Bogart the Explorer - The Philippine Conyo

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  • BOGART GANGNAM STYLE! • BOGART GANGNAM STYLE (...
    The Philippine Conyo(Tsongus paredudus) is the most snobbish and narcissistic creature in the urban jungle. There are 2 subspecies of this creature. The most neanderthal of the two covers itself with fake animal hides obtained from the hills of green!
    Links to Bogart's Fb and Twitter:
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ความคิดเห็น • 337

  • @PAPERBUGTV
    @PAPERBUGTV  2 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    Who is watching in 2022? 😂 If you are, you better hit the subscribe button cause more 🤠 to come!

    • @emmalheyjesuro8095
      @emmalheyjesuro8095 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      can’t wait

    • @doctorz3518
      @doctorz3518 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sheesh

    • @eimriz
      @eimriz 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just hit it! Loving Bogart a lot! ❤️❤️

    • @user-ee6ql9fg7t
      @user-ee6ql9fg7t 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah we are watchin pareh haha

  • @ubecheesepandesal
    @ubecheesepandesal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    Bogart is ahead of time, when conyo's are not yet a trend here in the Philippines

    • @doctorz3518
      @doctorz3518 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      True

    • @notpaidtroll7798
      @notpaidtroll7798 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It was never a trend. Lol

    • @jsplinc2000
      @jsplinc2000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Back in 2012 💯 2019 to '22 this yr only was invented

    • @jsplinc2000
      @jsplinc2000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@notpaidtroll7798 only in og Yt days in 2010,'11,'12,'13 to 2016

    • @KenMikaze
      @KenMikaze ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dude, Pare, Conyo was created during the seventies and eighties kaya. Like sina Krissy, Cherie Gil and iba pa. So, you gen-z's can not make sabi na you make gawa the conyos.

  • @DAmojako
    @DAmojako 12 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Bogart sounds more conyo than that "conyo". Best Aussie accent I've ever heard from a Filipino.
    *SUBSCRIBED*

  • @FrizzleLamb
    @FrizzleLamb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    When I saw a snippet of this on TikTok, I never thought that this was from 10 years ago. This humor was WAY ahead of its time!

  • @jencabangis9907
    @jencabangis9907 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I haven’t even finished watching this and it made me laugh so hard I spit coffee onto my keyboard. Thank you!

  • @paulbogartu9897
    @paulbogartu9897 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    still coming back after more than a decade. What a classic

  • @iinarrab19
    @iinarrab19 10 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    "The most neanderthal of the two covers itself with fake animal hides obtained from the hills of green!"
    -La Salle GREENHILLS? lol

  • @FATHINTERO
    @FATHINTERO 11 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I just love how the conyo gets his hand trapped in a harmless chair... You go, Bogart. :)

  • @CalebMcCarthyDoe
    @CalebMcCarthyDoe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Bogart the explorer was ahead of his time

    • @alexo2303
      @alexo2303 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      LMFAO right??

  • @t13s55
    @t13s55 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    2019!!! The time when Bogart is no longer the chubby guy but a skinny one.. How times have changed!

  • @aicru
    @aicru 10 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    May 33 na pure breed conyo nag dislike ng video! Hahaha!

  • @rigobertouwu
    @rigobertouwu 10 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Damn, this is too accurate! And too funny!

  • @rejcollado
    @rejcollado 12 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Bogart the Explorer: This is a pure breed conyo.......from the spanish era. amazing! i'll let it go back into the wild.
    LOL....

  • @lordzeroheaven
    @lordzeroheaven 12 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This deserves more views!

  • @machao5531
    @machao5531 12 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Bogart the Explorer was made in honor of the late great Steve Irwin (he was the best host in Animal Planet) and to bring the Pinoy's taste for fun, he sure gives us great videos (well I think parodies) for us to know what the heck is that ^^

  • @tondogirl21
    @tondogirl21 12 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    He has a Australian accent reminds me of steve Irwin in Animal Planet. The slang and all is really different from Brits and Scots.

  • @HowYouLikeDezNuts-um4gm
    @HowYouLikeDezNuts-um4gm หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Ok, do the "Dirty Old China Lap Dog" next. I hear the species is endemic where you're from.

  • @NicholasDee
    @NicholasDee 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    ..."from Davao city" . . .makes me laff every time !!

  • @chazcarmichael2867
    @chazcarmichael2867 10 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    over price coffee? starbucks. hahaha

  • @MaixPeriyon
    @MaixPeriyon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I subscribed because of your Australian accent.

  • @tigrealpaxley4894
    @tigrealpaxley4894 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    the conyo dude could barely contain his laugh after picking up the overpriced coffee

  • @curlyheadedgirl
    @curlyheadedgirl 12 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    PLEASE MAKE A JEJE EPISODE! thanks so much! we love your show

  • @shaider1982
    @shaider1982 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I wish they showed the female conyo. They usually have nice smooth legs because they only wear skimpy designer shorts or miniskirts.

  • @karinsteinl7064
    @karinsteinl7064 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Galinga nimo brad.. Idol nko kaau ang imong accent ba... Aussie... xD

  • @ayzprincess
    @ayzprincess 12 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "im in the ancient garden of corinthians" hahaha winner!!

