Bert’s ego is so insufferable. We’ve all had friends where you realize after awhile they’re never listening to what anyone around them is saying, just waiting for their turn to talk again. And you stop being friends with those people because they are fucking annoying.
Bert stung him with that "you can write for us." line. Tony is the perfect guy to call out Bert and Tom for their lack of effort. This narrative has been going for awhile now but their performance at the roast and Tony calling them out has made it undeniable.
I agree. Tony had a knack for seeing through bullshit but not being subject to it. He seems like the guy you don't want to talk to if you hide behind an image. Especially if that image is cultivated by the industry.
@@robertherbst9487 they are all phonies. Tony is funny but it's not hard to see thru his 'feisty' persona. Good example tho is his choice of regulars... or him complaining about the mainstream for years convincing his fans they're the enemy but instantly joining them the moment they make an offer..
also Bert: I have a problem with reading the comments too much also also Bert: I never read comments also also also Bert: I need to stop reading the comments
How many more years is it gonna take for Bert to realise Tom isn't his real friend? Whenever Bert says something dumb (99% of the time he opens his mouth) Tom gives the guests this look like "yeah I'm aware how stupid he is and I'm milking the podcast for all its worth"
I find it funny people call him big gay tony because I used to have a neighbor that was this big gay black dude named tony and everyone called him big gay tony 😂
I hate that bert says he's "living in oblivion" as if he's oblivious to the fact everyone thinks he bombed. You're living in denial not "oblivion" guy.
@@punkmantion no , he did not mean he’s living in denial . What he said is correct. He is living in denial, but what he said is also correct Oblivion ; the state of being unaware or unconscious of what is happening.
"I've been really good this podcast"...Bert is a toddler, a literal man child. And Tom always looking like disappointed dad. Somebody needs to be the adult in the room.
@@ac8274you are clearly psychotic if you truly think amy is any better than bert..... Theyre both one trick ponies Bert: i am the machine Amy: my pussy is dirty and stinks
Tony laughing to the point of tears, knowing Trug Wok is Joe’s boy, and wanting to stifle it, but realizes he can’t, then eventually delivering the killing blow. Gotta love that guy
@@rustyshackleford7265oh I have. There are many who are humble as Hell. But it’s because they’re actually capable of self-reflection whereas Bert & Tom are not.
not a big Kill Tony fan or even a fan of Tony Hinchcliffe at all but he’s leaps and bounds in front of these two muppets. nice to see your sub count is still on the rise Mr PC 😏 nice to know more and more people are coming to realise how good your vids are bro! keep them coming pls!
Me and wife were watching the Jinx. There were 2 rich guys over complimenting each other and She just randomly said,” ugh the Ball Handling.” I can’t not hear that anytime I see 2 rich guys being so gentle with each other. 😂😂
I think this is symptomatic of a much larger breaking between Brogan style comics and the scrappier self made standups. This is the first blister appearing, and i think Tom can see it
“Right. It was a comedy up until you guys started. Then you guys changed the tone of it and make everyone appreciative of laughter.” That killed me! @8:59 🤣🤣
@@jimlahey3919Roast comedy and “head ass” jokes aren’t original. It’s extremely played out and he would have nowhere near his current exposure without meathead Rogan. There’s nothing creative about kill Tony.
You guys just talk too much shit I don't like Bert but tom got some good sets and specials you guys just love to hate. There's no middle ground now or you like or hate, this type of channel who only shit on them got its time counted as well and I'm a sub and watch some of this.
