I was so blinded by the bright "whiteness" of the first three phases of the MCU that it tricked me into thinking they were actually good. Thank you Woke Critic for helping me realize my error.
The ironic thing is that Phase 4 came about coz China shut off it's markets after they had enough of Disney's extremely bad movies. So now Disney is .... aiming for America and they think that America wants wokeness coz of a few lost university students looking for gender reassignment class. Actually all gags and giggles aside.... what on earth is going on in the US educational system? It's like some inmates escaped the loony bin and are now teaching kids... the students drinking it like Kool-aid, asking for 2nds. It's fucking Jonestown out there.
I'm middle eastern born and raised. There has been some political tentions lately and ever since the Egyptian revolution we have been looking for someone to lead us in the right direction but things were getting worse. Everything changed when our leader watched the 3rd episode of she-hulk, we progressed, we redirected our efforts from trying to improve education, poverty and international relations to strong women twerking in the work place with self proclaimed "hoes"
@@shafkatahmed5420 And, what are you gonna do about it, snowflake?! Cry even harder?! Why don't you pray to your "allah" to stop me?! Doesn't work, huh?! 😊
@@shafkatahmed5420 The only time I thought this was with She-Hulk, but she doesn't even look that bad. I can't think of where else but maybe there are other examples
@@Canesugar7683 Well,it was an exaggeration, There was a scene in NWH with Flash and it looks like a video game,Thor 4' masks looked like poor CGI,and the floating head. The problem is not that is looks bad,it is a 200mil budget movie whose biggest strength is CGI and spectacle.They should at least do the CGI good.Because of the budget and box office
"Fell for"? I don't understand he is being serious. STrong diverse women are the greatest of people and are going to lead us to the promised land....... p....pfff...pffffff ba ha aha h ha ugh I tried to say that with a straight face!
@@DustinBarlow8P To be fair, there's nothing wrong with strong diverse women. Except Disney, including Marvel and Lucas Films, has no idea how to write a compelling character or plot for one.
@@InzaneMane might be the end of new Marvel movies for many of us, but good Marvel movies will still be there. Captain America 1-2, Spider-Man 1-2 (Sony), Blade 1-2 (even Trinity is better then most modern MCU stuff), The Amazing Spider-Man (Andrew Garfield version), The Punisher (Thomas Jane). So yeah, there are good Marvel related movies out there, just, so few are actually part of the MCU. I'd say the first Iron-Man was also pretty good as well. But that is about it.
It will be funny the day he blows up and he get fans that don't understand he's being sarcastic. The comment arguments will only give him further favor in the algorithm! I can't wait.
I love how Wanda killed the illuminati in the order of privilege. That was one of the most brilliant and impactful moments in the history of filmmaking.
Marvel in 2019: "Here, have all you favorite super heroes teaming up agaisnt one of the coolest villains ever introduced in pop culture. Best fighting sequence ever made in hollywood history!" Marvel in 2022: "Here, have all your favorite twerkers teaming up agaisnt one of the fattest asses ever introduced in pop culture. Best twerking sequence ever made in hollywood history!"
Phase 4 is a glorious triumph. A Marvel phase! So woke the patriarchy fell asleep. Everyone who watches it and likes it will never want freedom again because of its “super” modern and progressive World Economic Forum ties. To prove the point here are some ardent testimonials: Phil said “I didn’t even need to use my brain to behold this epic and progressive phase 4. It was that good.” Ramon says” This helps me get over not owning anything and liking it.” Susan said “I’m so stunned and inspired like it’s the best thing that has happened to all women everywhere. So empowering!” Kim said” This truly suspends all belief!! Just watch it.”
i couldn't believe it when i saw that on the miniature, i thought it was click bait, so much women empowerment couldn't be true. But it was !!! oh, Glorious days ahead !
Love how the most hated character of phase 4 is a guy who killed only ONE TERRORIST. But somehow it’s enough to hate him because Cap’s shield got bloodied. Meanwhile, the characters who enslaved, murdered or only being a hero for selfish gains are well loved by the fans, even considered as “role models”.
@@InzaneMane I guess, would've been nice to flesh him out to make him a nuanced character tho Kinda hard to do with 6 episodes and less screen time than the other main lead character
Interestingly, the highest earning Comic Book/Superhero film, by budget, is "The Mask" with Jim Carrey. (Well, at least until Joker came out in 2019). Cost $20 million, made $350+ million, in '90's bucks. Way better return per budget than any MCU film.
