Young Jeremy Steals A Car || Old Top Gear

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  • @MaskofFayt
    @MaskofFayt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1019

    I love how accurate that anti-theft thing was compared to today where your automated gps constantly disconnects or thinks you're in a different country because it got confused by your 4G connection briefly dipping

    • @lbsiuk
      @lbsiuk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      it was almost definitely staged lol

    • @rajgill7576
      @rajgill7576 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Older cellular tech used more power, with towers fewer and farther between the signal would drop less often, but just be slow overall. You could literally power led light "stickers" that flashed when it rang with old Nokia phones.
      The point of 4g is more frequent but smaller antennas, so a much weaker but ultimately faster signal with multiple points of connection. It can drop when you lose signal, as the signals are much weaker

    • @patxusko4898
      @patxusko4898 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@rajgill7576 yup, this is how it works nowdays

    • @Ms123kill
      @Ms123kill 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      GPS can work on it's own without interenet, just not as quick and fast but still. How come people don't know that.

    • @uuborg9216
      @uuborg9216 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Neville Thompson 5g range is very short, wouldn't work in most places yet

  • @whoarewe7515
    @whoarewe7515 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1942

    And many years later Jeremy had the BMW alarm fitted to his ford gt40

    • @UberPanzerhund
      @UberPanzerhund 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Your car's been stolen!

    • @DiRF
      @DiRF 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      Jeremy didn't want the alarm fitted, but, due to the value of the vehicle, the insurer required Ford to install the immobilizer before he could take delivery of it. It was a finger-pointing game between the insurer, Ford, and the third-party that Ford had contracted to install the immobilizer. Just a total fuster-cluck.

    • @stonerman15
      @stonerman15 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Wtf lol.

    • @munroe5437
      @munroe5437 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      And he LOVED that alarm didn’t he, the car always started first time too

    • @C.Fecteau-AU-MJ13
      @C.Fecteau-AU-MJ13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I know this is pedantic… But it wasn’t a GT40, it was a GT… if it was a GT40, he’d have got even less time behind the wheel than he did considering nobody over six foot two can drive it with the door shut.

  • @TheKnobCalledTone.
    @TheKnobCalledTone. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +551

    I love how Jezza is dressed like a car thief in the Mitsubishi review... he should've dressed like that in the first segment lol

    • @DarkShroom
      @DarkShroom 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      he's on a ski slope... it's skiing atire lol

  • @TJSaw
    @TJSaw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +385

    These old Clarkson clips are a gold mine.

    • @GodKing804
      @GodKing804 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      99% of clarkson clips are gold mine

    • @Bow-to-the-absurd
      @Bow-to-the-absurd 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@GodKing804 absolutely

  • @paulharries9558
    @paulharries9558 2 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    Modern day Clarkson would put a bomb in the boot if someone tried to steal a car. With no warning!

    • @captainpoptarts
      @captainpoptarts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      How do we know he hasn't?

    • @thesmithersy
      @thesmithersy ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Well some member of the public in another old Top Gear video, suggested that to deter car thieves, they should have a giant spike come up from under the driver's seat if an unauthorised driver is caught in it.

    • @GodzillasaurusJr
      @GodzillasaurusJr หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@thesmithersy Now imagine some hacker figures out how to trigger it with the authorised driver there.

    • @anderoo9260
      @anderoo9260 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@GodzillasaurusJr That would be so easy. I work in IT sec, most stuff runs either OS with backdoors known in the industry, insecure OS., outdated OS or an entirely obsolete one.

    • @GodzillasaurusJr
      @GodzillasaurusJr 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@anderoo9260 Yes. It's already happened and been demonstrated to work, but nobody's been dumb enough to hook a spike trap under the driver to it. As far as I know, anyway...

