Mr. Verified Contest - Off The Rails #9
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i fucking lost it when ethan ate the sugar bear gummy and said “sorry tata”
TATA 🤣
ME TOO Why was nobody talking about this
tata had me dying
I’m dying at the one 💀🤣🤣🤣
I laughed so hard 😂😂 Tata
ethan hosting mr verified is giving michael scott hosting the dundies energy
“Mr. Verified is kind of like a kid's birthday party, and you go, and there's really nothing for you to do there, but the kid's having a really good time, so you're, you're kinda there, that's...that's kinda what it's like.” - Dan
Him making awkward conversation in between the guys performing and him walking around erratically really had me rolling
@@WhatEver-bx2hu starting late because he had aggressive diarrhea 😭
YES
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
i love how everyone is mostly joking and then zach just SHREDS
Facts I'm not really into rock music or anything like that but he fucked that guitar up 🎶🎵 🎸🎸
Man inspired to pick up my guitar again after years🎸 thanks Zack the Legend
He gets my vote the king
Literally the best part, I wasn't expecting any of that but he put literally his soul into it and it showed
@@joshhponce6768 I don't trust anyone that doesn't fuck with rock. HOW. That shit pops off like nothing else
1:39:25 AB should start a twitch channel where he just plays donkey kong jungle beats in silence while he gets disappointing looks from people.
I’d watch - that was so intensely uncomfortable lol.
Hahaha
I skipped a litle bit due to the awkwardness but had to go back again to watch the whole thing again without skipping
he should do an uncapped subathon
his anxiety might not be able to handle it bro 😭😭😭
Ian being on the verge of a panic attack while simultaneously killing it is pure magic.
i’m screaming
Bruhhhhhh 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
@@yemapaez6153 🙌
@@jasmineloera3830 🙌🙌
Dan is such a “I’m not like other girls” type guy lol. Love him for it
He is for sure a pick me guy
Hahahahah totally
He’s a socialist heartthrob, love it
This is so accurate! Lol
Love that for him
This is the fucking FUNNIEST episode ever. I love when the crew is fully involved
It really was the best lmao, I literally could not stop laughing esp when Ian came on I was dying haahaha
Everyone but love lol
@@puddingcat25 I always feel bad for him 😭 I love Love! He deserves more
The dynamic between the entire crew, the awkwardness, the bickering, everything about it is just genius.
Righttt 😂
Ian holding his pants up the whole time he’s answering questions is killing me rn 💀
I just gotta say that these off the rails episodes where the whole crew participates are my absolute favorites!!
Same
where was love?
AB’s reveal of the Cosby doll at 1:16:25 had me nearly in tears - the music that played for like a second was so fitting too lol
Did I miss something? I thought they lost the doll and somehow AB has it now lol
@@Scrappym4 yeah I was confused as well, it didn't really get addressed properly. I'm guessing the whole thing with it disappearing must have been a bit.
AB reenacting his trauma for his talent was gold 😂
They really gaslit Zach into thinking he was wearing the wrong pants. 😂😂
They really Waisted a lot of time there
@@dolan979 good one
@@dolan979 lol
Dylan Payton 😂👏🏼
"This is not blue check mark behavior" -Ian
"I just gotta say these pants are so f*cking short on me. It's uncomfortable!"
"Zach, listen, I got diarrhea bro, we gotta push through."
This conversation is epic. All while Ian is struggling to keep his pants up and trying not to flash too much. I can't 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
ethan eating the sugar bear hair and saying "sorry tata" had me howling
Honestly Keemstar’s obsession with Ethan is so iconic. Like IMAGINE someone being so obsessed with you
And poor Ethan has Keem and Trish obsessed with him.
I’d get a restraining order lmaooo
Scary
I think hate just stems from jealousy.
They both are obsessed with each other 💀
“I remember I was beefing Nakita because I was going to bat for Trisha” just THAT makes me so sad for Ethan. He was so loyal and she never, ever did that shit for him. She would just tell him his feuds were stupid and try to get him to stop talking about them.
Nikita is a shitty person though. Ethan should still call her out
@@Cristina-xb7xx yeah but I doubt he really would have been if Trisha hadn’t been.
This is really appreciatable ..
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@@callistoarmy5576 your podcast sucks
Trisha used ethan to take out her competitiors( friends )
Zach absolutely shredded that guitar solo; had to give him my vote. he deserves the blue checky with those skills
imo it was way too long and got boring fast asf
@@00Nancyy Looks like someone has a short attention span
@@00Nancyy i skipped through the whole thing
You already know I voted for him he killed that Guitar solo
@@morganbeatty4070 if u aren’t into guitar that’s fine, also u didn’t watch it live
Zach shredding like that was the most beautifully unnecessary show of skill I've ever seen. The man deserves to be knighted for that performance.
like why is no one talking about this?
and his visible joy while ethan was hyping him up afterwards and was just pure wholesomeness
Ian is literally so funny. He only chimes in every so often but it’s always killer
Everyone says that every time he talks shut up
@@dedu98 probably because it's true.
