Everything Wrong With Constantine In Chain Smoking Minutes

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  • @FinalSeraphLeo
    @FinalSeraphLeo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3791

    I love this movie, but I literally just learned this movie had an end credits scene

    • @jedsithor
      @jedsithor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Same here.

    • @KhanMann66
      @KhanMann66 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Holy crap, it does?

    • @horokai
      @horokai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      same here bro

    • @susannawolf
      @susannawolf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      it WHAT

    • @mikedelvalle931
      @mikedelvalle931 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jedsithor Me too hahaha

  • @TearYouApart360
    @TearYouApart360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2020

    Extremely underrated movie. Peter Stormare as Lucifer was epic, best Satan performance since Viggo Mortensen in The Prophecy.

    • @wulozhiro6009
      @wulozhiro6009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Werd!

    • @attactontitan
      @attactontitan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Joshua Baratheon th-cam.com/video/KBc520EY5b/w-d-xo.html

    • @ralph0149
      @ralph0149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Christopher Walken was good in that one.

    • @peter-radiantpipes2800
      @peter-radiantpipes2800 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Totally agree!! Thought same thing about Stormare

    • @josephbassey1501
      @josephbassey1501 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yeah, I'm sure Satan bought this movie in blue ray just to watch his performance

  • @AdamG1983
    @AdamG1983 4 ปีที่แล้ว +777

    I don't care what you say.
    This movie kicked ass in '05 and it kicks ass now

    • @taylorglover73
      @taylorglover73 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Exactly

    • @kenrickkahn
      @kenrickkahn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Exactly!

    • @Matt771
      @Matt771 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@__The_Real_V__ more i watch this channel videos the more i realize he talk bs for sins and in many ways i desagre. its 2020 and he sin moveis from >2k10

    • @prestonpierce6360
      @prestonpierce6360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Matt771 what about oceans 8 that came put last year

    • @kylevalentine5431
      @kylevalentine5431 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      THANK YOUUU

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 ปีที่แล้ว +577

    This film is very underrated no doubt, Stormare and Keanu's acting were phenomenal.

  • @aklosterboer
    @aklosterboer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +608

    I've been watching CinemaSins long enough to know the tub scene is impossible to go without sin, no matter how it was filmed.
    Isabel brings her own bathing suit - CinemaSins: How convenient that she brings a bathing suit with her EVERYWHERE she goes.
    Isabel enters the bathroom wearing a bathing suit - CinemaSins: And John just happens to have a spare bathing suit lying around his creepy bachelor's pad that just so happens to fit Isabel's perfectly.
    Isabel and John leave to get a bathing suit from Walmart - CinemaSins: Movie has time for this.
    I think CinemaSins just just pissy because they didn't get to see Rachel Weisz in a bathing suit.

    • @naivenitara
      @naivenitara 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Spot on!! 😂

    • @DlfnGrl68
      @DlfnGrl68 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      She could've at least stripped to her bra & panties!! I LOVE that CS thought the same as me with the shoes tho!! Like FR FR it takes forever for sneakers to dry out, wtf wouldn't u take them off?!?!

    • @jeromed.8433
      @jeromed.8433 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Seems legit.

    • @TheMoose126
      @TheMoose126 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Just watch Enemy at the Gates. Theres a scene where she flashes her ass

    • @aklosterboer
      @aklosterboer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@TheMoose126 Enemy at the Gates is a great movie with one of the most uncomfortable to watch sex scenes in movie history.

  • @nikos731
    @nikos731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1103

    Not removing sins for Peter Stormare's performance as Lucifer is a sin.

    • @ritiksharma1263
      @ritiksharma1263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      It is a cardinal sin. And they should be dammed to hell. And see the satan themselves. (Played by Peter Stormare)

    • @neonsvampen1
      @neonsvampen1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Indeed proud swede

    • @evilallensmithee
      @evilallensmithee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      They should have tried to remove a sin but the counter keeps adding them. You know because his Devil is that “good” at being evil.

    • @TheCoolerChannel
      @TheCoolerChannel 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Allen Smithee that would’ve been a nice touch

    • @gearreallydoesntmatter
      @gearreallydoesntmatter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      One of my favorites mostly because I have a DVD copy signed by Peter Stormare (interviewed him for radio at the time).
      He was super excited about me liking that particular movie and told me about a sequel where he would play both God and Lucifer. Dressed in black and polished as God and as he where in white for Lucifer. This was maybe 10 years ago.

  • @bisexualbitch7335
    @bisexualbitch7335 4 ปีที่แล้ว +848

    I recently watched this with my dad and he said this was the longest anti-smoking commercial he has ever seen😂

    • @777gnom
      @777gnom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Real Rebecca here

    • @queensaharaice7376
      @queensaharaice7376 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Honestly, I had the same reaction when I rewatched it last year😂 I watched it with my family and I made a comment at the end when he takes out the pack gum, " *gasp* Well now he'll just die diabetes!" We were all laughing our asses off🤣

    • @NightlyDaymare13
      @NightlyDaymare13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @attactontitan
      @attactontitan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      th-cam.com/video/KBc520EY5bk/w-d-xo.html

    • @NightlyDaymare13
      @NightlyDaymare13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@attactontitan so you use this opportunity to tell us about your mixtape? Please, passenger seat soundcloud artist, do go on.

  • @brandondaniels2027
    @brandondaniels2027 4 ปีที่แล้ว +814

    Bruh Lucifer wasn't negotiating. He was gloating from finally getting his soul. Yes i understand you have to be nitpicky but come on. His performance as Lucifer was pure gold

    • @ayayayseba
      @ayayayseba 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      best lucifer ive seen

    • @Xtoxinlolinecronomicon
      @Xtoxinlolinecronomicon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Great he was as him. Such a quirky actor.