@@TJ-kx8cnso even in your own argument you think theyre shit, "some good sets" meaning most of them are shit...... Ive never seen someone so arrogantly and indirectly admit to being wrong while thinking theyre right and making a good point lmfao rofl
Love these videos ! Already watched the ep for the parts about the roast . These videos just make me feel like I have someone to discuss the pods with ( even tho we’re not ) haha cheers mate
I thought it was me because no one else seems to comment on this. Yes what the F is with him. It's not just his laugh, very few sounds that come out of his face seem genuine. It's all so plastic like a serial killer trying to lure you back to his apartment
I sat there watching this thinking "This is probably the best Tony has ever come off", like he's very much examined clips of himself and has done a mild revamp of his personality/essense
Tom just looks dead behind the eyes on the pod these days, I think he knows he can't find a way out of it because of the projects he's doing in the future with burt
Likewise with Bert a month or so back. I eat up this comic/podcast drama but honestly most people are just miserable losers and all the “drama” only exists because whiney people exist NOT because a bunch of comedically minded people exist that know what a good or bad set looks like. I went to Bert’s set with the hivemind’s comments in the back of my head, but I didn’t let it control my ability to enjoy the experience. Do anything with an open mind and you can find positives to draw from it. Bert actually made me laugh quite a few times and it was way longer than a special which I didn’t expect. The one thing that didn’t change from screen to reality was his fratty obsession with alcohol which was a little disappointing but no surprise
11:01 Has anyone noticed at this moment Toms hand gesture towards his nose and the direction he looks when and after ..Im pretty sure hes calling bullshit like a baseball sign 😂
How can us common pedestrians critise these comedic giants that Joe Rogan blessed. Who cares about what the poors think! Hope these lads get whats coming to them.
I've been watching your videos for 2 days in a row. Even through toilet breaks and whatever. You are noticed and still cannot disagree in One point. And i'm portuguese. Lol
They’re not even embarrassed at doing poorly. Just happy to be in Netflix pocket. What does that say about them? These two are their go to boys? My god that’s sad 😢
Its telling that I now see your critique posts then choose if I want to watch the full casts. Cheers @podcast cringe for saving my valuable time. Edit: I watched the Jimmy Carr and this episode and they were great.
you are right about the fish saying, it refers to management, and when business fails, if it fails its the management like the fish rots from the head down lol
you were saying" is the ONLY thing ive ever seen him say that was remotely charming and funny. dude has no skills to navigate a regular conversation let alone one with real comics on a podcast
I don’t want to interrupt but…
I don't want to interrupt.... but here goes!
I’m so over Bert.
@@notagiantseaslug5523Everyone is lmao.
Imma interrupt you right there
When Bert said, “I’m not good at roast jokes,” he could have stopped at “I’m not good” and saved us all some time.
When the roast of Tom Brady ended, the roast of Bert began
Well that explains why they went to Tom immediately afterwards
Tom Berty. They’re just an amalgamation.
@@kman9884 Tomb-erty
Put a shirt on before making fun of Bert…
It never stopped fam!
Bert’s ego is so insufferable. We’ve all had friends where you realize after awhile they’re never listening to what anyone around them is saying, just waiting for their turn to talk again. And you stop being friends with those people because they are fucking annoying.
Yeah they were meant for each other!
Well Tom laughs at Bert feeding his need for attentions and Tom gets validation he’s the smartest guy comparing himself to Bert.
No we haven't.... But I still don't like Bart
An example of this who people actually like is Big Jay. Once you notice you can't unsee it lol
I know this one guy who does the same thing Bert does and it is insufferable.
Bert stung him with that "you can write for us." line.
Tony is the perfect guy to call out Bert and Tom for their lack of effort. This narrative has been going for awhile now but their performance at the roast and Tony calling them out has made it undeniable.
I agree. Tony had a knack for seeing through bullshit but not being subject to it. He seems like the guy you don't want to talk to if you hide behind an image. Especially if that image is cultivated by the industry.
@robertherbst9487 tony is literally what u claim him to see through lol.
@@MeatLoaf666 so you think Tony is phony? Explain.
@@MeatLoaf666 also, name me some comics you enjoy. Enlighten me.
@@robertherbst9487 they are all phonies. Tony is funny but it's not hard to see thru his 'feisty' persona. Good example tho is his choice of regulars... or him complaining about the mainstream for years convincing his fans they're the enemy but instantly joining them the moment they make an offer..
