Christ man I thought this was a game from the early 90s and to think I thought well at least it had good graphics for its time while watching this video
I find it both endlessly hilarious and deeply disturbing how in this game Cr1T1KaL actually sounds pissed when usually he gives so few shits about things. He just rolls with the punches. But not now.
+rilesXwifX stiles if i ever legally change my name for some reason, i'm totally making it Benjamin Spoonbaseballs. i hope my future wife i'll totally meet one day likes having the last name of "Spoonbaseballs".
I'm absolutely certain he isnt 100% serious about this being the worst, considering he has videos of games that are far worse than this bonafide piece of shit.
Wow, this game is so bad that Critical cant even be sarcastic about loving it like he does with other shitty games and movies. This game has truly hit a new low in my book.
TyrannWright Thats because pretty much everything including the backgrounds is stolen from other games, most of the backgrounds are literally screen shots, so are pretty much all the sound effects and so on.
CrowbarMenace How will these hit men find out about my smack-talking toward the Vine man himself? Are the very people around me secretly Jahns in disguise ready to put an end to my existence the moment they hear word of it? Are you an intel operative for the Jahns? Or are you in fact, CrowbarMenance, also a Jahn? *...Are we all just Jahns..?*
This is so obscure and the voice acting mixed with your confusion and disgust. Hilarious. First time I heard this was as background noise and I was dying laughing without even seeing the visuals.
I want you all to know that the actual descendants and family of the actual Benjamin Spooner Briggs filed a lawsuit against this game for defamation of character
"Faggot" and "gave me a start" are a British food and turn of phrase (and in other parts of the UK). Faggots are a meat dish, usually made with offal and even I say "gave me a start" sometimes and I'm no where near the the UK. That being said, that's still really weird that they named a character that. Maybe you should pop in Joshua and the Promised Land to watch and unwind.
***** Well, colloquialisms vary by region and sometimes terms become archaic. It just means "to be startled." Sort of like a car, you "jump start" it. It's something that jolts you into alertness.
***** I'm also English (from Hertfordshire) and I've heard that phrase said by old people and seen it written in old books - so yes, it's definitely dated
This level looks ripped right out of Return of Castle Wolfenstein. Then again it also took shit from Oblivion so I wouldn't be surprised. Quality title.
In the back ground you can hear a frog croaking. The croak is going like "EUHHHHHH" which is the croak of the one and only nipple rubbing akslm. The nipple rubbing akslm is only found in the great planes of Montana. Since we know he was on American ninja warrior filming, we can easily say that he was in Florida. The word nipple is also the national of Oregon, it is law to say it atleast 30 times a day or be arrested and executed. That's why he says nipple so much. Also on OREGON trail, I'm pretty sure he named one of the characters nipple, which is more indication he's from Washington. He has a dog, a car, hates cats, and owns at least one shoe. I've figured it out. He's a 47 year old Indian woman that lives in Guatemala named Ballard Smithson. Don't believe me? Just re read and it'll all make sense.
oh sweet jesus I'm tearing up so badly. I should really make a compilation of my favorite videos of yours, then listen to you to lighten up my days. You're amazing Crit1kal keep up the good work :)
During the last years I've encountered this game several times. It has been, and still is, the most terrifying, revolting, soul crushing thing I've ever experienced. This game is what hell would be made of. This is the cosmic,existential nothingness in images and voice acting form. If the reason this game exists was to fill the heart with emptyness and despair, it worked. It's actually the best work of art in the world since nothing else could move me so much, alas in a bad way, as this game.
I wish you would play through the whole thing just so you could watch the ending. It's amazing, and judgeing by how you reacted to the first part of the game, I bet you'd be in tears by the end.
1:09 "Who is voice acting this creature? The 90 year old crack addict that lives off the corner of my street??" I dont know why I laughed so hard at that.
After years of not having a significant role in a video game, Gruntilda went crazy and found herself at...well 2:30. I'm so sorry, Grunty. You deserve better.
The only TH-camr to legitimately make me LOL. Also, the first person to make me laugh so hard while eating that I learned how to snort something from my mouth out of my nose.
