Girlfriend Accidentally Makes a S#!t Tsunami During a Barnes & Noble Date and KILLS EVERYONE (ASMR)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 11 ต.ค. 2024
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This is not what I meant by someone hitting rock bottom bro
I can go beyond rock bottom 💪💪💪
@@Wyst_eriaI can go beyond air top
💀
We brought a drill to go lower
@@Wyst_eria this is absolutely unnacceptable by any means
Nah this shi wild asf to even be exist😭😭😭
I gotta stay on par with the other joke ones 💪💪💪
NO FR
@@Wyst_eria "Joke". Sure. Lol
“ITS DESTROYING THE STAND FOR COLLEEN HOOVER” I AM SOBBING THIS IS HILARIOUS 😭😭😭😭
@@maddie.wxrld. it’s poetic.. y’know?
@@Wyst_eria very
I am so childish, the fucking title alone nearly has me crying from laughter
Same
I feel you buddy
NO NOT THE BARNES & NOBLE, GOD ITS SO WELL EDITED
Thank you I put my whole wysussy into it
@@Wyst_eria:(
barnusssy@@Wyst_eria
@@Wyst_eria oh 😭❣️
i laughed so hard, i have no idea how you came up with this masterpiece, it´s perfect
It was 6 am and I had a dream
@@Wyst_eriaHELP😭😭
@@Wyst_eria IT CAME TO ME IN A DREAMMNM.. 👀
@@joshualeahy2162 oh no I stayed up til 6 and was like “huh what if I did this” and then I did it fjjdkfks
@@Wyst_eria Truly a masterpiece was born, your mind both scares and attracts me. ☠️ 🙏
The panic in her voice is so freaking real💀
I read the title and thought “there is no way that happens in the audio”…
I do not lie to my captive audience
Bruh same
We all thought that same thought
“Dear Gretchen, I’m sorry I laughed at you the time you got diarrhea and Barnes & Noble.”
out of all names you chose Gretchen...
@@nayev118its from mean girls
@@Savannah0785 Ohh thanks
*Cautionary Tale plays in the background 👀*
Regina: she really got diarrhea?! That loser!
That barnes & noble air be hitting different 🗣️🔥🔥🔥
Bro sent this banger to the groupchat 😭
That’s a real one tell bro I said Thank You *blasts Jimmy Fallon by Yuno Miles*
Pants: shidded.
she shidded everyone's pants
I am a GROWN 29 YEAR OLD MAN AND POOP JOKES STILL GET ME
This goes great with Boyfriend Farts on You Then Gastrically Implodes, thanks so much 😄
Bro we just saw that ahhh
YEEEAAAHH BABY!
I just saw that
I JUST CAME BACK FROM LISTENING TO THAT ONE 😭
WE SLEEPING SO HARD AND PEACEFULL TO THIS, LIKE A BABIES🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥
btw a cute and nice idea: date in a chernobyl power plant reactor 4, right before the explosion (going wholesome)
If she's not like this, then she not it
Real 🗣️🗣️🙏🙏💥💥🔥🔥✈️✈️
What I’ve been sayin’ the whole damn time!
i gotchu bae 😘
@@morxcl frfrfr
This is disgusting... but also the funniest thing I've seen all day. Well done.
now THIS is something i can relate to🗣🔥🔥 (I will never forget that day in early June)
I agree with this man
SO IT WAS YOU WHO RUINED MY BIRTHDAY PARTY!!
What happened in early June?
SO IT WAS YOU!!!!!
This is actually so funny and well edited LMAO
A Shih Tzu named Nami? Awww, that's just adorable!
Boy, do I have something to tell you…
She made a dog? What kind of freaky shih is she on?
@@Sukuna-w5k All in the name of science! Pungently fragrant science!
If I show this to my therapist can I commit the sewer slide
No
Oh please if you would show that to you're therapist he would need a second therapist
I watched this on call with my friend and we were both SCREAMING oml😭
Listening to the audio in the video profoundly changed my life. The narration was so powerful that it touched me deeply, offering a new perspective and emotional connection to the subject matter. It not only enhanced my understanding but also inspired me to explore new interests and motivated me to make positive changes in my life.
I am so thankful to the TH-cam algorithm for showing me this masterpiece... 10/10 really shittastic
so this ended up in my recommended.
Hiiii Skyyyyyy :D
i know what u r@@Wyst_eria
@@fallingtowardstheskynuh uh
the muffled shart noises
this really was.. this really was our jujutsu kaisen yuji... she said nah id win and then got stand proud you can shit..
HEY DON'T FLUSH IT THAT'S MY DINNER
WHAT THE FUCK LMAO
Best comment here.
Not me cackling as I watch this on the shitter 🤣 thank you 🙏
Here from Emily…I have to say, I admire you for being brave enough to make this
I made it bc it was 6 am, I was delirious, and I had the random want to make a joke ASMR video.. I still don't know how I feel knowing someone I watched vine comps of in middle school reacted to it tbh (it's a mix of excitement and terror bc this is just a one-time thing that I didn't expect to get so big and I don't really *want* it to become my whole schtick, but oh well)
😂
But thank you for liking(?) it! I had a lot of fun figuring out how sound and stuff works, I have found a love of learning to edit and mess with audio, which will definitely help me in the long run considering I do wish to pursue actual VA work and stuff.
Aint no way that shit was flooding literally
God my walls would look a nice shade of red rn
The gurgling bahahhaha
Wtf
Fun fact: I was gargling water and choked so the “coughing up water” bit was real and I was dying a little
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS???!!! I am laughing hysterically!!! What a masterpiece hahahahhaha
I don't know how this ended up in my recommended. I dont even listen to asmr. But this is peak relaxation at its finest
There's way too much editing for a shit tsunami drowning asmr audio
I hope you had a shittastic immersive experience 🫶🤎
@@Wyst_eriaI wish I could taste it
@@XilvezFpe wait a damn minute… 🤨🤨🤨‼️
@@XilvezFpe um, what in the actual f---
Oh my god this is hilarious and not at all what I expected. I thought it was a joke! (Still listening to it right now, and it just gets funnier and funnier.) 😂
This is the 29th audio i have listed too down this ASMR rabbit hole
This is the one of the funniest audio i have encountered i haven't encountered many funny ones!
I hope to run into you again! And as always keep up the good work!
I like how you said Barnes and nobles because that place always makes you wanna use the restroom
I CANT DO THIS I SAW THE TITLE AND SAID "theres no way thats actually in the audio" BUT IT WAS
@@siwnx it never fails to make me laugh with how many ppl somehow think I am clickbaiting 😭
@@siwnx cLICK AND YE SHALL RECEIVE
these meme ASMRs fuel me!
1:32 THE SOUND EFFECT!
This helped me sleep so fast it’s crazy
thats definitely one way to start up a new channel😂
Memory deletion process has started.
Commented just so you'd get a notification on this video so you don't forget.
@@franksmith8445 maan i was forget about it and i just started day with this vid xD
Hello, rewatch the video now!
Yo, i was eating..
@@yukimerukun i’ll see you in a few weeks
There is no way, why is so accurate. The title felt like clickbait, but we got exactly what was promised, and more. 😭😭😭😭😭
There's no death worse than drowning in toilet water
The drowning voice acting was a bit too impressive I actually got chills
@@h0rn3d_h1st0r1an LMAO ofc I recorded myself but the one at the end was a random sound byte I found and thought it was perfect heheh
So much fart noises, this is too amazing, funny as shit.😭🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽
Pov: "Hearing your girlfriend slowly die" as the title and changing a few minor details would hange the plot
I am sobbing crying on the floor
I have found the best content genre on the Internet. MORE! The more unnecessarily specific details, the better!
sometimes, just sometimes, the youtube algorithm gets it right. this is one of those times
I’ve been in this spiral of these parody ASMR videos for so long that I’m actually starting to get real ones in my recommended 😭
The muffled shit 😭😭😭
It’s 2 am what am I doing
Don't let her go to taco bell.
emotional
Leik if u cri evriteim 😢😢😢😢
@@Wyst_eria i cried 3501 times watching this only once
Drops this masterpiece out of nowhere, doesn't post anything else. Fucking legend
how wholesome....
I fell into the wackiest rabbit hole
I thought i misread the title somehow but nope you delivered
I would never lie to you my wonderful captive audience ❤
1:23 knocked me tf out 😴
The barnes and noble shits, happens to the best of us
OH GREAT HEAVENS
“Girlfriend, I’m sorry I laughed at you that time you had a shit tsunami at Barnes and Noble. And I’m sorry I told everyone 😔😔😔”
Excellent joke, was laughing the whole way through!
Nah man i think i watched Emily react to this one i just cant😭😭
same
@@Ruikona_Kento who is Emily?
@@Ruikona_Kento wAIT OH MY GOD SHE REACTED TO THIS?’!!~£]£~+]+{*}*]*~
I CANT SWIM!! -girlfriend
I did not expect this in my recommendations 😭😭😭😭😭
damn if she held that in she genuinely would've exploded
A shakespearean tale
Clogged toilets? Call "Needeep N' Schitt Plumbing" today! ^^
Can’t let the homies know I fw this🗣️🔥
It's hard to NOT imagine the taste of the brown water...
I unironically listen to this when i feel constipated
@@PunnyFuzz does it help
@@Wyst_eria
🤷
the fact that this exists is even crazier 😭
This gotta be the best one
My type of asmr
The rabbit hole is fun
may god have mercy on us.
within minutes I was holding back laughing
2:07 unironically kind of calming for a bit
100/10 would listen while falling asleep again. this is what REAL asmr is.
She got hit with the Wrath of Aoki
This is one of the videos of all time
This is it. This is the best gf asmr meme video on TH-cam
this would kill a medieval aristocrat
Are you proud of what you've created? ARE YOU PROUD??? THIS DISGUSTING AMALGAMATION OF AUDIO?
great work btw
That's not rock bottom , that's the darkest depths of the void 😭
GODDAYUM!!! What the hell did she eat!? 🤣
Lots and lots of carrots.
ts would never happen i would drink it all befor the tsunami forms
@@Geyre a legend.. the hero we all deserve.. thank you…. For saving us all…
This is the hardest I've laughed in a while.
What have I just watched
Hell
I feel someone got off to this, or will get off to this in the future
No way we got whatever tf this is before gta 6 😭
Got silenced in the discord for sending this 😔 (it was worth it)
Doing God’s Work
YOU DID NOT JUST CALL GERONIMO STILTON A FURRY SLOOTH
@@RandomRydersbro IT IS LITERALLY FURRY SLEUTH. LOOK UP THE DEFINITION.
@@RandomRydersbro IT IS AN ACTUAL LITERARY GENRE
@@Wyst_eria ITS A COMEDY GO ON GOOGLE ITS A COMEDY ADVENTURE GENRE
I woke up to this.
PEAK ASMR
This is amazing.
Wow that first date was ..... Pretty shitty
Fun fact, some people get immense need to defecate after entering an old library, is a mystery why it happens but is believed to be related to the fungi that make the old book smell. What I try to say is that the background is weirdly fitting.