  • @haroldsimeon8347
    @haroldsimeon8347 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Bogart nagmamakaawa ako. Gumawa ka naman ng version nito pero tungkol sa mga kamaganak na nagaangkin ng lupa na di naman sa kanila. Please lang po idol.

  • @DavidVannder
    @DavidVannder 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I don’t know if you remember but we met in the Roxas Night Market and at Burger King the next day.
    I’ve developed an interest in Conyo language because of my wife and trying to learn.

  • @pjrgabrinao
    @pjrgabrinao 12 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hahahahahaha!!! Epic ka talaga kuya "bogart explorer from Davao city" mga 60+ times ko na pinapanuod tong videos mo! :)) "one tall soy caramel macchiato for Mig?Miggy?Miguel?" Hahaha

  • @googolplexhax
    @googolplexhax 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You need to make a Philippine Conyo 2!!

  • @doctorz3518
    @doctorz3518 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hoping for more success to you mate. Masyadong diluted na mga kabataan ngayon sa tiktok eh, sana mas sumikat pa to kasi genuine yung joke + accent pa. Yung conyo di pa masyado sikat way back 10 years eh, pero ang accurate ng jokes mo.

  • @aknidar
    @aknidar 12 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Yup! I agree. He sounds a little Scottish at times though. XD

  • @moneymagnet1112
    @moneymagnet1112 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I miss this bogart topics and chubby cheeks haha

  • @Articulate_the_Unknown
    @Articulate_the_Unknown ปีที่แล้ว

    his sense of humor is ahead of those times. yay!

  • @brooxcy6815
    @brooxcy6815 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    BOGART WE MISS YOU!!!!

  • @franzdelacruz2771
    @franzdelacruz2771 12 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Bogart's tip to ladies looking for conyo boyfriends... bait them with over priced coffee... but do not spoil your date with fake designer bag... ahaha... You are great Bogart! lol.

  • @enamani1994
    @enamani1994 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bogart! first time ko napanuod vid mo, sobrang nakakatawa ka. paturo naman ng British Accent mo. :D haha

  • @kevz100
    @kevz100 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    omg...like, its so konyo nman this...may tumulo from my nose jejejeje😆

  • @Raywollesenfortes
    @Raywollesenfortes 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    @SpectralJinn
    Should be epic man. One for the books! I'd have that nominated to the archives of the National Film Registry if ever Sir Bogart gets to pull it off. A must see!

  • @lheojhayhibaya2788
    @lheojhayhibaya2788 ปีที่แล้ว

    This video deserves more views!!!

  • @pigsgocrazy
    @pigsgocrazy 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    akya pla ang tagal ni bogart gumawa ng bagong episode kasi nag ipon pa pambili ng ride haha

  • @nct_exx
    @nct_exx 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    tol adtog davao, naa nay sm lanang! adto na diri! :D

  • @mayy2643
    @mayy2643 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Mas magaling at nakakatawa pa ito sa mga youtubers ngayon.

  • @xanzkiexoxo
    @xanzkiexoxo 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    i didn't know that this bogart is existing till I got in this video. I love the accent!

  • @kitezen
    @kitezen 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    good concept, great start, but needs to be developed. Was expecting better.

  • @jameshermoso5030
    @jameshermoso5030 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    actually, he's speaking Australian...

  • @anaidhd
    @anaidhd ปีที่แล้ว

    Hispanophone (Spanish speakers) watching this: 👁👄👁

  • @dennisbarcelo
    @dennisbarcelo 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hmmm ginaya nito ang suot at accent ng original crocodile na si Steve Irwin ng Animal Planet with a pinoy twist. Love it!

  • @underclassdamnriot
    @underclassdamnriot 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    hey bogart, you must be half filipino half british. You can speak british accent 95% perfectly, that's a hell of a talent.

  • @zinesis
    @zinesis 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hahaha paboritong word sa among CEO- (skit) CEO-“konyo ano ginagawa nyo?” kami- “nag type sir” tas waka maka realize nga naka reflect sa likod ang monitor nga gaduwa og marvel vs capcom hahaha

  • @bdaloki94
    @bdaloki94 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lots of conyos around here, gotta try this on them XD

  • @mazyr
    @mazyr 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Im watching this cause someone kept calling me “conyo” during my last vacation in the Philippines. I feel assaulted.

  • @KoiFabiosa
    @KoiFabiosa 12 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Since Conyo is a Spanish word, Let me just express something which I have realized before. I have realized that almost all the bad attitudes of the Filipinos were influenced by the Spaniards such as being trackless, matapobre, and etc.
    That's just my opinion. This is a democratic country anyway.
    Bogart, thumbs up ko sa imuha. :))

    • @KenMikaze
      @KenMikaze ปีที่แล้ว

      Trackless? You mean TACTLESS?

    • @sugilanonphtv
      @sugilanonphtv ปีที่แล้ว

      conyo in spanish means p*ssy right? eheheheheh

  • @leiyoh3311
    @leiyoh3311 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    shoutout to all my spanish people! saw the title and had to click... was not disappointed 🤣☠

  • @SuperRockstar211
    @SuperRockstar211 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i want to have a Philippine conyo as a pet!

  • @Talikod
    @Talikod 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    @javaMe What the FrontActHECKlines!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @darah026
    @darah026 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol! u sounds like the host of Man vs. Wild, specially the accent.. U shud change your title.. GJ.. =)

  • @tarushkacordova
    @tarushkacordova 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    You look much thinner here than in your Boracay vids. One year difference I guess.

  • @guitarmeister109
    @guitarmeister109 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    No, he was imitating Batman, duh.

  • @Drastt
    @Drastt 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That is a really good Aussie accent.

  • @francisr27yt
    @francisr27yt 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think conyos don't drive old cars.

  • @brenndamage9386
    @brenndamage9386 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bear Grylls ba or si Steve Irwin ng Crocodile Hunter?

  • @richardherrera321
    @richardherrera321 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hi I am richard and I am an Estrellian from Estrella makati.

  • @lolguy2213
    @lolguy2213 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    awesome show~

  • @KathyUrrr
    @KathyUrrr 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Filipino conyo Dude...next time Filipino Conya Girl naman! :D

  • @enamani1994
    @enamani1994 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    @dhebzachi ganun ba, ok lang yun, british din naman sila eh :D

  • @robybalde5742
    @robybalde5742 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    2022 eberibadii!

  • @PabloRestobar
    @PabloRestobar 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Luckily enough di mo siya na spook sa sobrang lapit. Conyos are known to be timid creatures

  • @ubirter
    @ubirter 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wrist snare level 5!!

  • @dhebzachi
    @dhebzachi 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    @enamani1994 its Aussie accent actually.. lol

  • @angelabalderas8084
    @angelabalderas8084 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Carlito is the guy in red shirt.

  • @deauthmetal30
    @deauthmetal30 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    sya ba ung drummer ng giniling festival?

  • @jeremymelegrito724
    @jeremymelegrito724 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yo did I hear Bogart uses the word "sus"? :0

  • @markdecroax7745
    @markdecroax7745 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ayus lingaw kaayo Mac-Mac! Oh! there's (32) puuuuree brrruueeed kownyows who disliked this vid. indeed they are bloody rare creatures. ammooooyzzinng mates!

  • @lizh8606
    @lizh8606 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    filipinos are also good in mimicking accents..i also know how to speak english in different accents

  • @NoelDelfin
    @NoelDelfin 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    satire master is back! extremely funny! message received.

  • @TheJin00009
    @TheJin00009 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Carlito?? i thought his name was bogart

  • @allangutierrez5187
    @allangutierrez5187 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    parang pang BBC new yung boses mu man IDOLl

  • @batch29th
    @batch29th 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A PURE Bread Conyo:D hahaha

  • @sherwindionilin6866
    @sherwindionilin6866 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    is that a mr2 or porsche?

  • @wickyfication
    @wickyfication 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    love the Australian accent... overpriced coffe? was that SB? haha..

  • @odiegwapo123
    @odiegwapo123 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    nationality.

  • @theReal.JuanDelaCruz
    @theReal.JuanDelaCruz 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    dayum.. and i just noticed that the car is Suzuki Cappuccino 😳👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

    • @mecate818
      @mecate818 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      The car is a Toyota MR2 Spyder

  • @maximumnomad
    @maximumnomad 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    MY SIDES

  • @aspacguy1
    @aspacguy1 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bogart looks more like a conyo than that thing

  • @kristadel6854
    @kristadel6854 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    omg like the accent BO

  • @kene.7789
    @kene.7789 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    conyo doesnt see lower beings... except baristas

  • @futbolera
    @futbolera 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    haha in fairness sa kanya, may isang episode na si bear grylls talaga ang ginagaya ni bogart. di ko lang maalala kung aling ep. :p

  • @itlogcrusher
    @itlogcrusher 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    24 conyos watched this video, dude paaaah-reehhhhh...

  • @ChichiMeCertified
    @ChichiMeCertified 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Watch Petra Mahalimuyak's Conyo vs Jologs ;) You'll know

  • @MIKEK3NT
    @MIKEK3NT 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Classic

  • @markcastle8270
    @markcastle8270 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    ancient gardens of the corinthians = Corinthian Gardens XD

  • @acedelizo6430
    @acedelizo6430 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    tuwa ako sa "overprice coffee"

  • @Timmy081587
    @Timmy081587 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bogart is sooo Funny!!! ^_^v
    nice pre!!!

  • @ipwnyorass
    @ipwnyorass 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    pano kaya kung si Jun Sabayton yung conyo eh no?

  • @donski41
    @donski41 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nice pique polo. :D

  • @KillaTemplar
    @KillaTemplar 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    australian accent yan, ginagaya niya kasi si steve irwin.

  • @olympiangod8294
    @olympiangod8294 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    ano brand ng damit? yung may 2 mics?

  • @kariatcp
    @kariatcp 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    i would have wanted the conyo to speak. but this is still funny. :)

  • @iamdinkleberry
    @iamdinkleberry 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    what's Conyo?

  • @earwin07
    @earwin07 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:49 Over there!