![BULLY - The Ultimate Retrospective [Supercut Edition]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/7-ydHJvgrYE/mqdefault.jpg)
I'm so happy to know you also have experienced this beautiful creation. We are now bonded.
LOLXD
Why is this.
That's all
Read his commitment for the video and see why I said that
My sediments exactly
Ok
Wow, Bethesda's cutscenes have really improved.
GOTEM
wait this game was made by bethesda? are you serious?
+acfreak55 no, I believe that was a joke
Ryan Taffe ya i looked it up
Whoever created this game stole a lot of backgrounds and stuff from Oblivion haha so this is definitely a top tier joke.
This game was released in 2007; holy fuck
Same year as Bioshock, Mass Effect, Portal, Assassins Creed, and The Witcher
***** Mirror's Edge came out in 2008.
Christ man I thought this was a game from the early 90s and to think I thought well at least it had good graphics for its time while watching this video
Damn 2007 was a good year
The game was in production for a around 10 years too.
I find it both endlessly hilarious and deeply disturbing how in this game Cr1T1KaL actually sounds pissed when usually he gives so few shits about things. He just rolls with the punches. But not now.
this game changed his brain chemistry, as well as giving me brain damage
Benjamin Spoonbeaver.
***** good username
***** Benjamin Spoonbaseballs
Benjamin Button
Benjamin Spoon Bongos.
+rilesXwifX stiles if i ever legally change my name for some reason, i'm totally making it Benjamin Spoonbaseballs.
i hope my future wife i'll totally meet one day likes having the last name of "Spoonbaseballs".
It's like they took the cutscenes from the Philips CD-I games and rendered them into 3D.
I don't think the Tekken cutscenes look that bad anymore. :o
Tony Gregory iz give u dat one up +1 fo' dat profile pic
Tony Gregory
Even better, most of the backgrounds are altered screenshots stolen from other games.
ikkonoishi That tears it. This game is the amalgamation of the images that are seen when you enter hell.
Tony Gregory Juses Crust! Everywhere you go, I go! Completely unintentional...
Tekken 1's cutscenes DON'T look that bad. They're dated as hell, but there's far worse to be seen.
I love how he flat out says "This is stupid" I'm so used to his sarcasm I was shocked XD
FALLOUT 4 PRE-RELEASE FOOTAGE
MINDBLOWING
shoe Buuuuuuuuurn .
@Milktank ™ please dont say that ever again. Fake ass cringeworthy acronym.
@@jefftraboulsy8631 *buuuuuuurn*
@@mr.walter6973 yee
"There's someone's grandpa on the ceiling" that kills me 😂
I wish
for him to say this is the worst, that truly does mean something.
I'm absolutely certain he isnt 100% serious about this being the worst, considering he has videos of games that are far worse than this bonafide piece of shit.
‘Superfight’ just beat this monstrosity as being the worst game ever
emiel acton the comment was made 4 years ago... didn’t apply
Jamie Wise what do you mean?
@@jamiewise7821 yes, exactly. His comment was giving the OP an update on the “new worst game”
God, those character interaction close ups are enough to give anyone nightmares and then some.
Who is that anime girl? For research purposes, of course!
WellBeSerious12 *BEGONE*
Wow, this game is so bad that Critical cant even be sarcastic about loving it like he does with other shitty games and movies. This game has truly hit a new low in my book.
What book is that?
@@WellBeSerious12 his book
@@noddlecak3279 which is?
@@Papa_Straight the book that is his
@@justalittlecreacher hmmm?
Did anyone not notice the level design?
It's Return to Castle Wolfenstein; the catacomb levels.
TyrannWright Yeah right on man, also looked like the first level at the start too.
TyrannWright Thats because pretty much everything including the backgrounds is stolen from other games, most of the backgrounds are literally screen shots, so are pretty much all the sound effects and so on.
TyrannWright there's also content stolen from oblivion in that "game"
TyrannWright They stole content from multiple titles: Thief 2, Oblivion, and RtCW and probably a good few more
TyrannWright Oh fuck, it is!
What? No full playthrough? You'll never beat that jabroni Vinny's world record speedrun at this rate Cr1tikal.
Murillable That's because Vinny is MLG.