@@dedu98 disrespect
@@dedu98 it's not that deep
I was crying laughing at his responses, “it’s up cause it’s stuck” 😂😂🤦🏼♀️
Ian is genuinely one of the funniest people on all of TH-cam. Shout out to his family.
😂😂😂😂😂
You mean Andy? Great guy 👏
@@jaycie.m oh yeah I forgot about Andy. Andy is way funnier than Ian.
andy please stand up
ian made me so nervous mixing all those things and chugging that bang energy, my heart would literally explode
his hands were shaking so much after chugging it, i hope he was okay
It probably wasn’t what it was labelled as, for his own safety
"sugarbear hair: do you want to take down your local TH-cam child predator?" Pls why is no one talking about this part Ian's so freaking funny 😂😂
I fucking died 🤣🤣
AB’s talent display really felt like an adultswim sketch
That's what I thought about Ian. Get him and Alan Resnick together and comedy can just end with those two and the world would be okay with it.
I can see the [as] (mentally) as she walks away calling him a "little bitch" now that you mention it. 🤣🤣
An irl Tim and Eric sketch 100%
AB’s talent portion had me DYING. I wasn’t expecting the panic in his face to look so real and reliving it seemed to genuinely shake him up 😂
"I'm sorry Ta-ta, I'm lovin' these sugar bear vitamins" 😂
I died 🤣🤣🤣🤣 tata 🤣🤣🤣
Let's give credit where credit is due... Zach absolutely KILLED that guitar solo!
"And then sad.."
"Sad? Why sad."
"My grandma"
LMAO
Keemstar being obsessed with Ethan is absolutely hilarious.
Small PP energy.
Tiny
Micro
non existent
Inverted
dan reciting the communist manifesto for his speech is exactly why he is my favorite
He's a try soft
AB’s talent portion was so vulnerable I just wanna give him a hug
I cannot imagine my life without this channel, and all of these kind, beautiful souls.💕 ANOTHER AMAZING PODCAST!!! 🙌🏼 Love to you all💕
We love you Brandi 😍
I didnt know u watch h3 Brandi love u more now, no surprise
Hey yt Mom!
Brandi 💚💙💚
Hiiii Brandi ❤️❤️ love your content too!
Can we just acknowledge Ethan giving AB’s dead grandma a shout out under his breath
I'm happy someone else noticed it
Timestamp?
@@459luker ^^
@@459luker 1:04:45
Shoutout to his family
Why is Ethan such a natural host?! Like he’s so funny and comfortable holding the mic and just chatting it up 💕
THE WAY IAN IS HOLDING UP HIS PANTS, says "it's hot in here guys" before he answers then the defeated "i'm doing gabe" 😂😂😂
ethan: we're on borrowed time
zach: we're on borrowed PANTS
Keemstar is gonna be like “You see that silence? That’s respect. That’s how you control the room 🤡”
So much painful second hand embarrassment 😂
Lmao. Facts.
I don’t know wether to cringe because it’s true or laugh because it’s tragic 🤦🏻♀️
LMFAOOOO HE WOULD
that shit was EMBARRASSING LMMAOOOO
“this is a laxative?” *ian picks up the whole jug & downs it* 😂😂😂
the “keemstar shut up” sound bite is so funny omg
lmao ab's reenactment was so uncomfortably realistic
❤️.
omg Leeor I did not expect you to be an H3 fan, love to see it!
@@veeoh6493 she comments on every video. Where you been?
Almost as cringe as the keemstar video
for some reason when I read this I thought that u were the girl from the story & I got so concerned for AB
Ethan not noticing that Dan's speech was a parody of the communist manifesto has me dead 💀
Omg it was??
Karl Marx wrote exactly that! He predicted this!
@@kitcat9245 its almost word for word ⬇️ (n also him saying he tried to memorize it but didn't really have time makes me think he has definitely read the manifesto a few times at least to know it that well off the bat. Comrade Dan 😂💖)
"A spectre is haunting Europe - the spectre of communism. All the powers of old Europe have entered into a holy alliance to exorcise this spectre: Pope and Tsar, Metternich and Guizot, French Radicals and German police-spies.
Where is the party in opposition that has not been decried as communistic by its opponents in power? Where is the opposition that has not hurled back the branding reproach of communism, against the more advanced opposition parties, as well as against its reactionary adversaries?
Two things result from this fact:
I. Communism is already acknowledged by all European powers to be itself a power.
II. It is high time that Communists should openly, in the face of the whole world, publish their views, their aims, their tendencies, and meet this nursery tale of the Spectre of Communism with a manifesto of the party itself."