This channel is a God send. My whole soul is covered in woke burns and 20 minute chunks of dry stoic sarcasm are the only salve that gives my spirit reprieve.
i ahve to admit, the avenger movies were so damn good. MCU to me is a good watch, or at least was, but i was never really into comic book heros but the phase 1 movies were so fucking good they made me come back. I haven't watched a single movie since infinity war and end game and i seriously could go without seeing any new ones since the quality is now worse the CW quality.
2:50 let us all hope that old good X-MEN ROGUE will always find the way to put that B'''''CH into Eternal Coma the kind that you will never get up i still cannot believe and i still super SALTY that they brought back Professor Xavier into that multiverse of madness movie just to get him Kill like if he was Nothing by She-Strange ffffffFFFFFFFFFFfffffffff this Rotten broken world of ours man
When Shangqi come out everyone thought it will be the least of phase 4 films, turns out it's actually the best of it(if not count spiderman). What a joke.
Always great content. But we all know the real issue with phase 4, some of the superheroes are just not taking their shifts off as often. In the first 3 phases you could guarantee someone would have their shirt off at some point. Phase 4 has been a lot more hit and miss. I'm hoping they fix this in the Marvels.
I know this is a joke but I'm pretty sure that it's the same, if not worse. There's at least one in each male lead movie. no way home (when he is in his room after being exposed) , love and thunder (goes as far as bare ass), multiverse of midness (when he wakes up from other strange dying), shang-chi (his literal adult introduction scene). Marvel really knows how to appeal to its female/gay audience huh?
@@struggler7079 Maybe Shuri in the new Black Panther Movie. It's my last hope for the MCU. Basically any female character is highly unlikeable and I cannot imagine how any mother would like them to be a role model for her daughters. And the male characters are just disappointing since the ending of phase 3. They got completely dismantled by the current writers and Disneys Agenda.
I believe there are people whose movie tastes are so bad and shallow that they are cheering you on. You are so right why has no one said all of this in a more timely manner, great review. The Best Movies Ever; what a leap for mankind.
id have guessed this was all just a nightmare, if i hadnt known it was true. it makes me wonder, why is it SO obvious to all of us, but seems to escape these directors & writers so thoroughly?
I was so blinded by the bright "whiteness" of the first three phases of the MCU that it tricked me into thinking they were actually good. Thank you Woke Critic for helping me realize my error.
I’m reading every comment on the voice of the woke critic now,please help me!!!!!
I'm in tears.
Thank you Marvel for ending racism, sexism, patriarchy...
And capitalism too
Also wars, hunger and diseases
Lol
@@fajaradi1223 Yes, what a wonderful new world... now give them all your money.
It's utterly beautiful how a big corporation created this utopia we are now living in
The thickness of sarcasm on display could give Drinker a run for his money. Hats off.
Hulk - You wouldn't like him when he is angry
She-Hulk - You wouldn't like her when she is
Hey! Don't do that!
Fkin racist
'Despite the majority of spiders being black or brown, this one is completely white' LMFAO
guess youre black huh.
Magnificent line.
Of all the phases of the MCU, Phase 4 is definitely one of them.
The ironic thing is that Phase 4 came about coz China shut off it's markets after they had enough of Disney's extremely bad movies. So now Disney is .... aiming for America and they think that America wants wokeness coz of a few lost university students looking for gender reassignment class. Actually all gags and giggles aside.... what on earth is going on in the US educational system? It's like some inmates escaped the loony bin and are now teaching kids... the students drinking it like Kool-aid, asking for 2nds. It's fucking Jonestown out there.
Jen from saints row?
“It’s lawyering time.”
Scarlet witch was a character.
Yes, truly.
This review was so stunning and brave, just like phase 4. I couldn't hold back my tears.
I'm middle eastern born and raised. There has been some political tentions lately and ever since the Egyptian revolution we have been looking for someone to lead us in the right direction but things were getting worse. Everything changed when our leader watched the 3rd episode of she-hulk, we progressed, we redirected our efforts from trying to improve education, poverty and international relations to strong women twerking in the work place with self proclaimed "hoes"
Brilliantly put my man.
I am Egyptian, and I can confirm this. Sisi was brought to tears when he saw She Hulk episode 3.
You should change Mohammad's name to "Hoehammad". It would give a strong signal.