    • @kilo5296
      @kilo5296 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      soo tru

    • @soundbreaker2
      @soundbreaker2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Peter Stormare played Satan, not Lucifer, since Lucifer is another character in the same comic universe (actually the one from TV series Lucifer) and he has no beef with Constantine. And yes, Stormare was amazing as Satan.

    • @christopherdeleanides3935
      @christopherdeleanides3935 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      They all call him Lucifer, and even referred to his son as "son of the devil". Clearly the movie isn't following the comics very faithfully. But then, the distinction was kind of ridiculous to begin with.
      "but muh morningstar!". Who cares what the Greeks said about it?

  • @Sawika56
    @Sawika56 4 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    I was so shunned for loving this movie, it is actually refreshing to see in comments that there are many more who enjoyed it as much :)

    • @eliselianaboyd2547
      @eliselianaboyd2547 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If you like this movie, well good for you! You like what you like, but I've been reading Constantin comics for 17 years or more, and for me and other Constantin fans,this movie really, really, really sucks! It's nothing like what the character is like in the comics. He's a real dick and a great con man,and he's played the great con on almost everyone. He's a great character, not a hero, he tries to do good things but they never really works out that well for anyone. This movie could have been way better than it was. The tv was good. You show look that up. You may like it.

    • @Sawika56
      @Sawika56 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Since I didn't read comics I probably don't have the same perception or idea how he should have been presented in movie - I guess that's why enjoyed movie so much. I watched tv show as well and enjoyed it very very much, too bad it didn't get more seasons, just this silly cameo in Arrow. Obviously transition from different media to the movie or tv show can butcher many things. :c
      Thank you for explaing in depth how Constantine was presented originaly! 🖤

    • @eliselianaboyd2547
      @eliselianaboyd2547 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Jeff Bridger couldn't agree with you more. The tv show wasn't great but the actor was great. Only wished that he was in a better show. But you should check it out if you haven't seen it. And the DCU animated film of Constantin is fantastic. City of angels is the name, I think. It's worth the money.

    • @thejordyoshi
      @thejordyoshi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      As someone who has read the comics, I’d say this is exactly what I’d expect of a 2000’s era Hollywood version of the character. It does an alright job of taking plot elements from one of his greatest stories and abridging them to fit a film.

    • @jeromed.8433
      @jeromed.8433 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@eliselianaboyd2547 I enjoyed the TV show quite a bit. This one was bland and cookie-cutter - skipping over many elements that required better exploration.
      The show had time. Chad Kramer kind of mattered. Constantine was a selfish dick, but he tried and sometimes kind of succeeded.
      Ok, and I'll admit that the hand-on-fire-in-an-alleyway was a really good shot.
      But most importantly, the TV showcased the character in a way this movie never did.
      FYI, I have not read the comics. I just have an appreciation for unique and stylized characters.

  • @eternyti
    @eternyti 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    11:48 Mammon didn't kill Chas, Gabriel did. As literally shown when John demands the invisible entity to show itself, then forces it to with the symbols on his arms, and exposes Gabriel that pins him down.

    • @Woody-nc1ru
      @Woody-nc1ru 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ha!! That's what I thought too.

  • @Patriiiiick
    @Patriiiiick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    I've always had a soft spot for this film. Still think it's pretty great.

    • @tjlanglois1989
      @tjlanglois1989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Best DC movie to date.

    • @hobyboy07
      @hobyboy07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tjlanglois1989 Them fighting words. hahaha
      No, but seriously. The movie was okay, but definitely not the best.

    • @tjlanglois1989
      @tjlanglois1989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      As far as accuracy and performance to the comics, Constantine is the best.
      Plus all the other movies have horrendous plot holes and contrivances.

  • @kevinschneider6849
    @kevinschneider6849 4 ปีที่แล้ว +397

    I really expected a sin off for John flipping of the Devil while rising up to heaven....

    • @mistertaktvoll
      @mistertaktvoll 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Kevin Schneider +1

    • @Toa_13
      @Toa_13 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kevin Schneider 🥳

    • @braxtonking
      @braxtonking 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      For real that shit was legit

    • @889Pammov
      @889Pammov 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's why God let Satan grab John back. Pride because John thought he was the reason for his going to Heaven.

  • @LuisCarlosAlvarezRebaza
    @LuisCarlosAlvarezRebaza 4 ปีที่แล้ว +339

    This movie was really underrated to be honest.

    • @blupunk01
      @blupunk01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      No, just no.

    • @LuisCarlosAlvarezRebaza
      @LuisCarlosAlvarezRebaza 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@blupunk01 Ok bro, I hope you are having a great day anyways :).

    • @boosiewild4758
      @boosiewild4758 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      blupunk01 I have no choice but to Stan

    • @LuisCarlosAlvarezRebaza
      @LuisCarlosAlvarezRebaza 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@boosiewild4758 You psychic bro?

    • @boosiewild4758
      @boosiewild4758 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Luis Carlos Alvarez Rebaza NAw I wish

  • @alc4117
    @alc4117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    How the hell does peter stomare’s portrayal of the devil doesn’t get at least a sin off?

    • @claiminglight
      @claiminglight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      It's the devil. A sin on is a compliment.

    • @stylis666
      @stylis666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@claiminglight That's actually a good argument.
      Take the god damn sin off already, CinemaSins!

    • @GlennDavey
      @GlennDavey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's one of the most unique movies because it's so sure-footed. Those performances are very unique to Constantine. The director made sure every actor was making the same movie.

  • @ariel_warfare
    @ariel_warfare 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Movie: has logos
    Jeremy: *So you have chosen.....sin.*

  • @masterofmythology
    @masterofmythology 4 ปีที่แล้ว +761

    I actually rather liked the scene of Lucifer trying to drag Constantine away, but being unable to.

    • @1406-u7q
      @1406-u7q 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Wonder why didn't he try to pick john up, instead just drag him

    • @LadyOnikara
      @LadyOnikara 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Devil don't bench.