  • @KillaThrilla
    @KillaThrilla 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1090

    Seeing Jeremy as a young guy is weird, i swear he was born 50yrs old

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Yeah, every time I see young Jeremy Clarkson, I briefly think he's a completely different person

    • @Cayres9
      @Cayres9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      He actually sounds like someone from the 1950s too with the fake Posh accent lol

    • @uuborg9216
      @uuborg9216 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@Cayres9 ain't that just how he talks? think he just sounds a bit more civil here

    • @Cayres9
      @Cayres9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@uuborg9216 Well in Top gear he is very shouty and loud compared to back in the early 90s , I think he does it deliberately to be center of Attention lol

    • @charlesc.9012
      @charlesc.9012 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Cayres9 It is the modern received accent, different from actual posh English.

  • @hypergolic8468
    @hypergolic8468 2 ปีที่แล้ว +559

    It's videos like this that take you back, the days when the Police would react to a stolen car.

    • @rajgill7576
      @rajgill7576 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      I had my window busted on Halloween. Caught the thief on 3 different cameras, and got his license plate as he hung out in my driveway for 10 min before leaving.
      Police won't do anything. I did their entire job for them and they can't so much as run his plates so I can press charges, or patrol the neighborhood occasionally.

    • @Thros1
      @Thros1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rajgill7576 can't count on the police when you need them and you wonder why people don't trust them ;p

    • @crudboy12
      @crudboy12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @MulaRose Yeah they do the same here. You can tell when its quota time because every second car you pass at night is a cop.

    • @bensparky
      @bensparky 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The police didn’t care back then either

    • @andrewtrainor3804
      @andrewtrainor3804 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@rajgill7576 Yes but they will catch you speeding so it's ok.

  • @cologne2792
    @cologne2792 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    " It has a reasonable turn of speed and it handles with great adroitness for such a leviathan " - wonderful stuff.

    • @Sub-Kuch13.13
      @Sub-Kuch13.13 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      In 2022,
      I have a 25 year old,
      100 series with 200k as the 3rd owner for 7 years, the past owners went on to buy newer Cruisers.
      Uber luxury, super smooth 4.2tdi & still a dream to drive, unlike the other 2 off roaders.
      Which I tested & drove.
      Yes, in-between I've tried to do better, but it all failed. The 6.0 Flying Spur, the 3.0 tdi Phaeton, Merc GLK 2.0 TDI, equal luxury to the old bus, but electric modern headaches & super expensive parts in the end.
      Friends have the 2020 Range Rovers new ones, every 6 months, they spend more time in the repair garages thus making them, OFF THE ROAD.
      Only the Kia Sorento 2.2 td was near to the old bus, excellent 38mpg, but failed in comfy seats.
      My grand total in up keep in 7 years, including services & ABS pump only after 25 years, has been
      £4500 in 60k.
      Also Bio fuel at £1 compare to £1.70
      A Dam bargain.
      LONG LIVE the
      KING. Cruisers.

    • @brainwashalpha5495
      @brainwashalpha5495 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      clarkson’s choice of vocabulary here surprised me as well

    • @antoinesilva1527
      @antoinesilva1527 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@brainwashalpha5495 He was a writer before doing these shows, and some have recalled him agonizing for hours over a single word. It sure sounds like Captain OCD, but that’s JC.

  • @jamesbowden4871
    @jamesbowden4871 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +64

    I can't get over how posh Jezza used to sound. I presume that the BBC used to force its presenters to talk in RP on air, because this sounds so unnatural from him.

    • @2003AudiS3
      @2003AudiS3 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      He really does sound weird. Its completely normal but not him

    • @AlejjSi
      @AlejjSi 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Well, it was also about 10 milion cigarettes before today 😁

    • @auguststar
      @auguststar 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      He’s hardly talking rp, not every posh accent is rp you know

  • @bulbman256
    @bulbman256 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1617

    Mitsubishi was ahead of it's time naming their car *SIGMA*

    • @Draliseth
      @Draliseth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      😐

    • @sanderrehepapp5219
      @sanderrehepapp5219 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Used to have one, absolutely loved it, but had to get a more economical car, and sold it to a friend/acquaintance in 2013, a few months ago I found out he scrapped it, didn't even ask if I wanted to buy it back or anything(sold it to some guy for 400€, because there where lights ON on the dashboard and no power steering), been thinking of buying one now ,but it's a 5k car for a good one and there's even a dude asking 8k atm, And even nostalgia taken into account,it's not worth that

    • @natelecarde962
      @natelecarde962 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      “Are you ready for round 2?”

