Comedian Debunks Evolution. Reno Collier - Full Special

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  • This Comedian Debunks evolution! The theory of evolution is stupid according to Reno Collier, whether it's a bunch of monkeys deciding they want to evolve into man or sending monkeys into space this hilarious look into how science isn't real is sure to keep you laughing from beginning to end!
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  • @BeADad2447
    @BeADad2447 2 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    Did this guy really have a comedy routine for more than 20 min and not one cuss word? Brilliant.

  • @greyeaglem
    @greyeaglem 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1299

    When I was a kid in school and the science teacher said that cold applied to a liquid turned it into a solid and heat turned it into a gas, I asked then why when you baked a cake did the liquid batter turn into a solid? Instead of answering my question, I got sent to the principal's office. That's the kind of thing that results in a comedy routine like this.

    • @zhou_sei
      @zhou_sei 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      your science teacher sounds like a real catch lol

    • @arvindcv7943
      @arvindcv7943 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Hahaha, u were a street smart kid 🤣

    • @missinglew
      @missinglew 3 ปีที่แล้ว +229

      Because the liquid part of the batter evaporates (turns into a gas). Easy. You should have been given that logical explanation instead is sending you to the principal's office. Bad teacher.

    • @captainscrew1252
      @captainscrew1252 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Sums up most of my education experience. Don't ask questions.

    • @heideknight9122
      @heideknight9122 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Biggest problem with school.

  • @yesiownfrodo
    @yesiownfrodo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    I was a science teacher for 20 years, and this is brilliant. LOL

    • @arpitpawar370
      @arpitpawar370 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah right 😆

    • @pas9ify
      @pas9ify ปีที่แล้ว +8

      yesiownfrodo: Brilliantly idiotic? IDK, I don't need laughs that desperately . . .

    • @brian4869
      @brian4869 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yea but did you beLIEve what you taught

    • @siulumlion
      @siulumlion ปีที่แล้ว +7

      There was already more than enough stupidity before this routine.

    • @yesiownfrodo
      @yesiownfrodo ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@siulumlion You're living proof!! LOL!!!

  • @SwordofAslan
    @SwordofAslan ปีที่แล้ว +18

    The only thing wrong with this special was that it was too short! I want more of this guy! Bring him back! :D

  • @jennifer9047
    @jennifer9047 3 ปีที่แล้ว +644

    "History? They change that every time it doesn't fit somebody's agenda." Wisdom.

    • @Johnboy33545
      @Johnboy33545 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Who's this alleged 'Wisdom' character you seem to be quoting? Is it your imaginary friend? Our knowledge base grows constantly.

    • @jennifer9047
      @jennifer9047 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@Johnboy33545 No actually, I have *two* imaginary friends. Their names are Standard English Punctuation Use in Quote Citation, and r/whoosh. They're very friendly, and would both love to meet you.

    • @sso9442
      @sso9442 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      People like the old history because it fits their agenda.

    • @johnnysnakes27
      @johnnysnakes27 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's actually bonobos

    • @matthewwatson2412
      @matthewwatson2412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Johnboy33545 0

  • @roblesconcreteservices5565
    @roblesconcreteservices5565 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    I tried looking up entire special on the app and can't find it. 21 min is NOT ENOUGH of this guy!! He's hilarious

    • @RBLong0928
      @RBLong0928 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He is good!! And clean!!

    • @d.e.b.b5788
      @d.e.b.b5788 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They edit out the slow parts in the videos.

    • @Davrn
      @Davrn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      His special is on Drybar App

  • @LukenUSee
    @LukenUSee ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "I done gone out an caught the dyabeetus!" So hilarious 😂

  • @teamja1088
    @teamja1088 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Reno Collier is hilarious! I have not laughed this hard in a long time.

  • @davids7252
    @davids7252 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Why do I feel like this guy belongs in the Bobs Burgers universe 😅😂

    • @badartgallery9322
      @badartgallery9322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He should be a regular at the counter.

    • @jessicawinchester7184
      @jessicawinchester7184 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It was an ape that they sent to space. Not a monkey. This guy is beyond stupid. This routine was a lot more sad than it was funny. The very few actual funny jokes he said were stolen from older comedians from years ago. Just because you look funny, it doesn't make you a comedian. I'm assuming that audience was either drunk by the time he did his set or they were just as dumb as him. I'm just going to pretend they were drunk.

    • @MissJilly0
      @MissJilly0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jessicawinchester7184 jeez Jessica? What does that have to do with Bob's Burgers? Do you want to talk to his manager too?

  • @ruleten9575
    @ruleten9575 3 ปีที่แล้ว +480

    He's right. They used to bleed people when they were sick. Issac Semmelweis lost his job as a doctor because he said let's wash our hands.

    • @billschlafly4107
      @billschlafly4107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Science is a process that allows us to objectively evaluate facts about our shared reality. It takes a lot of work and discussion and it can be messy because people and language are messy. Our ability to collect data is limited by the instruments of the time. Sometimes there's a paradigm shift when a new aspect of nature is uncovered and it shakes the foundation of our understanding of our shared reality. But it doesn't mean the process is bad way to evaluate reality. On the contrary. It means we are getting closer and closer to understanding nature and reality. And I hope everyone would agree that getting closer to the right answer isn't a bad thing. And I hope we would all agree that dogma is not a reliable pathway to truth.