Omg I would never have noticed this if you didn't comment this lmao
Omfg AB has one skill and one skill only.... being a simp
Are gonna ignore Zach telling Ian “DUDE YOU’RE PACKING” while looking in his pants! 😂😂😂😂
44:47
we already knew
It’s always the nerdy guys. Always.
@@alyssakordae 😂
@@kayleighgordon1309 🤣👀
@@kayleighgordon1309 Yeah, I'm dating one of those. 👌
"Oh she's still alive???"
"SHAME ON YOU"
AB is pretty funny
ian is honestly the funniest person on this show and i wish he spoke more
Dan is funny af to me
Ian doesn't even like switching to his cam when he speaks. I wish we saw him more.
Ian needs you to blast off
“She said It’s up because it’s stuck I don’t know check the lyrics” LMAO FR!!
Yeah same
Zach’s song literally transcended me into the future which then sent me into my own heart and I became everything
I feel you
Lmfaoooooooo 😂😂😂😂
Zach makes me feel old as fuck and I'm only 33
3 can become 4
It was a limitless vibe
Ab I get the anxiety talking in front of people, I have such extreme public speaking anxiety I still can’t do it. In highschool I had to take medication to slow my heart rate even to be able to talk. I’m really proud of you AB.
Ethan sitting on the couch to talk to AB after his traumatic reenactment.... "you wanna talk about it?" we love dad and son bonding
Gotta give Ethan props for hiring the right people.
They were all prior mega-fans, which helps the vetting process.
Badass crew
@@EthanBeer6 it was ian lol. it was his cousin or something that was actually a fan of the show
@@jojo-rh2rw brother
What about Trisha? Lol 🤣
AB saying “Fuck you Dan” should be a soundbite 😂
😂 It really should
I think we can all agree that Zack’s talent alone deserves a blue check mark, but I couldn’t help thinking, the entire time, of how funny it would be for Dan to win. Especially after his entire bit was about not wanting to win.
I want Love to come into the studio, for him to sit in his usual spot and no one to acknowledge him 😂
When AB said "I'd kill 100 men" to save his grandma. I felt that.
And I would walk 500 miles, then I would walk 500 more
@@tedmosby4431 username checks out
@@miguelmartin7868 classic shmosby
@@tedmosby4431 lol
@@tedmosby4431 Ted Mosby, architect
Zach really killed it on the guitar. Absolutely so impressed with him.
Holy shit Zach can shred. I never knew he was this amazing. He should join a band. I bet it would be amazing
Zach really is the embodiment of guitar memes, “anyways here’s Wonderwall”
Love in the background doing secret service hand moves is killing me lol.
I love Love tbh. He makes me crack up
Thank you for pointing this out 🤣🤣🤣
I hope Love would visit LA ❤️🙏
LOVE NEEDS MORE LOVE
Lol yeah it needs to get noticed more, so funny
that "Keemstar kills the vibe" video was just so painful
can you timestamp
I was just like 😬😬😬😬😬
Killer cringestar
the silence was so loud
Ya i almost had to skip ahead 😅
“You’ll burn in hell for that”
“It’s okay, my grandma already told me I’m going to hell.”
DARK😂💀
MY SOUL WAS LIFTED DURING ZACH’S SOLO I DIDN’T WANT IT TO END 😩
"SORRY TATA loving these sugar bear hairs" I'm dyinggggggg
I just started the episode, only 10 minutes in but I had to find a time stamp of him saying that bc it sounded so funny & it did NOT disappoint lol.
ab and zach's bromance is slowly returning and i'm living for it. also, zach's guitar solo was fucking sick, he seriously OWNED that shit
There are not enough comments about Zach's amazing performance!
Great job Zach keep it up!
Ian’s 90 seconds of talent were incredible and I feel honored to have watched
That clip with Keemstar is like a scene out of the office. Oozing Micheal Scott energy
Except without micheals sweetness and job competense lol
How dare you insult Michael Scott like that
Timestamp?
That shit was brutal to watch
Keem's Tots
Best answers: Dan
Best outfit: AB
Best Talent: Zac
Best in general and most consistent: IAN
I love how love just does random shit in the background when he's on camera LOL
Lmfao at AB’s talent being “tenacity” 😭
Ian is that kid who doesn't have to work as hard as everyone else and still always gets A's.
@@MissMovies29 yeah I'm confused...
@@shirinatron3585 I think they meant like, In general he seems like that kid that was just effortlessly smart. Not in terms of the show lol
He understands the assignment
Yes I just meant in general he always understands the assignment
Off the Rails, After Dark and Families are literally the only podcasts I tune into religiously and look forward too! They are so well done and entertaining every single time!
Same! I need something to replace Families
Same here!
