Climate change is fake it is because people are not in their own homelands. Those outbreaks didn't start happening because the pilgrims got the Indian sick. They were curses they all got sick! They came here from Asia and neither one of them was supposed to be here. Clearly they was on the same team if they both participated in slavery. You can't just invite yourself to somebody else's land and tell them that they have to be poor and broke now. Just cause you wanted their land. The storms of violently coming because of what they did. This is judgement!
@@TH-camuser1aa in today's news: person believes onions are not real when suddently Trump reveals to them that *they* were the imaginary figment. More at 10
It's amazing to see The Onion become the only source of truth now-a-days. Ironic. If only she spoke about climate change two more times per month, it would all be solved by now.
This logic ACTUALLY happened at an old software company I used to work for. Our sales team was in contact with another company's management, telling them "Hey, this is our great software. Buy ours instead of our competitor's." Well, they didn't - they ended up going with our competitors instead. And they ended up HATING IT. And rather than having any logical response to this, they actually reached back out to our sales team and were MAD at US, because, and I quote, we "didn't do a good enough job selling them our product." And the stupidity didn't stop spreading there. At our monthly meetings where our CEO talks to everyone about how great the company is for 2 hours, she actually brought this story up and was on their side, that yes, the blame should fall directly on our sales team. 🤦🤦♂🤦♀ There are some things I miss about working at that company. The two hours of them patting themselves on the back every month and dealing with a CEO who has that bad of faulty logic are not on that list.
The fossil fuel industry is not burning fossil fuel, they produce it and you are burning it. Or they turn it into products, because you are buying them. Stop burning fossil fuels, stop buying products made out of it and this industry is out of business tomorrow.
Agreed. If Greta was born just before the industrial revolution started, she would have been able to nip the problem in the bud. But instead, sat on her ass for 150 years. Greta "always late" Thunberg!
United Nations Climate change refers to long-term shifts in temperatures and weather patterns, mainly caused by human activities, especially the burning of fossil fuels. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God I wanted to see "You're welcome" @Greta, under this post! I hope she's got humor, I hope she isn't living in a bubble nightmare of what the future will bring because we're all under the thumb of capitalists trying to solve the problem by getting richer and greenwashing. Thank you Greta. And do better cmon.
The video mentioned eating less meat. Greta is vegan. You can't eat less meat than that. I guess that means the rest of us can continue eating all the beef, cheese, etc that we want. /s
I remember seeing Greta at a climate rally once. She didn't even bother to clean up the McDonalds bag I threw on the ground after finishing my 3 big mac meals. Honestly it was really disgusting and I don't know if I can forgive her.
Last time I saw Greta making a speech in public, she only cried a LITTLE bit when talking about what the next generation is going to face. She could have pushed a few more tears out those dry ducts of hers, because none of us really believed she was upset.
Is that the one where they gave her the sarcastic slow clap? I was there. I almost stood up for her against the heckling, just because she was like 16 or something at that time, but the old guy next to me reminded me how she'd been letting us all down for years by that point, so I joined in with every one else.
How dare she! She has destroyed my retirement! First things first, we need to plug up that creepy, leaky giggle that emits about 1000 times the Co2 than the average laugh. She sounds like Muttley the dog from the old Whacky Races cartoon.
She doesn't even know what she is doing, she is just being fed with lots of attention by all her followers, not because she is changing something, but because she THINKS she is changing something. This game has gone too far.
What? 😂 Unitentional satire is massive today. It's just called news. Well, some would call it bullshit, propaganda and distractions, and I don't blame them, but Onion's satire in times like these are as good as having intercourse compared to throwing a sausage between two barn doors.
I once seen her protesting oil once. She was hauled away by 2 police officers. How much can you really care about something as damaging as oil if you give up when just 2 regular beat cops try to stop you? Is she even trying?
What's worse is that that haul-away was completely staged. There footage out there of them doing multiple takes for the camera. She sucks so bad at this that she can't even do it right the first time. Talk about a waste of resources!
@@rjtimmerman2861while short form content is a huge hit on other apps, it seems like TH-cam favors long form content these days. Guys like pyrocynical and jenny Nicholson are getting millions of views on 1-4 hour long videos. It would be nice if the went back to making stuff other than 30 second videos.
@@mrunning10oh boy…because this is a parody (in case you couldn’t tell) but TH-cams algorithm slaps their wiki wiki wiki warning on anything that says the word climate…by ‘perfect ‘the post is noting the irony…sucks when the dimmest amongst us doesn’t understand figures of speech…
Hey Onion News Network, just heard about your purchase of Infowars. Classy move, here's me writing something I never expected: can't wait to check out Infowars soon! 💖
United Nations Climate change refers to long-term shifts in temperatures and weather patterns, mainly caused by human activities, especially the burning of fossil fuels. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@@xstatic-ow5mz Not enough. She should have taken over the Global industry and pull all of humanity bu its collective ear to a sustainable and safe future. What kind of hero is she if she did not pull her weight and save humanity by herself, on her own.
