolovesyou
    @vigolovesyou 6 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    I actually really want to see a movie about a female detective chasing a female serial killer!

    • @vigolovesyou
      @vigolovesyou 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I want it now!

    • @vigolovesyou
      @vigolovesyou 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      With Jennifer Lawrence! And with Kate Winslet (she could even make me fall in love with the antagonist)

    • @scp--297
      @scp--297 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes!!
      Also it should be a yuri!

    • @rennji460
      @rennji460 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Even as a guy, that movie is actually a pretty good idea.

    • @kok-fh6xm
      @kok-fh6xm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There's a really good one now called killing eve

  • @pikmansion1648
    @pikmansion1648 6 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    "You go (to jail) girl!"-CH description writer... Wow just, wow

  • @mrguy10
    @mrguy10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    This is basically what happened when people said that kin jong uns sister would replace him

  • @radupaveljr.9895
    @radupaveljr.9895 6 ปีที่แล้ว +608

    "Maybe Jennifer Lawrence will play me" wait wait wait... me??

    • @jaschabull2365
      @jaschabull2365 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Yes, you. Didn't you know you were secretly Katniss Everdeen?

    • @beez6039
      @beez6039 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Radu Pavel, Jr. the detective

    • @toduno927
      @toduno927 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      For finding the serial killer, duh

    • @KCamp-li3sr
      @KCamp-li3sr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Me as in she as the detective

    • @meandmetoo8436
      @meandmetoo8436 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@KCamp-li3sr ohhhh okay I get it.

  • @bicky210
    @bicky210 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1320

    *I'm calling it. It was the female named Logana Paulina.*

  • @isaaceder51
    @isaaceder51 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Katie is the absolute best. To be such a standout talent among a group this excellent is an accomplishment. I really think she could make it mainstream on or above the level of someone like Adam.

  • @mothreign
    @mothreign 6 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    C O O L E S T
    L A D Y
    I N
    T H E
    W O R L D

  • @nevadaadie8881
    @nevadaadie8881 6 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    Trapp is the only real killer on the CH team.

    • @jaycarpenter1048
      @jaycarpenter1048 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      King Nevadian nice call back

    • @andrejansen3281
      @andrejansen3281 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pat's still alive tho

    • @volcryndarkstar
      @volcryndarkstar 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They still haven't found the rest of Pat's body. All they had to bury was a deflated lung.

    • @jaschabull2365
      @jaschabull2365 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What about Zach, wasn't he a hit man?

    • @ramys600
      @ramys600 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

  • @chrisperez7656
    @chrisperez7656 6 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    "Damn, you go girl!"

  • @caterpillartitz
    @caterpillartitz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    How did I know Katie would be the main star of this sketch

    • @duckyd6297
      @duckyd6297 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Reanna hall Probably cause she's in the thumbnail.

    • @LulitaInPita
      @LulitaInPita 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Because she was in the thumbnail...?

    • @william41017
      @william41017 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Reanna hall, the most logical alternative is that you can predict the future

    • @LulitaInPita
      @LulitaInPita 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      william41017 that's indeed a valid option 👍

  • @UnPhayzable
    @UnPhayzable 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1051

    This is great and all but...
    _Where are the animal serial killers?_

    • @charlieclark9552
      @charlieclark9552 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      UnPhayzable dolphins

    • @Evija3000
      @Evija3000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Or children ones. We don't want to be ageist do we...

    • @monkeysue61
      @monkeysue61 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I once herd of an elephant that knocked on doors and grabed people killed them and then ate them

    • @spelio2073
      @spelio2073 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      i really cant deal with this , HUMANS ARE ANIMALS AS WELL

    • @HelloHiGoodday
      @HelloHiGoodday 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dog serial killer.
      *sees knife in doggo's mouth*
      "Good dog, good dog...can you imagine the views?"

  • @UnknownUser-ru8ey
    @UnknownUser-ru8ey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Everytime Raphael said "Detective!" I got Lucifer/Tom Ellis flashbacks

  • @KatalinaKris
    @KatalinaKris 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1523

    Honestly, I'd react the same way. A female serial killer? Damn. I mean, it's heavily evil and psychotic but still, wow.