@@Ricardo-cl3vs Dude,you are crossing the line now
@@shafkatahmed5420
And, what are you gonna do about it, snowflake?! Cry even harder?!
Why don't you pray to your "allah" to stop me?! Doesn't work, huh?! 😊
“The eternals, superheroes older than time itself, and you feel every second of it watching them.”
Banger of a line.
"Action scenes with more cgi than toy story" you have just summed up all phase 4
Bruh Phase 3 was like this too, idk why people are saying that the movies suddenly changed in quality between phases
@@Canesugar7683 Phase 3 CGI was OK,Phase 4 CGI is worse than a average video game
@@shafkatahmed5420 The only time I thought this was with She-Hulk, but she doesn't even look that bad. I can't think of where else but maybe there are other examples
@@Canesugar7683 Well,it was an exaggeration,
There was a scene in NWH with Flash and it looks like a video game,Thor 4' masks looked like poor CGI,and the floating head.
The problem is not that is looks bad,it is a 200mil budget movie whose biggest strength is CGI and spectacle.They should at least do the CGI good.Because of the budget and box office
If it was good CGI, I wouldn't complain at all.. but it's awful CGI
6:00 "You wouldn't like her when she's angry, or any emotion for that matter" 😂
But she's always angry. She says so herself. It all fits perfectly. You just have to understand the emphasis on "you wouldn't like me" correctly.
The Woke Critic has showed me the light! A true masterpiece!
she hulk twerking is so empowering, thanks marvel!
The chain himself to the bed to avoid being American one got me. Good one 😂😂
fr
For an Englishman, no worse fate could be imagined, other than becoming French, of course.
A Triumph of Wokeness. I am so AWAKE right now, thank you.
I actually fell for this guy in the rings of power review then I realized how creative and funny this guy is he deserves more attention
Yeah, was surprised to see that this channel was like, one month old
"Fell for"? I don't understand he is being serious. STrong diverse women are the greatest of people and are going to lead us to the promised land....... p....pfff...pffffff ba ha aha h ha ugh I tried to say that with a straight face!
@@DustinBarlow8P 😂🤌
@@DustinBarlow8P To be fair, there's nothing wrong with strong diverse women. Except Disney, including Marvel and Lucas Films, has no idea how to write a compelling character or plot for one.
I discovered your channel a few days ago,and laughed with tears watching your witty reviews! Hats off to you !
You know this is excactly how I feel, endgame was the end of superhero movies. It will never be the same.
Endgame was already bad.
@@Сайтамен But it did what it needed. Wrap up the Infinity Saga storyline.
*The end of Marvel superhero movies.
@Jacky138 yea for me it really ends at Infinity War. What they're doing now proves that Thanos was the hero all along.
@@InzaneMane might be the end of new Marvel movies for many of us, but good Marvel movies will still be there. Captain America 1-2, Spider-Man 1-2 (Sony), Blade 1-2 (even Trinity is better then most modern MCU stuff), The Amazing Spider-Man (Andrew Garfield version), The Punisher (Thomas Jane). So yeah, there are good Marvel related movies out there, just, so few are actually part of the MCU. I'd say the first Iron-Man was also pretty good as well. But that is about it.
I'm happy the entirety of phase 4 exists. It makes me appreciate everything before it.
15 straight minutes of sarcasm is truly impressive
i agree
What sarcasm? 😮
It's safe to say, I have never spoken about Marvel as much as I do now. So brave. Stunning.
I just discovered your awesome channel and I must say you are criminally under followed! I have no doubt you’ll be at 100k subs within a few months!
It will be funny the day he blows up and he get fans that don't understand he's being sarcastic. The comment arguments will only give him further favor in the algorithm! I can't wait.
I love how Wanda killed the illuminati in the order of privilege. That was one of the most brilliant and impactful moments in the history of filmmaking.
The relief that I felt when I realized this was irony is indescribable
Very sarcastic which plays to my English sense of humour perfectly
Marvel in 2019: "Here, have all you favorite super heroes teaming up agaisnt one of the coolest villains ever introduced in pop culture. Best fighting sequence ever made in hollywood history!"
Marvel in 2022: "Here, have all your favorite twerkers teaming up agaisnt one of the fattest asses ever introduced in pop culture. Best twerking sequence ever made in hollywood history!"
I love this channel
Me too, old chap. Me too
Just to be clear everyone is being sarcastic right?
