My Dad rewrites the Dream SMP Storyline
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 16 พ.ค. 2021
- The Dream SMP told by my dad. His version of the Dream SMP storyline is hilarious, as he knows nothing about it. I turned it into a Minecraft movie, so sit back and enjoy!
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The Dream SMP is a Minecraft server with members like Dream, Technoblade, TommyInnit, and WilburSoot. My dad was so confused! Not a Dream VS Hunter Minecraft Manhunt.
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HUGE thanks to LordKanter for letting me use his Dream SMP recreation world!
Ok
You are lucky, your dad found the milk
This was so funny
Please make a live reaction of your dad learning about the true story
This comment has 69 likes right now
"Bellyface (Dream) was at his house"
Impossible
ya
coz he homeless this is so funny
He has no home, this is impossible
Lol
homeless teletubby
true
"Bellyface was chilling at his house"
That didn't age well
HA
@@zin_of_zink7532 -HA
@@lilac7171 -HA
wait how
Dreams homeless
I'm so happy your dad didn't know the names of all of them because the names he came up with makes it 20x better 😂
“Bellyface and Matchstick fight”
but if he knew technoblades name it would be intresting to see what he would of done
"Ernie" got me dying
"It's Mr Grim"
"Captain Dogface"
8:22 I appreciate the fact that bellyface doesn’t put on a chestplate as it would obscure his vision. It’s details like this that make this peak cinema.
"Dream was at his house"
Yeah, that's impossible, he's homeless
homeless teletubby
Techno stans
@IEatMusic no dream
@@maku1647 It's a j o k e...
Don’t you mean...
*b e l l y f a c e?*
Santa Pig: *dies*
The entire smp: Something's wrong I can feel it.
Edit: Fuck cancer
Frl doe-
"Santa Pig never dies"
avenge santa pig
"Santa Pig"
Santa pig lol.
Even his dad knew how much of a legend Techno was. o7
*Santa pig
@@rcl4737*The pig of christmas
o7
o8
@@Northtamillando7*
Your dad's version is already funny, but his voice telling it makes it 10x funnier.
I love his Dad's enthusiasm about it, he sounds like he's actually trying to entertain everyone and not like he just wants to leave
@bobux probuctions I love your username lmao
@bobux probuctions bobux
So true I wish i had a dad
@bobux probuctions Bobux ubungen ciacianga
@@kelliecheadle4013 i am sorry for you😟
I love how his dad is actually trying to make a good story. Which he succeeded on doing
Ngl it was rly good
It's an 11/10 story
@@tumblingartist x2
If Quackity marries Ninachu canonically I will cry
belly-face made it so good (the name hehehe)
I love how its just as chaotic, but its a completely different story 😭
Our dude Ranboo instead of geting manipulated and forgeting becomes a assasin
lego man: *gets shot*
Lego man: *heals*
Lego man: *gets shot again*
everyone: wait thats illegal
That was so funny and wacky as well!
They wanted him to suffer so much that they waited for him to recover and kill him as soon as he left the hospital
lego man: *dies*
Santa pig died and it was also illegal
ranboo: *innocent man who doesn't pick sides*
two-face: *sure you can hire me to get you blood!!*
See, two different people mhm
Technoblade: the most powerful member of the DSMP, only followed by the creator of the SMP
Santa pig: dies to red coat
why can i just HEAR genderman's voice saying that 😀
Your dad is such a great storyteller. So great, that I would’ve believed that this was the actual dsmp story if I didn’t know the actual story already.😅
7:05 this is where I cracked up. I love your dad
Karl: * bumps on a chair *
The timeline:
Lol
Nice joke
The timeline: 7:59
Why am I laughing so hard at this comment?? 😂
HAHAHHAHA OMFG
"Right as he walks out the door- *BAM*"
Honestly wasn't expecting that, top 10 plot twists
me too lmao
I couldn't stop laughing at that part I really didn't see that coming
Top 10 saddest anime death
Two face has no chill moment he came out of the hospital boom just kill him immediately. Not even given him some time or kill him while he's recovering, nah just gives him hope only to murder lego man
"nice shot two-face!!!" Died of laughter
When Techno died in the story and he said "Everyone loved Santa Pig" I got sad.
Being somebody who doesn't know a lot about the dream smp, I appreciate your dad summarizing it for us.
In an alternate universe...
What if this was real timeline
Did you steal this comment??
Nice
You dont have a 1k likes
@@CoolyCools can u? In 1 second
"Bellyface was at his house"
"Down go Santa Pig"
That was really close to the real story
nah sike...bellyface is 'OMELESS -matchstick
Stfu
@@ninethetwotailedfox wdym stfu that’s rude you know
lol
I like how dream doesn't even have a house
Santa pig is dead,he was a legend,everybody loved him
-ProffesorBiggy's Dad
Technoblade never dies!
Fly high blood god 🕊️😪
Rest well...
Love how Eret is the dictator instead of schlatt
Ranboo: *shoots Quackity*
Schlatt: “Nice shot, two-face”
me: THE ACCURACY????
true though
accuracy of the story not the best but of the shot tho...
@@guilhermefernandes2155 Also, I could one hundred percent see Schlatt tell that to Ranboo after he shoots Quackity of all people
Schlatt would absolutely call Ranboo that lmao
whos Quackity, Ranboo and Schlatt?
I just wanted to say that after techno's passing, it's nice that your dad would honor him and say everyone misses him, because it's true. Thanks :D
Dang skeppy fr did good in the last parts-
i love how "matchstick" and "bellyface" comepletely swapped roles
Ye 😅
Yeah and belly face has a house????
Yeah Matchstickinnit stole it and Bellydream tried to get it back
Yep
This is surprisingly accurate in the worst possible way.
Truuue
Fuckin Ernie
Ikr Rip
playing minecraft is a mistake
save yourself and play fortnite
@@flmnewvideooutinmychannel3481 omg shut up already 💀💀
we NEED a part 2 for this!
you should make a series of this. this is so entertaining u just gained a subscriber!
"Everybody loves Santa Pig"
I mean, he's not really wrong.
Santa pig died.
@@courageousdinosaur1661 santa pig never dies
Speaking facts
Yeah and this time santa pig can't call belly face homeless
Techno dies
Everyone: Wait, that's illegal
It is
true
:0
Don’t you mean Santa pig
@@bruhstop8499 shh, is the same
"Gotta get Santa pig on our side" is a quote golden as it is accurate. Who wouldn't want Techno on their side... or by their side... sad.
I love that this guy changed the thumbnail from what it used to be into this. thank you
Jschlatt being called "swindleman" is just too perfect
Yes
One more name to the document of names Jschlatt is commonly called
Jschwindleman
"Santa pig dies"
Hol' up, wait a minute, somethin ain't right
That's right Santa pig never dies
NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY, SANTA PIG NEVER DIES!
Technoblade never dies. But Santa pig can
playing minecraft is a mistake
save yourself and play fortnite
@@flmnewvideooutinmychannel3481 tf😑
R.I.P SantaPig. You really were a legend
This actually had me dying, as I haven't even watched anything Dsmp related either
Time traveler: *moves a chair
The timeline:
Lmao underrated
'hahahah' - Video Game Montagination
‘Red coat kills Santa pig’
then dream revives techno
“Everybody liked santa pig” that was soo heartwarming
E
Ya Santa pig is a troublemaker now in the smp
[everyone liked that]
So beautiful
everyone LOVED santa pig
I just love this so much, I could watch it all day over and over again and not get bored :3
I forgot that santa pig is dead in real life a long ago, rip legend
PLEASE- SANTA PIG, ERNIE, AND TWO-FACE-
I CAN’T H E L P -
belly face
Bruh how did I get so many likes-
Two-face my beloved 🥴
M a t c h s t i c k
L E G O M A N
The sentence
"Santa Pig is a legend"
"Everybody love santa pig"
It's weirdly correct
It's*
FFS how did you make this mistake... 🤦🤦🤦
@@mrpoggiewoggies8636 iam sory 😅
@@mrpoggiewoggies8636 No need to get dramatic, everybody makes mistakes.