    • @TheJonFreib
      @TheJonFreib 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Erikulum See below to cure your ignorance (which may be bliss), but without dialysis machines .... We would still be using leeches to remove poisons and more.
      Would you rather die from a poison or allow your own blood to pump the poison out of a wound. Yes, its been around for longer than any of us have been alive.. FOR A REASON.
      This I stopped this skit 3:42 in because it was just so painful to listen to (Maybe the laughs come later?). Science rules our world, if you don't believe that ... Throw away your computer/cell phone/never take medicine/only drink unfiltered water (enjoy the bacteria) and drink it from a stream/Don't use in door plumbing/Birth your child at home without any supervision (mortality rate is INSANE without hospitals)...... The list can go on... Do some research.. PLEASE, for humanity and your sake :)

    • @jjryan1352
      @jjryan1352 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@TheJonFreib actually bloodletting has medical benefits, even a status quo site like Webmd admits as much, as does donating blood, which is practically the same thing (and not considered "primitive"). Home birth is fine if done properly in a clean area. Hospital errors are the 3rd leading cause of death in the USA. Only recently hospitals realized when a child is born to let it fight and search for the mother's nipple. Chemo and MRI kills patients faster than the disease. All hail science!!!

    • @ScarriorIII
      @ScarriorIII 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Washington died b/c he had access to the best doctors. Had he not, he would've lived longer.

    • @ohdaUtube
      @ohdaUtube 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@kitkit8375 the problem is the large number of the population seeing it and believing it cause they do think science is stupid... We have states where science is an elective in public school...

  • @mistiinseattle
    @mistiinseattle ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I love a great comedian who keeps it clean!

  • @backdraft57
    @backdraft57 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    This guy is hysterical and doesn't have to swear every other second.

    • @strawhatkingotp6724
      @strawhatkingotp6724 ปีที่แล้ว

      If only you knew how vulgar he used to be lol always hilarious but very very vulgar xD

    • @rebeccaatkinson7291
      @rebeccaatkinson7291 ปีที่แล้ว

      There are tons of clean comedians thus guy isn't funny he's retarded God created evolution. Hello caterpillars turn into butterflies ect. Here are done smarter way smarter than this moron Brian Regan Daren Streblow Tim Hawkins Jeff Allen Rik Roberts Carlos Oscar Anita Renfroe Theresa Roberts Logan ect ect ect

  • @robertclifton5795
    @robertclifton5795 3 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    " It looks like George Washington with a Cher wig on " , I spit my sandwich out 🤣

    • @mightymikethebear
      @mightymikethebear 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He is right, poor Mona.

    • @MichelleCzarneckiakaBoogawes
      @MichelleCzarneckiakaBoogawes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I scream-laughed and that is rare for me!

    • @larryn8
      @larryn8 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He’s not wrong…

    • @chriswebster24
      @chriswebster24 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MichelleCzarneckiakaBoogawes That’s probably for the best. I bet you wouldn’t have many friends if you did that all the time.

  • @linoleluminum2017
    @linoleluminum2017 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    " hey kids you want to go to the zoo they have a dog and a squirrel"😂

  • @yesdeere1376
    @yesdeere1376 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    This guy is really comfortable up there😂
    I bet he was a fun PE teacher

    • @senseisecurityschool9337
      @senseisecurityschool9337 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Lol after doing it a few hundred times, you get used to it.

  • @nazb33
    @nazb33 2 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    Is it me or does this comedian sound like Robin Williams at times? This is one of the best DryBars I've watched. This should have been a longer set. His timing is unbelievably brilliant. I gotta find all his stuff now. Good Times 👍🏾

    • @davidglenchynoweth4902
      @davidglenchynoweth4902 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's you

    • @AkoDal
      @AkoDal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Agreed

    • @FrankRHa1
      @FrankRHa1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Larry coached him well.

    • @carolannroberts
      @carolannroberts ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep, I heard Robin Williams, I hadda take a se nod look

    • @DebiQ1830
      @DebiQ1830 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not just you. I was listening to TH-cam at work. This came on automatically. I thought it was Robin Williams for a minute.
      (BTW ... if you're interested in WHAT CAUSED ROBIN'S DEATH, look it up. I think the video is "What happened to Robin Williams? Short answer: He had Lewy Body Dementia." 100% fatal. After autopsy, they were shocked he made it as long as he did. )

  • @cyoungledesma
    @cyoungledesma 3 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    As a high school algebra teacher I really appreciated his teacher routine

    • @czechsmix999
      @czechsmix999 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      As a high School algebra almost-failure, so did I!

    • @lennychorn147
      @lennychorn147 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Algebra was my most hated level of math. I repeatedly failed it. Yet it turned out that I only failed it in book work. But in practice I was a wiz at it. Even in school I would reach the correct answer more often than not, but my way of getting to it, was completely different than the books said to do it. And that for some reason, was more important than getting the right answer.

    • @garyevans3421
      @garyevans3421 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kid: “what’s y?”
      Reno: “I don’t know, we were asking that when we were your age!”