I watch MCU and just can't stop crying at the stunning and brave choices.
the sarcasm is sooo good it actually made me think are you serious
its so good that i genuinely think a lot of people fell for it. some of the people in the comments unironically agrees with the parody video hahaha
WHY am I JUST now finding this channel??? TH-cam you failed me.
I'm so happy that Jennifer Lawrence invented phase 4. If it weren't for her, the world would still be in chaos!
Phase 4 is a glorious triumph. A Marvel phase! So woke the patriarchy fell asleep. Everyone who watches it and likes it will never want freedom again because of its “super” modern and progressive World Economic Forum ties. To prove the point here are some ardent testimonials:
Phil said “I didn’t even need to use my brain to behold this epic and progressive phase 4. It was that good.”
Ramon says” This helps me get over not owning anything and liking it.”
Susan said “I’m so stunned and inspired like it’s the best thing that has happened to all women everywhere. So empowering!”
Kim said” This truly suspends all belief!! Just watch it.”
my favourite channel right now
If you keep the quality of your videos and humour at this level, I think you are the next big thing in the fandom mate! Cheers!
I think most ppl REALLY love this kind of humor... or at least men and women living in " current year "
“More cgi than toy story” 🤣🤣🤣
Now I know why people think the number 4 is unlucky.
Your work is golden. You only have a few videos but we will watch with great anticipation.
“Gor the God-botherer” lol
Moon knight "A British man who chains himself to a bed every night to avoid waking up American" 🤣😂🤣 (Falls off chair laughing)
3:33 is Peak of Sarcasm
6:40 one of the proudest moments in television history 👏 🏆 I'm crying rn 💪😭👌
i couldn't believe it when i saw that on the miniature, i thought it was click bait, so much women empowerment couldn't be true.
But it was !!! oh, Glorious days ahead !
Goddamnit, i clicked that...
@@summerspring5930 I feel your pain.
Love how the most hated character of phase 4 is a guy who killed only ONE TERRORIST. But somehow it’s enough to hate him because Cap’s shield got bloodied.
Meanwhile, the characters who enslaved, murdered or only being a hero for selfish gains are well loved by the fans, even considered as “role models”.
I don't particularly like how John was written, but he's the most hated character? That's news to me
@@ninjanibba4259 Let's say the producers wanted us to hate him, but to many fans he is actually a pretty relatable character.
@@InzaneMane I guess, would've been nice to flesh him out to make him a nuanced character tho
Kinda hard to do with 6 episodes and less screen time than the other main lead character
I hated that terrorist biatch
Maybe that's why they made Wanda a main viliain in Doctor Strange 2.
Love the cut from She hulk twerking to Loki smiling with tears in his eyes. Brilliant.
"Marvel is now truly marvelous," said over Scarlet Witch, snapping Charles Xavier's neck... the truest representation of Phase 4 I've ever seen
actually we need this kind of review on every woke movie ever made.
That Rajamouli guy who directed RRR ,EEGA may be one of the solution for MCU to redeem themselves
Interestingly, the highest earning Comic Book/Superhero film, by budget, is "The Mask" with Jim Carrey. (Well, at least until Joker came out in 2019). Cost $20 million, made $350+ million, in '90's bucks. Way better return per budget than any MCU film.
Keep going! I love to finally see the light!!! Cheers from Mexico!!!
This channel is a God send. My whole soul is covered in woke burns and 20 minute chunks of dry stoic sarcasm are the only salve that gives my spirit reprieve.
I LOVE your accent saying 'cuddle'. Great channel and content - very well done. Subbed.
i just found your channel and im hooked.
I still can’t believe Stan Lee was reading the script for Mallrats in that movie lol.
I loved the commentary especially the hulk part “they do us one better"
Phase 4 has singlehandedly cured the world of racism and misogyny.
Phase 4 was the phase that convinced me Martin Scorsese was right in spite of his poor word choices.
I can finally feel good about the hundreds of hours i spent creating new ways to torture and kill my sims
Aside from brilliant sarcasm, the better Widow comment is right. Florence Pugh can act.
Tony DID NOT sacrificed himself for SHE-HULK TO TWERK!!! >:(
i ahve to admit, the avenger movies were so damn good. MCU to me is a good watch, or at least was, but i was never really into comic book heros but the phase 1 movies were so fucking good they made me come back. I haven't watched a single movie since infinity war and end game and i seriously could go without seeing any new ones since the quality is now worse the CW quality.