Bert: I haven't had anyone tell me the set was bad.
Also Bert: I'm actively avoiding all comments on our set.
@squibbelsmcjohnsonBert got a really good review from a bottle of Jack daniels. He doesn’t need any more feedback than that
lol what’s funny is Tony is sitting across from him literally telling him it was bad and Bert still can’t pick up on it.
Honestly if he said that in a nonchalant manner, it'd be a killer joke 🤣
He means his yes men
also Bert: I have a problem with reading the comments too much
also also Bert: I never read comments
also also also Bert: I need to stop reading the comments
I love when comedians get together to dissect what it is that makes themselves so unique, brave and special. Love it.
as a poor I'm amazed.
You forgot to mention deep and profound
its not that deep@@JerseyJersey100
@@JerseyJersey100 I was being sarcastic.....I don't actually love it......
The satire in this thread is just too good.
“It was a comedy up until you guys started your act” ☠️☠️☠️
His laugh after that joke killed me. Salt in the wound 😂
How many more years is it gonna take for Bert to realise Tom isn't his real friend? Whenever Bert says something dumb (99% of the time he opens his mouth) Tom gives the guests this look like "yeah I'm aware how stupid he is and I'm milking the podcast for all its worth"
@@Gixsirk
If it weren't for this shtick that they are clearly laying it on for, they'd stop getting paid. It's now become their act
I didn't think anybody was picking up on that lol. I also don't think Bert is unaware. His joke was hilarious but I haven't laughed with him since
Bert never had real friends so...
Bert's just happy to be included
2 Bears 1 Grave
Yeah Crack Amico has sold his soul to Bert and Tom! Time to boycott Crack!!
@@resqfreedom9308think he may be trojan horsing.
Underrated comment 😂💀
2 bears 1 gay
"Phoned it in like an Israeli airstrike" 😂
I love Tony's roasting abilities. This is not a roast, this is him just openly mocking these two.
My favorite description of Tony is Tim Dillon once saying he looks like a feudal lord who's been disemboweling chambermaids for years
😂😂😂😂😂
I've literally never seen Tom Segura contribute anything to a conversation
That's because he's always calculating wether it's safe to say something or not
he's a psychopath. he watches to learn regular behavior.
lmao seriously
Because you only watch Segura on this channel.
Seriously! He is terrible at interviewing.
Big Gay Tony is the only reason i watched this episode of 2 bears 1 long commerical .
Oh cmon, you are probably just having the Bert experience and forgot how funny Bert is!
@@nickphaux *HE WAS?!*
I find it funny people call him big gay tony because I used to have a neighbor that was this big gay black dude named tony and everyone called him big gay tony 😂
@@SilencedLamb69😂😂😂😂 damn
@@SilencedLamb69hinchcliffe is the black big gay tony
I hate that bert says he's "living in oblivion" as if he's oblivious to the fact everyone thinks he bombed. You're living in denial not "oblivion" guy.
He spent more time at college than a doctor, he should know better
He meant denial, but like PodcastCringe said, he's becoming like Brandon Shob with the sayings, "living in oblivion" "the fish stinks at the head" 😂
@@punkmantion no , he did not mean he’s living in denial . What he said is correct. He is living in denial, but what he said is also correct
Oblivion ; the state of being unaware or unconscious of what is happening.
He's often obliviated, so it does make sense
"I've been really good this podcast"...Bert is a toddler, a literal man child. And Tom always looking like disappointed dad. Somebody needs to be the adult in the room.
but... by your own analogy... Tom would be the adult...
The roast after the roast
Bort saying to Tony, "you can write for us." was purposefully nasty. Everyone can see straight through Bort now and he HATES it.
Tony should have come back with " well you certainly need a legit writer. I'd be happy to bail you out"
@@ryanhumorare you relaxed?
@@matthewhill7311 No, my son is ALSO named 'Bort'
You give him too much credit. I don’t think he’s that intelligent.