I feel the same way! Also with Mile Higher Podcast for us true crime and conspiracy theories junkies 🖤
@@lilybloom5683 lights out and the sesh too?
@@daymarie1111 YESSSS AND PLANET SLEEP AND KENDALL RAES TH-cam CHANNEL
All I hear when Dan speaks is “so love me…. Pick me… Choose me……...” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He’s giving “pick me boy” vibes
Meridan Grey
Zach and AB seem like such sensible people. They appreciate every little positive thing that is said to them.
This was the best episode yet. I died when AB played the game. And got teary eyed seeing how proud zach was after his amazing guitar performance
I’m so glad AB got his confidence back after the blow back from… well it doesn’t matter ✌️❤️
So did I OMG. The smile on his face. It was so sweet.
WHEN IANS ONLY ANSWER WAS CARDI yelling at Ethan “WHEN ITS UP ITS STUCK CHECK THE LYRICS.” I can’t
That was hilarious!
He won the whole show in that moment
I hadn’t even watched the whole thing and voted for Dan the moment he said he didn’t want to win lmao
SAME AHAHAHA with peace and love Dan!
No bs, I began to tear up from Zach's Guitar performance. That was absolutely beautiful!
I’m stunned! Like I literally teleported somewhere during that - thank you Zach
I’m sorry but I was legit crying when AB was playing donkey Kong jungle beats. Why was it so funny 💀
ab playing donkey kong and reliving his trauma is what really sent me over the edge w this one
Just got to this part and saw this comment- i was hoping this wouldnt go unmentioned by the comments
Yo!! I'm dead at AB looking at Ethan with those serial killer eyes 😂😂😂😂
Shredder looks like a complete king at the end on Ethan’s chair lol
Love typing “4AM here,” and nobody giving him a shout out makes me sad :(
yeah...
THIS
Finally i saw an exol fan that watches h3😭💗
They lowkey forget he’s there … ugh:/
@@simpLysmile07 feel like must people would
In all seriousness, Zac shredding out on the guitar was mesmerizing and he deserves some love for that. Way to go sound lad!
Zach’s q&a portion reminded me of those beauty pageant girls that speak in circles & try to use big words.🤣his dancing during his fashion portion was adorably funny. so great! this episode has me dead.👏
Dan looking me dead in the eyes and saying "don't vote for me" is literally making me want to do the opposite. I get what he's doing there. Clever.
I voted for Dan for that exact reason
Zach isn't getting enough credit for that solo man, that was great!
@CornStarch McGahee not gonna do that lol
@CornStarch McGahee you dissed our sound lad and self plugged. What did you expect? Even if youre right
@CornStarch McGahee entitlement wont get you anywhere.
At least start with an attitude worth appreciating if you ever expect your work to be
@CornStarch McGahee i didnt realize there could be private conversations on public comments. Pray excuse my rudeness great one lol
It was amazing!!
Cant get over HOW GOOD ZACHS GUITAR SOLO WAS! That man is FIRE
At first I thought they did AB dirty having him after Zack. His playing was so tasteful, every possible wrong note he ran with or bent into the right note. But that Donkey Konga re-enactment turned out to be amazing
AB: Who’s the one person?
Ethan: Your grandma.
I’m dyingggggg
i can’t get over Zach’s little smile after he finished his song lol
he knows he ate that shit up
I voted for Zach. He killed it in the talent portion and I felt bad everyone was giving him shit for the pants 😭
AB’s segment was hilarious - he definitely gets the vote
I voted for Ian. He was shaking while drinking a whole can of energy drink and laxatives, that's dedication!! 😤
the vom dripping from his beard😭😭
Ian is me giving speeches in school, while having social anxiety.
He was very drunk
@@mirofeya lol what?
had me wheeezing!!
Yo, Zach's talent was SO GOOD. I knew he could play, but he was killing it!
This is what I came to the comments for! He fucking nailed it.
Insanely good! Replayed it like 3 times I cant get enough
AB mouthing "she's not alive, she's dead" 💀💀💀💀 im wondering if Ethan will ever know (at around 1:05:00)
The crew has so much chemistry, it's brilliant
This whole Mr verified thing is giving off early 2000's sleepover at your rich friends house who's parents let you fuck around with their video camera, vibes.
y'all just robbed Zach of his pants and when he wanted them back Ethan just goes "man we don't have time for this" I'm sorry but that's so funny
😂💀
Ethan is a real life Michael Scott
58:13 Dan screaming 10 seconds while Zach is getting deep is everything
holy shit zachs talent segment was AMAZING truly transcendent i wanna listen to that all day
Before hila finds out the gender of the baby you all should do some old wives’ tales to see some predictions
that's such a fun idea for an episode
I love this
Yes! Love this idea 💡
commenting to boost this
YESOMG