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Middle-aged former minor pop singer makes desperate bid for relevance.
I feel sorry for Kylie having to deal with this. Kylie has voiced support for gay men in the past since supposedly they are a big part of her fan base, which makes good business sense. I am a straight man who has had a crush on her since the 80s. She is a couple of years younger than me and I still think she is extremely attractive. Obviously she is the smart sister since she embraces and flaunts her femininity w/o pandering to fringe woketards.
Amy Winehouse was pretty popular
Thanks, I had absolutely no idea who she is.
I know it's patetic.
@@SirReptitious That was DANII Minogue - not Kylie. I don't think that her fan base is homosexuals but it is popular to pander to these people or whatever is popular or in vogue today.
Yearly showers and daily boosters
Sounds like heaven 💀
Ya I'd like to see how much they think showers are performative when they have to sit beside Abdullah and Fatima at work who refuse to wear deodorant.
@@-KillaWatt-but since when have Abdullah and Fatima ever worked? They're pretty much all on benefits.
@@thelegaloccupier1982on public transit, en route to the bread line
@@thelegaloccupier1982 dang that is true. Wanna hear a wild story about that? So I was living in Canada before I moved to the US and the house I was living at was a duplex with a main floor apartment and a basement. The old tenant moved out the basement and so the landlord needed to rent it out. Several Canadian families applied and several of them truly needed the apartment. Anyway, renovations needed to be done before the apartment could be rented out so the landlord asked if I could let the workers into the back since the gate is locked. I ended up overhearing a conversation with the landlord, the new tenants and the workers about him renting out the apartment to Abdullah and Fatima with their three kids. Mind you it's only a two bedroom apartment. But that's besides the point and a whole other issue with fire codes and what not. Turns out the government of Canada offers a subsidy to landlords for renting to immigrants. So not only would he collect rent from the tenant but the government would give money for accommodating immigrants. So the incentive in a no brainer if you're a home owner renting apartments. This is where it gets even worse. So come to find out the family that moved in was given $9k as a startup to help them get up on their feet which doesn't need to be paid back. On top on this they also get their rent subsidized as well. In addition to this the car they own also has subsidies attached to it and they get help with payments on it for the first year and their insurance on the vehicle is also discounted. It doesn't end there. Their oldest kid. Which isn't a kid but is 19yrs old is enrolled into university with a fully paid scholarship and the other two kids can opt for private school which accommodates for "cultural differences and language barriers." as you can guess neither of the two adults work because they don't speak English and are eligible for government assistance on top of all the money and subsidies already given.
My shower is not “performative” it’s because I’m sweaty and greasy and would like to be clean, not smelly.
Those sort of people wouldn't know what hard graft was, so couldn't comprehend why I want to shower after a 12hr shift
Clearly these people don't have a manual labor job. Or even a minor labor job. Or maybe don't work at all during the summer.
I work outside from may to December, 80+ hours a week, and I walk over 10k up and down hills and mountains. Im usually drenched at the end of the day.
At this point, pretty sure only the "experts" are performative.
Exactly. Mine absolutely is a necessity and does perform a health function I swim a mile a day, and live in south Texas. It is already in the mid 90s so I am sweaty and nasty by the end of the day. If I didn't shower, fungus and bacteria would grow. People who do not shower are nasty.
@lyricallyunwaxable1234 I've done carpentry, roofing, I worked at an outdoor flea market as a teen, I served in the Air Force as a crew chief and I am taking a break from working outdoors as an oilfield delivery driver as I write this. Right now it is 91°F in West Texas and I am sweating like crazy. Screw the "experts". Right now I'm craving a cool shower and an ice cold Pacifico beer.
If you want things to be pronounced in Swahili, I hear there is a country you can go to where people speak that language all the time.
England.
@@industrialchristian7453 swahililand One way ticket for her !
What she actually means is, the language that white people speak (you know, what they speak in Caucasia) isn't actually a real language.
What a cheek
Gillian Burke should have a Swahili name
Some people would wear a dog turd on their heads if told it was fashionable.
Shhhhh dont give them any ideas😂
Lassie come home girl, I needs you.
now, there's a thought for making a quick fortune!
Whoopi Goldberg does
Don’t give them these high fashion ideas 😹
sooooooo being clean is NOT good but wearing fake piss stained jeans is?... this fucking world
Democrats
You mean DemonRats!!
The white jeans with piss yellow stain is great.
next will be poo stains up the back 💩
You better get with the program.😂😂😂😂
Since 2020 “experts” have lost all credibility.
Oh, and that Springwatch bint is the epitome of a diversity hire. She’s awful at live presenting.
Poor Martin didn’t stand a chance.