Yes I was always furious that Greta never bothered to halt the global fossil fuel industry c'mon girl wheres your responsibility this is on you right 😂
One time, I forgot to recycle, and I wish Greta would've called me up to remind me to recycle. I'll never forgive myself, but mostly Greta for not reminding me.
United Nations Climate change refers to long-term shifts in temperatures and weather patterns, mainly caused by human activities, especially the burning of fossil fuels. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shucks, Climate Change is past it's prime as an issue and is starting to smell. Even Greta is bored with the subject and has gone on to excuse Hamas terrorism.
‘Like a real effort, not whatever the hell she’s doing now’ 🤣 This was great, reminds me of some of the old classic onion skits. Just talking seriously while saying wild shit, it’s perfect. Please make more like this.
Dude greta is an actress, she's there to pretend , she really doesn't care edit: because a ton of people are ideologues and don't seem to understand that someone that works in solving climate change would say something bad about greta. Fake activists are the new lobbyists and I deal with them all day long in my work. She's there to pretend so that other people will be complacent (among other things)
@@larrote6467 Uh oh, it looks like you were misdirected here from whichever far right propaganda videos you get your talking points from. This is The Onion and we're making jokes.
@@larrote6467 Let’s imagine that’s true, does it really matter? Even if she doesn’t give a single fuck about what she’s talking about, she’s still raising awareness and motivating other people to take action. That’s more than what most people are doing. With that out of the way I’d like to see any sources you have showing that she’s a fraud, I’m talking actual proof not somebody bullshitting in some far right tabloid.
United Nations Climate change refers to long-term shifts in temperatures and weather patterns, mainly caused by human activities, especially the burning of fossil fuels. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think labels help. The average person is dumb. No helping that. Improving requires a lot of effort, and given a big percentage of the US population can't name the French and UK prime ministers, I don't trust them differentiating between news and parody given how a single man can convince them democracy is dead and att4ck1ngg the Capitol is a sensible thing to do.
I also don't like the stupid ''more context'' makes me feel like the government is veering us away from questioning especially on a site like the fuckin onion
I'm so used to the Onion being eternally relevant with old videos being surfaced that when I saw "13 hours ago" I thought it was "13 years ago" and was very shocked to learn that Greta was sailing across the atlantic on a yacht at age 7
Not quite as good as the golden age of the Onion, but this is a step in the right direction. Dare I hope for a revival? We need the old Onion now more than ever.
United Nations Climate change refers to long-term shifts in temperatures and weather patterns, mainly caused by human activities, especially the burning of fossil fuels. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@@artemused4363Someone needs to watch a Dave Chappelle special. 😅 Also what's the one joke, and who's "down" from Babylon bee? Trannies? They have an insane amount of cultural power. Surely that's not who you mean
When the disclaimer below lists all the things that impact climate change, it lists “mainly human activities” they are definitely referring to Greta CLEARLY not trying hard enough! It’s obvious that it impacts us all! We needs to stand up and hold Greta ACCOUNTABLE!!!
Typical. She wants us to do all the work and then claim the credit. Not me. I'm going to be twice as wasteful now. Order a soda- TWO straws from now on.
Me, literally on fire: "Oh god! I shouldn't have used all those plastic straws! D=" A billionaire on his space yacht: "You shouldn't have used all those plastic straaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaws~" (Thank you, Jeaney Collects)
just scientific consensus since at least 1980, with over 95% of all papers on the topic having the same findings repeatedly - but sure, because a few odd scientists and countless dunning krugers say otherwise, it must be controversial anyway 🎉
I feel so embarrassed, I've been blaming Rachel Carson this whole time ! (If only she titled her book "Really loud & obnoxious Spring" we wouldn't be in this mess.)
These comments are so weird to me. This type of humour is the exact same as The Onion has been doing for its whole existence. Seems like you're misunderstanding.
@@emporioalnino4670 it's mainly built around people thinking the onion only operates off its youtube channel and thus assuming all they've done for the last six months is upload tiktok compilations
Don't we have eco-friendly Greta Thunberg alternatives? it is very clear that our current latest Greta Thunberg is just not effective at all, in fact, it seems like the climate crisis has just been getting worse ever since Greta Thunberg was invented, it is very apparent to me now that we need to begin researching for a more eco friendly and biodegradable alternative Greta Thunberg before it is too late, we have only 25 years remaining before millions of lives are lost at the cruel hands of galvanized Greta Thunberg
I’d like to see where she lives, travels. What does she cook with ? Does she wear synthetic shoes ? How’s she heat and cool where she lives ? Maybe she lives in a 16th century dwelling and walks everywhere. I doubt it !
@@winnon992 no one can live "sustainably" individually however, she does target useless govt officials and corporates WHICH IS THE RIGHT STEP TO TAKE, INDIVIDUAL ACTIONS WONT DO SHIT
@@RyuKyu.77 You can live like that if you believe in your cause . My mother talks about when they first got electricity. . All they had was a lightbulb in a few rooms. No refrigerator or washers or any appliances. They lived good. My grandfather always said the. Only thing he bought at the store was salt, coffeand flour. TheY raised everything else. Lead by example. Take off your synthesis. Wear leather shoes and fight it out with Animal Rights Activists. Or either wooden shoes. Cook with wood and heat with coal ? Wash your clothes with a scrub board..People lived like that for thousands of years.