playing minecraft is a mistake
save yourself and play fortnite
@@alyalice8507 It was just a simple grammar correction... 😅
Dad: telling the story
Biggy: listening
Biggy every now and then: **confused noises**
I love how when they put on their armor nobody is wearing a helmet except Bellyface and Bellyface isn't wearing a chestplate
“Bellyface” is the most appropriate name for Dream’s skin I’ve ever heard
What about the second most appropriate name " A mutated teletubby"
What about the Third most appropriate name " A homeless, mutated teletuppy"?
exactly
GUYS ITS SIMPLE! His full name is: *BellyFace HomeLess Mutated Teletubby (WasTaken)*
@@custaanix-x3096 I think you missed something, his FULL name is: bellyface homeless mutated teletubby child tormenter (was taken)
Imagine his dad telling him stories as a child. Perfect for a child.
I REALLY LIKED THIS,,, I'd love to see his reaction to the actual story lmfao
This made me smile real hard, i need more stories from your father!
I love how his dad makes nickname for the character
Yeah me too (:
Yeah matchstick, santa pig lego man were very funny names in the bellyface smp
When his dad said bellyface he's pretty accurate beucuse dreams mask is on is belly
Ernie's death left me in tears
Also, LegoMan getting shot left me in an emotional wreck for 10 Years.
I can't believe Swindleman hired Two-face to assasinate Lego man
he was such a nice president
@@witheringsans7068 he can build and build and show people how to build 😔
Everyone will miss Lego man o7
it was so tragic 😪 o7 for legoman
he didn't even get to marry Greta yet ;(
We need your dad to make more storylines I loved this
5:50 John.f.kennedy moment
HAHAHAHAHA
Dream smp lore: “Sad, terrifying and main character Steve”
Professorbiggy dad’s lore: ” Funniest shiz I ever heard”
lol
yes
two face = bad guy in a batman movie
and coming to think of it, they do seem similar lmao (i mean the weird cartoon one not the movie one)
Funni
"And the town was so happy that the dictator was gone"
Santa Pig, rising up from his grave: *As it should be*
NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY SANTA PIG NEVER DIES
@@brodyrexosaurus lol
playing minecraft is a mistake
save yourself and play fortnite
@@flmnewvideooutinmychannel3481 Paying fortnite makes you the worst person, Save yourself and go outside and commit toaster bath in front of karen
Santa pig dies in real life 😢😭
I love how you changed the thumbnail from the original, thanks for showing respect to Technoblade
what an emotional rollercoaster! truly the best of its time.
The funny thing is that I can actually see Schlatt at some point going "You know what they call me? They call me Swindle Man."
i hate how that is so easy to imagine
nah frgrance man
@@mosalah11thegoat nah man
You know why they call me Swindle Man? Because in 1999, I brutally murdered three women after swindling them out of their 401(k)s.
I heard it in his voice
all jokes aside, his dad is actually a really good story teller
my dad's storys in a nutshell (im a child btw)
@@HenryTheKleptomaniac64 ok?
@@HenryTheKleptomaniac64 that sounds fun!
@@micanikko That was a old comment forgot I posted this
Quackity down after he just revored no more wife for him
please do more this is awesome!
2 years later this holds up so good
I love how “belly-face”/dream doesn’t use chestplate
Man's gotta see 😂
@@WritesB hahahahah fr
Yeah😂
@@WritesB true hahahah
playing minecraft is a mistake
save yourself and play fortnite
The fact that some things still seem similar to the actual story is amazing
I mean, the 2 both have this obsession with discs
yeah, i noticed it from the start that the ones who started it was tommy lmao
He told him thing like they had the disc war and the elction
The Disk saga I did and with someone going to the Pandora’s vault
This is honestly the best thing I have ever watched
Dream organised the murder or five petty criminals. And everyone is like “dream is so chill is this version”
Everyone teaming up to put Tommy in jail over him stealing discs is the funniest thing out of this whole episode
@SHARON TEOH ZI QING Moe uhh what?
thats basically what happened to dream, he stole the discs from tommy and everyone put him to jail
@@1orenzo592 yeah thats... my comment
@SHARON TEOH ZI QING Moe why does everyone have moe in their name?