***** Not true, we all know Vinny can't play games.
blabitybloo Be careful what you say about Vinny. Vinesauce has a staff of hitmen ready and waiting to snub out any one who talks smack about them.
CrowbarMenace How will these hit men find out about my smack-talking toward the Vine man himself? Are the very people around me secretly Jahns in disguise ready to put an end to my existence the moment they hear word of it? Are you an intel operative for the Jahns? Or are you in fact, CrowbarMenance, also a Jahn?
*...Are we all just Jahns..?*
blabitybloo
Shit, he found out, hitmen, this is a code White, this individual must be assimilated immediatly.
If you thought this game was bad, wait until you see it's ending
THE KING OF LIMBO
Benjamin Spooncarrots. Benedict Cumberbatches lost cousin
Markipier reference
all i can think of is Vinny's play through while watching this.
Who's Vinny are you talking about my lawyer cousin ?
Brown Wolf Vinesauce
Brown Wolf That movie doe
Me too. This game is Vinny's limbo.
Brown Wolf Vinny pizzapasta from the Vinesauce streams.
"Da dunnndeen..." - Vinny
This is so obscure and the voice acting mixed with your confusion and disgust. Hilarious. First time I heard this was as background noise and I was dying laughing without even seeing the visuals.
Hi
Background sound... Wut kinda pr0n you watchin'?
🎶Bow-chicka-oh-noooo🎶
can you believe this game was released in 2008?
Lol, wow. This makes it even worse then I'd ever think
+Nate Stross try again
Even if he wasn't I would have tried it again.
0_0 I would expect late 90's, but wow!
2007 actually
"what the fuck" - IGN
nah, it would go like this:
"Water Exists In-Game" -IGN
0/10
@@Lo-Siraha.
I'm here today because a comment on Charlie's latest video was mentioning this game and how much Charlie raged at it made me want to watch it lol
According to TH-cam you're playing Fallout New Vegas.
PedanticCreeper Well, this game did steal assets from Oblivion. Same company...
wait....this pile of steaming shit was made by bethesda? oh god how the times pass and change
iAmDaos No, they stole from Bethesda.
Curran McKenzie oh that makes sense
iAmDaos they stoke a lot of shit, like 90% of the assets, backgrounds, and objects don’t belong to them
I think the poducer just gave the voice actors a crap ton of crack before voicing the game.
And replaced all the water with gravel
Crack cocaine wouldn't make any of the voice actors sound like this. Try again, your equations do not add up.
Jeff Traboulsy 3 years late bud.
AC/DC kicks ass
Cr1t, you should see the ending of the game. It is certainly a spectacle.
"Too much water"
11/10
-IGN
Hank Hill Shut up Hank.
legendianable BWAAAHHH damnit bobby go to your room.
Lizard Wizard Yes dad
To "much water?" Never heard of that place
Hank Hill Nah the water isnt the problem in this game, the true problem in this game is its lack of propane
It takes a special game to cause CriTiKal to show so much emotion.
His character looks like one of the property brothers lmfao
Caitlyn Lyric you're so correct!
The most default man
A comment under the most recent video said that this is the angriest Cr1tikal has ever gotten. I believe them now.
😂😂 honestly I knew I was going to find someone with the same thing lol
Same man
GOBLIN DARTS
Misaka Mikoto Inner breed.
Misaka Mikoto Brote Ampill
Misaka Mikoto yo shut your fucking ass
Misaka Mikoto Stop playing this game. Stop playing this game. Stop playing this game. Stop playing this game. Stop playing this game.
Misaka Mikoto mohammed, f***ot
3:28 I've never seen a human whistle with their mouth open before, but if a parrot can do it without lips, I guess anything's possible.
🐦💨🎶
10 seconds in and I realize I might need some more lotion for this one
I want you all to know that the actual descendants and family of the actual Benjamin Spooner Briggs filed a lawsuit against this game for defamation of character
GOOD
I'm in tears from laughing so hard
All the NPC's just look like Herbert the Pervert in disguise
10/10 -IGN
Doge 7.8/10 Too much clicking -IGN
Doge "9/10 It was shit." - IGN
This game is misogynist!!! -kotaku
jacobislucas "this game hates men!!!" -the escapist
Doge
0/10 - Tumblr
Too much patriarchy
"Did every species throughout the entire galaxy just dump all of their waste into one supercomputer?"