@@robertfreeman3831 lmao ok professor you can start by discontinuing your carbon footprint if you think it's gonna save the earth or move to clown planet!
I read "The Onion" religiously, decades ago. I miss the laughs I would get while on my lunch break. The outrageous headlines were what drew me in. The quality has gone down while the insanity in this country has gone up over these years.
The way she’s treated on the internet is disgusting. I see stupid click bait about her all the time. I bet her mental health is really suffering. Love this.
Actually ,she is very busy in internal politics of other countries like INDIA . As Indian i can say ,this is very generous of people that they are only doning things online not throwing stones directly. " Stay away from my countery you Fuckin Greta"
@@abhirajteotia5794because climate change is a global issue bro if she were combatting environmental policy exclusively in the west it wouldn’t do much
United Nations Climate change refers to long-term shifts in temperatures and weather patterns, mainly caused by human activities, especially the burning of fossil fuels. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks for this. I’ve already stopped recycling and started leaving aggressive comments on TH-cam videos she’s featured in telling her to “get it together.” If we all do our part….
United Nations Climate change refers to long-term shifts in temperatures and weather patterns, mainly caused by human activities, especially the burning of fossil fuels. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ever since she opened up that oil company and started giving trucks out to everyone she knew, things just went down hill. I hear she's a lot happier now though.
United Nations Climate change refers to long-term shifts in temperatures and weather patterns, mainly caused by human activities, especially the burning of fossil fuels. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I worked for the Illumi-Naughty back in the late 1980’s and part of our goal of mischief and mayhem was to switch the blame for climate change from people like Greta and Poly Shore and Emo Phillips onto the general populace and big industry so that nothing could be done about it.
I wouldn't blame her but she is a sweedish socdem, she has been getting jaded but so far it all points to her retaining that naivete about reforms being all it takes.
After arriving at the UN climate change conference in my private jet, I noticed Greta Thunberg rode her bicycle there. Very disappointing since she could've walked rather than supporting the bicycle industrial complex
@@gerdsfargen6687 you think you're real smart with this one, dontcha? do you think dropouts can't do basic math? why don't you count on behalf of the world since you're so good at it?
planets without greta on them: 0 deaths
planets with greta: millions every year
Coincidence? I don't think so
This is gold. I can't agrue with that argument
Climate change is fake it is because people are not in their own homelands. Those outbreaks didn't start happening because the pilgrims got the Indian sick. They were curses they all got sick! They came here from Asia and neither one of them was supposed to be here. Clearly they was on the same team if they both participated in slavery. You can't just invite yourself to somebody else's land and tell them that they have to be poor and broke now. Just cause you wanted their land. The storms of violently coming because of what they did. This is judgement!
I CAN SURELY SAY ANY PLANETS WITH YOU ON THEM WOULD HAVE THE SAME OUTCOME.
@@momotsuyuonce9473It's a joke.
That is the proof to confirm this is all Greta’s fault!
Showing the CO2 emissions after Greta’s birth and the correlation is the proper way to do high quality journalism
The Onion isn't actually real
@@halfstep44you’re not real
@@halfstep44It is. Liar liar
Like the phrase goes, correlation ≠ causation. Though plenty of people think it does, truly high quality journalism
@@TH-camuser1aa in today's news: person believes onions are not real when suddently Trump reveals to them that *they* were the imaginary figment. More at 10
Finally someone with the guts to say Greta is not pulling her weight.
The Onion speaking truth to power.
It's amazing to see The Onion become the only source of truth now-a-days. Ironic. If only she spoke about climate change two more times per month, it would all be solved by now.
And speaking power to truth no less!!
She's probably not even that heavy. There's no excuse.
@@omgitshimshe's like 70 lbs
The way Greta got dragged away by those police officers shows she's too lazy to even walk to the cop car & arrest herself.
This logic ACTUALLY happened at an old software company I used to work for. Our sales team was in contact with another company's management, telling them "Hey, this is our great software. Buy ours instead of our competitor's." Well, they didn't - they ended up going with our competitors instead. And they ended up HATING IT. And rather than having any logical response to this, they actually reached back out to our sales team and were MAD at US, because, and I quote, we "didn't do a good enough job selling them our product." And the stupidity didn't stop spreading there. At our monthly meetings where our CEO talks to everyone about how great the company is for 2 hours, she actually brought this story up and was on their side, that yes, the blame should fall directly on our sales team. 🤦🤦♂🤦♀ There are some things I miss about working at that company. The two hours of them patting themselves on the back every month and dealing with a CEO who has that bad of faulty logic are not on that list.
Finally someone from Big Climatology telling the truth instead of blaming the innocent fossil fuel industry.
The fossil fuel industry is not burning fossil fuel, they produce it and you are burning it. Or they turn it into products, because you are buying them. Stop burning fossil fuels, stop buying products made out of it and this industry is out of business tomorrow.