    • @cyoungledesma
      @cyoungledesma ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Funniest thing I was ever asked by a student: Is x always 2?

    • @garyevans3421
      @garyevans3421 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cyoungledesma 😆

  • @ngonsor
    @ngonsor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    He is every "Coach" teacher I had in high school in Texas. Lmao! Some things never change😊

    • @jamtaco2667
      @jamtaco2667 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Like religion destroying the minds of the uneducated and causing more suffering, hatred and death than we should have to face... yeah...

    • @odinskugga7383
      @odinskugga7383 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is this how you have fun in West Virginia ... pathetic.....

    • @oaflet
      @oaflet 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Naomi Gonser
      You poor kid.

    • @theoryz4432
      @theoryz4432 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jamtaco2667 There were people that is educated and some of them a scientist. Examples of which are Francis Collin and Michael Faraday. Yet they believe in God and are member of a certain religious group. How can you explain that?

    • @jamtaco2667
      @jamtaco2667 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@theoryz4432 their religion didn't lead them to their scientific discoveries or advancements. Their search for answers did. Their experiments...
      Did any of their advancements arrive because they prayed? Did it prove any god exists anywhere at all?
      Interesting 🤔

  • @jant596
    @jant596 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Reno is now my hero. He is totally right about evolution, and every generation there is "New" math.

  • @MichelleCzarneckiakaBoogawes
    @MichelleCzarneckiakaBoogawes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    By the time he got to the campfire bit, I lost it and could not stop laughing after that. Well done, sir. Well done!

  • @bbiggs4327
    @bbiggs4327 3 ปีที่แล้ว +391

    These drybar comics are experts at converting their family experiences into very hilarious happenings.!

  • @Joshua-ev9uw
    @Joshua-ev9uw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    As an ex alcoholic, adhd guy who doesn't drink anymore I feel him on multiple levels. Gotta find more of this guy

    • @AnthonyJClink
      @AnthonyJClink 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      a group of podcasters I watch talked about this. I really apricate that you put ex alcoholic. They talked about being defined by trama. It seems to me that you overcame it and are no longer defined by it. This is really cool man. This comment spoke to me. Thank you.

    • @petermyers479
      @petermyers479 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bob and Tom show periodically.

    • @mylittlebrotherca9691
      @mylittlebrotherca9691 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My (ex-wife) said "Honey help me find my cellphone!" So from my recliner I yelled "SIRI..FIND MY WIFES CELL PHONE" SIRI answered three feet from where you buried her last night.

    • @josephlesage3610
      @josephlesage3610 ปีที่แล้ว

      great guy from what ive heard, he used to date my mom only heard great things about him he helped her get through a really rough patch in her life

    • @mariahgrimes207
      @mariahgrimes207 ปีที่แล้ว

      Check out urr . It will reaffirm your faith 💙🦋

  • @tracegrimes
    @tracegrimes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I actually screamed when I found out when he was from Murfreesboro. When I tell people where I’m from I usually from, I say Nashville because no one knows where it is. So cool!

  • @russellhaikney3809
    @russellhaikney3809 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    What a refreshing comedienne Reno is...the whole show very funny and not a single swear word . ....great respect and well done

  • @pennilesswriter1556
    @pennilesswriter1556 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    "I'd lived in Los Angels before that, and we had kids, and I wanted my kids to learn English before they learned Spanish so..."
    Not too subtle, but too funny, because it's oh so true.

    • @mygaffer
      @mygaffer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's not true though...

  • @colinbest3890
    @colinbest3890 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Would have loved to be at that campfire

    • @rorywynhoff1549
      @rorywynhoff1549 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you believe in Evolution... you were 😉

    • @ericbartol
      @ericbartol 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He got most of that from Kathleen Maddigan

    • @joeybagodonuts6683
      @joeybagodonuts6683 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ericbartol Yeah- theres no way two different comics could come up with similar jokes.

    • @Kenjuu
      @Kenjuu 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Robert Johnston
      loop p0a

    • @wesleypepple7525
      @wesleypepple7525 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      ​@@ericbartolwrong

  • @williamadolphe7921
    @williamadolphe7921 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    Very funny! Thank you Dry Bar for such great lineups. Clean comedy!

    • @astridgalactic9336
      @astridgalactic9336 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This guy was on a roll that I don't think he ever got off of.
      Hope they have more of him soon. He was great!

  • @chinwenduizenwata6763
    @chinwenduizenwata6763 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    He was absolutely right about the Mona Lisa.

  • @GT_Void
    @GT_Void 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    In San Diego, my spanish teacher was a heavily accented German.

    • @terribongers2465
      @terribongers2465 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hahaaaa

    • @jawjagrrl
      @jawjagrrl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The kids that took French in my high school learned to speak it like a flamboyantly gay man from Alabama. Which might have been ok if we weren't in Delaware.

    • @noneofyourbusiness302
      @noneofyourbusiness302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jawjagrrl 🤣😂🤣

    • @RogueReplicant
      @RogueReplicant 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jawjagrrl lol, that reminded me of my French teacher in the late 90's. He was a middle aged flamboyantly gay black man but he was always respectful to us young guys, always treating us in a professional manner. A shout-out to monsieur Paul, a great French teacher in LA Valley Community College, 95-96!

  • @jessicaevans2564
    @jessicaevans2564 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    He’s so right about the catfish 😂

    • @chriswebster24
      @chriswebster24 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah, but they’ve got some really big ones, though.

  • @Noteven0
    @Noteven0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The theory of evolution debunks itself.

  • @gregbell9839
    @gregbell9839 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Hilarious dude. My wife and I got to see him live six years ago on the Carnival Ecstasy. Best wedding/honeymoon ever!

    • @FelonyVideos
      @FelonyVideos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey, ive been on that boat! I threw up continuously after day 3.

    • @gregbell9839
      @gregbell9839 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@FelonyVideos Sounds like a good time. Lol

    • @mahalalel7771
      @mahalalel7771 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@FelonyVideos so you actually puked 50% of the time. Had to be horrible.

    • @FelonyVideos
      @FelonyVideos 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mahalalel7771 It wasn't much of a vacation for me. Plus, it just seems cruel that they would not let passengers bring their own cases of bottled water, when it is well known that the ships water supply is always contaminated.

  • @nermalsturf
    @nermalsturf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    what's "X"?? I dunno..1/3 of a dirty movie?!?
    he's fun 🤣

  • @fivetimesyo
    @fivetimesyo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    I find it ironic that people laugh at the expense of religion because it's dogmatic but they can't take a joke about science because someone dares make light of it.

    • @eyereign5730
      @eyereign5730 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      I have no qualms with jokes about science when they're funny. But, there's the difference that religion requires belief while the scientific method is observable.

    • @ferzinhaN
      @ferzinhaN 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@eyereign5730 Observable? Someone was there when big bag happened?😕

    • @mingyulianglenn602
      @mingyulianglenn602 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ferzinhaN get with the times, it's the big bounce. :)) I like this theory better. The big bang didn't explain some stuff.

    • @jazzman1904
      @jazzman1904 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@ferzinhaN You can actually see the big bang with the right type of optical device.

    • @hellboy017
      @hellboy017 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      There are always some people who will not be able to take a joke.....there are people in both religion and science community that may not like some jokes..... I think it's more of a human issue then a particular community issue....

  • @evelynkanini8364
    @evelynkanini8364 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    My Dr just told me I caught the diabetes. Did not phrase it that way, but now I can laugh as I figure out how to move forward.😭😂🤣🤪🤭

  • @encouragingword1172
    @encouragingword1172 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    Humor and satire is one of the best ways to convey truth and he does a great job of it.

  • @myfamilymatters
    @myfamilymatters 3 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    Love this guy’s comedy and delivery. It’s always exciting when someone puts a new twist on things, especially when you’ve lived through the 50’s and 60’s and are familiar with the history of some of the events he talks about. It’s simply great comedy.

    • @ordinarybear7037
      @ordinarybear7037 ปีที่แล้ว

      Us conspiracy researchers want all to look them-selves. Try : Eric Dubay, his 200 proofs are still undebunked, algorithms control the flow of info. Also Try : Flat Earth Dave interviews 2, Dave Weiss has a bitcoin challenge !!
      Earth ain't the scientism model with no supportive evidence. Its Flat or Level.

    • @Dr-Curious
      @Dr-Curious ปีที่แล้ว

      "lived through the 50’s and 60’s and are familiar" That would imply an old twist, no?

  • @dumaskhan
    @dumaskhan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I have never seen a drybar audience more engaged. It would be surprising if they weren't.

  • @goanddo2371
    @goanddo2371 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    VERY funny, with lots of truth sprinkled throughout. I hope to see a lot more from Reno Collier!

  • @twilanorton6313
    @twilanorton6313 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I haven't laughed so hard in ages!! I love this guy. I Thank you!!!!

  • @noneofyourbusiness302
    @noneofyourbusiness302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    This guy had me rolling 🤣😂🤣🤪🤪🤪 I want more of his stories!!!

  • @kennywolfe6762
    @kennywolfe6762 3 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    Sarcasm is the bodies natural defense against stupidity.

    • @GT_Void
      @GT_Void 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Presenting truth as humor, like a spoonful of sugar to help the medicine go down.

    • @kennywolfe6762
      @kennywolfe6762 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @PeRFeCT IMPeRFeCTiON The latter. He used sarcasm with what he considered stupidity. I only posted this as I find myself needing to resort to sarcasm several times a day.

    • @nermalsturf
      @nermalsturf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's right up there w/Stress being the confusion created when the mind must override the body's natural desire to choke the living crap out of a stupid idiot who desperately deserves it?? I want that on a T-shirt

    • @ShowMeYoBoob
      @ShowMeYoBoob 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kennywolfe6762 if u dont believe in evolution explain why tigers meow exactly like cats when u make their voice high pitched or why dogs and wolfs growl the same way or why hairless chimpanzees have the same muscle shapes as humans and why we share 98% the same dna or why on youtube u can only find chimpanzees who walk on 2 and not other animals

    • @bonnieweidman1002
      @bonnieweidman1002 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ShowMeYoBoob evolution is a THEORY not a scientific fact.

  • @bristlesdigitalmedia3028
    @bristlesdigitalmedia3028 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    I love dry bar comedy.. they are way way funnier than all this junk out there today called comedy.. they prove that you can be funny with out being vulgar and potty mouthed

    • @darrellk60daniel45
      @darrellk60daniel45 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I totally agree. Real talent!

    • @grandpubahchoppaloppogess9015
      @grandpubahchoppaloppogess9015 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They have to actually be funny. Can't rely on gutter humor.

    • @frogsoda
      @frogsoda 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @D Sullivan Science is in a constant state of being wrong. 200 years from now they will look at our way and laugh at how primitive we are. And most of what we believe today will have been proven wrong.

    • @frogsoda
      @frogsoda 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @D Sullivan I didn't say I don't like modern science. I just don't worship it. And I don't automatically trust somebody just because they're wearing a white coat. They are fallible humans just like the rest of us.

    • @frogsoda
      @frogsoda 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @D Sullivan what you're hearing is someone who doesn't see science as religion.

  • @rainy19
    @rainy19 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Really enjoyed all of this! For anyone who’s interested in art, I used to think the same about Picasso, but much respect came when I came across his early work. Around the age of 9 he was painting absolutely perfect photorealism, truly amazing. So I guess he just got bored.

    • @spamspamspambot
      @spamspamspambot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Actually he was a marketing genius, and learned that photo-realism didn't sell.

    • @WisdomThumbs
      @WisdomThumbs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's possible his dad did the photorealistic stuff for him. At the very least his dad tried to force him to be a prodigy. The surreal art later in life was Picasso having fun.

    • @emariaenterprises
      @emariaenterprises ปีที่แล้ว

      It wasn't him who required "Fine Art" to be some thing Other than a pictorial representation of what we see....

    • @ruthiepooh86
      @ruthiepooh86 ปีที่แล้ว

      Art has devolved, much like music. Interestingly, about the same time, evolution became science instead of theory.?????🤪

    • @rebeccacampbell8020
      @rebeccacampbell8020 ปีที่แล้ว

      I do agree with his complaint (I know, I know…it’s comedy.) about art teachers or art books telling you what is good art, though. Kids become intimidated about their work because they are told what type of art is important. Adult students are the same way.
      When you show kids famous paintings, you are telling them this is the standard by which you must strive to achieve. (I realize there are other reasons for showing artist’s work.) In the same breath, they tell them to create their own ideas. They should save the examples for an art history class and provide materials, time, and space for kids to play.
      I know he was joking (or not) about Picasso, but, there is nothing interesting about a painting done in photo-realistic style.

  • @sherrybarnett4082
    @sherrybarnett4082 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    He's great everybody needs a laugh every once in awhile watch this guy

  • @motivationalshorts2695
    @motivationalshorts2695 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    How is this guy so underrated 🤣🤣

    • @nicholasmorello6370
      @nicholasmorello6370 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Because he stole this bit from katt williams

    • @jamesmcinnis208
      @jamesmcinnis208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Who rated him?

    • @swine13
      @swine13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      People are getting smarter and more discerning 😅

    • @tomcruise2578
      @tomcruise2578 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hes not. Hes accurately rated

    • @AviViljoen
      @AviViljoen 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is he?

  • @alfredgregory6473
    @alfredgregory6473 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    This cat is genuinely funny and no vulgar language. Awesome

  • @outercityboy3632
    @outercityboy3632 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The Tennessee aquarium is $35 a ticket, and I promise we don't only have catfish. Y'all are welcome to come down (or up) anytime.

  • @DaveHefty
    @DaveHefty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    You can tell this guy honed his act while drinking at bars making strangers laugh.

    • @bensmith5581
      @bensmith5581 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      dont tell me what to think

    • @legintv
      @legintv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@bensmith5581 🤣🤣

    • @huuamai8151
      @huuamai8151 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I feel he gave off more of a - "alright kids. Today, we're gonna run a mile. But first, I'm gonna tell you some jokes so that you're out of breath from laughing too hard before you even start running." - vibe.

    • @AviViljoen
      @AviViljoen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How can you tell?

    • @DG1084
      @DG1084 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You just gave the job description for “Stand-Up Comic”

  • @adamarens3520
    @adamarens3520 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    I believe in the scientific method but people screw it up and come to false conclusions constantly.

    • @rorywynhoff1549
      @rorywynhoff1549 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I believe in the scientific method too, but all too often anymore they only do the first two steps. They make an observation and then form an opinion, skip the rest and present it, and then call that science. That's called philosophy, not science.

    • @jjryan1352
      @jjryan1352 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yes turns out most of research is plagarized and has errors due to bias, most cannot be replicated, and most of it has ended up in the trash not the library. The method is fine, but people are people and most just want fame and grant money, doing untold hampering of human progress.

    • @kathyyoung1774
      @kathyyoung1774 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      True! Interpretation is often a part of that. You can see results, but what do they mean?

    • @swine13
      @swine13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well that's not using the scientific method, then, is it?
      But I agree. A lot of people use their own mangled, home brand version of science and it ends up making the actual scientific community look less reputable and trustworthy. But the beauty of science (in truth) is that if it's done correctly, it removes the need for reputation or trust because the answers are right there with evidence to support it. If they arent, then you ain't doing real science.

  • @bryanpeterson2584
    @bryanpeterson2584 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This dude's delivery was spot on.

  • @GoodGollyMissMolly763
    @GoodGollyMissMolly763 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "I caught the dia-beet-us". 😂😂😂😂

  • @urharrisonmiller
    @urharrisonmiller 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    Not even 9 mins in, I decided... This man is hilarious!

    • @nicholasgrant4359
      @nicholasgrant4359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not surprising it takes you nine minutes for your brain to develop a thought, if you thought this was hilarious

    • @nicholasgrant4359
      @nicholasgrant4359 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m just kidding

    • @urharrisonmiller
      @urharrisonmiller 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nicholasgrant4359 Haha

    • @Joshua-ev9uw
      @Joshua-ev9uw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He got me at the giraffes vaping

    • @badgoat666
      @badgoat666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's what American people think funny is. 😐

  • @cayannap6752
    @cayannap6752 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    He had me at "we still got monkeys".

    • @hopehendrick869
      @hopehendrick869 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Me too....haaaaa! 3 months later.

    • @Dejawolfs
      @Dejawolfs 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      might as well try to teach a dog to ride a bicycle.. but here we go. why are there still monkeys? Monkeys are basically our dumbass cousins, that somehow survived.
      every time mommy and daddy makes love to create a new child, they're slightly different. maybe Ezekiel is a bit taller, and Abel has a slightly bigger nose.
      now Ezekiel finds himself a wife who is also pretty tall. they make two babies as well. one turns out taller than ezekiel, the other a bit shorter than him.
      now Abel wasn't so lucky. women thought his nose was ugly, and everyone wanted to bang ezekiel. which means Abel ended up being sad and lonely, and had no children.
      so imagine over 100 generations, the ladies pick the tall guy, and these tiny little differences in height adds up. thats the basics of evolution.
      but there's more to this. since genes are complex, turning on or off just one gene, can cause huge changes. in our case, when we went from monkey to man, there was a few key things that got turned off. the gene thats supposed to make our head get smaller as we get older, got broken. then the gene that's supposed to make hair grow all over our body got broken. instead of becoming grownups when we are 2 years old, we are monkey infants until we are 20 or more. finally in our mid 30s, we start growing hair all over our bodies, and stop learning new stuff.

    • @nmappraiser9926
      @nmappraiser9926 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He had me when he flew on a science-powered plane to his gig and walked into a science-powered air conditioned room and talked into a mike powered by science-powered electricity and put the video on the science-powered internet and then admitted he got a D in science.

    • @garythiessen7532
      @garythiessen7532 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Me too! I don't have enough faith to believe in evolution

    • @ScienceFan1859
      @ScienceFan1859 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Europeans came and settled in America….but why are there still Europeans? Martin Luther started protestant churches but somehow, there are still Catholics…

  • @timothythomas8082
    @timothythomas8082 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    That was a great set. Had me rolling 🤣 Thanks Reno! I'm 50 years old and now have heard two people pronounce the word, diabetes, as "diabeetus." You being one, and Wilford Brimley being the other. 🤪

  • @ShadesOfDance111
    @ShadesOfDance111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I watch so much standup and this is some of the best acting out and legendary use of pauses I have seen. Thanks for the great laugh👏👏👏

  • @leequesada439
    @leequesada439 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    LMFAO XD "Who ya votin' for kid?" "Bernie Sanders." "Not today boy, get it in your room."......LOVE IT!

  • @istp1967
    @istp1967 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Piccasso also drank 8 bottles of wine a day and pass out on his easel! Which explains his paintings 🤪

    • @PastorRichardAllenFarmer
      @PastorRichardAllenFarmer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      PassED out

    • @Tasarran
      @Tasarran 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@PastorRichardAllenFarmer Captain Pedantic to the rescue

    • @meganhambly405
      @meganhambly405 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @meganhambly405
      @meganhambly405 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Tasarran 😂😂😂

    • @oriolesfan61
      @oriolesfan61 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Actually he "could paint like an Angel." His post impressionism was part of the evolution of painting styles over the years

  • @ismailSian
    @ismailSian ปีที่แล้ว +2

    yes, after so many super funny n brilliant specials filled with amazingly funny stories n events, a weird guy making fatuous faces n mocking everything seems really mature n really cleans the pallet

  • @angiedavis793
    @angiedavis793 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    I opened for him quite a few years ago, he's great and hilarious 😂

    • @angiedavis793
      @angiedavis793 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was a Romero then

    • @highroller-jq3ix
      @highroller-jq3ix 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Angie Davis Right up there with Chapelle's transphobic material.

    • @billbeeb1803
      @billbeeb1803 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@angiedavis793 💛💛💛💛

  • @His_Masterpiece
    @His_Masterpiece 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The Mona Lisa: “That chick ain’t hot!” 🤣

    • @humphreecalabash4011
      @humphreecalabash4011 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ya if Micheal Angelo was so amazing and did the whole entire sixteen chapel why come he didnt make her blond and sexy AF right??? Real talented paintings but hes making this thing thats gonna be watched by people from around the whole entire world for the next 10000 years in a museums and you make her all homey and covered up and ugly and lame?? dude WAS NOT in to caring about normal people with normal standards in cuteness cuz he just drew his mom or his sister or some THOT hes into cuz he has the uglies fetish!! LOL!! Thanks Pickasso but in 2020 she stiiilllll UGG a.f. you no what i mean!!!