No, that's how the Origin platform was made.
***** hur fan
"Faggot" and "gave me a start" are a British food and turn of phrase (and in other parts of the UK). Faggots are a meat dish, usually made with offal and even I say "gave me a start" sometimes and I'm no where near the the UK. That being said, that's still really weird that they named a character that. Maybe you should pop in Joshua and the Promised Land to watch and unwind.
edstella this comment gave me a start
mt2oo8 sticks. dont forget a bundle of sticks.
***** Well, colloquialisms vary by region and sometimes terms become archaic. It just means "to be startled." Sort of like a car, you "jump start" it. It's something that jolts you into alertness.
***** I'm also English (from Hertfordshire) and I've heard that phrase said by old people and seen it written in old books - so yes, it's definitely dated
I keep coming back to this video and the other worst cutscene video whenever I need a pick-me-up.
Yes you are in the correct video.
Thank you, was trusting
Crazy that we all had the same idea 😂
I love coming back to this nostalgic video. It's still funny to this day. 😂
Come back now and rewatch it
@@Mr_Valentin. on it 👍🤣
This might be the first time I’ve heard Charlie genuinely get angry/frustrated
This game looks like it was made to calm down an angry 8-eyed velociraptor with asthma. Splendid...
Wouldn't that just make it angrier?
this "game" was in developing state for 15 years and got released in 2008......i mean......what even, what the fuck is life
*talks over dialogue*
"...i have no idea what they're fucking saying."
Oh man these older penguinz0 videos make me nostalgiate my pants
Anyone else watch Vinny from vinesauce play this entire game?
Christopher Rapczynski i thought i recognized this
Christopher Rapczynski A doo wop! A doobie doo wop!
zanpakuto man YEARS! This game took YEARS to make.
Christopher Rapczynski I tried. I really, really tried. I think I got through about Part 3 before I couldn't go on anymore.
Communist Lunchmeat You could just watch the highlight video. I think it's on the exinthevatican account.
4:27 He sounds so distressed. That is the voice of a broken man right there.
This level looks ripped right out of Return of Castle Wolfenstein. Then again it also took shit from Oblivion so I wouldn't be surprised. Quality title.
Johnny Takigero don't ever compare this pile of shit to oblivion
I wish he'd stuck around for the ending.
aww, you didn't even get to the big musical number!
Am I the only one rewatching his older creations ?
How could they devs of this steal gameplay from the Evil Within and just dub over it and STILL release it. Developers have no decency these days.
kilroyjenkins1 Lolwut, this came out long before the Evil Within. However, it does have stolen assets from oblivion and such.
kyleaus10 Thats the joke mane
kilroyjenkins1 I really wish you were joking
***** Oh my, really? No shit? Man, im gonna need to reevaluate my life now.
But i really wish he was joking
Please play more of this game. PLEASE.
i, i think they hired the fallout one animators
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT
+Kumie except somehow they made them worse
didn't pay them enough haha
Fallout 1 had pretty decent animations if you're thinking about the talking heads.
Nah the Fallout 4 animators
whenever I'm sad, I just come back to this video.. lmao
This gave me night terrors.
And cancer.
In the back ground you can hear a frog croaking. The croak is going like "EUHHHHHH" which is the croak of the one and only nipple rubbing akslm. The nipple rubbing akslm is only found in the great planes of Montana. Since we know he was on American ninja warrior filming, we can easily say that he was in Florida. The word nipple is also the national of Oregon, it is law to say it atleast 30 times a day or be arrested and executed. That's why he says nipple so much. Also on OREGON trail, I'm pretty sure he named one of the characters nipple, which is more indication he's from Washington. He has a dog, a car, hates cats, and owns at least one shoe. I've figured it out. He's a 47 year old Indian woman that lives in Guatemala named Ballard Smithson. Don't believe me? Just re read and it'll all make sense.