Sarcasm perhaps?
@@susanfarley1332perhaps
Nothing gets past you, huh?
@@JuanJimenez-sl1go yeah, what's your excuse?
Our governments need to actively pursue Greta Thunberg alternatives before it is too late, be it cloning or robots.
We could train an Ai. No problem here.
I want a Greta Bot.
How about Elon Musk. Maybe he is trying hard enough to.
Our governments? Whats Greta been doing this whole time??!
I been saying robots are the solution, specifically green thumbed human killing ones.
She is really failing us, she should have been born 30 years sooner. Such a procrastinator.
we had a greta 30 years ago; severn suzuki, still didn’t work
Agreed. If Greta was born just before the industrial revolution started, she would have been able to nip the problem in the bud. But instead, sat on her ass for 150 years. Greta "always late" Thunberg!
Best thing i read today
Why does the fate of billions rest in the hands of a lazy cow? We're doomed, DOOOMED!
LMAO
*HOW DARE SHE!*
She stole our dreams.
😹
It's comforting to know we can all blame it on one person. Thanks Greta.
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Climate change refers to long-term shifts in temperatures and weather patterns, mainly caused by human activities, especially the burning of fossil fuels.
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God I wanted to see "You're welcome" @Greta, under this post!
I hope she's got humor, I hope she isn't living in a bubble nightmare of what the future will bring because we're all under the thumb of capitalists trying to solve the problem by getting richer and greenwashing.
Thank you Greta. And do better cmon.
The video mentioned eating less meat. Greta is vegan. You can't eat less meat than that.
I guess that means the rest of us can continue eating all the beef, cheese, etc that we want. /s
She ozzes selfishness
Greta knows its her responsibility and she knows she isn't doing enough. I wonder how she even sleeps at night 😢
I remember seeing Greta at a climate rally once. She didn't even bother to clean up the McDonalds bag I threw on the ground after finishing my 3 big mac meals. Honestly it was really disgusting and I don't know if I can forgive her.
Appalling.
Last time I saw Greta making a speech in public, she only cried a LITTLE bit when talking about what the next generation is going to face. She could have pushed a few more tears out those dry ducts of hers, because none of us really believed she was upset.
@@TheCJRhodesyou didn't such from her😔, it's so sickening that she didn't at least roll on the floor screaming...
@@bnooper They're _still_ being sarcastic... even literally quoting the (also sarcastic) video.
Is that the one where they gave her the sarcastic slow clap? I was there. I almost stood up for her against the heckling, just because she was like 16 or something at that time, but the old guy next to me reminded me how she'd been letting us all down for years by that point, so I joined in with every one else.
What's wrong with our planet generation today? We should all be doing our part, in pushing Greta to do much more!
How dare she! She has destroyed my retirement! First things first, we need to plug up that creepy, leaky giggle that emits about 1000 times the Co2 than the average laugh. She sounds like Muttley the dog from the old Whacky Races cartoon.
LOL!
She doesn't even know what she is doing, she is just being fed with lots of attention by all her followers, not because she is changing something, but because she THINKS she is changing something. This game has gone too far.
greta looks like she is trying really hard all the time... the way her eyes are squinting
The more I scroll the more sarcasms I discover. He wants Greta to be a Caveman. 💀
This is way more truthful newsreporting than every legacy media combined.
I'm so glad satire still exists
@@incoherentturd I'd love to know what you think this video is making fun of.
What? 😂 Unitentional satire is massive today. It's just called news. Well, some would call it bullshit, propaganda and distractions, and I don't blame them, but Onion's satire in times like these are as good as having intercourse compared to throwing a sausage between two barn doors.
@@incoherentturd This is satire in its purest form.
Noone is making fun of Greta in this video.
N o sense of humor obviously? @@incoherentturd
where you saw satire?
Finally, The Onion is back to the format we all loved.
Nothing like the old format.
its not quite the newsroom yet, but this is a damn good step in the right direction
Hate to break it to ya. The Onion is anything but like its previous days.
Closer to ClickHole but it’s still nice
@@vladivanov5500it is tho, old onion is a lot of things
I once seen her protesting oil once. She was hauled away by 2 police officers. How much can you really care about something as damaging as oil if you give up when just 2 regular beat cops try to stop you? Is she even trying?
What's worse is that that haul-away was completely staged. There footage out there of them doing multiple takes for the camera. She sucks so bad at this that she can't even do it right the first time. Talk about a waste of resources!
It’s so hard to remember these are all sarcasm because of the Onion. You are all too good at this. 🫣
Seriously??? Didn’t even try to break free from the handcuffs and mouth gag even after they tazed and battened her???
@@Justin-lf1fs Doubt that even happened, she is not worthy of such abuse, she is subdued far too easily to require getting to that level with her.
@@ericbwertzThink about all the energy wasted filming a second take of a fake arrest. Cop car was probably idling the whole time, too. How dare you!
She stole my adulthood, how dare she
These are the hard hitting documentries the onion is known for, getting to the serious issues
No bias, just pure facts
This video feels like OG the onion.
