Music: Reading the Letter (Bowser's Seizures Palace Hotel) Composer: Jack Levy Playlist: • Hotel Mario Platform: Philips CD-i Please read the channel description.
Dear Pesky Cloud, I have shown despair all over Midgar. Aerith is now permanently dead by my long sword. I dare you to fight me at Northern Cave if you can.
I guess it would not be a good timeline simply because Sephiroth’s death is why Shinra was able to be defeated (given Sephiroth summoning Meteor is the only reason Shinra panicked and lost all of its members)
@@friendlyyoutubecommenter4527 Dear pesky primates. The clones and I have kidnapped Red 13 and have hidden him in one of our hotels, I dare you to find him!
"Dear Silly SOLDIER, The Jenovah clones and I have taken over the core of the planet. Aerith is now a permanent guest at one of my seven life stream hotels! I dare you to find her if you can!"
It might've already been isolated, either via Midi, or finding the separate files, I think. No isolation here, it'd probably not sound nearly as good, outside of the vocals.
"Dear Pesky AVALANCHE... Me and the Shinra Corporation have taken over the Mako Reactor... Aerith is now a permament guest, in one of the many places in the world (Cetra)... i dare you to find her if you can...."
I’m in actual shock that someone actually managed to pull this off. The world needs more people to take the role of Sephiroth, for better or for worse…
This whole thing is hilarious, but I absolutely love how you used the whistle and xylophone-ish sounds, especially the part where it just turns back into Hotel Mario's opening for a second.
The version of One Winged Angel that was composed by Nobuo Uematsu-per Mario There's a 0% chance I ever would've been prepared to handle this rip, exceptional work with this one
Nintendo may have refused to acknowledge Hotel Mario’s existence, but it will never just be a memory in the eyes of the fans. So many YTPs came from this one game!
Cloud: "Look! It's from Sephrioth!" 'Dear Pesky AVALANCHE, Jenova and I have taken over Gaea. Aerith (Aeris) is now a permanent guest deep within the crater. I dare you to find her if you can.'
" Dear pesky EX soldier, Mother and I are planning bring annihilation upon the world. Your precious aerith will be a permanent guests under my 8 feet long sword and i have possession of the black materia. I dear you to stop me, if you can! "
Sephiroth: *laughs evilly* Mario: "Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, eh, Luigi? Luigi: "I hope she made lots of spaghetti! Mario: "Luigi! Look! *picks up note found on gate* It's from Sephiroth. *begins reading note* Dear, Pesky Plumbers The SOLDIERs and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom. The princess is now a permanent guest at one of my 7 Shinra Hotels. I dare you to find her if you can! Mario: "We got to find the princess! Luigi: *points at player* "And YOU got to help us! Mario: *talking to player* "If you need instructions on how to get through the Hotels, please check out the Enclosed Instruction Book.
"Dear pesky plumbers, I will never be a memory. Give in to the dark!" i wanted to make more references, but those are like the only 2 things i remember Sephiroth specifically saying. lol.
When Peach helps Mario resolve his identity and then they defeat Sephiroth, only for the Blorbs to bring Mario back into an insecure because Blorbs were in fact Sephiroth’s doing
Dear pesky Avalanche, The Shinra and I have taken over the Midgar city! The Cetra is now a permanent guest in one of my seven Shinra laboratories! I dare ya to find her if ya can!
there are some rips where like, i have no idea why someone went through so much effort to do it, but i’m forever grateful they did. this is one of those rips.
You've rejected Luigi's cries for spaghetti one last time, Mario... Now, the One-Winged Plumber has risen. And there's no enclosed instruction book to save you now.
I'm convinced this rip exists because someone thought "Hey, the Hotel Mario intro music kinda sounds like that one part in One-Winged Angel," and then worked tirelessly and far too much until this came into being.
"Dear Pesky Plumbers, The Koopalings and I have stabbed your friend Aerith, and have summoned a giant meteor to kill you all. I DARE you to come and find us if you can!"
This is the musical equivalent of watching Michelangelo painting the Sistine Chapel using a half-melted box of crayons.
And succeeding
@@DogsRNice I never said he failed at creating a masterpiece ;)
To be fair, it was a 64 pack with the sharpener
I remember this quote from a Dancing Mad video's comment section
Woah he did that?
_Shot of Sephiroth in the burning village_
_Camera pans over to Mario and Luigi_
“And remember, where there’s smoke…”
They pinch back!
...wait no wrong quote
"There's fire."
And this one too
Toast Toast!
“I will never be just a YTP”
"Stay where you belong, in my watch later playlist"
@@diccchocolate416 “I will never be just a watch later video.”
“He got so angry that he materialized a car!”
Take my like and get out 😂
"Luiiigiiiii!"
*I'm coming for you, brother!*
Jeepers Creepers
Dear Pesky Cloud,
I have shown despair all over Midgar.
Aerith is now permanently dead by my long sword.
I dare you to fight me at Northern Cave if you can.
"We gotta save the planet! And YOU gotta help us!"
"If you need instructions on how to get the best Materia check out the enclosed instruction book!"
The funny thing is that the Knights of the Round would require instructions from a manual.
@@iantaakalla8180More like Knights of Rounds arcade from capcom?
What makes this funnier is Sephiroth's favourite food is spaghetti. Not kidding
It never even occurred to me that Sephiroth has ever eaten
this is real holy shit
does Sephiroth stab Mario so he can get a free spaghetti
*Nibelheim burns down*
Ah, here's the problem, too many toasters!
(The credits for FFVII roll because now Nibelheim is saved and Sephiroth is not some horrible alien/Lifestream fusion)
@@iantaakalla8180 But Cloud and Tifa are still traumatized. You win some you lose some I guess
I guess it would not be a good timeline simply because Sephiroth’s death is why Shinra was able to be defeated (given Sephiroth summoning Meteor is the only reason Shinra panicked and lost all of its members)
that transition/susbtitution for the melody at 2:47 is fantastic
Mario: "We gotta find the princess!"
Luigi: "Not interested"
Luigi after resolving his fractured identity: “Let’s mosey to the seventh hotel”
Good to see you…Luigi
@@iantaakalla8180
Bowser: "No! This isn't how you're supposed to play the game."
"Mario got so mad he materialized a car!"
~ CDi Zelda
"So nice of Tifa to invite us to the bar for celebration, eh Aerith?"
Gay Aeris?
I hope she made lotsa shish kebabs!
@@Shifsabre AERIS, LOOK
IT’S FROM SEFFIROTH
@@friendlyyoutubecommenter4527 Dear pesky primates. The clones and I have kidnapped Red 13 and have hidden him in one of our hotels, I dare you to find him!
“Dear Pesky Avalanche,
Shenra & I are taking over the world! Tifa is now a permanent guest at Carmello’s Hotel! I dare you to find her if you can!”
“This is it, Luigi.” Mario says as he and his brother enter the Northern Cave.
“Gee it’s kinda dark”
@@MuhMuhMamaLuigi Glad someone still remembers those.
@@beastlylordhorse3612 "Did you bring a holy materia?"
@@MuhMuhMamaLuigi man, now I need to go re-watch those.
@@Cecilff2 *”NO.”*
"Dear Silly SOLDIER,
The Jenovah clones and I have taken over the core of the planet. Aerith is now a permanent guest at one of my seven life stream hotels! I dare you to find her if you can!"
Hotel Mario will never be a memory
And at the same time, it will never not be a memory.
So this is basically that “Hotel Mario: Final Boss” video except when Bowser decided to become a one winged koopa
It's the secret finale when you beat the game on hard without dying in under 10 minutes.
God Slayer Bowser
One Spiked Koopa.
man I'm in awe on how y'all were able to isolate the instruments on this song to make this arrangement. sentence mixing's top quality too.
The instruments were probably all samples from popular 80s/90s keyboards, so I imagine they probably weren't incredibly difficult to find.
It might've already been isolated, either via Midi, or finding the separate files, I think. No isolation here, it'd probably not sound nearly as good, outside of the vocals.
@@GrandleJams there's a good amount of isolated instrument editing they're just really good at it
@@GrandleJams Wasn't the whole deal with the CDi that you could fully recorded music onto the discs, and not have to use a sampling system like MIDI?
search snes soundbytes i bet you could find most or all of them
"If you need instructions on how to fight the One Winged Angel, check out the Enclosed Instruction Book."
“It’s been one of those days.”
-Cloud, probably.
"Hey you, get offa my Cloud"
@@ravinrabbid123 Tifa definitely said that.
Come on, Barret!
Right after the stab scene to be precise
Sephiroth: destroys the entire fucking solar system
Cloud:
This literally stands right next to One Winged Psy in terms of greatness like oh my god
Literally
And the One Winged Kongs
Don't forget the kazoo cover.
And One-winged Nathaniel Welchert
Dont forget Cotton Eyed Angel
Estuans interius
Ira vehementi
Estuans interius
Ira vehementi
SPAGHETTI
SPAGHETTI
remeber when spaghetti said I will never be just a memory
Luigi! Look!
It's from Sephiroth!
shoutout to the first and final time my coworker asked to hear what i was listening to
underrated comment
One Winged Angel rips keep getting more and more insane every time
"I will never be just a dream" - Wart
1:25 If you listen closely: you'll notice that the chorus says "SPA-GHE-TTI"
this rip is so good there’s barely any meta jokes in this comment section and just people admiring how well this works
the scene where bowser burns down brooklyn and kills luigi is so dark
"Dear Pesky AVALANCHE... Me and the Shinra Corporation have taken over the Mako Reactor... Aerith is now a permament guest, in one of the many places in the world (Cetra)... i dare you to find her if you can...."
I’m in actual shock that someone actually managed to pull this off.
The world needs more people to take the role of Sephiroth,
for better or for worse…
I’m down for more absurdly sexy JRPG antagonists.
This whole thing is hilarious, but I absolutely love how you used the whistle and xylophone-ish sounds, especially the part where it just turns back into Hotel Mario's opening for a second.
Mario’s hotel is home to all sorts of people, whether they be Koopa or One-Winged Angels
The version of One Winged Angel that was composed by Nobuo Uematsu-per Mario
There's a 0% chance I ever would've been prepared to handle this rip, exceptional work with this one
new 'topher comment just dropped
Sans + Topher
*This is it, Luigi!*
Hey you! Get offa my Cloud!
Nintendo may have refused to acknowledge Hotel Mario’s existence, but it will never just be a memory in the eyes of the fans. So many YTPs came from this one game!
Cloud: "Look! It's from Sephrioth!"
'Dear Pesky AVALANCHE,
Jenova and I have taken over Gaea.
Aerith (Aeris) is now a permanent guest deep within the crater.
I dare you to find her if you can.'
the music in the beginning cutscene of hotel mario was always criminally good, and i'm happy someone finally put it to use.
The final Bowser battle was tough in this game, especially when he turned into a one-winged Koopa after half the doors were closed!
One winged koopa paratroopa.
@@DPedroBoh One Winged KING "Bowser" Koopa Paratroopa, thank you very much!
" Dear pesky EX soldier, Mother and I are planning bring annihilation upon the world. Your precious aerith will be a permanent guests under my 8 feet long sword and i have possession of the black materia. I dear you to stop me, if you can! "
The implications of this rip are absolutely terrifying, in all the best ways. Good work as usual!
It implies that mario got into smash bros
@@sam4gaming135 I was thinking of something more along the lines of "Bowser's Fury meets Shinra tech"...
@@sufficientframe K-O-O-P-A
@@sam4gaming135 And Kirby gets voted out of the next Smash Brothers
Oh, how I hate the way that 2:47 musically manages to make perfect sense. 😂👌
You know a CDI rip is good when you can imagine the YTPMV visuals in your head.
Just hearing this song in this sound font is fucking hysterical.
I think this is proof that what makes One Winged Angel is not the instruments but the melody
Dear Pesky Plumbers, I will never be a memory
2:47 got me good lol
This shouldn't exist. It's a masterpiece beyond human creation.
OMG 2:45 HAHAHA
How is a remix of OWA with only hotel mario instruments such a banger
Getting some real Super Paper Mario vibes from this, so good
Holy fuck, Sephiroth killed Mario by giving him Seizures.
The phlegminess of the vocals is captivating in the most weird way
Luigi! I’m comin' for ya, brother.
Sephiroth: *laughs evilly*
Mario: "Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, eh, Luigi?
Luigi: "I hope she made lots of spaghetti!
Mario: "Luigi! Look! *picks up note found on gate* It's from Sephiroth. *begins reading note*
Dear, Pesky Plumbers
The SOLDIERs and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom. The princess is now a permanent guest at one of my 7 Shinra Hotels. I dare you to find her if you can!
Mario: "We got to find the princess!
Luigi: *points at player* "And YOU got to help us!
Mario: *talking to player* "If you need instructions on how to get through the Hotels, please check out the Enclosed Instruction Book.
"Dear pesky plumbers,
I will never be a memory.
Give in to the dark!"
i wanted to make more references, but those are like the only 2 things i remember Sephiroth specifically saying. lol.
This is almost a haiku, but the 2nd part should be:
“I’ll never be a mem’ry.”
The sentence mixing is actually on point, but definitely is pretty rough. This High Quality Rip is an excellent addition to my collection.
The sound mixing with the voices brought this to SSS+ tier level.
"Dear pesky plumbers, a meteor will fall on your planet, I dare ya to stop me"
-Sephiroth
DEAR PESKY AVALANCHE
I don't think anything can top the plok version but this one's pretty good despite it being a dumb idea lmao
Plok version?
@@PainKillerDS “Flea Pit - Plok”
@@minindo thanks
“I will never be a Gay Luigi”
Shall I give you DINNER?
@@dataexpunged4784I hope he made lotsa spaghetti!
I don't know how many times I listened to this rip. Whoever made this, I just wanted to say...
"You're the best ripper ever!"
Remember: where there's smoke, there's Sephiroth.
Mario starts out as a cold and distant EX-Plumber, but we learn that was because he had Stanley the Bugman's memories inside him the whole time
When Peach helps Mario resolve his identity and then they defeat Sephiroth, only for the Blorbs to bring Mario back into an insecure because Blorbs were in fact Sephiroth’s doing
Dear pesky Avalanche,
The Shinra and I have taken over the Midgar city!
The Cetra is now a permanent guest in one of my seven Shinra laboratories!
I dare ya to find her if ya can!
this is such a stupid rip concept executed flawlessly, color me impressed.
word
i only have a green crayon but i'll do my best
This kind of sounds like if DIC Entertainment had made a Final Fantasy VII Saturday morning cartoon.
who the hell thought of this
i want to shake their hand
Holy shit this is amazing. Happy birthday Hotel Mario.
Yes, it's hotel mario's birthday today, and I'm probably the only one here who knows that
Bro today's my little sister's birthday too what-
Well we need an impalement if this is truely his bday
@@babyboi3910 i hope she made lotsa spaghetti
Next year, it'll be 30...
@@babyboi3910 your sister will now be hotel mario for the cdi
"Nice of the princess to invite us to the fighter pass, eh Sephiroth?"
One Winged Spaghetti - SiivaGunner
The Sephoroph tracks always surprise me to how good they are. This is absolutely amazing, wowa weewa.
Is there a playlist containing rips with one winged angel in them?
someone should really make that playlist
Ah, Here's the problem: too many Swordfighters!
God, why is the Latin intelligible. I hate it, but I love it.
"It's been one of those days..." - Sephiroth
“It’s the Black Materia! Get ready to catch it” - Cloud who also shows off his butt for some reason
Dude, this gave me flashbacks to the reveal where they make it look like Sephiroth killed Mario...and I'm over here like 😱😱😱
That's that creepy [Sephiroth's] laugh!
This was in MLPFun's newest YTP!
Final Spaghetti VII was pretty good, but II will always hold a special place in my heart
It’s from Sephiroth!
Luigi! Look! It's from Sephiroth!
"Dear peaky plumbers,
I shall give you despair."
We gotta save Aerith!
And you gotta help us!
Her name ith a lithp
If you need instructions on how to win the Chocobo races, check out the enclosed instruction book.
Straight into the unironically good rips playlist this goes.
i will remember this rip for the rest of my life
It will never be just a memory
Oh, now this…this is beautiful.
this is just fucking genius honestly lmao
Into the unironically good playlist it goes
One Winged Angel- Final Fantasy
there are some rips where like, i have no idea why someone went through so much effort to do it, but i’m forever grateful they did. this is one of those rips.
This unironically sounds amazing
There have been so many One-Winged Angel rips lately...
I'm not complaining, mind you.
Cloud: "Nice of Aerith to invite us over a picnic, ey Tifa?"
Tifa: "I hope she made lotsa spaghetti"
honestly what a time to be alive
i'm imaging the supernova cutscene in the hotel mario style - instead of destroying planets, the comet turns them into koopa hotels
You've rejected Luigi's cries for spaghetti one last time, Mario...
Now, the One-Winged Plumber has risen. And there's no enclosed instruction book to save you now.
Saw the length and was pretty confident what this was before I clicked. Not disappointed
You know an arrangement of One Winged Angel is masterful when even the whistling added to it fits perfectly.
I'm convinced this rip exists because someone thought "Hey, the Hotel Mario intro music kinda sounds like that one part in One-Winged Angel," and then worked tirelessly and far too much until this came into being.
"Dear Pesky Plumbers, The Koopalings and I have stabbed your friend Aerith, and have summoned a giant meteor to kill you all. I DARE you to come and find us if you can!"
"Hey, you! Get offa my Cloud!"
-Tifa to Sephiroth, probably
why the fuck does this go so hard
that's impressive that they also kept it the same length as the original