    • @li-limandragon9287
      @li-limandragon9287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      When he fell from heaven he lost his gym prescription.

    • @davidmathieson8661
      @davidmathieson8661 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@1406-u7q the "dragged to down to hell" symbology?

    • @DemmieG4
      @DemmieG4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@davidmathieson8661 there it is

  • @Deftonesdsm
    @Deftonesdsm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +395

    I actually thought this movie should have got more support. I thought it was pretty good for comic movie on such an odd character.

    • @Deftonesdsm
      @Deftonesdsm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@10tailedbijuu obviously but for a studio movie they did a pretty good job. Granted the main character's personality is changed but overall i think its pretty good. Never easy with religous stuff and comics to make sense

    • @jetpackblues9193
      @jetpackblues9193 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Deftonesdsm It wasn't a bad movie, but it had little to nothing to do with the comics, which is always a downer.

    • @Deftonesdsm
      @Deftonesdsm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jetpackblues9193 yeah like most adaptations they change stuff tp make a film amd change stuff because executives are idiots. But hey definitely could have been A LOT worse

    • @KhanMann66
      @KhanMann66 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought it was pretty basass.✌

    • @jetpackblues9193
      @jetpackblues9193 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Deftonesdsm Yeah, it's definitely not the worst DC movie out there

  • @jazzfarer
    @jazzfarer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    Jeremy's public service moment for the week: Letting the world know that "Constantine" had an end credits scene.

    • @li-limandragon9287
      @li-limandragon9287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Literally had no idea.

    • @CarryTheThree
      @CarryTheThree 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i owned it on Psp and Dvd..been knew that

    • @Malidictus
      @Malidictus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I never knew that, either.

    • @KhaosFrosty
      @KhaosFrosty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I already knew, but it took me almost a decade after the movie came out to know.

  • @TheAmateurPhilosopher
    @TheAmateurPhilosopher 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    One of the most underrated movie of all time

  • @emisthem6562
    @emisthem6562 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I love that I'm not the only one noticing the "Keanu plays a lot of characters named John" thing

  • @Timasion
    @Timasion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +401

    Despite it's flaws, I like this film. It's entertaining and has a reasonably good story.

    • @ionlyeatbrainsdummy9858
      @ionlyeatbrainsdummy9858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Agreed.

    • @ryangraham2459
      @ryangraham2459 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Aye!

    • @ewoodley82
      @ewoodley82 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      My favorite DC movie. Even over the Michael Keaton Batman movie. And Keanu has been canonized as a version of Constantine in the comics and, and is willing to reprise the role. I hope they give him the chance..... but with a director that knows how to work with him. He was pretty wooden in parts of this movie, but with the right director, he is damn good in his role.

    • @NoizyInSeattle
      @NoizyInSeattle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wish the Heironymous Bosch Hell scene were longer.

    • @NoizyInSeattle
      @NoizyInSeattle 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Anonymous Anonymous I actually liked "A Walk In the Clouds."

  • @aether936
    @aether936 4 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    A shame he didn’t acknowledge the fact that John started rising to heaven much slower after putting the middle finger

    • @joaomachado101
      @joaomachado101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Middle finger is not a sin that doesn't make sense

  • @xxWillxx92
    @xxWillxx92 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    This movie is 15 years old and I had no idea it had a post credit scene.

    • @danpenia219
      @danpenia219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I've watched it like 15 times on TV and I never saw a post credits scene

    • @dbthebeast8394
      @dbthebeast8394 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s weird because most times when they show it on tv, they include the post-credit scene. Or at least they do now whenever it’s aired

    • @danpenia219
      @danpenia219 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dbthebeast8394 mandela effect lol

  • @kennysaunders7259
    @kennysaunders7259 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    "Most people would drop the knife, when T-boned by a car..." Well most people wouldn't stop a 2 ton car dead in its tracks due to supernatural augmentation. Not sinworthy.

  • @Midnight24435
    @Midnight24435 4 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    Ugh. You had to sin Lucifer. Peter Stormare did an insane job as Lucifer. C'mon man.

    • @orlandmalon1409
      @orlandmalon1409 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Stormare's performance did pay off Constantine's apparent loathing of Lucifer, I thought.
      So creepy. 😱

    • @treytucker9948
      @treytucker9948 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      no he does not play a good lucifer morningstar. you see in the comics lucifer acts very different than what this one does.

    • @TehXygen
      @TehXygen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      trey tucker this is satan not dc’s Lucifer

    • @stryph42
      @stryph42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TehXygen And Constantine is a character from the HellBlazer comics series.

    • @Vampwars
      @Vampwars 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      stryph42, pretty much everyone knows that by now. There was even a show that had a man that looked more like the comic book character & actually wore the tan trench coat & had blonde hair. That doesn’t take away from the chilling performance of Peter Stormare gave as Lucifer. It may not be the comic book version but then again, as you can see by them casting Keanu Reeves, they didn’t make it to be absolutely accurate to the source.

  • @randomhero456
    @randomhero456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    This makes me want to watch this movie again.

    • @attactontitan
      @attactontitan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mike Cirio th-cam.com/video/KBc520EY5bk/w-d-xo.html

    • @athenawindyy966
      @athenawindyy966 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ITS ON NEEETTTFFLIIIIXXXXX
      sorry too excited I've been waiting and looking for years

  • @JuICyBLiinGeR
    @JuICyBLiinGeR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    Constantine is a legendary movie. I must have watched this at least a thousand times. Peter Stormare only needed a short scene to be memorable 😬

    • @attactontitan
      @attactontitan 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      JuICyBLiinGeR th-cam.com/video/KBc520EY5b/w-d-xo.html

    • @chicostephenson
      @chicostephenson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Constantine is a great character. in the comics and in this movie. This movie deserves more than it got

    • @KhanMann66
      @KhanMann66 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Need to find this movie again

    • @YouBigDummy
      @YouBigDummy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You're definitely exaggerating.

    • @JuICyBLiinGeR
      @JuICyBLiinGeR 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Damien Lu Have you seen The Kingdom?

  • @poweroffriendship2.0
    @poweroffriendship2.0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    *Fun Fact:* Constantine is basically a result ot what happened when John Wick appears in The Exorcist.
    The movie ended in 3 minutes.

    • @robertagu5533
      @robertagu5533 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      An like in John Wick... was STILL kicking ass back then

    • @attactontitan
      @attactontitan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mr. Friendship th-cam.com/video/KBc520EY5bk/w-d-xo.html

    • @ralph0149
      @ralph0149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You get my vote for who wins the internet today.

    • @SoldierMan1557
      @SoldierMan1557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You make a really great point there Mr friendship

    • @YouBigDummy
      @YouBigDummy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That was so goddamn lame.

  • @MarcusHelius
    @MarcusHelius 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    I just figured out that Constantine has massive jugs of holy water around his appartment...

    • @revlouder5865
      @revlouder5865 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You have me in the first half lol

    • @LadyOnikara
      @LadyOnikara 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gotta be prepared for anything... just don't mix up the jugs of holy water with the jugs of drinking water.

    • @stylis666
      @stylis666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@revlouder5865 I was like, wháát? So I read the comment again, and this time I pay attention to the first half and then I was like, hahahahaha! Nice one! :D

  • @Vampwars
    @Vampwars 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I greatly enjoyed, “Constantine” & since I never read the comic books, I didn’t know it was suppose to be the same character. Then again, I had the same thing happen to me with Blade. I thought both characters were entirely new so I was just able to enjoy the story on the screen rather than tearing it apart.
    That being said, I really wish there had been a “Constantine 2” because that end credits scene at the end made it seem like Kramer could either be an Agent on the inside for John or that he could slowly become a serious contender for being his nemesis. Either way, it could’ve been awesome. I never got to play the game but I heard that was good, too.

  • @TheSharkIsWorking_23
    @TheSharkIsWorking_23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    “Quentin Tarantino’s Constantine!”
    I did not even look at the image and I already knew it had something to do with feet
    Lol

  • @xiphos8219
    @xiphos8219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    The Electric Chair matters because of the hundreds of executions he was talking about. Lots of residual energy from souls being condemned. And they all went to Hell by Constantine standards.

  • @OrealLove
    @OrealLove 4 ปีที่แล้ว +563

    One of the many movies I wish they’d made a sequel to 😣

    • @Zarlos01
      @Zarlos01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The sin is that are no a sequel

    • @Zarlos01
      @Zarlos01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @cecily boyd really? Where they announced?

    • @Psyteth
      @Psyteth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @cecily boyd where? Nothing has been confirmed, there isnt even a script or a cast lol. Reeves caused the stir because he said he would like to do it again in an interview. It would be years away if it even happens.

    • @nicolasriveros943
      @nicolasriveros943 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @cecily boyd the only think that exist about a sequel Is that Keanu said he want to play the character again, no sequel Is actually confirmed

    • @TEKKENKING23
      @TEKKENKING23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Psyteth my thoughts exactly since Keanu Reeves is going to be busy because he's starring in Bill & Ted 3, John wick chapter 4 & The matrix 4.

  • @thejordyoshi
    @thejordyoshi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    In the books Chas is one of John’s only friends who doesn’t die, that’s why it isn’t like the books.

    • @SomewhatSlightlyBored
      @SomewhatSlightlyBored 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Also the fact that the character, setting and majority of themes in the book are based around Britain, its politics and its culture. Yet they decided to make Constantine American (which I suppose is still a step up from getting Keanu to attempt a British accent again, but still...).

    • @tzaphkielconficturus7136
      @tzaphkielconficturus7136 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SomewhatSlightlyBored The quality of this story is not related to how closely it resembles a different story. Cannon is a lie, as no fictional story is any more real than any other fictional story.

  • @SteveO760
    @SteveO760 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    My DVD version ends with John putting a piece of gum in his mouth and I never knew there was a scene after the credits.

  • @Neverfate
    @Neverfate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Djimon Hounsou just continuing his quest to be an amazing actor in yet another underutilized role.

    • @DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose
      @DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "Who?" (quoting another underutilized character)

    • @lionhead123
      @lionhead123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose "we got blood here!" another quote...

  • @JosephMurphy90
    @JosephMurphy90 4 ปีที่แล้ว +513

    Tilda Swinton is a terrifying and magnificent actor. She was outstanding in this movie.
    edit: don't forget to show some love and subscribe :)

    • @attactontitan
      @attactontitan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Joseph Murphy th-cam.com/video/KBc520EY5b/w-d-xo.html

    • @chicostephenson
      @chicostephenson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      In this movie she is great. I dare say that she is the best part.

    • @KhanMann66
      @KhanMann66 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Perfect villainess role.

    • @justinhayes6665
      @justinhayes6665 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Agreed. Her Gabriel and Peter Stormare's Lucifer were great performances.

    • @mcnasty4207
      @mcnasty4207 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Have you ever seen Vanilla Sky? She is amazing

  • @NekoChanSenpai
    @NekoChanSenpai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Some romans: this guy dead yet? I dunno, poke him with a stick
    The stick: becomes a cursed artifact

    • @counterstructure4908
      @counterstructure4908 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey, the nails had probably just as much a chance to be used for a house or chest.

    • @fairystail1
      @fairystail1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@counterstructure4908 nah if you want to know what happens to the nails you'll have to watch Hellsing

  • @karimseifull2474
    @karimseifull2474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love the cyberpunk 2077 Johnny silver hand mention at 2:21. This was very early.

    • @DesertDweller500
      @DesertDweller500 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Please don't remind me. I have nightmares thinking back to that first week of game play.
      Holy shi* 😅

  • @InsaneLaughter01
    @InsaneLaughter01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Honestly after all these years, I still wouldn’t be mad about being smited if it meant Tilda Swindon was dressed as an angel and stepped on me.

  • @steffanofumo
    @steffanofumo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    I really liked this movie, and I’m glad to see from the comments that I wasn’t the only one, a lot of people seem to have a soft spot for it hehe

  • @gabrielloko30000
    @gabrielloko30000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Two things: The Hell scene is pretty damn good!
    And also a we got a decent Third Person Shooting on the PS2

    • @M3RS.
      @M3RS. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This was made in 2005 so the CGI was decent for that time. I liked it too.

    • @889Pammov
      @889Pammov 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I still have my Xbox game 😎👍

  • @watchedbythewatchers175
    @watchedbythewatchers175 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    I love Constantine I grew up watching this movie, Keanu was the perfect actor to portray that character. And Lucifer was one of the best versions in film to date.

    • @mellysomethingclever
      @mellysomethingclever 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Private117 you mean the most campy hellblazer ever.

    • @MultiHassan1993
      @MultiHassan1993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Private117 are you really just talking about the appearance? Cuz portrayal wise, Keanu did a damn good job of bringing the character to life and, in my opinion, is a much better/authentic Constantine than Matt Ryan, whose portrayal was good in its own right but just a bit too corny for me

    • @ihoundsmite
      @ihoundsmite 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Matt Ryan is so much better for the role, genuinely owns the role.

    • @889Pammov
      @889Pammov 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MultiHassan1993 I like Keanu Reeves (I saw his band Dogstar😎👍🎸) But as an actor he can't do emotions very well. His trying to cough in the movie was lame 🤦In the movie Replicas they had him face down cry in a long shot because he wasn't convincing enough I'm sure.

    • @phutureproof
      @phutureproof 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That was a very short adolescence!

  • @GlassSandwichTV
    @GlassSandwichTV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    As for the electric chair, he says 200 souls passed in the chair so if I were to guess, this chair makes this plane-change easier to come back to the living world the same way a trail made through deep snow makes it easier to walk the opposite way it was made

  • @theamericancrippler
    @theamericancrippler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    There was an end credits scene and I'm just finding out 15 years later

  • @ardenaudreyarji
    @ardenaudreyarji 4 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    The only sin here is that this movie didn't have a sequel.

    • @wendybabendy
      @wendybabendy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ambi Dextrose I’m told they are filming one right now...

    • @treytucker9948
      @treytucker9948 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      or it had nothing to do with the comics.

    • @loudestcloud
      @loudestcloud 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@wendybabendy Na, they wouldn't do that. Even if it was it wouldn't be them because of Matt ryan and the new casts

    • @NATEDOG
      @NATEDOG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There was a rumor of them filming a sequel but that was shot down.

    • @AdamG1983
      @AdamG1983 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not every great film needs a sequel

  • @capitaokaede
    @capitaokaede 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    ...Ok, kudos for making me realize that Gabriel's line "the life you took" had a double meaning and I never saw it.

    • @avocadothecat
      @avocadothecat 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DARTHMOBIUS her name was Astra wasn't it?

  • @josephopoku194
    @josephopoku194 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    This movie was the first I met the great Keanu Reeves. Fell in love with him here. This and ghost rider my guilty pleasures

    • @josephopoku194
      @josephopoku194 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh I never understood the story. Just a cool guywho kicks demon bum with a crossgun

  • @e.v.emmons8567
    @e.v.emmons8567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Seriously, CinemaSins dude, you were really struggling to sin this movie.

  • @TheHumblePotato
    @TheHumblePotato 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    CinemaSins: What were 2005 Catholic Schools teaching these kids?
    Me: How to look sexy for them.

    • @Saiyuri101
      @Saiyuri101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lol I'd always wondered why tf my friend literally told me she was "marrying Jesus" at 12 and that really f'ed me up then... Now I understand it's communion 😬

  • @charlx8979
    @charlx8979 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    To be fair, this was actually a pretty decent adaptation
    People say there are no good dc comics movies
    Its silly and overly badass edgelord but it IS john constantine after all

    • @LaineyBug2020
      @LaineyBug2020 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@10tailedbijuu I kind of like CW John...

    • @managarn8038
      @managarn8038 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Have you actually read the hellblazer series?

    • @aerthreepwood8021
      @aerthreepwood8021 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This Constantine didn't fuck over every single person around him, including damning a child to hell to save his own ass, so it's not really that close.

    • @chandlerfarmer3491
      @chandlerfarmer3491 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I prefer justice league dark animated movie john constantine

    • @caitlinbrewer4843
      @caitlinbrewer4843 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ...they change everything about Constantine aside from his name, his smoking, and that he has a friend named Chas who drives a cab. And they kill Chas!

  • @Starfals
    @Starfals 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    The acting of Peter Stormare is sooo spot on and the right amount of cheesy ;p Thats kind of how i imagine Luci

    • @stylis666
      @stylis666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fuck yes! Perfect cast for being a complete dick, and proud of it, and vanity is the perfect excuse for the cast, so like many others I think that deserves at least one sin off. For sure, CinemaSins can sin Satan for being a stereotype of the character, but... that's what Satan is: a caricature of evil. Stormare depicts that perfectly in this movie.

  • @Igorcastrochucre
    @Igorcastrochucre 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    8:15 "So water in Hell?"
    Nope, and you can't put a bed there either.

    • @KhanMann66
      @KhanMann66 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There's water in water!

    • @lonestoner8297
      @lonestoner8297 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@KhanMann66 Water you saying?!?!?! That's impossible!!!! Lol

    • @KhanMann66
      @KhanMann66 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lonestoner8297 th-cam.com/video/ZwuVpNYrKPY/w-d-xo.html

    • @minez5628
      @minez5628 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Good one, gamer. F for those who have made that mistake.

    • @PanSpaceman
      @PanSpaceman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      you can put down water if it's in a cauldron at least

  • @oldleatherhandsfriends4053
    @oldleatherhandsfriends4053 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Funniest part is Shea being an angel, cause guys a piece of work in real life.

    • @francispitts9440
      @francispitts9440 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      More like a complete douche and plays the same exact asshole character in every movie.

    • @compzac
      @compzac 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      its shia... and technically this was before he started becoming the mega douche... thats probably why he was allowed to be an angel, he hadnt started his bag head im not famous spiel yet.

  • @TheArpitSharma
    @TheArpitSharma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I love this movie. I can watch it every single time it plays on tv. And I've recommended it to tons of people. For me, it's what a comic-book movie should be. It is rated so low on Metacritic and Rotten Tomatoes, I'm surprised.

  • @nightmare-nightmarenightma1147
    @nightmare-nightmarenightma1147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    I used to watch this movie RELIGIOUSLY as a kid and I never knew there was an end credits scene. My like is a lie... Holy moly I can't believe this

    • @demjanickjoe
      @demjanickjoe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was thinking the exact same thing!

    • @GGLD888
      @GGLD888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yup, me too

  • @KCw120
    @KCw120 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    ITS BEEN I DONT KNOW HOW MANY YEARS AND UNTIL NOW I GOT TO KNOW SHIA HAD A POST CREDIT SCENE! Thank you Cinemasins!

  • @TheDahaka1
    @TheDahaka1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    "200 souls passed through this wood and steel at Sing Sing"
    "So wait, why does it have to be this chair?"
    "As I said, 200 souls passed through this wood and steel at Sing Sing. Isn't it quite peculiar?"
    "No, it seems you just have to electrocute someone"
    "...I give up."

    • @xianxiii3029
      @xianxiii3029 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Yep. Welcome to this channel where this dude ignores dialogue to suit his sin needs.

    • @teetheluchador
      @teetheluchador 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      But why does that matter

    • @haph2087
      @haph2087 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      teetheluchador Presumably the fact that 200 souls passed through in that chair might influence his going through.

    • @CarryTheThree
      @CarryTheThree 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@teetheluchador seeing as nearly 200 people went to hell through this chair,..and papa midnite a legendary shaman owns it,.. he knows..john is going to hell.. it has only one use.. he's going down there to fuck with the balance..He has the Chair..they go to his place to party..he chooses to stay neutral,.. but aside from all that, 200 people died in that chair.. if 200 people died in your kitchen... you're throwing the whole house out.. The Chair has sentimental value also..

    • @twostep919
      @twostep919 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@xianxiii3029 Truth

  • @Gourmondise
    @Gourmondise 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I cannot believe you forgot to sin them for the wrong cocking sound for the gun at 4:43 !!!
    It is a beretta like handgun with an internal chamber-barrel assembly however the sound they used is from a revolver.

  • @McNasty7100
    @McNasty7100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Quentin Tarantino's Constantine" had me dying

  • @soulife8383
    @soulife8383 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    "it's not like the books" - THE LORE, they're talking about the lore.. and probably a subtle jab at the fact this isn't like the comics.. Jesus Christ. 100 sins

    • @AdamG1983
      @AdamG1983 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jeremy isn't exactly known for being an expert at movies ...or comic books ...or anything

  • @avengingkitty
    @avengingkitty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I would definitely watch a movie about the "guy who knows a guy" or rather, the guy he knows... Now that would be an adventure!

    • @GatorDunnAZ
      @GatorDunnAZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Warehouse 13? But darker, I guess?

    • @avengingkitty
      @avengingkitty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@GatorDunnAZ ohhh yeah!!! 100% would watch that! I loved Warehouse 13!

    • @Rohgamu
      @Rohgamu 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@avengingkitty girl what???

    • @avengingkitty
      @avengingkitty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Rohgamu in the movie, Constantine asks Beeman where he was able to get dragon's breath and Beeman responds with " I know a guy who knows a guy"... I'm stating that I would watch a movie about this "guy who knows a guy" or rather that guy that he knows... Since they seem to be the adventurous type, you know, being able to procure dragon's breath and all lol

  • @ThePrinceofHisOwnKingdom
    @ThePrinceofHisOwnKingdom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Keanu would've make an awesome Dr. Strange.
    Edit: Oh look. This movie even have Ancient One.

    • @queensaharaice7376
      @queensaharaice7376 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Damn you right

    • @FarhanMehmood
      @FarhanMehmood 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Prince of His Own Kingdom I think he was the choices

    • @thesprawl2361
      @thesprawl2361 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Strongly disagree. Whenever he plays any kind of scientist or surgeon it's just ridiculous. Keanu Reeves, super-arrogant world-class micro-surgeon? Nah, not buying it. Cumberbatch was perfect.

    • @ThePrinceofHisOwnKingdom
      @ThePrinceofHisOwnKingdom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thesprawl2361 I actually thought Cumberbatch was a miscast in the solo movie and his character was just a ripoff of Stark and Quill.
      I imagine if Keanu got the role, he'd play Strange as cold, heartless and pompous which I can see him playing.
      But Cumberbatch was awesome in IW and EG though.

    • @kriskeller3455
      @kriskeller3455 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      And finally someone else she her in this movie lol that’s great when I first saw her in dr strange I said to my friend she plays in Constantine and he laughed

  • @Grasslander
    @Grasslander ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Only one Sin I disagree with: Satan gave John that chat for a reason, he realized that John "hadn't made the same mistake twice," committed suicide - he knew there must be something behind it and wanted to know why before dragging John down to hell. Considering John's connections etc it might be important.

  • @Gaia_Seraphina
    @Gaia_Seraphina 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    05:20
    They made the hell looking like an eternal explosion of an atomic bomb ( they used footage of atomary tests for their work ).
    It's said in the interview on the DVD.