    • @cheapautomobilityproductio745
      @cheapautomobilityproductio745 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Ferrari in 1969 made a car too named Sigma

    • @RyanStonedonCanadianGaming
      @RyanStonedonCanadianGaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Sigma Fact: Sigma was adopted in the Old Italic alphabets beginning in the 8th century BC.
      *But that's no fun is it.*

  • @Sweaty__Sheep
    @Sweaty__Sheep 3 ปีที่แล้ว +409

    How awful was that office?
    No windows, no lumbar support in the chair, artificial lighting, terrible equipment set up and no fresh air. It's amazing how nobody saw all the terrible consequences coming.

    • @Kronos0999
      @Kronos0999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      boomers also made more money

    • @Sweaty__Sheep
      @Sweaty__Sheep 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@Kronos0999 money is not worth your health

    • @Kronos0999
      @Kronos0999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@Sweaty__Sheep Heh, and look what they did to the planet, the political system. It's a joke and we're the end of it.

    • @Sweaty__Sheep
      @Sweaty__Sheep 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@Kronos0999 haha. Hate them all you want, they built the world that gives you clean water, an education system, modern medicine... Etc.
      As for the planet, if you've used a disposable mask or plastic gloves the last 2 years, you're part of the problem.
      Politics has been corrupt ever since its inception, long before boomers 😂 they're filthy, appalling animals. People like Nancy Pelosi make my blood boil. Especially when she scaremongers for climate change then buys a house on the sea, like Obama.

    • @Kronos0999
      @Kronos0999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Sweaty__Sheep "Clean water?" No, *we* did that.
      Education system? Lololololol
      "Modern medicine?" No, their medicine involved giving kids brandy in cough syrups. Again, we changed that, boomer. :)

  • @safetyfirst5917
    @safetyfirst5917 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    "Abandon the vehicle after parking it safely" is just an excuse to immediately stack it into as many cars as possible

  • @CapnSlipp
    @CapnSlipp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    When Jeremy steal a car, he doesn’t slim jim the locks or break a window or hotwire the ignition- the car just obeys and lets him in and starts up.

  • @LongLiveRockAnRoll
    @LongLiveRockAnRoll 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    5:15 "Are you wearing that for a bet?"
    "Yeah..."

    • @kyletrummel69
      @kyletrummel69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He then goes on to say the upholstery has "questionable taste." Look at yourself in the mirror, man!! 🤣

  • @98-SR5
    @98-SR5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    I love how occasionally in small segments, the real Jeremy shines through the ridiculous "accents" the BBC used to make presenters put on.

  • @the_pigs_have_rebelled
    @the_pigs_have_rebelled 3 ปีที่แล้ว +492

    Back when he sounded like he was putting on a posh accent.

    • @thomaswarren13
      @thomaswarren13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      BBC accent. They tried for a long time to avoid regional accents

    • @ps2bndled
      @ps2bndled 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@thomaswarren13 I'm assuming it was to make themselves more understandable to people in different regions.

    • @thomaswarren13
      @thomaswarren13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@ps2bndled Not sure to be honest. I don't think anybody has ever understood the way the BBC works

    • @theliverpoolkop6331
      @theliverpoolkop6331 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      'putting on'? He is posh, public school snob

    • @the_pigs_have_rebelled
      @the_pigs_have_rebelled 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@theliverpoolkop6331 From Yorkshire

  • @typhoon-7
    @typhoon-7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    That 80 series Land Cruiser is an absolute gem of a car. I'd kill for one in decent condition nowadays. Oh if we only knew back then.

    • @AV-ch6mu
      @AV-ch6mu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The amounts of cars I owned and then later sold/traded..and the regretted man, what your saying here is very relatable🥲

    • @mofayer
      @mofayer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      And instead Jeremy praised the Land Rover, a card that turned out to be a complete turd.

    • @Sub-Kuch13.13
      @Sub-Kuch13.13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      In 2022,
      I have a 25 year old,
      100 series with 200k as the 3rd owner for 7 years, the past owners went on to buy newer Cruisers.
      Uber luxury, super smooth 4.2tdi & still a dream to drive, unlike the other 2 off roaders.
      Which I tested & drove.
      Yes, in-between I've tried to do better, but it all failed. The 6.0 Flying Spur, the 3.0 tdi Phaeton, Merc GLK 2.0 TDI, equal luxury to the old bus, but electric modern headaches & super expensive parts in the end.
      Friends have the 2020 Range Rovers new ones, every 6 months, they spend more time in the repair garages thus making them, OFF THE ROAD.
      Only the Kia Sorento 2.2 td was near to the old bus, excellent 38mpg, but failed in comfy seats.
      My grand total in up keep in 7 years, including services & ABS pump only after 25 years, has been
      £4500 in 60k.
      Also Bio fuel at £1 compare to £1.70
      A Dam bargain.
      LONG LIVE the
      KING. Cruisers.

    • @tomhalf3018
      @tomhalf3018 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just had my 80's series floorpan rust repaired and whole interior sound deanded and reupholstered, trust me if you want a offroad vehicle get a hilux and thrash that and keep the landy garaged.
      I regret using my landy off road, its just my towwing rig now whenever i take the 22ft boat out or the caravan for camping and touring.

    • @Sub-Kuch13.13
      @Sub-Kuch13.13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@tomhalf3018
      Definitely Toyota always.
      Never seen or heard of a LR or RR that has been headache free,
      Just money pits.

  • @brookie1141
    @brookie1141 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    5:15 Clarkson Drip

  • @saajanjogia
    @saajanjogia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    When automotive journalism was a real profession 😅

  • @arthuralves7522
    @arthuralves7522 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    That fuel cutting system that you can activate using a telephone is absolutely Genius!

    • @timoarrg
      @timoarrg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I mean it ain't any safer than a regular alarm system that will do that automatically, the cables are still there and there is a way to bypass it, if you can with normal alarms you can with the manual one. The only way I can see this being beneficial is if the ECU had it from the factory so that it couldn't by bypassed, thats how cars are done nowadays if they have a factory alarm, you just can't call them

    • @andymoore9977
      @andymoore9977 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Fuel cut off at 100 mph on a motorway?

  • @lifeinsidekyoto6553
    @lifeinsidekyoto6553 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I love how Jeremy used to say pounds in his best Received Pronunciation. It was like this until the 2002 top gear revamp 😂

  • @MykoMethod
    @MykoMethod หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    What fascinates me about rewatching top gear is that the experience changes so much depending on when you watch it. For example a review of the latest ford focus is interesting when its brand new, not interesting at all for the next few years, but then it becomes interesting again once the car reaches a certain age. It starts off as a showcase of modern technology, then for a certain period its just not interesting at all because all cars have it, then it becomes a showcase of old 'retro' technology instead. At some point I went through a fairly long period where I would have skipped that Mitsubishi segment, but retrospective makes it more interesting than ever.

  • @Draliseth
    @Draliseth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Oh no! It's the rozzers.

  • @Tristinthereviewguy2003
    @Tristinthereviewguy2003 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I'm not even British but there's something nostalgic about 1980's /90's British cars

  • @fishsticks6668
    @fishsticks6668 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "registration G 420" already creating memes back then

  • @GentilsGarage
    @GentilsGarage 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I had one E28 exactly like that, colour, spec, everything!

