heres some transcript!: {0:00 - 0:21} "Hey babe, how's your day going? Oh it's bad? I don't give a fuck are you coming to our football game tomorrow? the whole school is going to be there so you better be cheering for your perfect boyfriend. what was that? you are coming? aight sweet. see you there then." [walks away] {0:21 - 1:12} "MOVE THE FUCKING WAY YOU NERD (alt: motherfucking way you nerd)" [punch] "I'll flip my left demier(????)" "I don't know what the fuck you're talking about, freak. are you insulting me?" "what? of course not! I'll never do (a) such thing" "whatever, your fucking shirt's lame nerd" "What did you just say!? My shirt isn't lame! MY SHIRT IS MIKASA (?) FROM ATTACK ON TITAN AND SHES THE BEST ANIME CHARACTER IN THE WORLD!!! YOU TAKE THIS BACK NOW!" "Shut the FUCK up!" [punch, kick, glass breaking noises] "AH! FLIP! my glasses..THEY'RE BROKEN! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?" "Whatever dude, I would have beat your ass but I got to practice for my next game. I better not see your punk ass there." [walking away] "this is unacceptable, IM GONNA MAKE HIM PAY!" {1:12 - 1:57} [the next day..] [crowd cheering noises] "Congratulations! The alphas have officially won this match. Does the team captain want to say anything?" "yeah, sure. give me the mic. I'd like to thank my girlfriend, without her, I would have still probably won this match but she has a big gyatt (?), so thank you. I'd also like to thank my mom for birthing (?) me and.." [farting noises] "and uhm" [more farting noises] "did he just shit himself?" "I did not fucking SHIT MYSELF!" [farting noises once more] "oh. fuck. I shit myself." {1:57 - 2:10} [screams and farting noises, unrecognizable words] {2:10} [explosion] This took me longer than I thought it would.
@@ParodyAsmrANYWAYS can you do one where ur on a tall hike with ur bf and ur at the top then he falls down and thrn gets eatan by like a bear or somethin
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heres some transcript!:
{0:00 - 0:21}
"Hey babe, how's your day going? Oh it's bad? I don't give a fuck are you coming to our football game tomorrow? the whole school is going to be there so you better be cheering for your perfect boyfriend. what was that? you are coming? aight sweet. see you there then." [walks away]
{0:21 - 1:12}
"MOVE THE FUCKING WAY YOU NERD (alt: motherfucking way you nerd)" [punch] "I'll flip my left demier(????)" "I don't know what the fuck you're talking about, freak. are you insulting me?" "what? of course not! I'll never do (a) such thing" "whatever, your fucking shirt's lame nerd" "What did you just say!? My shirt isn't lame! MY SHIRT IS MIKASA (?) FROM ATTACK ON TITAN AND SHES THE BEST ANIME CHARACTER IN THE WORLD!!! YOU TAKE THIS BACK NOW!" "Shut the FUCK up!" [punch, kick, glass breaking noises] "AH! FLIP! my glasses..THEY'RE BROKEN! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?" "Whatever dude, I would have beat your ass but I got to practice for my next game. I better not see your punk ass there." [walking away] "this is unacceptable, IM GONNA MAKE HIM PAY!"
{1:12 - 1:57}
[the next day..] [crowd cheering noises] "Congratulations! The alphas have officially won this match. Does the team captain want to say anything?" "yeah, sure. give me the mic. I'd like to thank my girlfriend, without her, I would have still probably won this match but she has a big gyatt (?), so thank you. I'd also like to thank my mom for birthing (?) me and.." [farting noises] "and uhm" [more farting noises] "did he just shit himself?" "I did not fucking SHIT MYSELF!" [farting noises once more] "oh. fuck. I shit myself."
{1:57 - 2:10}
[screams and farting noises, unrecognizable words]
{2:10}
[explosion]
This took me longer than I thought it would.
Thank you 🥰
The new season of Blue Lock looks great!!!
no the fuck it doesnt
"Oh.. fuck..I shit myself" IM CRYING😭
HELP RIN PHOTO IS KILLING ME 💀
1:18
"You got all 7 notebooks!"
LOL
A big gyatt is crazy...
0:22 what he hit him for 😭😭
He was in the way duh 🙄
DUHH
0:35 insulting his anime shirt is crazy
THE SCREAMING😭😭😭🪑
the pooping starts at 1:37 no need to thank me
I just felt my depression get cured
Thank you, seriously thank you.
Rin defending his mother mikasa is so real
1:13 tHiS iS uNnAccEptable
i love this so much i enjoy this in my free time :D
wow this is such an amazing thing
1:58 WAIT WAIT WAIT!!!!
Bro just dies while shitting😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Put me right to sleep, i i too shit myslef listening to this. 😌😫💤💤💤
RIN WTF 💀💀💀
why does that nerd sound like focus roblox😂
@@H4zbin_h0tel.lov3r i do NOT sound like that
@@ParodyAsmr only KINDA
@@H4zbin_h0tel.lov3r No not even kinda
@@ParodyAsmr YES IT DOESS😭
@@ParodyAsmrANYWAYS can you do one where ur on a tall hike with ur bf and ur at the top then he falls down and thrn gets eatan by like a bear or somethin
Goated shit
local what r u doing😭🙏
@@judithLSJ HOW DID U GET HERE
La mejor representación de un fan de Shitgeyki no kyojin que haya oído
Why rin 😭
It was either him or barou 💀
he exploded oh my god
WHAT IS HAPPENING
karma
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
It's just a prank bro!!
i can relate.
Esa foto d rin JAJAJA
peak
LMFAO
rin bro
Slurs
𝐵𝑟𝑜 𝑓𝑢𝑐𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑏𝑙𝑒𝑤 𝑢𝑝 𝑎𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑒𝑛𝑑💀