Uh, so not sure if you were really looking for an answer but it has more to do with the level of distraction that goes into having a conversation with someone who isn't present. At least that's what the human factors psychological studies have consistently shown. That talking to someone in the car is okay because they are also aware of oncoming traffic. My question is then, why is bluetooth or "handless" calls legal?
Why does it have to be an arguement. No arguement, but they do use a lot more gadgets than a regular driver. Also the public transportation doesn't have any seat belts either
I am a one-armed guy. Been waiting for the day for me to mistakenly get pulled over for not having 2 hands on the wheel just to see how red their face gets...
The story telling is similar. Like holding onto the information and watching it play out. Maybe not the jokes. The delivery is good. But the way the structure of the story is; its definitely dave chapelle like.
Agreed. In Utah, New Hampshire, and Maine the law treats cell phone use as part of the larger issue of distracted driving. Meanwhile 37 other state legislatures have wasted time enacting laws against texting while driving. 3 states have even decided they needed laws against school bus drivers texting while driving.
@@TheFrenchmanCooks I'm not saying looking at your phone is okay, have you talked to someone in the passenger seat before? That's the same as talking on the phone. Have it on speaker out of your hand and there's no issue
Useful Entertainment I was in traffic court and this one guy brought in the talkie part of a CB radio and argued that he shouldn’t get a ticket for it. He did. They said that it was no excuse
It's not a "vehicle". It's your provide car. Vehicle puts you in their jurisdiction. There's no corpus delecti/injured party. Learn and write the correct thing on the(ir) citation/"offer"
@CoconutOctopus this is what I thought of when I heard this. I was like "you can argue with a cop and not get beaten down, arrested, or killed?" must be nice.
TheLaughFactor just sent me to his "egg and sperm" video as well - f-ing brilliant. Highly recommend. Sort of reminds me of Adam Corrolla, or at least what he'd say.
HOLDING a phone with one hand should be illegal, BUT talking on a phone via hands-free device should NOT be illegal. If they make hands free illegal then they should make talking to passengers illegal because it is just as "distracting".
AAA Studies actually show that driving while holding a phone is LESS distracting than hands-free, which makes sense. Holding is a natural way of talking on a phone. Hands-free is not really hands-free. You have to touch at some point, even if it's unlocking or cueing an automated service. And it's abnormal to talk while not holding a phone, which is far more distracting. Then again, most people think that laws have something to do with justice or civility. And they do not!
Yeah! Fucking having to do anything for ourselves! Hook this guy up to a respirator while you're at it! Seriously though, fatalities per 1M miles isn't really going down and accidents are going up with all the technology that exists currently that makes driving "safer". Force everyone to drive a manual small car and both fatalities and accidents will go wayyyyy down after the first 3 months. Or go full autonomous because computer systems never fuck up, cannot be hacked, and are whenever something does go wrong with them it's ALWAYS a persons fault as every layman knows.
That brings up a question I have. How is talking on the phone different from talking to other people in the car? Texting I get; but you can quickly call someone at a red light or pull over momentarily. You don't know if I was dialing while going 60. How about bringing up GPS to find a place? The real distraction on the road are cops. You notice a cop hiding behind trees or a bridge you at least tap the brake. Even if you're going the speed limit. Also, someone gets pulled over, we all know of or are people who slow down to look. I've almost rear-ended people doing this or almost got rear-ended. Sometimes they just waste your time. I got pulled over once for making a right on red at a no-turn-on-red intersection. It was 1AM. No one else was driving. The cop was parked in a parking lot. I was going to work. The other intersection lights were flashing yellow. After slowly going through three, he pulls me over.
Do you think driving at a slow speed, through an area prone to hazardous rock falls, would increase or decrease one's probability of being struck by rocks?
"dying in a donkey kong related accident"
now that's how you wright a good joke
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ExtractEngineer thank you
@Guybrush Threepwood your* welcome
@@nicolasap86 you're*
She had it wright...lol
Brandon Monroe write
"what if i had a banana in my hand then what"..."you mean a banana IN your bonus arm" LOL
Great job TH-cam banning one of the funniest comedians out there. Thankyou laugh factory.
It’s not the comedy that got banned 🤷🏾♂️
Sanka Perera comedy comes in many forms, like how much I love you.
Back Health 101
Lol good one bear!
Sanka Perera : )
Owen used to be a funny comedian.
this is the type of comedian that actually makes you want to do this shit.
Hes a legend. Banned from youtube.
🤫Cessnas w Stevie & Sherman channel around 12:30pm est seems interesting (live🐻)
He’s a flat earth retard
So
Interesting point though...It is not Illegal to drive with one hand nor is it illegal to have a conversation or listen to music while driving.
not true, alotta cops and even judges go with logic
Uh, so not sure if you were really looking for an answer but it has more to do with the level of distraction that goes into having a conversation with someone who isn't present.
At least that's what the human factors psychological studies have consistently shown. That talking to someone in the car is okay because they are also aware of oncoming traffic.
My question is then, why is bluetooth or "handless" calls legal?
@@eps3154 If I'm on the phone and driving, most of my attention is on the driving.
@@lkwalden7 uh, yeah, and its the part that's not which puts people in danger
@Cripple Bear yo! always nice to catch a bear hangin around. just give joe the toe a nickel and hell be on his waaayyyy xD
Yet cops use like 20 gadgets at once
Why does it have to be an arguement. No arguement, but they do use a lot more gadgets than a regular driver. Also the public transportation doesn't have any seat belts either
You have a valid point sir
and drive through red lights, your point?
All at the same time? Is that what you're actually saying?
Urbane Furball11 Buses are pretty safe because of their build
I looked at him and didn't expect much. This is easily one of the BEST Laugh Factory standups EVER!
dude is hilarious
Big Bear looks like he just done hibernating.
Owen has lost a lot of weight since then or he drinks less beer.
I was going to comment the same thing..lol
He lost a lot of weight. He mentioned it in a live stream.
He still drinks a ton of beer, watch his live streams lol
Not everyone who drinks beer gets beer gut.
It's because he works out like a maniac.
This guy gets it. (•_•)
If I get into legal trouble, he's my lawyer lmao.
same dude
I'm pretty sure you don't want that now. Dude's crazy.
@@squizzy86 Nah he's not.
Brodaviing yeah he is
Careful because he will accuse you of stealing his bike
Owen Benjamin is a Legendary Bard !!
*This guy is the Chip buddy Dave was talking about in one of his specials about being pulled over with a white friend*
Bonus arm line gets me so bad . . hilarious
I am a one-armed guy. Been waiting for the day for me to mistakenly get pulled over for not having 2 hands on the wheel just to see how red their face gets...
So Dave Chappelle is stealing this guys jokes??? Nah YE 😂😂😂
The story telling is similar. Like holding onto the information and watching it play out. Maybe not the jokes. The delivery is good. But the way the structure of the story is; its definitely dave chapelle like.
@@JoseGonzalez-il8zh gtfoh 💀 you weirdos will drive your self insane to believe other asylum patients.
That what i came to check😂
@@enoch.k1647 he stole a couple jokes almost word for word.
This is awesome, I just discovered Owen
“ Bonus arm “ too funny 😂😂😂😂
Chip dont do it NO!!!!!!!
i love Dave Chapelle
read it in his voice lol
MrMSA90 God bless you
Here before the purge !
Love the Big Bear 💜😂💜
Big Bear, you deserve a standing ovation...or a peace prize or something, for all the genuine chuckles you've given me
Awesome Big Bear!!!
Bronx bear.
BIG BEAR WAS CHONKY!!!
Logos rising!
Yes!
OB bear fooking rocks lol crushing always
My husband will love this video!
Really grrat comic, long time since ive seen a fresh material comic like this
Wait until you check out 2019 version of Owen Benjamin! :-)
Dave Chappell steals from this Dude?
i think im starting to see it now 🤔
Wow, a great introduction to this guy - give us more :)
I paid for the speedometer and I'm going to use all of it
Bonus arm for the win.
Damn Owen is THICC here
Oh oh 66k likes. Grablerssss
Why did I read the title as flirting with cops honestly that's one big reason I clicked this
Pre "stars of death" appearance on uncle Joey's podcast. Went and lost his damn mind after that. 😂
Love Owen!!!!!!!!! Nobody makes me laugh so much!
Homie drank turpentine and thinks jet fuel is a psy-op.
first time I heard of this guy, but he is a really funny dude.
more of him please!
Crushing
I've always wondered if I could get pulled over talking into a banana!!!!
And now this guys is a flat earther 😂😂
This guy is great. I want tickets
Agreed. In Utah, New Hampshire, and Maine the law treats cell phone use as part of the larger issue of distracted driving. Meanwhile 37 other state legislatures have wasted time enacting laws against texting while driving. 3 states have even decided they needed laws against school bus drivers texting while driving.
nothin wrong with talking on the phone
@@TheFrenchmanCooks I'm not saying looking at your phone is okay, have you talked to someone in the passenger seat before? That's the same as talking on the phone. Have it on speaker out of your hand and there's no issue
@@TheFrenchmanCooks also holy shit that comment was from 5 years ago bruh
The argument I always use is: what if, instead of a phone, it was a candy bar or a soda? Would you still be writing me a ticket?
Just wanted to see the jokes before they get sold to Dave Chappelle
My argument would be are cb radios illegal.?.?.? Ok then...
Useful Entertainment I was in traffic court and this one guy brought in the talkie part of a CB radio and argued that he shouldn’t get a ticket for it. He did. They said that it was no excuse
Good time. Hearing BB
Brilliant guy with good arguments.
Cessnas w Stevie & Sherman 12:30pm est (live🐻)
Dude has the best premises. He should have stuck to comedy.
That was awesome
Get'em, king.
Kanye said Dave Chappelle stole his material
This was hilarious!
Wow thanks for not removing... since he's been banned everywhere including your venue
Ya but they'll still make some money off his name so this video is cool right.. You can't erase Owen Benjamin
this guy is on to something, yes
Who else was sent by kanye
Big bear!
BONUS ARM lol
Cops spacialy profile tall guys. Happens all the time.
Hahaha "spacial profiling" -- good one!
It's not a "vehicle".
It's your provide car. Vehicle puts you in their jurisdiction. There's no corpus delecti/injured party. Learn and write the correct thing on the(ir) citation/"offer"
this was good
LMAO. This was good comedy.
Ye sent sent me here
Can’t even imagine him without a beard these days
I wanna fucking do that. Drive and pretend to talk with a banana.
@dewfish yea, and its pretty damn fun, not gonna lie
I wish we could go back to 2015..
Can I talk to a banana lol
@CoconutOctopus this is what I thought of when I heard this. I was like "you can argue with a cop and not get beaten down, arrested, or killed?" must be nice.
Anyone else here because of Kanye comments?
Big Bear respect.
bonus arm!
TheLaughFactor just sent me to his "egg and sperm" video as well - f-ing brilliant. Highly recommend. Sort of reminds me of Adam Corrolla, or at least what he'd say.
There is no way in hell, that this is the guy that dave chappelle allegedly, supposedly, took jokes from. hahaha
freakin impossible, like no way
I have a Motorcycle license. I don't think I should have to wear my seat belt in a car.
HOLDING a phone with one hand should be illegal, BUT talking on a phone via hands-free device should NOT be illegal. If they make hands free illegal then they should make talking to passengers illegal because it is just as "distracting".
lol you get distracted that much and then make them sit there quietly? i'd hate to be in your car
AAA Studies actually show that driving while holding a phone is LESS distracting than hands-free, which makes sense. Holding is a natural way of talking on a phone. Hands-free is not really hands-free. You have to touch at some point, even if it's unlocking or cueing an automated service. And it's abnormal to talk while not holding a phone, which is far more distracting. Then again, most people think that laws have something to do with justice or civility. And they do not!
fuck you automation should be standard and we can do whatever we want.
engineer accidents out of the system. it's very possible.
Yeah! Fucking having to do anything for ourselves! Hook this guy up to a respirator while you're at it!
Seriously though, fatalities per 1M miles isn't really going down and accidents are going up with all the technology that exists currently that makes driving "safer". Force everyone to drive a manual small car and both fatalities and accidents will go wayyyyy down after the first 3 months.
Or go full autonomous because computer systems never fuck up, cannot be hacked, and are whenever something does go wrong with them it's ALWAYS a persons fault as every layman knows.
Idiots trying to tell others what to do should be illegal.
he reminds me of louis ck so much , which is very good.
Bonus arm
Damn he slimmed down
That brings up a question I have. How is talking on the phone different from talking to other people in the car? Texting I get; but you can quickly call someone at a red light or pull over momentarily. You don't know if I was dialing while going 60. How about bringing up GPS to find a place?
The real distraction on the road are cops.
You notice a cop hiding behind trees or a bridge you at least tap the brake. Even if you're going the speed limit. Also, someone gets pulled over, we all know of or are people who slow down to look. I've almost rear-ended people doing this or almost got rear-ended.
Sometimes they just waste your time. I got pulled over once for making a right on red at a no-turn-on-red intersection. It was 1AM. No one else was driving. The cop was parked in a parking lot. I was going to work. The other intersection lights were flashing yellow. After slowly going through three, he pulls me over.
Owen Benjamin comedy champ
yeah, I smoke weed... sure I'll take an Edible...
cellphones should only be used on loudspeaker while driving.
yeah number 8!
I had no idea that "I'm sorry officer. I didn't know I couldn't do that." was true. Well played, Chappelle.
Long Live Big Bear.
i LOVE this guy!xD
You can argue. Should?
good one stats say otherwise. idiot.
I'm here because Kanye West
He did the math on probability ?? Isn't this the same guy who believes in a flat earth and thinks gravity doesn't exist ??
Do you think driving at a slow speed, through an area prone to hazardous rock falls, would increase or decrease one's probability of being struck by rocks?
It's more likely than a ball spinning at over 1000mph
Still funny today, see for yourself at owenbenjamin.com
Sam Hyde has nothing to do with this yet it was the 4th results when I searched Sam Hyde
Viewers
haha all good points
Hard to see this lesbian as a legendary warlord but God is good.
this was 2011, wow
Lest we forget, truckers never got pulled over for talking on their CB radios.. 🤔
Love ya BB