@@Oystersgetclamydia he was far more knowledgeable and entertaining.
@@ukar69
He was. I’ve stopped watching it after he went.. I cancelled my licence since then too..
@@ukar69I don't watch the show but wouldn't it be for a western audience?
Why would western audiences watch a show where a Lion could be called Suzulu or something. These people get an opportunity and want to change everything to suit themselves.
@@lightkira4119yeah, they do that.
One of these days they won't be able to guilt people into playing along with them.
Any sentence that ends with "experts say" can be ignored entirely.
... or a sentence that starts "experts say/have found/discover/uncover ... etc)
Yep, anybody who thinks or says they are an expert, are not an expert
She can call them whatever she wants. I'll keep calling them elephants and leopards, as they have been called since before the days of Rome.
Those, and the graceful cameleopard.
@@shaventalz3092 Not forgetting the lovable Cockatrice
@@GazGuitarzand the peryton
Let Jillian Burke start off by getting herself a traditional Swahili name first.
And then secondly, why Swahili, seeing that only about 10% of Africans speak the language.
Oddly, the animals themselves don't give a dang what you call them.
@@gringott12 Just as long as you get their pronouns right. Never misgender a lion!
"You're racist!" Said the Hutus to the Tutsis...
Swahili is probably the only African language she knows about. Damn, lady, Africa has more languages than any other continent, but many countries in Africa speak English. (Others speak French, but _phoque_ them. 😆)
Will Jane Goodall make a documentary about her?
So they want the African animals to be named in clicks and pops?🤔
That is not Swahili language 🤦♀️ that is Khoisan
@@elenalizabeth damnit elena
@@elenalizabeth lots of african languages have clicks
@@blackwidowrsa Swahili is not one of them, and Swahili is what the person in the article said should be used as the language to name them.
Khoisan is also 3 languages, so yes several languages do use clicking sounds, including Xhosa.
@@elenalizabeth can't speak for all, but certainly alot of Southern African language us clicks, Khoi is just one and is pretty much a dead language now.
"I'm so fed up with always being in my sister Kyle's shadow, and I hate that everybody has forgotten about me, what can I do? I know I'll jump on the newest bandwagon, then blurt it all out on a chat show. Right what shall I do? Pronouns, nah I'm not a blue haired teenager any more, Palestine, No I don't know where it is if I get asked, Oh I know I'll tell everyone I'm Queer, I have no idea what it entails but I pretty sure I can pretend to cry....Yeah I'll do that, that should give me at least 15 minutes of fame again". :-)
Spot on.
This seasons fashion trends are - "Queer" and "stinking"....
I didn't know all of Africa spoke Swahili. How diverse of them!
Didn't you know they believe Africa is one country and all the people there have a one culture.
I've been to africa, I guarantee none of them give a fu%# what we call animals on western tv channels. That article would be as ridiculous to them as is to us.
AFFORDABLE, ' PEE STAINED ', designer Jeans , can purchased at your local HOMELESS INCAMPMENT, cheap, with BONUS ' POO STAIN '.
Meh, I'm already wearing a pair.
Had em on for about 6 months. Very fashionable, esp3cially with my "real world" staining technique
'Derelicte' fashion line.
Poo stained jeans! You just came up with next years fashion must have! It’s genius!
Uhhh … and who is Dannii Minoge ???
WHAT is danni minogue??
She is queer, can't you read? That's all that matters
Someone who is seeking attention.
One of Simon Cowell's ex pump and dumps.
The unhumpable Minogue
Tell me how performative showers are after you sit beside Abdullah and Fatima at work who refuse to wear deodorant.
The stench is everywhere these days
Or German from Germany
Your comment is so disgustingly racist- have you never, ever come across *any other race* stinky pits bad breath or old deoderant smells other than what you're impllicationg? My Lord, I hope your soul gets saved. Sad...
Or the 13 Patels in the office.
The smell of curry should be banned in all work places 😷😆🤣
Between the busses and the Ray Bans, it will not be long before you will have absolutely nowhere to hide from Big Brother.
Frankenstein was the doctor
the monsters name was Adam .
amy woodhouse.
I think we all know why the animals don't have swahili names.
Simba the Lion. It means Lion the Lion. I wonder if we would have Twiga the Giraffe or Kifaru the Rhino?
A mouse with a rat brain, am I the only one thinking that these scientists spunked their research grant up the wall?
I immediately thought we already have this with politicians
Micro dosing acid at work does have some negative repercussions attached.
The wording makes it look very weird, but I believe it's just that they made mouses produce some rat neurons in their brain. Nothing groundbreaking, nothing terrible.
Danni Minogue, the eternal attention seeker.
The pee stained pants thing hurts my brain.
I seriously think the designer was just trolling for idiots
Since when is Swahili the official language of anywhere except Swaziland?
Western raised afrocentrists trying to create the "one africa" culture either unaware or deliberately ignoring the many cultural differences among the population of the continent of Africa.
It's probably the only African language the dumbo could think of or pronounce.
but it means the animals wouldn't be so offended......
@@sistersusie8569 Have to get their pronouns right as well, though.
I think she's trying to tell us that Swaziland are aiming at being the world's newest colonialists.
Homer Simpson looks more like middle aged John Cena.
so he looks like a younger john cena?
cena is nearly 50. thats not middle aged...
@@ge2719 You're kidding - right? Do you know what the term "middle aged" even is? I am 50 and I AM MIDDLE AGED. You're not considered a senior until until you're 65 years old.
@@solarismoon3046 its a term thats as loosely defined as what a "bunch" is. so yeah, idgaf. 50 is tool old to be thinking youre in the middle of your life. you're not likely to reach 100.
@@ge2719 Some people are to stupid to know just how stupid they are.
@@ge2719 Well you have no idea how old I'll live to be. This is a blanket term used to describe anyone over forty to fifty years old. Most people don't die at the same age. So it's presumptuous to think that fifty isn't the half way point between one and one hundred which is why it's called MIDDLE AGED.
Why do people feel that need to identify as part of some group? When was it made mandatory?
That is CLEARLY Prince in the Garden Decking
it feels like people are in danger of being attacked in the streets for those $600.00 jeans
Adam Sandler was ahead of his time in Billy Madison.
Well you can pee for real, and not have any judgement 🤣🤣
@@tanyaedwards4574 yeah but it feels like people may judge you for spending that much on jeans
Bathing less is how the plague spread.
That's probably the idea, these people want and NEED another plandemic.
It's almost like they say these things, because they are pushing an agenda or something.
Honestly I am sure there are people on this planet completely off the wall
It's called mental instability. The very same mental instability a lot of these famous and quasi-famous celebrities suffer from.
It's been that way for a long time.😅
The internet and social media have just highlighted it even more how screwed people are with all these Narcissistic traits! The World has always been like this but NOW! My goodness.....
And we let them be in charge. We need to stop that.
Must be a slow day if they give dannii Minogue air time . Bag of cats that one .
Heck, I take a shower once a week whether I need it or not!
Busses will have cameras to give out parking tickets and not to prevent actual crime and violence.
They blur out the criminals, especially around parliament
You have to admit that did look like Amy Winehouse.
It did, didn't it!! 😂😂😂
I was trying to unsee it but I couldn't 😂😂
I didn't see it, even googled a pic of her and still couldn't see it. I guess you see what you want to see.
Yes you can definitely see the crack
I thought it was a Naruto character.
Yo I’m not gonna lie, I’ve been enjoying those 1950s AI creations of real shows and movies.
Only good thing about it. Everything else needs to be stopped immediately before we Matrix or Skynet ourselves.
Same. I saw the Star Wars one and it was actually pretty cool.
Yeah, I really like the 1950s ones too.
That's unfortunate
The Simpsons one, I watched. Didn't creep me out. But then again I liked the robocop one
Ok , as long as "experts insist" , I'm gonna take a shower.
If there is a good example of past its sell by date The Simpsons is surely it
Watch as the AI does better writing than a whole team of wokeness engineers.
If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.
So peeing in your pants is now fashionable. 😮😮😮
The homeless guys in my town wearing this kind of fashion for the last couple of years. There is nothing new about this style. 😂
So is the mouse smarter? Does it spend its time with another one planning global domination?
Are you pondering what I'm pondering, Pinky?
*Incoherent screaming*
TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
No it just becomes more vicious and likely to attack humans.
@@GazGuitarzrats aren't inherently vicious lol. I recommend them over hamsters for children; smart, loving, and always happy to see you.
Naaaaaarrrrffffff!!
I fear for my grandchildren's future.
Stuff the grandchildren, I fear for my future.
0:59 that would depend on which part of Africa said animal is in.
To be fair, that is Amy Winehouse in the decking.
No, it's knot.
She didn't want to go to rehab. But if they make her a chair she might not have a choice.
TBH - that Amy Winehouse wood knot was far and away the most legitimate story on here!!!
Id like to congratulate ms. Winehouse on her sobriety
$600?! I'll stain my own jeans thank you very much
I have a scrunched up envelope that looks like Mark Twain.
I've got a potato that looks like JB.
You know what else lets me livestream the world around me? My eyes. FFS.
The wet jeans 👖 look will stop the leak look from being shameful so the tena ladies sales could drop a little maybe 🤔😮
Anyone else remember when Billy Madison joked that peeing your pants was cool?
Apparently Jordanluca took him seriously
At this point people might as well identify as “unique”. It’s what they desperately want anyway.
They said they saw me in some decks wood, but I said no no no...
Confession, I love the background music, beats the loonies out there.
I freaking love your channel dude.... makes me laugh everytime
Daily showers are part of having good personal hygiene.
0:20 proof that people will buy anything. Next up shitstain jeans sold out in a matter of hours.
If peeing your pants is cool then call me Miles Davis.
A shower a day keeps the dingle berries away
The music always keeps my spirits up no matter how dire the events.
Edit: Would you share this musical piece? It's terrific!
I would tend to think one would find Amy Winehouse in a cemetery, not a wood deck.
Too soon?
As a 46 year old man with a goofy bladder and an enlarged prostate,I can get rich off of selling pee-stained pants. Retirement,here I come like a river!
I’ll say it again, THX 4 SLOWING THINGS DOWN SO WE CAN HAVE TIME TO READ IT. Cheers mate.
Winehouse was Haunted..
Wait....still Is..
The traditional names in Africa is no problem in my eyes. Imagine Germany won in 45 and they tried to make German names for everything in the UK
Going on safari, look its a *click* n'lion *click* 🦁😂😂😂
Wrong language 🤦♀️ Swahili is words, Khoisan is clicking
@@elenalizabeth sorry *click* *click*
A Frankenstein mouse with a rat brain? Thats pretty cool 😂
I’m not paying $600 for pee stained jeans when I can do that at home for free
Cmon, science! Make a mouse with a chicken head
Beeing an expert at making people uncomfortable, I can confirm that showering serves no propose what so ever.
never even heard of "dannii minouge"
$600 for jeans. I bet many people buying them don't even make $60k a year, too. I pull 6 figures and I still insist on Walmart jeans because they're just friggin jeans.
Hell, I'd buy them! After all, they've been worn by our President the whole time he's been in the White House.
At least they can safely enjoy the knowledge that it's real piss being used.
"Experts" don't know that some people actually work for a living.
Really dose anyone still watch spring watch or even the bbc?
A.I. fueled eyeball lets you stream your dreams
Did someone try to make the man who found Amy Winehouse’s image go to rehab?
… Bad joke, but i still stand by this 😂
The last one is total bullshit. It's clearly Prince in the wood.
Thanks for the update on latest insanity. It's as if the crazies are trying to out do each other.
Former amy whinehouse attempt to escape hell blocked by roots. I am sincerely horrified for the poor tree.
0:42 IT CROWD predicted the Ratmouse 😮 Or is it Mouserat now?
A shower one or two times a week benefits your skin best. Just rinse it off with luke warm water, no soap or whatever is needed (let your body adjust). Your body cleans itself for the biggest part. If you have sweat a lot, of course you can rinse it off as well/extra. Often long hot showers with soap etc. is bad for your skin.
Yep! We are screwed!!!
At least Amy is showing the way, even if she is no longer amongst the morons , God rest her Soul .
When I piss myself, it runs down, not to the side.
AI Homer Simpson lowkey looks like Bruce Willis.
I would go to London to get a custom bowler made, be knighted and smoke a joint with the Amy Winehouse wood!!!🤘🤘🤘
Piss stained clothing is all the rage among the "street dwelling community" in my town.
Experts say daily eating and breathing is performative, and not really necessary for life .
Breatharians have been saying that for decades now.
As long as the animal names are easy to pronounce. I'll take the "gooboo bird" over the "tatrificus cocatratalious" any day.
When it comes to spring watch, the clue is in the name, burk. Says it all really....
With over 6 billion people on the planet I guess there’s a few who would were piss stained pants…
it's been over 8 billion for some time now.
Watched the video just to know who’s on the thumbnail. Mission accomplished.
0:23 all right, I guess shitting yourself will be the next big thing
I saw it was May Winehouse. That was pretty much spot on.
THE MUSIC IS AMAZING, IS THAT WEIRD? BECAUSE I LOVE IT ❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥
daily showers are not neccessary for all people. how do yall think the world survived without them
We had daily baths in the streams, rivers and oceans. Well at least those of us in warmer climes did.
You're just trying to make yourself feel better about the fact that you're gross.
Should, say, China be forced to stop saying "shizu" for lion and use the Swahili word too?
❤ showers yes 😄 but no shots just need Jesus Christ to come in to your heart and soul amen 🙏🙏❤️
Amy Winehouse: "What will I be remembered for?"
"Board."