    • @rotarded1983
      @rotarded1983 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fantastic cars. Ive nearly had a few the only issue was rust so I got a MB 190E. I still pine over the E28s and I get excited every time I see them so hopefully I can get a clean one someday soon

  • @arminass1681
    @arminass1681 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    that mitsubooshi is quirky, a proper Doug Demuro car

    • @kyletrummel69
      @kyletrummel69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      "Tayooter"
      "Bee-em Dubbaya"
      "JagWAHR"

    • @arminass1681
      @arminass1681 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kyletrummel69 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @karamellkungend2444
      @karamellkungend2444 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      THIIISSSS is a Mitsubishi

    • @lol-de4lo
      @lol-de4lo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@kyletrummel69 "HUNdy"

    • @ps2bndled
      @ps2bndled 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@lol-de4lo NEE-SAHN

  • @911Locksmiths
    @911Locksmiths 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    If only JC knew that G wagon would still be worth £25k 30 yrs later.

    • @Sub-Kuch13.13
      @Sub-Kuch13.13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Drives like a tractor.
      Until you drive the Landcruiser.
      In 2022,
      I have a 25 year old,
      100 series with 200k as the 3rd owner for 7 years, the past owners went on to buy newer Cruisers.
      Uber luxury, super smooth 4.2tdi & still a dream to drive, unlike the other 2 off roaders.
      Which I tested & drove.
      Yes, in-between I've tried to do better, but it all failed. The 6.0 Flying Spur, the 3.0 tdi Phaeton, Merc GLK 2.0 TDI, equal luxury to the old bus, but electric modern headaches & super expensive parts in the end.
      Friends have the 2020 Range Rovers new ones, every 6 months, they spend more time in the repair garages thus making them, OFF THE ROAD.
      Only the Kia Sorento 2.2 td was near to the old bus, excellent 38mpg, but failed in comfy seats.
      My grand total in up keep in 7 years, including services & ABS pump only after 25 years, has been
      £4500 in 60k.
      Also Bio fuel at £1 compare to £1.70
      A Dam bargain.
      LONG LIVE the
      KING. Cruisers.

  • @daic7274
    @daic7274 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Haha, DataTrak..still see some of that equipment these days 2021.

  • @ThatOneBlackGuy
    @ThatOneBlackGuy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    why is it so nice to see young Clarkson out trying to be a good lil boi

  • @psychedelicelvis-777
    @psychedelicelvis-777 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    7:18 "..my youthful exuberance.." < Do you still have that Jeremy ?

  • @davideyres955
    @davideyres955 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    You can tell how long it was ago by the 5 and 1/4 inch floppy disk drive in the Compaq PC.

  • @harveybrooks2597
    @harveybrooks2597 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    All these innovations over the decades and car manufacturers decide to throw us back into the 90's with keyless entry.

  • @marcbeebee6969
    @marcbeebee6969 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    2:30 wow now that is a Antic control room. That woman is probably 50 by now lol

    • @captainpoptarts
      @captainpoptarts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I mean, Clarkson is like 60.

    • @jacobfleming565
      @jacobfleming565 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      They are totally atleast 50 now. Wonder how their doing

  • @justforever96
    @justforever96 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Wow, those are some impressive winter tires on that Sigma. They look more like rally snow tires than normal winters. Even Hakkas are not that aggressive. Of course maybe they just fitted those for the film to make it seem better than it i.

  • @stuff31
    @stuff31 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    It's so weird hearing him so calm unenthusiastic. I guess it took him a while for him to get his distinct vocal exaggerations.

  • @Hadroncollider_
    @Hadroncollider_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    an incredibly complicated looking hifi-system is all I want now.

  • @thecbc7658
    @thecbc7658 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Just install a hidden kill switch

    • @Tracert-mc1hu
      @Tracert-mc1hu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Just buy a car not worth stealing.

    • @thecbc7658
      @thecbc7658 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Tracert-mc1hu All cars are worth stealing if they are in a good enough condition. The only ones that aren't are not worth driving or owning...

    • @Tracert-mc1hu
      @Tracert-mc1hu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thecbc7658 Eh, maybe. I highly doubt someone would risk a felony for a $2500 beater.

    • @thecbc7658
      @thecbc7658 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@Tracert-mc1hu You'd be suprised...

    • @SirNyanPanda
      @SirNyanPanda 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Tracert-mc1hu If anything, a beater is more likely to be stolen. A car being bad makes thief feel like there will be no consequences from stealing it or just driving around

  • @TrassseB
    @TrassseB 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Crazy how my smart phone now has much more powerful semiconductors than all those cars put together 😅

  • @TroyS-x6x
    @TroyS-x6x 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Notice how everyone spoke with a relaxed tone back then

  • @haralamc
    @haralamc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    This must have been during his amphetamine days,
    Hes focused to the point no messing and is not stopping talking to even breath.

  • @BlueSky-ec7wn
    @BlueSky-ec7wn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That black 5 series reg plate MRG 1X is now registered (SORN) to a 2003 Silver Mercedes-Benz E55 AMG.
    Ironically, Jezza did always love his fast merc's

  • @tastytechaddictsmtb
    @tastytechaddictsmtb 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    lol imagine this in modern times ‘hi thanks for reporting your car stolen, here’s your crime ref number’

  • @edwardfletcher7790
    @edwardfletcher7790 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This is so old the computer is running DOS !!! 😲
    I think it's 1991

    • @RWL2012
      @RWL2012 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      yes or 1990

    • @TwiceToldCinema
      @TwiceToldCinema 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@RWL2012 1991, that was first model year of that iteration of the Mitsubishi Sigma.

    • @reesespuffs1943
      @reesespuffs1943 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      1990
      Says at 2:36 at top right of computer screen.

    • @edwardfletcher7790
      @edwardfletcher7790 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @reesespuffs1943 Well spotted 👍

    • @reesespuffs1943
      @reesespuffs1943 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@edwardfletcher7790 Thx!

  • @Mike1997nfs
    @Mike1997nfs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    4:40 we were so close to greatness already

  • @DC7xxxxxx
    @DC7xxxxxx 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    I can't believe this is only 3 years ago

  • @1000kingconker
    @1000kingconker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    love the sub titles "This cars ps2 resistance, what sets it aside-"

  • @abdelmoneim3796
    @abdelmoneim3796 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Jeremy's voice has changed completely

    • @besovereign2032
      @besovereign2032 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

      so have the general public

  • @end8316
    @end8316 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Uk has changed so much. The quality, the cars, moustache, using a telephone box, the terrible office. Wow

    • @Cayres9
      @Cayres9 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah no Brits in the UK in 2022 all Migrants ha ha

  • @onvamdimon2224
    @onvamdimon2224 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    That Toyota didn’t have any problem with G-wagon nor with pesky unreliable R Rover and outlive both of them for sure 😂

  • @JETJOOBOY
    @JETJOOBOY 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Those gadgets sadly don't stop a car thief taking a toilet in the vehicle then setting fire to it!

  • @walterwhite3395
    @walterwhite3395 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Young Jeremy looks like a far away relative of Netflix Sherlock holmes

  • @thepassenger3332
    @thepassenger3332 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wow I'm impressed, Mitsubishi was such a pioneer back then

  • @Exzell0Racing
    @Exzell0Racing หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    0:37 the toon mentioned 🗣️

    • @LoogiBalloogi
      @LoogiBalloogi 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      BLACK AND WHITE ARMY

  • @GiddyRob
    @GiddyRob 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That tech looks crazy! Futuristic as hell!

  • @netweed09
    @netweed09 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Damn, all the old tech was actually pretty scary. Amazing it took Us this long and so many slight iterations to get to the point in consumer tech where We are now.

  • @ZacharyCusanelli
    @ZacharyCusanelli 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    His voice tho.
    How old is he here or what year is it?

    • @jeremybelcher1727
      @jeremybelcher1727 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      This was 1990, so he was around 30 then.

  • @Sub-Kuch13.13
    @Sub-Kuch13.13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    In 2022,
    I have a 25 year old,
    100 series with 200k as the 3rd owner for 7 years, the past owners went on to buy newer Cruisers.
    Uber luxury, super smooth 4.2tdi & still a dream to drive, unlike the other 2 off roaders.
    Which I tested & drove.
    Yes, in-between I've tried to do better, but it all failed. The 6.0 Flying Spur, the 3.0 tdi Phaeton, Merc GLK 2.0 TDI, equal luxury to the old bus, but electric modern headaches & super expensive parts in the end.
    Friends have the 2020 Range Rovers new ones, every 6 months, they spend more time in the repair garages thus making them, OFF THE ROAD.
    Only the Kia Sorento 2.2 td was near to the old bus, excellent 38mpg, but failed in comfy seats.
    My grand total in up keep in 7 years, including services & ABS pump only after 25 years, has been
    £4500 in 60k.
    Also Bio fuel at £1 compare to £1.70
    A Dam bargain.
    LONG LIVE the
    KING. Cruisers.

  • @theoriginalshew
    @theoriginalshew หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Jeremy in a suit and tie is cursed

  • @Bow-to-the-absurd
    @Bow-to-the-absurd 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    My nostaglia is off the charts.
    Wonderful stuff.

  • @PlittHD
    @PlittHD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    2:51 420 blaze it
    amiriteguys

    • @Alexander_l322
      @Alexander_l322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ha ha. Say no to drugs kids.

    • @PlittHD
      @PlittHD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Alexander_l322 Stay in Drugs. Say no to school. And Do your vegetables

  • @harrynelson9203
    @harrynelson9203 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I want his jacket, what brand is it? 5:17

  • @a1white
    @a1white หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    3:00 The world before we all had access to GPS 😮

  • @stephanopapadimitriou4789
    @stephanopapadimitriou4789 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Those fluro jackets of the 80's 👌

  • @gavindawson3108
    @gavindawson3108 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    2:51 if you know, you know

  • @logan4x6
    @logan4x6 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    How is this technology BMW used for theft *NOT* still a thing?!?!…

  • @LawWonderTV9
    @LawWonderTV9 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The technology that stops the car thieves kinda reminds me of the Bait Car operations.

  • @xblade_assassin
    @xblade_assassin 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    It feels jarring seeing Clarkson this young after watching Clarkson's Farm lol.

  • @tomleigh7478
    @tomleigh7478 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Arguably more 'Partridge' than Madeley. With a very slight twist of Michael Parkinson.
    It's bloody ace whatever it is 💙

  • @robertsteel3563
    @robertsteel3563 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:45 Can anyone tell me what the product is? I need it for my crappy base model 2013 Toyota Corolla!

  • @Kugel--
    @Kugel-- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Actual consumer advice? On top gear? Rubbish!

  • @Throku
    @Throku 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

    "A bit of a come down" he said as he stepped out of the Lada with BMW badge on it and stepped into the Arial...

  • @joshdowler9195
    @joshdowler9195 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Channelling Alan Partridge with this one, love it.

  • @richardsamuelgustavo
    @richardsamuelgustavo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Before immobilizers

  • @thebrummierailenthusiasts5329
    @thebrummierailenthusiasts5329 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Look how young Jeremy clarkson looked back then

  • @C.Fecteau-AU-MJ13
    @C.Fecteau-AU-MJ13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “Now let’s just just pretend, just for a moment, that I’m a green eyed monster from the sewers…” okay that should be easy enough “a car thieving moron.”
    Well two out of three I could wrap my head around.

  • @LedCROwbar2
    @LedCROwbar2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    That police Scorpio sounds awesome. What engine is that?