    • @T-Jex
      @T-Jex 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      There has been female serial killer as far as the 17th century (probably even farther)

    • @KatalinaKris
      @KatalinaKris 6 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Chip Anderson I didn't know their existence. I'm not as well versed in female serial killers or general serial killers at all. Also, they ain't widely known or advertised or talked about like Jack the Ripper, Ted Bundy or The Zodiac Killer. And when they do get talked about, the most talked about happens to be male all the time.
      But hey, I'm glad you know your female serial killers. That's a great hobby.

    • @KatalinaKris
      @KatalinaKris 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      T Jex. Good to know. Too bad they aren't pop culture famous for some of us to get super well acquainted 🙄

    • @ToharaAmah
      @ToharaAmah 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Female serial killers are rare. They're not as common as male serial killers, which is why you're not going to hear about them. It's always fascinating to learn about female serial killers because it's rare to find a woman committing such violent crimes. They're certainly capable, it's just not common. I totally get what you're saying.

    • @meursault7030
      @meursault7030 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      "Wow" yeah so impressive ugh

  • @BlankIdea02
    @BlankIdea02 6 ปีที่แล้ว +525

    This is gold. I love the way that show double standards.

    • @jaycarpenter1048
      @jaycarpenter1048 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Beni Idel it’s great I agree

    • @BlankIdea02
      @BlankIdea02 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Both. the way media is now, it is nice to see someone acknowledge the fact that woman and men both do bad shit, and both can be nice.
      I hate how media treats all white males as sexists, racists and whatnot.

    • @jaschabull2365
      @jaschabull2365 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      In before "but the media treats them like that because they all really are like that"

    • @dinaamjad9854
      @dinaamjad9854 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      samueltandixhen1040 by the way. They aren't statistics. Patriarchy exists. It's a fact

    • @dinaamjad9854
      @dinaamjad9854 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      samueltandixhen1040 well i live in middle east 😁

  • @annieshakespeare7613
    @annieshakespeare7613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    "A serial killer is not a good role model for children"
    Everyone who grew up in the creepypasta fandom chose not to hear this

  • @BalboaHealth
    @BalboaHealth 6 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    I feel like every College Humor video now is a one liner stretched into a 3-4 minute video.

    • @christahammons1751
      @christahammons1751 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      BalboaHealth especially this one. they have a few nice and creative ones but this one is... A bit repetitive.

  • @miyawedaplayer1237
    @miyawedaplayer1237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    “Wait a women lead detective”
    “Yeah I’m so glad you noticed”
    “You go girl!”🤣

  • @Jedi_Vigilante
    @Jedi_Vigilante ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love how this makes fun of issues on so many levels.
    How police and society often focus on the crimes of the victims.
    How society at large almost hero-worships criminals now as long as their crime is bad enough.
    How the more gruesome a crime is the more interesting it is.
    How men are allowed to idolize objectively evil men for certain traits but evil women are just bad.
    How women tend to stick together at least until they have personal beef with each other.
    How professional women have to excel at something to even be considered adequate.
    This sketch is multi-layered, from multiple perspectives, and doesn't overdo any of them. Well done.

  • @drgnsdaughter69
    @drgnsdaughter69 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5204

    What were the men wearing? They could have been asking for it.

    • @anik3216
      @anik3216 6 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      drgnsdaughter69 lmaooooo

    • @anvy2000
      @anvy2000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      OMG GIRL YOU KILLED IT 😂

    • @DGneoseeker1
      @DGneoseeker1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      If it was a mankini they WERE asking for it.

    • @donut.covers
      @donut.covers 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Yessss

    • @lula8767
      @lula8767 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      GURL YES SKSKS

  • @TacoBaco
    @TacoBaco 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Wow. This is actually the entire plot of Killing Eve.

    • @greywolf7577
      @greywolf7577 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I haven't seen Killing Eve. Does the detective have an appreciation for the killer just because she's a woman?

  • @anaemicroyalty0504
    @anaemicroyalty0504 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is basically the plot of Killing Eve

  • @mychannel-lp9iq
    @mychannel-lp9iq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    *VILLANELLE ENTERED THE CHAT*

  • @floridasavannah
    @floridasavannah 6 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    There are a lot of female killers who have gotten away with it. We only remember the famous ones with the high body counts and horrific kills that were caught.

    • @reysworld7008
      @reysworld7008 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      What's it, be specific man. No one knows what you're talking about.

    • @--------04
      @--------04 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And they tend to use more things like venom, that it is harder to understand whodunit

  • @QuartzIsAnOxide
    @QuartzIsAnOxide 6 ปีที่แล้ว +690

    Satire or not, this is actually how a lot of people react when the murderer is a woman... Including my mom and highschool teachers, yikes!