  • @williamwinder3466
    @williamwinder3466 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    10:05 two hundred souls. two hundred damned souls. It acts as a conduit to hell.

    • @AdamG1983
      @AdamG1983 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hey, it's Jeremy. Man is not known for being observant

  • @li-limandragon9287
    @li-limandragon9287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    He flips off Satan Jeremy, this movie is perfect.

    • @889Pammov
      @889Pammov 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Pride kept him on Earth. Should have accepted God's Grace 🙏😇❣️ and went to Heaven 🤦

    • @thejordyoshi
      @thejordyoshi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pamela Haskell
      He had no choice, Lucifer stopped him.

    • @ingloriousbetch4302
      @ingloriousbetch4302 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@889Pammov you really didn't pay attention, huh

  • @jordant3694
    @jordant3694 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I love this movie. It's not even a guilty pleasure -- it's just fantastic.

  • @calebcarlcrouch
    @calebcarlcrouch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The Spear of Destiny is the “Power of God” necessary to let the Antichrist cross over, not Gabriel. That’s why the guys got possessed in the first place. Because he found the item that could bring the Son through.

    • @1220-d1e
      @1220-d1e 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Some religion trivia!!!
      So, gabriel (i like religions) translates into "God is [my] strength". It makes sense that he would be part of this, and while I feel Michael should have been the choice, as his name translates to "who is like God[?]", with his name being the both a question and the closest answered.

    • @treytucker9948
      @treytucker9948 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@1220-d1e here's some fun trivia.
      in the comics gabriel, lucifer and michael were the first three being the presence (dc omnipotent creator.) at the same time, and were rivals for the second spot for the most powerful thing in existence.

    • @tzaphkielconficturus7136
      @tzaphkielconficturus7136 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@1220-d1e Some nitpicking trivia!!!
      This is not religion trivia, but hebrew trivia. It's theophory not theology. Still fun trivia, though.

    • @1220-d1e
      @1220-d1e 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tzaphkielconficturus7136 Fair enough sir.

    • @tzaphkielconficturus7136
      @tzaphkielconficturus7136 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@1220-d1e Sorry about the nitpick. I couldn't resist. Theophoric names are cool, though. There's a wikipedia list of several hebrew theophoric names that I use for naming stuff in various games. I like to name swords in CK2 "Iruel," so when I duel someone, I can put "the fear of god" in them...
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theophory_in_the_Bible

  • @krumpits
    @krumpits 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    The movie states twice that; "its not like the books" which you even made a sin on.
    Then shortly after you sin the fact that its not following how its said to be in the bible.
    Gee its almost like "its not like the books"

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    The Bembridge Scholars are gonna be real mad now.

    • @anubusx
      @anubusx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Rick vs Satan.

    • @leonorrodriguez954
      @leonorrodriguez954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂

    • @sethl.lazarus6642
      @sethl.lazarus6642 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I have I sudden urge to push your button...I'll show myself out

  • @TheKillerman3333
    @TheKillerman3333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    I just want to see a sequal to this movie.

    • @susannawolf
      @susannawolf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Zane Miller THANK YOU

    • @caitlinbrewer4843
      @caitlinbrewer4843 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why? It’s enjoyable enough in its own right but it’s a bad adaptation.

    • @TheKillerman3333
      @TheKillerman3333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@caitlinbrewer4843 It is a great movie in its own right, however the reason i want a sequal is becuase i want to see the story after this one. As for adaption, i was unaware that it was one at any point. I am aware of the adult cartoon version of constantine but have not looked into it yet.

    • @caitlinbrewer4843
      @caitlinbrewer4843 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TheKillerman3333 yeah, I guess if you don’t know the comic, all the differences don’t distract you. In the comic, Constantine is a blond, British, bisexual occultist who gets out of jams with his wits and a bit of magic. He also tends to manipulate everyone and everything around him. For reference, he has managed to get one over in Superman, Satan, Darkseid, God, AND Batman. You can see why the differences got under the skin of long time fans, especially considering the socio-political nature of his series. Still, I recommenced the City Of Demons movie if you want to a more comic accurate depiction of the character.

    • @nathanjohnson3902
      @nathanjohnson3902 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I haven't seen the comics either, but it sounds like the Constantine TV show and legends of tomorrow is a more accurate portrayal...

  • @thorzyan
    @thorzyan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    This movie has my favorite Satan portrayal ever.

  • @ZebbeCali
    @ZebbeCali 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I’ve only got one: the first exorcism in the movie tipped John off to the spear being in play. That’s why he went to midnight’s. The chair is used to track the spear.

  • @johnnyrocket9372
    @johnnyrocket9372 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    11:09 you got it wrong. They were looking at the door on the west wall ( that is were Angela was fighting the demon) then John came through the doors on east wall, and all the demons turned around to see him. If you look close right as he enters you see them turning around.

  • @nicholascauton9648
    @nicholascauton9648 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    “Oh the irony of being named ‘Hennessy’ and being unable to taste alcohol.”
    I died 😂
    Edit: @5:58

  • @DucNguyen0131
    @DucNguyen0131 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Before "Tenet" is about to came out, make sure that they'll sin Christopher Nolan's earlier movie "Memento". The sin timer goes in reverse.

    • @abhinavshukla7403
      @abhinavshukla7403 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      More like "X-1"..."X-2"...and it ends with actual nos of sins... 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @heisen-bones
      @heisen-bones 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      They also forgot to sin Dunkirk

    • @toka100
      @toka100 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Really would like to see momento sinned. That would be funny.

  • @NATEDOG
    @NATEDOG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This movie has the best portrayal of the Devil i have ever seen. Can’t remember the actor’s name but he always nails the creeps gigs.

  • @adamfrancois1575
    @adamfrancois1575 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I think we all can appreciate Peter Stormare as Lucifer, epic performance.

  • @_rak3r
    @_rak3r 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    11:00 that gun only carries 7-8 round. you can see the slide lock back showing it is out of ammo

  • @Cassandra6
    @Cassandra6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    Everything wrong with Constantine: nothing, it’s a perfect movie

    • @YouBigDummy
      @YouBigDummy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Liar

    • @georgiosioannispappas
      @georgiosioannispappas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      W

    • @kysike666
      @kysike666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Agreed

    • @blupunk01
      @blupunk01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Absolute dumpster fire.

    • @treytucker9948
      @treytucker9948 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      1. john constantine doesn't act like that.
      2. the hell in dc comics doesn't look like that.
      3. gabriel in the comics is a hard ass and kind of a ass hole, but he has help save mankind on multiple occasions.
      4. Lucifer in the comics would have never fight his twin brother to save the earth.
      5.none of Lucifer kids are allowed in hell. as they were banned from it, by lucifer so they didn't have to suffer for his sins.
      6. all the kids of lucifer we have seen in the comics, don't want to destroy the earth.
      and that's only some of the thing this movie got wrong.

  • @NickGurrFromEurope
    @NickGurrFromEurope 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    There is exactly zero sins in this movie, except trying to kill Keanu

  • @JohnDoe-nz6bk
    @JohnDoe-nz6bk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Nothing is wrong with Constantine!

    • @Paranoid_Alchemist
      @Paranoid_Alchemist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Except there being no sequel

    • @JohnDoe-nz6bk
      @JohnDoe-nz6bk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Paranoid you got that right!

    • @Paranoid_Alchemist
      @Paranoid_Alchemist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Private117 we would've seen more magic after this one tho, this could've kept going. I thought it was a cool telling of the Constantine story.

  • @harleenquinzel2058
    @harleenquinzel2058 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “I think this movie is confessing”
    You are correct sir

  • @Malidictus
    @Malidictus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I still say Constantine's finale with Satan is absolutely brilliant. It's a nice semi-subversion a whole bunch of different topics and Peter Stormare's performance is absolutely one-of-a-kind. The rest of the movie sags quite a bit, but that finale is worth it.

  • @lpenrike
    @lpenrike 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    best part aboout this movie?
    the holy knuckle dusters
    for when you wanna crusade but your sword is getting forged

  • @chadbaptiste4227
    @chadbaptiste4227 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "Ahh Greedy Fly!"
    Lost it.

  • @SmithflixEntertainment
    @SmithflixEntertainment 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Alternative outtake to the scene where Shia talks to himself would to have Will Smith's quote cut in from I, Robot (when he was talking to Shia), "Stop swearing because you're not good at it."

  • @nofreebeer
    @nofreebeer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I think the "It's not like the books" is a reference to the very loose usage of the Hellblazer comic books.

  • @BENJAMINelsbury
    @BENJAMINelsbury ปีที่แล้ว +1

    15:00 first time I have seen march 2020 being referenced as a good thing

  • @DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose
    @DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    The creation of this movie and introduction of John Constantine would eventually help lead to Matt Ryan's version of Constantine :). *reverse sin removal ding*

    • @DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose
      @DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Private117 He currently has a main role on Legends of Tomorrow (since S4) and he's fit right in with the show, so we have that at least :).

  • @markfudge5642
    @markfudge5642 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I don't read comics, so watching this as is, well I get to love this movie .

    • @li-limandragon9287
      @li-limandragon9287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It’s better than the comics in this case.

  • @hapax-si2fd
    @hapax-si2fd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You had me at Bugblatter Beast of Trall. Of course this is the 396th video of your channel I've watched so maybe I have a small addiction starting BUT, to reference THE BOOK is just awesome. Love the channel, still laughing, can't text anymore thank you keep it up. 😏🤓

  • @AdamG1983
    @AdamG1983 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    How does downblouse shots of Rachel NOT warrant a sin off?!
    Asking for a friend

  • @theblackbaron4119
    @theblackbaron4119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Back when Shia still had all his marbles, and didn't lose capture the flag five times consecutively against 4chan's /pol/ board.

    • @Blazingswordsman
      @Blazingswordsman 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol that shit got me rolling xDDDDD 4chan with the epic trolling

  • @piccolomair
    @piccolomair 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    YO! That Room-Mirror Riddle. My sister told me that riddle when i was like 3 years old, no idea where she learned it from, never heard it from anyone else. This is the first time I've ever heard anyone but me and my sister speak of that riddle - is that actually some famous riddle? Pretty rad to hear it one of my favorite channels - made my night :)

    • @compzac
      @compzac 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its not unpopular... ive heard it a few times.

  • @FishoD
    @FishoD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    1:44 - Twins do not have to look identical to each other, there are several types of twins... You're getting sloppy CinemaSins, you're getting sloppy.

    • @ripleyjlawman.3162
      @ripleyjlawman.3162 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They got sloppy a long time ago, this one is just plain laziness.

    • @thomasneal9291
      @thomasneal9291 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      the movie specifically says they are identical twins. several times.

  • @vsamdol95
    @vsamdol95 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lucifer not allowing Gabriel to finish the summoning of Mammon gets me the most.

  • @shadow_of_origin1121
    @shadow_of_origin1121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ah yes Constantine with an American accent despite him being the most British dc character there is

  • @Enby_Wendigo
    @Enby_Wendigo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    For some reason I’m enjoying you sining my favorite movie

    • @queensaharaice7376
      @queensaharaice7376 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

    • @bubba200874426
      @bubba200874426 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Movies I like are generally the sins videos I like the most.
      That's why I want a video on The Princess Bride so much. That movie has some things that are genuinely worth sins for sure, but I want to see what jokes they come up with.
      Honestly, I feel like people that watch this to see them rip up movies and not for the jokes are missing the point.