    • @Slim_Tim
      @Slim_Tim 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thought the same, most probably a 2.9 v6 EFI. The old cologne/essex v6's really have a characteristic sound to them.

    • @derekmcmahon5950
      @derekmcmahon5950 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Prob a 2.9 V6 auto, police had some very good cars then

  • @irinadavid800
    @irinadavid800 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Fantastic that the reg is still on an old Mercedes. Sad that it’s not that gorgeous BMW

    • @pokeboi5438
      @pokeboi5438 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And H1 MMC off the Sigma is on a 2013 ML

  • @JoeBob79569
    @JoeBob79569 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    _"A large boxing glove comes out of the steering wheel and punches you in the face."_ Na man, that's just the airbag.. 😂
    That would be a hell of an anti-theft device though, if you could activate the airbag from your phone!

  • @bradwhite5884
    @bradwhite5884 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "Tonight!!! I stole a car, James got he car stolen and Hammond got his car nicked!!!"

  • @beeftec5862
    @beeftec5862 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    No drop in tone at the end of sentences shows his development of the craft. Quite posh too, wasn't expecting that

  • @lewiswilson4174
    @lewiswilson4174 หลายเดือนก่อน

    He didn't know he would be sitting in one of the most iconic bmws and I'm not a fan of them but this one was something else

  • @StreetDrilla
    @StreetDrilla หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    2:38 yeah right this is what happens 😂😂

  • @litao2641
    @litao2641 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Nowadays in Canada, they steal cars at Walmart parking lot, in broad daylight, and the police won't do a thing (catch and release policy, they can't do anything anyway), and by the time you file a case with the police, your car has arrived another country and sold as second hand luxury

    • @lasdcb
      @lasdcb 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Who is stupid enough to live in Canada? 😁

  • @DBdilly123
    @DBdilly123 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I was just a kid when this was made but it seems like a better time in the UK.

  • @Cayres9
    @Cayres9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    LOL The 90s Shell Suits i had one as a kid mine was Pink ha h a

  • @R3D4CT3D
    @R3D4CT3D 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I wish the Magna's (Sigma) in Australia were made with all the mod cons you got in Japan and the EU 😭

  • @MrRedcelica
    @MrRedcelica 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    wow how far we've come, theres now a 4WD in every brand to choose from alarms in Australia at least arent even a thing anymore.

  • @georgeh5075
    @georgeh5075 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This is so 80s it's brilliant

  • @justforever96
    @justforever96 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ironic seeing him extolling these high tech remote anti-theft devices considering the issues he had later with his GT40's aftermarket system. I bet most of these didn't work any better.

  • @newtonsbuilds8831
    @newtonsbuilds8831 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Thermoplastic bumpers” yes tEcHNoLOgY

  • @yorkshire_tea6875
    @yorkshire_tea6875 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Just goes to show he does actually know about the technical details of cars

  • @robertvarley1505
    @robertvarley1505 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    More sophisticated than today

  • @loeb1
    @loeb1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Miss those sounds on computer

  • @X2yt
    @X2yt 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Man, its so funny how modern day post-TGT Jeremy looks like he could eat like 4 young Jeremy's at once.

  • @TCG2008
    @TCG2008 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Old gms are easy, with that big key thing in the ignition, you can turn that and take it.

  • @humannt3374
    @humannt3374 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    12:00
    “It looks the same tho” yea still the same

  • @SincerelyYoursLIVE
    @SincerelyYoursLIVE 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    He swapped the stolen bmw n stole a Mk3 cavalier!😂😂 Jeremy knows, cavaliers was always stolen😂

  • @kekxstar1053
    @kekxstar1053 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Wow the computer told the "independent women" to call the Police . It even spelt out the number 999.😂

  • @SMGJohn
    @SMGJohn 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Consider how much they tracked you in the 90s, imagine today! Where every car comes fitted with standard 2G and 3G communication.