A former roommate of mine and I would always use this reference in conversation whenever talking about people we were attracted to, or dating, came up. You either have hand, or you don't!
"I've got hand!" "And you're gonna need it!" "And you want to be my latex salesman...." Best closing lines in the series, or any comedy series? And of course they both had to come at George Costanza's expense.
@3:35 "At least give me a pocket"!!! The older gentleman sitting between Elaine and Noelle on Jerry's couch is a riot! His facial expressions when Noelle figures out Elaine was behind "The Laugh" at her recent recital are hilarious! And then @4:25 Noelle uses her middle finger to firmly let George know that she is breaking up with him and that he will Now Need Hand! 🤣 🖐
Hmmmm...I actually find him rather annoying. The kangaroo joke isn't funny, and the guy isn't either. I usually like these side characters in Seinfeld, but not in this case.
The kangaroo joke is brilliant not because the joke itself is amazing but because of its placement. Its never something that would work if it was center stage but its the perfect off to the side joke that someone is just telling the background. It feels like the kind of in the moment thing that makes you laugh with friends. The joke doesn't really have a punch line its just taking an idea running with it. Something you would do on fly while BSing with friends. Which is perfect here because it doesn't distract from the real joke with the hand. But it warms you up to it.
I loved George too tho and I know they were two different characters but I still can’t get his character in pretty woman slapping Julia roberts around. So glad Geres character fired him.
@@greatcoldemptiness thought you were going to say the best characters were the ones you might have created for any passwords. Just kidding. I’m just being a silly goose
ALL THE TIME?! George, this is how these plays go south. You're like Icarus. Hubris!! Greed!! He's such a committed little schemer, but he goes too far.
Did she not want to break up because she seemed so apathetic to him after the concert and wanted to have lunch instead of dinner, and now all of a sudden she's desperate to remain in a relationship. Even claiming everything is "fine" with them.
She heard Elaine's laughter and remembered in 3:55 that it was the same laughter that ruined her piano recital. George knew it was Elaine but kept it a secret from his girlfriend.
This is awful. Tragic. Why is it this show has so many sad horrible endings? I'm sick of this unhappy unhealthy show. It isn't funny. It's just depressing.
yeah!! listen to Kramer.....the guy with no job, no money and yet has an apartment in all places in Manhattan ... all the characters on this show work ... even when George is not working he stays with those 2 nut jobs, his parents.....the character KRAMER is so BS ....
Are you an imbeciIe? Kramer's plan worked and even improved George's relationship... it was Elaine's laughter that ruined their relationship *two times.* ImbeciIe.
“Never expected this did you”, the lean, the smile, the excitement, oh man I love that line.
He's so excited by it.
His insecurity, but also his narcissism... I wonder if there are many George Costanzas in the world.
don't try this at home 😂
“I’ve got hand!”
“And you’re *gonna need it.”*
Yep. His hand was slapped away! 😳 😂😂😂
🤣
he does have njce hands tho
@@briandavis9952he's also master of his domain unlike that other hand guy
The actress who plays his girlfriend is terrific. Great expressions, great voice, great timing on her, "I'm breaking up with you" line.
Plus giving him the finger.
I wonder why she didn't testify in The Finale
She's great. Better for every time you watch it.
Believe it or not, George isn't at home, Please leave a message at the beep!
I’ve sung that song for years lmaooo
😂😂
Where could he be??
@@gmancolo Believe it or not, he's not hooooooooooooooooooome.
And your gonna need it.
LOL
That hand innuendo was GOLD!! Still makes me laugh after all these years!
A former roommate of mine and I would always use this reference in conversation whenever talking about people we were attracted to, or dating, came up. You either have hand, or you don't!
Ah yeah. Because he has to do the crossword puzzle on his own. Duh.
“Li-Li-Lied-No-I-I-Did-How-Did-Wha-Wha-What Did I Do?”
"I've got hand!" "And you're gonna need it!"