The first one was good, then they fell off a cliff. All the others have been sh!t.
@@davidmorgan6896 agree, the standards for good movies have dumbed down drastically🤣🤣🤣
Phase 4 cured my shaking and to an extent, my crying.
I love this channel. Pure gold.
"Most people cry. She opens up a North Korean concentration camp."
🤣👏👍
The sarcasm is truly glorious 👏🏻
As always, another great woke masterclass! Cheers mate.
I was very confused till I saw the name of the channel lol.
Sarcasm perfected!!!
2:50 let us all hope that old good X-MEN ROGUE will always find the way to put that B'''''CH into Eternal Coma
the kind that you will never get up
i still cannot believe and i still super SALTY that they brought back Professor Xavier into that multiverse of madness movie just to get him Kill like if he was Nothing by She-Strange
ffffffFFFFFFFFFFfffffffff this Rotten broken world of ours man
i cry evrytiem
"Six pack is back, but what happened to Gladiator" Bruh where you come up with these joke, I'm dying.
14:15 she has a "love Mexico" t shirt
Everybody Acts like Blade Never Existed
No matter what we say more these movies will come
Omg, don’t know how I landed here, the first couple of minutes my blood was boiling, and then, I woke.
12:21 - lol! Best channel ever
A British man who chains himself to the bed every night so as not to wake up American 😂
6:34 that was dangerously close... phew
Your inclusion of Russ Tamblyn’s “Tom Thumb” earns you a new sub. Awesome.
When Shangqi come out everyone thought it will be the least of phase 4 films, turns out it's actually the best of it(if not count spiderman). What a joke.
"you wouldn't like me when im angry"
"I am always angry"
That checks out, actually explains a lot.
Marvel movies went from "Theme park rides" to "Freak show/Circus"
Always great content. But we all know the real issue with phase 4, some of the superheroes are just not taking their shifts off as often. In the first 3 phases you could guarantee someone would have their shirt off at some point. Phase 4 has been a lot more hit and miss. I'm hoping they fix this in the Marvels.
I know this is a joke but I'm pretty sure that it's the same, if not worse. There's at least one in each male lead movie. no way home (when he is in his room after being exposed) , love and thunder (goes as far as bare ass), multiverse of midness (when he wakes up from other strange dying), shang-chi (his literal adult introduction scene). Marvel really knows how to appeal to its female/gay audience huh?
One exception: Loki is actually a very fun show
Saul Bass should direct every Marvel Phase 4 flick moving forward.
who is that?
Phase 4 or the Downfall of the Marvel Cinematic Universe. It's a shame ... but no King can rule forever.
Damn right, there's no place for a King. It's time for a Queen!
@@Moldylocks I don't think there will ever be a queen in the mcu with the current type of movies. Literally Noone likes the new female characters
@@struggler7079 Maybe Shuri in the new Black Panther Movie. It's my last hope for the MCU. Basically any female character is highly unlikeable and I cannot imagine how any mother would like them to be a role model for her daughters. And the male characters are just disappointing since the ending of phase 3. They got completely dismantled by the current writers and Disneys Agenda.
@@solusquinto totally agree
7:09 The greatest comment ever. This shit made me laugh like a mad man, you are a genius!
Love this. Please do a video about the new Star Wars series on Disney, especially Obi Wan Kenobi
This video is truly MARVELous
I believe there are people whose movie tastes are so bad and shallow that they are cheering you on. You are so right why has no one said all of this in a more timely manner, great review. The Best Movies Ever; what a leap for mankind.
Tony's snap did not just delete Thanos😭
5:48 that part made me laugh so hard the dialogue matches perfectly with what's going on 😂😂
The bus scene from Captain Marvel is so cool it gets me everytime, when she blows her hair I was like "wow! shes amazing! I like her!"
I've never been more awake in my entire life
You need more subs, TWC. This content is gold. lol
just... perfect. I could've listened to this for another hour. 😂👏🏾👍🏾
2:34 GOOD LORD
this channel is great
Damn are there any natural occuring white spiders?
this dude's content is seriously just brilliant hahahahahah
With the coming of phase 4 we can finally say Marvel is living up to its name.
A true Marvel to behold !
what the hell
id have guessed this was all just a nightmare, if i hadnt known it was true. it makes me wonder, why is it SO obvious to all of us, but seems to escape these directors & writers so thoroughly?
simple: $
4:39 ROFL The Sims reference