  • @kevinhuddleston3969
    @kevinhuddleston3969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Very funny dude 😂😂

  • @seanforehand8785
    @seanforehand8785 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My daughter's geography teacher told her there are no deserts in the United States.

    • @lotsofcars2011
      @lotsofcars2011 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      wow …that’s amazing. aren’t tests given before someone can become a teacher ?

  • @renahernandez5120
    @renahernandez5120 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Brilliantly said. Love your timing and astute observations..end stupid stuff!!

  • @wandaparker9340
    @wandaparker9340 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    You are truly funny! Thank you for bringing laughter into my dreary life!

  • @AdamGraciainc
    @AdamGraciainc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    I enjoy these Drybar videos, they are consistently funny, and I can show them to anyone without having to worry about they are going to say. This guy might be the best Drybar Comic I've ever seen, really funny.

    • @ddaley001
      @ddaley001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Definitely the funniest, and I agree you can show them to anyone.

    • @kathyhollenbach7413
      @kathyhollenbach7413 ปีที่แล้ว

      All Drybar Comedy is clean. Trust me, if you think he was that good check it out more often. You'll be happy you did!

  • @joelsandoval5815
    @joelsandoval5815 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    this is the funniest drybar segment I've seen thus far

  • @brownydwbrown7485
    @brownydwbrown7485 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Exactly my brother.....plus , you make it so simple to understand and explain....it with Awesome Humour....Love it....Don't stop doing stand up....

  • @spideydew20
    @spideydew20 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "At least I got half off my mattress!" I lost it.

  • @sylviastreet6785
    @sylviastreet6785 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    This is the first time I saw you. Hahaha! Love your sense of humor!

  • @rivers3603
    @rivers3603 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    His story about his Dad on the Metro with his foot stuck in the door yelling "she is stealing my shoe" reminded me of a joke my Dad told me 50 years ago, after a trip to San Francisco and a tour of the Haight Ashbury District, where the hippies all hung out. He said he was walking down the sidewalk when he encountered a young hippie lady walking with one shoe. My Dad asked..."Did you lose a shoe?" and she replied..."No man, I found one". Hope you liked it. Take care. God bless!

  • @RightlyDividingMysteryWoman
    @RightlyDividingMysteryWoman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I wish I would have taken this approach. Everyone gets mad when I speak. This is stellar.

  • @kevinsturges466
    @kevinsturges466 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Read the replies, a lot of people need to relax. It’s called comedy. It’s for a laugh not a statement to convince anybody of anything. Relax and enjoy.

    • @caity9244
      @caity9244 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Seriously. He's not even saying anything bad. Lol. The point of comedy is to exaggerate! 🤣

    • @johnwinkler4915
      @johnwinkler4915 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      L
      P
      P
      Ll

    • @tesmith47
      @tesmith47 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not entirely,

  • @brendasachs3236
    @brendasachs3236 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Hey Reno! Finally found your videos...hilarous!! I'm going to check them all out! You and Jon Reep were great together last week!

  • @benjaminford1863
    @benjaminford1863 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Man that made me laugh. Great work fella! Bega Australia.

  • @MediaLieDetector
    @MediaLieDetector 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Reno is hilarious!
    A true southern gentleman too.

  • @annahkurtin5345
    @annahkurtin5345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I love Reno Collier. He speaks my language, Bowling Green, KY.

  • @joes.7865
    @joes.7865 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Remember first seeing him as part of the blue collar comedy tour years ago. Glad to see he's still around.

  • @richardbenzler346
    @richardbenzler346 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    George Washington in a Cher wig!!
    😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂

  • @IntrepidFraidyCat
    @IntrepidFraidyCat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    I am, in fact, a two legged giraffe but I don't vape. Just say'n. 😆🦒🦒🦒

    • @Johnboy33545
      @Johnboy33545 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Have you tried the lollipops?

    • @Ainaes-Feline
      @Ainaes-Feline 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      IntrepidFraidyCat Been a giraffe my entire youth, so became a cell tower in my twenties. Being tall is one thing try keeping up with the world while tall and anorexic. That’s something you won’t find anywhere anytime soon can’t vape can’t drink...nothing between my blood and my brain.

  • @katrinahawks3682
    @katrinahawks3682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Your dad is hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @arianachristian8198
    @arianachristian8198 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I live in Christiana but work in Murfreesboro TN and what you said about spelling it over the phone is totally right!!! Dealing with vendors was awful years ago when I worked in food service. You were also spot on about the Chattanooga aquarium. Same thing happens when Bonaroo starts up 🙄 traffic and extortion with those prices 😅

  • @tvremote3476
    @tvremote3476 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Love this guy. Made us laugh all night. Awesome!!

  • @LadyVoldemort
    @LadyVoldemort 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    I wish this comedy special last at least 45 minutes, hahaha...man I love his crazy energy. I'm team science but I can get over it and enjoy his comedy! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍

    • @cross-eyedmary6619
      @cross-eyedmary6619 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The “yay science” cult is driven by a majority who are not scientists. 🤷🏼‍♀️

    • @tylerjackson1348
      @tylerjackson1348 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Science ain't real... Stupid

    • @cacatr4495
      @cacatr4495 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@cross-eyedmary6619
      There is Truth and then there is pseudo-science aka scientism, which is a belief structure aka another false religion, that people take on faith, being gullible enough to believe the false claims. We are living in a time when critical reasoning and logic are at an all-time low. People don't require any evidence for the claims they believe, and true science is all about what can be proven, the prefix "sci" meaning To Know, not about theory, but Proof, which Scientism doesn't have, 'unless' they conjure it, creating false proofs, using computer graphics, or in an artist's lab, or a movie studio, which they've done. People are amazingly undiscerning. It was created to deceive, that's its entire purpose, it's a tool.

    • @pennycarrigan4356
      @pennycarrigan4356 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "LADY VOLDEMORT" - it's nice to know there are still people out there who can laugh at jokes instead of being offended or losing their mind because someone is joking about science, evolution, or anything else for that matter. I think people forget comedians jobs are to tell jokes about things that are a touchy subjects, I believe in science but thought this guy was funny as hell to.

    • @rosefincher7631
      @rosefincher7631 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cacatr4495
      Yep...and this notion of "Scientism" seemingly appears to have sprung directly out of the "Enlightenment" period ~ which was proceeded by the "Great Schism" (of 1054), the "Norman Conquests" of both England (1066), then Italy (took a bit longer) & eventually led to a few centuries of what we now known as the "Protestant Reformation". In which, I might add: NOTHING was "reformed" but millions were raped, robbed & murdered, previously "united" Europe was splintered to where hell won't even have it but England did get to become "Great" Britain, so there's that. Next came France ~ The Vendée did put up a fairly decent revolt (1793-96) ~ but, alas, the "Revolution" in France was won(??) & those poor bastards been "cucked" ever since!!
      Anywho, in 1882 Nietzsche "infamously" wrote, in the words of the madman:
      *"God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. How shall we comfort ourselves, the murderers of all murderers? What was holiest and mightiest of all that the world has yet owned has bled to death under our knives: who will wipe this blood off us? What water is there for us to clean ourselves? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we have to invent? Is not the greatness of this deed too great for us? Must we ourselves not become gods simply to appear worthy of it?* annnnd, here we are!!

  • @godisincontrolamerica972
    @godisincontrolamerica972 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The MATH skit got me!!

  • @jamesa7506
    @jamesa7506 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "We still got MONKEYS!" 🐒 🙈 🙉🙊 🤯

  • @Lavenderrose73
    @Lavenderrose73 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It is so past my bedtime, but I had to catch this whole thing! 😂🤣

    • @Lavenderrose73
      @Lavenderrose73 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I have no memory of seeing this! So I'm here seeing a comment I made 2 years ago, and I'm like "what?"
      Anyway, his derogatory comment about common core is freaking hilarious because I feel the same way about that stuff and I never _had_ to have common core! 😂

  • @lightfountain
    @lightfountain 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    So funny..thank you

  • @MariankGonzalez
    @MariankGonzalez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    That aquarium... he just got catfished!

  • @jacquejac1840
    @jacquejac1840 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Aw, I was waiting to hear how English class "ain't real."

  • @robins.9700
    @robins.9700 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The Mona Lisa looks like George Washington in a Cher wig! As funny as that is, it's oddly correct hahahaha

  • @maeedwards8387
    @maeedwards8387 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I love this guy! It makes me laugh so much. And was much needed!

  • @anitadavenport7209
    @anitadavenport7209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I use the analogy about monkeys still being here when someone tries to get me to believe in evolution. Loved the fact that he used that in his set 💯😄😄😄😄

    • @AWEdio
      @AWEdio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Except it isnt an analogy heh Try 'example'.

    • @johnnysnakes27
      @johnnysnakes27 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Do you not even know the differences between a monkey and an ape?

    • @rustylee1836
      @rustylee1836 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@johnnysnakes27 but how can there be different types of simians? My brain no learny so evolution isn't real.

    • @Neocaridina
      @Neocaridina 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Rusty Lee, you're probably just dumb.

    • @swine13
      @swine13 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AWEdio except it doesn't matter what you call it cause its, heh, wrong.

  • @marymountain2432
    @marymountain2432 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Freaking hilarious! Made my drive to work enjoyable. Thank you!

  • @jlucasound
    @jlucasound 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    It's been long time since I laughed so much at a comedy routine. This guy is GREAT!

  • @hudsonsteele1674
    @hudsonsteele1674 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Hilarious! I've got that ADHGTV!!

    • @greyeaglem
      @greyeaglem 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I always say the "LGBLT" people because I can never remember what gay people call themselves.

  • @bonnieclary5819
    @bonnieclary5819 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I like him!

  • @lotsofcars2011
    @lotsofcars2011 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    he says to the science teacher: did I change your mind, honey ?

  • @sherraleewoods3668
    @sherraleewoods3668 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Laughed all the way through 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ramfish11
    @ramfish11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    HI-larious!! Great energy and freaking funny clean set