"And you want to be my latex salesman...."
Best closing lines in the series, or any comedy series? And of course they both had to come at George Costanza's expense.
"They're real, and they're spectacular" has to be up there.
"didnt meant to hurt you, kiddo"
When you say you've got hand...you played right into that reply 😂😂
@3:35 "At least give me a pocket"!!! The older gentleman sitting between Elaine and Noelle on Jerry's couch is a riot! His facial expressions when Noelle figures out Elaine was behind "The Laugh" at her recent recital are hilarious! And then @4:25 Noelle uses her middle finger to firmly let George know that she is breaking up with him and that he will Now Need Hand! 🤣 🖐
Hmmmm...I actually find him rather annoying. The kangaroo joke isn't funny, and the guy isn't either. I usually like these side characters in Seinfeld, but not in this case.
@@assistanttothetravelingsec8301 No worries! We can't all like the same things...that would be too boring! Cheers 👋
@@TheStuportI find comments that begin with "Hmmmm..." very annoying. Hmmmm lets see...it is also very snarky and condescending.
@@cgeorge6786🤣 Spot On cgeorge! I enjoyed reading your comment! Made My Day! Keep Strutting!👋
The kangaroo joke is brilliant not because the joke itself is amazing but because of its placement. Its never something that would work if it was center stage but its the perfect off to the side joke that someone is just telling the background. It feels like the kind of in the moment thing that makes you laugh with friends. The joke doesn't really have a punch line its just taking an idea running with it. Something you would do on fly while BSing with friends. Which is perfect here because it doesn't distract from the real joke with the hand. But it warms you up to it.
“All the time?”
“Ya know…”
The kangaroo joke was abs hilarious 😂😂😂😂
Pouch envy! Old man killed with that gag! 😂😂😂
I've got things to carry around too!
I love Elaine's laugh. I crack up every time.
George's crazy panicking at 4:16 was always hilarious! I could make it my ringtone.
4:32 That whole episode was made just for that one line
That's right! 😂😂😂
George cracks me up 😂
Haha and so does BIDEN! HE’S THE FUNNIEST OF THEM ALL! I’m in hysterics when that fool speaks, MAGA!!!!
Did she just give George the finger ? 😂 4:26
One of the best last lines in TV history.
All of these Seinfeld uploads just give me so much hand.
George's stammering at 4:15 is absolutely brilliant. Jason Alexander nailed his role.
I wonder if he's an actor... 🤔🙄😒
If George uses that hand he won't be master of his domain
George is the BEST character ever made.
I loved George too tho and I know they were two different characters but I still can’t get his character in pretty woman slapping Julia roberts around. So glad Geres character fired him.
.....no absolutely not. Go read Tolstoy for the best characters ever created
Inb4 obligatory Elaine War and Peace reference
@@greatcoldemptiness thought you were going to say the best characters were the ones you might have created for any passwords. Just kidding. I’m just being a silly goose
He's a dirtbag lol
George is literally just Larry David.
So funny seeing Jerry talk to Noelle in the background like an extra!
Love how Elizabeth uses her middle finger while saying "I am breaking up with you"...
"It's not you, it's me!"
Pouch envy. Haha. That was such a great anekdote. 😂
Love the old man talking to Elaine,funny and cute.
“How I’m very good at going in reverse in my car…” 📝
But I am. Its actually a skill. 😂😂😂
same here
His list of things to talk about 😂😂
I love how Kramer is always doing something weird in the background.
One of my fav episodes from season 3.
How did Georgie boy score with any of this women is beyond me. They’re wayyyyy outta his league!
Because he's got hand. He said it himself.
The idea of a league only exists in the mind of the man who believes in limits. The only real league is who do vs those who make excuses.
no idea how he scored. Just the opposite a girl way below my league can come at me with all the hand she can have, not happening.