Bort 😂😂😂
Tony has work ethic and he’s a roast master. Much respect for Tony and what he’s worked so hard to create.
People making fun of Bert is the greatest gift, this shit is like crack to me.
Crack Amico is like crack to me.
That "Muh sheen" meme always made me laugh.
The level of insecurity and awkwardness is fascinating
Bert: “I’m not good at roast jokes”
Everyone: “You’re not good at any jokes”
Bert. The male Amy Schumer
Amy at her peak was way funnier than Bert is or ever will be. She just ran out of jokes.
@@ac8274you are clearly psychotic if you truly think amy is any better than bert..... Theyre both one trick ponies
Bert: i am the machine
Amy: my pussy is dirty and stinks
What is wrong with him & Schaub? Grown men who can’t stop interrupting.
they are delusional and selfish. super nervous too. and they arent really listenin intently
All the uppers. You never wanna shut up when you’re brain is wired up
@@LsdGuy facts
@@LsdGuy OK makes sense
Its called being unfunny
The most unlikable guy ever:
"Look I'm a likeable guy I get it"
You can tell Tom knows he fucked up picking Bert up as a partner.....lol
But he’s too lazy to drop him and forge his own path
Tom can’t pick partners for shit
@@UnleashthePhury I see what you did there 🤣
Redbar comparing Tony's wardrobe to a wet suit wearing scuba diver in a fishtank and a gimp was comedy gold
u sunavabiiish
Redbar is cringe😊
@@seahawksFishingcope😊
“No need to work on this anymore. It’s just the most watched thing ever.” Followed by that laugh warmed my heart 🤣🤣💀 @ 8:43
Tony laughing to the point of tears, knowing Trug Wok is Joe’s boy, and wanting to stifle it, but realizes he can’t, then eventually delivering the killing blow. Gotta love that guy
Tony has always struck me as a more twink version of Chris Cornell.
Has anyone ever called him "horseface"? Because I'm calling it right now... that's all i see when he's laughing... those chompers
RIP 😢
Hahah that’s good
The guy from Sound Garden?! 😂💀
I guess everyone is too young to call Tony gay Zorro??
“sniffing eachotha’s fahts“ lol the Aussie accent makes it so funny haha
Bert's ego is insufferable
I've never met an alcoholic who wasn't a legend in their own mind
@@rustyshackleford7265oh I have. There are many who are humble as Hell. But it’s because they’re actually capable of self-reflection whereas Bert & Tom are not.
Bert’s “ego” is just insecurity.
The roast felt like a baby shower where half the family is meeting most of the other for the first time and judging. 😂😂
not a big Kill Tony fan or even a fan of Tony Hinchcliffe at all but he’s leaps and bounds in front of these two muppets. nice to see your sub count is still on the rise Mr PC 😏 nice to know more and more people are coming to realise how good your vids are bro! keep them coming pls!
Me and wife were watching the Jinx. There were 2 rich guys over complimenting each other and She just randomly said,” ugh the Ball Handling.”
I can’t not hear that anytime I see 2 rich guys being so gentle with each other. 😂😂
I think this is symptomatic of a much larger breaking between Brogan style comics and the scrappier self made standups. This is the first blister appearing, and i think Tom can see it
Tom is horrible on his own, he needs Bert to blame all his failure on, Bert is Tom's scapegoat.
Great call
“Right. It was a comedy up until you guys started. Then you guys changed the tone of it and make everyone appreciative of laughter.” That killed me! @8:59 🤣🤣
7:08 that close-up Zyn shot had me crackin up
This was a funny, passive agressive conversation about Hollywood connections vs raw talent 😂
“Gets exposure from Joe Rogan”
*3 seconds later*
“I like it when people cut out their own path”
He’s referring to Tony doing his own thing, in a creative way.
@@jimlahey3919 nah
@@jimlahey3919Roast comedy and “head ass” jokes aren’t original. It’s extremely played out and he would have nowhere near his current exposure without meathead Rogan. There’s nothing creative about kill Tony.
Cope @@S3AN_
"Phoned it in like it's an Israeli airstrike." Gold.
0:31 that “you were saying” is the most I’ve laughed at something Bert said 😂
*Tom gets invited to the roast*
Bert: WE’LL put in a word for you.
Bert will end Tom lol
The age of youtube comedians is over
You guys just talk too much shit I don't like Bert but tom got some good sets and specials you guys just love to hate. There's no middle ground now or you like or hate, this type of channel who only shit on them got its time counted as well and I'm a sub and watch some of this.
i fell to my knees
The insane increase in exposure will be their detriment….the legends will survive
“The age of the orc…. Has begun!!!”
@@TJ-kx8cnso even in your own argument you think theyre shit, "some good sets" meaning most of them are shit...... Ive never seen someone so arrogantly and indirectly admit to being wrong while thinking theyre right and making a good point lmfao rofl
The zoom in on bert nervously managing his zyn pouches was awesome
Tom: they already asked me to be on the next one!
The world: riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigghhhtttt
“Rogan circklejerk” got my subscription!😂
Love these videos ! Already watched the ep for the parts about the roast . These videos just make me feel like I have someone to discuss the pods with ( even tho we’re not ) haha cheers mate
Haha I know what you mean… glad you enjoy them
Bert saying that he is likable is so hilarious lmao
Tony was actually pissed by the "you can write for us" joke 😅 which was actually funny
Lowkey yeah Burt wasn’t so bad in this. At least he talks Tom doesn’t say anything
Tony’s eyes don’t lie at that point, and the transition from fake laugh to straight faced killed me 🤣
Ha, I knew you were gonna show the Steve-O clip there, it's gold.
Someone said “2 Bears 1 Grave” and I fucking love it 😂😂😂
New here huh
If you think that's great, you should hear the song
Zooming in on Bert putting the zyn in his mouth was hilarious.
My morning dose of podcast slop let's go!!
"You were saying?"
😂
That was perfect.
Wow, who would’ve thought grown men with the outlook and work ethic of a child somehow became underwhelming to people.
Tony laughs like he’s practised it in front of a mirror countless times to make sure it looks real.
I thought it was me because no one else seems to comment on this. Yes what the F is with him. It's not just his laugh, very few sounds that come out of his face seem genuine. It's all so plastic like a serial killer trying to lure you back to his apartment
I sat there watching this thinking "This is probably the best Tony has ever come off", like he's very much examined clips of himself and has done a mild revamp of his personality/essense
Ahh yes my daily appetizer until Redbar drops the the main course
Where can we watch redbar?
Redbar can't go three minutes without pressing that exploding sound. He's like the real life version of dennis reynolds when he tries that podcast
#redbar
I had wondered where," Peter, make me another drink, please." came from.
😂
These videos are like car crashes... Hard to watch (because it's Tom and Bert) but I cant look away 😂
Bert bringing out if we die we die together because he knows Tom is ready to Divorce his ass 😂😂😂
0:09 Tom's eyebrows right after Bert says he doesn't want to interrupt. ☠
Tony reminds me of a power bottom that’s completely ashamed of himself afterwards.
What the hell is a power bottom lmao
@@PRICEX the power bottom is actually the one generating the most power
@@PRICEX Imma do you a favor and just say don’t google this at work.
@@PirrePuder is speed a factor?
He reminds you of one? 🧐
if bert and schaub did a podcast it'd probably blow up lmfao
Watching Toms eyes go wild and doing all that anxious body language while Bert just yaps is pretty top tier.
I give it a year
That Steve o clip is one of the funniest, the 2 of them just like “ohhh boy” and trying not to say anything mean. Such a unintended burn
The only time I've ever laughed with any of these three on screen is while I'm watching you make fun of them.
Tony funny
The exposure of these two as the absolute numpties they truly are is like sweet nectar.
Tom just looks dead behind the eyes on the pod these days, I think he knows he can't find a way out of it because of the projects he's doing in the future with burt
Tony looks like a ventriloquist dummy it's so funny
Slappy the living doll
Steve-o is throwing stones in a glass house.
This was a fantastic analysis. One of your best.
Bert was surprisingly quiet, id be willing to bet this is the least amount of words he has ever spoken during a podcast
The "you were saying" is the funniest thing Bert's said in years
Not gonna lie, I saw Tom live at an arena a few weeks ago and he was actually super funny.
Huge contrast from their roast flop lol
Likewise with Bert a month or so back. I eat up this comic/podcast drama but honestly most people are just miserable losers and all the “drama” only exists because whiney people exist NOT because a bunch of comedically minded people exist that know what a good or bad set looks like. I went to Bert’s set with the hivemind’s comments in the back of my head, but I didn’t let it control my ability to enjoy the experience. Do anything with an open mind and you can find positives to draw from it. Bert actually made me laugh quite a few times and it was way longer than a special which I didn’t expect. The one thing that didn’t change from screen to reality was his fratty obsession with alcohol which was a little disappointing but no surprise
11:01 Has anyone noticed at this moment Toms hand gesture towards his nose and the direction he looks when and after ..Im pretty sure hes calling bullshit like a baseball sign 😂
At least he has a shirt on
All that was missing was toms chair screeching on the floor as he moves away from Bert as Tony was laughing at him interrupting 😂
Look at toms face at 12:43 as burt rambles on. Face says it all. Even does a fools sip
Shaking of the head😮
Fool's sip! Give it a year
I would definitely watch the roast of Bert next year.
Finally another video!
The meaner & truer the insult, the harder Bert/Tom’s employees laugh. The employees hate them LOL
Tom makes himself look bad he doesn't need Bert to do it
This episode and the Jimmy one are by far the best episodes for a long time!
How can us common pedestrians critise these comedic giants that Joe Rogan blessed.
Who cares about what the poors think!
Hope these lads get whats coming to them.
Great video brother!!! 😂
Catch you on the next one 👍
Cheers dude
does tom know how lame he looks
He has gay eyes
I've been watching your videos for 2 days in a row. Even through toilet breaks and whatever. You are noticed and still cannot disagree in One point. And i'm portuguese. Lol
Damn , Bert and Tom are so lame and out of touch . I can’t believe they made it this far . They should just go away .
Love ya Podcast Cringe, content is a chef kiss! As always, love the commentary, keep er up, u just keep growing!!
They’re not even embarrassed at doing poorly. Just happy to be in Netflix pocket. What does that say about them? These two are their go to boys? My god that’s sad 😢
This is the only episode of 2 bears I've watched in the last 3 months
ME TOO (the regular me too, not the one with the#😜)
the 3 spooges
Its telling that I now see your critique posts then choose if I want to watch the full casts. Cheers @podcast cringe for saving my valuable time.
Edit: I watched the Jimmy Carr and this episode and they were great.
These people are soooo important. Where would we be without these brilliant comedians to bring us laughter...
Hilarious when they non-ironically call us "civilians"
you are right about the fish saying, it refers to management, and when business fails, if it fails its the management like the fish rots from the head down lol
you were saying" is the ONLY thing ive ever seen him say that was remotely charming and funny. dude has no skills to navigate a regular conversation let alone one with real comics on a podcast
Because it was a rare moment of genuine Bert self-deprecation where he was actually like "yeah I guess I am kind of a douchebag"
Tony has been out there for years on the grind. Now he's the big man and we're all paying attention to him
Tony's not gay, his boyfriend is.
The voice never lies
@@pierer91 I dunno. When I watch kill Tony he seems to get it when a girl is hot and he seems to understand heterosexual thoughts and behaviours.
He was probably bi at some point. Now, he is obviously a catcher.
Tony is definitely bi, but he doesn’t have to tell anyone shit if he doesn’t want.
@@andybyrd4107 ok
I had to look up "Gringo Papi".... 😂😂😂😂😂 The reviews are hilarious!!!