As of the time of this comment, this has 666 likes
climate change is real, but it the cycle of nature, it always happened as the ice age happened and the dinosaurs weren't guilty
it's still leftist cult programming. Not satire.
This almost feels as good as the old onion. Kudos
Exactly, I'm very excited if it continues back in this direction!
🎉No more hyperwokeism and liberal bias?
@@DuderofDudeness🤨
@@rjtimmerman2861while short form content is a huge hit on other apps, it seems like TH-cam favors long form content these days. Guys like pyrocynical and jenny Nicholson are getting millions of views on 1-4 hour long videos. It would be nice if the went back to making stuff other than 30 second videos.
I'm stoked right now!
What makes this even funnier is the Climate Change Information warning below an Onion video! It's too perfect!
Why is it "perfect?"
@@mrunning10oh boy…because this is a parody (in case you couldn’t tell) but TH-cams algorithm slaps their wiki wiki wiki warning on anything that says the word climate…by ‘perfect ‘the post is noting the irony…sucks when the dimmest amongst us doesn’t understand figures of speech…
@@urbugnmetoday3183 HORSESHIT. The Oil Narrative LOVES "parodies."
@@mrunning10geez, did you miss the latest jab?
Yes, Alphabet/Google/YpouTube is insulting a joke.
Hey Onion News Network, just heard about your purchase of Infowars. Classy move, here's me writing something I never expected: can't wait to check out Infowars soon! 💖
I am amazed of how onion always manages to keep a straight face while delivering those news reports!
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Climate change refers to long-term shifts in temperatures and weather patterns, mainly caused by human activities, especially the burning of fossil fuels.
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Because they're serious? What will people think if journalists laugh all the time?
Why would they be laughing at something of this matter?
@IE-hx1bc I can't tell if you are being sarcastic, but the onion is satire.
@taylormorgan9001 How to tell people that you have no sense of humor without saying...
It is unacceptable that she hasn’t done more. It is entirely in her hands, but she CHOOSES to do nothing.
She does nothing? So all the annoying scripted nonsense she spews is nothing? OK if you say so. 😅
@@xstatic-ow5mzYou are in the comments of an Onion video
@@xstatic-ow5mzblud is lost
@@xstatic-ow5mz Not enough. She should have taken over the Global industry and pull all of humanity bu its collective ear to a sustainable and safe future. What kind of hero is she if she did not pull her weight and save humanity by herself, on her own.
Yes I was always furious that Greta never bothered to halt the global fossil fuel industry c'mon girl wheres your responsibility this is on you right 😂
One time, I forgot to recycle, and I wish Greta would've called me up to remind me to recycle. I'll never forgive myself, but mostly Greta for not reminding me.
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Climate change refers to long-term shifts in temperatures and weather patterns, mainly caused by human activities, especially the burning of fossil fuels.
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How dare you !
surely you have some kind of pet that you could blame instead. leave poor Greta out of it.
Shucks, Climate Change is past it's prime as an issue and is starting to smell.
Even Greta is bored with the subject and has gone on to excuse Hamas terrorism.
90+% of collected recyclables end up in landfills, so don't sweat it.
The piano ambiance in the background is hilarious. :P 0:20
Thank God. I thought it was all up to us to save our planet. Now we know that Greta was the reason all along and she needs to save humanity!!!!
God's got enough on her/his/their plate with Greta not pulling her weight, so just providing thanks ain't going to cut it.
BBB - based beyond belief
Is this a joke?
@@dod11u lol gay
@@Eet_MiaI call her your mom because she's physically impossible to fit her in this plane
‘Like a real effort, not whatever the hell she’s doing now’ 🤣
This was great, reminds me of some of the old classic onion skits. Just talking seriously while saying wild shit, it’s perfect. Please make more like this.
I just recently rewatched the one about whether violent video games are preparing our children for the apocalypse, so good
@@imtiol my favorite is the ‘some bullshit happening somewhere’ skit, so funny
@@SendRabbits Mine is the Taliban being offended that 9/11 isn't being credited to them.
climate change is real, but it the cycle of nature, it always happened as the ice age happened and the dinosaurs weren't guilty
@@abdul-kabiralegbe5660 , oh here we go again...
-- Omar Al-Farouq, Al Qaeda operative
As hilarious as this is, if we want to actually see changes we ALL have to start telling Greta to try harder.
It'd be much more effective for Greta Thunberg to tell Greta Thunberg to do better. . .
Dude greta is an actress, she's there to pretend , she really doesn't care
edit: because a ton of people are ideologues and don't seem to understand that someone that works in solving climate change would say something bad about greta. Fake activists are the new lobbyists and I deal with them all day long in my work. She's there to pretend so that other people will be complacent (among other things)
@@larrote6467 Uh oh, it looks like you were misdirected here from whichever far right propaganda videos you get your talking points from. This is The Onion and we're making jokes.
@@larrote6467 Let’s imagine that’s true, does it really matter? Even if she doesn’t give a single fuck about what she’s talking about, she’s still raising awareness and motivating other people to take action. That’s more than what most people are doing. With that out of the way I’d like to see any sources you have showing that she’s a fraud, I’m talking actual proof not somebody bullshitting in some far right tabloid.
@@larrote6467 yeah, it doesn't matter if she cares or not.
Only actions count.
9 out of 10 climate scientists agree that sacrificing this little turd to the volcano will appease the climate gods
I vote you instead Anyone else?
well yes climate science is indeed more akin to religion and superstition than science
@@TCM215 No, it is not. Cute that you think you know what science is, though.
So disappointing to see Greta doing far from enough to save the planet and acting like it is somehow the fault of other people 💔
How do people not understand jokes?
@@Itsmesaucekayuchibi wha .. ?
“How dare you!”
@@Itsmesaucekayuchibi. I do 😂
Honestly, I expected more out of her. So disappointing.
Maybe Greta could try harder if she had someone who could challenge her as an enemy.
Like "Pollution man".
I'm way ahead of you, just waiting for her counter to my pollution.
Captain Planet had Blithe.
She sees all Gentiles as enemies.
@@xstatic-ow5mzWhere does it say she's Jewish?
Trump?
This reminds me so much of the old Onion videos!! We need more like this from Onion News
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Climate change refers to long-term shifts in temperatures and weather patterns, mainly caused by human activities, especially the burning of fossil fuels.
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Right? They nailed the vibe from those old classics they made. Hope they do more like these.
We don't want solutions we want indignation
Jokes aside. Just imagine this popping up in Greta Thunberg’s TH-cam feed …
someone send this to her now lmao i aint doin it.. i'm 40% below the threshold of caring to send this to her
would have liked, but i aint gonna mess with your 69^^
She'd probably laugh. Iirc she's said she's a big fan of the onion
She'd have a laugh at it and thank The Onion for making her day better.
The only kinda person that wouldn't laugh at the onion are people that believe it, so she'd probably just laugh and keep scrolling
A little more effort please. Although I can't be bothered to contact her to encourage her, Greta needs to recognize this is her problem and not mine.
Im glad TH-cam gave us "some more context" of The Onion. Thanks. I do keep forming my world view around parody news sites on accident.
TH-cam failed to properly explain Onions.
Your comment is funny, but also people literally fall for parody news sites a LOT.
I think labels help. The average person is dumb. No helping that. Improving requires a lot of effort, and given a big percentage of the US population can't name the French and UK prime ministers, I don't trust them differentiating between news and parody given how a single man can convince them democracy is dead and att4ck1ngg the Capitol is a sensible thing to do.
I also don't like the stupid ''more context'' makes me feel like the government is veering us away from questioning especially on a site like the fuckin onion
Bad comment, people DO fall for this. Have you been in the world lately?
....scorched hellscape....i just choked on my beer. LOL
The Onion gets a little too real
I'm so used to the Onion being eternally relevant with old videos being surfaced that when I saw "13 hours ago" I thought it was "13 years ago" and was very shocked to learn that Greta was sailing across the atlantic on a yacht at age 7
Same boat! I saw 13 days and my first thought was that it was 13 years 😅
ONLY 7? Imagine if she did at age 3, we wouldn't be in this situation right now!
Wow, the video you watched is only 13 hours old? Mine says 1 mo ago. I wonder if it’s Greta’s fault this is so inconsistent.
Not quite as good as the golden age of the Onion, but this is a step in the right direction.
Dare I hope for a revival? We need the old Onion now more than ever.
If only The Onion tried 30-40% harder.
@@candy-ass4915 It's all Greta's fault.
If only we hade 30-40% more onion agriculture in this country. Then the harvest would be larger.
If only you watch the Babylon Bee 30-40% more.
@@philipbooth8076
The Babylon Bee has never even once come close to the Onion of old
Maybe if they tried 30% harder and reduced their bias by 40%
Quality and content of Onion skits is a shadow of what it was up to around 2010.
This is the best thing the Onion has put out in years! Hope to see more like this coming our way!
This was okay, but if you say it is the best thing in years, they have a long way to go before catching up to the Babylon Bee.
United Nations
Climate change refers to long-term shifts in temperatures and weather patterns, mainly caused by human activities, especially the burning of fossil fuels.
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@@justaminute3111The Babylon Bee has a single joke. It's not good comedy if it's punching down.
This is the best in years? BB has them beat easily then.
@@artemused4363Someone needs to watch a Dave Chappelle special. 😅
Also what's the one joke, and who's "down" from Babylon bee? Trannies? They have an insane amount of cultural power. Surely that's not who you mean
Holy fuck. The onion got some budget lets go.
When the disclaimer below lists all the things that impact climate change, it lists “mainly human activities” they are definitely referring to Greta CLEARLY not trying hard enough! It’s obvious that it impacts us all! We needs to stand up and hold Greta ACCOUNTABLE!!!
we need to save human race before the resources gets empty
Thanks Onion!
Good to see there's still one bastion of truth in journalism
for us to get our news.
Who is onion?
@@justaturky2890 the onion: America's Finest News Source
@@justaturky2890
more like, when was onion?
@@paulmessina5619 very philosophical
@@paulmessina5619 but nobody ever asks, "how is onion?"
More like this, please. This is just like the old Onion!
Was amusing. But the old Onion from ten years ago would still have made it much funnier. They really knew how to deliver a joke...!
It was still very short, but at least the tone was interesting.
@@PRH123 They had more budget
Totally! I was just going to post this!!
Typical. She wants us to do all the work and then claim the credit. Not me. I'm going to be twice as wasteful now. Order a soda- TWO straws from now on.
Brilliant 😂
Me, literally on fire: "Oh god! I shouldn't have used all those plastic straws! D="
A billionaire on his space yacht: "You shouldn't have used all those plastic straaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaws~"
(Thank you, Jeaney Collects)
I love how TH-cam makes controversial claims for context as though they're agreed upon and factual.
just scientific consensus since at least 1980, with over 95% of all papers on the topic having the same findings repeatedly - but sure, because a few odd scientists and countless dunning krugers say otherwise, it must be controversial anyway 🎉
I feel so embarrassed, I've been blaming Rachel Carson this whole time ! (If only she titled her book "Really loud & obnoxious Spring" we wouldn't be in this mess.)
It is nice to see the Onion trying a little harder lately.
😂
30-40% harder
I think it's fair to say that most of the world's problems would have been solved by now if the Onion would just put in, like, a REAL effort
These comments are so weird to me. This type of humour is the exact same as The Onion has been doing for its whole existence. Seems like you're misunderstanding.
@@emporioalnino4670 it's mainly built around people thinking the onion only operates off its youtube channel and thus assuming all they've done for the last six months is upload tiktok compilations
“This is all greta’s hands”
C’mon Greta! Put some back into it!
You spelled throat wrong !
I'm honestly so happy to see The Onion producing videos with the budget they used to have.
The budget may be there, but the quality is long gone.
Without the writing
climate change is real, but it the cycle of nature, it always happened as the ice age happened and the dinosaurs weren't guilty
@sacrament7 not by faith alone, faith and works
I was confused but then I saw that this is The Onion now I’m dying 😂
same😂😂
Same 😂😂😂
We’re all dying…
Everything always seems to make sense when the Onion explains it.
Derp
Now that it makes sense to u, we should finally be able to solve the 'climate change' problem
climate change is real, but it the cycle of nature, it always happened as the ice age happened and the dinosaurs weren't guilty
All the downvotes are people who don't care about the planet
My favorite part is the TH-cam climate change dialog box, like this was serious.
It is serious! She should try harder!
satyr is never fake my lad.
Never miss an opportunity to push the globalist agenda.
@@Di_Tre Satyr are strange bedfellows satire on the other hand is a bed of..... well roses...... cause the thorns.
Now this is the onion we've missed, welcome back boss!
Absolutely!
The Onion is back on track. THANK YOUUUU
Don't we have eco-friendly Greta Thunberg alternatives? it is very clear that our current latest Greta Thunberg is just not effective at all, in fact, it seems like the climate crisis has just been getting worse ever since Greta Thunberg was invented, it is very apparent to me now that we need to begin researching for a more eco friendly and biodegradable alternative Greta Thunberg before it is too late, we have only 25 years remaining before millions of lives are lost at the cruel hands of galvanized Greta Thunberg
She showed up in a gas car and was drinking out of a Styrofoam cup that says it all
I’d like to see where she lives, travels. What does she cook with ? Does she wear synthetic shoes ? How’s she heat and cool where she lives ? Maybe she lives in a 16th century dwelling and walks everywhere. I doubt it !
@@winnon992 no one can live "sustainably" individually however, she does target useless govt officials and corporates WHICH IS THE RIGHT STEP TO TAKE, INDIVIDUAL ACTIONS WONT DO SHIT
@@RyuKyu.77 You can live like that if you believe in your cause . My mother talks about when they first got electricity. . All they had was a lightbulb in a few rooms. No refrigerator or washers or any appliances. They lived good. My grandfather always said the. Only thing he bought at the store was salt, coffeand flour. TheY raised everything else.
Lead by example. Take off your synthesis. Wear leather shoes and fight it out with Animal Rights Activists. Or either wooden shoes. Cook with wood and heat with coal ? Wash your clothes with a scrub board..People lived like that for thousands of years.
this is satire, clearly beyond your grasp
@@robertfreeman3831 lmao ok professor you can start by discontinuing your carbon footprint if you think it's gonna save the earth or move to clown planet!
Oh how Ive missed you “Onion” 😂
I want the Onion to have it's own actual time slot on TV. No explanation, no setup, just start running it.
They should have their own Time Zone! That would make a BIG difference. We wouldn't even need Greta!!!
My Grand Mother of 100 years old is responsible for less CO2 emission than Greta.
This is high quality Onion. This is on the same level as those great “uploaded 12 years ago” videos. Love it.
I read "The Onion" religiously, decades ago. I miss the laughs I would get while on my lunch break. The outrageous headlines were what drew me in.
The quality has gone down while the insanity in this country has gone up over these years.
The way she’s treated on the internet is disgusting. I see stupid click bait about her all the time. I bet her mental health is really suffering. Love this.
do you know what this channel is?
@@roblue5470 duh. Hence why I added “love this” at the end. I meant that people really do treat her like this
@@dodgyyoutuber9560 OMG i didn't notice that😭 my bad
Actually ,she is very busy in internal politics of other countries like INDIA .
As Indian i can say ,this is very generous of people that they are only doning things online not throwing stones directly.
" Stay away from my countery you Fuckin Greta"
@@abhirajteotia5794because climate change is a global issue bro if she were combatting environmental policy exclusively in the west it wouldn’t do much
Haven't been to any The Onion pages in years ... but this is pretty good.
Took me a few seconds to realize that this is from The Onion. Well done!
I always said Greta don't do enough
She don't.
That lazy bone😡😡😡
@@DK-xh6un Ain't not Greta if do nuff.
You gets it . @@yxx_chris_xxy
@@yxx_chris_xxy maybe you mistyped I don't get it
Truth be told, we all need to tell Greta to try just a little bit harder!
No, because it's a scam.
@@Rick-yk5qb She pollutes more than I do, and she also gets the attention I don't want.
It's are fault for not telling Greta to try harder.
Something in my subconscious told me there was a single failure point. Thank you for doing this research.
The Onion : The only trustworthy news provider.
I've been saying this for years. Glad the real media is here to report on the REAL issues
Lmao
And thankfully we can count on TH-cam to give us a context alert on a satire video.
😂😂😂👍
I hope one day all the TH-cam's employees and Google Employees get put on trial .
Blame my car not me. I'm just a driver. Blame the engineers
The onion hasn’t made me laugh that hard in a minute. That was pretty good.
Greta's been phoning it in from day 1 and someone finally had the guts to say so.
United Nations
Climate change refers to long-term shifts in temperatures and weather patterns, mainly caused by human activities, especially the burning of fossil fuels.
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I hope she see's this, she needs to be told the truth.
We're not mad we're disappointed.
Thanks for this. I’ve already stopped recycling and started leaving aggressive comments on TH-cam videos she’s featured in telling her to “get it together.”
If we all do our part….
Finally a voice of common sense. Why mainstream media are not spreading this information?
United Nations
Climate change refers to long-term shifts in temperatures and weather patterns, mainly caused by human activities, especially the burning of fossil fuels.
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Absolute classic. My chocolate milk needs to be put in the fridge
Wow it's been a long while since the Onion was funny. Well done.
I cant believe she let us down like that 😢
We’re simply asking for 30-40% more effort Greta.
Ever since she opened up that oil company and started giving trucks out to everyone she knew, things just went down hill. I hear she's a lot happier now though.
Gretta is busy waving flags.
It's good to see rigorous scientific analysis being applied to the reality that is climate change. Thank you.
United Nations
Climate change refers to long-term shifts in temperatures and weather patterns, mainly caused by human activities, especially the burning of fossil fuels.
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Yes, climate change is a reality. It always has been, since the dawn of time.
CO2 is not a greenhouse gas.
feel like cussing a lot here i guess everything is goddamn fucking bullshit
Glad to see you guys create more quality videos again! Ive missed them so much!
Exactly it was actually decent I was stunned
Is the Old Onion back?! We're not being Punk'd anymore??? Amazing. Keep up the wide screen.
If the ice caps are melting and seas will rise, why are they building massive buildings along every coastline in the world?
They hold the edges of the countries down.
So that more floors stay above the water. Doesn't make sense to build just 3 storeys that will be underwater by Christmas. Duh!
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I worked for the Illumi-Naughty back in the late 1980’s and part of our goal of mischief and mayhem was to switch the blame for climate change from people like Greta and Poly Shore and Emo Phillips onto the general populace and big industry so that nothing could be done about it.
“It’s possible she wants us all to die.” Honestly, I wouldn’t be surprised if she actually did at this point 😂
The planet would be much better off without us.
@@mattw7949 you can start with yourself now, and it is free.
She is very snooty
HOW DARE YOU
I wouldn't blame her but she is a sweedish socdem, she has been getting jaded but so far it all points to her retaining that naivete about reforms being all it takes.
Now, THIS is the kind of video The Onion used to make that we love so much. Great form!!
How can such a young girl be so reckless!
Glad to see the Onion returning back to form. I know they did a couple of these videos already, but they’re starting to happen more.
After arriving at the UN climate change conference in my private jet, I noticed Greta Thunberg rode her bicycle there. Very disappointing since she could've walked rather than supporting the bicycle industrial complex
Come on Greta!!!! We’re counting on you!!!
Seriously? How could you still support such a lazy monster after what she did. Absolutely appalling!
@@Erariz it doesn't feel good to do it, but it's the only choice we have...
She didn't finish school. How can SHE count 😂
@@gerdsfargen6687 you think you're real smart with this one, dontcha? do you think dropouts can't do basic math? why don't you count on behalf of the world since you're so good at it?
Don't hold your breath
Wait Onion is back??? Wtf!!!
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