Thanks for your backstory...
i know the comment was made 7 years ago, but what in the name of fuck were you on about…?
whatever you do, do not look at the ending of this game. please
(please do)
Since you clearly want everyone to go look...could you just tell us instead
What's in the ending?
The hell are you talking about? The ending is the main reason to play this game.
Citrus THA KING A LIMBOOOOO
Fred Smith tru. it's on a youtube video. it needs to be experienced and not discussed
oh sweet jesus I'm tearing up so badly. I should really make a compilation of my favorite videos of yours, then listen to you to lighten up my days. You're amazing Crit1kal keep up the good work :)
I was skeptical when I first saw the title, as he has played some bad games. However, this truly is the worst game
5:11 I lost my shit.
I wonder if Charlie remembers this game. He said Super Fight was the worst game, but what about this monstrosity?
His subconscious likely blocked it to save his sanity...
0:40 his name is obviously *coughing up phlegm without a tongue*
Limbo of the Copyright Infringement
All my homies are up to date on comment section lore
WOW CoD Black Ops III looks GREAT!!!!
I'll give it a 420/69
Ha. Good one
Bo3 isgonna suk tho
BROTHAH!!!!
Never heard “gave me a start”? Also old Charlie used to force himself to talk deeper.
Love the videos hope ur doing better with ur whole financial thing
"John Cusack and the ceiling goblin" - I would pay to see that movie
During the last years I've encountered this game several times. It has been, and still is, the most terrifying, revolting, soul crushing thing I've ever experienced. This game is what hell would be made of. This is the cosmic,existential nothingness in images and voice acting form. If the reason this game exists was to fill the heart with emptyness and despair, it worked. It's actually the best work of art in the world since nothing else could move me so much, alas in a bad way, as this game.
I wish you would play through the whole thing just so you could watch the ending. It's amazing, and judgeing by how you reacted to the first part of the game, I bet you'd be in tears by the end.
The term "little cutscene" seems to be an ancient dark magic that causes the very depths of hell to turn into a never-ending cutscene.
5:11
All the ladies came after witnessing the tongue action by Cr1TiKaL.
Benjamin SpoonBongos
Probably my new favorite Charlie vid
As soon as I saw this I knew, I knew that Cr1tical had ascended to something beyond human.
Every one of your videos are classics, this one is something extra. So funny!
1:09 "Who is voice acting this creature? The 90 year old crack addict that lives off the corner of my street??" I dont know why I laughed so hard at that.
After years of not having a significant role in a video game, Gruntilda went crazy and found herself at...well 2:30.
I'm so sorry, Grunty. You deserve better.
It's official, this isn't the worst game he has ever played.
No dude his brain removed this game from his memory because of how much he hates it, have you ever seen him this angry before? Of course not
I can't stop repeating 1:34.
You know your game sucks when Cr1tikal of all people breaks upon playing it.
This is like the Foodfight of video games.
This is the most accurate and poetic description of well... anything. This game is truly one of the most foul things this earth has ever produced.
I laught at this so hard. I miss this kind of gameplay and commentary like in the old days
this is the intro to dark souls 1
To this day, this is arguably one of my favorite Cr1tikal videos... Maybe even my sole favorite.
I fucking love this video
I appreciate the more frequent uploads. His content never disappoints.
This might be the only time I've seen Cr1tikal genuinely angry.
EDIT: June 22nd, 2020, I literally just realized I misspelled “time” as “tome”
April 26th 2Ø22: nice catch; GG
Well I'm glad you came back to correct it lol
@@psychedelicpunk5031
Hey I’m glad, too! Better late than sorry, right?
Bruv you need to play this game again please i remember watching this when i was a kid 😂😂😂😂
6:54 This just hilarious.
5:12 My new ringtone
Different accent: *exists*
Charlie: what is this hogwashtic draconian code?
bad boy don't cuss at anyone
So tell me why has he been knocked up?
2:10 SILVER CHARIOT!
more people need to see this video
Good ol days
I believe this game was meant to be played under the influence of LSD or some kind of hallucinogenic
The only TH-camr to legitimately make me LOL.
Also, the first person to make me laugh so hard while eating that I learned how to snort something from my mouth out of my nose.
Here's hoping it wasn't acidic, like a 🍅: