south park bigger longer and uncut but everytime they curse it gets faster

[@jinoratheairnomad9777]

This video is mostly Quiet Mountain Town, which is hilarious.

[@P.H691]

I think the point is that it lures people into a sense of security before dropping the fact there’s cursing which is the movie theater scene. It’s hilarious that people really think South Park is a kid show due to it being animated

[@tristanchaplin392]

@@P.H691 who the fuck thinks that?

[@garuelx8627]

@@tristanchaplin392 TH-cam, for one.

[@John-TV_Random-Videos]

@@tristanchaplin392 1999. Hell, parents didn't even do their research on Sausage Party.

[@stupidpros]

@@garuelx8627 yeah, I've seen the war propaganda warner bros shorts be on YT kids.
Aka the one with the ducks.

[@anaveragenascarfan9048]

When they said EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I felt that

[@jenbrant1]

That was like a lot of e’s

[@Water_156]

This is like a movie preview

[@MrPurple656]

Theater scene: Light speed
Classroom scene: Ridiculous speed
Kyle's Mom scene: Ludicrous speed

[@danielrules-espinal]

If you want a real show, play this at 2x speed

[@televisionkid7783]

thank you, that was the best seizure i’ve ever had

[@zmbiegirll]

oh no

[@baffledbrandon3132]

The video can't keep up with the sound. :D

[@benderisgreat5059]

I accept your challenge...
Edit: AHHHH I FEEL LIKE I GOT MOLESTED AGAIN!!!!

[@evilgerald2648]

AHHHHHHH

[@boneappletea3858]

The Kyle's mom song got kicked into gear.

[@eisthebestletter7836]

Haha

[@HogartHughes]

You should do “It Hits the Fan” but every time someone says “shit” it gets faster

[@evilgerald2648]

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD YES

[@SonofTuscon99]

I would totally watch that! No question!

[@paul329869]

Yup

[@KyleBroflovski_SouthPark-ch5dg]

168 times probably

[@chancegheno8096]

In the episode the S-Word was said 162 times and was seen in written form 38 times so if you add all the uses of it and times it was seen in written form it adds up to 200 total uses of it

[@katlyndobransky2419]

I love the fact that I could still follow along with what was happening

[@sloanewalker42]

I love how during Uncle F-ka, you can actually hear it gettting faster and more high pitched!

[@ayden_clisham]

You missed one at 4:03 he says kick ass under his hood

[@simplename9928]

Does it really matter?

[@user-up9rr3mg7k]

Simple Name kinda

[@Owen221]

Oh I though he was saying hooray

[@byron-mitchell]

the script on the fan wiki says hes saying "kenny" but idk if thats true

[@byron-mitchell]

@PeterRama i know it prob isnt but it sounds like both

[@bobbaus2561]

2:35

[@АМ-РЯ-00]

"And then when you die and go to hell you can answer to Satan"
Kenny: OK

[@elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770]

Kenny doesn’t care about going to hell because he knows that he’ll just come back to life next week anyway.

[@thelibyanplzcomeback]

If there wasn't a single adult thing until the T&P movie started, it would have been perfect. So many more parents would have been trolled.

[@OmegaChase1002]

I've seen this movie so any times that i was still able to sorta follow the plot.

[@MarvoulousdcGamer]

yeah i just started to say the lines of the parts i saw flashin by

[@PaleGhost69]

This is going to be my new telemarketer answering sound.

[@embarrazzing]

6:55 bye bc kenny falling down to hell in fast motion made me laugh way more than it should’ve

[@redballoonlosers9687]

THIS IS SHORTER THAN A SOUTH PARK EPISODE

[@stevendavidcox9761]

"No, no, no, go past this, pass this part! And, in fact, never play this again."

[@WinterJV]

*”WELL FINE YOU GO AHEAD AND MISS CHURCH BUT WHEN YOU DIE AND GO TO HELL YOU CAN ANSWER TO SATAN.*” “*KENNY:...(Muffled) Okay!”*

[@SignalingSuccesses]

Nobody:
Mice at 12am: 6:00

[@dr.alavon]

Uncle Fucker song be like: *I am speed*

[@oneborf4678]

My grandpa explaining how he got school in the morning

[@byron-mitchell]

Through seeing a movie, cursing, seeing a movie again, cursing, and stopping a global war?

[@claytoncondo3460]

4:08 Speed up starts

[@liammcnicholas918]

Eric Cartman: Gotta go fast

[@user-up9rr3mg7k]

6:55 it speeds 2x faster

[@regularguy2653]

The south park movie in 8 minutes .

[@lonelyjordon]

This really shows how long south park episodes are

[@stupidpros]

This was a movie

[@cosmicknight29]

5:09 I am speed

[@9812__]

Smaller shorter but uncut

[@wittycreativehandle]

i love how people can do this with the movie and only have 9 minutes

[@therealpenns7313]

Gotta love South Park

[@BSL_HAB]

Put your seatbelts on folks this movie is about to get REALLY fast

[@Calypso-The-Kitsune]

the second uncle fuka is sung "MAKE THE JUMP TO WARP SPEED"

[@Me-uf6cb]

Im surprised this video is more than a second long

[@CarlLikesToAnimate]

Bro I forgot this was a video, I thought I was watching the movie until I realized it was going faster.

[@forrestgump3948]

This hurts my ears more than the actual film.

[@kiloknight94]

I honestly thought this would be a shorter video like roughly 5 minutes at most

[@S.G_goon]

2:34 Kick the baby!

[@MisterVercetti]

*Quiet Mountain Town:* Okay, this is nice and pleasant.
*Uncle F$%&er:* Gas, GAS, *_GAS,_* gonna step on the gas!
*It's Easy, M'Kay:* WE'RE GONNA F$@&IN' *_DIEEEEE!_*
*Kyle's Mom:* *_LUDICROUS SPEEEEEEEEED!_*

[@ryuugamin4545]

they sound like my dogs squeaky toy

[@Wasteland_raider]

My video crashed at 6:42 lmao

[@HalfTelevision]

Fun Fact: To Get An NC-17 Rating In A Movie You Have To Say The Word "Fuck" Over 400 Times, South Park Bigger Longer Uncut Went Just Below That And Said It 399 Times, Therefore Making it An R Rated Movie Instead Of NC-17

[@JustYourLocalGuyWhoPostClips]

It originally was going to be but they replace a few "fucks"

[@yzeli]

so birds are just talking rly fast

[@IofSheikah]

The video:
Quiet Mountain Town
Terrance & Phillip
I am speed

[@baffledbrandon3132]

3:36 Fartyman.

[@whtbobwntsbobget]

This is gonna be quick

[@superfelipestudios8104]

The best parts 5:31 - 8:46
And also put it to 2x its better

[@lunaitc]

Watching at 1/4 speed starting at Asses of Fire confirms the uploader cheated the hell out of this after no human being could possibly follow it at normal speed ("It's Easy, M'kay", in case anyone else is masochistic enough). But you already suspected that when Asses of Fire started and there was still well over 3 minutes left.

[@foxxiedrawing]

8:40 cartmans face

[@KrillGorilla]

8:41 not family friendly

[@Cartman1992]

4:31 speak for yourself.

[@0cakekaya039]

The whole time: * squeak squeak squeak squeak*

[@nytetime4u673]

I have watched everything I wanted to watch

[@KyleBroflovski_SouthPark-ch5dg]

1:54 pause at the right time to see some of Kenny’s face

[@RideTheEastCoast]

8:39 pause

[@SonofTuscon99]

He did it. I didn’t think he would, but that son of a bitch actually did it.

[@nintendoking4769]

This is why the movie had problems

[@thatparaf1nn_kid]

Song Timestamps:
Mountain Town: 0:00
Uncle Fucka: 5:24
It's Easy Mkay: 6:36
Blame Canada: 6:59
Kyle's Mom: 7:27
Brian Boitano: 7:38
Indiscernable from on out, i give up

[@ThomasBoyce5000]

I am sure that it should go faster because we really don't know what he says, but he's likely cussing every time he speaks...

[@fluteloopsyd]

This gets pretty freaky tbh lol

[@Codmcliphenry]

Slowly turning to Mices voice

[@BSL_HAB]

5:12 the third swear word you might think this is bad but it’s just getting started

[@BSL_HAB]

5:10 they say they’re second swear word and after that they don’t stop swearing by 6:00 it’s undoubtedly ridiculously fast

[@mindlessyoutubeuser6435]

What I can't pissed off!

[@rattz__]

What?

[@mindlessyoutubeuser6435]

It's a quote from the movie when cartman gets the vchip

[@byron-mitchell]

I think he says "What?! I can't say pissed off?!"

[@mindlessyoutubeuser6435]

@@byron-mitchell
ok smarty pants. 🧐
. 🩳

[@BSL_HAB]

That was just too crazy

[@Ummmmm12712]

Mmmmmm free movie.

[@coffeekills5174]

there are less swears than sausage party

[@naturalist4life396]

Wow.

[@-throat-]

4:10

[@CoolTelho]

Fake verification mark

[@tomassudy]

Thank you

[@YourLocalGummiBearsFan]

Do Cloverfield (2008) But Everytime When Someone Cusses it Gets Faster

[@BigOlEmery]

I think I had a stroke

[@mrforgotten5598]

I put it on 2x speed and even when I put it back to normal it made no difference

[@McCormick-3.1415]

They turned into wendy

[@xx_furby_lover_xx5812]

This was amazing

[@calebcraig9707]

let me have a girlfriend

[@BSL_HAB]

4:10 they say the first swear word half of the movie is just the song mountain town

[@TheReZisTLust]

fuck i didnt see that coming

[@xx_furby_lover_xx5812]

Same

[@hiyorisou]

MY EARS

[@guineapiggirl939]

dahm

[@RideTheEastCoast]

I mean 8:42

[@meowmeow3532]

lmfao

[@virshaanvirk3971]

Watch this on 2X speed
Much better

[@Curlzzzzzzzzz]

4:10 starts here lol

[@BSL_HAB]

5:22 it gets too fast to understand

[@joemackenzie7417]

Jesus christ lol epilepsy alert

[@BSL_HAB]

5:41

[@airconditionedstudios1011]

Do Kenny’s lines count (he says kick ass in mountain town so we’ll find out)
Edit: No

[@BSL_HAB]

But still this is nothing compared to the end

[@wowiexist]

Even when you slow it down it makes no sense

[@arikatheprincessofhearts2043]

I seen this movie on VHS when I was a kid! It showed me that our world is messed up.

[@BSL_HAB]

6:52

[@BSL_HAB]

0:00

[@Benjawin6671]

1:35 Kenny?!

[@hatwithabrim]

I love Stan but he really can't sing

[@PikoHammerSonicGirl]

3:42

[@BSL_HAB]

7:18

[@danielromero1232]

4:08

[@BSL_HAB]

4:54

[@BSL_HAB]

5:12