    • @muhammadfarhan581
      @muhammadfarhan581 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Eric Lecarde I hope you are joking

    • @charleynewman5057
      @charleynewman5057 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's fucked up.

    • @RiaxaraCo
      @RiaxaraCo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Eric Lecarde wait your mom reacted this way(the way Katy did) to a female *serial killer* ? Thats *awful* !

    • @looseSpark
      @looseSpark 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It happens many times when women kill men - men only, though, not if she killed another woman.
      Many more women, if they don't say it out loud, are probably thinking it to themselves.

    • @QuartzIsAnOxide
      @QuartzIsAnOxide 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Akilleus Well, you know what they say: Everyone's a little bit -racist- sexist sometimes

  • @yashrajtalan
    @yashrajtalan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is basically the plot of Killing Eve with all the spoilers in like 4 minutes

    • @greywolf7577
      @greywolf7577 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I haven't seen Killing Eve. Does the detective have an appreciation for the killer just because she's a woman?

  • @cheesybirdmess7349
    @cheesybirdmess7349 6 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    This definitely goes to my 'best of CH' playlist 😂👌

    • @MalixJanon
      @MalixJanon 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's probably a private playlist

    • @jacksont9193
      @jacksont9193 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Make it not private or make it literal

    • @lucialiang1597
      @lucialiang1597 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mr. Someone anything with Katie is basically my best of ch playlist

    • @Alinoworries
      @Alinoworries 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mr. Someone xotwod

  • @memeswithdreams3134
    @memeswithdreams3134 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    You go girl ! 😂😂😂😂😂 oh that made me laugh so hard 😂😂😂

  • @yararinamiil
    @yararinamiil 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:13 that's horrifying relatable

  • @renstitulaer5348
    @renstitulaer5348 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    This actually has great production quality.

  • @21700r
    @21700r 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    That was disturbingly realistic, especially for a short sketch. I'm grossed out and impressed at the same time

  • @orangeinkius7257
    @orangeinkius7257 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Basically the entire fnaf fandom when they saw Vanny the first time

  • @nikoincroatia
    @nikoincroatia 6 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    I call it the glass floor. Same thing when I see a woman working construction, or being a janitor, or something else that no one wants to do. On one hand I know it's probably not her first choice, but I also know that it's pretty hard to get hired over men for those jobs, so I'm pleased that a woman got one.

    • @nikoincroatia
      @nikoincroatia 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Marcell D'avis hah. I tried applying to those kinds of jobs. I was lucky if they bothered to send a rejection letter.

    • @samuelcox9656
      @samuelcox9656 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      >no one wants the job
      >harder for woman to get said job
      >no

    • @Defiring
      @Defiring 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It's not hard to be hired as a janitor, just that people usually don't want to be janitors, plus I've seen plenty of female janitors anyway

    • @bleh1569
      @bleh1569 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @KillerDavis 68 I'm pretty sure no one wants to be a janitor

    • @bleh1569
      @bleh1569 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mm_spicy5917 Not really

  • @kittiworks
    @kittiworks 6 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    _I hope they get Jennifer Lawrence to play _*_me._*
    Nice subtle touch there.

    • @william41017
      @william41017 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      teal seal what?

    • @Domihork
      @Domihork 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Subtle touch on what?

    • @nDenTzMotionZztrujillo
      @nDenTzMotionZztrujillo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As if she was the murderer

    • @monkiram
      @monkiram 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      I think she meant because she's the detective in her case, so if they made a movie about the serial killer, the detective would also be a character

    • @scp--297
      @scp--297 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      XD

  • @meg_sz
    @meg_sz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Wow, the new seasons of Killing Eve looks great

    • @greywolf7577
      @greywolf7577 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I haven't seen Killing Eve. Does the detective have an appreciation for the killer just because she's a woman?

  • @betageminorum8741
    @betageminorum8741 6 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    You go girl😂😆😂

  • @Pokarot
    @Pokarot 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Katie and Raph did great here! Thanks guys!

  • @newguy90
    @newguy90 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I felt the Onion News did this better years ago with their skit "First Female Dictator Hailed As A Step Forward For Women."

    • @zyaicob
      @zyaicob 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well they're The Onion

    • @Andyatl2002
      @Andyatl2002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That’s not a skit anymore.