IKR- LMAO
“I can build and build and build and I can show people how to build” best presidential speech
100 % votes
they got my vote
Same
lego man for president!
I cant like because its 666 so ill dislike but know it means like
Santa Pig was indeed a legend.
Part 2 pls this is amazing
Can’t wait for the actual dream smp storyline to confirm alternate realities and therefore make this cannon.
They already have confirmed alternate realities
Thanks to karl
my headcanon involves the alternate reality system from Passerine (an AU fanfic where it's set up so that the actual DSMP is another reality in the same universe), so in my headcanon this is definitely one of the realities.
But in both realities Technoblade dies in real life
@@sahilhossain8204 santa pig was a legend 😢
“They lock him up in prison and say “Hey, do you know what your punishment is, can you guess?” “Yeah! That’s right! You’re gonna listen to cat music discs, like, 24/7, bro.” So they plug it into his cell and it’s like, so loud.. And it’s like, you know, it’s like torture!” That’s the most enthusiastic thing I’ve heard all day..
Lol
3:43
All of them running up the stairs was legit dizzying.
13/10, absolutely loved this and Santa pig.
bro's dad pridected techno's death
dude your dad is awesome i wish that is how the dream smp went that genuinely made my day :)
"captain dog face" AT LEAST HE DIDN'T CALL HIM A FURRY
Tommy as "matchstick" still represents his personality well
Yep
Ikr Lol
it’s Tommy 2nd name
Lol
he ignites easily
I have never been so on edge...
This is the best..
All the names were perfect!
lmao
I love how for the presidential speeches, *Red coat* and *Lego man* just switched skills-
THE DAD REALLY DID SAY “TWO-FACE” THOUGH
Lol
we know
LMAO-
I died laughing when I heard that-
TRUE!
*Remember, Tommy is still in the prison listening to cat.*
yea
*matchstick lol
oh yeah, what happened to Tommy after doe?
\
You mean matchstick
Matchstick Dario
“everyone loves Santa pig”
truer words were never spoken
Absolutely loved this!
The funniest part about this is that the story itself is not that far off.
:0 hi seek
WAIT NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT-
The whole story revolves around Tommy’s taste in music just like normal smp
That's actually right :^
Eh it kinda is
We gotta love his dad making eret the main character.
Rise dad
:(
It should have been *b e l l y f a c e*
4:04 SUCH A GOOD OPROTUNITY TO DAY CAT BURGLAR 😭
One of the most thrilling stories I've ever heard 😂
I'm not the only person to say this. But the first part, where "Matchstick" is stealing all the cat discs, is insanely similar to the disc Saga. Just switch Matchstick and Bellyface's roles, and add a lot more trauma and gaslighting.
They probably talked to their dad like "there was a war over discs, an election, etc"
I died at the beginning. "Things were never the same between Matchstick and Bellyface." XD
Im dying help
@@pandasforeverprayingforukr4834 weewooweewoo
"Not even close"
Its true tho.
Man I remember watching this when this had less than a million views. And I distinctly remember the "Technoblade dies" thumbnail. o7 to Techno, may he rest in peace. And this video- still makes me laugh even after a year
I rewatch this religiously
They say that Matchstick is still in prison to this day, and every note of cat, drives him closer to insanity
lol
everybody gansta till Matchstick gets out of Prision
@@justaperson15_78 Yes lol
When matchstick break out of prison
"Everyone loves santa pig"
Oh how the turntables
Lol yes
Yes lore of Technoblade
i love how it has actually a little bit of connection with the actual dream smp lore
We NEED the members to voice over this
The funniest part is the fact that dream actually has a house
HAHA
EXACTLY LMAO
Dreams homeless but Bellyface has a home
Plot twist:bellyface is actually a long lost twin and he didnt know he had a brother
Imagine if the Dream SMP actually saw this and act it out as themselves
yassssss
No offense but what would be the point if we already have this? I can't see it being too different
I would just die of laughter
@@avis199 It would have the actual voices and stuff.
@ALEX OS (minecraft) SELF PROMOTION
This story is very underrated, I love it
thats AMAZING like truly amazing.