Women settle
The concept of hand in the relationship is genius
George had the hand before he had the hands
3:47 Noelle’s death stare. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Elaine’s laugh! 😌 Brings back sweet memories of our chickens laying eggs. 😅
Georgia listening to Kramer bad idea but funny 😂😂😂
George is hilarious 😂😂
Prisons , Man made prisons, your doing TIME! 😂
Remember the waitress pointing at the menu gave George the middle finger the same way. I love how certain themes are consistent in the show.
This is great television. Classic George. It all blows up. He flew too close to the sun. Such a shame he ALMOST made it.
"Careful...Icarus." - Geoff Peterson
"Didn't you enjoy doing the crossword PUZZLE?" That gets me every time.
A man without hand is no man 😂
For a while, George did have the upper hand, in the post breakup relationship.
Kramer: “I like the jumble” 😂😂😂😂
Postum really was an underrated drink…😂😂😂
4:30 guy in background has something in his nose
Don't we all?
4:16 Panic ! Houston we have a problem ... 😅😅😅
I like the jumble!
Amazing show. It was coming in evening 6 pm. So i come home early watching for this beautifull comedy show ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Live and learn 😂😂
I feel like “playing the piano” is a euphemism for something else
The most I have ever respected George. That was incredible delivery, the whole entire time👏👏👏👏👏
"You don't want to be a polar bear no more, the water is too cold?"
ALL THE TIME?! George, this is how these plays go south. You're like Icarus. Hubris!! Greed!! He's such a committed little schemer, but he goes too far.
Youre Gonna Need It! 😂
So funny.
A man without hand is not a man. Once you lose your hand, break up right away.
This is much better than the 16:9 ratio you get on Netflix
Classic episode. Lmao
When George is Angry he is happy.
Moral of the episode: Never elicit advice from Cosmo Kramer
George never learns his lessons......
And u gonna need it 😂😂😂😂
Of course George has hand. Hes a hand model
I have things to carry, too!
Hey! I’m really good at going in reverse in my car too!
live and learn lol
I invented it’s not you, it’s me.
I’m sure the old guy chatting to Elaine is the voice of Krusty’s father in The Simpsons.
3:18 This is how women feel about not having pockets in our pants. 😆
You have wombs. Can't you carry stuff in that?
At least give me a pocket
the kangaroo bit was from one of larry's old standup routines.
I found only Reddit saying that. Not buying it.
Pre amptive rejection
George has serious interpersonal relationship issues, crazy psychotic parents will do that to you.
the "i've got hand" line was so obvious...
Funny at 04:29 the upstate friend has something in the nose..
Did she not want to break up because she seemed so apathetic to him after the concert and wanted to have lunch instead of dinner, and now all of a sudden she's desperate to remain in a relationship. Even claiming everything is "fine" with them.
At the very end....did she just give me the finger...
I always thought she was pretty.
Hahaha yeah Awoooooga!
and your gonna need it
Mr.Lundy
Best Moment in this Serie for me it was when Jerry and George were comparing Craziness of their Parents.
The kangaroo joke was funnier than anything Jerry did in the monlogues.
way to racy to be his material lol.
Wow... what an edgeIord you are.
George would never be able to date any of these women in real life.
makes no sense why she would want him so bad but then break up with him for no reason
She heard Elaine's laughter and remembered in 3:55 that it was the same laughter that ruined her piano recital. George knew it was Elaine but kept it a secret from his girlfriend.
This is awful. Tragic. Why is it this show has so many sad horrible endings? I'm sick of this unhappy unhealthy show. It isn't funny. It's just depressing.
Lol
yeah!! listen to Kramer.....the guy with no job, no money and yet has an apartment in all places in Manhattan ... all the characters on this show work ... even when George is not working he stays with those 2 nut jobs, his parents.....the character KRAMER is so BS ....
Are you an imbeciIe? Kramer's plan worked and even improved George's relationship... it was Elaine's laughter that ruined their relationship *two times.* ImbeciIe.
I’m about to buy her a ring homie I’m still approaching this with trust and love but it can turn on a dime