  • @billyk8397
    @billyk8397 6 ปีที่แล้ว +891

    I love how you can’t tell if it’s irony or not 😂

    • @yashpermalla3494
      @yashpermalla3494 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      ikr that's part of the reason why collegehumor is so good!

    • @LaborVoicesInc
      @LaborVoicesInc 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      yeah, I think this revels in irony - Katie is probably a women's march skeptic.

    • @EappleSandbox
      @EappleSandbox 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I can't tell either because I think you may have misused the word irony. Are you sure you didn't mean to say "sarcasm?"

    • @QuartzIsAnOxide
      @QuartzIsAnOxide 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Eapple Gamerz Nope and nope. Sarcasm is a cruel mockery, irony is when you say something that's not really the case. This is called satire. A specific kind of parody directed at a political ideology.

    • @EappleSandbox
      @EappleSandbox 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I've never thought of generally defining ALL quips of sarcasm as "cruel". Isn't it a bit too broad?

  • @lila2931
    @lila2931 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    lmao killing eve in a nutshell

  • @CitrineYT
    @CitrineYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Plot Twist, the Serial Killer is the Dectives Best Friend.
    Lmao

  • @bautistahernandezblancaisa7974
    @bautistahernandezblancaisa7974 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Fun fact: must femeale serial killers use lest violent killing tactics like poison. So the killer is not only working on a male dominated field, but also breaking gender stereotypes

  • @dogface3362
    @dogface3362 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    katie has always been so much fun watch watch but she's been really killing it lately. :)

  • @Taroslushstudio
    @Taroslushstudio 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    somebody said this was about eve and villanelle from killing eve 😂😂

    • @greywolf7577
      @greywolf7577 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I haven't seen Killing Eve. Does the detective have an appreciation for the killer just because she's a woman?

  • @carrington8185
    @carrington8185 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    You go girl.

  • @bodyofhope
    @bodyofhope 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The entire premise of the show "Killing Eve."

    • @greywolf7577
      @greywolf7577 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I haven't seen Killing Eve. Does the detective have an appreciation for the killer just because she's a woman?

  • @thorwhoisacat
    @thorwhoisacat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “I hope they get jennifer lorence to play me”
    Lol

  • @hahaha7818
    @hahaha7818 6 ปีที่แล้ว +600

    The title was Me when I watched "while you were sleeping"
    (Kdrama)

    • @ValkyrieReii
      @ValkyrieReii 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      i can translate Korean to English wat?

    • @ValkyrieReii
      @ValkyrieReii 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      i can translate Korean to English ur Korean.

    • @kathyburton4372
      @kathyburton4372 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol I thought you meant the Sandra Bullock movie

    • @sensirius1710
      @sensirius1710 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      WHOA SPOILERS

    • @MsMuslimahgirl
      @MsMuslimahgirl 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      lmao yeah! that was a plot twist

  • @brighteyes7864
    @brighteyes7864 6 ปีที่แล้ว +445

    Her reaction is so relatable..

    • @jessiecu20051
      @jessiecu20051 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Bright Eyes WTF Do you mean, "relatable?"

    • @tigerscool362
      @tigerscool362 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jessie Hernandez true

    • @amandapike2477
      @amandapike2477 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You made me embarrassed I have a uterus. You do know there are plenty of historical female serial killers. Remember those nurses in American Horror Story? Those were based on real women.

    • @SideStrafed
      @SideStrafed 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bright Eyes no it’s not you dumbfuck

    • @werb6209
      @werb6209 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Amanda Pike Not something to be proud of.

  • @SuperHuntster
    @SuperHuntster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Raph sounding like Lucifer with “DETECTIVE”

  • @ragecageofsneezingdragon4916
    @ragecageofsneezingdragon4916 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "A serial killer is no role model for kids!"
    Someone needs to tell Dagenrompa/Hopes Peak that.

    • @Rkenton48
      @Rkenton48 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah! And what about Dexter? Now there was a role model!

  • @NZThirstQuenchers
    @NZThirstQuenchers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    you know what i really enjoyed this skit it was funny af and talked about serious issues in a comedic fashion yeah you go girl.

  • @sharalakid
    @sharalakid ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Before that phone call I was like, okay, that detective is DEFINITELY the killer

  • @robuxyyyyyyyyyy4708
    @robuxyyyyyyyyyy4708 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    It's called being a girlboss